You look up at the taller woman in front of you, before finally nodding. ...You believe her, you tell her. You didn't mean to call her trustworthiness into question, it's just that you've been lied to and deliberately kept in the dark for so many times that you often find it hard to differentiate between friend and foe."...Ah." Kharn's face, earlier a mask of guilt-ridden desperation, turns to one of genuine sorrow. "That is...ah, Murderface, that is lamentable." Before you can even react, she pulls you into another hug again, and you're once more smothered by the sheer physical evidence of her motherhood. But before you can attempt to squirm your way out of it, she releases you, giving you a full view of her unnatural eyes brimming with tears.That's...twice in your life that you've seen someone like Kharn cry, and it never stopped being disturbing.Kharn must have noticed it in your reaction, however, as she blinks at you in surprise - before half-snorting, half-chuckling through her sobbing as she releases you, one clawed hand snatching wads of tissue from the box on your bedstand. "A-ah. This is...I apologize for showing you something this dreadful, Murderface. Souji told me that it is all part of being with child. Mood swings, being maudlin for the slightest reason, crying every now and then like a simpering child." She sniffs here, dabbing at her eyes, before blowing her nose delicately into the now-sodden mess. "Hormones. This will pass. But...ah, even in my worst days, even when I was disgraced, I knew who was on my side, at least. I...I cannot hope to imagine how terrible it must been for you."
>>44619608You allow to regain her composure before nodding. It's...well, it's been rough, but you're here now. You're just trying to connect the dots as much as you can, even though you're clearly missing handfuls of them, and the picture slowly being revealed isn't something you'd want to see in any kid's drawing book. Or any book for that matter."I...I can imagine." Kharn nods again. "Is...how much do you remember? Did Yuma tell you anything before she...?"How do you respond?Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.Keep things close to your chest for now, just in case. Tell her that you remember enough. Pretend that Yuma didn't get to tell you anything, at least nothing of note.
Dammit Decu, why now? Why? I have to leave to the office in 5 minutes.
>>44619620>Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.Greetings based Decu
>>44619620>[x]Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.
>>44619620>Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.Make sure we're not being overheard, though.
>>44619628Life is unfair. Besides the board is slow you can get in once you arrive at work
>>44619620>[X]Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.Kharn is a good girl.
>>44619654>4chan from workThat's the kind of stuff that gets people promoted around here. People other than you, that is. I will read the archive when I get back.Meanwhile, don't make any stupid decisions. Please.
>>44619620[x]Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.
>>44619620>Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.
>>44619620[x] Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.C'mon, it's Kharn.
>>44619697It can't be helped.
>>44619652>Make sure we're not being overheard, though.Isn't Midori's room in a soundproof magic bubble? Or was that only when Kyouko was here?
>>44619620>Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.Kharn can handle the Noir>>44619721If it wasn't, Kharn probably wouldn't tell us about Midori. I guess we're safe.
>>44619620[X] Be honest. Everything that matters. And yes, Yuma told you everything about what happened.
First and hopefully not only voting period is over
>>44619715Bill Nye lookin like he about to drop the most educational album of 2016
>>44619838Yer late to the meme train brutha.
>>44619865That being said, REAL MEGUCA HOURS SHOOT THAT MF LIKE BUTTON IN THE KNEECAP IF YOU UP
>>44619628I overslept so the delay actually worked out for me.
>>44619879Being the Science Guy is suffering.
>>44619879>>44619916Up late or up early? Good morning GMT!
>>44619955Early. Somewhere in Europe watching you sleep, that's all you need to know.
>>44620037>Not being nocturnal on the best coast.
>>44619637 >>44619641 >>44619652You decide to be honest. Everything that matters, you tell her. And yes, Yuma told you everything what happened before she died."...Aha, I...I see." Kharn's face goes pale, and she makes her way back to your bed in unsteady, clanking footsteps - the black-haired Russian seating herself on the edge of the thin mattress in a heavy, slackening slump, as if she'd been some sort of murderpuppet that just had its strings cut. "Then...then you do know of...my failing, then." She hangs her head low, her hair forming a curtain over her eyes and face, as if both in shame and both in her inability to meet your gaze. "What I let happen. What I let happen to you." She chuckles miserably here - a low, slow sound, the sound of someone who had just had their failures displayed to the entire world before being executed for it. "That is...well, I was expecting for you to remember eventually, or someone to have told you the entire story, but...hah. You will forgive me for hoping that my skeletons would be long buried and forgotten, at least for the people I care about."It's one hell of a skeleton, you tell Kharn. The kind that never stays buried for long. Even if she expended every effort to have it forgotten, it'll come back, like a certain pink-haired nightmare that always finds a way to haunt your dreams.The Russian nods. "I...thought I was going to win, you know." She swallows hard. "When I saw you being attacked, being hurt...I went in there with my usual...confidence. My hubris. I did not even think of calling for aid, or even notifying Malal when all I had to do was to think a single thought, and she would be there." She presses both clawed hands to her face. "Not one second did I think that there was more of the assassins lying in wait, waiting to pounce, waiting for me to swallow the bait whole and present myself to be slaughtered."[1/2]
DECU IST TOTT
>>44620227Quick, post blondes to bring him back from the dead!
>>44620227Shush, Kharn is a sophisticated character to write.Russian melancholy is a unique and freeing emotion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PvOSp4mxn0
>>44620191"I simply jumped in there with my chainsword, hoping that my own blade and my own desperation would see me through. I have never tasted failure before then, after all. What is caution but the hesitation of those cursed to be weaker, less skilled, less honed for battlecraft like I am?" Her eyes lit up briefly in reminiscence. "I was Valnikov Kharn. I was the Warmaster of one of the most powerful Officios that had ever existed. I was feared, I was respected, I was loved. I was a hero."She chuckles again. "And yet, when it truly counted, when it truly mattered...I was as useless as the greenest, most inexperienced initiate. Not only that, but I turned into something that..." Kharn's voice cracks as she looks away. "...Something that I should have been executed for, if it had not been for my best friend's dying wish."Two black orbs, brimming with tears, finally look up to meet yours."It is well in your right for you to hate me, Murderface, or even seek my own death as repayment. It will be no less than I deserve." She smiles at you, pleadingly, before placing her clawed hands on her stomach. "I only ask that you allow me to, aha, do something right with my life for once. Then, when they are born into this world, then you can take your revenge as you see fit. I will gladly go into my grave knowing that I did my best to pay for my sins."How do you react?Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.Simply shake your head. It doesn't matter what I feel about it at this point. I just wish you could have told me instead of jerking me around.
