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“... she does at that,” you say slowly. “Kitakami and Ooi returned in their torpedo cruiser configuration, didn't they?”

“Yep. Forty tubes apiece.”

“Hmm. With all the islets in there... we ought to be able to set up a nice, tight crossfire.” The more you think about it, the more sense it makes - the CLs *are* a bit tougher than the destroyers, have slightly better firepower and are still fast and easy-handling in the shallows.

You glance at Shigure again, and that decides it.

“I think Jintsuu's got a point, too,” you say quietly. “Goto?”

“The enemy won't want to operate anything bigger than heavy cruisers in that shooting gallery, so...” he nods. “I'm in. Has ASEAN told us what they can bring?”

“Hate's on the phone with them right now,” you say, jerking your thumb over your shoulder by way of indication.

“Ah. What do we know already?”

“Well, they've got our problem writ large - spread too thin. And their powerful assets are either tasked with escort, or concentrated at important choke points - and that basically means Malacca. Most of what they've been doing is ASW patrol; especially at the straits, since the subs have to pass there and they hate shallow water.”

“So mostly corvettes and fast-attack stuff, patrol boats,” Goto replies. “Well, that's perfect for those waters - if we can pair them off with your PT b-” Goto's phone rings. “Just a sec- Goto here.... good, glad to hear it, keep it up.” He hangs up with a sigh. “Fucking bitch made a lot of work for me with that damn call. Anyway, most of them carry anti-ship missiles, don't they?”
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>>44973468
First?
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“Yeah. Harpoons, Exocets, a few even have C-802s - whatever they can lay hands on at a good price.”

You flatten out the map and start making marks with your pencil. “Then... if they can scrape up a few frigates for us, we could put them in back - what do they pack?”

“Indonesian ones? Sea Wolf, mostly.”

“Well that's fucking useless. Those new Formidibles the Singaporeans bought, they've got ASTER-15s, don't they?”

“Yeah, but they won't toss those around casually - we'd be lucky to get one, much less two.”

Shigure edges closer. You recognize her expression; it's the hesitant look of someone who wants a shore pass very badly and are still trying to improve their excuse by the second.

Goto's been ashore longer than you; he doesn't catch it. “Hey, Shigure. What's up?”

She opens her mouth, turns red, and emits a small whimper.

“Cat got your t-” his phone rings again. “Goddamit- Goto here... well take it away from her... for fucks sake, this is exactly why we bought the goats, idiot! What? No. Don't you- you mother-fucker, I'll boil you in a lake of period blood for that one, you sonofabitch-”

You lean over and clap your hands over Shigure's ears. “Okay, what's up?”

She starts, ducking away from you defensively as Jintsuu glares at you. “You... uh... talking to... that other guy...”

“... Thomas?”

“Yeah. You said we're...” she swallows. “Natural?”

“Huh? You mean your origins?”

She nods slightly.

“I had a lot of time to think in the hospital,” you tell her. “All I could do was read, and think. So yeah, that's what I think of it. It's not supernatural per-se - just some aspect of the natural world our theories can't account for yet. If it's a field of science, we're still in the shamanistic phase - chanting and throwing chicken bones.” You chuckle. “Hell, we have ACTUAL shamans summoning you girls. It fits.”
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>>44973468
Are the torpedo CLs really that effective?
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>>44973496
First
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>>44973468
PT BOATS WHEN PLANEFAG
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>starting a new thread just so you can meme
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>>44973388

I AM THE WAR THAT EXISTS WITHIN THE MACHINE
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Shigure looks at the floor, hugging herself tightly. You can see she's shaking a little. Goto hangs up his phone with a sigh, refocusing on Shigure.

“So... am I really bad luck?”

You blink.

“They... they can prove it?”

“Shigure?” Goto says from behind her. “Have you ever heard about the Bermuda T-” his phone rings again. “FUCK!” he snarls, punching the speakerphone button.

“The Bermuda triangle?” you offer as Goto has a low-key and rather irritated chat with someone in Japanese.

“Duh,” Shigure says, cringing a moment later. “I mean, yeah.”

“Mysterious locale where ships sink all the time, super haunted, cursed, etc?”

She nods.

“Did you know it's fucking bullshit?”

“... what?”

“Yeah. The documentaries lied, kiddo. Lloyds of London - you know, the people that insure most ships the world over - say that ships don't sink there any more often than anywhere else. That's the numbers - the statistics. And yet everyone thinks it's a big spooky place.” You shake your head. “People's perceptions of good luck and bad luck are bullshit even with things we understand perfectly. With this stuff? They're just whistling out their ass.”

Shigure's eyes begin to tear up. “I'm n-not c-c-ursed?”

“No,” Goto says, his latest call finished. “The other girls are just scared, Shigure, or still hung up on-”

“It's not them,” she says, so softly that Goto quiets. “The.. the abyssals. They... they do things they shouldn't be able to do.” She backs away a bit till Jintsuu touches her shoulder reassuringly. “So... if I... have an aura, or, a curse, if I was-”
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>>44973510
Who is this adorable lady?
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>>44973517
KTKM and Ooichi are one trick ponies but no one else can torpedo spam like them.
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>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats

What.
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“No,” Goto says firmly. “No, you're not.”

“How can you know?” Shigure says, tears sliding down her cheeks as she stares blankly at the table. “If I'm r-r-really a-abyssal... how do I know which side I'm on? Can I control it? Or am I just... *on,* all the time, dooming everyone around me?”

“Shigure,” Goto starts firmly, “if that was true-” the bright jangle of his phone interrupts him again. He stabs the speakerphone button again. “WHAT!?”

“Your position is understood, Admiral.”

The ice-cold voice cuts the chatter in the room to a dying gurgle, like a knife drawn across a throat.

“Assuming you are capable of handling a polite conversation as well as you've handled this battle, I'd like to ask a courtesy from you. One professional to another.”

The army of assorted analysts, techies and spooks that set up camp near Goto just for this eventuality are staring at the phone, entranced by the English accent, so cold, crisp and precise it feels machine-stamped into your eardrum.

Goto stares at the phone, his expression inscrutable, until the voice breaks the silence once more.

“Please tell my ship that we haven't forgotten her and have no intention of giving up on her.”

Shigure drops as if shot, her eyes wide with terror, hands clutched over her ears desperately.

“And if you should need a similar courtesy, Admiral, you'll find the favor returned. Just...” the pause almost feels amused, compared to the horrific *feel* of every other word that came cutting out of the speaker. “leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”

A look of utter disbelief comes over Goto's face, his brow rising incredulously. “She already *knows* that, idiot.”

Shigure shrivels into a fetal position, sobbing with quiet terror as Jintsuu stares along with everyone else at Goto.

The Japanese Admiral leans over his phone, his eyes glinting like obsidian. *“WE ALL DO.”*
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>>44973517
"no"

no
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He picks up the handset and SLAMS it down so hard the phone bounces. “Right. Shigure?” He leans over the table. “Shigure, if that was TROOOH!” He pitches over backwards as the girl bolts off the floor and into his arms, burying her face in his uniform. Goto stumbles against the wall before recovering, wrapping his arms around his charge, Shigure still shaking like a leaf, her gibbering terror muffled by Goto's chest.

And that's about when everyone else in the room goes fucking apeshit.

[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973549
CV-6. Also the enemy.
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>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats
They're summoning up more help aren't they?
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>>44973580
>If I'm r-r-really a-abyssal... how do I know which side I'm on? Can I control it? Or am I just... *on,* all the time, dooming everyone around me?

What the fuck is this stupid bullshit? Why would you think that your abyssal powers are in any way related to what your ship did?

Did the Naka have a fucking choir on it? Fuck no.
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>>44973517
If you're going to torpedo spam then might as well bring the masters.
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Reminder
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>>44973549
A shitty character the same faggot keeps arguing in favor of in the other kancolle quest that's running.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.

Go to the doc.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.

For tactical advantage. As nice is getting Naka points are, we got a war to win.
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>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
Time to talk to the ticking time bomb.
>>44973580
OH FUCK OFF TERROR, YOU'RE GIVING US BRITS A BAD REP.
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>>44973517
40 torpedoes, anon.
That's as many as four tens.
>>44973580
Oh jeeze
>>44973608
C
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Ei doc can y'all hook me up with some of that good stuff again?
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>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Who knows maybe we'll finally be told about all of the shit that's going on with Naka.
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>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats, idiot! What? No. Don't you- you mother-fucker, I'll boil you in a lake of period blood for that one, you sonofabitch-”
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>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.

he knows all about her gash, right?
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>>44973578
Good fuckin' question.
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>>44973580

...I don't understand Goto's response.
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>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973693
Are they gonna hit their own freighters again?
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>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973608
>>[X] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973546
>Did you know it's fucking bullshit
Yes and No on this one. You are correct, there isn't any increased sinking there. But it does have an increased amount of weird ass shit that does go on in there.
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>>44973714
I am not sure if I understand.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
Can we spam them with dickbutts?
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>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.

Naka will lie about it, Harder will think with his torpedo dick, but Wainwright isn't going to jeopardize other girls or his patient.
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>>44973717
Everybody on that list knows about the gash.
We're the only one in this potential conversation who doesn't
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>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973475
on the plus side, it was more actual discussion and less shit-posting than usual
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>>44973763

CAN AND WILL.
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>>44973713
>Naka B-Balling with the bolillos
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>>44973782
Dude, you jinxed it.
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>>44973786
Do we really need a Homu homu here?
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>>44973608
>[o] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.

Ohhh my fucking GOD I hate Abyssals. You know, I think the purpose of those calls was SOLELY to put Shigure out of action through massive emotional damage! Why can't they be more like this variety?

Anyway, I'm to bed. Peace!
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>>44973580
>That Goto face
Yeah, that feels right
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>>44973769
its a vagina joke anon
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>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
I literally cannot wait for that fucking wooden bitch to get her comeuppance.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973802
Hiroshi Abe a hot dude.
I am gar for him.
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>>44973801
That is adorable.

Got more where it is from?
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>>44973724
>...I don't understand Goto's response.

The abyssal just told him that they will never, ever give up on trying to get their hands on Shigure.

Goto's reply was "No fucking shit, Sherlock." In other words, he already knows the abyssals are a relentless and implacable enemy - and more importantly, he knew it already when he mouthed off the first time.
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>>44973608
>>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973746
No. No it fucking doesn't, it's all hype and people making a quick buck by selling bullshit books that flat-out lie about most of the "strange" things that happen, both claiming conditions that weren't accurate and making up entire stories out of whole cloth.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973608
>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>“And if you should need a similar courtesy, Admiral, you'll find the favor returned. Just...” the pause almost feels amused, compared to the horrific *feel* of every other word that came cutting out of the speaker. “leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”

I don't understand this part. Is she talking about a prisoner exchange?
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>>44973608
[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973763
Just start sending them poorly-written fanfiction starring them with various donut steel sonic characters
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>>44973608
>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
naka would dodge the real issue with bantz.
don't think it's fair to put this decision on harder.

wainwright can at least tell us if her guns still work.
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>>44973808
I'm sorry, it's hard to keep up with the innuendo and ship-based puns that these girls are seemingly constructed from

>>44973813
>Wooden ship
>Burkes seem fond of WP rounds
The first time she died alone and frozen. This time she can be plenty warm.
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>>44973856
She is making fun of us?
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
If it were anyone else I'd go Doc, but it's Naka. She decides.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973861
>sent Terror a doujin of Harder and Naka smut
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>>44973856
>Please relay a message for me
>I'll repay the favor, just put the note in a bottle and toss it into the waves
>DERR WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

dude are you fucking with me right now
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>>44973862
>>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.

Fuck it, I'm changing my vote to this
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>>44973856
Yes.

But fuck her, we're going to spam them with dickbutts.
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>>44973831

Was shigure trying to justify volunterring for the mission?
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>>44973856
I read that as if we want to contact the abyss.
I'm... not sure if she realizes how small we can make beacons.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44973831

Oh. Oh!

