You are SAMANTHA SMITH, a pudgy teenage girl that spent a little bit too much time having snacks and playing videogames. You went to fat camp in order to re-invent yourself and your image, planning to be fit, or at least lose a good amount of weight, by the end of summer. Of course all of this is in your past. You see there was this whole accident where you fell from a cliff and cracked your head open, ending your life prematurely. Kinda sucked. But it’s not all bad, after all, it turned out you were given a second chance at life, this time in some kind of odd, fantasy world, where you are a Harpy. This morning, you and your sister have gotten into quite a bit of trouble, during your first attempts at flight, your sister found out she didn’t really know how to land and she wound up on the forest floor. You followed her out of the nest in an attempt to help, and after some words of encouragement you managed to get her back on the wing and back into the nest. However, not soon enough for your parents to not notice that you were missing. With your return, it seems that your mother has become a bit cross with the two of you. Which is odd. Your mother has always been a worry wort in the few days you’ve come to know her, but she’s never been cross with you, always kind and loving, you even saw her tear up the first time she thought she had lost you and your twin. So now you sit in the main room of the nest, sitting on straw and twig, your twin sister at your side. You think back into your past life, you’ve been yelled at before, plenty of times, scolded for things both little and big, you try to recall the last fight you had before you left for fat camp, something trivial you recall, not putting away some dirty laundry before you were set to leave. Your feathers droop to your side and you frown, for that to have been the last argument you had in your old life. 1/2
>>45501775The wind rustles through your golden locks, causing your attentions to be brought back to the current predicament, in the other room your father talks with your mother, they had Ciel watch over no-longer-Eggy while the two of them chat, and you can actually tell they are chatting and not using it as an excuse to get busy by the fact you can hear mom ranting about something and your father giving measured and sincere replies. Its about you and your sister isn’t it? Oh, the two of you are in such big trouble. You glance over to your twin, who is likewise looking back at you, she looks afraid, but you’ve dealt with this sort of stuff before, you can deal with some minor scolding, right?>Hell Yeah, you can. Face that Music>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be ok>Nope! You can’t even, you and your sister are flying the nest.>Write in
Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!I'm your host BurningSigil. Twitter: https://twitter.com/BurningSigilNEW!!! Character Sheets: http://pastebin.com/u/BurningSigil Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+HarpyDice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.There will be roughly 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.Sorry for the mini-hiatus, college, family, and life in general just keep popping up.
>>45501781>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be okTo mom>It was my idea! I pressured sis to try flying with me.Take the hit for our LITTLE sis.
>>45501781>Hell Yeah, you can. Face that Music>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be ok
>>45501781>>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be okTake the blame
>>45501781>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be ok>Hell Yeah, you can. Face that Music>Be proud that it was your idea
>>45501781>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be okthen>Hell Yeah, you can. Face that Music
>>45501781>Hell Yeah, you can. Face that Music>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be okSupporting the "It was our idea" line of thinking.Also holy shit that's an awesome new pic, Sigil.
>>45501775You drew that? Holy shit Sigil!
>>45501775>You are Samantha SmithKeep us guessing on whether we're Mii or Mai, eh?
>>45501781>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be ok
>>45501903We're obviously Mii, So we can go>I'm MiiOur mother then goes>Oh my!Then we go>That's herAnd point at our sis.
>>45501781>>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everything will be ok
Ooh, charsheet info!>we only gained three levels from murdalizing the snake>we have two unknown abilities>we speak the southern dialect of the former Human Empire's language>sis is eternal party memberSo if we speak the southern dialect, we're presumably in the south of the continent; are we anywhere near the imperial remnant city?
>>45502021Will we be an elegant Southern belle?
>>45502021>are we anywhere near the imperial remnant city?If you're talking about the one from Spider quest, Remember that not everything in each quest world is the same.>>45502048>Will we be an elegant Southern belle?Fuck no!
>>45502048>Will we be an elegant Southern belle?Sure let's ignore all of our characterization so far and go with that! No are you fucking stupid?
>>45501781Looks like we are comforting our sister, facing the music and if Mom asks whose idea it was we say it was us. WRITING>>45501855>>45501892Artist donated it to me, on the requisite that they remain anon. >>45502021Like the info?
>>45501962But our twin has to do exactly the same thing!
>>4550178>>Comfort and Reassure your twin that everythingTime to step up as the big sister.
>>45502215>Like the info?YEEEEEEES.Now you just need to do one for Sis. And Ciel. And Eggy, and Ariel and Steven and Steven's friends and BitchAunt and...
>>45502021>>sis is eternal party memberYISS
>>45502021> Special Abilities:>?????? ?????>???????? ?? ??? ????? ???????Second one is "Blessing of the Harpy Goddess" or something along those lines.
>>45502513It could be a weird phrasing on something unrelated deliberately to throw people off into thinking it's a divine blessing.
