>>45679305
>“Yes. It is.”

>>45679305
> “Yes. It is.”
It's a harsh reality, but it's necessary.

Missed the first thread, but I'm glad Lafayette is best.

>>45679305
>“Oh, don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”
>last words of an early bird

>>45679305
> “I suppose I can settle for 5:30 AM.”
Gotta haggle harder.

>>45679305
> “Oh, don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”
I'm pretty sure I would though

>“Oh, don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”

>>45679305
>“Yes. It is.”

She does have the top bunk. She could get wrecked climbing down half-asleep.

>>45679305
>> “Yes. It is.”

So after yesterday's thread I went back to look at some of the old LGA threads, and discovered that I had somehow never seen the New Year thread. Was grinning from start till finish.

>>45679305
>> “Yes. It is.

>>45679466
We can catch her if she falls!

>>45679305
> “Oh, don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”

>>45679601
OR

We could catch her and THEN wreck her. You get what I'm saying?

>>45679305
>> “I suppose I can settle for 0530.”

>>45679615
N-no...

> “Yes. It is.”
> “Oh, don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”

“Yes.”

She slams her head against her pillow, sighing frustratedly. “Great.”

“Now don’t be a baby. Nobody ever died waking up early.”

“That’s what you think,” she mutters.

You check your watch. “We should probably clock in at around 6, so hurry up and eat, shower, and get dressed.”

“Clock in?” she asks. “I thought we were on designated vacation!”

You shrug. “Well, it’s a matter of trying to look good. We might even get extra credit!” You smile happily. “Think about it, an extra half point on your GPA?” She squeaks a bit, not happy about it. “Maybe an entire letter grade on one of your subjects?” She squeals even louder, trying to eat her breakfast.

“I just want to relax today,” she says. Hm.

Now that you think about it, what do people like Winona do to relax?

> Study
> Study harder
> Study until the sun goes down.

>>45679659
> Study
> Study harder
> Study until the sun goes down.
For sure.

>>45679659
> Study until the sun goes down.
And then _study_ in bed.

>>45679659
>Study until the sun comes up

>>45679659
> Study
> Study harder
> Study until the sun goes down.

>>45679659
>> Study
>> Study harder
>> Study until the sun goes down.

Are you going to make a pastebin on the tanks and crew members like you did in the prequel?

>>45679659
>Study
>Study harder
>Study until the sun goes down.
>Study while sleeping.
>Study while eating.
>Study while HITTING THOSE SHOWERS
>Study while studying.

That's totally Winona. 100%

>>45679659
>Porque no los tres?

>>45679738
When the situation becomes a bit clearer and more established, yes.

>>45679659
> Study until the sun goes down.

>>45679772
I wonder if Excel Anon is still around.

>>45679659
> Masturbate
> Masturbate harder
> Masturbate until the sun goes down.

>>45679859
There'll be time for that. Right now, DUTY CALLS!

>>45679856
if not, i'm willing to give it a shot though that will depend if its really needed.

>>45679879
One might even say it is the CALL OF DUTY.

> Study everything

“Well, if you want, I already have the school textbooks on my Officer’s Pad. We can start going over some of the math stuff. I am taking Advanced Calculus this year so I’m not sure if that’s relevant to your mathematical study, Winona. It’d be nice to have someone help me figure out the topic constant of integration into a definition that I can relatively understand in five seconds or less. Because what it is that the indefinite integral of a function can only be defined up to a certain point I guess which is known as the constant of integration. And it’s kind of ambiguous and I really would like to figure out more about it before we start having tests on it.”

She stares at you. “… I’m in Algebra.”

Oh. Erm. You gently place your hands on your cheeks, keeping Winona from seeing them go red.

“So. No studying then?” you ask gently. She sighs, shaking her head. “Oh, um, okay then. Well, what do you want to do then?”

She shrugs. “Anything other than study or wake up early. I just want to have fun for the week we have before we have to start working.”

Fun, huh. You can have fun! Fun things are fun!

> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.
> Go out for a walk around the upper deck.
> Go for a swim in the NSS Pool.
> Other

>>45679987
> Go out for a walk around the upper deck.
Maybe we could socialize.

>>45679987
>Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

>>45679987
>> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

This makes sense since she was poor so i doubt she went to the pool all that often unless she went to the YMCA.

>>45679987
> Go for a swim in the NSS Pool.

>>45679987
> Go out for a walk around the upper deck.
Lets see the local sights.

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>>45679987

> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

Time to explore a bit!

So what are the chances that Fredendallwill be making a reappearance in this quest?

>>45679987
>> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

>>45679987
>Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.
LGA has SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

>>45680057

Well there's the airfield, the tankery clubhouse, the pizza place with the creepy animatronics, too. Wasn't there a statue around the ship and a museum?

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>>45679987
> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

PEE

TEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rGOPJ890zA

>>45680049
>the YMCA
Woah there dude it's too early in the quest for the Village People.

>>45679987
>Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

>>45680210
Hopefully there will be no need.

>>45680351
Well, they DO have a song about the Navy, and we're on a boat right now. And, eventually, several.

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>>45679987
>Put on the PT gear and go on a jog

Sorry I'm late, food poisoning is a bitch

> Put on the PT gear and go on a jog.

“How about we go for a jog?” you ask. She looks over at you, quirking her brow. “We might as well wake you up. And come on, we’ll get to see the sun rise.”

“Mmmm fine,” she says. She hands back her empty breakfast plate, then slowly tries to crawl off of the top bunk. You meanwhile shovel through your dufflebag and fish out your school running shorts and a white t-shirt as well. You also have to break out the sports bra for this too.

-

-

Winona was more than happy to start running with you as she did indeed get to see the sunrise over LGA’s horizon. The chilly night was making way for a warm morning by the time you set out. You had already passed the Tank Hangar, and the Academy itself. Now you were getting into the business district. “Morning, ma’am.” A Naval Studies student goes out of her way to stop and salute you as you run past.

You hurry back and salute her back, then quickly get back running.

Man, you have to get used to people saluting you. You may just be a Rank Four Ensign but the authority though! You could tell people to do what you want! Well, within reason of course.

You pass by the BBQ Place, which you know is the traditional spot for LGA Tankery students to eat out after a match. And then there was the Pizza place that they eventually tore down and replaced with a regular Arcade.

