Cliff Crushing EditionArchive: https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/Twitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonThemes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404 Recently: You've been absolutely crushing Cliff in your first Elite Four match. But he's just sent out NincadaGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear vote winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever! This is not a video game.Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.Badges: 9Pokemon on you:Aria (Meloetta)Leviathan (Gyarados)Vlad (Crobat)Trunks (Trevenant)Destiny (Kingdra)Oberon (Garchomp)Not In Party:Zappy Dan (Magnezone)Fel (Butterfree)Devon (Houndoom)Raistlin (Alakazam)Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Send out Vlad.
Gobble gobble gobble - drunk edition!
Gobble is kill.
>>45709995Vlad already took a hit from Stealth Rock thoughOberon should be a good start for this Nincada
>>45710103Yup, Oberon STRONK! We really need someone with rapid spin.
>>45710156Just teach Vlad Roost and Defog, done
Nincada appears and vanishes behind a small rock. It’s barely visible from where you’re standing. 7-8 inches, max. It’s soft white blends a bit into the sun bleached sand and dirt.“In a surprise move, Cliff has sent out a Nincada!”“That’s right, Chip. I’m checking now and... yes, I can confirm. This is the first time we’ve seen this Pokemon in action.”“Cliff has been pressed this entire battle. What’s he planning with this?”“Only time will tell, Chip. Only time will tell.”Oberon raises an eyebrow. He was expecting something a bit more intimidating to match his strength.>Swap! You need someone else for this>Dual Chop, two quick strikes, one is bound ti hit>Slash at it and keep moving>Dragon Rush, dragon power!>Use Dragon Rage to peck at it, it can’t have much healt>Fire Fang again, take that, bug!>Take Down, full strength>Sand Tomb, trap it so it can’t escape>Dragon Claw, try for a crit>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do>Crunch, Try to lower its defence>Double Team, get that evasion back up!>Use Earthquake, it hits in a wide area>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil working>Something else
>>45710225>Sand Tomb, trap it so it can’t escape
>>45710225>Double Team, get that evasion back up!Fight fire with fire
>>45710225>>Double Team, get that evasion back up!GOTTA SPEED, KID.
>>45710225>>Double Team, get that evasion back up!We should set up Sandstorm next and if we still have our stride from last night maybe push for Mega with Oberon
Feint attack always hits, right? We could try Trunks.
>>45710296I imagine there will be special circumstances with this oneLike it will have a dodge die similar to Destiny's for every attack or something
>>45710225>Swap! You need someone else for thisI'm voting Vlad, since he's the fastest and can't be hit by ground moves. Trunks should also be good with status, recovery, Feint attack and probably Phantom Force.
>>45710225>Use Earthquake, it hits in a wide are
Friendly reminder Trunks has been hit by a yawn and will fall asleep when we toss him back in
>>45710417Yawn doesn't hold in the pokeball
>>45710417Switching stops that.
>>45710225>>Double Team, get that evasion back up!
Rolled 9 (1d100)[Roll those dice]
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>45710478
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>45710478Oh lawd
>>45710435>>45710443Oh, my bad. Apparently I'm terrible at Pokemon. That's two threads in a row I've been befuddled by seemingly simple things.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>45710478
>>45710499Well it's not great. But compared to 9...
>>45710540yeah and this is just a buff so as long as we don't crit fail it'll do it's job
>>45710503Clearly you need to start binging on Pokemon quizzes anon!
“Double Team! Get that up quick!”Oberon moves quickly, producing illusionary copies of himself using incredible speed.Nincada dashes out from the rocks, fires off Toxic, and dives back under cover, vanishing from sight.The purple glob of ooze lands where Oberon was a second ago. He casually watches it go by and narrows his gaze.The small rock it's behind isn’t very big. Any other Pokemon would stick out, but you can’t see him.“Oh! Looks like a miss from Nincada.”“I hope he’s got a plan, Chip.”>Double Team, Again!>Dragon Rush. Crash through the rock!>Dual Chop, two quick strikes, one is bound to hit>Slash at it and keep moving>Use Dragon Rage and keep away>Fire Fang! Hot hot hot!>Take Down, crash through!>Sand Tomb at the rock.>Dragon Claw, try for a crit, slash that rock in half>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do>Crunch, get it in your teeth!>Use Earthquake, it hits in a wide area>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil working>Swap Pokemon>Something else
>>45710715>>Double Team, Again!Be that girl.
>>45710715>>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil workingMORE SPEED.
>>45710715>>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do
>>45710715>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil working
>>45710715>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil workingLet's set-up then!
>>45710744It's evasion not speed
>>45710715>>Sandstorm, get Sand Veil workingCould we get Oberon to clear out and flatten the field with Earthquake or Dragon Rush during the storm so it has no where to hide?