>>45502559It's a special ability, which is where REQM listed Lyra's blessings before he moved them to their own section. The most common pairing 2-3 letter word pairing is "of the". Paired with the previous eight-letter word, it's most likely "Blessing of the", and the seven-letter word at the end matches "goddess" or "demigod". The five letter word in the middle is the biggest unknown; I just used Harpy as a placeholder.But, yeah, it COULD be something different.
>>45502794It's pretty likely based on logic, but if Sigil is anything like me, he'd take advantage of that logic to make something that looks like a Blessing but is in actuality something completely different, either by making a weird name for the power or just making the question marks not matter, so that it's an actual surprise instead of something that's guessed within thirty minutes.Sigil isn't REQM.
>>45502416> sisEggcelent twin, despite trying to poach big sister status. >And Ciel. Was in a hurry to hatch, scrambled her way to oldest sister. >And EggyTook an ireggularly long time to hatch. Benedi-laying his/her big debut.
>>45503002Now I want breakfast
>>45502908I'm aware he's not REQM, but their charsheet formatting is incredibly similar.It could certainly just be weirdly named, but why would he bother going through the effort of making a weird and probably clunky name? If the question marks don't matter, then why bother making it look like they do?I don't think Sigil's so obsessed with ensuring that our abilities remain secret (nor enough of a pedantic asshole) to do so.
>>45503037>If the question marks don't matter, then why bother making it look like they do?Because getting something you didn't expect can be fun.
>>45503100Yes, but when it comes at the expense of something you DID expect, it's usually called a shitty christmas gift
>>45503134Depends on whether the thing you expect is the thing you want or not.
>>45503100Then why didn't he just put single question marks?That way we'd have no chance of guessing it.
>>45501781You go to stand up, your twin sister needs reassurance that everything is going to be alright, you stumble a little on the twigs beneath your feet, and need to beat your wings twice in order to catch your footing. Then you walk your ways over to your twin, talons lowering and dropping on the nest floor before you plop down beside her, stretching your wing around her shoulder in a half hug. “Hey, Hey, everything is gonna be all right.” “No, its not sis, Mom is mad, she’s never mad and,” “Sister, Mom isn’t mad, she was just worried is all, look, if she was mad would she have given us names? She is proud, but she is just worried is all. You saw what it was like when we went with Dad yesterday.”Your sister’s eyes open up a bit in recognition, she nods along with your words apparently remembering the how much you needed to plead with your mother to tag along on your father’s errand. You pull her a bit closer, closing your wing around her.“Sister, just let me do the explaining I promise, everything will be fine.”“Ok, Sis.”Your sister still seems a bit wary about the events to come, but it seems that you have given her some peace of mind, which is good, because your mother has just come back in the room and…She actually doesn’t have on the same expression as before, this one seeming more tired than upset or frustrated, whatever Dad must have discussed with her. She walks up over to the two of you, towering over you like when you were freshly hatch. She glances between the two of you nestled together. And that’s when you open your mouth.1/2
>>45503169Because that way you'd guess the likely and obvious thing once and be satisfied with that instead of theorizing and potentially calling it.
>>45503169Then we wouldn't TRY to guess, and guessing is fun!
>>45503182“Blame everything on me.” You say aloud as your mother spreads her wings and pulls you close to her chest, the familiar warm and soft feeling of a feathered comforter encircling you as it has many times before. “My darling twins… I was so worried. So… so worried…” She says with a shuddering sigh. It seems that your plunge and subsequent flight took a lot out of your mother. You feel a light kiss atop your head, and hear a similar peck from beside you in short order. Your mother gives a tug, pressing you in closer before releasing the two of you. “But now we need to talk.”Your mother suddenly seems very serious, looking between the two of you with a firm expression, and the words that come out of her mouth next shake you a bit.“What do the both of you remember?”>Silence, shocked silence>Spill Everything, even from before you died>Say everything from when you were born to now>Write in
>>45503199>>Say everything from when you were born to now
>>45503199>Spill Everything, even from before you died
>>45503199>Say everything from when you were born to now
>>45503199>>Silence, shocked silence
>>45503199>Silence, shocked silenceI don't know what to choose.
>>45503199> Write in"Mama, are you sure you want to hear it all? I mean, the stuff from before? Because I don't know what will happen if I tell you."
>>45503199>Say everything from when you were born to nowI kinda want to ask what she means before giving a definite answer.
>>45503199Oooh boy>Spill Everything, even from before you died
>>45503199Haha, here comes motormouth twin to talk nonstop for the next hour
>>45503199>>Say everything from when you were born to nowWell this is weird
>>45503199>Spill Everything, even from before you diedLet's throw out this little nugget of fun!