[1/2]

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>>45680466
[2/2]

Winona smiles as she runs alongside you. “Heh, this is great!” she says. You smile back. This is great! The two of you cool down and stop at an intersection. You check the time. Huh, it’s already around 8 O’clock. Where does the time go? People should already be starting to wake up right around now. “Whoo…!” She arches her back, loudly groaning as she stretches out her muscles and raises her arms. “Never felt better!” You reach into your bag, and pull out a moist towelette for her. She takes it and starts rubbing the sweat off of her face. “Thank you.”

Coming up to the corner now is another Naval Studies student, carrying her backpack around. She blinks as she sees you two, then salutes you. “Ma’am.” You salute her back.

Winona smiles at you as the girl walks away. “So, what’s it feel like? Having people salute you like that?”

> “It feels great.”
> “I won’t know until you salute me.”
> “It’s kind of embarrassing.”
> Other

>>45680426
So sorry anon, have some St. Glorianas.

>>45680466
>tore down a pizzeria
What kind of heresy is this?

>>45680495
>“I won’t know until you salute me.

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>>45680495
>> “It feels great.”
> “It’s kind of embarrassing.”

Both of these, perhaps?

>>45680495
>“It’s kind of embarrassing.”

Thanks for that boss. Its still a good weekend. Work is slow so I can afford to loose a day being sick and reading LGA.

Squeee.

>>45680495
> “I won’t know until you salute me.”

>>45680499

Would you want to eat a Fazbear's, knowing how janky those animatronics were?

>>45680499
Justified. The pizzeria was haunted by creepy animatronics.

>>45680495
>Feels weird. I don't feel I've earned my authority.

>>45680495
>“I won’t know until you salute me.”

>>45680495
> “It’s kind of embarrassing.”

>>45680495
> “I won’t know until you salute me.”

>>45680495
It’s kind of embarrassing.”
> Other>>45680620
This

>>45680598
>>45680600
You rebuild a new pizzeria then! There's nothing more AMERICAN than pizza!

>>45680495
> “It’s kind of embarrassing

>>45680495
>“It’s kind of embarrassing.”

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So Trude is a senior now, right? That means that, barring the seniors from our last go-around and the foreign exchange students, all the other teams should be back in some sort of capacity, right?

>>45680683
>building on top of a previously haunted place
Pizza is fine, but getting spooked by ghosts is so unamerican I can hear a bald eagle crying as I write this.

>>45680744
You shoot the ghosts! With fireworks while manly country-music blasts from a boom-box!

>>45680742
Trude and company are Seniors coming into the 2015-16 year. But all the Juniors and Seniors that were on the team have graduated by now.

>>45680820
Except for Fairless, who was held back.

>>45680851
...academically or physically?

>>45680742
Yes, but they're ITL not NATO

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>>45680871
That's... actually a good question. Academically for sure.

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Is NATO limited to WW2 and immediate post-war designs like ITL? Or can we start to incorporate early MBT designs, too?

>>45681000
NATO is still limited to WW2 designs like the ITL, however NATO is far more lenient on "ahistorical" modifications within reason along with allowing open-cabin tanks and SPG to participate provided they equip an armored cabin.

I'll be sure to release the full rule set about it when I finish it.

Though I do want to find a way to integrate Cold War tanks somehow. It's a very vague area to define. Let me know how you guys think about it.

> “It’s kind of embarrassing.”

“It’s kind of embarrassing,” you say. “I mean, I haven’t really earned it I guess. I’m an Officer, but not yet in a sort of…-“

“You haven’t earned it kind of way,” she says. You nod at that. Better way of saying it you guess. “That’s fine, I can totally understand. Maybe people will stop saluting you though if you took off the hat.”

You gently place your hands on your Officer’s hat, pouting. “The hat does not come off.”

“Sure,” she says, rolling her eyes with a smug smirk on her face. “Come on, how about we go to an ice cream place? I’ll buy you something.” Really? Excellent! Free ice cream! Winona turns around, and then suddenly slams face first into another Naval Studies Student. They fall on their butts. “Ow! Ooohhh… I’m sorry.”

The other student shakes her head, waving it off. “No, no, it’s fine, really.” She stands up, pulling her dufflebag strap a bit as she helps Winona back up. “I was too focused on things.” She looks at you, then immediately salutes you. “Ma’am.”

> Salute her back.
> “You don’t have to salute me.”
> Other

>>45681059
I'm quite happy to have early MBTs like Centurions and T-44s. I'd also let in prototypes or even drawing board tanks. I do think going all out is unfair though as the power gap might be too much if 1960 plus tanks are allowed.

>>45681121
>Salute her back.

only polite

>>45681121
>> Salute her back.

>>45681121
>Salute her back.

>>45681121
> “You don’t have to salute me.”

>>45681059
I hope crazy shit like the VT-2 will be allowed?

>>45681121
> Salute her back.
We might not be completely comfortable with it, but it's part of the job. Gotta start that development.

>>45681121
>Salute her back.

And for curiosity's sake, what are your thoughts on Eclair?

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>>45681059

I think it'd be interesting to set a hard limit at somewhere around 1970--that way you start to see introduction of the Pattons and T-60/70 series of MBT's, but also see the proliferation of modernized WW2 designs, like the Israeli Shermans and Centurions.

>>45681121
>> “You don’t have to salute me.”

>>45681121
> Salute her back.

>>45681059
Sounds like it could be tricky. Some early or mid things, maybe, but we wouldn't want to have to replace our entire WWII lineup to keep up with inevitable arms race.

>>45681121
> Salute her back.

We're gonna have fun with this

>>45681121
> “You don’t have to salute me.”
Stick a sign with 'At ease' to our forehead

>>45681121
>Salute her back.

Salutes are a sign of MUTUAL respect, nothing pisses me off like some officer not feeling the need to return a salute

>>45681121
>> Salute her back.

>>45681144
>>45681181
>>45681195
>>45681202
It's tricky as fuck because "Cold War" can be defined from the start of the Korean War all the way to the 90s. I had earlier considered the late 70s as the cutoff but found that any tank from that period would basically FUCK anything from the 40s.

I may actually allow post war variants of WWII tanks instead, which seems like a reasonable compromise.

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>>45681202

It could be balanced out by having post-war/Cold War tanks be ridiculously expensive to both maintain and procure--premium comes with a price, after all.

>>45681121
> Salute her back.

>>45681187
As for Eclair, she seems like a total cool girl. I'd love to bake some creamy pastries with her.

