>>44966083
Hype

>>44966083
Time to get our shit pushed in by Kisame

>>44966083
Double Hype

>>44966083
GET HYPE FOR KON BOWL 2016
my money is one tenten because shes best girl

>>44966156
We took out Zabuza and 3/7 Pains, Kisami gonna get his shit wrecked. Although that sword is annoying but....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_5CPZfOW4&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906&index=6

You wake up rested, and quickly eat breakfast before leaving the Bakutsugi compound with Deikida and Tenten. At the village gate you find Kurotsuchi waiting, along with the large man you saw at the summit.

"Hey, nice to meet you." the man greets you and Tenten. "The name's Akatsuchi. Trust me, as long as I'm around, we don't have to worry about anyone getting hurt too bad. They call me 'The Tsuchikage's Shield', you know. He sent me along on this mission because he trusts me to keep everyone safe."

After introductions, the group is about to leave before Tenten stops everyone.

"Hold on, everybody." she insists. "We'll be traveling East through the Fire Country anyway, so let me just bring you all to where my teammates are. It'll save us days of travel, easy. I've got a seal on Kon's sword and another on the Kubikiribocho, so I can move freely between them."

The Stone ninja are a bit apprehensive but they eventually agree, as any time that can be saved is all the better. Tenten then takes turns moving them with the Flying Thunder God technique, until only you remain. Tenten puts her hand on your shoulder, and you're instantly moved to the rest of the group. A trip that would have taken days, finished in an instant. Tenten is sweating and breathing pretty heavily, but other than that she seems none the worse for wear. Surely not a bad trade off for the use of such an incredible jutsu.

>Continued

>>44966190
The guy is known as a tailless Bijuu. Kisame ain't no joke.

>>44966190
it's okay we can seduce that sword just like Bee did it

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>>44966190

>>44966218

You look around to make sure everyone's here. There are the three Stone ninja, Tenten, Haku, Shino and one other person.

"Hey, Kon! It's me!" greets a familiar voice. It's Fuu, looking as energetic as ever. "I'm coming too!"

"So what's up with this?" Tenten pants, catching her breath. "Why is she here?"

"Well I was coming to visit the Leaf, and saw Shino and Haku leaving." Fuu explains. "I asked if I could come with them, but they said that was up to the Hokage. So I ran to the Hokage and asked him, and he said it was okay, so I ran and caught back up with Shino and Haku, and now I'm here!"

"Well alright then." Tenten sighs. "I guess that's fine."

After letting Tenten rest for a few minutes, your group takes off toward the East. It's apparently going to be a long trip.

>A.Ask Kurotsuchi where you're headed

>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>C.Talk to someone else (Write-in)

>D.Other

>>44966246
>>A.Ask Kurotsuchi where you're headed

>>44966246
>>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>>44966246
>B.Ask Fuu how she's been
How are things going with Shino? Manage to crack the stoic shell yet?

>>44966246
>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>>44966246
>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>>44966246
>>A.Ask Kurotsuchi where you're headed
>>B.Ask Fuu how she's been
god damn it Shino's claimed Fuu.

>>44966246
>>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>>44966297
I think it's more the other way around, given their personalities.

>>44966218
>Tenten Mastered Flying thunder god
Mkay I guess I missed that

>>44966246
>A.Ask Kurotsuchi where you're headed
Do the scouts have any information of where the other Akataski of the pair could be?

>B.Ask Fuu how she's been
Has Shino be treating you right girl?

>C.Talk to someone else
Haku tell us all you can about Kisame and his sword, there a chance w could run into him

>C.Talk to someone else
Ask Kurotsuchi if there are any sub objectives, like maybe get deidera alive or something? just so we are on the same page. Also I guys this is our first mission together, i'm looking forward to seeing you in action and am glad we can count on you

>>44966246
>>B.Ask Fuu how she's been

>>44966348
Yeah true. And what do you expect when he literally save her life.

>>44966349
Happened just at the end of last thread.

>>44966225
>>44966226
soooo. If Itachi is Hokage. And we're going to meet Kisame. Then whose Sharkboy's partner?

>>44966475
Deidara. That's why the Bakatsugi side of the family is so interested.

>>44966475
Naruto?

>>44966475
We are here to kill Deidesu but Kisame is his partner. This is gonna likely be a 2 Akatski vs us 8...so pretty close.

>>44966475
Deidara.

>>44966475
An original character
A girl with godlike lava and fire release

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>>44966515
>>44966511
>>44966533
Ah right...

Damn their gonna be explosions everywhere.

>>44966511
>>44966515
>>44966533
>>44966587
And let's try not to be critical of the guys's precious art so he won't ultra suicide bomb himself and kill all of us.

>>44966606
If anything, we need to be super supportive of it. "Dude, did you just make a giant exploding dragon that shoots smaller exploding dragons out of its mouth? That's fucking awesome!"

>>44966606
We were super into explosions back in the day, Deidara might help use recapture our child like wonder.

>>44966652
And with that he'll instantly join us.

>>44966652
Its Kon. They are going to have such a bonding moment. Its so touching.
>>44966671
We still are. Its just we haven't had a lot of time for them lately...

>>44966606
By the way we convinced Haku way back when, if anything we'd love his techniques, we'd love'em and all the forms he creates we'd be a fan funnily enough. Best of All our shield hard counters his explosions and pushing our chakra into the bombs disarms them. We counter him HARD, Kisame wreaks us if he gets CQB.

if we fight Kismae we have several options, blast him with Lances, he can't absorb attacks just the extra chakra, of if he gets to us try tuning him to stone with natural chakra. If he goes full Water Bubble we go full depth charges and wreak his shit because only thing worse than a blast is one underwater, don't even need to use much chakra.