>>45710744>>45710759>>45710775Just so you guys know, double team does the same thing and lasts as long as we're out. Sandstorm won't hurt the nincada and peters out after 5 turns.
>>45710715>Use Dragon Rage and keep away>>45710780It's tiny though, Earthquake won't exactly create a properly flat area so it'll always have places to hide.
>>45710715>Double Team, Again!
>>45710829Maybe we can pile on the Sandstorms and cover the field with sand burying all the rocks and leaving nothing but sand
According to Bulbapedia,>It does not like sunlight, so it avoids it. Something to consider if we need to bring Devon out.
>>45710906At 7 - 8 inches it could just hide behind one of the tiny sand-dunes that would be created instead though.
>>45710920Devon's not with us.
>>45710906or a similar idea maybe pull out Destiny and have her Rain Dance until the field is a giant mud pitDestiny was trained to move around in the mud but Nincada might be slowed down by it
Rolled 22 (1d100)[Roll those dice!]
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>45710996
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>45710996
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>45710996
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>45710996
>>45710996>>45711008This is not Cliff's day, huh.Watch him reverse-sweep us with his final Pokemon now.
>>45711008Is that a crit?
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>45710996d
>>45710937Yeah you're rightI just really want to wow and surprise the crowd and Cliff when the Sand Storm dies down and there is no place for it to hide.
>>45711049It's the size of a - fairly majestic - penis, anon. Imagine trying to make a field flat enough you couldn't hide your boner - it's gonna be pretty tough!
Man, looking up Nincada reminds me just how goddamn weird Shedinja is. 1HP, but immune to a good 3/4 of types.
I, for one, can't wait until we get rekt by the next in the elite four
>>45711152That's not gonna happen anon! We're gonna get to the Champion for sure, mark my words!
...What happens if multiple trainers make it through the elite four?
>>45711260I think it will be a Red/Blue situationWhoever got through first faces the Champ and then, if they win, face off against the next challenger.
>>45711260The League takes a good hard look at just what Kind of Elite four they've hired.
>>45711288See that's what I had thought but if you do that then whoever is randomly assigned to go first needs to win against the champion and the challenger immediately afterwards. The one to go after would only need to defeat the new champ. It gives more opportunity for failure for whoever goes first. I think it would make more sense to make a new tournament bracket with whoever gets through, and narratively it would be pretty dramatic to face Robin then.
>>45711452While I agree that would be a dramatic moment I think it would be better to face Robin with the actual title on the line rather than the right to challenge Violet.Maybe we will both face her after the Four and if we make it through we will fight for the title?
“Oh! And it looks like Cliff is up to something on the other side of that rock!”“Whatever his plan, Chip, you just know it’s going to be something good.You gesture dramatically for Oberon. You find he responds better to when you really make it big and grand. For some reason you’re just really connecting with Oberon.“Sandstorm! Let’s go!”Oberin unleashes a hellstorm of particles and dust.Most beings react to forces of nature. They hide, make shelter, huddle in groups, and basically do their best to survive. Oberon isn’t like that. He commands. You have a feeling that he could order the tides not to come in and they’d actually listen. You’re feeling the same way too.Nincada is blown from it’s cover and out into the open. He lands on his back, flips up, and uses Mind Reader on Oberon. His next move will hit, no matter what.“I guess we won’t get a chance to set things up, Nincada. Let’s go with your style instead.” Cliff points to Oberon. “You know what to do!”Oberon spreads his wings and lowers his head. He’s been challenged and accepts.You can feel him. You know what he’s thinking and feeling. You can feel that tingly sensation in your guts. You can try to mega-evolve. If you succeed, it’ll unlock. But if you fail, it might backfire.>Something’s up. Swap out!>Double Team, Again and again!>Dragon Rush! Take him head on!>Dual Chop, two quick strikes, one is bound to hit>Slash at it and keep moving>Use Dragon Rage and keep away>Fire Fang! Flameo, hotman>Take Down, it can’t match your power>Sand Tomb, trap it, quick!>Dragon Claw, try for a crit>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do>Crunch, get it in your teeth!>Use Earthquake, flatten the ground everywhere>Swap Pokemon>Something elseAlso:>Push to mega evolve>Don’t push
>>45711558>Sand Tomb, trap it, quick!>Masturbate vigorously marveling at the power of your Dragon King.
>>45711558>>Dragon Claw, try for a crit>>Push to mega evolveLET'S GO.
>>45711558>>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do>>Don’t push
>>45711558>Dragon Rush! Take him head on!>Push to mega evolveFULL POWAH
>>45711558>Dragon Claw, try for a crit>Push, push!
>>45711558>Dragon Claw, try for a crit>Push to mega evolve
>>45711558>Dig, avoid whatever he's about to do>Don’t push
>>45711558>>Dragon Rush! Take him head on!>Push to mega evolve
How important is reading the previous threads for following this quest?