>>44620264>Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.>Your punishment is those kids having 'Auntie Chiaki'
>>44620264[x]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.
>>44620264>Simply shake your head. It doesn't matter what I feel about it at this point. I just wish you could have told me instead of jerking me around."Try and do right by your kids. Either I am going to make it or not, taking revenge on you isn't going to sweeten the pot in any way for anyone still drawing breath."
>>44620264>[X]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.
>>44620264>[X]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.>[X]Fucking sucks that, coincidentally, nobody ever told me anything, but shit happens.
>>44620264>[x]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.
>>44620264[x]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.[x] HeadpatsYEAHCUDDLES
>>44620264>Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.
>>44620264>Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already."You could have told me earlier, Kharn, but I understand is not an easy thing to talk about, specially with the person you failed to protect." Then, with a smile, tell her: "You are forgiven, idiot. Give me a hug"
>>44620264>[X]HEADPAT THE KHARN
>>44620264>[X]Forgive her. Not in the business of making orphans, Kharn. There's enough of those already.The betrayer live up to her namesake, but she's still our comrade. As well as our old boss. Killing her wouldn't look good on our resume.
>>44620264>Not in the business of making orphans
>>44620304>>44620313I support the call for headpats.
>>44620304>>44620313LOOK AT THOSE HEADPATS WHORES!
>>44620324>look good on our resume.We are so far past that.
>>44620331She's more in the business of making grieving parents really. Practically no meguca lives long enough to have children after all.
>>44620354We have killed mundanes.
>>44620353We just barely managed dodging the entire existing race of incubators wanting us dead with every single fiber of their being.I think we eradicated our resume with the righteous fires of a thousand of the Emperor's most elite legions already.
>>44620368>Emperor's most elite legionsYou mean the emperor's children?
>>44620364Like a hundred threads ago, and they were yaks if I remember right?
>>44620364At least we kept Iori alive, and kyoubro, and bitch racer, and the imoutos.>>44620383I think we just kneecapped the ones in the Ruri mission, but we killed them during the Kirika one.
>>44620353Old habits die hard.
>>44620381You mean Space Wolves?
>>44620264This voting period is over.
Hey, anons. Considering the subject that Kharn has brought, you think she will tell us who orchestated the attack? I mean, most likely she doesn´t know, but there is a possibility that in recent years she discovered it. I would like to finally know the truth.
>>44620465Sayaka of course.
>>44620478I doubt she knows, but considering how long the game has been going on I would say that mami is probably prime suspect.
>>44620465>not knowing about bitchracer>not asking who Lorry is
>>44620506What? Mami? Why the hell she would do something like that? It´s true that she has betrayed Chiaki, but only after her transformation in the Devil. Some yeras ago she didn´t have any motives to try and kill Chiaki (well, Murderface)
>>44620478Nah, she would've told us. She doesn't have a reason to hide it.
>>44620506I thought it was implied to be someone from the third.
>>44620506>I would say that mami is probably prime suspect.Did I just get baited?
>>44620506>>44620522She's more of a well-meaning extremist. She put a witch in her house just to make Chiaki more competent. She's at least one of the suspects for pretty much any ploy.>>44620545You gotta admit, it fits the vehicle theme naming. Have any drawfag drew Iori the Lorry?
>>44619712Why is Sayaka's mouth so small and up so high in that image?
>>44620556Yeah, it can be, but all in all, there is absolutely NO EXPLANATION of who did it. It could have been someone from the Third for revenge, but other theories where that it was Strauss to get back at Malal for what she did in Varrigan city, or it could have been Prime, a high-rank Callidus from the 20th.
>>44620595That's her nose.
>>44620608But then where is her mouth?
>>44620595>Sayaka's mouthI can't unsee that now.
>>44620285 >>44620286 >>44620288You take the box of tissues from your bedstand and place it on her lap. She flinches at this - seemingly expecting something a bit more harsher - before blinking in complete, tear-drenched surprise at you.She's forgiven, you tell her. You're not in the business of making orphans. Grieving parents, maybe, but that's only after them having tried to put you in the ground first. ...Or when you're paid to. Whatever."Murderface..." Kharn makes a choking sound here. "Truly...? For all of that?"You nod. Granted, you're still not quite clear about everything that happened - but you do know that there's no sense in lamenting about it when there's so much other shit to worry about. What with everything being your fucking fault to begin with, anyway. So yeah, who are you to ask for reparations for something like that? That'd just be you being a complete hypocrite, wouldn't it?"N-no. Of course not." The Russian's sunless eyes go wide, staring, as she shakes her head in denial. "This would not be hypocritical, you have suffered enough--"You shake your head and hold up your hand to silence her. It doesn't matter, you say as you cut her off. What matters is the job in front of you. You're going to do that and go home, and you're not going to let what happened in the past trip you up. You'll worry about that when the job's done.Besides, what's taking revenge on her going to do for you? Or to anyone still drawing breath? It's not going to sweeten the pot any for you or for them. It's certainly not going to matter if you don't make it, since no one will.You glance down at her stomach, covered by her bladed hands....If she's that set on paying penance, then she can at least try and do right by her kids. Like not naming them something embarrassing. Something normal, like those for regular jackoffs or high-salaried dildoes.[1/2]
>>44620721"Murderface, I..." Kharn shakes her head, smiling. "You...you really have changed. I always thought revenge was a fire in your belly, if not your soul, but this..." She laughs, a soft, hoarse exhalation of relief. "...I do not know how to deal with this new Murderface. No, this Chiaki, who does not yearn for vengeance the same way she yearns for certain breakfast items." She thinks for a moment, before gesturing to Midori's sleeping form. "Ah, so does that mean you are sanguine with her fate, then? You do not wish revenge on that who did this to her?"You look at Kharn blankly for a few moments before shaking your head.Oh, no, for fuck's sake, no. You've changed, sure, but you didn't turn into someone who'd simply bend over and let Fate fuck them in the ass like that.Whoever did this to your Midori is going to die. That's not even a prediction or a prognostication or whatever, but a promise.The Russian smiles one of her trademark smiles. "As relieved as I am, I am thankful we did not lose you entirely, Murderface. It would be such a waste if we did." She shakes her head, before reaching out to run her fingers down your once-again waist-length hair. "We should really give you a haircut, this is nearly as long as it was when you were first Girl A, and..." She blinks, before seemingly reminding herself of something. "A-ah, yes. I nearly forgot. Do you have a suspect of your own? A suspect of who did this to Hanegawa?"How do you respond?None at the moment, but investigations are ongoing. At least, until you get back into your costume and have a gun in your hand again.Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620586That was no ordinary witch, though. Did we ever find out just why we were able to see the girl-form of that 'witch'?
