>The verbal components for magic are rapping
Rapping as in (gnerally) shitty poems put to a beat?Because Wizard-Skalds sound amazing.
>pic related has mastered weeaboo fighting magic
http://www.containsmoderateperil.com/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-john-boorman-adaptation/>There was a proposed wizards duel between Gandalf and Saruman. This was inspired by an African idea of how magicians duel with words. The script reads:>Gandalf: Saruman, I am the snake about to strike!>Saruman: I am the staff that crushes the snake!>Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the staff to ashes!>Saruman: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire!>Gandalf: I am the well that traps the waters!
>>45585237>Maximized Quickened Twin Spells are just yelling really loud, really quickly, while your homeboy tries to keep up
>>45585727Man, this sounds cool. This clip, but with that dialogue. That's the true wizardry.
>>45585237>>The somatic components for magic are raping
>>45585727So THAT'S where Neil Gaiman got the idea in Sandman.Neat.
>>45585499The incredible adventures of Hedgedogman!
Do you know of anyone that has played a rapping bard? I and my group are too pasty do it for ourselves, but the idea sounds interesting.
>>45585844>elves can't weild magic
>>45586090Looks like Bakshi's Lord of the Rings
>>45586144It's not rape if it's an elf means you can't rape elves, not that elves can't rape.
>>45586090>>45586167It's Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings adaptation. It's sadly unfinished, but very much available for purchase. It's a little goofy in bits, but fantastic in others, well worth a watch. Especially the Nazgul.'Come back...to Mordor, we will take you...come back...'. Also that horrible shuffling one. Yikes.
>>45586182>elves are immune to magic
Crowley talks about how ta ra ra boom de ay is an example of black magic.
>>45585237>rap is a skill>lying to yourself is a skill>lying about yourself is a skill>talking about your dick is a skillWow, OP, this may actually be THE perfect /tg/ magic system.
>>45586266I didn't say rape is magic, I said rape is a necessary part of performing most spells.
>>45586871>I said rape is a necessary part of performing most spells.>immune to magic
>>45586956Point out where I said all spells, point out where I said you have to rape the target(s).
>>45585821>Press F to pay your respects to the unnamed, hooded hobbit that fetches Saruman's staff.
>>45587065...you mean Wormtongue?
>the somatic components for spells are posing
>>45587016>The somatic components for magic are raping
>>45587497Yes, and? That doesn't specify what needs to be raped, and not all spells have somatic components.
>>45585453I wouldn't say that most of rap is shitty poems. You might object to the content or structure of certain genres, but that doesn't make them bad.
>>45585237SURPRISE ROUND, Y'ALL FAILED PERCEPTIONSpeak of the devil and he'll make an entrance,Now listen up while I lay down yo' sentence,repentance, I demand it; a tithe I am owed,You thought I was dormant but I'm back to explode.Reloaded, both barrels, critical verbal strikes,I ransack yo' tower and defenestrate the mic,psychological damage, ain't the kind you can heal'cuz I grabbed yo' cleric, and broke him on the wheelreal pain for your party, don my robe and wizard helmI dare y'all to enter my magical realmLike Whelm y'all hit me: limpwristed, nonlethal,I'm regal, you feeble, without peer without equal.
>>45586871Well, it can create life, so...
>>45585727The wizards battle with rhymes in kalevala too, wich was a source of inspiration for Tolkien.
>>45587847>implying spells are alive>implying spells aren't astral elemental amoebic forms summoned and let loose as they fizzle out in our mundane realmNew magic system ahoy, thanks, anon
>the verbal components for magic are metalcore-esque incoherent screaming
>>45587807You probably shouldn't learn your lyricism from screencaps, newfag. You fucked up your meter.
>>45587807What's all this noise in my kingdom?It's that time again, he humans are backThey're creeping through my lair, line up like a snackI hear 'em scratchin' and scurrying just like little miceNow watch them all hide as I indulge my vice:Rhythm and rhyming, alliteration and True NamingMy words crash like thunderheads, better watch where I'm aimingDon't blame me unfairly when I smash up your villageIt's a dragon's true nature to drop bombs and then pillage.