>>45711558>Use Earthquake, flatten the ground everywhere>Push to mega evolve
>>45711665http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Flute Just read the damn thing
>>45711665For the battles? Not very. For any social interactions? Very.
>>45711558>>Dragon Rush! Take him head on!>>Push to mega evolveIn place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
>>45711665B-but why would you follow a quest without reading through it?
It might Earthquake if we DigI know it's a gamble but I really think we should take him head-on and go for MegaIf we get it, (and look at Oberon's results in this match so far) we could take out his most powerful pokemon and get a new abilityAlso consider how fucking cool it will look
>>45711558I'm pretty sure he's gonna use Fissure though. I don't know how he learned it, but it makes sense.
>>45711780Fissure, huh. Well that'd be bad.
>>45711831Unfortunately, we can't evade it through Dig so there's not much to do but hit him with everything we have.
>>45711831*especially* since mind reader obviates the usual miss chance
>>45711721Because this quest is 130+ threads long.Last time I archive binged a quest that long it took me a whole week of nonstop reading.I do mean nonstop, as in I passed out for half an hour in the morning then continued reading.
>>45711865Well the way Cliff's rolling it's not like it'd be a threat otherwise!
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>45711854[Using this as a tiebreaker.Now give me those dice rolls!]
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>45711928
>>45711880Didn't take that long for me. Would you be interested if it was in a story-only format?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>45711928
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>45711928Name, gob
Rolled 6 (1d10)[Don't mind this roll. Totally nothing to worry about]
>>45711936>>45711956>>45711968Oh god, I was worried there for a sec
>>45711968What the fuck Oberon, what the actual fuck.
>>45711971>>45711928Gobble, you forgot your name. And trip. Again.
The dice gods giveth, and the dice gods taketh away.Who's hype for getting nat 1s for a four threads?
>>45711940I forwent sleep for a week in the quest of catching up on a quest. An ultimately shitty one at that, honestly.The issue is I can't, now. I'm interested regardless.
>>45712021Oberon x Kat pastebin.All should service the mighty king!
>>45712079We must appease the dice-gods to ensure further favor!
>>45712087I'd actually be down for that.
I met a traveller from an antique landWho said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its sculptor well those passions readWhich yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:And on the pedestal these words appear:'My name is Oberon king of Feries:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away."
>>45712085there is a summery of the quest so far in the OP but I don't think it's been updated for awhile
>>45712087Pls no, at least nobody cares about Violet. I'm not up for further pokesmut.
>>45712161King Oberon will be serviced by his Poke wives! It is known!
>>45712087I wouldn't mind more Vance and Jeanine smut soon myself, if we're talking about bins.
>>45712243Speaking of Poke-wives...Have Vlad's kids been distributed to new trainers yet?
>>45712161Violet is hands down my favorite character... After Claire anyway. Stupid Robin.. being there first.. I-if only Claire and Kat had met sooner.
>>45712313I think the last time we checked on that, Zubats were becoming a popular starter because of Vlad and our TV show.
>>45712347Huh, I mean I can kinda get it in a fun to read about way, but LIKING her...not so much. Clair is good but Robin is also good anon.
>>45712347>Violet is hands down my favorite characterYour taste is spectacularly shit anon, congratulations.
Speaking of smut, what happened to the anon(s?) talking about writing some?
>>45712399Claire is spectacular anon. Violet is naughty. Robin is okay. I'm just glad she's grown out of the meek and terrified phase.
>>45712427Been busy with school and work.Few pages in. I'll try to finish it when I'm feeling inspired and have time.
>>45712399I think she's a really good villain, in that I get a pit in my stomach every time she's in a scene. She's powerful, and I can't -quite- seem to be able to get in her head, but she doesn't just come across as random. Worst of all, sometimes I think she might be right. I felt more relaxed fighting registers than any time we've seen her.
>>45712518Waiting with bated breath!
“Oberon! Dragon Claw!”“Nincada! Mimic!”Oberon and Nincada explode after each other. They close the long distance quickly. Sand and cheers and an intense fighting spirit blanket them from the outside world. Inside, it’s just the fight.Oberon glows and shimmers as he runs, wings close to his body. He pulses and explodes in light as he begins to transform.You feel your heart pound in your chest. You’re going to bring this fight to order!Nincada leaps and twirls through the air. It’s tiny claws glow purple. It’s fearless against the opponent many times it’s size. Infact, it seems to prefer it that way.Oberon’s claws extend and he takes his slash. You can’t see any of it. It’s way too fast. But you can feel it.The claws pass through Nincada! The tiny Pokemon actually manages to duck between the space in Oberon’s claws. He lands Dragon Claw, scrapping along Oberon’s side.But it was a feint! Oberon finishes mega-evolving and spins around, bringing his other claws to bare on the tiny Pokemon.It hits Nincada dead on.There’s a bubble of air that clears away the sand as Nincada is sent flying back. Despite weighing nearly nothing, it flies in a straight line and lands well outside the battle boundries. It hits the wall near Cliff, making a small impact.A silence fills the arena. Oberon stands in all his glory, fully evolved, tall and proud. He folds his sharp wings in close to his body and snorts. It’s not of derision, just of authority.He is Oberon, the king.(continued)
>>45712739Feel a little bad for that wee Nincada.
