>>45988195
[2/2]

“Yeppers.” She holds up a box for you, and you tear it open to reveal.

Your eyes go wide.

Your mom made you a care package! WITH COOKIES!

No, no. You look over at Winona, and she’s already dumping out all the parts and pieces to the model kit on her desk. She doesn’t know. Good. The delivery girl smiles, holding out her hand. “Thank you.” You slap her hand, to her confusion, and then shut the door. There are six cookies. And you are not sharing them with nobody. You will sacrifice grammar itself to ensure nobody gets these. Hehe, once Winona is asleep, you’re going to pig out.

Winona looks over however at the worst possible moment. “Hey, what’d you get?”

Oh no. She’ll suspect something.

> “Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”
> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”
> “Oh, nothing too special, just some stuff.”
> Other

>>45988205
> “Oh, nothing too special, just some stuff.”
MOM'S COOKIES ARE OURS

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>>45988205
> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”

Tire her out with a long day. The the secret cookies!

>>45988205
>“Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”

Taaaaaaaank slooooooooooooooooooots!

SCHTEEL HATES ONE ARMED PILOTS!

>>45988205
>> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”

>>45988205
> “Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”

>>45988205
> “Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”
Styling!

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>>45988205
>> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”
Lets go with some misdirection

>>45988205
> “Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”

>>45988205
>> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”

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Off topic:

Should we start sending money home to help out Mom and Dad?

>>45988533
No that would be too embarrassing for the parent

>>45988610

Back in the old times, that's what happened. You make money and have some extra, you send it home to help the folks.

Are we that old-school?

> “Winona, did I ever tell you that I love your hair?”
> “Winona, get dressed. We have practice today and we need to meet with the Shop and Oleg today too!”

You smile at her. “Did I ever tell you that I love your hair, Winona?”

She grins, fluffing her dark red hair up a little. “Aw, thank you! You just made my day!” You check your watch. It’s only 7:30. “I love your hair too, and you make wearing glasses look cute, Ellie-pie!” … she better not call you that again.

“Still, you should probably get dressed though.” You check your watch again. 7:31! “We have practice today, and we need to head around with Griselda to meet with Huxley at the shop and Oleg at… whatever his place is.”

“I’m fine!” She waves you off.

You cross your arms. “I don’t think black thigh highs, boyshorts, and a tank top is fine.” She looks down at herself, not even wearing a bra, how trashy. She shrugs. “Seriously, wear your uniform. We should get started early. Early bird catches the worm. Strike first, strike fast, that’s what my Dad always told me.”

She huffs. “But I don’t wanna wear my uniform, we’re still on vacation and wearing that jacket makes me sweat like a hog!” She looks at her model kit though. “If I wear my uniform, can you promise to help with the model tonight?” She holds up the box. “It’s only a couple of hundred parts.” You blink. ONLY a couple hundred?

> “I promise.”
> “… on second thought, wear what you want.”
> Other

>>45988689
> “I promise.”
Oh god

>>45988610
No it wouldn't. If you broke, broke, Poor. It's useful.

>>45988689
>> “I promise.”

>>45988689
> “I promise.”

>>45988725
> Being supported by your daughter who's still at school
> Some how not embarassing

>>45988689
>> “I promise.”

>>45988759
>Being so broke you can't rub two cents together
>Complaining about income

>>45988689
> Other

Never built a model, I wouldn't know what to do. Plus don't the glue fumes get you high?

>>45988689
> “I promise.”

Oh, what fun!

>>45988689
>“I promise.”
It will be a bonding experience!

And not in the getting glued to each other way. Probably. Hopefully.

> “I promise.”

“I promise,” you declare. And a promise is a promise. If Mom and Dad ever found out that you broke a promise willingly, they’d have your ass on a silver platter.

“Yay, finally a model making buddy!” Winona claps her hands happily. “Alright, I’ll get my uniform on!” She hops out of her chair and runs over to the closet. “And the whole uniform too, including the jacket and the hat!” She points to you, winking at you. “Just for you!”

You roll your eyes, then check your watch. Might be worth it to pick up a quick breakfast then get walking to the Tank Hangar. You’ll meet with the rest of the crew there hopefully.

-

-

“ATTENTION: LAFAYETTE GIRLS ACADEMY HAS DOCKED AT CHERBOURG.” The announcement speakers blare all throughout the town on the upper deck as you walk. “WE WILL BE DOCKING CHERBOURG FOR TWO DAYS.”

Winona walks alongside you, eating a hashbrown wrapped up in some paper. “So, do we know what we’re fighting yet?”

“Not yet,” you say. “We don’t even have five crews I don’t think. There’s us, there’s Griselda, there’s the Poles, there’s a fourth crew we haven’t met yet who apparently flaked out last practice. And that’s it. Hopefully Griselda’s been on a recruiting drive.”

She sighs. “It’s a real shame, I like Griselda, but she’s got a lot of shit to take care of!” Winona nibbles on her hashbrown, then offers you some. “Want some?” Ew, no, it has her germs on it. You shake your head.

“Look. We do our best, it’s not the end of the world if we lose,” you say.

“You think we’re going to lose?” asks Winona a little concernedly.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>45989256
> Neutral

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>>45989256
> Polite

>>45989256
>> Polite

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>>45989256
> Neutral

Probably the first few since most of us don't know much about Tankery.

>>45989256
>> Neutral

>>45989256
> Neutral

>>45989256

> Neutral

Guys I don't feel good about our chances against Kursk. We're gonna get swept like, aren't we?

>>45989875
It's tradition to lose your first battle in Senshado. Don't sweat it man.

> Neutral

“Well.” You shrug. “Not in so many terms.” Winona tilts her head, a little saddened by that. “I mean, Kursk has the tech advantage on us, they’ve got the numbers probably too. Heck, they knocked LGA out of the ITL tournament last year.”

Winona frowns. “You make me sad.”

> - 5 MORALE TO WINONA

“Sorry,” you say. “I’m just being honest.”

“I know.” She pats your head, and you immediately slap her hand away. Nobody pats your head unless they’re your parents or somebody really special! NOBODY. “Anyway, you think we’ll get our new uniforms today?”

“I hope so,” you say. “That’d be great.”

-

-

And indeed you did get your uniforms. They were actually quite visually similar to LGA’s Tankery uniform used in the ITL Tournaments, but this time they came prepared for the expected summer weather. The jacket was made of lighter and more breathable fabrics, and could have its sleeves rolled up if need be. The skirt was much more lighter as well, and the undershirt as well could be replaced by a tank top if need be. And lastly there were options for short shorts as well too instead of the skirt.

You decided to just go vanilla and wear what was given to you, unlike Winona who already is eschewing the jacket in favor of just wearing the unbuttoned undershirt and the tanktop. Seems the rest of the crew isn’t here yet, but it should be a few minutes.

“How do you like your new uniforms?” asks Griselda. She was the first person to meet you in the hangar. The Poles were already in their tanks as well.

