The future...The polar ice caps have melted, flooding the entire planet.
[drums and woodwind instruments]
My world... is water.
Water covers the entire world. What few people manage to survive do so by clinging to scraps, or by raiding the ones trying to survive on their own.
There is no hope for the human race.
It is a very grim and serious situation.
>>45122931better drink your own piss.
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45123030Wave flags at them and try to convince them there's too many sharks around to fight!
>>45123030Pull the lever that activates emergency wavemaker to throw them off their boards.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45123030>>45123120forgot roll
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45123030prep a spear, and start screaming at them. Convince them you are bigger than you really are.
"Hey! You can't surf here! This place is restricted!"
>>45122867>water log.jpg>watering down the plot.jpg>running dry.jpgMy sides have been lost at sea.
"MRUUUUGH!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>45123484Awww, hell naw!Kick him off into one of his buddies!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45123518Use our disarmament techniques we learnt back when we were in the Coast Guard, before the end of the world.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45123537Replying to my suggestion for...>>45123518
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>45123518throw the bastard into his buddy
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45123518Turn boat around quickly, throwing him onto his buddies,
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45123518>squeal "I love you LQ" from audience area
FWISH"-mruugh?""Next time, remember this rule-"
" 'Stay off my boat!' "
SPLASH[animal roaring sounds]
That was close. I got lucky...>Scavenge the mutants>Fish for food>Look for other people>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>45122867Nice use of the scavenger outfit from the Rey's Popsicle set.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45124286>Scavenge the mutantsThe mutants ARE food
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>45124286>Scavenge the mutants
>>45124286Ride the waves away from the blood and sharks.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45124286Fish for things that aren't sharks that are attracted to the food!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45124385Forgot my roll
I don't like to eat the flesh of these things if I can help it...
SPLUT...but meat is meat.
That surfboard looks like it's in good condition. It will be very useful-
- or maybe not."Yaaah!"
I leave the sharks and the remains of the mutants behind. Nothing useful has survived their frenzy.Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45125271Try to break our top speed record!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>45125271Sail towards the Reef.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45125188Awww, I liked this board>>45125271Check out near settlement/trade ship for spices!
Now that my next meal is taken care of, I should test out the secret I've been working on.My biatamaran has a few surprises hidden inside it, just in case. This one is for if I need to go a little faster-CHKLUNK
[cloth unfurling sound][cord straining]"Yaaaaah!"
"YAAAA- Need to... slow down! Can't... quite reach-"
Better not leave that behind.
As I haul the remains of the mutant back aboard my biatamaran, something catches my eye as it swells into view over the horizon.
"A trader-"Here on the water, there is no law, but people still trade with each other. Still, you never know what you might be walking into...Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45127272Sail up to them, and see if they want to trade.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45127272Hey maybe he's carrying something interesting.Let's trade.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45127272Prepare hidden weapon just in case
>>45127272Make new friends.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45127455Whoops forgot my dice.
>>45127272They might actually have real food!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45127272Trade entertainment for free stuff! Entertain the trader with a rousing rendition of that Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum song.
>>45127272Strike fear into the merchant's heart with the dead corpse. And take what you wish.
>>45127587Fuck forgot to roll
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>45127608>>45127587FUCK did it wrong.
"Ahoy! Is anyone there?"[waves, silence][metal clanking noise]
"Ahoy! Welcome! Welcome!"
"I saw your flag. You do trade?""Yes, yes! We do trade! How about that madoplant? Give you a good deal for it! How about this bottle? Real clearglass! Lots of shiny, lots of-"
[muffled thumping noises]
"Who else is on your boat?"
>>45128112Oh man, a real clearglass bottle sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
"What? Nobody else, just me! Come on, you say you want to do trade, we do trade!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45128242Throw knife now, ask questions later.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45128242Ask about the frying pan, inspect it, then smash his smug yellow face in with it.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>45128242Jump over to the other boat and knock him out!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45128242use the corpse that used to be dinner to distract then stab the asshole.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45128242Prepare to eat the cargo, with SHARP TEETH
>>45122713So many BASEPLATES!!!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45128242Can't trust anyone that wears just one pants leg. Distract him with the dinnermutantcorpse, then stab him in the throat.
"We do trade. But the madoplant's not for sale."
"How about I trade you my knife."
"Your knife? What do you get?"
[silence][boat creaking noises]Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45128786Investigate, while taking what you can use. Such as frying pan.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45128786pick up knife, investigate thumping noises
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45128786Secure his body so it doesn't fall off the boat while we search it for anything suspicious.