>>44620734>[x]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620734>[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.>>44620743I don't think so.
>>44620743I thought it had something to do with the fact that it was a person corrupted by a witch, or that it was a part of the timestop.
>>44620721>>44620734>[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.She clearly knows what mami did.also who did midori end up sending the info on the craps going on at the second too?
>>44620734>Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620734>Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.Ohhhhhh, boy. Here we go! Mumi intensifies!!!
>>44620734[X] THE HAIR STAYS LONG[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620734>no headpats>[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.Gotta shake our head some more.
>>44620779aw crapbaskets, this is doubly bad when kharn inevitably sends us, probably in an unholy rage of 1000 suns, after her, it will be triply bad when she accidentlys her golden musket to defend herself when we go full flesh of fallen angels.
>>44620734>You've changed, sure, but you didn't turn into someone who'd simply bend over and let Fate fuck them in the ass like that.Lewd.>[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.>Please.
>>44620734[x]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620800Long and ponytail, right?>>44620811We've got better self-control than going flesh of fallen angels over it.We use the chainaxes and get our Risa points
>>44620832And then sacrifice the corpse to the mad godess of ay yoooooooo
>>44620734Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something."The haircut idea sounds great. In fact, lets do it now. Use your claws to just fuck my shit up, senpai."
>>44620861>Use your claws to just fuck my shit up, senpai.Lewd, but no.
>>44620832anon you don't quite get it, chiaki is pretty much as attached to midori, as homura is to madoka, if anything is gonna make us go full akuma homu, its this between literally losing midori to what we consider the single worst thing that anyone can imagine, and this deeply retarded betrayal by mami because she can't stop being an insecure twit. seriously, the worst part is mami is going to know exactly how bad she fucked up, and theres not a single damn thing she could do to stop the reprocussions about it.we are talking about the 9th will probably mobilize to save her ass and every single person in the 9th officio will die a horrible death level of rage.
>>44620734>[X]Shake your head, and ask Kharn if she does. She sounds like she knows something.
>>44620734Voting period is over.
>>44620832Ponytail chiaki a best
>>44620885>golden midori>that postPANIC.jpg
>tfw Midori is good as dead
>>44620894She really is
>>44620894Agreed>>44620885>Dunk soul gem in whiskey
>>44620734>"We should really give you a haircutNo.
>>44620919But still we should keep it long and loose for a while.Just to do the swishing thing again.
>>44620875We only have a slim chance to get a good end out of this. Maybe we can get the watermelon end. Maybe Midori will be fine.If so, maybe we can confront Mami and tell her there's only one way for her to pay for what she's done. Then we'll laminate her panties. Or maybe everything's fucked beyond repair, everyone dies, and we're stuck with an ended universe and TTO's smug hairflips.Alternatively, what if it wasn't actually Mami and we're being tricked?
>>44620957>any end that involves Midori>goodAny end with Midori means something fucking awful happened involving Pinky, and a lot of people died horribly.
>>44620957>what if it wasn't actually MamiI don't see how it's Mami other than paranoia.
>>44620917Is it time to murder all the waifus?Wendy gets corrupted and turned into a daemon?Pinky gets ripped apart by us in goddess-mode?Iori gets assassinated by the 20th?
>>44620917Fuck you, we had a goal. And Midori was with us from the start. It was love at first kneecap, and she's fucking dead.
>>44620981THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE DECU TRAIN AND THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>44620983Decu comes down from his throne right next to the First and shoots Midori in the head with bullshit fuck everything bullets?
>>44620957>Magical girl shadowrun quest>Ending.
>>44620984But she's a fat sweaty NEET that makes smut about Homu homu
>>44620972For a while now I was sort of expecting the golden ending (no pun intended) for the quest being that we purify Madoka and pull whatever bullshit Homura did to Madoka in Rebellion on ourself, letting Akuma Homura reuinite with Goddess Madoka while simultaneously allowing Chiaki Matsuda to remain with Midori and Wendy.
>>44620996Perhaps the same could be said of all religio-er, of us in this thread.
>>44620749 >>44620756 >>44620780You blink at Kharn, before shaking your head. ...Didn't she get the memo? You just woke up from a nine-day coma. You're still catching up to fucking...well, everything. And it's only been, what, a handful of minutes since you were told about what happened. So no, you don't have a suspect yet. Not until you can get back in your costume and ask some other people some more questions.It...sounds like she has some in mind, though. "Ah, me?" The Russian points to herself with one wickedly-clawed finger, before smiling. "...Well, yes and no. I have little evidence and even less of a potential motive, to be sure, and such accusations cannot be made without substantial amounts of those. And in this case, both must also be decisive and irrefutable. But..."But? You frown at her, finding her habit of letting her sentences hang in the air just irritating enough to snap at. But what?Kharn smiles sadly at you. "...Well, I realize you have forgiven me, Murderface, and truly, I am thankful for that, but I believe that what I will say next may make you want to change your mind." She lets out a sigh. "Again, I tell you that I have no proof nor any strong reason to believe this, but...call it a former Warmaster's gut instinct. Or maybe call it a pregnant woman's illogical, hormone-fueled musings. But I think this - what happened to Hanegawa - has been inflicted by none other than Tomoe Mami."...What?You blink at her, before frowning. Frowning the hardest you've ever frowned ever since you can remember.Is... is this some sort of fucking joke?How do you respond?Bullshit. Utter fucking bullshit. I forgave you earlier, Kharn, but that doesn't give you a fucking right to accuse people like that. Especially Mami.Say that again and I'll break the promise I just made and make Souji a widow. Right here, right now.Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.
>>44621030Exactly. She's just a shitty self-insert for half the thread.
>>44620992this, all thats gonna happen is we are gonna just step in larger and larger piles of shit as time goes on, like it turns out pinky is only a small portion of the amount of fucked akuma homu made the multiverse and we have to go off fixing every universes madoka like this, and THEN go deal with our genocidal, omnipotent version of ourself.
>>44621031Golden ending means the absolute best-case, but still achievable, scenario. And considering WHO WE ARE, some degree of reality warping for the sake of waifus is sort of expected.I never thought it was likely, but I did think it was something achievable.
>>44621032>and make Souji a widowwait Souji is a girl?this makes a lot more sense actually>[X]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.>[X]Yeah. Sure. It's not like I liked whiskey and pancakes or anything.
>>44621032>Do you have even a single fact to back that up?
>>44621032>But I think this - what happened to Hanegawa - has been inflicted by none other than Tomoe Mami."IT'S HAPPENING >[x]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.