>>44966701
We've also been doing a lot more with shaped charges these days, so we've kind of lost the childlike joy of a huge blast.

>>44966820
>>44966797
I think we might have a solution to dealing with Kisame people. After all I'll like to see the shark sword deal with a couple thousand explosive tags strapped to it.

>>44966277
>>44966288
>>44966289
>>44966296
>>44966299
>>44966357

You don't actually know where you're headed, but given how long it's said to take, you have plenty of time to ask. For now, you fall in next to Fuu and strike up a conversation.

"Hey Fuu, it's been a while." you greet her. "How are things going? Making any progress breaking through Shino's shell?"

Fuu looks confused for just a bit before replying.

"Shell? Not sure what you mean." she mutters. "Shino's really cool, though! He knows everything there is to know about bugs! Anytime he talks about them, I just get hooked! He tells me no one else pays attention like I do, either. We're like the perfect friends!"

Fuu gets a huge smile on her face. "Speaking of which, I finally made 100 friends! There's my best friend Shino, Haku, Tenten, you, I've got ninety five whole friends back in the Waterfall Village, and Chomei makes one hundred! How cool is that? And I'll just keep getting more!"

Fuu's smile quickly changes to a look of concern, but only for a moment. "Uh oh, I just realized Shibuki doesn't know I'm on this mission with you guys... Oh well! It'll be fine!"

>A.Keep talking with Fuu

>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective

>C.Talk to someone else

>D.Other

>>44966904

>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective

>>44966904
>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective

>>44966904
>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective

>>44966904
Good on you Shino.
>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective

>>44966904
>>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective
>>D.Other
Check on our explosive tags. If we don't have enough we need to make more. And there is never enough.

>>44966904
Wait.......has Shino been freindzoned?

>>44966991
>We're like the perfect friends!"
Yes he fucking it did. Is this universe trying to brew Obito Uchihas?

>>44966991

That would depend on whether or not her friendships come with 'benefits'.

>>44966991
Its not the universe's fault leaf dudes are apparently completely unwilling to make their intentions clear.

>tfw there were lots of leaf dudes interested in our mom but our dad beat them all to it by actually expressing his.

>>44966904
>B.Ask Kurotsuchi about the objective
>D.Other
Also discuss capabilities and tactics. We know Shino, Tenten and Haku, but not the Stone members, likewise they with us, and I don't think anyone's clear on what Fu can do except Fu herself.

>>44967166
I don't think even Fu knows what Fu can do

>>44967130
Apparently she has 95 friends in the waterfall village......

>>44967295
She's got 99 problems but a bug ain't one.

>>44966937
>>44966947
>>44966954
>>44966962

After talking with Fuu, you move on to Kurotsuchi.

"So where exactly are we headed?" you ask. "And do we have any special objectives regarding the target?"

"Our sources have tracked Deidara as he's made several excursions these past few weeks over the ocean to the East." Kurostuchi replies. "We'll be heading to the ocean and taking a boat to follow his path."

You notice Kurotsuchi's face twinge a bit before she speaks again.

"As for the target..." she starts. "We're to kill him. Along with his partner. They've been ruled as far too dangerous to keep alive."

Next to the two of you, Deikida speaks up. "About what I expected. He's crazy. Went and blew up part of the village for no damn reason. Going and making us all look bad."

Between Deikida's grumbling and Kurotsuchi's expression, you get the feeling that they're taking this personally.

>A.Inquire about something further

>B.Talk to someone else

>C.Make the rest of the journey in silence

>D.Other

>>44967464
>A.Inquire about something further
Blew up the village?

>>44967464
>>A.Inquire about something further
SOOO. What happened? and Whats he like?
>D.Other
make more explosive tags.

>>44967464
>A.Inquire about something further
So, battle plans? We'll have time to plan on the boat, but if he's this dangerous we should take advantage of as much prep time as we can.

>>44967520
OH and do we know who his partner is?

>>44967464
>A.Inquire about something further
"What was he like before he blew up part of the village? Each one of these Akatsuki has been eccentric at best, crazy at worst, so it would pay to know what kind of crazy we'll be dealing with."

>>44967464
>A.Inquire about something further
Was he close ever close to the family?

>>44967464
>A.Inquire about something further
Ok plans of engagement. Akatski work in pairs, we should set something up to suit. We know his partner is water specialist and now this is over water...I'll be honest this smells like a trap.

Any plans of engagement? This will be a water and sky battle.

>captchya says select oceans
bad captchya I know a set up when I smell on.

>>44967464
>A. So...I'm a sage now. That's awesome.

>>44967619
We (as in Kon) know nothing about Deidara's partner or Deidara aside from they are both dangerous and Deidara is our cousin. But after we ask them about our targets we should definitely do this.

>>44967505
>>44967520
>>44967582
>>44967614

Deidara's supposedly your cousin, so you can't help but be interested.

"Blew up the village?" you ask. "What happened? And what was he like? Was he close to the family?"

"Not really." Deikida answers. "Our parents died when we were young, so we were pretty much raised by the rest of the clan. But Deidara was always holed up in his room. He was obsessed with creating his 'art'. I mean, I'm a bit of a tinkerer, holes up in my room kind of person too, but Deidara was something else. Nothing mattered to him but his art."

"What do you mean his art?" you ask, a bit confused. "How did he go bad from that?"

"That's what he called his explosions." Kurotsuchi answers. "He loved to watch things explode. And he was really good at it. Easily the most skilled in your clan. He was chosen to be my grandfather's very own pupil. But it wasn't enough for him. He decided one day to steal a forbidden jutsu and leave the village, but not before leaving us with a 'farewell gift'."

"No one really knows why he did it." says Deikida. "If you ask me, I say it was just a matter of time. He never cared about anything but his art. Nothing and nobody. Even since we were little. I tried talking to him, but it's useless. He just can't be reasoned with."