Have some appropriate battle music: https://youtu.be/cKqRMfquvgY
>>45712739“Nincada is unable to battle.”Cliff recalls his tiny Pokemon. You’ve absolutely wrecked his plans at every turn. You can see it in his eyes. He doesn’t look upset though. Far from it.“Flygon! Come on out!”>Swap Pokemon. Have Oberon exit on that high note>Dragon Claw! No let up!>Dragon Rush! All power all day!>Double Team! Unlimited Evasion Works>Take Down, it can’t match your power>Use Dragon Rage and keep away>Fire Fang! Give him a chance>Slash and dive>Crunch away it’s defence>Dual Chop>Something else
>>45712788I kind of feel bad for Cliff in general, like I'm worried that instead of making us look good, we're making him look bad, and he doesn't deserve that.
>>45712806>>Slash and diveCrits galore
>>45712806>>Dragon Rush! All power all day!OHKO
>>45712806>Dragon Rush! All power all day!Super effective on another dragon.>>45712788You shouldn't he rose above his station.
>>45712806>Dragon ClawIt's more powerful than dragon rush isn't it?
>>45712806>>Dragon Rush! All power all day!
>>45712806>Take Down, it can’t match your power
>>45712806Tempted to swap for Vlad and turn this into a flying duel.
I love that our nickname is Status Queen and we just powered through this whole battle so far>>45712879It's not more powerful but it has a higher Crit chance
>>45712806>Dragon Rush! All power all day!Sweep incoming!
>>45712808He seems to be enjoying himself, so I wouldn't worry too much.Plus, no one thinks he's weak after he completely wrecked the other 2 competitors.
>>45712879No, Rush is 100, Claw is 80.Claw has better accuracy, though, 100 to 75.
>>45712806>Dragon Claw! No let up!
>>45712915it was only one so far wasn't it?we are the second one through
>>45712921Rush also has a chance at flinch, on top of it's "Fuck minimise" ability.
>>45712806Once again gobble, you need to remember we're at +2 evasion.
If we keep this up, earthquake will be terrifying. Stab and sand force and power boosts from mega. Flygon isn't technically immune, but if it trys dig or something weird, well, I doubt cliff would make that mistake.
>>45712978Nincada rolled an 82 to hit, that's enough to beat +2 evasion I'd think.
Rolled 58 (1d100)[Dice those rolls!]>>45712978[Yeah. But I treated it as +1 since Nincada's thing is being a precise little bullet of a Pokemon. If he actually managed to get on Oberon physically, he would have had great critical chance too.]
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>45713122
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>45713122
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>45713122
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>45713122
>>45713148>>45713161No... noo... >>45713180YES!
Have we taken any damage besides the swap out rock move thingy?
>>45713260Tiny nincada scratch on Oberon.
>>45713260just now with the Mimic
>>45713292Super effective Dragon Claw might be more than a scratch, but yeah that's been the only real hit.
>>45713331Considering we're mega garchomp and that thing is still a nincada it can't have done that much.
>>45712806>>45712739Since the Mega tends to affect Kat too, I wonder if the whole crowd's seeing her look inexplicably regal and Imperious right now.
>>45713484Well we are a duchess.
>>45713484I dunno, bet there's a few people who are acutely aware right now of the fact that Kat engaged in fisticuffs with this particular OP Garchomp and survived/won.
>>45713592Viscountess. Somewhat lower rank.Duchess would be one hair below the royal family.
“Dragon Rush!”Your heavy, muscle-loaded Garchomp leaps from its land to meet Flygon in the air. A purple aura coats him as he rockets at his target.K-Crash! He hits it and keeps going up. It’s like watching a train hit a go-cart. Flygon spins out and lands hard on the sifted dirt of the arena.But Flygon isn’t out yet! Despite being a super-effective hit, it raise up and prepares to use it’s move. That Flygon is tough!What’s Cliff planning exactly?The beat up Flygon drops into a suggestive pose and winks at Oberon.“And in a stunning strategy from Cliff, Flygon is using Attract!”“Oh! This is not something you expect to see at this level of play. Many consider Attract to be unreliable.”“In a match like this, you’ve got to use every tool in your box.”“Indeed, Chip.”Oberon lands gracefully. The Sandstorm roars all around him. And he blushes.>Swap before this turns into a farce!>Finish it! Dragon Claw>Go all out and crush it! Dragon Rush>Double Team, he won’t hesitate to use that, right?>Dual Chop, smack it up!>Slash, maybe he won’t be as hesitant with a weaker move>Crunch, get it in your teeth!>Something else
>>45713594Don't think that's common knowledge. I wish it was.