“They’re great,” you say. “Is everyone else here?”

[1/2]

>>45989875
Eh, I have confidence, we need to get all the strategists and tank enthusiasts to hash out a plan.

Besides Kursk won't sent out their heaviest hitters yet/

>>45989986
[2/2]

“Yeah, the Poles arrived too. And that team that didn’t come around last practice, they’re here and manning the Churchill tank!” Griselda motions you to them.

And boy are they something. The five of them all have very well-done and styled hair. The commander’s glasses were actually replica pince nez glasses as well, accentuating her curly light brown hair and her very disdainful look on her face. “Hm.” She sips on tea out of a cup and saucer. The rest nod as well, hohuming.

… who the fuck are these girls? Griselda smiles. “These the Lafayette Girls Academy Etiquette Society,” says Griselda. “They couldn’t come last practice because of a tea party or something, but they’re very reliable!” Griselda grins… very nervously. “Why don’t you introduce yourself? They’re very polite!”

Winona grins. “Sure!” She starts walking towards them.

> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”
> Let Winona introduce you all.
> Other

>>45990021
> Let Winona introduce you all.

>>45990021
>> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”


Oh fuck we got the annoyingly polite brits.

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>>45989875
At least this time around, one loss doesn't close the school. We can take a few hits so long as we get gud soon.

>>45990021

> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”

Speaking of tea and dogs, I forgot the other half to the pic upstairs.

http://www.gdcjwzhs.com/article/1410.html

Generally NSFW if you live on this side of the timezones.

>>45990021
>> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”

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>>45990021
>> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”

Fuck me running, these girls are gonna get a run for their money if they think they're gonna be able to maintain that haughty air in the middle of tank duels.

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>>45990021
> Other

We'll all go over and say hello

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>>45990090

>>45990075
Yeah, but i want to win, so screw that and whip these bitches into shape.


Least the Poles and hopefully Griselda know what to do.

>>45990169
>Calls other nerds
>Wants body pillows

>>45990090
What a booty.

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>>45990175
I wanna see them get in a Classy fight with the teaboos.

>>45990235
I think our girl will have to sit on the sidelines. Poorfags can't into fancy.

Plus if they start winning the poles can just shout kurwa, start flipping tables, and use their scones as lances.

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>>45990021
> Let Winona introduce you all.

The best girls have finally arrived

>>45990276
Not the whole team, just a 1 crew on 1 crew Classy Battle.

>hmmm
>quite
>more tea?
>please
>finger sandwiches
>biscuts
>not a clink to be heard
>4pm precisely

> “Winona, stay. I’ll introduce us!”

Oh shit.

“Winona wait!” You stop her from going over to them. “I’ll introduce us.” Winona blinks, then nods, smiling. You step up to them. They all look over to you, then step off of their tank, and stand perfectly erect, with their high heels, and their pantyhose, and their red with black collars cardigans over their khaki sweatervests, white blouses, black ties, and black miniskirts.

Wow, now that you look at them, they really do seem prim and proper. You kind of feel in adequate in comparison. “Hi!” You offer your hand. “My name is Elodie Zumwalt, me and Winona Griffiths here are in charge of the Centaur tank down the ways.”

The commander looks down at your hand, then gently with two hands shakes it. Her hands are clothed in white gloves. For what reason? You don’t know. “It is a pleasure to make your acquaintances, Miss Zumwalt and Miss Griffiths. My name is Iris Blackbourne. These are my girls, Azalea Brassington.” She curtsies, nodding to you. “Violet Ainsworth.” She also nods, curtsying to you. “Camellia Swindlehurst.” As well to her, she curtsies. “And Rose Montgomery. We are the Lafayette Girls Academy School of Proper Etiquette and Culture.” They all nod, quietly affirming to that while sipping their tea.

You look down at their tea. That is real tea! You can’t tell what it is, but it must be something good if they’re drinking it. “So, I see you took the Churchill tank,” you say.

“Yes, it came with a tea cooker as well so that is very good,” says Iris. “While we wait for the tardy stragglers to arrive, would you care to partake in some tea?”

> “Sure!”
> “Um, I’d rather wait for my crew. Thanks though.”
> Other

>>45990717
> “Sure!”

>>45990717
>Other
Thank you, that would be lovely.

>>45990717
>> “Sure!”

>>45990717
>> “Sure!”
Have it black

>>45990814
Nah. Go Russian; have it with jam.

>>45990717
>> “Sure!”

>>45990717
>> “Sure!”

Sweet Iced Tea is better limey bastards. Go home bongs.

>>45990850
Yeah but we're poor. If we've ever had tea it's going to be black because you don't need milk or sugar.

>>45990814
>>45990850
>>45990932
Savages...

>>45990934
She's from the south and poor. If she's ever had tea it's been iced and from a pitcher.

>>45991020
I take it your a honey and lemon?

>>45991053
Actually, Ellie's from New Jersey.

But you are right in that the only tea she's probably ever had was either iced and from a pitcher.

>>45991097
>New Jersey
So she had the worst accent that has ever come from the mouth of a human being?

>>45991113
You're implying she's been around enough people to even pick up their accent.

>>45991113
Clearly you've never been to Quebec.

>>45991134
Her parents are also from NJ and from a low income bracket.

>>45991143
Those aren't human.

>>45990717

> “Sure!”

>>45991134
I'm from Jersey and no wonder I'm weary of her.

But let me make this clear. The Jersey Shore does not represent Jersey, probably the partying Italian side

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NOT TO BE ______ ON ____

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>>45991169
She's from Trenton, which isn't exactly the best part of Jersey. But it ain't Jersey Shore that's for sure.

>>45991195
I imagine Richard is rather relieved by that decree.

>>45991167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDBvga3dy5M

The accent isn't that bad. The grammar seems to be horrible.

>>45991199
That picture is with her hiding a fair portion of her prodigious bust, isn't it?

>>45991199
I used to live in Newark iirc it wasn't that bad though its been awhile

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>>45991296
Yes.

>>45991296
> 15

>>45991308
Too lewd! Also she looks really sleepy.

>>45989289
SLUT

> “Sure!”

“Sure!” They stare at you, quirking their brows and murmuring about you and Winona. Oh, wait. You have to do this in a fancy manner. “I mean- I would love to have tea. Thank you for offering.” Iris smiles, and snaps her fingers. Violet and Rose hand you a saucer and cup, then pour some piping hot tea into your cup.

Wow. Tea is hot? Okay then.

You gently take a sip. They stare at you, a bit of contempt and bemusement in their faces. You look over at Winona, who has drank the entire thing in one go. “Ah, that was refreshing!” she says. You nudge her. “What?” She looks over at the Etiquette Society. “O- oh. I mean- that was uh… that was very soothing of the throat and the mind and-“

“You don’t have to pretend to be anything you are not,” says Iris. Aw. “Is the tea at least good?”

“It’s hot,” you say.