Yeah, that makes a lot more sense than what I thought it was. Thanks, Fap Angel!
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>>44973887
>written by fluff
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>>44973884
Should we accept Abbyssal refugees / turn coats?
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>>44973897

...
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>>44973898
>>44973889
What has me confused is the "repay the favor" part.

Sorry, I'm kinda shitfaced. I'm just trying to think of what we'd ever fucking want or think we'd get in return.
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>>44973861
>Sending the Abyssals doushinji of them
Maybe we get them to commit sudoku.
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>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
We should spam them with propaganda like whats done in North Korea.

>>44973608
[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.

I think we should talk to Naka first, but ask her about how things have been going with Wainwright.

That seems like a better thing to do than just going right around her from the start.
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>>44973898

>we send a bottle out
>Terry carries it down
>Erebus looks at it
>"Sister, what's that little black spot in the bottom there?"
>suddenly depth charges, depth charges everywhere
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>>44973912
That would be a violation of the Geneva convention and the constitution.
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>>44973930
The intelligence could only last so long.
Now hurry up, I want to see Naka get killed in a blaze of glory, and then see Harder beat the shit out of Settle for letting her go.
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>>44973887
>>sent Terror a fanfic of Karen Traviss and Tom Kratman smut
>>44973912
>>written by E.L. James
FTFY you two.
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>>44973951
http://exhentai.org/g/730929/804e203fac/

This one especially.
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>>44973942
"AND NOT ONLY DID THEY SCRAP YOU BUT THEY'LL ALSO START MAKING HOMOEROTIC RAPE PORN OF YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU CAME BACK LOOK WE HAVE EXAMPLES WHAT SAY WE KILL THEM ALL HUH?"
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Guys.

How badly do you want them to read those doujins out loud into people's dreams?

Because that's where this is heading.
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>>44973930
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[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.

>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”

So basically if for some reason we need to talk to an abyssal... they're allowing it now.

Awkward
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>>44974004
>shipgirl being tempted finds the prospect of showing up in porn hot
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>>44973802
I gotta admit... Goto does indeed have the 'manly Japanese' look DOWN.

He's like a stern but fair and over-worked father... Which he fucking is with all these crazy boats around!

>>44973826
Wish I knew. This is about the extent of my cute KanColle stuff. Really wish I had some more.

>>44973831
Fucking hell, Goto is awesome. I can see why Kongo's obsessed with him nohomo
>>44973889
Oh man, now the real question is if we send a message of defiance, or reconciliation and an invitation to discuss terms...

>>44973968
Oh man, tempting as that is, it'd probably set a bad precedent for when we ACTUALLY want to end this war.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
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>>44973889
What I don't get is the goats part.
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>>44973608
[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.

Doc knows best. (And also, not liable to flip the fuck out.)
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>>44973991
>amputee
>asphyxiation
>guro
>mind break
>rape
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>>44973942

I CAN TELL
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>>44973985
We should just send them shitty Harry Potter fanfics and Humanity-Fuck-Yeah stories to make them want to tear their eyes out.

Wait, no. That's a bad idea. That would give them ideas.
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>>44974015
We're all just having a laugh, Mel.
Ultimately, we just want them to die.
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
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>>44974044
>amputee
>asphyxiation
>guro

Last four pages only. I don't read that part either.
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>>44974015
Make it NTR doujins and you have a deal.
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>>44974015
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>>44974041
>What I don't get is the goats part.

THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND SETTLE TO FIND OUT, THE POOR SON OF A BITCH

VOTES

FUGGIN

CALLED
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So apparently the Abyssals are following the chinese policy of "once ours, always ours"? Because Shigure doesn't look abyssal to me right now.

Naka on the other hand...
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>>44974060
We send them the glittering vampire novel.
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>>44974015
>Harder and Naka being read porn about themselves in their dreams

I'm not seeing a downside.
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>>44974015
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>>44974084

I know nothing.
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>>44974032
You should see Abe in this film then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmFSflNiQU
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>>44974015
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>>44974015
How can we do this? I am for this plan.
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>>44974060
How about guilt tripping? Send them letters from other ship girls that want them back.

>>44974015
Well that's certainly better than what they're doing now.
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>>44974089
Probably something like that.
Basides, there's some gap between 'thinks she's bad luck for everyone around her and is terrible and blehhhh' and 'actually wants to kill everyone'. Right?
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>>44974134
>marine

Nobody expects you to.
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>>44974071

So rape's okay, but you DRAW THE LINE at guro. Good to know!

what the fuck
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>>44974157

Cute, if predictable as all fuck. Got any more dumb marine jokes to trot out, or are we done?
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Guys, we shouldn't send them shit that says how much they're hated.

We should send them shit saying how much they're loved.

Erebus and Terror are a designated National Historic Site of Canada. We've spent a shitton of money, time and effort trying to find them, and everything of theirs we do find is treated with the utmost respect. They're rather legendary ships, up here.

This won't be the case for every abyssal, obviously, but we should try to emphasize the fact that the majority of them haven't been abandoned, ignored, or forgotten.
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>>44974025
>So basically if for some reason we need to talk to an abyssal
Ugh. No.
The favor she asked was to relay a message to a shipgirl that she considers an Abyssal in human custody; the return favor would be to relay a message to any of the humans or human ships sunk by Abyssals.

She's taunting Goto with the human casualties of this war.
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>>44974135
Is the anime any good?

I am expecting good things from this.
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>>44974015
Honestly, it'd make for some interesting water-cooler talk in the civvie parts of the world
>man, I had the weirdest fuckin' dream last night
>me too
>something about one of them ship-girl whatsits growing a...well, you get the drift
>yea...let's never talk of this again
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>>44974163
Excuse me, Mr. "I write about girls being mindbroken and killed".
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>>44974190
Let sleeping devil dogs lie.
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>>44973930
Not enough dogs in that picture.
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>>44974214
> Crediting Planefag with my work.

I'm not angry, anon, just sad.
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>>44974214
That is that and this is this.
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>>44974210
Well, the anime is just a flash anime (like inferno cop), so I don't know how you feel about it.
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>>44974205
But anon, trolling is a time honored tradition!

...you are, however, 100% correct.
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>>44974060

No, no.

Dont send them crap.

Waterproof a crate, put a tv and a vcr player.

And then send them videos of teitokus spoiling DDs.

Send them videos of shipgirls doing their best at daily life.

Send them videos of shipgirls being happy.

Show theres something else other than death and hate.
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>>44974205
I am for sending Terror a ringtone of Oh For just one time, I would take the Northwest passage.
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>>44974163
But rape is how the elevens say hello. My chinese cartoons told me so.

What are you, new or something?
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>>44974214
>>44974163
And I don't really want to start an argument with planefag over fictional things, so don't respond just write your story dude.
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>>44974205
Would Canadians welcome back Terror and Erebus even though they are abbyssals?
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>>44974261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n5nXNGDiiw
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>>44974163
Aerofaggot is pure. How cute.
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>>44973930
The time of intelligence has passed. The Gaalsien have taken the thread.

Only inebriated madness remains.
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>>44974260
Oh man, we could break out the old propaganda bombs!
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>>44974163
Guro hits you in the face before you even think about it.
And you don't THINK with porn, you know?
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>>44974295
With a 'i'm so sorry about what you went through'
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>>44974260
>recordings of the shipgirls during their time off
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>>44974260

Secret footage of DesDiv 6, the imouto brigade that doesn't want no trable.
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>>44974251
But does it revolve around a Roman in Japan trying to build a bath? Because that sounds like a great plot hook.

>>44974260
And Willie getting headpets. Lots of headpets.
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>>44974238
I wasn't thinking of your wonderful characters, but rather Naka and this universe's Abyssalification process in general.
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>>44974295
>>44974299
That brings up an interesting question of how abyssals transition back into shipgirls. Do they still look monstrous, or do they return to cute and cuddly form? IF so, does it happen quickly or slowly? etc etc etc.

I think the AWOL writer had at least one interpretation, given that HMS Vanguard was all chitinous and scary when she was about to fire on the Admiral, and then later she seems to be normal... but obviosuly that's only as canon as Planefag wants it to be.
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>>44974299
It is rare to hear another version. Thanks anon!
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>>44973856
>>44973897
You are no longer allowed to post in this thread.
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>>44974330
Cute Christmas or whatever postcards of DesDiv 6.

With lots of delicious cake.
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>>44974364
>Naka-Chan confirmed for lewd as fuck
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>>44974326
And some timbits. And syrup. Frozen syrup in ice.
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>>44974261

Better yet, and more Planefag relevant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

One of our most popular songs is dedicated to the loss of a fucking shipping vessel, and a good bit of it about how fucking awesome a ship she was.

"We care that much about a freighter. We care about you more."
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>>44974369
>That brings up an interesting question of how abyssals transition back into shipgirls.
I'd like to see this happen at least once.
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>>44974267
"how elevens say hello" dayum

Well, we officially have a slur worse than "nip" to use.
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>>44974388

You needed to wait this long to figure that out?

Fuck you're slow.
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>>44974205
>>44974326
Why should we be saying sorry to them?
Do you say sorry to a murderer when they get arrested?
Trash deserves to be disposed of, and nothing more.
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>>44974326
Canadians would let Terror in even though she is not a cute girl form. They would treat them to a warm meal and bring them to hockey games.
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>>44974407
You'd never heard of it?
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>>44974406
Didn't it happen in that Vanguard writeup? I didn't read the third part yet, but it seemed like a shipgirl abyssal'd momentarily during her summoning and then fucked off back to sea and regained her sanity.
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>>44974340
Well, it follows most of the manga's one-trouble-per-episode schtick.

One episode has him thinking about bringing Moe to ancient Rome.
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>>44974371
A couple other songs from this group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjRL1_9kCyw

Which, I believe, describes at least subconsciously why Settle is so afraid to accept Arizona's love.

And then this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJtQmrgb8s

Which I like because of the fast pacing.
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>>44974422
Most trash doesn't murder you!

>>44974434
Yes. Terror is cold. Give Terror hugs.
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>>44974386
>With lots of delicious cake.
But the Hungry Wolf hasn't been summoned yet I don't think.
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>>44974299
Oh man, I'm saving that link. I love that music.
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>>44974407
>He doesn't know Code Geass
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>>44974440
Oh, I've heard it, and know what it means. Just never thought anyone would use it IRL.
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>>44974403
Thanks anon!

I love these maritime songs. Please post more if we have them.
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>>44974388
Iku taught me.

And then I taught Iku.

GET ON MY LEVEL, GREEKISTANIAN.
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>>44974044
It's always time to drink
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>>44974422

2nd anon you quoted, no iwas just joking off how canukistans are generally so nice and have a pencahnt for saying we're so sorry
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>>44974480
Oh, Naka. He was already there, waiting for you.
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>>44974369
Well, we have two examples of shipgirls skirting towards the Abyss.
Shigure only got the spoopy eyes in a moment of stress, and they went away right after.
Naka-chan... we don't know if the lack of healing is an Abyssal thing or something else. Last we saw she was pale as fuck and had no blood left, and the spooky eye.
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>>44974442
Perfect. Will watch.
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>>44974407
"Nip" is so last-century.

Elevens, moonspeakers, slant-eyes, DC-challenged... Plenty to choose from.
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>>44974295

Yes.

>>44974422

They're abyssal because they think we abandoned them.

Proving that we haven't would utterly destroy their justification for fighting us.
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So just out of curiosity, writeups or no writeups tonight?
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>>44974454
Give Terror a place in front of the fireplace and we will tell stories of hunting deers.
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>>44974504
Moonspeakers isn't really a slur, and applies to anybody who knows japanese.
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>>44974449
I came across that group too.
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>Abyssals expect us to send them something nasty or demands for surrender
>we send them a mixtape about how much we have always missed them, videos of how much we care for the girls that have come back and how they've adjusted to their new lives, and letter offering a pardon for abyssals who wish to return and status quo ante bellum who wish to remain in the sea doing whatever.