>>45503199>>Spill Everything, even from before you died
Man, I don't know what to vote without knowing if she's asking specifically about if we remember our past life or something completely different.
>>45503199> Say everything starting from this morning when we woke up.
>>45503401I chose to spill everything before and after, out of terror.
>>45503199>>Spill Everything, even from before you diedJust once I'd like a reincarnated mc to actually tell someone about it
>>45503401obviously, moms asking about the flight, but we're a motor-mouth so we could spill every thing
>>45503401See, I think she's just asking about our flight. The first flight might be like the item picking thing from before, when we walked past the trinkets and picked our twin instead.
>>45503199>Spill Everything, even from before you diedYeah, might want to do a FD on this one, Sigil.
>>45503199Calling here, Tallying and Writing.
>>45503199>>Say everything from when you were born to nowLe sigh
You got quite the turnout tonight, Sigil.
>>45503505Unless I miscounted, from born to now won
>>45503505There were at least 24 votes from at most 20 voters, just to warn you.
>>45503505Is... that... a Ho-Oh harpy? the wings seem similar...
>>45503505When do we get some sick goggles like that?
>>45503541I think I counted 19, actually. Or 20.
Well, By the tally, Birth to now won.But, as >>45503541 so keenly pointed out, the numbers don't add up. I have to many votes to not enough IPs. So, as punishment to the lot of you for being dishonest, we are doing Final Destination. I have a phone timer set.Put ONLY THE NUMBER and Link HERE.1 -Born2 -DiedONLY THE NUMBER.
And in come the new IPs...
>>45503719Hah, I just noticed. We jumped like, 4 or 5 ips. Holy shit you fags.
>>45503719Really can't trust anyone now a days can I?
>>45503719At this point we can just assume the winner is cheating.
>>455037353 to 4 actually
>>45503737Not much to do about it, unfortunately.
>>45503719>>45503735It's obvious it's being done with the 2's, so 1's take it.
>>45503737I'd just flip a coin or go with one that won the non-destination vote.
>>45503737This is what you get for thinking final destination is anything more than a placebo.
Time has been up. People made me lose faith in humanity yet again. I'll write something up, fuck selfish people.
>>45503798Ah well, it's just cheating. At least it's not a shitstorm.
>>45503824>it's just cheatingfag
>>45503840Have a free shrug, you twat smelling cock gobbler. >>45503833Human nature is a bitch
>>45503798As Sam starts to speak, suddenly, SNAKES! Or another appropriate distraction>>45503833Nope, not even close.
>>45503798Atleast it's not a pointless argument that goes on for several hundred posts.
>>45503798Dude you really can't get bent out of shape over people cheating at quests. You exacerbated the situation yourself by using final destination, which just makes it EASIER to samefag.
>>45503851What the fuck >>45503862>shades of hellborn quest
>>45503767Except there were exactly two new IPs one each side. You can spot this if you have 4chanX, since it displays which posts are which new IPs.
>>45503824>>45503833>>45503858I see you got the Banished playerbase, Sigil.Congrats on your soon to be perpetual misery.
>>45503833How can you say that?>>45503851See that? this is shit. Not 7 people voting for something out of 21 ips
>>45503798>>45503878Yo, Sigil.Don't count us out just yet.
>>45503719Just jumped on. Quit complaining.
>>45503905I was more irritated that, as >>45503741 and >>45503767 exemplified, it was gonna be used by the 1 voters to piss and moan about their loss.
>>45503941keep crying bitchboy
>>45503939Dude... Update before posting >>45503941Eh, people complain, let 'em
>>45503878>>45503878>>45503878Signal boosting this.
So who here actually believes that Mom'll believe US?
>>45503878Tbh, the 1's don't have to be samefagging, mostly because mre being here leaves one new IP that could have been a samefag.
>>45504031I don't, picked it for shits and giggles.
>>45504031I literally just rolled a d2 off-site to decide what I vote for because I'm indecisive.>>45504049The margin of loss was greater than one vote, and the fifth and sixth new IPs didn't come until after the FD ended.
>>45503970derp, what ever i live in GMT+2, going to sleep have fun every one
>>45504031I kinda hope she doesn't. Fucking with someone metaphysical conception of the universe seems a little cruel, especially coming from such a small birb.
>>45504085Gmt+1, could you please explain the secon part?
>>45504090No biggie, have a good one
It's been (sort of?) established that it happens enough to be uncommon knowledge, so it might not break mom.
>>45504057>>45504050Oh? So y'all think it'll be accepted as the rantings of a panicked chick, or perhaps that she'll take the position of the concerned parent of a chuni teenager?
>>45504146Given she herself is apparently only 16 or so, I doubt the latter.
>>45504146no idea, curious to see what sigil could come up with.