>A.Inquire further

>B.Talk to someone else

>C.Make the rest of the journey in silence

>D.Other

>>44968026
>>A.Inquire further
So any idea who his partner is.

>>44968026
A little concerned about the possibility of this being a personal matter driving them to do something stupid so uh... Bring that up politely, maybe

>>44968026
>A.Inquire further
"What jutsu, if you don't mind me asking? And do we know what sort of partner Akatsuki could line up for a guy like that?"

>>44968026
>A.Inquire further
So what does the forbidden jutsu do? (I mean, I know out of character that it's what lets him animate his statues, but Kon doesn't)

>>44968026
"I can relate to his love of explosions, but to blow up and leave his home is where that ends. At least with my release he shouldn't be too much trouble."'

Hold up guys, got some errands to run

Back in a bit

>>44968313
What kind of errands do you keep running?

>>44968470
The sexy kind

>>44968145
They're shinobi, and were hand picked for this mission. We should trust them to notify us of any hangups they might have with this job.

Back

>>44968470
Mostly housework

>>44968725
>>44968026
Can we ask Kurotsuchi if she gets sea sick?

Her facial expression tells me that she suffers from motion sickness or just doesn't like the idea of water or boats.

>>44968026
Interesting.... What kind of Jutsu will we be facing? Do we have any plans in place for if Deidara is not alone? Akatski work in pairs. I think this may be a trap, just putting it out there, we are being lured to somewhere with no cover, no support into an environment it seems he will have the advantage?

>>44968104
>>44968170
>>44968194

They seem to know Deidara well. You're a bit concerned, but they are likely prepared. You should be too.

"So if you don't mind me asking, what does this forbidden jutsu do?" you inquire. "And what do we know about his partner Kisame?"

"The jutsu that he stole creates mouths on the user's hands." Kurotsuchi explains. "By putting clay in them and chewing it, the clay becomes imbued with his Explosion chakra. He can also mold the clay into any form he wishes, and it will move as he directs it. As for his partner, we don't have any more information than the Leaf on him. All we know is that Kisame was called the 'Tailless Beast' due to his huge reserve of chakra, and his sword Samehada can absorb it. He also uses water techniques in addition to his swordsmanship. We don't have any specific counter measures prepared for him, but we have enough skilled ninja here that he'll no doubt be overwhelmed."

After that, you decide to focus on moving.

After a few days, you all arrive at the coast, in the Land of Hot Springs. The Stone has prepared a ship beforehand, and you all board.

"We only know the rough location that Deidara has been going to, so we just need to keep an eye out for a landmass as we travel. That's likely where we'll find him."

As the boat leaves port to the Northeast, everyone relaxes while they can.

>A.Talk to someone

>B.Do something else

>C.Other

>>44968026
>A.Inquire further
But focus more on his technique

>B.Talk to someone else
Haku since we are gonna be on a boat, how are you at freezing sea water and creating platforms? More importantly why ar they even coming out here. Things seem to good to b true.

>>44969119
>>B.Do something else
Make bombs.

>>44969119
>B.Do something else
Meditate and start gathering nature chakra while everyone gets to know one another's move sets. We will be a radar while we travel.

>>44969119
>A.Talk to someone
Haku. How are things with him and Ino? It's been a while since we talked. Really, though the intent is to keep him from getting back into that "I have to kill Kisame" attitude he had a while back by having him focus on the nice things in his life right now.

>>44969160
Don't worry, you already have tons of explosive tags sealed away

>>44969236
yay. then I change my suggestion to this
>>44969213
We don't want any surprises now do we.

>>44969119
>>B.Do something else

Practice our nature chakra collecting. Also, see if there's a difference between the nature chakra at sea and at home.

>>44969213
>>44969274

You decide that acting as radar for the group would be the most benefit, so you start meditating to gather nature chakra, and keep your senses alert for chakra signatures that may show up.

In the meantime, you chat a bit with the others. Akatsuchi tells you about his jutsu, where he forms a golem from stone and controls it to fight alongside him. Since you're not actually aware of them, you inquire about Fuu's abilities as well. She tells you that most of her jutsu are held over from her time as a Jinchuuriki, mostly controlling threads to suit various purposes.

After two days of sailing, you pick up a handful of chakra signatures a ways ahead. It'll still be a while before you actually reach the source, however. You tell Kurotsuchi.

"That's probably it." she replies. "Akatsuki must have been scouting out an island here for some reason. Everyone get ready, we'll be disembarking in a matter of hours!"

>A.Ask what the plan is

>B.Suggest a strategy

>C.Talk to someone else

>D.Other

>>44969670
Its a turtle isn't it.
>A.Ask what the plan is

>>44969670
>A.Ask what the plan is
We should definitely go after Deikada because we can counter explosions with our release.

>>44969670
>A.Ask what the plan is

>>44969763
Second this.

>>44969763
>Deikada
You mean Deidara

>oh hey leaf ninja is back let's see what I've mis-
>went from 0 to love triangle in a single post
Laze you motherfucker

>>44969940
Bah

Damn Japanese names

Oh no... We are about to fight Akatski in Cloud turf again and piss off madkage. Well let's get ready, I'd suggest the leaf team stays in reserve as stone goes after Deidera, they move in if no one else shows up, we then ambush the second akatski as he moves to support his team mate

Anyone any ideas? Maybe friendly chat with Kurotsuchi I get the idea she wants to ask something

Let's give people some impact tags

>>44970102
Actually a very good idea. Say they've got some of our chakra, will release a stunning, concussive blast.

