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[Anna] Wow! Her house is so big! There's even a pool!

[Rachel] Maybe we should skip the dinner and go straight for the pool, what do you think Major?

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It's been a while since I last since Elizabeth. I hope she's doing okay.

I wonder why they invited you though, you'll be the only guy there.

>>46524055
And skip the wine? Where's your manners?

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>Angel rolling

YAY! Angels coming.

>>46524173
In a tone that isn't quite sure whether it's happy or sarcastic, "Lucky me."

>>46524173
Do we know who was invited?
Why don't we knock to see if it's the case.

>>46524055
Now now Anna, Elizabeth and her sister worked hard on our meal, I think it would be quite rude to blow them off as it were.

>>46524173
Yeah, same here.

>Though, I think I have an idea as to why.

>>46524055
But...I didn't bring swimming trunks! Can't we just do regular stuff?

>>46524173
Must be my charming personality. I'm honestly surprised; I'm going to stand out like a sore thumb.

>Left the Eileens during a critical time of existential crisis to go hang out at the pool
I know I'm not the only one with second thoughts about this.

>>46524173
I think Sophie wants to keep an eye on me until the paperwork is done.

>>46524296
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. She's in one of the most secure places in Montreal-3, guarded by top of the line security and a sassy black psychiatrist.

Like, really, what could go wrong?

>>46524345
Its not everyone else I'm worried about; its her. Also, while the psych does appear to be black, she does not seem to be sassy.

On a third note
>trip
Literally why.

>>46524296
I really don't think we had a choice. Besides, what's the major going to do during their meeting, shout "I better not roll a 1. Head pats for everyone!" while the Eileens figure out who they are to each other?

>>46524384
Judging by her reactions when we broke the news to her, she already felt betrayed and like we didn;t care about her. Fucking off for a party isn't the best way to reaffirm her confidence in us as a parent-figure.
But the die's already cast, so we'll see what happens. At least Anna won;t be pissed off that we missed her party.

>>46524380
I'm sure Nerv's response teams are fast enough to act if something goes wrong. Not gonna lie though, the Psych Head seems beyond sensible and professional considering where she's working at.

Also, I am going to namefag I might as well go all the way it it.

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>>46524182
Oh! You're right, never skip alcohol.

>>46524217
>>46524244
>>46524288
Yeah, we should stop speculating and knock. As our french ancestors once said ''Omelette, rinser abondement jusqu'à ce que l'eau soit claire.''

[Anna]
>What does it mean?

[Rachel]
You'll understand when you grow older, you'll see.

>>46524485
I speak french and i don't understand either anna, don't worry.

>>46524485
ooc:
>Omelette, employer contribution rinse until the water runs clear
Will I understand this when I grow older?

>>46524485
OOC:
>Omelette, rinser abondement jusqu'à ce que l'eau soit claire.

Translations anyone?

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[As soon as you reach the porch Sophie opens the door looking somewhat mad.]

Can't you be on time for once in you life Major? We're all waiting for you.

Hey Rachel.

[She smiles]
Hey Anna! You're looking cute today.

>>46524485
Anyone fluent in French ITT? I'm learning it, but aside from something being abandoned due to water I've not a clue. Probably a google translate attempt at something like "drop everything and go for the alcohol", but idk.

>>46524610
>>46524586
you were not far,
Omelette, rinse until the water runs clear.
If it's an expression i've never heard it before.

>>46524631
Haha, yeah sorry about that. I'll apologize to Elizabeth as soon as I get in.

I got the wine though, it should go perfect with your chicken.

>>46524631
Nice clothes by the way,it's the first time i see you without your uniform.

>>46524710
And I wouldn't mind seeing you out of it a little more often.

How's Elizabeth been?

Je ne comprends pas parce que mon francais est merde.

>Passage allagedly in french
>No french speakers ITT understand it
Is this another ARG segment?

>>46524631
Oh Sophie, you know the business. There's always something to look after. I'm glad to be here though, thanks for hosting. Here's some wine.

>>46524746
i think cag is just bad with french, it really doesnt mean anything...

>>46524631
(See through? Oh my, thats lewd. Sophies so cute and she spends more than half the time pissed off at major anon)

>>46524631
Hi Sophie, you look really different without your uniform, in a good way. Sorry about the tardiness. I really wish I could have gotten here earlier, but here's some wine to make up for it. Premium stuff!