It probably won't work, but we can try.
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>>44974480
Are those Harder's boxers on your head or something?

Don't deny it being Harder's. I can read the SS-257 above your hair bun.
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>>44974504
I'm amused at the though of a RN shipgirl coming across Code Geass.

And then the All Hail Britainnia starts showing up.
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>>44974514
I don't want em' back. Feelings of abandonment in no way justify what they've done. They're sadists.
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>>44974469
/a/ uses it all the time, dude. I know this is /tg/ but /a/ is right over there.
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>>44974163
what exactly is wrong with cartoon waifus having forcey fun time?
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>>44974546

Moonspeaker isn't really an insult, just somewhat racist and rude?
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>>44974403
It is catchy somehow.
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>>44974514
Why should we bother though, is a better question.
Killing them is just as easy, if not easier, once we find them, and they can't stay hidden forever.
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>>44974469
>elevens
>slur
>literally something from an anime made by the Japanese about themselves
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>>44974574
They are, apparently. I always just assumed it was some weird jap hat and never looked closely.
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>>44974572
>we send out the mix tape
>inevitably one defects
>She's just as emotionally vulnerable as shigure.
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>>44974537
Canuks don't hunt deer...they hunt Moose....every day before sunrise and then go canoe out into the middle of a lake to play the accordian,
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>>44974575
Show them Euphinator.
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>>44974579
Sure, but if they chill out, they stop killing everything.

Warm fuzzies are a valid anti-abyssal weapon.
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>>44974369
The two stories where that's been done is AWOL and Deutschland.

The former looked like Vanguard's weapons were the most abyssal part of her.

Deutschland still had the spooky Albino look despite defecting the moment she understood what was going on.
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>>44974318
>And you don't THINK with porn,
I do.
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We should just welcome them back into the fold.

We did not know and we left them to rot.

At least. Now we have a chance to make things right. Rather than waste resources on a war of extermination.
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>>44974449
>>44974471
>>44974461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

The year was 1778, and how I wish I was in Sherbrook now.
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>>44974602
>Killing them is just as easy, if not easier, once we find them, and they can't stay hidden forever.

It's a good thing you'll never be in charge of any military or diplomatic organization ever.
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>>44974623
PADDLE FASTER I HEAR ACCORDIONS
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>>44974644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB37CvARO24
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>>44974634
Hm, could I get a link to Deutschland? I don't think I ever read that one! Obviously I need it for reference purposes.
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>>44974163
>So rape's okay,
It's a pretty common fetish here.

Mostly because most anons can't picture a girl actually WANTING to fuck them, even in their fantasies.
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>>44974623
Where is the sex in canoe part?
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>>44974655
Keep paddling, but the Chasse-Gallerie is right behind you.

And the Devil is leading the way.
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>>44974637
NTR is the thinking man's fetish.
This is why Iku is equally as thrilled by watching Naka and Harder flirt as she is by flirting with Harder herself.
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>>44974648
I don't think you understand war very much, anon.
When your enemy wants to kill you, no exceptions, that's not the time for diplomacy.
You need to give up on this idealistic bullshit of bringing the abyssals back over, because it's just not worth the time and effort.
Because when the enemy wants to kill you, you kill him first.
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>>44974667
Sea shanties by themselves won't work to change their minds, but it might be something an abyssal might like to have. It'd be like sending them chocolate. You know, like those "chocolate bombers" during the Berlin Airlift.
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>>44974714
Get out of here, cuck.
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>>44974667
The first one is excellent.
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>>44974714
I mostly think of the people getting NTRed as those assholes who don't know how to merge.
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>>44974740
I met the candy bomber himself once. That was a cool day for me.
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>>44974728
Yeah, but our enemy doesn't want to kill us, no exceptions. Well, I'm sure some of them do, but abyssal waifus, damn it!
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>>44974740
>chocolate bombers

Do tell us more.
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>>44974714
>tfw Iku flirted with Harder not merely because she wanted a lay, but because she's looking for someone, anyone to replace Naka in her life

>tfw she will never find someone like that

>tfw naka messages her that she's dying, and there is nothing iku can do about it
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Has anyone figured out if shipgirlsnmeed oxygen?

I was wondering what the world might do with all the shipgirls if the war just ended like that.

Short of war which would be terrible too for them, the first thought was putting them into spess.

Human sized Space Battleship Yamato.
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>>44974776
>You will never meet a WW2/Korea/Vietnam flying vet in your lifetime
Sucks man
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>>44974776
>candy bomber
That sounds like a stripper name.
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>>44974787
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gail_Halvorsen#Candy_Bomber
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>People spooked by surprise sex

Fags.
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>>44974704
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>>44974787
Bombers filled with chocolate bars.

Each bar had a mini parachute.
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>>44974812
I met a few Resistance members. One of them's my grandmother, who was a courier.
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>>44974812
Our generation has the war against that clusterfuck that is ISIS, Al Qaeda and whatever wack a mole rears it's psychotic head this month.
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>>44974812
I used to know a Pearl Harbor survivor, when I was younger and did a lot of work with local vet groups. Coastie, he's probably died by now but he was a chill guy.
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>>44974812
I nearly had the opportunity to meet one of the Lancaster Bomber pilots of the Dambusters last Summer. He died before I could do it though. Crying shame it was.
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>>44974784
Are you nuts? That's pretty much all that they're here for!
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You slip out of the room as a good dozen people all start yelling at Goto at once. From the collective din you gather that they are expressing their disappointment with Goto's comprehension of the plan for this anticipated event, his appreciation for the value of drawing out a conversation for purposes of gathering more intelligence, his ability to serve, his ability to continue to serve, his general level of intellectual prowess, and the quality and verifiability of his purported lineage. The door clicks closed behind you, muting the hubub.

You pull out your phone and place a call.

“Wain here.”

“Hey. It's Settle.”

“Hey.”

“Wain?”

“Yeah. My name's Wayne. Wayne. Wright.”

You blink. “... why didn't you tell me before?”

He chuckles. “Because this moment is always funny as hell. What'cha need?”

“I wanted to ask your advice on how Naka's coming along.”

“She's... not, really,” Wayne says slowly. “Her damage hasn't been repaired.”

“She seems to be walking around just fine now - no more wheelchair, not even a limp,” you point out.

There's a slight wet sound on the other end, like he's clearing his throat. “She's well shored up, but the damage hasn't been properly repaired, or healed. Like dockside repairs compared to drydock work. It's all patchwork, it might rip off easy.”

“If you had to do it the hard way, get her to summon her Outfit and weld on her, could you have her ready to go on short notice?”

“... I could try,” Wayne replies. “You never know until you get started what problems you'll find.”

[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974814
Sometimes war stories are heart warming.
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>>44974784
>but abyssal waifus, damn it!
This isn't that kind of quest anon.
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>>44974787
During the blockade of Berlin in 1948 by the Soviets, an American pilot named Gail Halvorsen was taking videos out by templehof when he encountered some german children just staring at the planes. He talked with them and they talked of such high minded topics as the potential war, and of the amount of food the planes were bringing in and how they preferred freedom to communism. This touched Halvorsen to give them something, which happened to be two sticks of gum in his pocket for fourteen kids. He decided to spend his candy ration to give to the children, but he couldn't go out again, and he decided to drop it from his plane with parachutes made of handkerchiefs. This eventually grew into an operation called Little Vittles that dropped something like two tons of candy on the children of Berlin weekly.
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>>44974881
They don't have any better reason for it than being angry.
Non-angry ships = non-murderous ships!
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>>44974852
>Resistance Courier
What region is this and how big are her balls?

>>44974871
Nice

>>44974879
Damn son.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[x] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974883
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974883
>>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her?
>>44974883
>[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
>[ ]I'll swing by, we can talk.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974674
It's probably more a matter of most anons can't picture anyone but the POV character having any agency.

Wait, shit, that explains a lot of things.
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>>44974883
>quality and verifiability of his purported lineage

So the nips call each other bastards too.
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>>44974883
>[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
Let's be realistic here. There's nothing we can do to stop her.
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>>44974883

>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.

Hahaha here we go
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>>44974812
I met Clarence "Bud" Anderson. I met two of the last remaining Doolittle Raiders at that time, Cole and Griffin. I met Wild Bill Guarnere. I have Guarnere's and Griffin's signature on a Schleuter M-1 Helmet. While there aren't many and they are diminishing, I have met them.
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>>44974883
>[x] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[x] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974852
>who was a courier.
You mean like Hitler.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974923
I imagine so fucking big they turned into ovaries.
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>>44974902
People always say that.

I don't really expect the Abyssals to come back and be all happy about humanity again. But I do think we might be able to get them to stop, rather than have to play whack a mole for the next few centuries.

Imagine what will happen when fucking Cold War vessels start coming back as Abyssals. You really want this war to continue until the point they have access to IBCM submarines that had a shitty crew or didn't get enough maintenance? We need to end this war soon. Not within the next decade.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
DOUBT
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>>44974883
>[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
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>>44974883
>[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974883
>[X] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974812
I knew a POW survivor from the Bataan Death march. he went to my church and that is how I found out about him. He was far more amazing than anything.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974969
>It's probably more a matter of most anons can't picture anyone but the POV character having any agency.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[x] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974906
Was this during the siege or after it?

He got balls of steel if he is dropping this while AA fires on him.
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>>44974883
>[x] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[X] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974883
>[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44974994
Yup. One may joke about waifus, but we really can't sustain a war against ALL THE SHIPS FOREVER.

Placating them seems more likely then beating them in combat.
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>>44974883
>[X] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44975036
Fun Fact: Because of her 9.2" guns, the Washington Treaty reclassified her as a Battlecruiser.
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>>44974994
So we end it by killing them all.

Abyssals seek purpose; their purpose is to die.
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>>44975039
1948, so during the Berlin Airlift. No hostile fire, just a constant stream of aircraft carrying food and supplies to an isolated city.
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>>44975036
>violent altercation in the PX
>over the cheese they have in stock

no

thanks
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>>44974812
Not quite relevant to either of those, but my father was present as part of the staff attached to a UN General in the Bosnian War and nearly died four times. Earned a Victoria Cross for it when he came back.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44975039
During the Berlin Blockade in 1948, I already said that. No AA, but the Russians would try to blind pilots with searchlights and play chicken with them with their fighters.
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>>44974990
Seriously, tho. Being a courier is one of the toughest jobs in any resistance force.

>>44975017
Cool. Tough guy, then.

>>44974982
>He met a screamin eagle and some Doolittle Raiders
Paruparuparu.jpg
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>>44975060
>Placating them seems more likely then beating them in combat.

lmao this is so much work to avoid openly admitting you want to fuck wo-chan
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>>44974923
Belgium and I've never met a stronger or prouder woman in my life.

She hid messages, ammo and small arms in her schoolbag at from age 15 to 20, ferrying them around where they were needed.

I imagine she was never caught because she never, ever showed a single sign of stress or fear. That's the kind of woman she is.

>>44974883
[X] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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>>44974812
What, don't have grandparents?
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>>44974883
>[X] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.

Time to yank the cat out of the bag. I'm tired of this "Left Hand not know about the Right Hand's Condition" Shit.
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>>44975085
Good luck trying to kill almost every ship ever built. Forever.
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VOTES CALLED
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>>44975060
And how the fuck do you know it's going to be against all the ships forever, retard?
Quit it with the hippy pacifism crap, you're gonna make me sick.
Make like a proper fa/tg/uy and rev up that murderboner.
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>>44975126
Not everyone was a warrior in those times anon
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>>44975085
We don't even know for sure that they won't just rise back up forever!