>>45681252
Sounds good Schteel.

>>45681275
Lewd.

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>>45681181
Go crazier.

>>45681121
>Salute her back.

>>45681252
>Cold War" can be defined from the start of the Korean War all the way to the 90s

Not really, "Cold War" is 1945 till 1955, what is commonly referred to as Cold War is the East-West-Conflict.
At least in our historiography.

>>45681358
What hellhole do you live in Anon?

>>45681318
Objekt 279. Go nutso!

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>>45681252

Post-war variants sounds like reasonable compromise indeed. The Israelis should still have a sizable surplus of Ishermans knocking about, and the South Africans might have a few Centurions. If we need parts for either, well, LGA is still on good terms with Saunders and St. Gloriana, right?

>>45681252
Seems reasonable. Beyond the whole balance thing, my personal preference would be to keep it WWII-centric for the specialized, distinct and interesting designs - cold war era tanks just became increasingly homogenized for my taste.

>post war mods of WW2 stuff
Probably a bad idea. I hear the Brazilians are running a Stuart that looks straight out of Perrine's most debauched dreams.

> Salute her back.

You salute her back. “As you were.”

She nods, tugging on her dufflebag strap. “Sorry for running into you two. Honest. I should get going.”

Winona blinks, looking at her dufflebag. “Is that a baseball glove?” The girl nods, reaching into her dufflebag and pulling out a black baseball glove. “Oooh, cool. Are you planning on trying out for the baseball team?”

“Well, I mean… no, I just-“ The girl coughs. “I should go.” She starts walking away.

“Hey, come on!” asks Winona. “We can help you practice if you want!” Oh, Winona please. Your body is already tired from the jogging. You don’t need to add throwing into it.

“No, no, it’s alright,” says the girl. She adjusts her glasses a bit. “I just like walking around with my baseball stuff. I just l- no, I shouldn’t be saying this to you. Bye now.” She waves goodbye to you two. She hurries away at fast pace from you two.

“Aw.” Winona frowns a little. She folds her arms. “I was hoping we’d make a new friend.”

You shrug. “Sometimes it’s just not convenient,” you say. Really wasn’t too convenient back home for you, not making too many friends.

“Still want to get some ice cream?” asks Winona. Oh, most definitely. You nod quickly. “Good, good. Feel free to get anything you want.”

-

-

[1/2]

>>45681507
>Implying she isn't their supplier.

>>45681532
[2/2]

It’s only a few minutes walk when you arrive at the Ice Cream parlor, and there you see many frozen delicacies and treats for sale. It’s not very crowded too, which means there’s no lines and no waiting!

The two of you sit down at a table, and a waitress comes to meet you. “Hi there, welcome to the Ice Cream Parlor!” She happily smiles at you two, pulling up a notepad and readying her order. You look at the nametag on her chest, and find her name to be “Nancy”. You squint a little. “What will you have?”

“I’ll have a medium cup of vanilla ice cream,” says Winona. “What about you?”

> Same as Winona. Cheap and affordable but still delicious.
> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”
> Banana split with hot chocolate, two scoops of strawberry ice cream and wafers, and a chocolate milkshake.
> Other

>>45681553
>> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”

>>45681553
>> Other
Chocolate Chili. Sweet creamy decadent and just a litttle spicy.

>>45681553
>> Same as Winona. Cheap and affordable but still delicious.

>>45681553
> Banana split with hot chocolate, two scoops of strawberry ice cream and wafers, and a chocolate milkshake.

>>45681553
> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”

Wait, why another GuP quest

>>45681553
>vanilla ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXbtkOEwGw

>>45681553
> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”
The most in character choice.

Can't wait for Chrsyanthemum cameo.

>>45681553
>“Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”
This is probably a mistake but I cannot turn down a challenge.

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>>45681593
Because cute girls doing cute things in tanks

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>>45681507

It's actually kinda cute--in a blocky, "tack on some cool bits" kind of a way.

>>45681553
>> Banana split with hot chocolate, two scoops of strawberry ice cream and wafers, and a chocolate milkshake.

We're not fat shut up Winona you can go and fuck yourself not really oh god why am I so alone

>>45681553
>“Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”
>(point at Winona) "Served on her, by the way"

>>45681553
>> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”

>>45681653
It all goes to her chest apparently.

>>45681714
I'm completely okay with raising cup size by eating.

>>45681714
I thought it all goes to your thighs, which is then followed by immediate detonation.

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>>45681714
>>45681728

And what cup size exactly *is* Ellabelle right now?

My money is on a healthy C cup

>>45681553
>“Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”

The sweater pupppies demand tribute!

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>>45681714

>>45681821
C isn't "Large" it's average in pretty much every first world country. It'd have to be D or larger

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>>45681880
It is pretty healthy.

>>45681907
LEWD

>>45681907
Bueno

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>>45681907

>>45681907
Good God. We're not even half way through the second thread and there's already lewds of us

> “Give me the Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge. If I finish all that it’s free, right?”

“Give me the Aggro Crag,” you say. Winona blinks, looking at you in surprise. “If I finish it all, it’s free, right?”

Nancy blinks, surprised. “Yes, yes it is.” She writes it all down. “If that’s all?” You both nod. “Alright, just a few minutes.” She turns around and hurries to the counter. You can see Nancy and the rest of the staff surprised that someone is apparently ordering the Aggro Crag so early in the day.

“Erm.” Winona turns her menu around, showing the sheer size of the Aggro Crag in comparison to a regular banana. “Are you sure?”

You pat your belly, smiling. “It’ll be my ice cream for the month all in one.”

“It’s… it’s fifty dollars though,” says Winona.

“Trust me, I’ll finish it,” you say. “Besides, it doesn’t even look that big on the menu-“

Suddenly, Nancy drops the Aggro Crag on your table. A huge bowel the size of a small child filled with green ice cream with jagged crispy wafers, sprinkles, chocolate sauce, and intense amounts of ice thrown about to keep it cool. You all stare at in awe. “One Aggro Crag Ice Cream challenge!” And then Nancy places down a modestly sized bowl of Vanilla ice cream for Winona. “And a medium vanilla. Call me if you need anything else.”

This…

This is nothing like they made it out to be in the menu.

Winona smirks. “Scared?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>45682044
>> Boast

We will down this thing, or get diabeetus trying!

>>45682044
> Boast

>>45681443
Not really, i'm worried about some variants that lasted till the 80s and 90s to be too much for original ww2 models.