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45128786Open the door. RELEASE THE KRAKEN hiding within. or whatever else is in there.
>>45128854I bet it's an over-exuberant idiot dog wagging its tail happily against the side of the cabin where it was stowed so as not to rock the boat during sensitive trade discussions.
>>45128944hey, free dog.
>>45128944Awesome, we don't need to eat mutant surfer things!
"Now, let's see what's in here-"[rusty hinge squeaks]
"Get away from me!""Wh- ufff!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45129254Disarm the bitch, do some gunpoint talk
>>45129254Dazzle her with the mullet.
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>45129254Shout "Don't kill yourself, I love you!" to throw her off guard so we can get the gun she's got pointed at herself away from her safely.
(be right back 5 minutes)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>45129254Pull the trigger.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45129254Sink teeth into non mutant flesh, collect scalp.
"What are you, crazy?""Let go-""Give me that!""Uff-"
"Please! Don't hit me!""Hit you- don't you know what this is?""Some kind of stick-"
"Oh! Poppa Sammy! He- he's dead! Did-""I killed him."
>>45129721Uh oh.That's a screw-up.
"Was he-""I'm glad he's dead.""Who was he?""He bought me from some Flamers. He had been keeping me locked up in there. I got loose right before you- before you killed him."
>>45129776Red flame flamers or blue flame flamers?
"Flamers? How many days ago?""I don't know... maybe two-"
"Hey! Where are you going?"
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing? What's the matter?""Flamers never trade when they can take.""You think they followed Poppa Sammy?""I don't know."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45130029Grab the golden crowbar and other immediately useful loot, then set the trader barge on fire. The smoke should attract anyone nearby while we can head in the other direction.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45130029Grab loot, find rope to secure loot, ourselves and the girl to our boat and HIGH TAIL OUTTA THERE
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45130029Loot the trader ship and get the hell out of here.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>45130029Poppa Sammy had an awfully nice ship, big and looks quite tough. Take the useful loot off my boat and sail off with his. I doubt those suckers will catch up with us.
"Where are you from?""A float called Bufflo.""Is it big?""I don't-""How many people?""Fifty. Sixty. A lot."
"Where is it?""A few weeks west of here.""You know where it is?""Yes."
"What are you going to do?""Not sure. My biatamaran isn't as big as Poppa Sammy's boat, but it's a lot faster. If I'm taking you aboard, I could probably take this... and two other things..."What will you take from Poppa Sammy's boat?
>>45130328Binoculars, Gas can
>>45130328The binos and the trophy.
>>45130328Binoculars and Clearglass Jar.
>>45130350Correction: if there's fuel in the gas can then take it. If it's empty, then take the gun
>>45130328The gun, and the sextant for navigation.
>>45130328Binoculars and gun
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45130328The gun and the parasol for sure. And any potable water. The pots and pans are heavy, and we probably already have tools. We really need mullet cream though.
>>45130328The Sextant and the gun.
"Are you sure that's really a gun?""Yes.""I didn't know they got that big.""They used to get to be all different sizes."
"Do you know how to use it?""I've seen them used before."Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>45130451Hopefully it's loaded
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45130451
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45130451
"When I pull this lever, there might be a loud bang.""I know how guns work.""Here goes-"
"I don't know why it doesn't work. I checked to make sure it had enough bolts to shoot.""It's probably broken.""You might be r-"
"Aaaah! My hears! What did you do?!""Seems like it works after all.""I can see that-"
"I see something else. Looks like you're not the only one who heard that shoot.""What? Who is it?"
[distant engine noises][shouting]"Flamers!"
"Oh, no- what are we going to do?""What do you think - hmm, nice sextant - we're going to do?"
"Run!"[drums and woodwind instruments intensify]
>>45127272we Wind Waker now!
>>45130949next week same lego time same lego chan?
Wow! I thought that I would have fun running this game, but this was really a blast! I hope everybody else is having fun so far. I need to pass out for a few hours, but I should be free all day tomorrow so we can start back up in about eight hours.
>>45131007See you tomorrow LQ.
>>45131007It was fun! Not sure what the MC's objective is in the game, but I do like MadMax-on-the-waves
>>45131027There was a big budget, critically panned movie in the 1990s called Water World. It was basically Mad Max + water
I never thought I'd see a Waterworld quest, but I love how it's turned out so far! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKM3CWlgB8A
>>45130793I'm just glad we didn't shoot our own sail with that one.
Lego Quest, I love you.
>>45122763On an unrelated note, I see you got the Ultimate warrior minifig. Cool stuff.