>>45504121IPs 24, 25, 26 and 27 were votes for 1, 1, 2 and 2, respectively. IPs 28 and 29 didn't come until after the FD had ended.I'm saying that the new IPs had no impact on the overall vote even if they were attempts at samefagging and not just drawing out the lurkers, which honestly seems more likely than IPfagging stopping at two faked votes each.
>>45504180Dad's been fiddling little harpy girls.
Here's hope Sigil didn't abandon us. Would be the second QM today
>>45504200>Mom>LittleYoung maybe, little kek no. Also she's always on top.
>>45504195>>45503798Please notice this Sigil.Don't punish us for some people's stupidity.
>>45504200According to his former party, he rescued her when she was a chick ~16 years ago.You have to remember that monsters mature faster, so she's been an adult for a while now.
>>45504220Second? Who's the first?
Oh hell I zone out for.. well actually quite a while. Either way hoping for two.
>>45504321I'm hoping for both at once, somehow, and also silence.
Hopefully Sigil's still monitoring the thread and noticed >>45504195 >>45503878Otherwise we might be in for a bad time.
>>45504372I don't think either option would be really bad (bar shitposting), just don't really want to try and bury the hook or hide things from our mom.
>>45503199Shit, did she just say what you think she just said? Ok, calm down, Sammy there is no possible way that your mother knows that you aren’t actually a baby Harpy and are a reborn human, so just tell her all the facts from up until this point, its really easy, all you need to do is tell her from the time you were in the egg, what it felt like, the warmth, the cramped confines, what it was like to hatch, and all the little baby adventures that you’ve had up until this very moment in time. You go to open your mouth, “I remember…”You stop before you even begin, your mother’s eyes upon you as she waits for your response with baited breath. But, wait, what if this is a common thing? Or what if it is important to tell her, you don’t want to bottle this up forever, it’ll drive you insane if you are the only person in the universe who knows you have all these memories of your time alive as a human on Earth. You need to tell somebody, and who else but your mother. Besides, what if the reason she is asking is cause she too is a reborn? Maybe everyone is!? Perhaps this is some strange afterlife and everyone is like this. Are you just holding it in.“I remember…” But wait, what if you are wrong? What if your mom and family think you are all crazy? What if you wind up in some kind of bird cage harpy asylum, with them thinking that you belong there because of your mad ramblings about another world? You can’t put yourself out there like that, but this may be the best chance. You have to take it!“I remember liv-“1/2
Has it been decided which name is ours? Or are we going to play up the twin angle?
>>45504409“I remember how to fly, and how to hunt, and all the words on the signs in town, and where to poke a goblin to make it drop in one blow, and what plants are poison, and what tastes really good on prey!” Your twin chirps up happily. You look over to her with a shocked and surprised expression on your face. Wait, goblin? We havn’t faced any goblins. And the only sign you could sorta read in town was Barley’s tavern sign, and even then you have no idea how. You look up to your mother who nods sagely and happily with the result. “Good my chickadee. And you were saying my little canary?” She turns to you once more for your answer.>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?>Uhhh… Nothing, you remember nothing!> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.>Write in Yeah, I noticed all the jabbering, but you know what, fuck it, I’m a glutton for punishment
>>45504427>>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?
>>45504427>Wait what? How does sis know about this stuff?>Maybe we just wing it?
>>45504427>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?
>>45504427>>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.
>>45504427>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.
>>45504427>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?Goblin? What a strange thing to remember.
>>45504427> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.
>>45504427>>Wait, what? How does sis know about this stuff?>> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.
>>45504427>> Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.Haha, Sis is direct reincarnation from within the world?
And here comes all the samefagging.
>>45504597Monsters having hereditary memories is normal. We don't due to not getting a soul wash.>>45504630Nah, that was the posts right after the vote started.
>>45504630you started it
>>45504597Animals like birds/fish etc. apparently sort of start with a genetic memory. Humans don't.
>>45504630>samefagging>when there's nowhere near as many votes as IPs>when the 2s won the previous vote even discounting the new IPs.Sure, buddy.
>>45504427>Be honest, say what you were going to about the past life.
>>45504427Calling Here and Writing. Looks like Dual is the way to go.
>>45504427>Yeah, I noticed all the jabbering>jabbering>Not saying a bird noise, like twitting or chirping
>>45504706Hopefully next time you run you won't get all these assholes.
>>45504427> Be honest...
>>45504753If by that you mean the one guy crying samefags as soon as dissenting votes show up, yes, I don't like that asshole either.
>>45504753>>45504777I just can't wait for the next RE:Monster.>OH EM GEE HARPY REVEALED THE PAST LIFE IT'S COMPLETELY RUINED NOW>>OH EM GEE HARPY REVEALED THE PAST LIFE WE HAVE TO HAVE LYRA DO IT TOO NOWShit's gonna be gold.
>>45504831This'll be like the first time a past life has actually come up in this stuff, hasn't it?