Reminder we left both Eileen's behind.

>>46524845
I think they needed some time alone, and the psy will call us if there is anything.
But we should make a call during the evening just to be sure.

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>>46524678
>>46524761
>>46524828
[She takes both of you wine bottles]
Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.

>>46524710
...

You can come in. Don't break anything.

>>46524810
This. I think the earlier dialouge is only because the QM secretly only knows how to write Sophie when she's pissed off by our shenanigans.

>>46524887
Just as long as neither of them go full-blown "1-800 Choke-dat-Ho", then I'm fine with that

>>46524845
>>46524887

We can leave early.

>>46524924
>Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.
"Uhh... You're welcome?

>>46524924
>Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.
>You can come in. Don't break anything.
Oh, she got bantz. Lets go in and see who else is there already.

>>46524924
>Black under white
Poor Sohpie, she will never have a chance with Rachel around.

>>46524924
Only thing I'll break is the bank.

Still probably a good idea you're taking both bottles from me.

>>46524924
Well, it is a good occasion for it.

Hey now, I may be a drunkard half of the week but that doesn't mean I'm completely irresponsible.

>>46524975
Its swimwear. She 'aint out of the Major Anonb Owl yet.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTri1dQq5c

[You all enter Sophie's house. It's comfy, with a rustic feeling. Elizabeth is in the kitchen cooking the meal and the computer scientist which you don't remember the name there too.]

>>46525153
Well, at least we're not the only guy.

>>46525153
now this is home!
light years ahead of mine

>>46525153
The male computer tech? I don't think we ever got his name.
>say hello
>especially to Elizabeth
Nice place, Sophie.

>also, is Florence showing up? She and Anna are kind of friends now, right?

>>46524924
>>46524956

>>46525153
To Rachel: I am not the only guy here. Now I feel cheated.

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Major! I'm so happy to see you!

It's been too long. How have you been?

>>46525153
[quietly feel guilty about leaving Eileens]

>>46525255
Busy saving the world and misbehaving. I don't think Sophie approves.

How about you? How are you doing?

>>46525255
>>46525259

Do not mention angels or the dead

>>46525255
>the smiling face of a woman who lost everything because of us
We ate before we got here, right?

>>46525255
Oh, Elisabeth! It's been far to long.

I've been great, especially since expedition. How's life been treating you as of late?

>>46525255
I've been about as you might expect. Work takes up a lot of my time, and I can't visit friends too often. It's great to see you though.

Nice place, a lot more comfy than mine. Poor Eileen has to put up with a lot of emptiness at my home.

>>46525255
protocol, indescriably horrifing protocol everywhere
we are all good though

>>46525332
OOC:I suddenly feel pretty uncomfortable being here for a variety of reasons, all related to Elizabeth.

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>>46525429
>[guilt intensifies]

>>46525429
I don't think it's our fault her husband died, but it's partly our fault David died yeah.

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>>46525259
Yeah it was our father's house. There's lot of memories here.

>>46525306
>>46525363
Well... let's say I've been better. But I've got my sister with me and she's helping me a lot go through this.

>>46525386
>>46525389
I know, I feel really guilty being here while you all work so hard.
Why are you so late? Did something happen?

>>46525526
work is a harsh mistress...
the last battle made a meter and half mountain of paperwork, no joke!

>>46525526
It's nothing you need to worry about, things are just uncomfortable with Eileen. I think I said something I shouldn't have. She said she wanted some time for herself.

>>46525526
>Why are you so late? Did something happen?

Don't worry about it. Just boring paperwork stuff.
Avoid talking about the Eileens for now.

>>46525526
If she know
The vice-commander decide that Both Eileen should know about each other this morning.

I had to arrange that before coming.

It's fine to tell her why we were late as long as we don't spill the secrets guys.

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Hey Major. It's the first time we see each other outside of work, right?

>>46525526
I had an unpleasant talk with Eileen. I handled it poorly.
Our vice-commander is a dick, by the way.

>>46525526
A slight emergency came up. We had an introduction forced on us...but that can wait until later.

Well, you look well. Is there anything we can do to help or should we stay out of the way in the kitchen?

[to computer tech]
I don't think we've actually met met outside of the job.

>>46525680
yeah, then again, when they let us go?

>>46525680
Heyyyy ... computer gu- Mhh hmm

Yes, it's the first time. Let's hope it's not the last!