Is this thread just trying to bring back DJ phylactery?
>>45588207Do spellcheck before you post, you're clearly too incompetent to avoid outsourcing.>>45588276No, this thread is just a shitpost, but a couple of retards are trying pretty hard to embarrass all of us.
>>45588207Checked my watch, been a minute,Checked my map, "Here be dragons"Def Blue Blood up in it, time to circle the wagons,Good to see you again Blue Blood, but I ain't holdin backDef Blue on the scene, spittin' that thunder,best have some thick hide, 'cuz I'm about to sunder,wondrous items in my grip, y'all ready to encounter?Last dragon I met wanted me to mount her,Pound 'er I did, of dragon tang I ain't ashamed,and when I was done, that lizard gash was maimed,she claimed I was hung like a sphinx's puzzle,that's why they run when the 'Board steps to the scuffle,Y'all brought a mic to this battle, but what you need is a muzzle.
>>45588293Look out, it's the fun police.
>>45587988>the somatic components for magic are moshing like a retarded 14-year-old at their first show
>The physical components for half-elves are raping.
>melanin is what powers magic
>>45585237The world becomes a dark hell of watermelons and donked chevy caprices.
>>45585237>Draconic is the favored language of arcane spellcasters because of how easy it is to rhyme (and thus rap)>Clerics, on the other hand, chant hymns in Celestial in order to cast their spells>the more Clerics perform this act at once, the more powerful the spell grows>Gregorius, an ancient and wise Cleric, figured out that the effect could be boosted further if each set of five or ten Clerics chanted in monotone, but on a different note from the other sets>Evil Clerics do the same, but in minor key and with Infernal or Abyssal>Druids use their spells by tapping objects around them rhythmically or performing animal calls>Wild Shape specifically requires that they perform the battle cry of the beast whose form they wish to assume>Even many martials unknowingly use the underlying song that powers all things - for the rage of a Barbarian is a metallic growl, or the haunting wail of a woman forlorn>and the clash of steel on steel is its own sort of music
>>45585237My friend's dream setting involves rapping wizards and Lil B as a major diety
>>45585237Prepare yourself mortals, for PURPLE MAGIC!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIPonvXFz3cFull albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2An0fuHW8Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GuhBkrjQAMusic Vids
>>45587807>>45588207>>45588968Holy fuck, legends walk among us once more
>>45585727>I am the nigger that fucked your mom.
>>45591233Fuck off and eat shit /pol/, we're having a decent thread here for once.
>>45591340I am the nazi who made you buttflustered
>>45591233>>45591416You are the cancer that is everything wrong with new tg
>>45590638What the fuck is that anime and is the rest of it that fucking awesome?
>>45591663I am the newfag, bringer of decay, destroying all that you love and dropping dank may-mays
>>45585848The thing I liked about that was all you needed to do was measure your responses so you could pull off "The Universe" and if your opponent was smart enough to say "Annihilation" you win because you can say "Hope."
>>45591663>I am the basedfag, who believes in fun
>>45588968YOUR FOOLISH MORTAL RHYMES ARE NO MATCH FOR LORD TRILLBONE!Look at you, human, think you're so slick,But step back a second, son, 'cause I got a bone to pick,You think you're so fresh, with your helmet and your wenches,But you and the lizard best serve warming up the benches,The dark magicks of an eternal lord of hate are only part of what I'm serving you on this lyrical plate and when I've crushed you, fleshbag, you'll meet a gruesome fate as I feast upon your soul, for my hunger it shall sate.My body is undying,Your rhymes have me sighing,Your reptile best get flying,I suggest you give up before Trillbone leaves you crying.
>>45586182No no, "it's not rape if it's an elf" works BOTH WAYS.Around Elves, Watch Yourselves, friends.
>>45585237>I am the master of magical disaster>I'm bringing the portals>so I can get to beating your ass faster.>Moving sideways and which ways, I move my whole party>To go back to the inn, get some of that soup man, it's hearty.>Collected loot from the dungeons, after we looted and pillaged>So we can see it to the barkeep>Back in the village.