“As tea should be,” says Iris. “I love a good Darjeeling before lunch and activities.”

“Hey y’all!” Stack, Ingrid, and Josephina walk over to you all, wearing the new uniforms. Stack barely wears it though, wearing only the miniskirt and the tank top. “Wow, are y’all drinking some of that fine old tea?” she says.

Iris quirks her brow at Stack. “And who might you be?”

Stack offers her dirty greasy hand. “Samantha Roberts, my friends call me Stack!”

Iris looks at Stack with some air of contempt. “Very –indicative-.”

“I know, right!” Stack smiles happily.

You hear the squealing of tires outside, then watch as a very beatup Dodge truck wheels itself into the hangar. Griselda gasps as she runs over to them, but before she can greet them and maybe give them some kind of good first impression, they step out and reveal themselves.

And boy, you thought the Poles were kind of crazy. “The Junior Historian Society has arrived!” the four of them yell. “We are here to man the tanks!”

“Oh, it’s this lot,” says Iris calmly.

[1/2]

>>45991566
[2/2]

The first of them wearing a blue sash and a tricorne of all the fucking things walks up to Griselda and offers her hand. “I am Suvorov! These are my girls! Patton!” The one with the M1 Helmet salutes, knocking her helmet about and letting it settle over her eyes. “Clausewitz!” The large girl with black hair, a blue coat, and a red cape salutes. “And our newest member! Giap!”

The actually normal looking Vietnamese girl waves her hand. “Hi.”

Suvorov smiles. “We’ll take the heaviest tank you have, Commander!”

Griselda points to the Pershing. “The Poles already have the Pershing, and the Etiquette already has the Churchill.” Their faces fall a little. “All we have left is the Panzer III.” They stare at it.

…

“No worries!” yells Patton. “There’s no shame in having to use the tools of the enemy! We’ll rip them to shreds with their own teeth and nails!” The Junior Historian Society all storm the tank.

Griselda stands there, dumbstruck, apparently wishing she could just crawl up and be somewhere else. You walk over to her.

> Comfort her.
> “Maybe we should get to training.”
> “Gonna introduce me?”
> Other

>>45991595
> “Gonna introduce me?”
It's Ellie's duty as an officer to become well acquainted with the students of LGA.

>>45991595

> “Maybe we should get to training.

Comfort can come later. We need to practice.

>>45991595
>> “Maybe we should get to training.”

>>45991595
> Comfort her.

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>>45991595
>“Gonna introduce me?”

Act as if everything is perfectly normal. Can't be embarrased if everything is normal

>>45991595
>Ignore
>Aquire stacks

>>45991692
But we're already stacked!

>>45991595

> Comfort her.

Hang a Arm over her shoulder.

A crew is a crew right?

And at least urh.. 'Patton' will have useful knowledge... Right?

>>45991595
>> “Maybe we should get to training.”

>>45991595
>> “Gonna introduce me?”

Oh hey, we have our own History Team! And they seem just as obnoxious as the team Ooarai has--save for Giap, apparently.

>>45991726
>Giap

If she's anything like the real one she'll need about two million crew members to burn for victory.

>>45991595

> Comfort her.
> “Maybe we should get to training.”

Being in onee-chan's shadow is
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ suffering.

Might as well get started on the training. Hopefully that will bring GrisGris's spirits back up.

>>45991339
this desu
birthday when

>>45991595
>Pat her on the shoulder
>Give her the reassuring yet admiring look of an under officer
>Let's get to training
>kiss her lovingly

On an unrelated note, did gris gris inherit Trudy's looks?

> Comfort her.

You gently pat Griselda’s shoulder. She sighs deeply, groaning in frustration. “It’s alright, Griselda,” you say. “I’m sure you can make lightning strike twice with a crew like this.” The Panzer III immediately motors right into the Pershing. With a loud pop, a white flag pops out of the turret.

> KO: PANZER III AUSF. F.
> KILL CREDITED TO: PANZER III AUSF. F.

Griselda rubs her face, groaning. “We’ll be lucky if we get second in the division. Let’s just get to practice.”

-

-

Griselda, along with Gertrude and one of her friends stands in one of the observation towers overlooking the shooting range. She radios to all of you. “Alright everybody, in your tanks you will have manuals describing the process of rangefinding and gunnery. They are for you to keep, and all gunners I would advise to memorize it all.” Winona is already reading through, highlighting select portions while sticking her tongue out. You opened up the hatches and turned out with everybody except Winona and Stack. “When you’re ready, you will fire ten rounds downrange. Loaders, get a feel for the weight of your shells, and load at your own pace.”

Stack picks up one of the 57mm shells, then rams it home. “Alright, Winona, whenever you’re ready.”
[1/2]

>>45992128
I always thought Trudy looked kinda average and it was her bombastic, outgoing nature and confidence that got her all the ladies. Or maybe she shared having a fantastic ass with Lumi, I can't remember.

>>45992266
[2/2]

She nods. “So, let me get this straight.” Stack leans over. Winona asks, “How drastic is the drop for a 57mm shell?”

“It’s basic physics,” says Stack. “We’re using standard armor piercing composite rounds which weigh about two-eighty-six kilograms. You’re firing at a range of about 500 meters. Got the formula?”

Ingrid leans into the turret, pulling a pen out of her pocket. “I got it.” She writes it down for Winona. “There.” Winona nods, pulling out a calculator. You brace as the tanks next to you start firing. Their shots go wild.

But they fired at their targets first. Winona is still figuring out the mathematics of it. “No, no, you have to carry the one here,” says Ingrid.

“This is why I hate gunnery,” Stack says.

> “Would you guys just fire already?”
> Wait for them to figure it out.
> Other

>>45992295
> Wait for them to figure it out.
> Molest stacks

>>45992128
>>45992282
GrisGris is basically a younger smaller TrudeTrude with longer hair and slightly fuller breasts.

>>45992295
>Have winona and ingrid switch places

>>45992295
> Other
>"It's a stationary target, can't you just eyeball it, fire a round, and adjust from there?"

>>45992295
>Wait for them to figure it out.

They got this.

Also
two-eighty-six kilograms. 286 Kilos? That's a little heavy.

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>45992295

> Wait for them to figure it out.
> Help them figure out the math with our superior brain.

>>45992328
But is she half as cute as stacks? I think not.

>>45992295
> “Would you guys just fire already?”

>>45992426
28.6 kilos. Probably.

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>>45992328
She's a busty loli version of Trude?

How is she not perpetually molested?

>>45992295

I vote for >>45992326

>>45992295
>> Other
Just eyeball it

>>45992459
Still heavy. Unless that's 286 grams of just the actual makes-enemies-go-away part, not the brass and powder.

Wiki puts one kind of 57mm shell at 10+kilos.

>>45992295
>> Wait for them to figure it out.
>>45992338
This

>>45992295
> Wait for them to figure it out.

>>45992295
>Just suck it and see, Nona!