>>45504882Lyra had a conversation with a goddess about reincarnation stuffs.
I wonder what older-lil-sis was in her past life. Maybe she had been a harpy then too? >>45504882Lyra thinks about it on occasion, and it's come up at least once, but she hasn't talked about it with her family and friends. On the flip side, the MC from Snake was frequently thinking about her past life. Kobold changed things up a few times early on, I don't remember how that worked out.
>>45504427Wait, wait, hold it, how did your sister know all this stuff. You didn’t know all that stuff. Is she some kind of reincarnation too? That’s gotta be it right? Unless its not? But how else could she remember?“Hey! How do you know all that stuff Sister?” You blurt out, consumed by your sudden urge to know.Your sister shrugs her wings, the feathers looking like oversized hands as she gives an honest to good answer that she has no idea how she knows, what she knows. You know? Your mother however finds the exchange to be hilarious as she chuckles and tweets happily trying as best she can to stifle it behind a wing, you, wait she still can tweet? Ugh… this is making you confused, and it’s not even noon yet.“Oh, dearie, she just has a decently strong Genetic Memory, capable of remembering all sorts of skills from the lives of those before you. It’s a trait inherent in most of the non-human races, even animals have a weak genetic memory.” Your mother explains still trying to kill her own laughter at your outburst. “Now, Twehehehe~, what were you saying you remembered my little one?”Its now or never Sammy, maybe this is some kind of weird reaction with your genetic memory thing-a-maboble that your mother just mentioned, but you KNOW that you lived a past life as Samantha Smith, you open your mouth to begin.“I lived a past life as a human!” You cry aloud for all to hear, getting it all off your tiny birdy chest. At these words, your mother suddenly stops laughing. She tilts her head and looks at you with concern, in the still silence of the nest you can hear hurried shuffleing from the other rooms, the crunching of twigs and leaves as heavy footsteps hurry closer.1/3
>>45505388“My name is, was Samantha Smith, and I was a human girl, and I was heavy, and I lived in a city with my older brother, and my parents. We lived in an inn.” You stop your story, no, that’s not right, you lived in an apartment, “An inn… communal housing… a place where other families lived, but we lived there too…” You can’t say the word, why can’t you say the word? You shake your head, no, you need to keep saying your story. “I went to school, and had friends, and there were mean bitch girls, and I went on a big electric carriage…” There it is again, no, you want to say bus. Not electric carriage, what’s going on? You look up at your mother who seems rapt with interest, slightly shocked in fact, your sister looks on as well excitedly, but you are so frustrated, the words aren’t coming out right! You hear someone clear their throat from the doorway, “Ach, I see, so thas how it is, hrmmmm..?” Steven says from the entryway. You look up to your father, and it has become plain to see on your face that you hate how you can’t seem to tell them anything.2/3
>>45505388>Not saying Fat human
>>45505407“T-T-there were moving portraits that danced behind glass… and games that fit in your hand likewise…” you say, trying to describe television or videogames, anything from your past life…“Ach, issok sweethart, Dad’s here…” Your father says holding you. “Seems ‘er genetic memory tooka bit from tha ‘uman side of things. Got thoughts fromma Capt’l girl bouncing in ‘er ‘ed.” Your father states matter of factly as her gently strokes your feathers, No! He’s got it all wrong, you lived on Earth, not some strange fantasy… oh wow, that feels really good, right under the feathers… instinctively you begin to relax. “But Steven, darling, no Harpy has ever had Genetic Memory pass from a human, I don’t think any non-human has. This should be impossible, and for one to have such detail of,” Your mother seems to be both shocked, frightened, and excited all at the same time, while your twin seems to be excited by association.“An tha’s what ya said bout Jr. but ‘es off in tha otha room.” Your father says with a stern huff, his fingers still gently stroking the feathers at the joints of your wings.>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.>You can’t deal with this, just, be quiet, there’s no point.>Admit that you made it all up (Even if you didn’t)>Write in
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.I just want to see her break down rambling about magical communication and the stock market. Magical oil cannot melt metal buildings.
>>45505423>>You can’t deal with this, just, be quiet, there’s no point
>>45505423>>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.
>>45505423>>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.Flight on birds with wings of metal.
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.Please don't be a roll, please don't be a roll, please don't be a roll...
>>45505423>You can’t deal with this, just, be quiet, there’s no point. What a fucking shit show
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.In for a penny, I reckon.
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translateI'm thinking we mention that harpies and cyclopses and elves and dwarves and such were fictional.
>>45505423>No, they need to know the truth, you need to think of something that will translate.Could we draw out what we're trying to say, like a bus? And/or a map of Earth?
>>45505640>Wings>Drawing things clearly.m8 I don't want to alarm you but..