And either way, there are a LOT of potential abyssals. And as pointed out, eventually some of them will have world-ending capability maybe possibly do you really want to find out?
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>>44974883
>[x] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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Is it really good to demand this information from him instead of asking Naka ourselves?
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>>44975091
>>violent altercation in the PX
>>over the cheese they have in stock
This is even before the cheese is lit on fire.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
We need to know whether she's combat ready asap if we want this all planned out.
Well, at least Settle needs to know
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>>44975126
My grandparents were babies when the war happened here.

>>44975093
>Victoria cross from Bosnia
Wow man, that's got to be one hell of a thing to put on a display case.

>>44975122
>15
Shit nigga, yo grandma a witch.
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>>44975167

...hhhhhng.

Sauce. Give me the goddamn sauce, spray it all over my back, I'll drink it down hot, just GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAUCE.
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>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
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Well, I'd stick around, But I gotta fucking bounce. Seems some greasy unwashed shitstain got picked up by the SPs taking pictures of the girls with a zoom lens. He had a couple of Yamato on there.

I'm gonna enjoy breaking his fingers.
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>>44975091
Priapus is Roman.
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>>44975118
Not wanting to fuck wo-chan? What are you, gay?
>>44975150
I dunno, seems the pragmatic option to me.
Either way, we're already fighting plenty, and I don't really expect that to stop just because we start telling them nice things. YOur murderboner will not go unsatisfied.
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>>44975245

You're gonna have to break more than his fingers to keep him quiet about her.
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>>44975116
And those were just the more famous ones, I've met ball turret gunners, B-17 pilots, my great-granduncle fought in the Battle of the Bulge at St. Vith with the 75th Infantry Division. I've met pilots from Korea, a Wild Weasel pilot from Vietnam.
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>>44975205
That artist has a lot of works on boorus. Don't know the name.
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>>44975245
>I'm gonna enjoy breaking his fingers.
Just his fingers? Come on Hate he was creeping on your sister!

Break his whole arm at least.
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>>44974883
>[X] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
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>>44975091
>greek rape god

Tautology.
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>>44975284
>Wild Weasel pilot from Vietnam
YGBSM
>St Vith
Holy crap
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>>44975295
I'd be alright with her, if you know what I mean.
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>>44975276
>>44975292

I gotta turn him over *relatively* intact to the Nip federal police or whatever the fuck.

The camera is gonna be a pile of slag at the bottom of the bay long the fuck before that though. along with anything else he's got on him now. We've got a set of prison coveralls the fuck can wear, we're burning everything else he had.
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>>44975245
>break his fingers
Why aren't you having him disappeared by the local police? You know they can do that, don't you?

Have the local police process him, then put in the paperwork that he was "transferred to the Ministry of Justice for national security reasons" and then have the CIA take him to a blacksite, or simply kill him and have the body disposed of.
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>>44975197
Like I said, never met a stronger woman in my entire life. When the Germans came AGAIN, she didn't hesitate. Hell, her family didn't even take part in the Evacuation.

They were old school Socialists. She was never even baptized until she married my Grandfather. For them, resisting the FUCKING GERMANS/FASCISTS was a matter of course. She could ferry messages and supplies inconspicuously? That's what she'd do, no doubts in her mind.

I don't think she ever doubted herself once in her entire life.
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>>44975255
There ain't nothing pragmatic about trying to talk nice to the mass murdering monsters m80.
The only pragmatic thing is to kill them faster and more efficiently.
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>>44975355
Hate, use the excuse of "he fell down the stairs".

If anyone questions it tell them to bring it up with Settle. I doubt that they will want to talk with an American Admiral.
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Can't wait to launch the torpedo boatbitch
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>>44975395
>Socialist
that explains a lot.
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>>44974740
I wonder if there isn't a series of massive air lifts for isolated islands considering how dangerous the sea is.
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>>44975395
>Socialists
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>>44975474
I imagine that the Falklands would be resupplied via airlift for the most part. I doubt that the Argentinians would be willing to host British supply ships.
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>>44975337
From the family genealogy records: On December 16, 1944, the Germans launched an offensive to charge across the Belgian Ardennes, cross the river Meuse, and take Antwerp, cutting off the main supply base for the Allied Armies on the Western Front, and dividing the British and American armies, forcing one or both to sign a separate peace on the Western Front. This would free the Germans to concentrate on the Russians on the Eastern Front. Uncle Don, serving in the 75th Infantry Division, joined this battle, known as the Battle of the Bulge or the Battle of the Ardennes. As infantrymen in Company B, 290th Regiment, Sgt. Krail and his unit were thrown into the Manhay Gap in an attempt to stop the Second Panzer Division. They spent Christmas Eve and Day 1944 fighting and freezing in the foxholes here around Erezee, Manhay, and Grandmenil. Uncle Don was wounded on January 6, 1945, earning a Purple Heart, which Steve (my uncle who compiles this stuff) now proudly possesses. (He returned to fight with his unit in France on February 15, 1945.) The Germans never amde it across the River Meuse, stopped at Dinant. Late January 1945 marked the end of the Battle of the Bulge.

Sadly I never got to meet him, he died when I was 9.
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>>44975411
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>>44975295
Speaking of Kongou.
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did the torpedo lesbians ever make up, or do they still hate each other?
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>>44975205
search for kaitempura
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>>44975531
Swig a bottle on your uncle's grave next memorial day will ya dude? That was fucking epic of him.
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>>44975566
Crix stopped writing because he couldn't handle the bantz
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>>44975562
That's like trying to beat a motherfucker to death with a bat while trying to console him about the death of his dog.
Just stick to one or the other, hippy.
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>>44975566
Who knows so have some Ooi.
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>>44975474
I'd imagine it'd depend on the importance of the island and the population size of it. An island with a small population but well defended enough that it didn't get BTFO by abyssals yet would probably get evacuated so that defensive force could be deployed to another area. An island that has strategic importance or has a population too large to evacuation (Hawaii, Japan, UK) is probably being supplied by airlifts.

However I think >>44975528 is wrong. Falklands would be a good candidate of abandonment because, even if it is UK's rightful clay, it's too far to be supported and the Argies likely couldn't retake it even if they wanted to. It might have a military force still, but it's civies were probably evacuated.
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>>44975039
This happened in 1948.

Still the soviets liked to buzz planes, blind them with spotlights, and do all sorts of trollish tactics to make them crash.
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>>44975566
>>44975597
They're currently in dyke limbo.
Though neither of them are really the type to talk about their issues to us, or during battle, so it probably won't come up unless one of them bites it
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>>44975616
>Sorry m8, its just business. Survival of the species and all that.
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>>44975457
It kind of helps, yeah. Most Resistance cells were composed of Socialists, after all.

That my great-grandmother had lost family to the Kaiser's armies back in the Great War also put some... personal issue into their stand.

Belgium had lots of grudges with the Germans. For extremely good reasons.

>>44975511
The Socialists then and the Socialists now are entirely different beasts.

For one, the Socialists then weren't afraid to put their lives on the line, knowing that the slightest mistake meant death for them and their families.
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>>44975579

I got a single google result.
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>>44975126
grandparents were chinks. my brother made up a story about my grandma running away from the Japanese that won a middle school essay contest for whatever reason
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>>44975665
>It's personal
Revenge is a dish best served with a Belgian waffle, it seems.
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>>44975702
My grandfather used to fight for the Republic of China against the nips.
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>>44975116
Tough? I would say so. But more so he was smart. He realized that he had to quit smoking ASAP. The poor souls who were addicted to smoking would trade their food for a lite. Those guys died first. Later on he was shipped to Japan as slave labor in the factories that we were bombing. From his testimony of the atrocities the Japs did in Bataan and to the POWs, I feel completely justified in that the nips got what they deserved in us nuking them.

A side note, He's not the only WW2 vet I knew. My great Uncle was also a Marine who landed on Iwo the first time around. He was also wound up being the cook for the men he was with after word. (the original cook was killed in the fighting). Later on he was one of the witness of the US nuking all those war ships.
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>>44975616
You're not wrong, but we're talking about ships who are girls here. They are both ships (weapons to be fought with and battled and destroyed etc etc etc) and people (with impressively fragile emotions and motivations at that). Gotta balance them like your chakras, maaaan. Balance the elements, maaan.
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>>44975740
Hey, Fluff. When're you gonna do another writeup?
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Torpedo bitches.
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>>44975740
>Iwo and Baker
Wow.
Just.
Wow.
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>>44975707
Man, I fucking love that doujin and that artist, his porn is the cutest ever.
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I'm all for giving Abyssals hentai doujins.
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>>44975760
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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>>44975833
I love it when hentai just drops all pretenses and knows precisely what it's purpose is.
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>>44975720
Oh, we made each other bleed, alright. During the Great War, no one dare (or could) oppose the slaughters committed by the Kaiser's forces.

We had no problems retaliating against Hitler's, though. We'd learnt to gather the means to do so.
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>>44975833
>>44975855
>Hentaimind
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>>44975731
heard some story from a relative where my paternal grandmother's father was some sort of officer (or even a general) in a Chinese military of some sort before he was shot off his horse by a sniper (by the Japanese or a rival Chinese army I have no idea), falling into a field of shit.

Dunno how truthful that story is though, as I never asked my grandparents about it
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>>44975864
How did she not go abyssal?
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>>44975864
Is that a manned torpedo or something?
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>>44975945
Yes! It is, in fact, a Kaiten. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiten
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>>44975945
>manned torpedo
yes
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>>44975897
>We'd learnt to gather the means to do so
Does this involve expired rations and poorly-made gunpowder
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>>44975945
Kaiten manned suicide torpedo, yes.
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>>44975760
You know what we do when we fight enemies that also happen to be human?
We kill them unless they surrender.
>>44975945
Yep. Kaiten is the name I think
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>>44975978
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>>44975978
>We kill them unless they surrender.

Not always. Just look at North Korea.
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>>44975920
My great-great-grandfather helped form Britain's first sniper schools in the First World War. You can actually read a little about him here:
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=PPy6nhCCBywC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8&dq=Lieutenant+Colonel+AG+Stuart+40th+Pathans&source=bl&ots=J8tGzGNoRy&sig=nZwDL8lS-Ad4ZjBr72AP3dbXv4g&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiV6-e9zcHKAhXB1xQKHa43CRoQ6AEIJzAC#v=onepage&q=Lieutenant%20Colonel%20AG%20Stuart%2040th%20Pathans&f=false
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>>44975940
Because as much as we Westerners think that shit is horrible, the Elevens still don't. Giving your life willingly and intentionally in service to the Emperor was the highest honor. Why should Kitikami go abyssal over that?
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>>44975767
When I have free time. Fucking work is killing me lately. But I don't want to be a greek. I have to pay my bills.
>>44975799
after the war, he was stationed in Japan. Then was sent off to Korea when that started up. He was one of the Frozen Chosin before he had enough of the war, discharged honorably and came home.
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>>44975978
It's just creatively encouraging surrender, man.
Abyssal-Loving-Hippie for life.
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Putting together a desk took over 5 hours with 2 people
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>>44976084

Torpedo dykes when
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>>44976058
Hey fluff, write Naka x Harder!
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>>44976046
>Pathans
YPRES INTENSIFIES
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>>44976108
Please no.
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>>44976055
Because she does feel horrible about it?
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>>44976084
>Putting together a desk took over 5 hours with 2 people
what does this have to do with Torpedo Lesbians?

Do they still hate each other or are they back to yuri?
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>>44976096
Nobody has ever messaged me on irc asking for more.
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>>44975666
Sorry, typo. Kaitenpura. First hit:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1506405
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>>44976145
Since when do you actually listen to anyone on IRC in the first place?
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>>44975134
85% of them are completely useless in the modern world
of that 15% remaining only 20% of them would be warships
And of that it's around a 50\50 on if they'll be abyssal or not.
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>>44975962
Ah, the Kaiten. The single most ineffective, insane and wasteful manned torpedo to ever be.

>>44975972
Some did, I imagine. Others stole from the occupiers. Others still got supplies from British supply drops.