Would installing a mechanical laser rangefinder be allowed? Can't afford to calculate this shit doing 72kph downhill on one track.

>>45992558
>>45992426
>>45992459

It's 2.86KG for for Mark 1 through 8, 57×441 mm (What our QF 6pdr uses)

>>45992635
If it existed around the time period then yes.

>>45992727
AW SHIT
Didn't the P51s have some sort of gyro gunsight rangefinder thingy?

Time to raid the Skycraft team!

The bombardier station has a rangefinder for bombing runs. But rangefinders back then were simple affairs of lines and squares to indicate distance and size.

For tanks, it's usually installed with the gunner's sights so that they can more easily do the math on the fly.

>>45992897
What about those big coincidence rangefinders? We could mount one onto Nona's periscope?

Still, we're likely to be close range, down and dirty because of the nature of Centy, so I'm not sure if this long distance range finding is worth it. Might be easiest just to use the coax to range.

>>45992982
Well considering the gun we have and what we are facing we might have to be close to attack.

>>45993013
Reckon we could get our hands on some sabot? It was manufactured for the 6pdr around 1944 iirc

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>>45992982
>>45993013

Those things take time to line up correctly. If we were in a TD, maybe.

But we're a fast tank with paper armor. We'll be going hard and fast to get to the weak spots and punch things as quickly as possible.

>>45993064
Sabot rounds are terrible during this era, their about as accurate to about 100 yards and you can you a standard AP round to get the job done just as close.

> Wait for them to figure it out.

You sigh, leaning on the back of the turret with Josephina. “Fire, fire!” yells Patton. The Panzer III rocks back, nearly knocking her out of the turret as it fires. The shot goes wide, disintegrating harmlessly before it reaches past the firing range. “Way too high!”

“Why can’t we just ram the target!?” yells one of the Poles randomly.

“How quaint,” says Iris as her Churchill fires. Not a drop of tea is spilled as they snag the first successful shot of the day.

You look down. “Are you guys ready yet?”

Winona looks at you, thumbs up. “Ready!” She puts the manual away then peers into the gunsights. Ingrid and Stack watch out of the hatches as the gun slowly turns upwards. You bite your lip. Here it comes! With a loud bang, your ears ring and your vision blurs for a second as the tank fires. The shot beams across the way, then slices through the target. “Ha! We got it! We got it! Whooo!” Ingrid happily pats Stack on the back, while Stack excitedly hugs Winona.

“Bien fait!” says Josephina.

“Good work, Winona! Let’s do that again!” you declare.

Gertrude takes the radio from her sister. “Alright, you chumps! Here comes the bonus round! Release the Polish!”

The Elite M8A1 Scott bursts from free from the –ground- of all places then fires wildly at you. You all scream, then immediately jump into the tank. It starts driving all over the place, firing off its shells at all of you, one of them even managing to bounce off closely from the hull. You all groan and feel yourselves dazed from the metal rattling.

All except for Stack of course. “Here we go!” She rams a new round home.

-

-

Everyone is completely pooped from that round of practice today. But at least we all seemed to learn something.

> + 5 TALENT TO ALL CREWMEMBERS.

[1/2]

>>45993259
[2/2]

Gertrude claps her hands. “Good job, everybody! Unfortunately, nobody won the bonus round so the Polish will return home undefeated.” You hear mad laughter and Polish vulgar language emanating from the M8A1 as it drives off behind Gertrude. “But I look forward to great things tomorrow. Griselda?”

Griselda nods. “The maps for tomorrow’s and the day after’s match have already been released, I’ll be handing them off to you all shortly. Any questions?” A few people raise their hands. “… that don’t involve my sister.” They drop down. You all shake your heads. “Good, great! Commanders, I want you all to stay, we’re going to take a short trip to the Tank Shop and I’ll treat you all to dinner and that’ll be that!”

Winona smiles at you. “I’ll meet you in the room tonight, okay?” She winks at you. “We’ll be real busy tonight?” Winona, please, not in public! AND NOT WITH SUCH LANGUAGE! You pout at her, and she giggles quietly as she walks away with the rest of the crew.

You walk up to Gertrude, her friend, and Griselda. “Griselda, Gertrude.”

“Hey, Ellie.” Gertrude folds her arms, then pats her friend’s head. “This is my best good friend and the world’s cutest little button, Kitten.” Kitten nods to you, smiling. “If your RO has any questions, Kitten’s free to answer them. She’s qualified in most of the radio operation arts.”

“Yeah.” Kitten shrugs. “Probably don’t need me though for anything.”

Griselda looks at Gertrude. “Uh, Sis. Me and the Commanders…?” She tilts her head, frowning a little.

“Oh! Sorry, treading on your toes!” Gertrude roughs up Griselda’s hair a little, to which Griselda pouts mockingly angry. “Me and Kitten are gonna take off then. You give me a call if you need anything!” She and Kitten start walking off.

You fold your arms. “She seems nice.”

“She doesn't seem, she is,” says Griselda. “Anyway, want to just get to the strategy talk now? Or should we head to the Shop?”

> The Shop
> Strategy
> Other

>>45993289
> The Shop
If we buy something it could alter our strategy entirely.

>>45993289
>The Shop
All the strategizing in the world won't save us if our tanks aren't up to spec.

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>>45993289
> The Shop

New toys! More boom! Better clang!

>>45993289
>> Strategy

Parts can wait, if we don't have a good plan, we're fucked parts or no parts.

>>45993289
>> The Shop

>>45993400
>New toys! More boom! Better clang!
Tears when we realize they are out of our budget!

>>45993383
Isn't that the opposite? If we don't have a good plan right off the bat then the parts won't do anything?

Germany beat france on shitty to okay tanks for the period.

>>45993289
>> The Shop

>>45991768
Not if we can supply her properly, instead of in the odds and ends of a supply shipment the chineese stole most of.

>>45993289
Strategy because we have no money.

>>45993289
> Strategy

>>45993417
then wouldn't thinking of a good plan be necessary first?

>>45993425
True, but they knew what they had access to and where they were currently going with it. We don't know if there are any game changers in the shop.

>>45993289
>The shop
Let's get an air freshener

does anyone know if Centy already has a brewing vessel? if not, let's Jerry rig one into it

>>45993289
> Strategy

p l a n n i n g

>>45993289

>> Strategy

Realizing how badly we'll hit the red can come later. Plus, I don't think Elodie's heart can handle the price tags.

>>45993569

Why? We aren't teaboos nor coffee hoovers.

>>45993564
but we can't afford any of it. and one small part may not change the plan overal.

>>45993621
Rations, ya darn snootin

Would be nice to get some soup on the go if the battleground is frosty

>>45993289
Shouldn't Trude and Kitten be dating at this point? I forget.

>>45993667
friends with benefits.

>>45993731
sexy benefits

>>45993621
Might win us points with the teatank crew

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>>45993662
Good thinking.