>>45593200But how can there be kike gassers in D&D if there are no kikes to gass?
>>45593200Dude I'm not even that guy, but you're a joke. Laughing at you, not with you.
>>45593245I don't fucking know I only just started playing. Gas the goblins then.
>>45593249I don't see the gravity of that statement. I can say the same to you. I am not the guy who originally said nigger either. Fuck you are assblasted.
>>45591199You're too easily impressed. You should get that looked at.
>>45593302Gotta try hard to get results
>>45592011Hey, Lich! You old sack of bones!Stop it with the creaking tones!By my maneuvers your action economy shall be brokenIt's 1v1, and the last words by me shall be spoken.Perhaps you'd like to guess my weak saveBut get it wrong once, and you will cave.Try to fly, try to hide with your best illusionThis hero will triumph, end of discussion.
>>45593391What result? A permaban?
ITT: people who need to read the Silmarillion. Most of Tolkien's magic was explicitly song-based. As an example, consider the tale of Beren and Luthien: the elf puts fucking MORGOTH to sleep with a lullaby so Beren can cut a Silmaril out of his crown.Plus there's the whole creation myth where Eru and the Valar basically sing the universe into existence.
>>45593393Get real, knife ear, the adults are tryin' to talk,I suggest you use your free action to take yourself a walk,See I'm not afraid of daggers, poison or your stealth,'Cause a scrawny whelp like you won't last while I'm draining all your health,You sit there spittin' game so obnoxiously and smugly,But the spirits tell me you wear that mask because your ass is ugly,Now run on home to mama, that little cretin fac'try,'Fore I fill her hole with this soul, 'cause her ass is my phylactery.
>>45593458I hope notI didn't even come hear to shitpost, I just saw how much blood was dripping from the anuses of faggots here that I needed to get in on it.
>>45591822Senki Zesshō Symphogear, or simply Symphogear for short. Not sure myself, as I've haven't really seen the series myself.
Sweet dollar tea from McDonalds, I drink that.Super hot fire, I spit that.Two and a half men, I watch that.
>>45588293Salty AF, just cause he can't flow.
>>45593536Poison? You think me a mere rogue?My martial techniques now in vogue,I don't need stealth to deny your DexterityOutside of appreance, to the rogue I have no other similarityPerhaps you should fear, for I am a practicer of the Crane,and my sacred deadly strikes will be your baneI laugh at your scrawny touch attacksRoll twice take lowest, I've got a precognition knack
>>45593564>SymphogearOh geez.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TXTpik5wf4Wanna know the best part? The voice actress actually speaks decent English. The director just wanted her to make it sound more "dramatic".
Only tryhards rapHaikus are superiorAs spell componentsAnother superior spell themeIs using the Limerick rhyme schemeIt does take some doingBut it's worth pursuingIf you like dirty jokes with your ice beamsRapping is for normies.
>>45593776>not respecting /tg/'s time honored rap trap traditiion.
>>45593536You guys gonna let this poser have the last word?
>>45587590I didn't word that very well, but I didn't mean to say rap is bad.As with most things, rap can be anywhere from bad to good.I was saying that it's poetry put to a beat (which is true)and I was saying that it's usually bad *as poetry* (which is also true)But the two together are significantly better than the some of there parts.
>>45593542Well I guess that's one way to rub salt in a wound.
>>45585237Who are the five greatest pyromancers of all time? Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon, because I spit hot fire!
>>45593293>he doesn't know about SnB or Def Blue BloodRead the archives, these guys are some of the best content creators on this board, and some of the few that don't attention whore incessantly
>>45586205legolas was sexy in that movie
>>45585920I'm making a Monk/Bard for my next game called Turin Pac
>>45585727That's literally kindergarten-level arguing with slightly fancier words. How awful.
>>45597203Wizards are colossal children, after all.
>>45585237That makes sense really. A lot of older magic tropes deal with rhyming couplets and such. Mostly inspired by William Shakespear. If you had to rap in iambic pentameter, it would make wizardry more interesting.