>>45713619It goes something like this:RoyaltyDuchyMarquisCountViscountBaronsKnightsBaron
>>45713682You've been waiting to use that image haven't you you cheeky Turkey.
>>45713693Like I said, a few.I bet vernon probably pooped himself a bit just now.
>>45713682>>Go all out and crush it! Dragon RushMega evolution should allow us to help counter it.
>>45713682>Double Team, he won’t hesitate to use that, right?
>>45713724[I literally just googled it right now. I had no idea it was a thing, but there's a whole set for some reason.]
>>45713682>Oberon you have to defeat her! If you show weakness now she'll never have a clutch of your young!>Finish it! Dragon ClawSee! This is why Kat needs to get him off before the fight! That way these filthy sluts wont weaken his resolve!
>>45713682>>Double Team, he won’t hesitate to use that, right?
>>45713682>Double Team, he won’t hesitate to use that, right?>Double team the poké he's attracted toLewd
>>45713682>>Go all out and crush it! Dragon RushOberon don't need no dragon hussy. He can have all the ass he wants from Levi.
>>45713682>Something elseUse the Mega link to try to break the Attract
>>45713682>Finish it! Dragon ClawOberon, you have to prove to her how strong you are!
Conversely, the mega link could be making attract make it harder for Kat to concentrate too.
>>45713682>Finish it! Dragon Claw
>>45713682>>Go all out and crush it! Dragon Rushmega shuold help break the attract since we're inside his head.
>>45713682change>>45713752to dragon claw
>>45713682>Swap before this turns into a farce!
Rolled 62 (1d100)[Dice 'em!]
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>45714043
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>45714043
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>45714043
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>45714043
>>45714071>>45714070>>45714078>>45714083OBERON GIVES NO FUCKS! HE WILL NOT BE SWAYED HARLOT! THE KING BOWS BEFORE NO WENCH!
>>45714071Bullshit. The dice gods cannot be this generous. Someone's finally cracked the code.
>>45714071Did we just reverse attract with Oberon's pure masculinity?
Long live the King.
>>45714071H A I L T O T H E K I N GAILTOTHEKINGThis isn't fucking spam, captcha. This is praise to our critlord, Oberon.
>>45714071>>45714083[This shit is bananas]
The time will come when the opposite happens and we lose every roll.When that does happen, can we not do what we did with Devon and push them past the limit, and instead accept defeat? Because we WILL kill our pokemon if we continue.
>>45714119>Flygon is to stunned by Oberon's majesty to move
>>45714071Well, Clair's going to be feeling a bit silly right now.
>>45714197Good god Robin! Not in public! I know you like Kat but.. stop! They're watching! Oh god.. is violet doing it too!? C-claire n-no! Smut bin of the girls getting off to Kat's amazing pokemastery?
>>45714230We are gonna have to let her know she will be punished for doubting us
Holy shit. First my 90's last thread, then my 75, and now my hundred. I'm on a roll here.
>>45714243Robin just starts fingering herself in the open, not giving any shits.
>>45714258She'll have to address her as Queen Kat all night long.
>>45714197We better get offers to have Oberon studded out after this battle.
>>45714230Eh, let's pretend we're doing this well due to her checking our ego. as opposed to us just brute forcing everything
>>45714199Agreed, my frriend. And I can't wait until we prove Clair right later.Also, fully hoping the attract reverts on the Flygon or some shit because of Oberon's glor
>>45714199That will happen when we fight Robin or Violet. Hopefully Robin. It'll be sad, but we'll be soo happy for her.
>>45714308I'll be happy with that outcome.
>>45714305>glorIs that slang for poképenis?
>>45714350Yeah win or lose I'll be happy with facing Robin in the finalsI really hope it comes down to a single Pokemon each
>>45714362Meant to say glory, but penis works fine too
>>45714071HAIL, TO THE FUCKING, KING.
>>45714379Make it really dramatic with us down to Devon and her down to Sylveon.
>Oberon, remember:>BITCHES AIN'T SHIT
Man I honestly don't think we've ever had rolls this good before.
>>45714494The battle against Dick was pretty good too. But, ya I think this is the best we have ever rolled.