I mean in some countries the sherman and t-34 are still around.

>>45682044
>Boast

>>45682044
>Boast
Fear is the mindkiller. Fear and ice-cream headaches.

>>45682044
>Polite

"I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
I will face my fear.
I will let it pass through me.
Where the fear has gone,
there shall be nothing.
Only I will remain."

>>45682044
>> Boast

>>45682044
>Boast

Bitch, I fuckin' got this.

Also:

>bowel

>>45682044
>> Boast
"I will finish this. Even if i need to take a night in infirmary for this"

>>45682044
>> Polite
"Impressed." Also, quote Dune (somehow we got time to read it).

>>45682044
>Boast
"Why should I? It'll all go to my breasts"

>>45682088
>in some countries the sherman and t-34 are still around
Those countries for the most part are desperate for any kind of armor that isn't a Toyota and that can deflect a shot from that hurpa durpa with an AK-47. Put some ERA on it and it may even not get annihilated by an RPG!

>>45682044
>> Boast

>>45682191
But didn't some models of the T-34 and the Sherman had combat variants until the 70-and 80s?

Won't that be bad especially with the more modern weapon systems made during that time period.

>>45682088

Perhaps at that point would be the time to instill a hard year cap, so that super-modernized variants don't completely eclipse "modernized" Cold War variants--say, sometime around 1985?

>>45682267
Why 1985? That's a good 40 years of optics and targeting upgrades,

You have a better chance of variants of the 50s and maybe early 60s.

>>45682088
>I mean in some countries the sherman and t-34 are still around.
T-34, maybe.
AFAIK no gun system Sherman still active even as reserve now.

>>45682259
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post%E2%80%93World_War_II_Sherman_tanks
This ought be a good start for looking.
If i have say on this, i want to go full upgunned Sherman, all kind of upgunned Sherman.
And eh, its also mean our prospective Centaur I could converted into Charioteer too! What a win!

>>45682044
>Boast

At this rate she wont fit down the top of the tank, well atleast her boobs wont.

>>45682409
"i need a boob job for this"
"...you know, i always hear people make their boob bigger, not smaller"
"BUT TANKS!"

>>45682259
All I see about the T-34-85 was that they changed engines and added fuel and NV systems. No change to the FCS or the gun. By then everyone and their dog had T-54s.

>Shermans
The French and the Israeli did have some, but they quickly replaced them once they started rolling AMX-30s and Sho'ts respectively.

>>45682409
Buttoning up will be problematic in every sense of the phrase.

>>45682409
>>45682452
I support this 100%

> Boast

“Pl… please.” You tug on your collar, staring at the intense amount of ice cream in front of you. “I have eaten far more in a single setting than this tiny little thing.” You pick up your spoon and jam it in into the hard, creamy exterior of the ice cream. Oh boy. “Just you watch, in ten minutes this thing will all be gone.”

> 10 MINUTES LATER

“We have a winner!” Nancy holds up your hand as the few other patrons in the Parlor clap for you. At this point though, your body has gone limp, everything feels cold, your brain has frostbite. You can’t even move your body of your own accord anymore. But you did it, you finished it, all so that Winona wouldn’t have to pay. Even she’s clapping for you.

All of this is probably going to go to your breasts, you can feel it.

Winona pays the check, then grabs your arm and gently hauls you up with her. “Come on, tough guy. Let’s go.”

“Feel free to come back any time!” says Nancy as she waves goodbye to you.

You groan, trying to hold it all in. Don’t vomit, please no vomit. You can’t waste food like that. “Next time, you should order something more reasonable. I can pay, honest,” she says.

“Thanks, Winona,” you mutter. You’re never going to do something that stupid again. Ugh, your head hurts. Hopefully this wears off soon.

“Want to head out to the Club Fair grounds?” she asks. “The fair’s gonna start soon, maybe we can get an early look at some clubs.”

> “Sure, why not.”
> “No, let’s just rest in the park or something.”
> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”
> Other

>>45682483
>> “Sure, why not.”

>>45682483
>Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.

We are still sweaty from PT.

>>45682483
> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”

>>45682483
>“Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”

>>45682483
>> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”

>>45682483
>> “Sure, why not.”

We're just gonna be looking around, right? We don't have to actually man a booth?

>>45682483
>“Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”

>>45682483
>> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”


>All of this is probably going to go to your breasts, you can feel it.
German you can't tease me like this without it happening.

>>45682483
>> “Sure, why not.”

>>45682439
Not really, M51 still around alongside Sho't on Yom Kippur War at least.
And IIRC French never really has upgraded Sherman project, all of their modification is for export purpose.

>>45682552
No expansion fetishism anon. No.

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>>45682552
for you anon

>>45682591
Dude, it's just breast growth. I don't care about balloon growth, but natural development is attractive.

I also just like big tits

>>45682341
So the cut off date for variant should be 1960 then. Is that fair?

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If we're knocking around proposals for modernized WW2 tanks, here's something interesting: the Danes kept around a couple M24 Chaffees until the late 80's, modernized them into reconnaissance vehicles. Replaced the engine and gun, and removed the bow machine gun for storage.

>>45682670
But then there is the Centurion tanks with modernized equipment up to its rear, something like that were to show up, we are screwed at any time period.

> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more presentable.”

“Actually, let’s go change and shower,” you say. “We’re filthy.”

“I know we are,” she says. “But we’ll be even filthier when we hit up Tankery!” She grins. “Come on, I’ll take us to our dorm.”

-

-

“That’s all you’re going to be wearing?” you ask. You look at Winona now as she pulls on her black thigh-highs, all that she’s retaining from her uniform. She’s pulled on some fashionable black jump boots, and on top of that a pleated green miniskirt with a light blue tank top.

“Yeah,” she says. “Come on, we’re on vacation. We can afford to dress out of our uniforms a little.”

“You’re saying this to an Officer,” you say.

She shrugs. “Pfft, yeah. But hey, we are on designated vacation, which means we can wear what we want.” True, very true.

You’re not skipping on the hat though, you love that hat.

> Wear the uniform anyway.
> White blouse, white t-shirt, and jeans. Simple enough.
> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.
> Other

>>45682483
>“Sure, why not.”

>>45682813
>> Wear the uniform anyway.
Be professional.

>>45682813
> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.
Fiiiiine

>>45682813
>Wear the uniform anyway.