Everyone listened to the BBC clandestinely, waiting for the signals.

Both my Grandfather and Grandmother clearly recall hearing the message on June 6th 1944 that announced the beginning of Overlord. It was the sound that Liberation was coming.
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>>44976145
>implying you even listen to people anyways
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>>44976145
Cuz nobody wants anything from you.
Well, except that one guy, I guess.
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>>44976145
we want more faggot
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>>44976108
Nah, I'll leave that one for someone else.
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>>44976145
And this has bothered you since when?
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>>44976084
that's quite impressive if he had his dick in your ass the entire time
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>>44976208
>we

Don't speak for everyone.
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>>44976183
>what is leveling effect

And people yell at me for no reading comprehension.
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>>44976145
I liked torpedo dykes.
It was comfy, and helped make the base feel more alive and down to earth.
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>>44976208
*I
FTFY
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>>44976217
How about a HornetxHamp?
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>>44976145
I want closure!

Or, you know, be like planefag and drop things you start.
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>>44976184
>It was the sound that Liberation was coming
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>>44976229
Don't give replies to Crix when he's whoring for attention in threads he actively shitposts in.
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>>44976138
>Do they still hate each other?
Kitakami isn't on good terms with Ooi, but she wouldn't let something like that interfere with a deployment.

After all, Kitakami enjoys all the killing.
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>>44976145
Aww, you miss feeling validated for writing porn?
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>>44976238
Leveling effect doesn't magically increase the range of smoothbore cannon.
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>this fucking update

sometime a character surprises you by doing something you had not planned on but just fits so well you know it's what should happen.

update coming in soon. brace thyselves, you poor fucks
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>>44976256
I'll do a SettleXShouXAri later on when I get freed up.
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>>44976302
[WORRY]
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>>44976261
Belgium and Holland were liberated by Canadian troops, actually.
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>>44976273
I can think he's a twat and still like what he writes. Just like Feelthy.
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>>44976302
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>>44976302
Did you run out of salt for your lube *already*?
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>>44976302
>sometime a character surprises you
Did Wayne Wright just pimp slap Settle over the phone? He should deploy that new skill against certain telemarketer abyssal ships...
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>>44976302
IT COMES.

Harder will be going Nuclear, I can tell.
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>>44976302
[concern intensifies]
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>>44976302
>like this senpai?
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>>44976300
But it could do something like give a trireme a terrifying maw and enough speed (from the leveling effect) to close any distance quickly.

Stop thinking in terms of "my modern gun is better than your old gun." Leveling effect means "if it had a long range for its time, it will be accordingly long range when compared to modern weapons."
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>>44976302
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>>44976302
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>>44976302
Time to get some more popcorn.
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>>44976333
But he's not any good, unlike Feelthy.
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>>44976302
Oh fuck. . .
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>>44976145
Can we ask for more from you on here? Missed your stories a lot
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>>44975740
A bunch of my great uncles and their friends were WW2 vets, but I never knew them. My dad told me about them though.

They were sitting around a table swapping stories, and one of them relates how he was on a hill overlooking some marines in a valley. Some half tracks come, and they're real loud. The Japanese hear and start firing artillery. All the marines haul ass to the other end of the valley... followed by the half tracks, and then the artillery. So then they move again, and again, and again, and so on. Meanwhile said great uncle and his fellows up on the hill are laughing their asses off at the Muppets gag before them.

https://youtu.be/K8a5jLedBak?t=1m44s

At this point back at the table, one of the others turns to my great uncle.

"You son of a bitch."
"What?"
"I WAS DOWN THERE!"
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Not sure if "how to into WoWs/DD tactics" anon is till here, but some tips for him while I catch up on the thread.

>>44973536
>I think that time it was a fortunate coincidence and an unspoken plan. That said, communication works as well.
Ideally everyone will be in a division with TeamSpeak headsets, but the game ain't usually that ideal. Even a few words over the chat channel can achieve wonders. (If the recipients actually listen and heed, anyway.)

>>44973472
>I've only seen gameplay vids of the ships unleashing full broadsides. Can you stagger fire of say your primaries?
Yup: just tap the LMB once to fire a single gun at once, hold it down to ripple-fire them all in sequence, double-click for a full broadside.
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>>44976302
>a character helps you write them

This is the best feeling in the world, isn't it? I wonder how our brains work like that.
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>>44976410
Subconscious bullshit, of course.
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>>44976302
Hoo boy
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>>44976194
nice meme

>>44976230
rude

>>44976273
I don't think you know what shitposting is.

>>44976282
dude what
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>>44976145
I never use the IRC, but consider this a formal request for more. For whatever a random anon's preference is worth.
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>>44976383
>"You son of a bitch."
>"What?"
>"I WAS DOWN THERE!"
Oh
Oh god wat
That's some Kelly's Heroes tier shit right there man
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>>44976302
>>44976410
>>44976427
So who represents Settle's libido?
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>>44976391
That was me. And yeah, but usually most people want to be the lone fucking hero who carries the team, which ultimately ends up screwing everyone else over.
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>>44976302
Should we be worried?
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>uhh sarge, there's a ship in my rack, what do
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>>44976485
Hate. Appreciates the look of the girls, focused more on helping them out and making them awesome than anything else, still hung up about LA.
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You've heard every horseshit evasion, from the mouths of the experts at countless Captain's Masts. Your hair stands on end as you recognize it once again. “You're dodging me,” you state.

“What?” Wayne says.

“It wasn't a fucking question,” you snap. “What's wrong with Naka?”

“I told you, she's not fully healed-”

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER!?” you snap, your vision beginning to tinge red.

“Settle, calm the fuck down-”

“TELL ME, TELL ME *NOW!*” you bellow, punching the wall.

“... no,” he says quietly.

You feel the heat slip away as the pressure in your head crushes your mind into a single tight point of anger. “What did you say to me?”

“Patient-doctor privilege,” he says, steel in his voice. “Why do you want to know?”

“Because she's *mine,*” you hiss.

“Didn't see your name on her.”
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>>44976302
Damnit, I knew this was going to happen.
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>>44976509
When in doubt...[PANIC]
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>>44976447
Consider this my formal request that Crix does not continue torpedo dykes. The writing was never worth following after the first update when it was clear he was never going to improve, or at least try to improve.
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>>44976466
>"You son of a bitch."
>"What?"
>"I WAS DOWN THERE!"

I would say this is a lie, but then again the world is really too small.
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>>44976534
This is probably an appropriate reaction image.
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>>44976531
no, she's harder's
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>>44976145
>people willingly interacting with crix
>crix writing for other peoples attention
yeah no fuck you
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>>44976485
>Settle's libido
Harder. Awkward to a fault and desperate as fuck to be acknowledged along with "How Do I Girl!?"
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“She told me, Wayne, she told me *everything,* she *trusted* me with it. She's *my* ship now.” The heat's coming back, creeping into every syllable and fanning rage back into your voice. “She's mine and she asked me for help and if you stop me from it, I'll kill you, Wayne. I'll fucking KILL YOU!” Shock jolts through your arm as you pound your fist against the wall.

He's quiet for several seconds. “She's turning abyssal, Ryan.”

You suck a wheezy breath in as the world sways around you. You rasp a hoarse query.

“I'm amazed she's not abyssal or dead yet.”

Your forehead contacts the plasterboard as you try to steady yourself, your gasps echoing in a hollow, empty chest. “What.”

“Her flesh isn't hard to the touch, but I can't draw blood samples anymore,” he says quietly. “Like she's completely empty of it. She vomited up cold oil after - after she got hurt again. The wound in her abdomen is leaking salt water. Thirty-five degrees. Matches the depth her wreck's at.”

The cold, flat recital seems to weight on your shoulders, heavier by the syllable.

“There's blue light coming from the rent in her midsection.”
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>>44976537
Wait.

How would you know if I would never improve only by reading the first update?

>>44976523
This ship is meant for bed
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>>44976574
I will never get over the fact that he looks so much like Jon Richardson.
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>>44976531
>>44976607
Ahaha, well we knew Settle wasn't ALL headpats and smiles
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The hallway spins around you, broken plasterboard clutching at your shirt as you slide to the carpet. You rant at Wayne through the phone, demanding why he'd keep this from you, why it's happening to Naka, why they didn't tell you, why he didn't heal her, why, why, *why.* You toss it away and grab at your skull, the awful pressure crushing every sane thought into a little toss-away crumple as you cry and cry and cry, hoarse sobs drifting down the hallway.

Someone's talking... somewhere. But it still hurts, so much, your head - the injury? The aneurysm? Are you dying?

... wouldn't it be nice if you were?

But if you're not there - then who? Who will-

Small hands gripping your shoulders gently, diminutive on your large frame. Shaking you gently, calling.

“What,” you manage thickly, lying against the wall like an emptied husk.

“Settle? Are you all right?”

You look up - and find Naka. Naka, of all godforsaken people, looking at you - *you* - with worry and concern. For a moment you can't begin to comprehend it, the sheer unbridled cruelty of Creation. You can only lie there, stunned.

“What's wrong?”

[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
[ ] Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you come to me? Why did you... *WHY?*
[ ] Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?
[ ] ... Lie to me, Naka. Tell me you're fine, and I'll accept that.
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>>44976531
>“Because she's *mine,*” you hiss.

>>44976607
Oh boy.
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So guys, how do we expose akashis black market chop shop for ship girl parts? or get a cut ourselves
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>>44976607
So are we going to deny that she's becoming an abyssal, accept she's becoming an abyssal, or are we going to dodge the issue by going all "but what is an abyssal anyway? she's still Naka, right?"
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

it's all fucked, might as well keep it going
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>>44976625
Just accept it, Buddy
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>>44976636
>[ ] Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?
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>>44976531
>“Because she's *mine,*” you hiss.
>“Didn't see your name on her.”

Buuuuuuuuurn
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>>44976636
>[X] ... Lie to me, Naka. Tell me you're fine, and I'll accept that.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

At this point, I rather think the time for subtlety is over for Settle.
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>>44976636
>[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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Hey, quick tinfoil hat moment.

Did the Terry ever say WHO it was she wanted back?
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
You've trusted us before Naka...trust us once more.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976694
Shigure.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

Time to stare down oblivion and tell it to fuck off.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

NoBrakes.jpeg
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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[X] Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?
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>>44976617
This is my formal request for more torpedo sluts.

>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

Time to say "Hello" to the Abyss again.
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>>44976636
>[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

We can't help her if we don't know everything that is going on.
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>[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

Let's understand what is happening.

Don't try to blame Naka for not telling us. We probably know why.

Let's not ask Naka for answers to questions she likely doesn't know.

We also don't need lies either.
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>>44976636
>[ ] Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?
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>>44976383
There was a 3rd vet I also knew. Not as well as the previously mentioned. But he was in the Europe theater. He landed on Omaha beach on D-Day and didn't stop fighting till we reached the Rien river. He was the main gunner on a quad .50 turret mounted on the payload of a half track. between shooting a the Luftwaffe, he shot up nazis so much he lost count.
>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976694
Shigure, dude. Said so herself the first time she called.
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>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
>[X] Where is this going, Naka? Where are you going? Where does this end for you?

Do not got gentle into that good night.
RAGE. RAGE. Against of the light.
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>>44976636
>[x] Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you come to me? Why did you... *WHY?*

The last straw is laid down, and the camel's back breaks.
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>>44976694
Yes.
By name.
She could have been lying, but she did say.
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>>44976636
>[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976741
Beat me to it, I agree.
ESPECIALLY considering how we still never told Thomas or anybody else what we saw in Shigure's eyes.
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Life
Hopes
Nakas
Where do they come from...
and where are they going?
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>>44976748
>against of the light.
You had one job, shinji, and you failed at that, too. Good going.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
Tell me your secrets, oh great hamster of the sea
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>>44976694
Shigure, Shigure, Shigure.

A thousand times we have to tell people, she asked for Shigure and no one else.