>>44621032>[X]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.remember we just agreed not to end kharn right now so we should at least figure out what the actual shit.
>>44621032>[X]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.Let's channel our inner watch-wearing dildo for just a little longer.
>>44621032>[x]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.
>>44621032>Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.
>>44621046>I did think it was something achievable.
>>44621032>[x]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.The fuck captcha? You ask for steak and give me a picture of a pelican with a pizza in it's mouth.
>>44621032>[X]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode."Explain yourself. Before you make me break some promises."
>>44620743>>44620760Reread that part of thread 1>But instead of the twisted evil being you saw >shambling towards Mami, you see only a >young woman, with her blonde hair tied into >twintails. Holding onto two pistols, scared out >of her wits. Staring at you as if you were >death itself. Silently pleading to be saved.>The witch's mark engraved brightly on her >forehead.And then we shot her without hesitation. Good old times. I'm not sure what that's supposed to be. At first a witch, then a girl with witch's kiss, then drops grief seed. And Mami seemed to try to stop us, even though she orchestrated the thing. Mumi mastermind doing reverse psychology, or decu's retcon?
>>44621032>[x]GIVE PROOFS YOU PROXYHOHOL
>>44621032[x] Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.HEHEHEHEEEEWE GOING NOW
>>44621059Do you not remember how happy the ending of Madoka was in comparison to the level of fucked everything was?Hopes and dreams, anon. They do work in this setting, if used right.
>>44621032>[X]Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.I'm honestly surprised we can feel anger right now.
>>44621070I guess it just happens sometimes. Like kids and squids.
>>44621032Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.
>>44621032>Swallow back your rising anger and ask her to explain before you fucking explode.Be cool, nigga.
>>44621083decu's magical realm then.
>>44621070But how did she summon the witch? Did she cause an ordinary meguca to witch out under her control kinda like dickbutt did in Siberia?
>>44621107>Hey, girl. I have a grief seed just waiting to hatch. Wanna be her slave for me?>Yes, sempai. Everything for Mami Tomoe.
>>44621032Voting period is over.
>>44621107I wouldn't put it past her. She was using the soul gems of "volunteer" meguca as ammo for her Hyper Beam Cannon, after all.
>>44621145I actually believe this. Considering that is canon that some girls offered her soul gems as amnunition for Mami golden musket, I believe anything at this point
>>44621170>>44621175Wait, what? How did I miss this?
>>44621196She loaded her golden musket with other girls soul gems as ammo.Soul gems that were given freely.
>>44621196When she came and killed Midori, and OHKO'd Tiny Pete. She monologued about it a little.
>>44621206>Soul gems that were given freely.Well, we got no evidence of that....
>>44621213She claimed they were, which I suppose is not much to go on, but it's all we actually have to go on.
>>44621196pls do not hurt kyoukos
>>44621213Decu confirmed in ask.fm tjat the soul gems were freely offered
>>44621209Ah, yeah. It comes back to me now. I supposed it was somewhat a big deal then, but I just forgot.>>44621233Don't worry. I'll just restart the timeline and save the kyoukos.
>>44621271>Don't worry. I'll just restart the timeline and save the kyoukos.You do realize that this exact shit is what caused this whole mess in the first place?
>>44621294Technically it was about Madokas.
>>44621294Hur dur, don't care. I will save the Kyoukos!
>>44621298>Technically it was about Madokas.Yes, I know, I just meant the "No, I will save her, no matter what, literally no matter what!" mentality, with the timeline shenanigans.
>>44621294But in the end the kyoukos were safe and happy with sayakas, thanks to homu's ai yo, so what's the problem?
>>44621048 >>44621051 >>44621052You choke back your rising anger and ask Kharn to explain herself. Before...before you fucking explode. Seriously, Mami? Tomoe Mami? Is she fucking with you right now? The one person who would be completely blameless? The person who looked out for you ever since she rescued you from that barrier? Not to mention that she was on the fucking Moon when it happened! On the goddamn literal Moon, visiting the First in their fucking moon palace or whatever! How could she have--"I know, I know, it sounds impossible, even to me," Kharn tries, desperate to get a word in amongst your feverish denials. "Believe me when I say I wish it was someone else. I keep trying to convince myself that it may be an enemy of the Officio, an enemy of Kyuubey's, or someone who had enmity with Hanegawa to begin with. Like...like an agent of the Tenth, which everyone else seems to be suspecting. But...but I cannot. It always comes back to her. It always comes back to Tomoe Mami."Then HOW? The question leaves your lips in a snarl, and you hear the security detail outside stiffen at your outburst. How the fuck is she arriving at this conclusion, with no proof and no fucking motive?!Despite seeing her earlier react with as much emotion as someone like her possibly could, you didn't think for one second that you could intimidate Kharn. She was, after all, intimidation incarnate, being as tall and as lethally-made as a killing machine with blades for legs and arms. But surprisingly, your outburst makes her hesitate, stunning her into silence, if only for a brief moment - before she replies. "Think for a moment, Murderface. Who among us is truly a Magical Girl that fits the name? Who among us is not just a murderer in a cute costume, blessed with strength and invulnerability? Who among us lives to the ideal of a real Magical Girl, a real paragon of hope and truth, who can inspire with a smile as many people as she can save with one pull of a trigger?"[1/2]
>>44621318Kyouko becomes the next Pinky in a theoretical "I will save the Kyoukos!" plotline. And then we have to redo the whole quest as Bitchracer. And then anon was the Homus, forever more.
>>44621312If saving Kyouko no matter what is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
>>44621332She stands up from Midori's bedside to tower over you, her lethal hands slack by her sides."Who among us is a real hero, who would sacrifice everything to save everyone, even if it meant killing someone she had nurtured and healed like her own child? Think, Murderface. Do not focus on whether or not she could have done it, think if she would have instead. Focus on the possibility that she would."You shake your head. But then, if it was really her, why aren't you dead? Why aren't you fucking atomized already? Why is it Midori and not you?"Because she obviously failed," Kharn presses. "Hanegawa tried to save you, and she succeeded. She saw what was going to happen and gave herself to get you back here, Murderface. Think."How do you react?Deny. No. No. Bullshit. That doesn't make sense. She wouldn't. Mami wouldn't. You're as fucking crazy as Risa - no, even worse than Risa. And she's FOREIGN, for fuck's sake!Doubt. No, she can't. That...no way. There has to be someone else. I don't believe you. Mami would have found another way.Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.
>>44621335And at the end of time itself, Deculture ends the ride and asks the Anon the one important question.>Do you fell like the Homu yet?