>>45585499>He actually has both hands free10/10
>>45585821>u fookin' wot, m8>U startin' trouble?>I'll bash yer fookin' 'ed in m8, swer on me mum>don't be a dickhead, u little twat>fuck off, bruv >don't u fookin' walk away>u gunna stop me, cunt?
>>45585237What would a Cleric do?Rapping for Jesus?
>>45585237>Intellegence based casters rappingThis sounds great
>>45599379Rapping originated as gospel singing, which in turn was based on the call to prayer.Chanting is also acceptable.
>>45585737>Death Grips as a Wizard Battle Trio
>>45599341>Cleric gets into Raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvJnQaXeos
>>45600682What the fuck does your magical realm thread have to do with this?
So would a Chopper just have permanent quickened spell or what?>Worldwide Choppers is actually a college of wizards.
>>45586343I laughed harder than I should have at this
>>45600603Well, it could have worse.>paladin rap orderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w
>>45585237Ya'll niggas forgetting about throat singing, the creepiest and also most mystical form of singing.Listen to this shit, it's like some kind of horrible ritual, I love it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GslzWvQRiJg
>>45593663I see the fear in your eyes,As my clouds darken the skies,The urine drips down your thighs,To face me ain't so wise,You best say your goodbyes,When you see me arise.You see I'm trill when I'm killin' it, spillin' the flow,And I chill like a villain who's drillin' your ho,You can't match my skill, yeah you feelin' it, tho',I'm straight shrill, in your grill 'n I'm thrillin' you, bro.
>>45587223>not posting the ginyu force
'm the wizard of wang, call me Gandalf the GayDwarf, hobbit, or elf, all that ass being playI'm sick with it (precious) deep inside my robesBow down to the scepter now your face explodesI got potions, and some magical lotionsA sorcerers shit, put that dick in motionThe time has come, to crown the new rap kingFaggot Bruce! Give me the golden cock ring
>>45585727>Saruman:*flys down and looks at u* so your gandalf>Gandalf: yeah>Saruman: *takes out staff* im here to kill u before anything happens to sauron being attacked again>Gandalf: What are you talking about?>Saruman: don't lie gandalf I saw frodo talking to you about this war>Gandalf: Oh yes, the war>Saruman: *aims the sword at u* now then since u know what im talking about then i geuss this is where u die gandalf>Gandalf: *Pulls out my staff* I don't think so.>Saruman: *the one wing angel comes out from my back* we will see about that>Gandalf: Bring it on.>Saruman: *fly's behind u so fast speed then cuts your back and sends u to the air* this should be fun *brings out fire storms to hurt u from above*>Gandalf: *Stabs you and kicks you to the ground*>Saruman: *grabs your staff before hurting me then slams your body to a building breaking your arm* is that all u got>Gandalf: *Lightning comes out of my arms*>Saruman: *holds up my sword then brings out meteor showers to attack u from above*>Gandalf: *Blows up the meteors with lightning>Saruman: *cuts both of your arms off from behind then stabs your chest hanging u up* its over gandalf u lost>Gandalf: *It's a hologram*
We could turn it into some kind of pure-caster bard subclass, call it Rhyme Wizard.
Oh snap, we stand among legends here. Where's DJ Phylactery when you need him?Here he is, still...wherever it is we left him. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5315595/Surely he'll be there, rap, rap, rapping on your bedroom door. Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore."
>>45598655Well of course. How else could he write down any good lines he might think of while kicking your ass.>This is the actual canon explanation
>>45591822If you can stomach the stupid, it is really fun.
>>45590638Man I'd love to play a symphogay game, but i don't think 3 weeby neckbeards singing at the same time is going to be elegant in any way.
>Rap battles, emphasis on battleY'all niggas need to read And It Don't Stop.http://anditd0ntstop.tumblr.com/
>>45585237what is black magic?
>>45586767that's right, you tell 'em grandpa, cos that's what all rap is about you fucking stupid autist
>>45585237Somatic components are break-dance.