>>44969670
>B.Suggest a strategy
Okay, team Kisame:
>Haku, keep him busy in swordplay and freeze any water constructs
>Shino, counter chakra drain with chakra drain, get some irony and also slow him down
>Kurotsuchi, a lot of her jutsu react with water to become more effective, should mess with Kisame's moves

Team Deidara
>Akatsuchi, shield us from the bombs with his golems
>Deikida, has the most similar jutsu to his, will know how to counter them
>Tenten, Flying Thunder God and hails of ranged attacks, keep him too busy dodging to make new clay dolls

Team Can Work Anywhere
>Kon, between Impact Release and Senjutsu we can cover near any role, now
>Fu, string manipulation is very versatile

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>>44969722
>>44969763
>>44969783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjdtR1Po-E&index=23&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906

Now's the time to make sure everyone knows what they're doing.

"What's the plan, Kurotsuchi?" you ask. "How do you want us to move?"

"Your release will be able to completely shut down Deidara, so you should come with Deikida and I to face him." Kurotsuchi replies. "The others can hopefully take Kisame, but if they can't, we'll be able to assist them when we finish."

As our ship approaches the chakra sources, you take note of some disappearing. Something's happening, and it's not good.

Shortly, an island comes into view, but it's no regular island. It seems to be a giant turtle. your ship passes the remains of what seems to be a giant squid, blown to pieces.

As your ship pulls up to the shore, Kurotsuchi asks one last time. "Are there any final preparations that need to be made?"

>A.No, we're ready

>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode

>C.Give out some Impact tags

>D.Other

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode
>>C.Give out some Impact tags
Time to test out the new mask.

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode
Where did all the voters go?

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode
>C.Give out some Impact tags

>>44970288
>>D.Other
Summon Sarujizo and use your new mask and gauntlets, save sage mode

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode
>C.Give out some Impact tags
Akatsuki are all S-Class threats.

>>44970288
>B.Summon Sarujizo and go into Sage Mode
>C.Give out some Impact tags
So yeah, they're going for the Jinchuriki training grounds, which means Naruto might be with them. Fortunately, this Naruto is incapable of defeating Kurama and getting Nine Tails Chakra mode, since he has neither the jutsu needed to fight him or the help of his parents' chakra imprints (at least, I hope they won't help him). Also there is zero chance that he's getting past the Waterfall of Truth without some serious bullshit. So no matter what happens today, Akatsuki isn't getting what they want.

>>44970288
>D. Summon the Genjutsu monkeys, instruct people in what they do, give them instructions to use their jutsu on Deidara and Kisame if they see them.

>>44970288
>B and C

>D
There are other shinobi here find them, someone owns this island

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>>44970324
>>44970359
>>44970362
>>44970382
>>44970393
>>44970418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de18NCLfRWc

You'll be facing Akatsuki, so you intend to go all out. You summon Sarujizo and place him on your face as he takes mask form and begins gathering nature chakra. You put your new mask over him to find that it fits snugly, and should keep him from getting hurt and being forced to revert.

"Everyone, take some of these." you tell the group, pulling out some of your Impact tags. "They have my chakra in them, and release a concussive blast when activated. They may come in handy."

Everyone takes two of them, then you head towards the center of the turtle island.

You enter Sage Mode, and feel about. There are a few smaller signatures around, but five in particular are larger than the rest. One however, is noticeably fading. You lead everyone in the proper direction, to find five people at a small pond.

One is B, but he's in bad shape. He's on the ground and barely hanging on to consciousness.

The other four people are all wearing the familiar Akatsuki robes. One is totally foreign to you, while two of the others match descriptions of Deidara and Kisame.

The last one however, you are quite familiar with.

"You." Kakuzu glares at you. "I remember you. How could I forget? You killed me four times. I may have been careless, but that was still quite humiliating. Now I get the chance to return the favor."

"We've got a whole mess of them, huh Kakuzu?" the unknown one, a man with slicked back hair holding a scythe, adds. "I can't wait to kill 'em all."

"Wait a minute." the blond man, presumably Deidara, says. "Is that Kurotsuchi and Akatsuchi? Way out here? And my sister too? Hahaha, what are the odds? I see you're still lugging that ugly thing around on your arm. Still no sense of aesthetics."

"Enough talking, we're here for the eight tails." the shark man, who you assume to be Kisame, interrupts. "Let's get rid of these guys quickly."

>Continued

>>44971168
Fuck.

>>44971168
>the fucking Zombie Duo
Retreat.

>>44971168
shit

>>44971168
Hahaha
Lets fucking Go

>>44971168
Bring it, rag doll. We'll take all five, this time.

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>>44971168

Everyone immediately takes up a fighting stance.

"Oh?" Kisame notes curiously in Haku's direction. "You're that kid from before. So you've taken up Zabuza's sword now? Heh. Let me guess, you want a rematch?"

"That's right." Haku responds. "I intend to defend Zabuza's honor with this sword."

"Alright kid, I'll indulge you." Kisame replies. "It's the least I could do. Follow me, let's settle this alone."

Kisame takes off, and Haku follows, breaking ranks.

Immediately afterwards, you see Deidara grab B and hop on the back of a giant clay bird.

"Yeah, here is too small to show off my art." he says. "Can't have others getting in my way, I need to head somewhere with more space. If any of you want to follow me, I encourage it. It'll be a blast!"

Deidara laughs as he flies off in the opposite direction Kisame headed.

"And that leaves us, Hidan." Kakuzu tells the other man. "This time these kids won't know what hit them."

As they step forward, Kurotsuchi steps back.

"We can't let Deidara get away." she says. "Deikida and I have to follow him. And I doubt that Haku can manage Kisame by himself either. What do you think Kon? Who goes where?"

>Suggest teams

>>44971472
Yeah you ain't running away this time Bitch. Tell me How'd it feel running from a twelve year old boy.

>>44971526
You three go Help Haru and Bee. I got this.