>>44621349>[X]Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.
>>44621349>Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.Dunk soul gem in whiskey
>>44621349>Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.This is all theory, Kharn. Start giving us proof that make you believe what you are saying
>>44621349>Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.If we can't outright metagame, we can at least listen to the voice of reason.
>>44621349>[X]Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.[internal doubt]
>>44621349>[X]Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.The time to collect our Risa points approaches by the day.
>>44621349>Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.
>>44621402I hope when that day comes, people aren't dumb enough to put their thirst for revenge over staying off of the train tracks leading straight to the Bad End scenario.Then again, this thread has let me down on that sort of thing before.
>>44621349[x]Keep silent about your judgement. Let Kharn continue talking.
>>44621456That's why we have to be a smart meguca and satiate our thirst for revenge while avoiding the Bad End scenario. I mean, we can pull it off, right? Right?
>>44621349This voting period is over.
>>44621468>satiate our thirst for revengehahaha!
>>44621456We got on that train as soon as Midori got hurt.Perhaps with enough Risa points we can derail it.
Guys, guys, Mami acted with false information. Now, thanks to Midori, she knows the truth. She is most likely a great ally know than a threat, and her help will be useful in what's to come
>>44621513>know than a threatNow*
>>44621468It's possible. Instead of demanding a blood price, I think we need to wound her pride. I have an idea I think is perfect:We make her give Kharn a pair of her panties. Like, we put them into a room together, order Mami to take off her panties, kneel down, and present them to Kharn.
>>44621513Well, judging by the way Kirika operation has gone, Mami's help might be worse.What I'm getting at is, she's on the Moon, warming up moonlasers, to help us.
>>44621513Maybe we could find a use for Mami.Like using the crushed remains of her soul gem to somehow save Midori
>>44621538>not sprinkling glorious Made in Mami™ pancakes with Midori's soul gem shards
>>44621538Get your head out of your ass. If Mami dies and we have ANYTHING to do with it, the entire meguca world will be after our head, and there will be no end possible for us besides death and failure.
>>44621549Did you miss the part where we're literally the devil?Either way, it beats having to just allow waifu killing.
>>44621549That's why we get revenge without killing her.
>>44621562Did you miss the part where we're still a long ways off from anything close to omnipotence?>>44621567Exactly what I'm advocating. We don't kill her. We don't even have to physically harm her. We just need to hurt the image of herself in her mind. Destroy her self-confidence. Make her our bitch. And use her as a tool.
>>44621587>Make her our bitch.inb4 "we have no choice but to die"
>>44621587>Did you miss the part where we're still a long ways off from anything close to omnipotence?Well, if the Dolls survived Homu ripping them limb from limb after the Silent Room went dark (I'd expect them to, really), after popping out the wings again I'd just tell them to murk a few incubators the stealthy way and make some nails with fluffy bunny heads.
>>44621587Hold on, I've got another idea.Dickbutt made one of his magical girls witch out. What if we made Kyubey do that to Mami?
>>44621608No way in hell Kyuubey is going to accept
>>44621608I doubt Kyubey would do that, iirc he found the idea of doing that extremely distasteful.That said making Mami witch out would definitly be a way to get rid of her.
So, nobody wants to make Mami's next heroic quest to be saving Watermelon? Also, Meguca war breaks out when they find that Mami wacked GreenXGreen.
>>44621622I think Mami should just be sobered up for a few minutes, then slapped around for a while and shouted at. I get the feeling that fter twenty minutes of that she'll cry herself to sleep over her actions anyway.
>>44621608>Hey, coobs. I know I look like the Devil incarnate >and you like Mami, but let's kill her.I don't see that happening. We should make mumi sacrifice herself for us. If you don't mind your dish served cold being seasoned with redemption.
>>44621622We're going to make her do her part to save Midori. But there will be nothing heroic about it. There will be no more glory for her.
>>44621614If he thinks the alternative is Chiaki going full TTO over the loss of her waifu, he's not in a position to refuse.>>44621632That's a watch-wearing dildo compromise, but I'll accept it.
>>44621632No, God makes you die for your sins.The devil makes you suffer for them, eternally.
>>44621672The devil just wants her whiskey, pancakes, waifu, and comfy chair. Maybe a nice back rub, right between the wings.Being meguca makes you suffer.
>>44621657I guess the question now is if Mami was ever actually our friend, or just our friendly neighborhood Jailer waiting to put a bullet in our head if things went south.I mean, we were/are pretty fucking horrible, it would answer a lot of questions like why she ever bothered with us.
>>44621657>That's a watch-wearing dildo compromise, but I'll accept it.The real watch-wearing dildo way would be to make her marry someone. We tried that with Kharn and Souji after our fragmentation in Siberia and it worked, look at her now.>>44621672I thought she just wears slutty dress and talks about eternal love.
Jesus you guys. I'm honestly so worn out by all the fuckery and shit throughout this quest that quite frankly I don't even want to kill Mami anymore. I just want to kill whoever the fuck told Mami where to find us and sent her on her way and what to do.Maybe the bitch who gave her a golden weapon? You know, one of the things that are all about corrupting people and shit?Nah, fuck saving people and maybe actually cracking into what all this Blessed Lady church shit is about, let's proceed to Murderface the joint up. I never wanted the good end anyways.
>>44621711When did we ever Murderface something outside of unavoidable combat situations?The players are turbo dildos about everything. It's insane.
>>44621356 >>44621358 >>44621372Never have you wanted so badly to shut someone up before. Sure, you've had to deal with a couple of loudmouths here and there, and you've permanently silenced a few in your career. That of course includes the Eversor from the Third that couldn't keep her big yap shut about Mami - and that resulted in pretty much her entire Officio being dismantled. After having its leadership and most of its top officers being slaughtered, of course.For Kharn to accuse Mami like this - to accuse her of having a hand in Midori's current state - well, suffice to say that even with your promise earlier, you're finding it very fucking hard to stay your hand. Out of all the Magical Girls in the world, she had to accuse the one that you respect the most? The one who stuck with you when no one else would? The one besides Midori who actually gave more than two shits about you?"You are...you are making a very scary face, there, Murderface, and I have to say I am, ah, feeling the heebie-jeebies from it." She giggles nervously at her own joke, before shaking her head. "But this has to be done, no matter how much you glare at me and wish me dead. I know this seems like I am taking advantage of your mercy by saying this now, but I have to tell you this - because everyone else has been keeping you in the dark."The Russian gestures towards Midori's motionless form. "She tried to save you, like she did in Siberia. And she gave herself again, just like she did then. By all rights, she should be dead, but the Blessed Lady interceded. Again, like last time. But those are just not the parallels here, Murderface. There is one more, one more aspect in the circle that you are missing."You look at her, and murmur the answer that comes to your mind, feeling it turn rancid and bitter in your mouth."I was betrayed."[1/2]
>>44621698IMO, Mami has been treating Chiaki as her pawn since day one.>>44621710The situation with Kharn is completely different.>>44621711Pinky is a good girl, and an essential part of the watermelon.>>44621738Murderface is fun, turbo dildo is not. There's been a sickening lack of kneecapping, slaughter, and headpats.