You feel a little confused. You want to win, badly, but you also have something else you want to do. You want to...dominate.Your eyes scan the crowd for Robin. You can’t find her or Clair. Too far, too many people. You do see Sera up in the royal family’s special skybox though. Her fancy dress ripped at the sleeves. Oh, and that girl over there with the hips. You chest heaves in excitement. You’re the status queen. You should take as many wives as you want. Guys too. Maybe you, Robin, and Clair can-You shake your head.“Oberon! Snap out of it! Show her why you’re the king!”Oberon nods and dashes in. Instead of attacking directing, he wooshes around his opponent and takes her in his grasp gently.They share an awkward moment, staring into each other’s eyes. Then his face turns hard. “Maybe another time, if you work for it” you read it.He takes her out with a cold Dragon Claw, sending her skidding.She glances at him with a smile before passing out.“Never in my years of announcing have I seen a match like this.”“Just when you think you've seen it all, Chip.”Cliff takes back his Flygon. He inhales. He exhales. He throws out his last Pokeball. He wants to take down one Pokemon. Not with any malice, but as a challenge. A mountain he wants to climb.“Marowak! Go!”>Swap out. Give Garchomp a rest>Double Team>Dragon Claw, it’s been doing great so far>Dragon Rush! Overpower it!>Dual Chop>Slash at that bone. Try to cut it in half>Use Dragon Rage and back away>Fire Fang! Burn and flinch>Sand Tomb, trap it>Dig>Crunch>Use Earthquake, throw him off balance>Something else
>>45714567>>Sand Tomb, trap it
>>45714567>>Use Earthquake, throw him off balanceIt will get a boost from Sand Force and STAB
>>45714567>Use Earthquake, throw him off balanceStart out with our strongest move.
>>45714567>Use Earthquake, throw him off balance
>>45714567>Sand Tomb, trap it
>>45714567>>Use Earthquake, throw him off balancecome on one hit KO
>>45714567>He inhales. He exhales. He throws out his last Pokeball. He wants to take down one Pokemon. Not with any malice, but as a challenge. A mountain he wants to climb.Mad respect for this guy right now.
>>45714567>>Use Earthquake, throw him off balance
>>45714567>>Sand Tomb, trap itYou Dare Stand Before the KING!?
>>45714567>Slash at that bone. Try to cut it in half
>>45714567>Use Earthquake, throw him off balanceOberon better get some massive exp gains for this
>>45714679I think he also has mad respect for Kat right now. And Oberon has just been a star player this entire battle. We haven't even gotten to send out Aria.
>>45714679Yeah, unfortunately we can't really give him a pity win so it makes no sense to swap out, and Oberon pretty much seems invincible, unless he's been worn down a lot.
You just know he's going to end this battle saying something like he's glad he finally met someone who can shut that bitch of a champ down.
>>45714790I don't know, I think most of Violet's peers like her.Also I forget, where did the Elite Four fall on the Team Imperium nonsense?
>>45714770>local Pokemon is fucking invincible.jpg
>>45714770It'd be an insult to swap out Oberon. He wants to see if he can take him down and swapping out would be denying him the chance to prove that he's still a pro battler.Even if he knows he can't win at this point.Knock on wood.
Earthquake will have 195 power with STAB and Sand Force correct?
>>45714770Like he's a Mega Pokemon who's only been hit once. Even if Nincada's attack is insane enough to take down half Oberon's HP (I don't think it was) I'm not sure Marowak can finish the job.
>>45714816Leader of the Elite wasthe Leader of Imperium. He isn't now. Emma was in on it. Ignis the former (now dead) fire member was against Imperium. I got no idea on Cliff and Violet.
>>45714835Yeah I know, it's just that as good as the dice have been to us, it kind of feels like we've brute-forced our way through the whole match like it's a shounen anime and the bad guy forced the protagonist into transforming.
>>45714840Thats not counting the mega
>>45714840I honestly forgot about sandforce
>>45714816[Geno used to run Team Imperium from the shadows, trying to direct them to do the least amount of crime possible and control the underground. This is not common knowledge.Emma knew about Geno's arrangement. Tacit support.Rob learned about it. Doesn't care. He feels it doesn't affect him directly and until he can beat Geno, he can't really judge one way or the other.Cliff disapproved strongly, but knew he couldn't make the situation better by ratting anyone out.Geno and Emma tried to disband Team Imperium, but Rienhorn mucked that up. They've spent time cleaning up Team Imperium operations wherever they know they operate.Violet's knowledge about any of this is not known. But you can probably guess she would not approve. Then again, she's pretty Machiavellian, so she might appreciate a plan like that if Geno can argue it minimized instead of increased Pokemon abuse.]
>>45714894Well we didn't make and dumb decisions and we prepared well and he's a strong mon. We were good with our other pokes too, trunks could have been one shot earlier.
>>45714950>RienhornI thought it was Hornbeam unless i'm remembering that wrong or getting confused
[I want to do a 5 minute, quote only vote since Earthquake and Sand Tomb is so close, and this is an important choice in terms of how things play out for this battle.Earthquake or Sand Tomb?]>eq>st
>>45715056does not count
>>45715024[It is. I have no idea how that happened.