>>45505659>harpy feet with claws that can dig into dirt and shit or we can dip into ink and drag along parchment
>>45505423Calling and Writing for babbleing on about strange creations and fantastical tales.
>>45505790Preparing for the inevitable running away.
>>45505790As someone who voted for telling them, I don't actually have a problem with this.We knew it was a longshot that they might actually believe us the first time around, and this establishes a precident for later when we might be better able to demonstrate our knowledge....assuming you weren't being facetious here.
Is Dad acting kinda suspicious to anyone else?
>>45506032No not really.
>>45506032just a wee bit.
>>45506053I am mistaken, that's not suspicious, it's "My child is not a freak lalalalala"
And Sam becomes the unfortunate chuunibyou daughter in the eyes of the rest of the family. Those gently pitying eyes, so painful!
>>45506099>Harpy that can't hunt, fly, or fight properly.It's fine.. she's.. just a bit slow. Takes after the human side is all.
>>45506111>Harpy that can't hunt, fly, or fight properly.Except we've done all those things anon.
>>45506111>can't hunt fly or fight properlyWe just flew in the last thread and took out a goddamn snake when we were barely a day old.We can do all that shit.
>>45506111And you anon are a retard, We've done all those things already.
>we still don't know whether we're Mii or Mai
>>45506166It's the cliffhanger that keeps on giving!
>>45506166trust me the potential for humor is vast, just read all the comments for when we were named.
>>45506166Read anon comments from when we were named, there's some good humor, and potential for cute
>>45505423>"An tha’s what ya said bout Jr. but ‘es off in tha otha room.”What, male harpy's aren't common in this setting I take it?
>>45506275nope, there was a very in-depth discussion of how this could happen. it was amusing, and kind of educational.
I kinda hope our twin also remembers such things and just chose not to speak about it cause she thought it was weird. Us speaking up gives her the courage to come out with it as well.
>>45506346No thanks, Ours is a special thing anon, We were reincarnated from a different world.
>>45506346Well that's a thought.
>>45506346I don't think you understand how RE:Monster quests work anon.
>>45505423“No, you don’t understand.” You chirp out from your father’s arms, they don’t get it, you need to explain it better, but there are no words for what you want to say. “There was communication that was super fast and through the air, like light, and there were these boxes that shook and made noise to tell you, you had them, and if you and another person had one you could talk to eachother.” “Ach, come on swee’ daughta’ mine.” Your father says with a sigh and a shake of his head. “Ya kan tell us all bout tha picture glass an tha rumble boxes later.” He shushes you, you’re not a child! Well, you are in body but you are sixteen in mind! And even if its been fun to relax and enjoy everything like this but you can’t take the lies! Someone needs to know the truth!“No, its real, I swear and big, metal birds people climb in, and heat boxes that warmed food and cold boxes that kept meats and veggies from going bad all year round and, “ Your father is laughing.“Bahahahah, Sweet’e, ya use salt tah keep meats from goin bad, erey’one knows tha’ even the few people with chill box’s know ya kanne use ‘em all year round. No Ice stones, an no mage worth his hat’d waste coin keepin food from goin bad. Bahahahah!” He seems to find the idea of a refrigerator hilarious.You give up, there is no way you are getting through to your family, at least not today… you sigh and relax in your father’s arms, finally relenting, but you look over to the side and notice something, peeking around the corner is your older sister Ciel, who has been quiet and watching you the entire time. Great… just great. Now everyone in the family can think you are crazy or some kind of wierdo. You huff and settle in for the ride.1/2
>>45506395Your father brings you to the rest area, “Arright, now getta bit of res’ ya all worked up fer nuthin.” Your father says as he goes to take some of the downy fluff and feathers that surrounds you on the floor and pile them up into a makeshift bed and pillow, “Ya kann tell us all bout tha Magic boxes later mm’kay?” he leans down to give you a kiss on the forehead. You aren’t even tired… its like 10 A.M. You huff and nestle down into the down. >Grab a nap anyways>Stay awake sulking>Get fussy, this isn’t over yet!>Wait till Dad leaves then go explore >Write In
>>45506408>Stay awake sulking>Get fussy, this isn’t over yet!>>45506424Why the hell did you bump?
>>45506408>Wait till Dad leaves then go exploreWEE WILL SHOW THEM
>>45506384Except there hasn't been anything dictating how twins work with the whole reincarnation thing.
>>45506408>Grab a nap anyways
>>45506408>Wait till Dad leaves then go explore
>>45506408>Stay awake sulkingWe'll show them Some day.All shall fear the Techno -Harpy!
>>45506408>Wait till Dad leaves then go explore>>45506444It's one soul anon, Our soul.
>>45506444why would twins and reincarnation have any relation?
>>45506408>Tell your sister, she'll believe you! She has to!
>>45506408>Grab a nap anywaysMaybe call over older-lil-sis and nap together. She wanted to sleep in, and an early nap is the next best thing.