>>44621748"By me." Kharn gestures to herself now, one clawed hand over her breasts. "Someone close to you, someone who fought side by side with you and called you comrade. Someone who called you friend." She smiles, a sad and wan thing. "Of course, I do not pretend to be as close to you as Mami was, nor I am the perfect friend Sakura is to you, but I saw you as someone I...I needed to protect. Until...until I could not control my baser urges any longer.""My nature is to fight, Murderface. To seek opponents stronger than me, more powerful than me, and cross blades with them. To revel in that dance of death and desperation, until I am covered in blood and brandishing a trophy skull to the skies in triumph. Friend or foe, it does not matter whence the blood flows or the skulls be reaped from - it only matters that it does." Kharn hangs her head for a moment, before looking up to stare at you directly."Life is a series of cylical incidents, Murderface. Life itself is a cycle. We find ourselves repeating our own mistakes, even if we tell ourselves that we've learned from them. Often, it is because of someone else, someone weak and cowardly. Other times....well, it is easier to blame God, I think. God or karma or an unfeeling, cruel universe. But it happens, and sometimes all we can do is close our eyes and hope we do not lose too many teeth in the process of having our faces smashed into reality.""Do you...finally understand, Murderface? Or do I need to spell it out to you?" She laughs, a shameful kind of laugh, like the sort a friend would make after spitting out a very cruel, shameful joke.How do you react?
>>44621711That's not how you do this thing. You start with small fry, then move to Mami-tier, then move to Pinky-tier, then [Spoiler]Bad End[/Spoiler] happy ending.
>>44621755>[X]I've been played like a damn fiddle.
>>44621755Well, it was in her name and she appears to have gotten over it. So we can probably come to forgive her.Then we shoot her in the kneecap.And then say Yeah, we're pretty sure we can forgive her.
>>44621755"I am not getting any of this shit. Be clear, KHARN."
>>44621779>>44621790First off, I'm pretty sure we don't have any of our guns right now.Second, I don't think a traumatic injury to the mother would be very good for her unborn babies. And they're innocent in all of this.
>>44621796Who gives a shit about some babies?And who gives a shit about a lack of a gun?Murderface makes way.
>>44621790Gonna have to go with this.
>>44621796Pfffft. She's a magical girl. She'll be fine. We're blowing off witchy parts anyways. Hell, we can even use a small caliber for Mr mcsqueamish here.
Ok, anons. I admit I am not the most clever man around here. Can someone explain what Kharn is saying?
>>44621808Too much bullshit, too little bullets.
>>44621755I admittedly am lost. But I also feel the kneecapping is probably called for. We should probably shoot her and then tell her that yes, she really should spell it out.
>Shooting while there is a contingency of armed thugs ready to put us down outside the roomI can see we are upholding the tradition of bad choices here in mgnq.
Ok i'm really far behind, Last time I was here we were Midori, what happened and why are we back with kharn?
>>44621827Who gives a shit about guards? We are Murderface. A few guards never stopped us from shooting QB in the face. Or anyone, really. Especially not those six squads of fuckers.
>>44621755>[X] You were enticed by your instincts in Siberia. Mami has perfect self-control; what could have incited her betrayal? >>44621808Midori Quest 2 was literally Siberia 2: Electric Boogaloo, as I understand it, with Mami taking Kharn's place as the Betrayer.
>>44621755It's time to break the illusion"What you said about Mami, I will think about this.">>44621808>The long and short of it:>chiaki is moe>we're all Homu deep inside>shit happens
>>44621808I would hazard a guess that she is telling us that Mami is doing this because it is in her nature to do so. Not that she is a betrayer but rather there is something deep in her psyche that drives her to this decision. Mami pretends to be this because she wants to think she has improved from whatever she was in the past. But she never really did. Much like Kharn pretended to have moved past her bloodthirsty days, it never really happened. In short, Mami is lonely.
>>44621837No.Stop that.It's a retarded decision.You're vetoed.That said though, I really don't know what we SHOULD do.
>>44621755Suppress the rage.Thank Kharn for having the decency to be honest with us.Next step is to find some hard evidence. Chiaki would be feeling confused as shit right now, not ready for collecting Risa points. Like it or not, we're Warmaster Chiaki Giant Dildo Magical Girl Satan Matsuda. Not Murderface, not Kharn when she was Warmaster, and not Kirika.
>>44621755"So you're saying that last time when I was in the barrier, Midori jumped in to save me, and inside said barrier there was a betrayer. You.Now this time I was in the barrier, and Midori jumped in to save me, but there was a betrayer again, who wasn't you this time. It was Mami."
>>44621850It's better than fucking nothing.
>>44621755Soul gem. Whiskey. Cigarette.Noir.
>>44621755>Yeah, okay. Let's humour this ridicilous idea that Mami did it. What can I do bout it?
>>44621849Oh, so Kharn wants to tell us that, in order for this situation to be resolves, she has to fuck Mami.That's completely reasonable.
>>44621849I wouldn't necessarily say that Kharn is trying to dig that far into Mami, I think she's trying to stop at "she's a manipulative bitch, even though she means well.">>44621859No, it isn't. Doing nothing is literally a better option than shooting a pregnant friend in earshot of armed guards that already think we're unhinged.
>>44621755Thank you for taking part in this last voting thread. Even if some of you are a bit thick.
>>44621755>Kharn, I've been played like a damn fiddle
Sorry for the short thread but I gotta call it here. If the thread is still up when I get back I'll continue it.
>>44621882Thanks fer running mang!
>>44621869A fair point. Kharn isn't really the best psychologist. I'm also leaning heavily on meta knowledge of Mami too. We know that's what drives her in the canon works and I'm happy to presume the same here.>>44621868Speaking of which, is Kharn still sexually aggressive minus the cap or what?
>>44621869Doing literally nothing will also do nothing to suppress that OVERWHELMING FUCKING RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS building up inside a certain magical girl
>>44621882Thanks Decu.Quick question though, is the bit of Mami's characterization that she's a legit sadist in the bedroom and dominatrix still canon, or was that writeup-only? Or both?
