Stat him /tg/
>>44710097>Not -10 / 100 hp
Clearly a CG deity
>>44710080You can't stat the Fey Gods anon.
>>44710080Entertainer/Diplomat Noble Raksha, with maxed out Heart, Staff, and Cup graces
>>44710080-10 hp in a setting without resurrection. ;_;
>>44712360Chaotic GoodGod of Stars, Men and HeroesSymbol: A little china girlFavored Weapon: MusicDomains: Good, Rebellion, Creativity
>>44712888>God of MenChildren, surely? Or Goblins
>>44710080Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.Special Attacks: Improved grabSpecial Qualities: ScentSaves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8Feats: Alertness, TrackEnvironment: Temperate forestsOrganization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)Challenge Rating: 4Treasure: NoneAlignment: Always neutralAdvancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)Level Adjustment: —
>>44710080He'll never be able to play Yoshikage Kira now.
>>44714380I like the cut of your jib.
>>44714380Stat HIM, anon, not his dick.
>>44712478>-10 hp in a setting without resurrection. ;_;>a setting without resurrectionWait another three days before you count Bowie out.
>>44716512>David Bowie's dick may hunt in packs and track you through the forest
>>44718258Being the son of God's kind of cheating.
>>44716512>Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.>Special Attacks: Improved grab>Special Qualities: ScentYep, definitely the stat block of Bowie's dick alright.
>>44710080Level 20 Elf bard.
>>44716512O-o gosh. . .
>>44710080Level 1 Dead man.
>>44718258DMPC doesn't count
>>44720375you take that back right now, you can call him a lot of things but Duncan Jones is no cheater
>>44716512>Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)so those rumors were true!
>>44716512well played anon
>>44716512So it wasn't a codpiece...
>>44716512I really needed that laugh anon, thank you.
>>44716512I love you. You should feel happy. You did a good thing today.
>>44716512My keyboard now has tea spray all over it.
>itt newfags go crazy over old, overused memes
>>44710080--JPEG image--460x287--A photograph of the musician David Bowie, likely from the early to mid 1980s.
>>44728827>Anyone who likes something I don't is a newfag/tumblrite/redditer
I don't suppose anybody's got a dl link of Starchildren: Velvet Generation?
>>44730109The bugbear response to statme threads is pretty damn ancient, posted at least once a thread.That said, packs of David Bowie's dick hunting by scent through a temperate forest and constricting their victims is fairly amusing imagery.
>>44731516>David Bowie's dick hunting by scent through a temperate forest and constricting their victims is fairly amusing imagery.B-but anon...>Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
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you fucking win
>>44712888>god of starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo>>44714209honestly think it would be cool if the goblins got a CG deity for once.>>44716512>pic
>>44710080L20 Goblin Aristocrat. Duh.