Probably because Naka is so much of an outlier that not even Abyssals know whose side she's going to end up on when she goes Nuclear.
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2cgcx-GJTQ

The original poet reading it.

I change my vote to this.
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>>44976607
>>44976636
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636

Kiss her like you're a fucking Prince Charming.
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>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

It's not like Settle isn't broken already.
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>>44976793
These things
I am going to destroy
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976466
I don't have anymore WW2 ones, but my father was a crew chief on a MC-130 back in the 70s or 80s. Wasn't in any wars, but it was the height of the Cold War. He's a goddamn treasure trove of anecdotes.

His first year in, everyone keeps telling him and the other new guys not to worry about missing out on their families, because at the base they're gonna have a G.I. party. Come Christmas, they're all hyped up... till they find out what a G.I. party is: basically everyone just cleans everything.

The best part was, at some ungodly hour of the night as he's scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush or whatever, the base intercom comes on.

"At 0100 hours an unidentified object was spotted entering American airspace and was shot down. It was Santa Claus. That is all."
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>>44976849
>Kiss her like you're a fucking Prince Charming.
How about no. We don't need Harder as an enemy.

Kissing her is his job.
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>>44976849
>Kiss her

Holy fuck please never post again
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>>44976636
>[ ] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
Rolling for SAN loss.
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>>44976849
>NTRing Harder
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>>44976849
Kill yourself.
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>>44976793
Why are we still here? Just to Naka?
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>>44976855
>filename
Don't worry, Herr Kapitain, I have you covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfPSZECLl3s
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Votes called.
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>>44976849
Nice bait
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>>44976793
>Where do they come from...
Where do they go?
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>>44976849
What is it with anons and not understanding that the player character is not supposed to dick every single fucking female in the quest?

I'm not talking about being horny all the time, I'm talking about basic relationships and the fact that sometimes you have to let another character do the dicking.
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>>44976930
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So I heard you guys were feel.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11223353/1/Ship-Breaker

I'm pretty feel myself.
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>>44976862
>"At 0100 hours an unidentified object was spotted entering American airspace and was shot down. It was Santa Claus. That is all."

I had a sensible chuckle.
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>>44976849
Why would you kiss yourself?
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>>44976930
yeah, i think anon has a clear consensus on this one
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>>44976930
...I think that's the most terrifying vote call post yet, just from how bombastic he usually is
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>>44976636
>[X] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.
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>>44976862
>"At 0100 hours an unidentified object was spotted entering American airspace and was shot down. It was Santa Claus. That is all."
>GI Party
>mfw
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>>44976928
>Kapitain

Kaelun.
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>>44976957
I just expected to see "This is fine."
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Guys, are we gonna need a third thread?
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>>44977015
It's actually kinda beginning to look like it.
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>>44977015
not if this is the last update of the night
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>>44977039
>Third story-related thread
Will wonders never cease?
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>>44977015
Yea, I would say so.
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>>44977050
Don't be pessimistic.
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>>44977050
We still have rightups.
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>>44977015
Is /tg/ faster than usual tonight, or is my internal clock just off?
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>>44977078
it's the SB fags shitposting
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>>44977078
It really is faster.
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>>44977090
No, the thread hitting autosage will happen no matter what. how fast it falls through the catalog depends on the rest of the board.
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>>44976952
Remember that /tg/ inherently NEEDS to waifu all the women in a quest, because in real life nobody wants to husbando them.
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>>44977090
Buddy, it ain't the Spacebattlers shitposting.
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>>44977078
It's definitely picked up the pace. We usually reach 900 before we're at a risk zone
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>>44976238
Leveling effect can't make Arrows shoot through steel beams dumbass

And I'm sure everyone is shaking in their boots from the dreaded unarmed abyssal sailboat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>44977145
Shit(post) happens.
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>>44977145
Faggot, Spacebattles is shitposting. Worse than that, its underaged shitposting.
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>>44977173
Abyssals were trying to convert the fucking Titanic, a passenger ship, and for a moment it was working.

Don't get cocky about things we don't know.
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>>44976488
>most people want to be the lone fucking hero who carries the team, which ultimately ends up screwing everyone else over.
I know that tune all too well. All you can do is play the teamwork card and hope the rest of the team brought their brains.
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>>44973787
Naka kas MAJOR competition as a shipgirl idol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAGdPtBkwDQ
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>>44977216
>trying this hard
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>>44976963
I'm just getting warmed up.

Most C-130 variants, such as the MC-130, have these strips of tin foil-ish stuff they can launch off to confuse missiles. It considered a pretty funny prank/quasi-tradition for C-130s to "TP" bases with said strips. It was harmless, the strips were cheap and real easy to clean up so the brass didn't really care.

Some guys my dad knew were taking off from a carrier, and thought it would be funny to pull these prank on the Navy. So they take off, "TP" the carrier's bridge, and end up royally fucking up its radar and antennas. So their harmless fun leaves a supercarrier, pride of America's navy, deaf, mute, and blind for several hours.

Needless to say, heads rolled.
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>>44977239
Either we all hang together or we all hang separately, eh? Yup. As a side note, in that game, our group of destroyers accounted for six of the twelve ships sunk.
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My grandfather was a dermatologist who served in the Philippines in 1945. I highly doubt he captured it himself, but he brought home a Japanese flag.
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>>44977260
>no argument
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>>44977285
The real question is, who accounted for the rest of them?
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>>44977269
>they had no fucking idea what chaff was originally designed to do

jebus fug
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>>44977269
>strips of tin foil-ish stuff they can launch off to confuse missiles.
Chaff. Anti-missile and radar chaff. You're dad's buddies chaffed a fucking carrier.

"Heads rolling" is an understatement. If someone didn't loose their job then I'll be surprised.
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>>44977269
It's called chaff, dude.

Also that's some gutsy shit.
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>>44977311
Who needs an argument when the person speaking shoots themselves in the foot with their own stupidity?
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>>44977290

Oh that's just damn neat. Anyone hear that can translate the moonrunes surrounding the meatball?
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>>44977330
Now that feelthy isn't canon, this is exactly how kaga met goto
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>>44977269
>Shit chaff all over a carrier
amazing
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>>44977199
Faggot, 4chan is shitposting. Worse than that, it's bad shitposting.
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>>44977394
>feelthy isn't canon

what.
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>>44977394
>still being this mad
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>>44977377
I've had several people in the past look at it. They haven't fully translated it, but they've told me that it's mostly the names places and people. Even some Korean letters mixed in.
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>>44977412
Some idiots think feelthy's stuff outside the pron isn't canon. Only the lewd shit is noncanon IIRC.
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>>44977394
I see the salt still lives one.
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>>44977394
>Now that feelthy isn't canon

The fuck are you smoking?
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>>44977394
>Implying
He's not writing any more, but his old stuff's still good.
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>>44977394
>Now that feelthy isn't canon
Nice delusion there, pal.
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>>44977269
>dumped chaff on a CV
Absolute madmen
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>>44977412
Haven't you heard, newfag?
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>>44977394
D-
See me after class.
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>>44977412
Just a desperate retard, move along.
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>>44977376
>implying anyone here ever realizes how shitty their argument is
Dubious,
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>>44977437
>the lewd shit introduced elements that made it into canon material anyway, like Naka x Iku
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>>44977343
Chaff, that was the word I was thinking of.

But yeah, the misappropriation of military equipment for juvenile pranks was quite common. According to my dad anyone who returned from leave drunk could expect a fucking weather balloon full of flour in his room..
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So who's archiving the threads with unhelpful descriptions?
That's my job, son. (Not the unhelpful descriptions..
Pls.
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>>44977512
>anyone who returned from leave drunk could expect a fucking weather balloon full of flour in his room
Sasuga air force
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>>44977216
Yes and?

Two reasons why they would do that.
1. Propaganda coup for them to taunt humans with.
2. And Cruise ships make good transports

She'd be useless for combat
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Soo~....Planefag planning on blueballin' us tonight?
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>>44977528
>So who's archiving the threads with unhelpful descriptions?

same clown different day
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>>44977494
We really need that list of what writeups are canon, because it's getting really hard for me to keep track of what I need to read up on.
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More Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stone Cold Steve Austin when.
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>>44977290
Possibly-interesting tidbit: a lot of rear-services types bought their souvenirs from combat-arms 'entrepreneurs'. I've read accounts that claim some Aussie soldiers who captured large amounts of Japanese 'invasion money' took to increasing its asking-price by firing a shot through wads of the stuff; they told their customers (mostly American REMFs) that an Aussie soldier shot an IJA general and took the perforated cash from his corpse.

>>44977373
>that's some gutsy shit.
Also a fucking stupid way to put a carrier out of action. >>44977363 is right.
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Iowa when
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>>44977629

working, shut up
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>>44977661
Sounds about right for 'strayans.
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>>44977666
tell her to get in line
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>>44977173
The leveling effect makes relative performance translate despite what should be tremendous disparities in actual specs. It probably wouldn't make arrows shoot through modern armor, but that's more because arrows weren't much of a threat to the structural integrity of ships even back in those days.

But something like, say, pre-gunpowder catapults and firethrowers would be just as dangerous to modern steel warships as they were to the wooden ships of their time, despite all physical logic to the contrary.
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>>44977636
oh no, the tags and the like are fine, they're not being troll archived, just the descriptions are kinda shitty.
FUCKING GET BACK TO WRITING YOU NIGGER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE[/SPOILER]
Also:
Senpai noticed me!
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>>44977669
>no wall of mildly incoherent shenanigans
Oh fuck
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>>44977661
I know man. The flattop sure is lucky she was operating away from the fighting. Otherwise an anti-ship missile would have no problems with her being gagged and blindfolded in the middle of the sea.
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>>44977539
It was called "the spiderman" for whatever reason.

You pull the cord to inflate and then haul ass out of the room. When they try to open the door and walk in, it opens a little and then slams in their face. When they get scissors or a knife to pop it, they get a faceful of whatever powder you filled it with.

And that's what they did if you were still conscious. God help you if you passed out drunk.
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>>44977637
The Parker stuff is.
Torpedo dykes is.
Naka-time, of course.
Feelthy's stuff except the porn.
Hate's side of LA.
Erebus and Terror.
Shimakaze.
Maybe some of the british stuff I don't know.
And then there's stuff like SoDak that might be canon but might not be, can neither confirm nor deny.
I may be forgetting some.
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>>44977669
Take your time, this seems like it's going to be an update worth the wait.
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>>44977638


Aviation battleships are the future.
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>>44977666
Not soon enough.
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>>44977669
Well, that bodes quite ill.
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Also why is it the snarky cynical chicks end up being the one the MC gets most attached too.
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>>44977720
Buttfuck?
Shove a syringe filled with Jeremiah Weed up your ass?
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>>44977636
... in my defence, I thought I was
a] pre-empting that knucklehead who kept deliberately mis-archiving the threads
b] offering intriguing teasers about the contents of the threads without actually handing out spoilers.

<- is this me?
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>>44977713
there has to be some level of diminishing returns when it comes to the leveling effect

whats the point of having a battleship when some ironclad sailship with a 32 pounder can just punch through the 15" belt because "ayy lmao"
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>>44977737
>I feel like... SOMEONE'S TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
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>>44977762
Because you're a faggot that's why.
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>>44977737
Back to 1-5 with you
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Woot woot, page 10
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>>44977737
Sparky pls go and stay go
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>>44977768
It's alright, don't worry
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>>44977725
she had better be
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>>44977669
I guess we are finally paying the price for everything we have brought about.