>>44621890And there are ways to deal with that rage that aren't so extremely stupid.
>>44621910For people that aren't Murderface.
>>44621882Thanks for running.>>44621849mgnq mumi is like canon mumi after all.
>>44621916And we have not been Murderface in a very long time.We are Chiaki Matsuda.
>>44621882>If the thread is still up when I get back I'll continue it.Ok, anons, let's try not to post too much
>>44621808IT'S SIMPLEMidori almost died and needed to be saved last time around because Kharn was being a shitty betrayerBut this time around, when history repeated itself, Kharn wasn' there toi betray, but Midori ended up getting rekt anyhowBy Kharn's infallible murder logic, someone else must have been there to cock shit upAnd the only person in the position and in the power to pull that off is Mami, Jesus ChristJESUS CHRISTIT MAKES MURDER SENSE
>>44621924Chiaki is a boring dildo.
>>44621930That's the flimsiest justification I've ever heard.She really deserves her kneecaps blown out for it.
>>44621935And Murderface fucks everything up.
>>44621890Is losing control something that would make Midori proud? What about Misaka?We're not Kirika god damn it. We can control the rage and channel it effectively when it's time to get our Risa points. We don't even know that the situation is how we think it is yet.
>>44621940Then how come Chiaki fucked everything up too?
>>44621952>midorino because she's dead>misakano because she will never ever find out about itever
>>44621953Because anonsI know. I was there, voting to give soul gem
>>44621939No, it does make sense. Chiaki wouldn't kill Midori, not even her fragments would after all that has happened since then.The Blessed Lady wouldn't since she's in cahoots with Midorin. Ergo, someone with practically unlimited access to 9th Officio shit and alo huge, horrendous amounts of power must be the culprit.This time around it wasn't Kharn, and the Rank leaders were all in cahoots with Midori, so the only person left over is Mami. It's like Sherlock says: if you rule out all impossible avenues, whatever is left over, no matter how incomprehensibly stupid or improbable, must be the correct answer.
>>44621953Because we stopped being a dildo and did something retarded. We stopped being Chiaki and went back to being Murderface. And our waifu died because of that.>>44621952Killing Mami is still a bad idea, too.>>44621963>no because she will never ever find out about itCharacter is what you are in the dark.
Jesus gone for months and people want to blow out kharns, who is a broken woman by now literally and figuratively kneecaps, because she suspects mumi, whom has been too perfect this entire fucking quest.God I bet your the same people who chose to rush in durring the first siberia bullshit and the same people who chose timestop with qb to show him pinksFate has always fucked Chiaki, and what greater way to fuck us is to have Mumi to be the one with the Dildo
>>44621965Is this the stupid decisions support group?I stand by my vote in that thread.
>>44621965So you're saying that Chiaki isn't really a character, just a self-insert of everyone here.Therefore I win or something
>>44621973>And our waifu died because of that.When did we even get a waifu? Would Murderface ever get a waifu?I don't think so
>>44621976To be fair, it's perfectly within Chiaki's character to be violently opposed to so much as the idea that Mami could do wrong. She basically exterminated an entire Officio because one of its members shittalked Mami.It's going to be painful, but I think it's finally time for Chiaki to grow past that.
>>44622001Agreed. That one talks sense.
>>44621988Murderface was about to waifu Iori before a certain soul gem got licked.>>44621973Dealing with Mami is a situation that has to be handled with care, not kneecapping Kharn, slaughtering a room full of guards, and leaving a bloody trail across twenty officios that ends in Mami's head lopped off with a chainaxe.
>>44621971But if it was Mami, a fuckton of people would have seen her. And if nobody in the Officio saw her going to the containment room, that means she didn't do it. How would she get past all the guards and staff without being seen? And if whoever was responsible for the betrayal could pull something like that off, that means it could have been anyone with abilities as an infiltrator, and it didn't even need to be someone from the same Officio.
>>44622007Well, I'm also the guy who wants to make Mami our bitch, break her pride, and make her gift Kharn a pair of used panties, because all of that would be fittingly ironic and sexy punishment for her sins.Just so everyone's aware of where I'm coming from on that.
>>44622029It couldn't have been just anyone with the abilities of an infiltrator. They lack the sheer mindfucking power that Mami had to have to make this kind of impact once inside. Plus, if Mami softly asks to, nobody sees her either, or at least swiftly forgets that they did. As i said, nobody but her has the kind of All Area Access necessary to pull this shit off.... and if you forgot, Wendy is Mami's bitch. Literally. Anywhere Wendy walks into, Mami could have been trailing ten steps behind, cloaked by her Callidus assasin servant. Mami betrayed Wendy too, in that barrier. And she knows it. That is why she went and removed the Ribbon that Wendy wore around her neck as a symbol of Mami's dominance; she broke her trust and betrayed her sub, so she regarded herself as undeserving of bein her dom anymore.Mami knows that she's a sinner. And after Midoris infodump-blast, now she knows she became one for completely retarded reasons, too.RELEVATION HI HOWENDY WAS THE MOLE ALL ALONG, AND MAMI IS THE ONE SHE ROPED IN
>>44622029One mumi is literally one of the strongest girls around, so she should have no problem infiltrating a room in the building she knows like the back of her hand. Two why would it look out of place for her to go to a containment room, Who would question her?, Three ribbons lots and lots of ribbons. ribbon clones, ribbons through airduckts, she could proboly turn her self into the ribbon we use to tie chiakis pony tail.Honesty I dont trust the ribbon we use for our ponytail
>>44622029I believe that Mami used a First teleporter, and the cameras of Regalia were recording only darkness That is why nobody know that she was there.
>>44622080AND KHARN IS THE SPYMASTER
>>44622091It was leaked two threads ago that Noriko is the Spymaster, stay up to date goofball
>>44622103No, Noriko is 02. Ruri is the Spymaster
>>44622103I know, but who said there could be only one?
So concluding from this, further bulletpoints:1) Interview Wendy to confirm suspicions2) Interview Coobs (don't forget to remind him that he lied about not knowing where Chiaki's amnesia came from, that's some plan he hatched together with Malal the smarmy cunt)3) Kick him in the nuts and make him tell Chiaki in which basement they have dumped Mami off so she can cry on her lonesome for her misdeeds (fucking implying moon, my fat ass she's on the moon)4) Interview Mami5) Make hard decisions all on your lonesome.