>>44971526
Akatsuchi and Kurotsuchi back up Haku

Shino, Tenten, and a good portion of our tags goes with Deikida.

We can handle Kakuzu solo.

"HA! You were a fucking scrub last time we fought. Just don't take too long dying so I can move onto real threats like fishboy here."

>>44971598
Are you out of your mind?! Hidan and Kakuzu are far, far from pushovers. You'll get killed.

>>44971526
Fu helps Haku, Tenten goes after Deidara, Akatsuchi and Shino stay here to fight the zombies.

>>44971526
Stone team after the 8 tails, fu go too she can fly. Leaf team for after Haku. All we need to do is hold off these two while the 8 tails is rescued.

Be brave Kon very brave and summon Enma

>>44971526
If it's not too much trouble, could you list who is part of our team and who is part of the enemy team, and also who is fighting who?

It would make planning easier

>>44971526
Akatsuchi, Kurotsuchi, and Deikada handles Deidara. They are more familiar with him.

Fu goes and backs up Haku.

Shino and Tenten helps you take down the immortal brothers.

>>44971168
You know, thinking about it it's actually quite impressive that Kakuzu recognizes us. We're about a foot taller than last time he saw us, wearing a mask, and we have a tail now. Guess he recognizes our chakra or something.

>>44971755
Right, that would've been good

Enemies
>Kisame

>Deidara

>Hidan and Kakuzu

Allies
>Haku

>Kon, Kurotsuchi, Akatsuchi, Deikida, Shino, Tenten, Fuu

>>44971598
>>44971651
I forgot About Shino and Fu and Akatsuchi.
Fu Shino and Kon deal with Hidan and Kakuzu.
Akatsuchi Tenten Kurotsuchi and Dekaida help B and Haru. We need to take out Hidan first. Remove his arms and legs and blow them up. Divine lance Kakazu's hearts.

>>44971806
Its the green hair ain't it?

Well you guys got some time, I'm going to go eat dinner

Back in a while

>>44971832
All you gotta do is remove his head.

>>44971972
Isn't he able to move his body without its head? Anyway we just have to immobilize Hidan. Unless he does the ritual and takes blood he isn't as much of a threat as Kakazu. Mobility is key to this fight, both ours and theirs.

>>44972053
We can have Shino immobilize and drain Hidan with his bugs and have TenTen use the Flying Thunder God to behead him.

>>44972053
He isn't able to move without his head, he needs to be reattached.

>>44972053
No, he can survive cut into however many pieces, but he needs all his parts connected to communicate between them. Cut him up and he's harmless. Of course, by that token our own jutsu are very poor choice to fight him with, as poking holes or pulping flesh are only going to slow him down, not take him out. He's like a necromorph from Dead Space, you have to cut them to pieces.

>>44972158
Excellent. We cut of his head. Even if we don't know that it won't kill him, Cutting of the head still works then slap an explosive tag to it when he complains. Blow it the fuck up. problem solved.

>>44972171
>He's like a necromorph from Dead Space, you have to cut them to pieces.
Kek, he pretty much is. I never noticed that.

Okay to all you sword fags. Having that katana is useful.

>Deidara team
Tenten: get a tag on Bee so she can get him out of there (eyes on the prize)
Kurotsuchi and Deikida: Know their enemy and have some of our tags for a little help

>Kisame
Haku: Already in the grudge match
Shino: bugs can breath underwater, plus drain to counter the absorb
Fu: bugs breath underwater and more support

>Hidan and Kakuzu
Kon: For the Grudge match
Atatsuchi: for the golem 3rd man and defense
>we are on tank duty until back up shows up

>>44972290
Hahahahaha
Eat shit motherfucker
not even a swordfag but i cant pass up the opportunity to rub it in your face.

>>44972390
I was never any part of that argument either. Although I did get annoyed with them. But I have to admit when some ones right they are right.

>>44972349
Still think Atatsuchi should be on the Deidara team.
And as dumb as it sound i truly believe Kon can handle this on his own. We also have Enma if we need make up.

>>44972171
>>44972290

Swordanon is pleased.

Ahhhhhh shit we are fucked. Ok plan Summon a monkey beefore th fight and tell him to get word to the Raikage asap

>>44972622
HOWLER MONKEY SUMMON NO JUTSU!

>HEY HOKAAAAAGE

>>44972546
To be honest I agree with you. The zombie duos abilities are more useful to stand up fights. With our sage mode on and our abilities favoring long distance. We could run and gun them effectively-ish. Also if we summon the genjutsu monkeys.

>>44972637
RAIKAAAGE*

Shit. Fucked that one up.

>>44972622
Do this to.
Also if we summon the genjutsu monkeys.
This wasn't meant to be a question. Also we can summon the genjutsu monkeys.

>>44971829
IMO, we should go with:

> Shino and Kon vs Kakuzu and Hidan

Battlefield control is what we need to fight these two at the same time. Kon and Shino are the best options.

> Haku, Fuu and Akatsuchi vs Kisame

Fuu should be able to help by using her threads. Aktsuchi and his golems should prove themselves useful, since they can't feed the Samehada, being made of stone and all.

> Kurotsuchi, Deikida and Tenten vs Deidara

Tenten can provide support by htting Deidara smaller explosives (like birds and spiders) with her weapons, and can surprise attack him with her Hiraishin. Kurotsuchi should be able to take cara of the bigger ones with her lava, allowing Deikida to focus on attacking Deidara.

Okay let's do this shit one at a time

Who should join Haku

>Kon

>Tenten

>Shino

>Fuu

>Kurotsuchi

>Akatsuchi

>Deikida

>>44972349
ill back this. Normally i'd agree with >>44972546 but I think the Golem is needed to even the odds I mean its gonna be 6 Vs 1 without help we need Atatsuchi.