Rolled 43 (1d100)[Okay. That's pretty clear! Roll those dice.I hope it's a crit]
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>45715169
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>45715169
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>45715169Bless my dice king.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>45715169
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>45715169
>>45715181even without the crit this should be a heavy hit
>>45715233True, but not a OHKO, so maybe Marowak still has a chance.
Oberon seems to be getting tired...Though, after this battle he deserves some kind of reward... Perhaps a deluxe package at the Poke-spa?
So which mons did we go through? Hippowdon, Nincada, Swampert, Flygon What's left?
>>45715365More like an entire Milktank worth of the best steak money can buy
>>45715391We also took out TorterraMarowak is his last one
>>45715418I forget, how did we beat Torterra?
>>45715435crit sand tomb, and two good hits while Torterra tried to set up to sweep
>>45715435We sent out Vlad but it Roar'd Oberon back in who pillaged the land
“Earthquake! Attack it with the very Earth itself!” You just feel so commanding.Oberon leans back, then stomps hard. The ground cracks and shakes at his unspoken proclamation. The wave of shaking ground rolls over Marowak, kicking up even more obscuring dust and sand.You adjust your footing as you feel the vibrations in the ground. Your eyes scan the dust cloud.Marowak's silhouette reveals itself, then takes off after Oberon.As soon as it’s out of the main cloud and with feet of Oberon, time slows down. You see it now. He’s using Counter.Oberon has Double Team and Sand Veil up.>43But Marowak just barely manages to find it’s target. The bone club spins and comes down on Oberon, hitting him for twice as much damage. The crack echoes out and you feel like you’ve just been splashed with freezing cold water on your face.Oberon’s head snaps back from the blow. His eyes spin in confusion and he falls on his back.Marowak rests on its bone, using it as a crutch.Nobody says or does anything.The refs eye him. Is he out? You know that recalling him now will be seen as acknowledging he’s knocked out.A judge starts raising the KO flag for Oberon. If you're going to push him, you have to do it now.>Get up! You can finish it with a tap>Call him back. He’s done well enough>Something else
>>45715607>Call him back. He’s done well enough
>>45715607>>Call him back. He’s done well enoughHe sweeped almost the entire team. He's getting a reward.
>>45715607Call him back, of course
>>45715607>>Call him back. He’s done well enough
>>45715607>>Something elseUse the mega link to see if he is still good to fight
>>45715607>>Call him back. He’s done well enoughFor the record Gobble, he has sandforce now, I forgot that as well and it probably wouldn't make a difference.
>>45715607>COberon follows us because we make better strategic decisions. So let's remind him why he follows us.
>>45715607>Call him back. He’s done well enoughHe's proud, hopefully he doesn't take this as a slight. But no need to play it risky here.
>45715607>Call him back. He’s done well enough
>>45715662Marowak is clearly badly damaged from that attack but he just managed to hold on.I imagine Cliff will call the match after we recall Oberon, having that person victory of taking him out
>>45715607>Call him back. He's done well enough.The only thing that could take him down was himself, twice over. Have trunks use destiny bond and we win.
>>45715689It was only a move that doubled his own power back at him that was able to do him in.He nearly took out the entire team of one of the most powerful trainers in the region, he's got a lot to be proud of
You look at Oberon. He’s pretty out of it, but you know that if you really, really pushed, he’d fight his body and force himself up.But there’s no need, other than the pride of a perfect sweep, to do that. Pride has done in kings before.You raise his Pokeball and recall him. The ref’s declare him unable to continue fighting.“What a Counter! Oberon is out!”“Unbelievable, Chip. What looked like an invincible Pokemon has finally been worn down. An amazing showing.”“Amazing indeed, but just shy of a perfect win.”Cliff smiles proudly at his Marowak, and they exchange a look.Before you can even think about who you’ll send out next, he raises a hand.“It looks like...yes. Cliff is calling the match.”Cliff starts walking your way. He pauses to pat Marowak on the head and say a few things you can’t hear, then he continues on. You instinctively close the distance to meet him in the middle.“That was a great match, Kat.”“Thanks,” you’re still shaking from the excitement. Your body always acts a bit funny after mega-evolving, especially after the first time. It feels like you ran a marathon.He produces a bit of straw out of nowhere and chews on it. “Sorry I ruined your perfect run. I know you’re aiming for the champ, and she had a perfect win on her first Elite Four match.”You scan his voice for sarcasm and detect none.>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle>Maybe you can have a rematch some time without Oberon>Why did you bother with that? The match was over anyway>Ask how he feels about the match>Something else[Last vote]
>>45716004>>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle
>>45716004>>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle>>Maybe you can have a rematch some time
>>45716004>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle>Maybe you can have a rematch
>>45716004>Who cares about that? You're just happy to battle.