Oh man, LegoQuest has done Mad Max and now he's doing Waterworld.Can't wait for the cross over when our hero makes it to dry land and finds out it's the desert of The Wanderer.
I'm glad people are enjoying this!I want to put something together real quick and then we can start back up.
"They're gaining on us!"
"I could go faster if we didn't have so much weight.""What about the dead Surf Mutant?""That's my lunch."
[angry yelling voices]
"What do I do?!""Whatever you do, do it quick!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever she does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45136374throw mutant overboard, if we need to we can kill and eat the girl.
>>45136374Also what do we have aboard our ship in terms of inventory?
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45136374>>45136405Yeah, throw the mutant corpse at the pursuers.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45136374summon some sharktits
This is cool and all, but I can't wait to get back to the Man with Red PantsAlso LQ, collect Lego Quest into a paperback version and make tons of money
"Throw the corpse in the water.""But you said-""Just do it."
"I missed!""That's alright."[angry yelling]
"What now?!?""Now we wait.""Wait for what?"[roaring noise]"That."
[screaming][roaring continues]Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45136982Enjoy the show.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45136982Wait for it to finish then befriend the sea monster.
>>45136982Seriously OP what do we got on the boat to work with?
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45137044Rollin for monster taming
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45136982Steal a weapon from one of the distracted Flamers
"They're scattering... but the monster is following us now!"
"Look out!"What will you do?>Shoot at him with the gun>Swing the crowbar at him>Throw something at him>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45137479>Throw girl at him, sail away
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45137479Throw girl into the beast's maw
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45137479I'd say try to grab that one guy on the boat nearby and throw it at the monster but that would be too crazy, wouldn't it?Just shoot at it
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45137479Shoot the flamer's jet ski so that it does a hella cool explosion in the monster's face.
>>45137494>>45137519You guys are monsters.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45137479Play dead and he'll leave you alone, like with bears
>>45137570thats why we know what to do with the monster
>>45137571he ate the half dead guy though
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>45137479He's clearly just affectionate!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45137569rolling for this
"Looks like there's only one way I'm getting out of this.""What do you-"
"I need to lose some weight.""No, wait-"
>>45137761>Telling a woman she weighs too much
This boat's only big enough for one anyway.
[angry yelling]"I thought I got rid of you-"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45138169Shoot his gas tank
"Gonna fillet you, meat! Gonna carve you up and take your boat back to the Tank-"
>>45138559Please just be a skeleton left behind on the controls of the jetski.
Shouldn't have got in my way.
[boat creaking noises]
Not a bad day's collection.The gun is temperamental, and there aren't many bolts left for it. As for the rest of this...Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45139155
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>45139155
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45139155
This sextant is rusted more than I realized. Maybe I should have taken that clearglass instead.
At least the binoculars work-
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45139870Go the other way.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45139870Investigate it!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45139870That thing looks a bit too crowded for my tastes.Live and let live should be a good policy here.The girl mentioned a large float. Go there instead!
>>45139993Man, I just know she's going to come bite us in the ass sooner or later, I didn't hear nor see any CHOMP
"Maybe they didn't see me..."
"They saw me!"
[boat creaking sounds]
"There's no trace of the boat, commander!""A boat can't just disappear!""Maybe it sank-"
>>45140621we submarine now?
"It's got to be around here somewhere. The Rev wants us to find it, understand?""Yes, commander!"What will you do?>Sneak aboard>Stay hidden>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>45140711>Sneak aboard
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>45140711>>45140752sneak
>>45140621Oh he is in the background and I already love this bad guy.
"Did you hear?""Yeah, commander says we're gonna light that float."
Do we have gills? Kevin Costner had gills.
"Those Floaters have been living soft for too long. Can't wait to light 'em up."=====Equipment check:* One knifeRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45141238Nothing yet, continue to sneak about undetected
"Hey! Who the sludge are you?"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45141391Ask him what gives him the right to ask that question to someone of our importance.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45141391The Ghost of the Ancient Mariner!Disturb us not, lest ye be cursed!
>>45122713Legoquest never ceases to impress, and I don't particularly like quests.
"Hey! That's the marinefarer who wrecked our skeez!"
Rolled 10 (1d12)"Get him!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45141739Climb up onto the level above.
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45141739Kick the guy running towards us overboard!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>45141739Knock them out with chains
>>45141767Rolling for this
"Look out-""He's going up the stilt-"
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45142099Whoops.
"I got him!"
"Let go of me-""Ayiiiii-!""Get him! Pull him down!"