>>46525680
Yeah, I guess so. But you know how hard it can be to get off the bridge sometimes.
>hold out hand to shake
We're all off duty; you don't have to address me my rank if you don;t want to. Just call me Major.

>>46525680
>Computer tech 2
>We never gave him a name
>It should be fine since we don't have a name either.
Looks like his name is Seth
Hey Seth, glad I won't be the only guy here. Thank you for your hard work every day.

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>>46525680
H-hey Seth.

Huh, Sophie where's the bathroom?

>In that corridor, last door to the right

Okay I'll be real quick.

[And she's really quick, she almost ran.]

>>46525813
well, shit
something aint right

>>46525813
Whats with Rachel?

>>46525630
No, she does not know. Stop that.

>>46525813
Brace yourselves, plot incoming

>>46525680
Good to actually meet you when we're not sweating profusely

>>46525813
[sweat produsely]

>>46525813
[Standing incomfortably next to the other guy intensifies.]

>>46525813
That look of disgust

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>>46525813
>>46525813
HOW ABOUT SOME WINE

>>46525915
Maybe she is just feeling a little sick? She isn't healthy enough to go back to her duties afterall.

>>46525957
We can't start drinking already Major! We are among our subordinates here!

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Daily reminder that Evangelion VS Godzilla is apparantly happening.
http://shin-godzilla.jp/gvse/

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>>46525813
morning sickness?

>>46525813
Does Rachel have hots for Seth? Please no, QM, please no!

>>46525991
will shinji get bight-slapped or prebight-slapped?

>>46526050
That's not the look a woman throws to a guy she has the hots for. Quite the contrary actually.

Now go forth and conquer the ladies with that newfound knowledge!

Are we going to decide on a name at last?
Option 1: Major
Option 2: major
Option 3: M____ajor

>>46526050
>>46525813
>>46525915

She is probably just not feeling well, she was beat up pretty badly in that crash and is still recovering. If she takes a while just have Anna knock on the door

>>46525813
PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT

>>46525889
>>46526113
She's not THAT stacked.

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>>46524634
Literally starting to learn French next week.

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>>46525991
Japan leads to the weirdest and best crossovers

>>46526104
How about Maj. Bismark?

>>46526104
Jokes aside, it wouldn't be right to go by anything other than Major Anon. This is 4chan, after all.

>>46526148
No, not THAT plot you dunce!
Plot as in "Shit's about to start happening"

>>46526164
That's a pretty weighty name, I don't think we deserve it.

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[Elizabeth]
>>46525600
I have no trouble believing you. You should see the R&D offices sometimes, it's a fire hazard having so much paper around.

>>46525630
>>46525601
>>46525725
Kids, right? Even if we fought sometimes, David always came back to apologize. [After a small, uncomfortable silence, she returns to the kitchen. You're pretty sure she was holding her tears back.]

[Seth]
>>46525813
Hey Rachel! You look gorge-- There she goes. It seems this girl is always running. [He laughs]

>>46525739
You're right! I've been working for 2 weeks straight. This is my first day off for Christ's sake!

>[Anna] Hey don't swear!

Oh right. Sorry.

>>46525777
[He shakes your hand] You can call me Seth, by the way.

>>46525800
Yeah I was afraid I'd be stuck with all these beautiful ladies all for myself! Ahaha!

>>46524634
It doesn't mean anything. It's certainly not an actual French saying.

"Omelet, rinse abundantly until the water is clear."

>>46526198
>>46525680
>tfw that dude is gorgeous

He's evil right? cuz I found my husbando.

>>46526198
R&D? sorry to bring work but all going well there? i mean had you all coped up with thos plug upgrades

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>>46526164
>>46526104
We are The Major. Nothing else.

>>46526198
>mentions david like is nothing
i dont like him at all

>>46526306
That was Elizabeth talking. She left after for the kitchen after bringing it up.

>>46526306
That was Elizabeth mentioning him.

No talk about kids, EVAs, Angels, Dead people, and limited talk about work around Elizabeth.

>>46526198
[Small talk mode engaged]
Ahaha, in that case, sorry for ruining your good luck. This place really is something though, the sisters are lucky. With this heat recently maybe I should spread some funding towards better housing.

Anna, could you check on Rachel real quick for me?

>>46526306
That was Elizabeth talking, look for the brackets.

>>46526198
He is connected to Dave somehow.

>>46526346
I like everything you said.