>>446221656) THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS7) Risa points
>>44622165Oh, boy. You´re so right, anon. Sadly, I doubt we will have the chance to do all that. If we are going to interview Mami, and we show clear murder intentions, QB is going to make that interview with heavy security, and us tied or something like that
>>446221656) Be told exactly fucking nothing up front again7) Set fire to a few Officios
>There's a traitor because this situation is vaguely familiar to a different one that happened a long time ago, which must mean it went exactly the same as that other one.I think Kharn's just high on baby hormones.
>>44622197Unlike you, Kharn is aware that this is a story about heroes, and hero stories always follow certain patterns, and she wouldn't have lived as long as she did by not knowing when to act dramatic to up her Narrative Causality Survival Probability stat.
>>44622209So she's a metagaming minmaxer?
>>44622188Then we kill Kyubey.Honestly what does he expect will happen if he insists on protecting the traitor who killed Chiaki's waifu?
>>44622219So far, flatbro, we have no proof to accuse Mami if anything, only Kharn retarded (but surprinsingly correct) logic. That's bullshit in a judgment
>>44622219>>44622180>>44622193Yeah I mean, if there ever was a time to flex your nuts and show off that you're literally an incarnation of the devil / the incubator races' personal boogeyman that ought not to be fucked with to be a pawn in other people's plans, it's now. Chiaki gained power through a gamble with a dead girl possessing a crazy girl.Might as well make use of it.
>>44622257That's what I was saying earlier. We need evidence before we can figure out what the best way to move forward is, not premature rage based on suspicions.We know* Mami's ass is guilty, but Chiaki has nothing but Risa's vague warning and Kharn's suspicions.*Unless we're being tricked.
>>44622257Then follow the five step plan!
>>44622301>We know* Mami's ass is guiltyNo we fucking don't.
>>44622376We should find out with a close investigation
>>44622376How exactly do we not? In-character, sure, but we the players do.
>>44622394>>44622401Going to need more than cause Kharn said she was shifty, to figure Mami did it.Honestly it was probably just Pinky.
>>44622301>Mami's ass is guiltyGuilty of being too phat.
>>44622431Better than being 50% pancake and 50% whiskey.
>>44622459Don't worry, we can have both at the same time
So can anyone give me a good reason Pinky isn't the culprit?
>>44622435>Complaining about this.
>>44622546Uhhh...well...because...uhhhhhhh...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...SHUT UP! YOU´RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! GO DIE SOMEWHERE!
>>44622559>Chiaki getting off to getting whippedYou know, that doesn't seem all that fitting to me. She gets enough punishment as it is.
>>44622546Because Pinky is being tricked by her Godoka half into helping Chiaki. She's gonna go on giggling and shouting at Chiaki to keep on fighting and collecting golden weapons until the other boot drops right on her head and lets Godoka take over command again.
>>44622596That doesn't mean she can't body jack Midori just to fuck with us, you know like she does CONSTANTLY.
>>44622609Yeah, but now we're in the same ballpark as suggesting that everyone and their dog is from the 20th and it' all just an illusion: yeah it could be, but that'd be an unsatisfying shit plot twist and nobody likes those.
>>44622626Pinky is envious of Midori and that bit at the end of Midori quest 2 seems to state that Pinky did it.And no that is not the same as everything is an illusion. How frequently does Pinky do shit just to torture us? Every fucking time she shows up.
>>44622588Masochism is a common coping method.
>>44622649She already did what she wanted to. Midori is now golden-eyed. And what exactly would be the point of anything else?
>>44622649Well, one time she sat in our lap while we fed her pancakes. And she gave us a kiss once too.
>>44622656I wouldn't cope for masochism with more masochism, you know.
>>44622596I don't see how that Pinky's golden weapon plan includes "No using Midori as a human condom"Besides Midori has plenty of experience being used as a condom for strangers.
>>44622658>And what exactly would be the point of anything else?Same as when Pinky causes us physical pain, but it is emotional pain this time.
>>44622667Well you say that...
>>44622694Yes, I do.
>>44622711I want to fuck that fuck face right in his face.
>>44622748Who's stopping ya?
>>44622747Replace demons with fat business men renting her ass and you got it.
>>44622659That was before she started getting more bitchy and pissy because we weren't getting Golden Weapons fast enough.
>>44622778Chiaki should just try to carry along some fresh pancakes at all times and regularly go into timestops to feed Pinky, french her (bear the teeth, it's for a good cause) and luminous her back into niceness.
>>44622800There's also not partaking of the feasts that Pinky puts together, that are meant to further corrupt Chiaki.We haven't even been working on getting our Corruption resistance up, and Pinky would know that the Golden Weapons in our possession are working against her plan if she saw that Chiaki was becoming more resistant.
>>44622800>try to carry along some fresh pancakesThey have to be Mami pancakes. Remember that it only worked the last time because they were Mami pancakes, and Pinky was in a fey mood.
>>44623018Well there you have it: a way Mami can repay her betrayal. A constant, fresh supply of Pancakes to keep the goddess of magical girls from tearing people's limbs off and gnawing them down to the bone.
>>44623134>her betrayalIf your talking about blasting us during Midori quest 2 than sure, but if its some Kharn thinks Mami did it and doesn't have any actual evidence, than fuck you.
>>44623467I already outlined the 5 Step Plan, follow it and we're golden.Golden Deagle that is, hahaha
>>44623499>Thinks Mami isn't on the moon. Your plan is dumb.
>>44623525This is the most contrived shit in the whole world. it also sounds lik the perfect cover story for Kyuubey to hand out about Mami not being avaliable when the officio is coming down around him because she's emo'ing out 3hard.Plus, in a meta sense, where Mami actually is is completely up to what Decu wants it to be, so if this angle works out smoother we might just find her in the basement ;)
>>44623591>Plus, in a meta sense, where Mami actually is is completely up to what Decu wants it to be, so if this angle works out smoother we might just find her in the basement ;)
>>44623616What, don'tcha think that Decu has switched things out behind the scenes because we acted unexpectedly? Malal basically told Chiaki (aka us) to her face that whatever happened to her after nhading her soul gem to Ahriman literally broke the frame of reference she had. It sounded to me like she wasn't just speaking for herself but as a little bit of Decu too.Dare a man dream.
Decu has just announced on Twitter that the next thread will be on tuesday or wednesday next week. I don´t know if he will continue this one. Please, someone put this one in the archive
>>44623992Are you ready for at most two threads a month again?
>>44624712Fuck yeah slow pacing. Gives me more time to digest this madness.
>>44624746And even more time to completely forget everything that's happened.
>>44624764I know, right? I love being constantly surprised.
>>44624845Surprised at how many times can one man delay one damned hobby.
>>44624849When you're not in the mood, you're not in the mood.