>>45716004>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle
>>45716004>ask him how he feels about the match"Who cares about that? This was way better than I thought I'd do."
>>45716004>>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battle>>Maybe you can have a rematch some time>>Ask how he feels about the match
>>45716094nah I don't think we had any doubt going into this match
>>45716004>Who cares about that? You’re just happy to battleBesides, we want to beat the Champ, we don't really want to impress her anymore than we already have. Getting hit on by our future Mother-in-law is creepy.
>>45716004"I guess it's a good thing that I am not her then"
>>45716122I know we knew we'd win, but do that well with Oberon?
>>45716004> Something elseMention that there seemed to be some real attraction between Oberon and Flygon.
>>45716148I really like this one. Supporting!
>>45716230i'm sure when he lets Flygon out he will notice on his own
>>45716004"Of the two of us I'm the one who fistfought a wild Garchomp, so there's no point comparing us anyway. I'm just content to move forward with no serious injuries."
>>45716275sounds to much like bragging about a stupid decision
>>45716230>Flygon has pictures of Oberon on the walls>Hearts and bishie sparkles on them>Tries to get Cliff to name her Titania in reference to the legend>Fanfiction online about King Oberon and his Queen>Sadly can't have eggs due to them being in different egg groups
>>45716345Egg groups seem pretty weird sometimes
>>45716272Still we should get ahead of that train while we can.Plus it's the only nice thing to do really.
>>45716372I blame Trapinch and Vibrava.
"I guess it's a good thing that I am not her then."“Oh! Ouch. Tension, huh?” He tries not to show how much he agrees with any negative statements about Violet. “But are you sure? A perfect win might even get you noted in a record book or something.”You shake your head. “Who cares about that? I'm just happy to battle.”“Ha!” He leans back. “I don’t know why Robert’s always badmouthing you.”“What?”“Whaaaat?” His voice goes high pitched. “Whoops. Well, don’t take it personally. He’s so uptight that if he farted, the only one that’d hear it is that Houndoom of yours. Anyway. I'm glad. I think you might just have what it takes. You have a unique relationship with your Pokemon. I can see it. It’s isn't just trust, but like you’re extensions of each other.”“Thanks,” you shake his extended hand. “Maybe we can have a rematch sometime.”He shakes his head. “I appreciate that, but I don’t have anything to prove. I'm down for training together or a playdate with out dragon Pokemon or something though.”You both share a laugh.You always thought things would get more intense and serious. You basically spanked this guy in front of a massive audience and he could not care less.You’re light headed from the stress and excited for your next match. Maybe you can really do this.
[Thanks for coming, everyone! I'll work on lewds for next time.I can't confirm when we'll run next. Tuesday is a big maybe. Same with Wednesday. Friday is out.]
>>45716491Thanks for running, Gobble.
>>45716438>“I don’t know why Robert’s always badmouthing you.”That's because Kat's sleeping with his Daughter, Cliff.
>>45716491Thanks for running, Gobs.
>>45716491Thanks for running. And honestly fuck the history books.
>>45716491Thanks for running!
Oh man, I have a new respect for Oberon, and I bet everyone else as well. I bet if he had tanked that hit, he would have gone down in history. But this just makes me want to perfect the E4 even more.Thanks for the run Gobble.
>>45716491Thanks Gobble feat. RNGesus
>>45716491>That picWe need to get Kat some tape..
>>45716491Thanks for running Gobbles!
>>45716491Thanks for running Gobble, don't forget about dragon play dates, Oberon earned it.
>>45716506>>45716516>>45716528>>45716536>>45716556>>45716566>>45716574>>45716594>>45716649[You guys are too good to me. Have a good night!]
>>45716649If we do not get a side-story of just that I will be very upset.
>>45716789Or, at least, mildly disappointed.
>>45716789I want to see an aside of the Reactions during the match. Violet, Kat, Clair, Vance, the Prof, Royals, etc.
>>45717399Varying degrees of holy shit
>>45717463>>45717399Well, the first three have probably been using Waterfall this whole match.
>>45717399>KatI assume you meant Robin.Yes I know she's wanted to be called Kat in bed before.
>>45716491You know, we see a lot of pokébutt, but have we ever seen Kat taking it in the butt in a lewdbin?
>>45711145Good thing it's the exception to Skill Swap.Sableye and Spiritomb would be OP with Wonder Guard. Or at least it would've been before before Fairy type was introduced. Now it would be a pure Electric type holding an air balloon that would be OP with Wonder Guard.But then, that can also be broken by popping the balloon with damage from weather and entry hazards.
>>45718964Trace can copy it.Not that most of the things that have trace would be particularly OP with it, but still.
>>45716663Finally unbanned for off topic. So I can finally say, THANKS FOR RUNNING! It was a great thread, even if I didn't get to vote.