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>>45993662
hi cuddles

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Does Winona get as excited as Hana does, when firing the main gun?

>>45993945
Far more excited.

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>pet shops actually have dead mice to sell to the completely insane sociopaths that have a pet snake

Does anyone else like Stacks? Should I give up while it's early? Is she anyone else's best girl?

> The Shop

-

-

“I say we should buy ourselves a bigger gun!” says Suvorov. “And maybe an MG-42 to mount on the cupola too!”

“Głównym uzbrojeniem chcemy bagnet,” says Serafina. She laughs loudly, grinning.

“You two obviously have no concept of saving currency for a rainy day,” Iris says.

Griselda smiles at you all. “Come on guys, it’ll be a quick shopping trip. And listen.” Before the five of you step inside, Griselda addresses you all. “I know you guys have uh… well, I’m going to be honest. I don’t have much money left. And I can’t really decide on what to buy for you all. So… I’ve got the last bit of money that I have left. And I’m dividing it up to all of you to spend for yourselves.” Serafina’s eyes glow, as does Suvorovs. Iris appears content. “It’s 1,000 dollars. Don’t spend it all too-“ Serafina and Suvorov rush inside quickly. “… quick.”

> + 1000 DOLLARS

That’s… that’s a lot of money.

Iris steps inside. “Commander.” And through she goes.

You and Griselda step inside to see an empty shop filled with all kinds of display tank parts, accessories, catalog pages, and much more. At the desk is a very bored looking girl manning the phones. Griselda walks up to her. “Hey, Lisa.”

“Well, Gris Gris it’s time to whazz, you need some parts?” asks Lisa.

Griselda smiles happily. “Yeah, I’m just having my new commanders look around, see what’s in the price range of a thousand dollars.”

Lisa blows some air out of her mouth. “Yeeeah… about that. There’s not a whole lot here you can buy for just a thousand bucks.” Griselda’s face falls a little. “But hey, I’ll talk to Hux, we’ll see if we can get something settled, okay?” Griselda nods. Lisa steps off of her chair then heads into the back.

Griselda smiles at you. “Feel free to look around. See what you can afford on the budget.”

> See what you can buy.
> Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.
> Talk with one of the Commanders. (Who?)
> Other

>>45994119
I like Stack, anon. She's living proof that everything is bigger in Texas.

By virtue of her big heart.

>>45994142
> Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.

>>45994142
>See what you can buy.

>>45994142
>See what you can buy
Kettles are only a few quid at most, and it'll be nice for morale.

>>45994142
>> Talk with one of the Commanders. (Polish)

Try to help them not to buy anything too crazy.

>>45994142
>> Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.

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I came here to say that I have no bloody idea what's going on, but that I now have folder full of amusing tank gifs.
Thank you. Carry on.

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>>45994142
>Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.

We're probably not qualified to make this discision. We should also call Stack and Winonna. Have a 3-way call with them, or horde the cash and come back later with them.

>>45994096
Most just sell live mice.

>>45993945

Oh my~!

>>45994142

> Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.

Help GrisGris feel commander like.

>>45994174
And personality! She's super adorable!

>>45994271
But do you have a folder full of arousing tank girls?

>>45994391
She's a stupid hick and the more you post about her the more I want to ship someone else.

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>>45994142
> See what you can buy.
> Talk with one of the Commanders. (Suvorov)

>>45994408
Not until you give me one

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>>45994408
No. I have some amusing ones, though.

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>>45994448

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>Stack is from Texas
>only steers and queers come from Texas
>no mention of Stack being a steer

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>>45994448
I guess it wouldn't be LGA without copious amounts of shitposting

it's good to be back

>>45994448
Now you're just showing your ignorance, there's a difference between hicks and Texans.

>>45994448
and so the waifu wars began

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It's not LGA without waifu wars.

>>45994638
Eh, its better then the fighting and decisions made in Fortune Hunter.

>>45994692
It's not a war if she's already lost.

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>>45994692
>>45994695

>>45994877
ebin

> Talk with Griselda a little, see if she even recommends buying anything.

You fold your arms, stepping next to Griselda. “So, Griselda.” She looks over at you, smiling nervously. “I’m looking through the catalog and honestly, I’m getting really uh…” You point to one item in particular, a 17 Pounder gun. “10,000 dollars for a 17 pounder?”

“Yeah.” Griselda folds her arms, groaning. “Lately, the Shop has been getting a lot of business, which means that Huxley has had to drive up prices a little. But that hasn’t stopped people from swamping him with requests, which means he and Benita spend a lot of time in the shop.” She leans over to you. “Between you and me, I think Lisa’s getting a little frustrated. I think I once accidentally stopped them from er…” She sticks her finger into an O made by her thumb and index finger. What is she talk- oh. OH. Okay.

“Right, is there anything under a thousand dollars I can buy though that’s worth it?”

She scratches her chin. “Well, I guess you might want to buy camping equipment.” What? “Yeah, camping equipment. Between matches, the teams are encouraged to spend the night camping out on the battlefield afterwards. To promote international relations I guess.”

“Oh, I see.” You look through the catalog pages. “So, you can’t provide yourself?”

“Well, I already bought everyone sleeping bags but uh… unfortunately, I ran out of money for tents, cookers, coolers, er… basically everything except sleeping bags. But you’re free to buy one for yourself.” She points down the catalog page. “The Tanker’s Camping Bag is only 300 dollars.”

[1/2]

>>45994973
[2/2]

“What about parts though?” you ask.

She scratches her chin. “Well, we have-“ Lisa comes back from the back. “Lisa!” Griselda looks over at her. “Please tell me there are usable parts for under 700 dollars!”

Lisa shakes her head. “Sorry, Gris Gris. I hate to act the part, but our prices remain as always.” Griselda groans, frustrated. “Sorry.”

Hm. You look through the catalog again. So far for under one thousand dollars you can buy…

> 300 Dollars: The Tanker’s Camping Bag – Comes with one tent for five, sleeping bags, cooker, lanterns, frying pan, and cooker.
> 500 Dollars: Applique Armor Kit – Medium Tank – Twenty millimeter thick plates of applique armor for mounting all around the hull and turret.
> 100 Dollars: Grouser Kit – Grousers for adding that extra bit of grip onto your tread.

> Buy anything?
> Y/N
> Or perhaps take the tank to Crazy Oleg’s instead?

>>45995004
>Or perhaps take the tank to Crazy Oleg’s instead?

and grab Stack and Winonna. They would have a better idea of what to get for the tank.

Then assemble the crew and discuss camping gear as well.

>>45995004
>> Or perhaps take the tank to Crazy Oleg’s instead?

>>45995047

I agree with this. Winona especially, she might even know some non-historical upgrades we may be able to use.

>>45995004
>> 100 Dollars: Grouser Kit – Grousers for adding that extra bit of grip onto your tread.


> 300 Dollars: The Tanker’s Camping Bag – Comes with one tent for five, sleeping bags, cooker, lanterns, frying pan, and cooker.