>>45682813
>Wear the uniform anyway.

>>45682813
>82813 ▶>>45682829 >>45682846 >>45682855 >>45682865
>> “Actually, why don’t we go and change into something more

>>45682813
>Wear the uniform anyway.
It'll take more than free ice-cream to remove the stick from Ellie's ass.

>>45682813
>> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.

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>>45682813
>> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.

Don't be a stick in the mud! Be brave!

>>45682813
>> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.

>>45682439
What about the M26? Depending on the cut off they could have up to the M60 Patton since the M26 is the basis for the Patton tank family.

>>45681907
Those legs look kinda skinny for the rest of the body.

>>45682813
>Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.

>>45683269
I think that's the point, everything but her breast are underweight.

>>45682813
>> White blouse, white t-shirt, and jeans. Simple enough.

> Black skirt, pantyhose, green blouse. Also simple. You really need to get something more fashionable.

“Aw, you look cute!” You roll your eyes as you pull on your school bag as well, in case you need to carry something like your phone or some spare cash money. “You really should wear more casual stuff, I think you look nice! And that blouse really shows off your curves!”

“Yeah, yeah.” You fold your arms, sighing. “But if I get scolded by a Hall Monitor or run into the Captain, you’re to blame.”

She smiles, hand over heart. “Guilty as charged.”

-

-

The two of you step through the gates into the Club Fair, in the courtyard and surrounding open yards of LGA’s Academy grounds. All kinds of clubs were recruiting members. Everything from Tankery of course, to Model UN, the Polish Student Association, Film Club, Folk Music Club, and more. You and Winona look around in awe as students all over the place sign up, learn more about the school and the clubs, and meet other students as well. “Wow,” says Winona. “It’s so big!”

“I know,” you say. “Where do we go first?”

“Well…” Winona smirks, pulling out a wooden spoon from her bag. “I was going to go around tasting all the chili everyone has out.” Oh yeah, there were huge pots and cauldrons for chili all over the place. Must be part of a new school tradition or something now. “Then I was going to go sign up for the Polish Student Association.”

“Oh?” you blink. “You’re Polish?”

“On my mother’s side, yes,” she says. “My daddy’s Scottish. Weird combo I know.” She checks her watch. “We’ll meet at the lunch grounds for lunch in about an hour, m’kay?”

You nod. “A-… alright.” She walks away, leaving you alone.

Oh boy. There’s so much to take in. Where do you even go?

> Wander around, surely there has to be some place that has openings.
> Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.
> Go and follow Winona, you can’t take this.
> Other

>>45683524
> Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.
Yes, safe!

>>45683524
>> Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.

>>45683524
>Wander around, surely there has to be some place that has openings.
Aimless wandering is best for these things.

>>45683524
>Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good

>>45683524
>> Wander around, surely there has to be some place that has openings.

Lets branch out and meet some people.

>>45683524
>Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.

>>45683524
>Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.

>>45683524
>> Wander around, surely there has to be some place that has openings.

>>45683524
>Wander around, surely there has to be some place that has openings.
Let's see what sights LGA really has to show us.

I wonder if Elo has a Clara tier body, and would get accepted as a cheerleader.

>>45683524
> Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.
When in doubt, Tanks!

> Default to the Tankery booth, safe, safe is good.

The Tankery Booth is as large as you expect. Cupid the M4A1E8 Sherman along with Earl the Churchill and Szarik the M8A1 Scott have been put on display for all to see. Those former freshmen and now Juniors Cathy, Tara, Ashleigh, Andrea, and Tabitha were busy greeting and explaining things to newcomers who might be interested, while Gertrude was off to the side with her crew signing autographs. “Hey, Ellie!” Griselda greets you, standing next to Gertrude. “Hey, there! What’s up?”

You smile at Griselda. “Not much.” You look at her up and down. The Tankery uniform. Updated to incorporate more blues and whites as is standard for the LGA colors it seems. “How are you, Griselda? Where’s your crew?”

“Exploring,” says Griselda. “They want to see if they can get into any other clubs. But hey! I found you a third member of your new crew!” Oh, really? “Stack, get over here!”

A girl pokes her head out of the hatch of Cupid, then drops down. She’s pretty short, not as short as the Captain though. She walks up to you, tan skin, winning smirk, with a red streak in her hair and some cute little pigtails too. “Hey there,” she says.

Griselda introduces you to her. “Elodie Zumwalt. Samantha Bell Roberts.”

She folds her arms, quirking her brow. “My friends call me Stack. So go ahead and call me that, alright?” Oooh, very friendly.

[1/2]

>>45684202
[2/2]

“Stack’s a very skilled loader coming out of the bush leagues in Texas,” says Griselda. “Anything you want to know about tanks, you can learn from her.” Stack nods, smiling at you.

She salutes you. “Ma’am!” You pat your head. Ah, you forgot to take off the hat. You quickly place it in your bag, then salute Stack back. “It’s a pleasure, yeah!”

“I’ll leave you two to it,” says Griselda. “If you want, you can go find some other people willing to join. I still have to hang out with my sister here.”

Gertrude yells to Griselda. “You say that as if it’s a bad thing!”

“It is!” Griselda joking yells back. Gertrude gives Griselda a very mocking middle finger in response. Griselda happily pats you on the shoulder. “See ya.” And then she walks off.

Stack crosses her arms. “So, new guy. Whaddya wanna do?”

> Have lunch, learn more about Stack.
> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.
> Find people who don’t seem to have anything better to do.
> Other

>>45684227
> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.

>>45684227
>> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.

A Texan huh. She'd better say y'all.

>>45684202
>short
>stack
GS pls, is that even accurate?

>>45684307
She's as flat as a Tiger's frontal glacis, sorry.

>>45684227
>Other

>"I thought everything is bigger in Texas"

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>>45684363
Noice

>>45684227
>Explore the clubs, see what's in store for you.

And I for one am perfectly happy with a Texas loli.

>>45684227
>> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.

>>45684363
No need to be sorry about perfection, GS.

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>>45684363
>>45684468
> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.
Let's do...something!

>>45684468
Opinons anon opinions

>>45684379
Anon, no bully before we get to know her!

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>>45684580
Flat is a terrible affliction.

> Explore the clubs, see what’s in store for you.

You decide to explore a little with Stack around the club fair. You catch occasional glimpses of Winona testing out the chilis set out in booths, and find that she thinks of them as milder than a cold winter day. That girl really does have a stomach of iron it seems. “Lotta clubs around, yeah?” says Stack.