It was a good run.
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>>44977813
I want that design to die in a fire.
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>>44977772
>there has to be some level of diminishing returns when it comes to the leveling effect

Why should there be? It runs on ship soul magic.
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>>44977768
He's gone, or should be, I haven't seen anything to suggest he's still doing it.
Even if it were a problem, a simple e-mail to the owner of suptg fixes it quickly enough.
If you're going to do it, you should provide a description of what happens in the thread and not (seemingly?) random quotes that only sound related.
(You didn't do anything wrong, you just could've done it right-er)
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>>44977815
press F to pay respects ;~;7
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>>44977832
No one gives much of a crap what you want
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>>44977832
your'e not the only one
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>>44976636
[x] You have stared into the abyss before without blinking. Show me, Naka. Show me everything.

And none of that perverted bullshit either. You know what to show.
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>>44977832
Weird I feel the same about you but you haven't yet...
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>>44977258
Is it me or is there something off about how she dances?
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>>44977868
Wow, late.
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>>44977838
because otherwise it just gets tiresome

besides, we already had an experience where Arizona was protected for the most part against predreadnoughts guns, even at point blanl

by your logic they would have killed her no problem
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yeah. third thread will be needed. holy shit.
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>>44977841
Thanks - noted for future reference.
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>>44977907
Just like the Old Days, eh?
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>>44977832
You have shit taste, namefag.
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>>44977907
ONWARDS
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>>44977850
>>44977873
Hi Bentus!
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>>44977768
if you were anonymous you could disown your fuckup and move on and nobody would ever have known
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>>44977832
Holy shit are you that one guy constantly bitching and whining about lexfag?
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>>44977907
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>>44977775
It's what /tg/ does with quests by the Helicopter Homosexual.
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>>44977907
>>44977920
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>>44977915
the only thing wrong with that is the tits are too big.
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>>44977794
Now I wonder what Kant-O-Celle sparky would be spouting with the introduction of shipsloops. Gavin with a Sammy strapped to the top?
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>>44977832
Same. Those tits are comically large and the outfit lacks any hint of sense or eroticism. It's like some gook just thought "Oh, beeg american titties" and slapped together an art.

They're not even good tits.
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>>44977935
Nah, he's one of the writefags. He just dislikes the South Dakota design.
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>>44977813
freckles on tits are a miracle of the universe
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>>44977903
Because the further back in time you go, the more the leveling effect applies.

Erry and Terry launch lava bombs. Not mortar shells, lava bombs.
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>>44977952
Most of Ise and Hyuuga's fanmail comes from him
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>>44977763
One guy they merely doodled horrifically obscene shit all over his head (and he was bald, so they had plenty of room). They went to the mess hall afterwards for midnight chow, when all of sudden the guy walks in utterly oblivious to the various sacrileges adorning his head. My dad and his friends switch from cackling to inhaling their food once they realize he's gonna go sit with them.

Another guy they did the same, but with the addition of duct taping him to his bed, which they drag into the back of a truck and took to the front of the base. They it left leaning against the base's "WELCOME" sign.
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>>44977952
No, an Areogavin with Sammy strapped to it.
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>>44977965
He is? I've not seen him before
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>>44977944
Eh, I prefer the more subdued designs usually, but more 'out there' is fine too. If that makes any sense.

What I'm saying is that this is fine too.
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>>44977915
>hat
good
>battleship
good
>shell belt and shorts
yes, please
>attitude
oh god yes
>giant stonking titties
no, that's dumb
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The way the fubuki class all look so similar is kinda creepy.

Those girls just ain't right.
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>>44977997
He's new. Did something on Wednesday
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>>44977982
I think Erry and Terry have more than just the leveling effect going for them
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>>44977982
That's because the two of them are Boss level, you great big retard.
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>>44977915
>gaga tits
>not focusing on that stern
fucking mediocre
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>>44977982
no, thats just the writer being an shitter and wanting his own bad guys to be super duper evil and edgy
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>>44977907
I like this feel.
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>>44977990
>They left a drunk guy sleeping near the welcome sign
Ha
ahahahahaha
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>>44978011
Most of the original art is deviantart-tier. The guy that did most of the destroyers gave them all samey moeblob looks. Go look up Ayanami and the rest of her class and you'll see what I mean.
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>>44978011
potato face
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>>44977929
Call me crazy, but I like to think owning my mistakes helps me avoid them in future.
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>>44977434
looks like a lot of kanji around the thing. I recognize a whole lot of them because I can read some Chinese, and they just look like strings of characters that don't really form readable phrases that make sense to me, so they're likely names or something like that.
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>>44978040
> Lava
> Edgy

Okay, if you say so. It could have something to do with them being the first and only bomb ships with volcanoes named after /them/ or something but let's go with your version.
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>>44978011
Sisters tend to look alike, anon.
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>>44978011
>have to use an identification table to tell them apart and it's still a bit of guesswork
it's authentic
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>>44978011
If you think that's bad, think, 173 fletcher class destroyers. They're all gonna look alike and like Willie. Something like 80 John C. Butler class DE's, all looking similar to Sammy. 77 Gato class submarines, all looking similar to Harder.
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>>44978039
where, I don't see a stern.
>>44978040
>implying spooky magical abyssals is not the best
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>>44978025
Since when is this a video game?

>>44978040
Canon is canon. And it's only effective on land targets, which is what mortar ships were for.
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>>44978057
Copy-pasting I think.
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>>44977772
I would expect there's some degree to which it sort of cuts both ways. An old ship gets its weapons upgraded to have the same level of relative threat in the modern arena, but if a modern ship has armor that can handle the best guns of its day, then the upscaling of the best guns of times past probably wouldn't take them better than the best modern guns and thus able to shred the modern BB. (Plus all our BBs are shipgirls anyway, and thus definitely get to benefit from the leveling effect themselves, which should cut both ways where it might not be so clear-cut when comparing spooky vs. conventional ships.)

And we do know that there are some factors that the leveling effect doesn't really impact. Like range -- the big guns on pre-dreads were the longest-range weapons on the seas in their day, but we know they still can't match the force projection of naval aircraft and missiles, which hold the honor of "longest range" today. Though maybe there's an extent to which that has to do with the paradigm shift from throwing shit to self-propelled weapons vectors, and the leveling effect can give a bit of a leg up in range within the general category of artillery.
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>>44977982
That's because they're bosses.
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>>44977907
A strange day. First the death of sanity and now a third thread.
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>>44978090
>77 Gato class submarines, all looking similar to Harder.
Yaoi incest doujin of two Gato-class subs when?
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>>44978140
They directly say that it's because of the leveling effect when they kick the ass of the American destroyer.
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>>44978078
who is best gifting
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>>44978152
Sanity was ever alive? Holy shit.
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>>44978155
STAHP.
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>>44978140
>>44978025
This is more accurate, yes. Also note that with the exception of their attack on Buchanan (a ship already injured, ingorant, and confused), they've avoided direct confrontation like the plague. They know they're not ships of the line and they ain't about to act like them.
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>>44978090
Think 156 Clemson-class destroyers, and then add in the extremely similar 111 Wickes-class destroyers.
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>>44978084
Not realizing you can tell them apart by their hairstyles.
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>>44978155
Also, 24 Essex class carriers.
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>>44977944
>>44978039
>>44978004
Why does anon hate tits?

Also, fwiw, she seems to a have a pretty decent stern, however the majority of it is blocked by her "outfit".
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>>44978202
Not to mention their name predecessors
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>>44977935
well, lexfag is fucking cancer, and has been since day 1

pixelfag needs to come back, I'm tired of shit like >>44977813
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>>44978202
50 Casablanca class carriers
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>>44977713
Thing about those weapons is that they're slow to fire and slow to aim.
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>>44978188
Yup, all I can imagine is that the Japanese girls, whose ships were "unique snowflakes," essentially would look at that and think, "pod people," or something like that.
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>>44978210
Tits are nice, but those are just comically large
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>>44978188
Paging Shibafu, we need potato-faced DDs fast
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>>44978210
Tit's are fine. but that particular drawing tits are a bit much
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>>44978173
For the last week or so, we made good calls, stayed sane and composed.

Alas, it has gone.
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>>44978210
don't like oversized tits anon
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>>44978224
Uh, I can only ever recall the guy posting artwork. What exactly made the guy "cancer"?
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>>44978210
Personally, I look at those tits and wonder how much her shoulders hurt.
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>>44978253
dare I ask what bad calls we made today?
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>>44978183
Exactly why Boss level Abyssals of weaker ships are stronger than abyssal battleships in game.
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>>44978264
he didn't draw his waifu
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>>44978226
19 Commencement Bay Class CVE's, 4 Sangammon Class Escort Carriers, Sable and Long Island (unfortunately Fluff already ruined them) 45 Bogue Class carriers, need I go on?
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>>44978057
>Most of the original art is deviantart-tier.
Depends entirely on the artist. Not all the ships were one guy.
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>>44978280
Giving Settle a nervous breakdown over Naka looks pretty dumb now.
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>>44978270
>>44978252
>>44978244

Lex version fixes that for me desu senpai

more lexington when
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>>44978253
I don't know, confronting the big elephant on the base doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

Longer things went before Settle knew the whole truth, the uglier the outcome would probably be.
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>>44978210
Where do I even *start* on how the design is wrong?

Tits are too big, it's too stereotypical 'murrican with not enough cowboy/sheriff to represent the namesake state, no real references to the nicknames in the design, and did I mention it just looks like some hooker someone shoved ship girl rigging on?
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>>44977377
>>44977434
I am really bad at deciphering most handwritten moonrunes, but they're Eleven names.
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>>44978280
Suddenly changing our minds from a previous strategy to using the CLs.

Which resulted in PF cackling at the choice made.

>>44978303
Not this, though.

>>44978308
More regarding the force disposition choice.
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>>44978306
Not soon enough.

>>44978317
I'm sorry to hear you're shit.

Maybe consider dropping the name?
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>>44978317
>some hooker someone shoved ship girl rigging on
speaking of which, how high do you think the demand for ship-girl like prostitutes do you think there is?
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>>44978280
1.deploy CLs when CLs are shit
2.deploy naka when naka is the demons
3.stare into rl'yeh when we already stroked out from rage once in the last five minutes
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>>44978327
We overestimated how many ships we could bring, and when we had a closer number we reevaluated. I wouldn't be comfortable with a lone BB, even escorted
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>>44978317
> and did I mention it just looks like some hooker someone shoved ship girl rigging on?

thats most shipsluts desu
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>>44978280
All of them.
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>>44978346
We shall see, I suppose.
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>>44978344
>3.stare into rl'yeh when we already stroked out from rage once in the last five minutes

To be fair, you gotta do something productive with that rage. Could be worse.
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>>44978317
...so you've never seen Shimakaze, Amatsukaze, or Musashi ever?
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>44978344
Hey fuck you too R'lyeh did nothing wrong. We're the Switzerland of the sea.
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Big Boss as Bismarck when?
Kriegsmarine when?
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>>44978339
Hi Bentus. Still salty I see. I'm one of the writefags, basically I've earned the occasional right to put on a name in these threads. Most of the time I leave it off though.

>>44978347
Well I can't say you're entirely wrong.
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>>44978347
You're assume Shimakaze is the norm.
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>>44978318
Probably the names of family and friends from the original owner's hometown. Or members of his unit.

I wonder if any Allied soldiers took a German soldier's letters from home as a trophy? I'm sure other keepsakes and mementos were fair game, since they've got obvious material value.
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>>44978339
Hes a writefag, you faggot.
Get over your love for the shitty design.
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>>44978369
Let's not bring bad Jap designs into this.
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>>44978327
I think he was expecting us to dump Arizona or Yamato down there with Willie, Shimakaze, and someone.
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>>44978393
>Nagatos
>Musashi
>Chikuma and Chokai
>etc

That SoDak design is actually MORE reserved than some of the jap ones
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>>44978373
wew lad
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>>44978342
The real question is whether anyone besides Hate ever fucked a shipgirl.
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>>44978393
>>44978426
>>44978369
It's telling that Shimakaze, Amatsukaze, the Nagatos and the Yamatos are all from the same artist.
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>>44978426
Don't forget Takao's barely there that you can see her underwear skirt.
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>>44978373
you didn't earn shit, other than the well deserved reputation common with all tripfags, of being a faggot attention whore with shit taste
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>>44978373
I'm not even Bentus, guy.