>>46526344
>>46526346
>>46526327
following this quest as an eurofag is suffering

>>46526381
I know your pain, but its worth it.

>>46526346
>>46526198
Don't let Sophie hear I said that though, she doesn't take my jokes too well.

>>46526198
Hey, I heard a rumor that some of the Magi maintenance staff left the job suddenly. Have you heard anything about it?

Checking if us offing the maintenance chief was covered up.

>>46526381
It's not that late yet. Unless you're an East Eurofag, you fuckin Slav

>>46526401
sleep is for the weak, brother

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>>46526346
Why don't YOU go check on her? I've got LOTS of things to talk about with Seth.

Seth! Can you explain to me how we can hear you so clearly when we're in the Eva? It's really amazing how- [She's really working her hardest to sound interested, but you know better.]

>>46526530
Ugh, uh, okay. Fine.

>>46526530
Headpat and play with her hair as we head off to rach~

>>46526530
Sigh and go check on her ourselves.


>>46526561
Stop posting

>>46526530
Was thinking it might be the lady trouble, which is awkward to talk about as a man... which am I doing right now... nevermind, I will get us some snacks or something.

>>46526561
Stop that shit, motherfucker.

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>>46526561

>>46526530
Rachel? Are you okay?

>>46526561
No.

>>46526530
We'll leave you to it then.

[we need to do right by her via beer]

>>46526530
In the bathroom? That's kind of inappropriate. I'll just knock instead.

>>46526561
NO

>>46526530
"You're my hero."

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>>46526561
[For a brief instant you look each other in the eyes. You understand quite clearly that with this gesture, you've declared the hostilities open.]

>>46526703
OOC:wat

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>>46526703
Well, fuck.

>>46526703
The evening will be fun...oh well, lets go to the bathroom...

>>46526703
OH NO!

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>>46526703
Fine then Anna.

>>46526703
"We're getting you a beer later, so don't get feisty."

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>>46526552
>>46526561
>>46526577
>>46526588
>>46526645
>>46526648
>>46526657
>>46526699
>>46526757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu2Au36Gmk&
[You head to the bathroom. After saying Rachel's name a couple of times, you softly knock on the door. Since it wasn't totally closed, it opens and slowly reveals Rachel halfway out the window.]

>>46526819
"What"
Close the door behind us.

>>46526819
what the hell?!

>>46526819
Woah, woah, what the fuck! Get back there!

>>46526819
Cough audibly.

>>46526819
That eager to head to the pool?

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>>46526703
>>46526561
Motherfucker.

>>46526819
"Oh come on, you're not gonna leave me alone here are you?"

>>46526819
You're still recovering. I'm not sure this is the best idea.

>>46526819
...
...
...
We can go swimming later Rachel.

>>46526703
GODDAMN AUTIST HEADPATS

>>46526819
You always dash before you dine?

>>46526530
[distant choo choo]

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>>46526836
>>46526842
>>46526843
>>46526849
>>46526854
>>46526857
>>46526861
>>46526866
Shush! They'll hear you! [She locks the door.]

Look I know this look bad, let me explain. It's this guy, Seth. I can't stand him.

[She looks away]

Okay. We slept together. Once! It was bad. I never called him back but he did, several times. Even though I told him it was a one-night thing! Can you believe it? I think he's in love with me.

>>46527006
OOC: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

>>46527006
so thats what happening

>>46527006
And unrequited love makes you flee through windows?

Good thing we have a whole psychology dept!

>>46527006
"That's it? I was worried it was something really bad. Look, I wouldn't worry about it. Just stick close. He won't bother you if you're with me. Its Guy Code."

>>46527031
Yes, women have sex. I know, shocking.

>>46527006
You've flown against monsters from space in UN funded rust buckets and are afraid to deal with Seth? Come on back to dinner, I'll get your six.

>>46527006
That's not something you have to worry about. Just don't freak out so much. Keep your cool. And if he can't take a 'no' then he's got another thing coming. I can't have my people spooked by schoolyard drama. Pull yourself together.

And give me a ring when you feel troubled like this. It's my job to keep you going. And I will do anything I can to make sure you can feel safe, in the field, and on base.

>>46527031
>Being surprised that someone like CAG has slept with other people before.
Sophie on the other hand is pure beyond a doubt.

>>46527099
Goddamnit autism

>>46527149
inb4 Sophie has 3 kids

>>46527006
Look, you don't need to chat him up. Just bear with it.