“Yeah, there’ s so many,” you say. “Were you planning on joining any?”

Stack folds her arms smugly. “I already joined the Model UN I declare.” What? “Yeah, over there.” She points over to one of the Model UN Booths, showing off a nation known as Sealand. “Girl over there said she needs representatives, and I need an extracurricular that emphasizes my mind more than my brawn.” The girl manning the Sealand booth waves at Stack, and Stack waves back in return. “Hi, Rochelle!”

“Oh.” Huh. You would’ve thought of her as just some dumb hick frankly but you guess that’s reasonable. That’s what you get for judging you guess.

“What about you?” asks Stack. “What kind of club you looking for?”

“Well I-“ You’re tapped on the shoulder, then you turn around to see a pair of cheerleaders standing right in your face. “Gyaaah!” You yelp in surprise. “Wh- what?”

[1/2]

>>45684893
[2/2]

They immediately slide to the side to reveal that girl from yesterday, Clara, wearing a cheerleader uniform. “You look the part of a cheerleader!” Yo… you do? You look down at yourself. Do you? She steps up to you, her breasts immediately pushing against yours. “What do you say? Want to join?”

“E-…” You point to her chest. “Y- your chest is pushing up against mine.”

Clara smirks, giving you a very coy look. “Oh? Whaddya gonna do about it?” You step back, immediately dusting down your clothes. “Come on, I bet you’ve always wondered what cheerleading is like!” She holds out her hand, and one of her cheerleaders immediately places an application in it. She holds it out to you. “How about it? If you join the Cheerleading team, I can teach quite a bit!”

> “Sure.”
> “I’ll think about it.”
> “No thanks.”
> Other

>>45684893
Glad to see Sealand again after so long.

>>45684933
> “I’ll think about it.”

>>45684933
>> “I’ll think about it.”

Bueno

>>45684933
> “No thanks.”
Hahahaha, no. Go back to fighting with Trudy, Clara.

>>45684933
>“I’ll think about it.”

>>45684933
> “I’ll think about it.”
find out what else is out there first

>>45684933
> “I’ll think about it.”

>>45684933
> “I’ll think about it.”
You do need to be fairly fit to be a cheerleader right? I don't know if our bookworm lifestyle accommodates that.

>>45684933
> “I’ll think about it.”
Think looong and hard about it

>>45685065
The big boobs may also be a hindrance.

>>45685149
It sure as hell isn't slowing down Clara.

>>45684933
>“I’ll think about it.”
Our name isn't "star" or any variation thereof.

>>45684933
> “Sure.”

>>45684933
>“Sure.”

Finally, we get to be the alpha bitch!
Let's start working on our oujou-laugh!

>>45685337
Oujou laughs aren't allowed when you aren't actually an oujou.

>>45685337
Are you saying Trude wasn't alpha, anon?

>>45685376
This man speaks truth.

>>45685389
The switching was real.

>>45685389
Anon, we have neither the hair nor the money to back up an oujou lifestyle.

>>45685473
That's what will make it so much fun! She'll pretend to be an Oujou by living off the kindness of others and then it all comes crashing down when people notice she's a poor fag.

>>45685502
Deceiving people is wrong, anon.

>>45685588
We're a poorfag, being human trash is expected of us

> “I’ll think about it.”

“I’ll think about it.” You take the application and fold it up and place it neatly into your bag.

“Ohoho, you better,” says Clara. She snaps her fingers. “Girls!” The cheerleaders immediately pick up Clara and carry her away from you. “I will be seeing you later, whatsyourname!” Ah, you didn’t even tell her your name. Or maybe you did and she just didn’t remember. Either isn’t very kind.

Stack smirks. “Well, hey. I think you got the body of a cheerleader.” You roll your eyes. “Come on.”

“I just want to see what options are available,” you say. “Do you know any other clubs out there that need members?”

Stack shrugs. “Well, I could always use a friend in Model UN. Other than that, I’m not sure. I think I saw a Home Ec. Club that needed members.” Home economics? Cooking? Why, that’s something you can do!

> Check out the Home Ec. Club.
> See what the Model UN is about.
> Double down on Cheerleading.
> Other

>>45685690
>> Check out the Home Ec. Club.

>>45685690
> See what the Model UN is about.

Because you know, alternative universe it may be, in a weeks time something particularly hilarious might happen anyway.

>>45685690
> Check out the Home Ec. Club.
She does enjoy cooking.

>>45685690

> Check out the Home Ec. Club.

Delicious cuisine.

>>45685690
>> Check out the Home Ec. Club.

>>45685690
>Check out the Home Ec. Club.

> See what the Model UN is about.

>>45685690
> Check out the Home Ec. Club.

>>45685690
>Home Ec

We will bring the command tower into the kitchen... the bridge of the house!

So does Clara have a reference pick? I'm trying to figure out what she looks like.

>>45686180
Red headed polish girl with black lacy stockings.

>>45685690
>> See what the Model UN is about.

>>45686231
That's Winona. The anon above meant Clara.

>>45686285
Oh.. uh.. some random chick who isn't a red head.

> Check out the Home Ec. Club.

-

-

“Eh? You want to join the Home Economics Club?” The booth looks absolutely run down and decrepit, and the only one here to greet you was one very beleaguered looking Senior. “That’s great! Really!” She smiles happily, brushing down her apron. She bites her lip, a blush evident on her freckle-stained cheeks. “I’d love to have someone join my club, it’s been a while and honestly, things have been kind of hectic for the past few years.”

“Why?” you ask.

“Well, ever since LGA won ITL a year or two back, I’ve been bleeding members like a stuck pig,” she says. “The Tankery team mostly advertises the Girl Scouts’ bakery and most members of mine left to join either the bakery or the Tankery team which has uh… left me kind of…” She shrugs. “Lonely.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says Stack. “You still cook good food though, right-“ She presents a horrific looking dish that appears to be more human waste than food. “Deeeuggaha! What is that!?”

“Stack!” you say. The girl’s lip curls, pouting. “I- I’m so sorry. We’re just not used to your cuisine as all. I’m sure this cake would be delicious!” You grin happily.

She blinks, looking down. “It’s supposed to be lasagna.”

…

She offers you an application. “My name is Penny, Penny Spencer. Um. Give it some thought, I guess. I don’t blame you.” You take it, you definitely will give it some thought.