>>44972738
>Fuu

>>44972738
I vote for Shino and Fu.

>>44972738
Fuu definitely. not sure about any others. Tenten maybe? Whats good at dealing with water? The sword can suck up chakra from jitsu as well.

>>44972738
Good I suck at team tactics.

>Tenten

Long range support

>>44972738
>Shino
Sharkman and Shino can both absorb

>>44972738
Fuu, no doubt

>>44972808
Ten Ten should be getting B out of Deidara's hands.

Whatever we do save Tenten for Deidara, she can get a tag onto bee and teleport him away, since he is outta chakra it wont take much effort

>>44972738
Fuu.

Whatever we do we need B back in action.

>>44972738

Deidara team:
Tenten
Kurotsuchi
Deikida
Atatsuchi

>Kisame
Haku
Shino
Fu

>Hidan and Kakuzu
Kon and the DK Crew

>>44972738
>Kurotsuchi
>Tenten

>>44972874
But she could help us avoid Kakuzu's Gundam jutsus.

>>44972738
>>Shino

SUDDENLY BUGS!

>>44972914
She could. Ten ten should probably jump between battles aiding where she can. we did alright against him when we were 12 and barely a chunin. We are know a Sage, Jonin and faster than ever. If I remember Kon's one of (might be IS)the fastest Ninja's in the Leaf.

Alright, going with Shino and Fuu.

Who's going after Deidara? Remember that whoever is left will fight Kakuzu and Hidan.

>Kon

>Tenten

>Kurotsuchi

>Akatsuchi

>Deikida

>>44973016
Tenten, Kurotsuchi, and deikada. Tenten gets B out of the way. Shino drains chakra from Sharkboy and gives it back to B.

>>44973016
>Tenten
>Kurotsuchi
>Deikida
I want Akatsuchi's golem here to take some of the pressure off fighting Kakuzu's ragdolls. Having a giant stone combatant that Hidan is worthless against will help, too.

>>44973016
Deikida, Kurotsuchi, and Akatsuchi.

>>44973016
>Kurotsuchi
>Tenten

>Deikida

>>44973016
>Kurotsuchi
>Deikida
>Tenten
Make sure they have all our tags.

>>44973051
Akatsuchi and Kon deal with Hidan and Kakazuu. Make Hidan unable to battle and this fight should be ours.

>Tenten and Kurotsuchi bond in battle and decide they like each other way more than either likes us

>>44973051
Wonder what Samehada will think of Impact Chakra...

>Someone uses an impact tag on samehada

>it eats it up and finds it the best tasting it's ever had

>shark sword is now our friend!

>>44973148
Dammit we just got rid of the snake blade. Whats with these swords. Does Kon have a Sword magnet kekkai genkai?

>>44973148
I want to see what happens when we hit it with Nature chakra, personally. It turned the Preta Path to stone, is Samehada better able to handle senjutsu than the Rinnegan?

>>44973016
>>Kon

People seem to be forgetting that OUR RELEASE COUNTERS HIS!

>>44973224
What makes you think Kakazu will let us go? We smeared all kinds of shit in his face.

>>44973148
Samehada will probably go "fuck this freaky fish guy I want the monkey dude"

>Kurotsuchi
>Deikida
>Tenten

summon a monkey to go to Konaha, get the teleport team to send Sauske over here right the fuck now, we have a seal on us.

Okay so, final teams:

>Hidan and Kakuzu
Kon, Akatsuchi

>Deidara
Tenten, Kurotsuchi, Deikida

>Kisame
Haku, Shino, Fuu

Going once, going twice

>>44973323
Can't. They're not as good at it as Tenten is. It needs all three of them to do it, and Genma got his soul ripped out by Nagato. She's the only one who can ferry people with the Flying Thunder God right now.

>>44973415
I thought Genma got the fuck out of dodge with the baby?

>>44973415
You're thinking of Hayate, aka Pneumonia Man

>>44973404
sold, your all gonna die

>>44973404
Okay, let's go with this. But I was really looking forward to trolling Deidara with our release nullifying his 'Art'.

>>44973404
Agreed.

>>44973476
Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, then, nevermind, the team's intact. Man, why did Pain soul-rip Hayate? He doesn't know where the teleporter goes, silly. Oh, Nagato. You make such terrible decisions, sometimes.

Just realized neither of the zombies have sen our shield yet, and no akatski are aware of us learning more natures.

When everyone leave we should act civil and calm ask Kakuzu's partner if he has been grouchy about this the whole time since we last saw him?

>>44973795
We should really do this.

>>44973795
I enjoy casual conversation with the enemy!

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There's no time to lose. You give out orders.

"Shino, Fuu, go back Haku up!" you yell. "Kurotsuchi and Deikida will fight Deidara, while Tenten gets B out of there! Akatsuchi, you're here with me!"

Everyone nods and heads to their assigned stations, while you and Akatsuchi face down the two Akatsuki members in front of you.

"That fat one looks like he's just full of blood, huh Kakuzu?" Hidan laughs. "Let's find out."

"Touch me? Not a chance." Akatsuchi retorts.

"Earth Release: Earth Golem Jutsu!"

In front of Akatsuchi rises a large, human shaped stone figure.

"Tch." Hidan scoffs. "That's gonna be a pain."

"Don't worry about it." Kakuzu responds. "This kid here got cocky because of what happened last time. He shouldn't have sent most of his allies away."

The two ninja begin to approach.

>A.Use a jutsu (Specify)

>B.Tags

>C.Weapon

>D.Say something

>E.Other

>>44973916
>C. DRAW OUT OUR SWORD AND CHARGE IT INTO LIGHTSABER CHAINSAW MODE.

We can do that right?

>>44973916
>A.Use a jutsu (Specify)
>>D.Say something
this>>44973795
While using a summoning jutsu to call in reinforcements.