Save money

> Go take the tank to Crazy Oleg

>>45995004
>300 Dollars: The Tanker’s Camping Bag – Comes with one tent for five, sleeping bags, cooker, lanterns, frying pan, and cooker.

>Crazy Oleg
Free vodkaskin ball with every purchase!

>>45995004
>> 300 Dollars: The Tanker’s Camping Bag – Comes with one tent for five, sleeping bags, cooker, lanterns, frying pan, and cooker.
Grab this and then
>take the tank to Crazy Oleg’s

>>45995004
>Crazy Oleg's
That armour isn't worth the weight

Instead of a bag, let's just buy some wool blankets and get a crew spoon going

anyway, I'm off for the night. Thanks for running Schteel, and remember guys under no circumstances are we to be stowed on dick

>>45995139
It's too late, Crazy Oleg's is deep in dickland.

>>45995139
But we will need the Groucers, if the land is icy speed will kill us,

>>45995004
> 300 Dollars: The Tanker’s Camping Bag – Comes with one tent for five, sleeping bags, cooker, lanterns, frying pan, and cooker.
Sure!

Can we get the Centaur up to a Comet?

Yes, I know it will cost ungodly amounts of money, but we could with the cromwell in the previous quest.

>>45995004
> Or perhaps take the tank to Crazy Oleg’s instead?

I wanna see what Crazy [s]Hassan[/s] Oleg has before we get anything here

>>45995279
Therin lies the issue. Money. Tankery under Trude had so much income it rivaled some GDPs.

We'll need sponsorship for that.

>>45995370
>inb4 we become sellouts

>>45995313
Ctrl s

>>45995396
Just shake those money makers

>>45995370

I get that, and that will come. Hell, I remember most of the sponsorships came after we'd done the loyalty quests. And the first (which was pitiful and from NOVA museum) after our first match.

The comet is a squad goal at the moment.

>>45995403
Thanks bruh, but I was trying for the strikethrough tags, not the spoilers

>>45995279
I'm not sure if we can do that?

Getting the SP 17pdr, A30 (Avenger) will be more viable.

>>45995102

seconded

>>45995223
I just read through this while I was going over votes and I have to say this now. I love the idea that you're preparing for icy combat conditions when it's the middle of summer.

>>45995580
True but i forgot my geography so for all i know, we will be a winter wonderland.

>>45995580
>inb4 "B-but we never know when we'll be having practice on Habbakuk!"

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>>45995580
We fought in the snow in Australia. I'm assuming that Kursk brings winter with it, whereever it goes as opposed to having nice sane weather that's based on science.

Damn vodka witches

>>45995724
But isn't our MC a big fan of the ice witches?

>>45995724
You know, it does snow down here mate. Got some mountains even if they are rather titchy

> Y
> THEN OFF TO CRAZY OLEG’S

As much it pains you to part with money, you have to buy that Camping Bag. You’re not sure how well equipped Stack or Winona or anybody else came for camping. And honestly, having one tent for the lot of you would be good. Plus, it comes with an axe! Who doesn’t need an axe?

And as for the grousers, you also decide to buy those.

That puts you back 400 dollars.

> - 400 DOLLARS

> ACCESSORIES ACQUIRED
> THE TANKER’S CAMPING BAG

> PARTS ACQUIRED
> GROUSERS

Griselda checks her watch. “We better get going soon. Is there anything else you want? The NATO Officials will come for the tanks soon.”

You scratch your chin. “Actually, Griselda, there is.” She tilts her head, confused.

-

-

The hangar doors open wide for the five tanks rolling inside. Winona and Stack had come back on your request to drive the tank in and provide some advice.

Oleg himself is quite the guy. He keeps his face and any sort of distinguishing identity covered up in a welding mask, overalls, gloves, and thick boots, and a beanie. “Chyort. I asked for one tank, you bring me five. This is not a social call, solnyshka.”

Griselda walks over to him. “I was told you were cheap though. Are you?”

“Perfectly, for a cost!”

“… so you’re not cheap,” says Griselda.

“I am!” he says. “How much do you have?”

You almost say one thousand dollars, but then say, “800.”

He nods. “Alright, 800, I can do something for that. Give me some time to examine your tank, I will see what I can do to it for 800 rubles, da?” You nod, he walks over to it, examining it.

Griselda frowns. “… I’m not sure if I want to trust this guy.”

“Why not?” asks Stack. “He seems reliable.”

“He works on airplanes,” says Griselda. She points up to the airplane husks hanging overhead, and also directs your attention to the airplane engines in various stages of disassembly lying around. “I don’t know, he strikes me as kind of shady.”

> Defend Oleg
> Remain neutral
> Agree with Griselda
> Other

>>45995785
Now I'm just imagining crocodiles sliding on ice and attacking people from inside snow drifts.

>>45995812
> Remain neutral

>>45995812
>Agree with Griselda

>>45995812
> Defend Oleg
HE IS DOING IT FOR 800 RUBLES THATS LIKE 12 BUCKS!

>>45995812
>> Other
What's the worst that can happen?

>>45995812
>> Remain neutral

>>45995812
> Remain neutral

>>45995902
>putting plane parts on tanks
That's how you get to Unlimited. You don't want to go Unlimited.

>>45995812
>> Defend Oleg
You said we needed parts, so we are desperate and besides Tanks used aircraft engines..

>>45995812
> Defend Oleg

He's good. He has to be or more planes would be falling out of the sky.

>>45995785
I'm Canadian. We get snow like you get sun. Sure we got some hot spots, but most people laugh when we tell them its hot in some places.

>>45995812
Plane parts on tanks? Well it worked for the Americans...

>Neutral
>Lets see what he has in mind before we start dismissing him

>>45995812
>Defend Oleg

>>45996015
We're not great at tanks. But we're pretty fantastic at planes. So let's make our tanks planes.

>>45995812
> Remain neutral
> Other - Point out to Griselda just how strapped we are for cash.

Beggars can't be choosers.

>>45996098
We Antonov A-40 now!

Suprise Comrade!

>So... what did you do?
>I put little dancing Hawaiian dolls. You like them, da?
>And THAT costed 800!?
>CYKA BLYAT!

>>45996203
Or a PBJ-1H.

>>45996235
800 Rubles. That's like 12 bucks. So I mean not much of a loss.

>>45995004

Can we see what Jennis has for sale? Maybe a nice set of heavy blaster cannons for the tank?

>>45996382
Maybe a human arm to boot.

> Remain neutral

“Shady yes, but we are strapped for cash, Griselda,” you say. “And he’s cheap. Plus, we won’t end up we won’t have to fight the other people who want Huxley’s stuff. We just have to make sure all of his stuff is perfectly legal.”