>>45506408>Wait till Dad leaves then go exploreWe will not be held down! We will not be oppressed!
>>45506408>Wait till Dad leaves then go explore Try to find something to draw with/on. If we can get an inkwell to dip our claws in, we might be able to draw what we were talking about.Hell, if we could write out English, the alphabet and a few words and phrases, and be able to consistently apply them to our drawings, that might convince them we aren't just making shit up or having spare memories from our past lives.
>>45506408>>Stay awake sulking
>>45506408>Grab a nap anyways>>45505408Fortunately we're not a fat harpy.
>>45506408>Get fussyATTICA! ATTICA!
>>45506408Nothing like a Harpy scorned. Lets burn some bridges people! Lets go wild! Tally Ho good Tweety!Writing
>>45506675Is that fucking real?
>>45506675...I can't tell if you're serious and still pissed about earlier or just being snarky or what.It's kinda worrying, man.
>>45506675We'll show them. We'll show them all! Tweeeet tweetweetweetweet! Err, I mean, Mwahahahaha!
>>45506675Time to fly
>>45506759Oh, alright, that's a relief.Y'had me worried for a second there.
>>45505274QM punked out like a bitch.
>>45506799Eh, I'm okay with that. I'm just glad she didn't end up being the reincarnation of someone (human, harpy, whatever) who died in a crash landing.
>>45506408With a huff you dip under the feathers and fluff, only your forehead and the tips of your wings sticking out of the floofy, soft pile of warmth and comfort, your father stands above you, having already given you your naptime forehead kiss. “Get sum’ rest sweet’art.” He says, in a tone that sounds almost a little strained, like he is worried about something, probably you, you probably came off as crazy to all of them. You head his boots crunch on the nest floor as he goes to walk out of the nursery/ children’s room. As you hear his steps fade out you slowly peer out of the floofy pile, like some kind of bird-shark, the music from jaws ticks on in your mind for a sec, causing you to laugh in spite of all the crazy shit going on. You climb back up to your feet, some of the pile clinging to your feathers, you shake and beat your wings to get the soft debris out and back onto the floor but there seems to be that one white fur tuft that just doesn’t want to come out. Never mind, it’s not important. What is important is that the family is going to think you’ve been put to sleep, which gives you the perfect opportunity to head out exploring, just like you do every day, and just like you plan to do every day, no matter what they say.But the question is, where?>Explore the Tree, the walls can’t stop you anymore.>Explore the Forest, don’t see the tree, see the woods!>Explore to the North! The rolling hills, and the mountains!>Explore to the South! Head to TreeBreak, or the farmlands around it.>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…>Write In
>>45506952>Explore the Tree, the walls can’t stop you anymore.Lets... lets just start out small.
>>45506952>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…Eavesdropping is a skill.
>>45506952>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…
>>45506952>>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…
>>45506952>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…Welp let's see how crazy they think we are.
>>45507003That's your opinion.
>>45506952>Explore the nest? You think you hear Mom talking…Baby bird-shark stalks familiar waters. Nesting. You get the idea.
>>45506952>Explore to the South! Head to TreeBreak, or the farmlands around it.Huge... tracts of land!
>>45507023DULLwe got wings nigga and were staying in the nest
>>45507046MOM IS TALKING. WE EASEDROP. THE WORLD WAITS.
>>45507046Well guess what, You're outvoted.
>>45507046ninja bird skillz
>>45507003Mom just talked about how scared she had been. If we immediately then and fly off without anyone knowing where we're going, she will hunt us down like a hungry bloodhound after a clumsy rabbit, and then chain us to the tree.
>>45506952Calling and Writing, probably my last one of the night.
>>45507256Love you too Anon
>>45507274We miss our birbs, man.
>>45501775Harpy is back? Is this truly my lucky day?
>>45507229SURPRISE DICE ROLL TIME I totally didn't forget. Roll me 1d100 Linked HERE as per instructions.
>>45502215Hey a hawk that does not look disappointed for once. It only has a "nigga are you serious" look.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>45507433
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>45507433
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>45507433
>>45507433Uh Best of five or three?
>>45507486It's been 3 in the past.
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>45507433
>>45507433If we had crit failed would we have misheard things that would break our tiny birdy heart?
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>45507433
>>45507557Can't computer this evening.
Is the newborn harpy boy a reborn one as well?
>>45506675What happened in that picture?
>>45507029That is adorable.Now I need images.
>>45507229How does that bird look so amused.