“Well, hey.” Stack sticks her finger in the lasagna and takes a taste. “It can’t be that bad-“ Stack’s eyes go wide, and she immediately bolts for the nearest trash can to hurl. You sigh, looking at Penny sadly.

Penny looks back sadly. “I don’t even know why I bother. I’m not even good at cooking anyway.”

[1/2]

>>45686448
[2/2]

-

-

You end up at the lunch ground with Winona again and Stack too. Winona is busy patting her belly, proudly displaying her accomplishments of having survived every bit of chili so far. “So, find a club you want to join?” Stack and Winona were already introduced, and so far enjoy each other’s company at least.

You shrug. “It’s between Home Ec, Model UN, and Cheerleading I guess.”

“Oooh, nice. I joined the Animal’s Club,” says Winona. What? There’s an Animal’s Club? “Girl runs an entire animal shelter out of her room. It’s really great! They even have horses!” Aw, now that actually sounds kind of interesting. Oh well.

“Ellie! Ellie!” You look over to see Griselda pulling two girls behind her, the extremely tall girl from before, and the girl with glasses you met this morning as well. “I found you two new crewmembers!” Oh? A five man crew just for you now? Griselda points to the tall girl. “Josephina deGrasse.” She points to the girl with the glasses. “Ingrid Berra. Meet your new crew, Stack, Winona, and Elodie.”

Ingrid nods to you. “Hi, I guess.”

Josephina nods. “Bonjour.” Oooh, French Canadian?

“I’ll leave you guys to talk!” Griselda grins happily, marching off and away. Ingrid crosses her arms, looking kind of disinterested, while Josephina looks absolutely like she’s going to die from embarrassment.

“So, you guys know anything about tanks?” asks Stack.

“No,” they both say. “I’m only here for the extra credit,” says Ingrid.

… Oh boy.

> “Ingrid, maybe you can tell us a bit about yourself!”
> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”
> “Stack, how about a story or two? Entertain us?”
> Other

>>45686473
> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

Break you off some bagget girl.

>>45686180
No but she's a big titty cheerleader with brown hair I believe.

Or blonde. I honestly can't remember.

>>45686473
> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

>>45686473
>> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

>>45686564
Blonde with drill-tails.

>>45686473
>> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

>>45686473
> “Ingrid, maybe you can tell us a bit about yourself!”

>>45686473
>“Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”
In b4 "the cold ones"

>>45686473
>> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

>>45686580
Oh she was legitimately an Ojou?

I gotta do an archive binge one of these days.

>>45686564
>>45686580
How big are we talking? Bigger than ours?

>>45686632
Bigger than yours.

I was sure that an anon made some Artificial Academy 2 girls of them, that's the best ref you'll find.

>>45686632
What's bigger than D?

>>45686473
Which one of the delinquents horded animals again?

>>45686681
DD or E. Knew an older woman wth Hs once. Her poor back...

>>45686684
Abigail Zwillman. She runs a stress-relief program where students can play around with cats and dogs for an hour or two. Also loans horses for transportation if needed.

>>45686712
Every woman in my family is "cursed" with larger than D tits. It's ruined my perception of big.

> “Josephina, which part of Canada are you from?”

“Ooh, me?” You nod to her. She sits down next to you, nervously. Everyone looks up at her. “Montreal.”

…

“Cool,” says Stack.

“You like baseball?” asks Ingrid a bit hopefully.

“Er, I-… I guess,” says Josephina. Ingrid beams happily, brightly even. “I have never seen a baseball game nor have I er… seen a baseball field or anything related to baseball.” Ingrid’s beaming slowly dies down and she goes back to being bored. “S-… sorry.”

“It’s fine,” you say. “I hear Montreal is a beautiful city.”

“It is,” says Josephina slowly. She glances away, patting her knees nervously.

Winona smiles. “You excited to take Tankery?”

Stack giggles a little. “I bet with her height, it’d be a bit difficult.” Josephina slowly shrinks, nervously. Stack blinks when she sees Winona and you give her a stern glare. “… that is, I mean, I’m sure you’d make it work, Josephina! Hehe… I’d be happy to show you and Ingrid how things work around a tank, all of you!”

Everyone is quiet.

Wow, what a jolly crew this is.

-

-

It’s getting to be quitting time as clubs start to take stock on how many people they’ve recruited, what they’ve sold, that sort of stuff. Griselda meets with you away from your friends outside of the Fair’s gates. “So, how’d things go? You hit it off with your new and improved and expanded crew?” She nudges you elbow, grinning happily, expectant of a good answer.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>45686981
>Boast

>>45686981
> Neutral

>>45686981
>> Boast

>>45686981
> Polite

>>45686981
>Neutral

>>45686981

> Neutral

Boast can't solve all our problems.

>>45686981
>> Polite

>>45686981
>Neutral

>>45686981
>> Polite

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>>45684580
>>45684689

>>45686981
> Neutral

>>45686981
>Polite
"Just fuck my shit up"

>>45686674
Good news, I found the relevant images.
Bad news, you can't make them larger. So yeah, pictures for ants.
They can be found here.
archive 4plebs.org/tg/thread/33359105/#33361670

>>45686712
>Knew an older woman wth Hs once
Damn son. I watched Valkyrie Drive and I can't even imagine that.

>>45687245
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33359105/

You can find larger versions there.

>>45687245
I've seen worse than Hs, this poor woman could have lost a child in her cleavage. I don't even know what to call the cup size. Needless to say she was very overweight but, it haunts me to this day, how bad her spine must have been.

>>45687312
heh, my family would shock the shit out of you then....

> Neutral

“I’m going to be honest, Stack’s nice but she doesn’t have much tact. Josephine is really shy. And Ingrid doesn’t seem too interested in Tankery in the first place.” Griselda’s smile instantly fades away like ashes in the wind. “That’s just being honest, Griselda. I’m sorry, but er… this crew is going to be a fixer-upper.”

“Yeah, I’m sorry if I’m forcing anything on you,” she says. “But I really do need as many people as I can get. Our first two matches with Kursk are this weekend! And over the period of Spring after the All-Star game, I haven’t been able to drum up enough support,” she sighs deeply. “I only got four other people to sign up besides them you and you guys. That’s three crews! Three tanks we can use!”

You nod, folding your arms. “Sounds rough.”