Griselda nods slowly. “If this gets us into trouble…”

“And speaking of trouble!” Oleg comes back, having very quickly evaluated the tanks. “Right, complicated features I cannot sell to you for now. I will give you shortlist of things you can buy now. Later, I will call you after match and inform you of my full catalog. Here is what you can buy for 800 dollars.”

> 700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension – The suspension and wheels will be tuned up and improved so that the treads won’t shear themselves off turning a tight corner too fast or just in general going too fast.
> 200 Dollars: Smoke grenades - The bombthrower in the top of the turret can fire these smoke grenades which can shroud the tank for a time.
> 100 Dollars: Remove Engine Governors – Oleg will remove the engine governors, allowing the full power of the engine to be unleashed.
> 250 Dollars: Applique Armor Kit – Light – This light armor kit will add 10mm of armor plates all over the tank. An additional one can be bought if need be to increase the armor to an additional 20mm.
> 500 Dollars: Winch and steel cable kit – This winch and steel cable kit can be used to tear down trees, tow stricken tanks or even itself out of situations, or anything you can dream of.

Oleg holds the clipboard, standing next to you. “Alright, solnyshka, what are you buying?”

> BUYING ANYTHING?
> Y/N

>>45996590
Winch or smoke grenades seem like the smart choice.

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>>45996590

Contact Winonna and Stack. Give them the list and the news that we have camping gear.

>>45996670
holy shit that looks comfy

>>45996590
> BUYING ANYTHING?
> Y
> 700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension

Sounds like a long-term investment, IMO. We need our Centaur as mobile (and reliable) as we can make it.

>>45996590
>> 200 Dollars: Smoke grenades - The bombthrower in the top of the turret can fire these smoke grenades which can shroud the tank for a time.
>> 100 Dollars: Remove Engine Governors – Oleg will remove the engine governors, allowing the full power of the engine to be unleashed.

Btw we are a cruiser tank

>>45996590
> Y
> 200 Dollars: Smoke grenades

I think this is a safe first buy

Smokes have gotten Trude out of countless tight spots

>>45996590
>> 700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension

>>45996590
>> 200 Dollars: Smoke grenades - The bombthrower in the top of the turret can fire these smoke grenades which can shroud the tank for a time.
>> 100 Dollars: Remove Engine Governors – Oleg will remove the engine governors, allowing the full power of the engine to be unleashed.

>>45996590
>> 700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension – The suspension and wheels will be tuned up and improved so that the treads won’t shear themselves off turning a tight corner too fast or just in general going too fast.

THIS
H
I
S

Great long term investment. We don;t have the Torque to get a HT out of mud with the winch and Speed Governors lead to mass overheating.

>>45996590
Hey If we're a centaur or cromwell 1 then it shouldn't have an engine governor at all.

>>45996590

>700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension

>>45996590
Grenades and winch.

>>45996590
>Y
> 500 Dollars: Winch and steel cable kit – This winch and steel cable kit can be used to tear down trees, tow stricken tanks or even itself out of situations, or anything you can dream of.

Never leave home without rope

Dont remove the engine governer if the tracks are just gunna shear off on a turn or high speeds anyways. Also, it might be illegal.

> Y

> 700 Dollars: Retuned Suspension
> 200 Dollars: Smoke grenades

“Oh?” Oleg tilts his head, going through his list. “I thought you said you only had 800 dollars.” Truth be told, you really want to get both. But not without dipping into the first 200 dollars you’ve ever made. What if Mom and Dad need that money?

You gasp a little. What would Mom and Dad think if they saw you spending so much money in ONE DAY. You hold your breath a little. Oh, please don’t faint, this is too much money! Oohh…

Griselda steps in, holding out a 100 from her purse. “I’ll cover that extra hundred,” she says with a smile. What.

“Da.” He swipes the c-note from Griselda, then pockets. “Alright, I will have the modifications to this here tank done. Leave the tanks here, I will deliver to NATO officials once mods are done, da?” You all nod. “Gris. Solnyshka.” He nods to you both, then grabs his toolkit off one of the benches.

> - 800 DOLLARS

Winona frowns. “I’m so sorry, d- do you need us to pay you back?”

“Ah, it’s okay. Just this once,” says Griselda. “You guys are really turning into a good investment, so I might as well just this once give you a bit of extra spending cash. My Dad dumps me in money anyway every month.” She smiles happily. “If we do well in the duo, even if we lose or get swept, I might be able to wrangle in a bonus for you all to buy new parts and such.”

“I don’t owe you, do I?” you ask.

“The only thing you owe me is your best,” says Griselda.

You blush a little. Aw, that- That makes your stomach flutter a little, wow. You check the time. And your stomach. Uh oh. It’s 8:00 PM. And it’s past dinner time.

And you need still have to hold that strategy meeting!

> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.
> Go find a Restaurant to eat at.
> Go to Griselda’s place, you hear she has an even BIGGER ROOM.
> Other

>>45997510
>> Go to Griselda’s place, you hear she has an even BIGGER ROOM.

More friends for Gris Gris

>>45997510
> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.
Promises are important.

>>45997510
>> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.
Least we can do is make a warm meal for Gris Gris.

>>45997510
>> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

>>45997510
>> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

>>45997510
> Go to Griselda’s place, you hear she has an even BIGGER ROOM.

>>45997510
> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

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>>45997510
>Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

Promises will be kept in at least one quest. We will build a glorious replica of an mechanical atrocity

>>45997510
> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

>>45997510
>> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

>>45997510
Gotta stop giving Elodie heart attacks.

>>45997801
she just spent 1200 dollars. i'm surprised she didn't pass out already that she flew her first week of pay.

>>45997904
We should send a little money home, just to feel responsible.

>>45997904
As a poor fag, when I spent that much money I started having breathing trouble and I couldn't get my hands to stop shaking. I was a fucking wreck.

>>45997998
Another poorfag here, can confirm.

>>45997989
Probably should make it a long-term goal to get Elodie's parents jobs on LGA as well, since she'd want their entire family to make it out of poverty.

I'm surprised we are still standing.

>>45998077
She's waiting to be in the safety of her dorm to collapse. Until then she may be on auto.

>>45998077
We might be able to stand but fine motor skills should be shot.

> Hold it at your room. You promised Winona to help her build that model.

Iris, Suvorov, Serafina, and Griselda were invited into your dorm very quickly.

Truth be told, the weight of spending that much money was starting to crash down on you. What will Mom and Dad think? Oh, this was making your stomach hurt. Oooh…

But you have to do it for the tanks!

Griselda, in the tight but spacey confines of your room had to make do with using a map on the floor while everybody sat on your bed. Winona mostly had you organize the parts by size and what looked important, you guess it isn’t so bad. And in the meantime, you were busy cooking dinner for everybody, simple noodles with some ketchup, nothing special. “Alright,” says Griselda. She points to one end of the map. “Here’s where we start, this blue dot. Now, we don’t know how many tanks they’re going to bring, but if we’re guessing they’re being honorable, we have to assume five for now.”