>>44973916
>A.Use Lightning Release: Thunderbolt
>D.Say something

"So, white haired guy, how much does Kakuzu cries since he was almost killed by a 12 year old chunin?"

>>44973916
You know what this situation calls for?

KNIFE ON A ROPE!

>>44974013
To be fair, it was two years ago. So you were 14.

>>44973916
Summon Enma and another monkey to get work to the Raikage fast

>>44973916
>B.Tags
>D.Say something
"Yeah, Nagato didn't think I would be much of a threat, either. How'd that work out for him?"

>>44974111
This, possibly start setting up tags everywhere at the same time.

>>44973916
>D. Oh no, I know if I fought you on my own you'd have a fancy kekkei genkai heart right now. I'm cocky because I'm a sage now.

>>44973916
...He does know we killed the shit out of Orochimaru right?

Kon would not be cocky, chatty perhaps but not cocky. >>44974393 we didn't we helped kill him.

Open with Summoning Enma and another Monkey to get help.

We should just say to him good to see you to Kakuzu-san have I appeared in your bounty book yet?

>>44973916
>>A.Use a jutsu (Specify)
just surprise attack heavenly lance him in the torso as many times as we can, maybe get a lucky hit on a heart. Roll the dice before the fight actually gets going, maybe get lucky and get him good and distracted by rage and salt

>Just picture this its fucking cinematic
These four S class Sinobi just walking towards one another, calmly getting ready and talking the sheer tension in the area would be ridiculous.

When they fight all hell breaks loose, fucking turtles gonna be having a heart attack.

>>44974425
I'd say the hundreds of tags on that log did most of the damage.

>>44973916
>D. Quick question, what's my bounty at right now?

>>44974642
they are actually still inside him so pretty much any torso shot will hit at least one heart, could pump a few into him from the off. have Rock bro cover us while we spawn camp him, we failed last time, not again.

>>44974682
No, that was B's Tailed Beast Ball.

Don't show off our full speed yet, never show all your cards in the first play.

>>44973916
>D. Akatsuchi, keep the grey-haired prick occupied. I'll take Kakuzu.

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>>44973973
>>44974100
>>44974425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FjkQQql4I&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906&index=35

You need to get word out fast. You hang back for a moment and hope Akatsuchi can hold his own while you perform the Summoning Jutsu.

"So Hidan is it?" you ask. "How has Kakuzu been? Has he been whining about almost dying to a fourteen year old Chunin?"

"Hahaha, you know it." Hidan laughs, as he dodges punches from the golem. "You've been at the top of his shit list since that day. He won't shut up about it!"

You summon a small monkey first and tell it to get word to the Raikage that his brother is in danger. This doesn't take long, and the monkey poofs away. You then get ready to summon Enma to provide some support.

While you do all this, Hidan and Kakuzu are teaming up against Akatsuchi and his golem. Kakuzu is using his threaded arms to keep the golem off balance, and give Hidan openings. At one point, the golem gets tipped over and falls forward, giving Hidan a perfect shot at Akatsuchi. Akatsuchi goes to punch Hidan and he hits, knocking Hidan way far back with his monstrous strength. Hidan however, was able to cut Akatsuchi's fist with his scythe before flying backward, causing Akatsuchi to grip it in pain.

Hidan is sprawled across the ground, and Akatsuchi's golem rights itself.

"This guy isn't a big deal." Akatsuchi tells you. "He can barely get a hit in."

Just then, Hidan gets back up in quite a strange manner. His skin turns black with white patterns.

"That's it!" he yells. "Now to kill you in the name of Lord Jashin!"

Enma, now summoned, takes a look at the situation.

"What will you have me do Kon?"

>A.Attack Hidan

>B.Attack Kakuzu

>C.Turn to staff form

>D.Other

Say to Akatsuchi that we don't know the pale guys special skills yet so be one your toes, given kakuzu methods of reanimation are not off the table

>>44974884
>A.Attack Hidan
Keep him busy, prevent him from doing whatever it is he's planning.

>>44974884
>>A.Attack Hidan

>>44974884
>>A.Attack Hidan
Don't let him hit you

>>44974884
>A.Attack Hidan
Time to blow up some hearts.

>>44974884
>D. "Immortality doesn't mean shit if there locked up! Cage them in and me and Akatsuchi can take them out."

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>44974884
>>D.Other
Doesn't Hidan need to be in his circle thing to use his voodoo magic? knock him around with impact jutsu. Even from a non_meta standpoint we wouldn't be wrong to try and distract and opponent trying to use their super secret ''I've got you now!!!'' jutsu...

>>44974884
>A.Attack Hidan
Use Water Release: Tearing Torrent to knock the scythe out of his hands.

>>44974884
>A and C
Staff form, then your that multiple staff prison in a jagged pattern to stop that weird transformed guy from moving his arms or legs. Look around this has to be some kind of technique, is he doing anything specific? going for a symbol per chance? We pinned the Giant White Snake mode Orochimaru Hidan should bee no issue

If he is we have no idea what it does but Blast it with our water release destroy the circle, every technique has a weakness.

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>>44975078
Why dont we us it to make it impossible to draw a circle on the floor?

>>44975152
As far as I am aware, No but Enma might.

>>44975152
nope, never seen it, but only a fucking moron would not think the giant ass draw thing on the floor is redundant, destroy the thing, seriously that blood circle screams "i'm used for bad reasons"

>>44975152
No. Hidan was the one Akatsuki member you knew absolutely nothing about before now, just that Kakuzu had a partner.

>>44975153
Yeah, go with that.

>>44975105
ill support this idea, if Shikamaru could hold Hidan, Enma sure as hell could

>>44975204
So >>44975014 would be metagaming, right?