I forgot you were a writefag.

>>44978405
I don't even like the South Dakota that much, lel.

I prefer the Iowa-class.
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>>44978373
Quick question, why do you always assume it's Bentus?
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>>44978229
True. And that much wouldn't be magically fixed by the leveling effect, because it was a limiting issue even in its day.

The leveling effect just holds the relative value of a ship's capabilities more or less constant despite changes in tech. It's not an all-around "older ships get a bunch of random hax buffs", but rather it just preserves relative level -- both in strengths, AND in weaknesses.

...Which, actually, come to think of it, I wonder if the Abyssal's spooky ability to pop up out of nowhere and conjure up inclement weather might not be related to the leveling effect too? It counters the standoff advantage of modern aircraft and missiles and such, which would fit with the general paradigm of "maintain relative usefulness as a weapon". Rather than giving old guns fuckoff ridiculous range that even modern guns can't match, the leveling effect preserves the relative value of warships that had fine standoff range in their day by letting them "cheat" into range. Though, as established in the quest, this cheat-in ability breaks down to an extent for larger-scale operations.
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>>44978373
Nah ever since you put on the name you've been attentionwhoring like hell. Like, why did you even need to register in SB if all you were gonna do was shitpost.
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>>44978370
>Switzerland of the sea

What?
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>>44978318
makes sense, that's why they looked like nonsense phrases when I tried to render them into Chinese
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>>44978426
it's still a rather crass design. And it's a bit much implying 'figure highlighting' is the same as Shimakaze level stripperness.

>>44978456
Didn't Yamato and Musashi have different artists?

Also many regard Musashi herself as a crass design.
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>>44978467
>not even a tripfag
>calls him a tripfag
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>>44978456
Everything becomes explained.
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>>44978483
Because when North joined SB he started attacking him like a fag.
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>>44978508
I think anon doesn't know the difference between a tripfag and a namefag.
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>>44978373
Just for this special occasion, I'll take the trip and say that you completely missed the mark.

That wasn't me.
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>>44978456


Amatsukaze's design is perfection.
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>>44978508
Namefag, tripfag, close enough.

>>44978531
Go back to being an anon, please.
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>>44978495
Because shitposting is life. Also because I was bored and wanted to be able to keep track of the stupid shit going on their.

>>44978531

Glad to know.
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>>44978373

Jeeeeeesus you're an ass.

Take a step back and unfuck yourself, buddy. You're being absurdly arrogant here.
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New thread when?
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>44978498
Switzerland has literally done nothing wrong ever. They're the R'yleh of the land.
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>>44978545
Done. Just wanted to make it clear.
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>>44978467
He's not even a tripfag, salty anon! He's a namefag!
*I'm* a tripfag!
Even worse, I'm a *secure* tripfag!
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So, in other news, guesses on who the first Iowa in Kancolle will be?

(I'm hoping Jersey, for obvious reasons)
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[SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES]
update when or we riot- wait we're already rioting nvm
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>>44978565
Fair enough.

>>44978563
The Swiss need to be stopped before they doom us all, clearly.
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>>44978373
I gotta say - you seem a lot saltier than either of the SBers you're shitposting at. And Kyte is a pretty salty motherfucker.
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>>44978373
Yeah, you know what, you can pick up that ball of yours and take it to another sandpit cause no one is fucking interested in whatever crud you're peddling if this is how you're going to act. Christ almighty.
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>>44978550
If I'm fucked I'm fucked.
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>>44978580

Iowa.
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>>44978505
>it's still a rather crass design. And it's a bit much implying 'figure highlighting' is the same as Shimakaze level stripperness.

Its Battleship X, she was a god damn attention whoring slut who never actually did anything, nameship of the class unanimously refereed to as the best battleships of the treaty period
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>>44978539
She certainly wears more clothes.

Though KC's norm is more schoolgirl with shiptraits; naturally people only remember a few of those designs compared to the others.
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>>44978505
Nope, they're all Shizuma Yoshinori.
You can tell Yukikaze and Tokitsukae are him as well because of the same style of lewdness as Amatsukaze.
Discounting that, they're not bad designs, he's quite good at incorporating ship elements into the girls' designs.

>>44978511
Note that he can also do reserved designs. The Akizukis are great, Yamato is basically Musashi's opposite design-wise and Akitsushima is perfect.

Dude likes to be a perv, though.
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>>44978531
>>44978373
>oh wow what is this shit? i just came here to discuss shipgirls, what's the big deal? who cares if it would be a lot easier if i'd just post like a normal person? i'm unique and intelligent and i deserve to be recognized!

>i can't believe i left spacebattles to just find a place that doesn't even believe in being an attention whore fuck you, i'll keep posting here anyway, but you guys better not make fun of me for being a tripfag when i post.

I am so glad I saved this copypasta. Fuck off.
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>>44978608
>>44978608
Especially when Washington was so much cooler. Battleship Ninja anyone?
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>>44978580
Besides Iowa?
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>>44978580
get back to writing BelaBatt, jmp.

Really wish those B-52s would've been able to do anything against Hoppo-Habakkuk with that JDAM run. Guess you can't trust zoomies to do a battleship's job here
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>>44978614
Surprised as Yamato was drawn with underwhelming curves+pad jokes (which most fanartist ignore thankfully) while Musashi was much different.

>>44978614
Well I suspect he's KC go to guy for eye-catching or was, not sure how well his Yamato class designs went over.
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>>44978581
That's our secret. We're always rioting.
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>>44978609
>more

http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Amatsukaze/Gallery
It's a semitransparent, skirtless, with kneesocks and garters that literally go all the way up (you can trace the lines under the clothes!). It's lewd as fuck just like Shimakaze.
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>>44978566
We're cool with you though.
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>>44978654
Well, Japan can add Missouri first for the lulz.
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>>44978492
You know what I would like to know, aside from all the "Leveling Effect" stuff, is details about the shipgirls/abyssal life functions. Where does their ammo come from? Where do their planes come from? Can they get sick (with human illnesses)? We've seen them eat food, what happens if they drink oil? How effective would rebuilding/modernizing a shipgirl be? Can they reproduce? Can parts from one shipgirl be used to fix another (this might be of interest to Naka) like transplants in humans? And then the psychological and social aspects: what happens if a shipgirl comes back and she doesn't want to fight? Can the military force them to serve? What if a shipgirl decides she wants to marry a human?
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>>44978672
But it's lewd as fuck without being stripperiffic. That's god-tier taste son.
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>>44978674
Aw.
I should shitpost more, then!
And sorry I haven't been posting ships, I'm kinda out of it today, hahaha!
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>>44978679
The Iowas and the Yamatos fighting side by side would be great.
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>>44978685
>Where does their ammo come from? Where do their planes come from?
Pretty sure it's been stated in-quest that shipgirls replenish their ammo by, well, eating and drinking. I'd assume planes come back the same way, perhaps?
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>>44978659
Shaddup, I do what I want!
>>44978660
>Surprised as Yamato was drawn with underwhelming curves+pad jokes (which most fanartist ignore thankfully) while Musashi was much different.
But Yamato padding her bra opens up so many potential avenues for funny plot developments!
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>>44978547
Didn't they unlock SB? You should be able to lurk with no account.

Also I updated the index fuck you and your weird namedropping I already get random asian people joining BL just to PM me I don't need fucking 4chan mentioning me in unrelated threads

>>44978594
Bitch one time and you're salty forever.
It's ok it's true.
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>>44978715
You do realize the significance of having Missouri as the first official US shipgirl, right?
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>>44978492
I think the inclement weather thing might just be an abyssal ability, like Naka's singing. Only it comes standard.
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>>44978672
I'm comparing her to Shimakaze, "wearing more clothes" than her isn't much of a feat.

>>44978732
Pad jokes have stopped being funny years before KC was even a thing. Just mention Sakuya pad jokes to a bunch of touhou fans and count how many get pissed.
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>>44978715
>The Iowas and the Yamatos fighting side by side would be great.
Wouldn't they anyways?
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>>44978696
It's literally easier access than Shimakaze!
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>>44978685
>parts from one shipgirl be used to fix another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS78FJiL5l8
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>>44978741
Oh fuck me this is why you don't randomly fucking post shit at midnight

Sorry for thinking you weren't from a delicious bowl of soup man
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>>44978756
>Just mention Sakuya pad jokes to a bunch of touhou fans and count how many get pissed.
That's more because jesus fuck the newfags won't shut up about stale memes.
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>>44978742
Oh. Yes, that has... implications.
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>>44978696
Classy lewd best lewd.
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>>44978679
here's the thing though, the last world of the game has the player's fleet going across the Pacific.
What lies on the other side of the Pacific? Pearl. Harbor.
Who's moored at Pearl overwatching Arizona's memorial? Who was the treaty signed on?
Yeah. There's a pretty good chance it /will/ be Mo.
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>>44978768
yet to the on looker, one would say Shima's more stripperish.
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>>44978660
I assume he just missed the mark the first time. Later promo art has him drawing Yamato just as stacked as Musashi.

I hadn't thought of that but you're right, he's got an eye for achieving meme-tier outfits, they probably ask him to do at least some of those on purpose.
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>>44978782
>becomes a split personality, like Ocelot with Liquid's hand
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>>44978672
Shit, I never noticed her outfit was translucent.
This only makes me like her more.
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>>44978756
>Pad jokes have stopped being funny years before KC was even a thing. Just mention Sakuya pad jokes to a bunch of touhou fans and count how many get pissed.
I thought it's a comparison to her lackluster war record. She's kinda sucky at the whole battleship thing, so she pads herself out so she doesn't feel so inferior.
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>>44978742
Yes, the Japanese surrender was signed aboard her.
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>>44978742
I know shit about USA history. What's the significance?
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>>44978807
Nah, it'll be Wisconsin just for the "what" reaction.
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>>44978865
Mo's where the surrender was signed.
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>>44978865
MacArthur made the Japanese sign the Act of Surrender on her deck.
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>>44978800
>>44978807
Missouri's significance is definitely not lost on a lot of people.

>>44978865
Read >>44978856

>>44978872
Poor Montana, not as big as her other sisters.
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So how's that riot going, eh?
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>>44978872
Wisky gets forgotten too often, despite being one of the Iowas to blow the fuck out of Iraq during Desert Storm.
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>>44978854
yeah, for calling Bentus a twat
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new thread when?
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>>44978929
Soon(tm).
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>>44978917
She's also was surrendered to via drone. That's kinda cool. And IIRC, she was the Iowa that first tested the "barn door" method of stopping within her own length from flank.
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>>44978917
Wisky drinks too much
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>>44978929
never
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>>44978880
>>44978897
>>44978901
Alright, thanks. That covers the 'what happened'.

This next one is me being absolutely retarded (Also probably because zero to negative national pride): Why is it significant for Kancolle to use the ship that Japan signed surrender on?
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>>44978929
>>44978945

Unless Planefag passed out, of course.

Which seems quite possible at this point.
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>>44978950
It fucked up her rudder though, didn't it?
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>>44978929
Wednesday
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>>44978969
I can't post reaction images anymore so I'll just tell you that you need to read a fucking book.
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>>44978950
>Jamal, what is that you are of seeings?
>It's a plan--oh by the prophet's name it's a drone
>Ahmed, get the white flags, i am of not wanting to be shot with volkswagen shells
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where is the fabled third thread?
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>>44978969
To clarify: It'll obviously piss people off. But, like, would people see it as an insult or what? I assume it'd be japan side that'd be mad but I can't really tell here. Americans get weird about WW2.
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>>44978986
It did. They eventually kinda, sorta fixed it, though, but she kept having rudder issues her sisters didn't. I wonder why.
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>>44978969
Because it's a game made by japanese people about 'what if the IJN was cute girls who won battles'.
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