>>45507677domestication, and the bird is most likely either trying to mate or intimidate
>>45506952You think you hear your mother’s voice in another portion of the nest, you’ve done this once before, a quick little stealth mission out of one portion of the nest to another. You begin to creep out of the nursery, and through the nest proper, following the sound of your mother’s voice. The twigs beneath your talons always seem to come close to snapping but there never seems to be enough pressure for them to, you are indeed one stealthy little harpy, like a ninja in the night, but it is actually late morning and you are pretty sure Japan does not exist in this world, maybe there is some kind of strange equivalent with upright walking panda people, but that would be pretty stupid. You come, once more, to your parent’s room, they should really learn by now that this is one of the easiest rooms to eves drop on in the house. “Im not cut out for this Steven, I should have known better with them being our kids.”“Ach, honey the’ll by fine, ya coddlein ‘em too much, when I fanney ya getting attacked by them nastie gobbos ya we’ren much older than Ciel, ya ‘ad already flew tha coop.”“But that was because of my family Steven, you know that. And besides, that was a long time ago. Times change.”“Ach, It were but yesteryear, sixteen of em ta be precise, ya kannae treat ya kids any differen than you ya self were. I say we let ‘em live a bit, show them the life. Ifin they take to it then let ‘em. We kannae coddle them forever, you if anyone should know.”“Nnnngh… I know. But…”“Don’ make me say the line Darlin.”You hear a heavy huff, and a small whine from your mother.“F-Fine, But if anyone gets to take them it will be me. You already went with them to town. Its only fair I take them on their first hunt.”“Thas tha spirit honey.”You hear a slap and your mother yelp. “Steven!” there is another huff and your father bursts out into laughter.1/2
>>45507740Then there is a little pause, you listen closely but neither of your parents seems to be talking.“I do worry about Mii though… all that Genetic Memory, it must be a burden for my sweet littlest girl.”“Ya know what’ll help don’cha? Givin ‘er some real memories…”____________ Calling it here for tonight folks, not because I want to but because I have to. Hope you had a wonderful time and hope to see you all again next time. I'll be sticking around to chat as usual.
>>45507749but the question remainswhen is next time
>>45507740When did our dad turn into a Scotsman?
>>45507759I don't know but I can't understand half the shit he's saying.
>>45507749>“Ya know what’ll help don’cha? Givin ‘er some real memories…”Oh gods dad....Yup I say it's time to fly as faaaar away as possible.
>>45507749“I do worry about Mii though… all that Genetic Memory, it must be a burden for my sweet littlest girl.”“Ya know what’ll help don’cha? Givin ‘er some real memories…”Best mom, best dad.Hope you will come back BurningSigil. I enjoyed the threads.
>>45507749>“Ya know what’ll help don’cha? Givin ‘er some real memories…”LEWD
>>45507749>>45507787Which one are we again? Do we even know?
>>45507780Is this a pineapple salad?
>>45507803I think we might be Mii? But she was worried about goblins.. too.. so maybe we're Mai?
>>45507758Don't do this to me anon. I have exams next week.>>45507759>>45507779The more tired I get, the thicker his accent. I was really tired tonight.>>45507780I have no idea what you read into there.>>45507787Thanks for playing and the words of encouragement.>>45507816Pineapple what?
>>45507749>my sweet littlest girl.But we're the older twin, not the littlest one.
>>45507803We have to be Mii.
>>45507836Nah I'm pretty sure he said she was littlest. So we've gotta me Mai.
>>45507832>Don't do this to me anon. I have exams next week.Farewell, BurningSigil. We will all fondly look back on your last session.
>>45507832Thanks for the run!
>>45507832Thanks for running glorious wordbird!
>>45507834>>45507836>>45507850Well, it depends on if Ariel actually believes in the twin wrestling match for dominance, seeing as technically your twin hatched first.>>45507854Don't kill me off Anon.>>45507856>>45507873Thanks for playing
>>45507919I still say we're the one on the right and the left is our sister.
>>45507935we're the one who gets up in the morning, so yeah.
>>45507832Thanks for running! Curse you for teasing that continued cliffhanger, though!... but not really, it's all good fun.
>>45507919>Well, it depends on if Ariel actually believes in the twin wrestling match for dominance,She damn well better!
>>45507975Let's just hope there is no rematch. We have sharper talons now, and our sister seems to have intimate knowledge of how to slay some creatures with a single hit. The playing field might not be as even now as it was then.
>>45507963I like cliff hangers, they force people to come back for the next thread. >>45507975But she doesn't have a twin.>>45508063Just goblins.
>>45508068I would a Papi.
>>45508063YOU DARE DOUBT OUR WRESTLING PROWESS?!
>>45508068>I like cliff hangers, they force people to come back for the next thread.Yes well hopefully you don't do TO many cliffhangers.
>>45508078We were a fat unathletic teenager. Now we're a light harpy. So yes, I doubt our wrestling prowess.
WHERE DA HARPIES AT
>>45508068>I like cliff hangers, they force people to come back for the next thread.We wouldn't want to miss birbing even without them tho.