“It is,” says Griselda. “But that’s for me to handle. You should focus on your crew. Get to them a bit. Hell, ask one of them out on a date or something. Stack and Winona will be fine, but maybe you should try and get to know Ingrid and Josephine better, see what they want.” A good idea you suppose. “You’re going to be a real life saver for me, Ellie, I can feel it.” So can you, if you’re being honest.

“Well, thanks for sending them my way, Griselda,” you say. It is strange that the younger sister of one of the most celebrated American Tankery Commanders is now having to scrape the bottom of the barrel for crews and tanks. You’ll have to ask about that more in detail later you suppose. Griselda happily hugs you, then says goodbye as she heads off.

And with that, you rejoin your crew outside of the gates. Everyone is sort of awkwardly standing around with each other, apparently unable to find a topic to speak of. “Well, we all have each other’s numbers, right?” They all nod. “Good, good.”

[1/2]

>>45687491
[2/2]


…

“I’m going to head back to my room,” says Ingrid. “Game’s gonna be on.” She turns around and starts walking away.

Stack checks the time on her phone. “Yeah, I should get practicing my loading. See ya!” She hurries off in the other direction.

All that’s left is Josephine.

…

“I-… I will do whatever you guys want to do.”

> Follow Ingrid.
> Follow Stack.
> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!
> Go back home, get some dinner.
> Other

>>45687512
>Flirt with the French girl, flirt hard.
>Maybe swimming.

>>45687512
>Go back home, get some dinner.

>>45687512
> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!

>>45687512
>> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!

Time for some forceful, and probably very awkward, bonding.

>>45687512
> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!

>>45687512
>> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!

>>45687512
>Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party! You'll force this crew together if it kills you!
We can load, watch the game and be VERY awkward at the same time!

But what did happen? Griselda could easily ride Trudy's coattails to basically anywhere but she isn't.

>>45687641
Could be any number of reasons but we'll find out soon enough.

> Call everybody together, damn it, you are going to have what people call a slumber party!

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“Oh, if you had told me we were having a slumber party, I would’ve prepared more, oooohhh…” Winona hurries around the room, trying to clean everything up for the incoming arrival of your guests. “Oooh, everything is so dirty! When did that stain get on the wall! They’re going to be here soon!”

“Winona.” You point to Josephine, already dressed in her yellow nightgown. “Josephine is already here.”

“That’s different, she followed us here!” Winona hurries to dust off the desk and make sure that the refreshments and pizza she bought is good. “Oooohhhh!” There’s a knock at the door. “That sounds like Stack! Nobody knocks on a steel door!” You open up the door to see that it is indeed Stack.

“Hey, hey, children!” Stack raises her arm, stepping while she carries her blankets and toiletries underarm. “Oooh, is that pizza?” You nod, and she immediately gravitates towards it. “So…” She immediately picks up a few slices on a plate, dropping her things pretty much anywhere. “What are we doing tonight? Talking tanks? Or maybe watching some matches or…” She squints at the models on the desk. “Who built these?”

Winona smiles. “Oh, I did. I’m a huge Unlimited fan.”

Stack stares at her, then nods slowly. “… okay.” She looks at you, then gently gravitates back towards Josephine.

And following after Stack comes Ingrid. “Right, I’m here, let’s get this over with.” She drops her sleeping bag on the floor and starts unbuttoning her blouse, apparently planning on sleeping in her underwear. She sits down, looking at the game scores on her phone.

Alright. First thing’s first. You need something to entertain them!

…

Eep.

> WHAT DO YOU DO!?

>>45688126
>Your pride and joy: a functioning SNES.

>>45688126
Alright girls texas hold em' lets see who's got a good poker face.

>>45688126
Where did we get the pizza if the pizza place was torn down!?

>>45688126
>Bring out our pride and joy: an old, beat up Fender Jazz Bass and proceed to funk everything up with our hidden talent.

>>45688274
Logistics!

>>45688126
>>45688182
Its kind of awful but considering our poor background, I can't but feel it is most appropriate.

Alternatively, I guess we could put some movies on or something.

>>45688126
Boardgames.
Lotsa boardgames.

>>45688126
>>Your pride and joy: a functioning SNES

>>45688362
>>45688182
And what, our TV that has no RCA cables.

>>45688126
>>45688311
>>45688346
This.

>>45688425
I will have you know that my SNES plugs in through the co-axial TV port. STRAYA CUNT

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>>45688126
Start undressing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45688542
When was the last time a TV was made with a coax port?

>>45688875
I'd think most still do to accommodate an antenna for broadcast TV.

>>45688875
I'm looking at a TV that can't be more than 3 years old with those holes.

>>45681059
I'm a little late, but I would advise against early Cold War vehicles. If you remain in WW2, lights, mediums, and heavies all have their place. Early Cold War and the advent of the MBT gets rid of that to an extent. Therefor, in the interest of more actual choice, keeping it to WW2 would be preferable.

>>45689049
Oh I agree, but I think early Korea WW2 variants are okay.

You quickly burrow into your dufflebag. You’ve been saving this for a rainy day, but you’ve enjoyed this thing from the very first Christmas that you got it. You pull it out, and immediately everyone looks at it.

“Is that an SNES?” asks Ingrid.

“Yep!” You smile happily, moving to the TV built into the wall and peering around. Just have to find a way to plug this all in. “I’ve been playing with this baby since I was 5 years old!”

“… this was old in 2005,” says Winona.

“Well, yeah,” you say. “But hey, I can be fun too.” You place your hand on your chest, staring at all of them. “This is me being fun. See how fun I am?” You smile happily. They all look at you as if you’re crazy. “Really!” You go back to trying to figure out how to plug this in. Has to be a port… Aha! You start plugging everything in until finally, you got it all. “Alright, we have games like er… Mario Kart! And Super Mario and Legend of Zelda… Let’s try Mario Kart first!”

You put in the cartridge, then turn on the old beauty. You turn on the TV.

…

Nothing. “Huh.” You look down at it, then at the TV. “Erm. This usually works,” you say.

“Maybe the TV is too new,” says Ingrid.

“Oh.” You blink. You look down. Damn it. Fuck. You were really looking forward to playing on this thing too on your off-days.

Ingrid sits down next to you, and looks at your saddened face. You look away. Can’t let them see you like this. “I’ve got some boardgames over in my dorm. I can bring those over.”

> “No, it’s okay.”
> “Could you?”
> Other