Suvorov rubs at the corner of her tricorne. “Hrm. So we’re fighting over the town of Carentan then.”

“Yeah.” Griselda marks off the town itself. “We don’t have any casemate tanks, so what I want us to do is fight in the town itself. We’ll neutralize their ability at long range, and be forced to fight them in close quarters.” Serafina grins happily. “Yes, that means you can charge.”

“How woefully uncivilized,” says Iris. She takes a sip of her tea.

“Well, that’s the truth.” Griselda folds her arms. “We can’t take them on in a slugfest with a Panzer III, a Churchill, a Centaur, a Sherman, and a Pershing.” She looks over at you. “You got that, Ellieooohh…” You hold out a plate of noodles for her, and to the rest of the commanders. They immediately start digging in, hungry.

> “Enjoying the food?”
> “So that’s it? City combat?”
> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”
> Other

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>>45998155
Whoops, forgot the map.

>>45998155
>“Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”
Very honorable.

>>45998155
>> “Enjoying the food?”

>>45998155
>> “So that’s it? City combat?”
>> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”

>>45998155
>> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”

>>45998155
>> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”

>>45998155
> “Enjoying the food?”

>>45998155
It's a good plan. Only caveat is how long it might take for our bigger tanks to get there.

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>>45998155
> “So that’s it? City combat?”
The ugliest combat

We'll text our promise to pay later, just in case the others didn't get some extra love from Gris-Gris.

>noodles with some ketchup
I gagged a little.

>>45998183
Are we blue or red?

>>45998439
Blue, always blue.

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>>45998155
Thanks for running, boss.

Goodnight all.

I gotta step away and won't see the final posts.

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>>45998482
Good night, anon.

>>45998358
But that will mean they will hide in the city

>>45998358
Poor fags eat like shit.

>>45998155
>> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”

Probably got better sights on all our tanks than what they have, so target acquisition in the streets will be much quicker and faster than their Russian tanks.

> “Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back for that.”

“Griselda, I’ll be sure to pay you back that money you gave me,” you say.

“You already have, these are some good noodles,” she says. Aw. She smiles at you happily. “Seriously, don’t worry about it.”

> NEW QUEST
> WORRY ABOUT IT
> Pay Griselda back that 100 bucks.

> NEW QUEST
> Buying Happiness
> Find alternative ways to make money

You’re going to worry until your hair turns gray, your skin starts drooping, and your grandchildren start having grandchildren. This is going to torment you! “Anyway, any questions?” asks Griselda. Silence. “Nobody? Come on, guys. This is a strategy meeting, if you got something to say, say it!”

…

Suvorov raises her hand. “Can I have more ketchup?” Griselda deflates like a balloon.

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[1/2]

>>45998590
The gun of the T-34 is very good. It is simple, dependable and easy to service. Its weakness is that the initial speed of the shell is significantly less than that of the American "Z/ 3" (3200 feet versus 5700 feet per second).
Aiming/Back-sight

From the American evaluations of the t-34.

>>45998758
[2/2]

The girls all leave, with Griselda being the last one out the door. She checks her watch. “Wake up early, get showered. Meet at the Hangar at 6 AM sharp. Try and get a good night’s sleep, okay?” Never. NEVER! But you’re not going to let her see that. So you smile and nod. “There’s a good girl!” She holds out her arms. “Hugs!”

You sigh, then hug Griselda. She happily pats you on the back, then gently kisses your cheek. “Mwah!” she says. “Night, night, Ellie! I’m count on you!”

You shut the door as she leaves. Winona happily looks upon her newly completed model. “Hehehe, can’t wait to attach the turbines from that Avengers helicarrier on this thing.” She looks over at you. “Pretty good day though, can’t wait for the match tomorrow!” You silently flop onto your bed. “… Ellie? Are you okay?” asks Winona.

You curl up, groaning as you hold your cramping stomach and your arching heart. “I spent so much money today…” you whine.

Winona giggles a little, rolling her chair over and placing the model on the desk. “Aw, don’t beat yourself up, Ellie-pie.” Please don’t say that anymore. She sits on your bed, frowning a little. “Come on. How about you rest your head on your big sis’s lap and just relax?”

> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”
> “… kay.”
> “I’m just going to go to sleep, good night.”
> Other

>>45998789
> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”

>>45998789
> “… kay.”
Be comforted poor fag.

>>45998789
> “… kay.”

>>45998789
>> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”

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>>45998789
> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”

We have a reputation to maintain

>>45998758
Poor Gris. I do have some concerns about the plan but typing on a mobile is real annoying.

>>45998789
>> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”

> “The only thing you owe me is your best,” says Griselda.

> “You already have, these are some good noodles,” she says. Aw. She smiles at you happily. “Seriously, don’t worry about it.”


GrisGris has inherited TrudeTrude's power to swoon any girl she puts just a little effort on. I feel she will waifu us, before we can waifu her.

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>>45998789

> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”
Out of curiosity, is the Ratte and E-100 tankery legal? Sure, there was never a prototype built, because German Industry had no means to build the former and only one prototype is known to exist of the latter. But still, curious.

>>45999134
Perrine used one.

>>45999134
Yes.

Perrine build a few monstrosities with Ratte and E-1000 bodies.

>>45999134
The E-100 actually appeared in LGA as a J. Walter Christie tank.

As for the Ratte. Girls und Panzer the Movie showed off the Ratte in use as an amusement park attraction.

>>45999192
Where's the raw?!

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>>45999278
in like a couple of months at best.

> “No, I’m the big sis. Rest your head on MY lap!”

You roll over, then sit up. “No, Winona. I get to be the big sis. You see this hat?” You point to your Officer’s hat. “That means I’m in charge! You rest your head on MY lap!” You point down to your thighs, angrily pouting at her.

“Erm.” Winona blinks. “Okay.” She leans over, then slowly rests her head on your thighs. You sigh deeply, then lean over forward and pet her head lightly.

“Ah. That feels better,” you say. Feels like the weight of all that money you spent has been alleviated. “Thanks, Winona.” Yes, you just need to get used to the idea of spending money, no matter how hard it is. You just have to spend money to make money.

…

You look down. “Winona?”

She slowly turns her head to you. “Your tits are like in my ear.”

“Sorry,” you say. Ah, there’s the embarrassment blood coming up to your cheeks now. “We can stop.”

She curls her legs up, pressing her lips together. “No, no, let’s… let’s just stay like this. I like this.” Oh. Um. Okay. She looks up at you again, smiling. “I get to do this to you later.” Oh, no. What have you done?

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>>45999298
Then PLEASE don't spoil!

Also Elo could whore herself to an unknown amount of fat chicks, 50 bucks a piece. That's easy money.

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>>45999407
That's it for tonight's chapter of LGA2. Hopefully I'll return to a more normal schedule next weekend but I hope you all enjoyed this and hope to see you next weekend for...

> LAFAYETTE GIRLS ACADEMY VS KURSK GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL

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