>>44975188
>>44975153
You're right Kons has no idea what he's doing but considering he's not a dumb ass. Kon can probably figure out that the thing the weird guy is happy about is not good for him and his team.

>>44975253
I agree, but I do feel w are smart enough to some some kind of transformation. Given what he said it's obvious this is merely a set up phase.

>>44975204
He was born in the Hot Springs village. That village retired their Shinobi system and became a tourist attraction. Hidan didn't like that believing that Shinobi are born to kill and slaughtered his neighbors in rage and left, after that he eventually became a apart of the Jashin religion.

>>44975253
I still say locking a person in nigh-invulnerable bars and just obliterating them from the outside is always good tactic.

Cage Hidan in the Adamantine Prison trapping his arms behind the bars, blast the hand with the weapon to disarm him, then move in to blow his head to pieces with a tag if all goes well.

>>44975607
This.

>>44975607
Hell we could just give Enma a ton of explosive tags.

Laze I know we don't know IC what the circle does but is there one about?

>>44973954
Wrong Naruto quest.

>>44974922
>>44974967
>>44974973
>>44975009
>>44975105

You don't know what it is Hidan is doing, but it needs to be stopped.

"Attack that one." you say, pointing to Hidan. "Don't let him do whatever it is he's trying to do. Get him trapped in an Adamantine Prison or something, just stop him from pulling anything off."

"I can handle that." Enma replies, before jumping towards Hidan, forcing him to jump back to dodge.

Now, you face Kakuzu. Kakuzu is leaving Hidan to face his opponents alone now, so it's just the two of you.

"I've been waiting for this, boy." Kakuzu mutters, removing his cloak. "You have no idea the kind of ridicule I suffered because of you. But it's alright. It made me wise up. Now I'm stronger than ever. No doubt you are too, but it won't be enough. You see, after losing all those hearts to you, I thought it'd be worth the investment to see Orochimaru about a solution. Trust me, it wasn't cheap, but it was worth it. I was even able to get a discount, since he was interested in my Earth Grudge Fear technique. He improved it, you see. Quite worth the price I paid."

Kakuzu's skin begins to ripple, as four shadowy masked figures emerge from his body. But they aren't the same as before. These four are all shaped like people. The silhouettes look astonishingly familiar. Then you realize who they remind you of. These figures are in the shape of those four Sound ninja that you chased after and fought three years ago.

"By combining it with Orochimaru's Edo Tensei, we have this brought this technique to a new level!" Kakuzu boasts. "These shadows can use all the elemental techniques they could before, plus the jutsu the heart's owners could perform in life! You will not be able to stand against them!"

You have no doubt that this battle may be your hardest one yet. All your allies are occupied, and help is quite a good time off. You'll have to face Kakuzu and his upgraded shadows alone.

>End of Chapter 55

Sorry for cutting it short guys, but I'm running again tomorrow.

Twitter is @LazeQM

>>44975820
There were four of them?

>>44975820
thanks for running

>>44975820
Well we killed them all once. Looks like we have to do it again. summon Genjutsu monkeys. Ask if the hearts are in the same place as before.
Also Thanks Laze.

>>44975820
Aha. Fuck. That is pretty good.

>>44975848
Damn you and your cliff-hangers. See ya tomorrow.

Please get any errands you need to do done before the quest.

>>44975887
Five, technically, but Sakon and Ukon are a package deal. I hope Kabuto still does the "integrated the Sound Four's DNA" bit, too. That way we can make this a running gag, that our villains keep thinking that it will help them and we keep proving them wrong.

>>44975905
We should have made more Impact Jutsu DAMMIT.

>>44975820
So does this mean that Kabuto isn't going to pull this trick, since we've already seen it? Or does it mean that he will, and fighting the Sound Four over and over again is just going to be our curse in life?

>>44975820
Orochimaru, fucking us over even in death

>>44976050
Oh he totally is still going to do that

>>44975820
They weren't tough when we were 13, do you think they're really going to help you that much now? Come on, Kakuzu, at least pick someone impressive to steal powers from. The only one of them that's even going to slow us down is Tayuya, with her illusions, but we know about that and can prioritize her. Also, I'm pretty sure that masses of thread can't play the flute very well, so even if you gave her the Wind mask so she can blow air I don't think she has the breath control she'd need.

>>44976141
Can we be snide and dismissive of it, then? Call Kabuto a hack who's never had an original idea in his life?

>>44976293
Oh yeah, if you get the chance you should definitely do that. It'd be pretty funny.

>>44975820
Welp its a good fucking thing we didnt fight this battle alone then.

Cant wait for next thread.

Ok game plan, We stick a Lance through the Genjutsu Heart as our first move.

Once done we move onto the Twin's Heart. Im suggesting we try to pick off the hearts, with Sage mode active we are far more mobile if the Paste bin is up to date. But we must keep thir focus on us so lots of explosive takes and when the twins dive for us substitute to an explosive covered log. Once Spider heart reveals itself by trying to shoot us counter snipe. That laze Fat Heart and Kaku Heart whom we just bomb to bits maybe a little cqb if needs be.

>>44978208
Close quarters bombat?

>>44978470
close enough

Laze I dont want you to tell us how to do it but do we genuinly have a chance hre, last tim we battled Kuzu-chan you said we could but later found wee were still in the rail phase...can we really take him now...for realzies? What are our chances like?

>>44978779
Yeah, you can take him

It'll be tough though, you're fighting an uphill battle against all these enemies

The easy way would be to just hold him off until someone can help you

But you guys won't do that, will you

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>>44978879
Hehehe
Of course not
Were the protagonist

>>44978879
We are FINALLY gonna use the Palm Descending from Heaven technique.

>>44979083

vas es das?

>>44978879

Thank you for running.

>>44978879
Did our Monkey get help or was it the remnants of the Cloud Forces.