Rolled 3 (1d12)[animal screaming]Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>45142515Find something to bash 'im on da head wif
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>45142515Slam his head against the padlock, then if it breaks hide inside!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>45142515Move out of the way at the last moment and watch him tumble off
"I need to borrow your mask."[questioning grunt]
"Give me that-"
SBLAGK[shrieking abruptly stops]
>>45143211Woah, they employ mutants? Freaky!
[ocean noises][ship creaking]
"There he is!""Get him!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45143438throw the helmet at them, causing them all to topple down the stairs
(15 minute break while I go get a candy bar)
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>45143438See if there's anything handy in the building
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>45143438Get inside, hide our distinctive mullet behind the welding mask, and pretend we're confused crew!
"Don't let him get away-"
SLAM[muffled yelling][banging noises]
"Surprise, sludge!"WHANGK"Aaaugh-!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>45144253Faint and get captured. Who said we should always win?
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>45144253Punch him!>>45144291We should always try!
[chains clanking]"Awake yet?"
"You!""Thanks for leaving me behind, sludge.""I look out for myself.""You're doing a good job of it."
"Sounds like you put up a fight. The Flamers are angry.""Then why didn't they just kill me?""Don't you know?"
>>45145081Well shit.Win her over with that smooth Kevin costner charm and mullet.
"They're going to feed you to the cretoxyrhina."
I was going to keep going, but we're almost at the image limit, so I figured I should end it here. I hope everyone else had a lot of fun, because I sure did!If you liked this and want more, most previous episodes are archived on suptg along with all the images:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20QuestThe official Lego Quest Wiki will soon have information on the marinefarer:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_WikiAnd if you follow me on Twitter you will get tweeted when a new episode starts or resumes:@EndmanOfFUturon
>>45145345>prison cell can barely fit in the boatYou need bigger boat!Thanks for running.
I showed this off on /toy/ but this is the first time it's appeared in a game since I got it. I've wanted this giant boat hull for a while, so I finally got it for Christmas. It's longer than two baseplates, and actually floats on water. Yes I thought about shooting this episode in the bathtub
>>45145345Nice job LQ.
>>45145426>that spoilerYou're a madman!
As has been pointed out, this game is a loving homage to one of my favorite sci-fi movies, Waterworld. Kevin Costner has his trimaran, so our friend has his biatamaran.
thanks for running this!We ever going to see Cassiopeia again?
Back view of the biatamaran
Among the junk on Poppa Sammy's boat was this mystery canister. What was in it? Fire extinguishing foam? Seltzer water? Fire? I guess we'll never know!
There was another container on the far side that might have had something in it as well.Easter egg time: the trophy is from the CMF pro wrestler minifig that our protagonist gets his sweet mullet from.
Closeup of the steering mechanism
>>45145696Really like the biatamaran design. That underfloat thing is pretty cool!>>45145733This hunk'o'junk's not bad either.
>>45136982It took a long time to get going again today because I had builder's block with this whopper. I hadn't planned on running this game for another few weeks because I didn't expect to be able to find the pro wrestler and his mullet, but after I found it on Friday I had to run it right away. I felt like the game deserved a giant fishmonster, but I couldn't figure out how to put it together for the longest time. Pretty happy with how it turned out in the end, even if I did take too long putting it together.
>>45145911I liked it, but we didn't get much of a good view of it. Must have been tough to get it half underwater.Is that one made using the mixels parts? Do the /toy/ crowd like those sets? I find they've got tons of useful connectors and slope-y bits
>>45136601...Actually, that's be pretty hard to pull off with Lego...>>45139870IT'S THE BBB!!!>>45145413>You need bigger boat!IT'S THE BIGGEST HULL THEY'VE EVER MADE!!!
>>45145676>We ever going to see Cassiopeia again?Definitely! I have big plans for everybody, but I don't have enough free time to do all the things I want, and new ideas keep crowding in. In fact, I was putting together some minifigs for her next appearance the other night.
>>45146052There is also ship with separate parts, so you can make it any length. It's a bit narrower, though.
>>45145413Yes, as >>45146052 said, this is the largest hull that Lego has ever made. It was only available in a single set, 2007's City Harbor. >>45146842That would be neat for a supertanker, but I wanted a ship with a single-piece hull. If I happen to stumble into a bunch of cash, I might consider getting a bunch of those. I'd have to build a bigger stage, as the blue boat is already pushing past the edges of the frame whenever I shoot it.
>>45146299Your OC minifigs are the best part (for me.)
>>45145972>Do the /toy/ crowd like those sets?Absolutely. They're everyone's first recommendation to anyone looking to get into the Lego hobby, or anyone itching to build mechs.