>>46527149
maybe that's why she's angry all the time...

>>46526286
>Och
Oh, shit, I forgot I said I'd do a list for the Angels.
http://pastebin.com/fkS0napj
Did this one mostly off of memory. Did I forget anything? Should anything else be added?

>>46527191
Sounds like we've got work to do.

>>46527060
Maybe i'm delusional to automatically assume the resident fan favorite girl was a virgin. Maybe its just wishful thinking.

>>46527006
You want me to call our other computer tech and have her cook up some pretext for Seth to come back urgently?

>>46527222
plus, i think we actually did it with her

>>46527006
I've slept with everyone in that room, and I'm fine. That's a joke, by the way.

>>46527259
OOC: it was a dream.

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>>46527233
>sending another guy back to work on his off day with a bullshit excuse because it makes your gif uncomfortable to be around him
ISHIGGY

>>46527099
>Pull yourself together.
This is sort of a humorous thing, we don't need to get serious on her.

>>46527006
>maybe you should use this evening to show him that you're not interested? it will be awkward when you come back on the team if it stays that way.

>>46527222
/r9k/->

Joking aside this is Eva quest. And she's probably closest to Kaji or Misato.

>>46527282
Hey, being in Eva fiction is suffering.

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>>46527039
Yeah I have trouble dealing with this stuff. I'm sure you have your share of problems too.

>>46527034
>>46527049
>>46527099
Oh my! My knight in shining armour. Do I need to give you a used tissue or something? But seriously, I know. I'm being childish right now.

You're right we should get back.

>>46527233
Oh no that's alright. The poor guy didn't have any day off for weeks, you heard him.

>>46527262
Really? Both sisters at the same time? Why didn't you call me?

>>46527306
Being an adult and solve my problems the right way? Who do you take me for, Major?

>>46527318
Is it so wrong to believe there is at least ONE adult NERV agent that hasn't slept with at least three separate people?

>>46527438

>>46527149

>>46527397
sheesh, allright
here a idea get all clingy on me like all girlfriend thing! if he doesnt get the idea we actually recruited a neutron star

>>46527397
Let's just get back. I don't want everyone to think I killed you and hid your body.

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Oh wow, I finally got to read one of these threads in progress! Shame I have to leave in an hour.

I made some fanart! Sort of!

>>46527470
No, seriously, is Major literally the ONLY virgin in all of NERV?

>>46527397
I'm no relationship expert, but I imagine he won't bring it up if you won't bring it up.
In other news I might have managed to alienated Anna in past five minutes.

>>46527547
is the major virgin?

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>>46527517
And this!

>>46527573
He is the collective will of every anon here. This should be a given

>>46527438
Most people have had sex Major.

>>46527397
I'd rather deal with the awkwardness between you two than trying to get Anna and Sophie to trust me when I say I didn't ruin things.

>>46527471
Why do you think this is a good thing to say?

>>46527547
The Major is not a virgin. What are you on about?

>>46527517
>>46527574
gud work anon

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>>46527552
And we worked so hard to get our points back up with her.
Fuck you, headpat anon.

>>46527517
>>46527574
Dat's nice, maen.

>>46527397
>Why didn't you call me?
*waggles eyebrows*

>>46524008
I was nice last time, not this time, put quest in the title so my filter catches you asshole.

>>46527397
>Oh no that's alright. The poor guy didn't have any day off for weeks, you heard him.

You're a better person than I am.
I can at least sit next to you. If Anna takes the other side, you'll have at least one person between you and him at all times, if that helps.

>>46527611
>>46527552
No, she wants to get us and Rachel together and is trying her tricks. We responded to her being annoying by being annoying. No need to over-analyze things.

>>46527665
We treated her as a child in front of the man she tries to get, well, friendly with. Hell has no fury ...

>>46527640
Oh, c'mon, can't blame her, Seth is kind of hot.

>>46527652
Is your hobby checking the catalog regularly for any threads you don't like?

>>46527705
I use the catalog all the time, not just to look for quest threads that dont put quest in the title.

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[You both head back to the dining room. Everyone is seated making small talk.]

>>46527700
>"She's really working her hardest to sound interested, but you know better"
>Cat face
>OP using a unpopular response in a humorous way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu2Au36Gmk

>>46527652
>>46527734
>not just taking two seconds to add another filter for "nerv bridge simulator"
In the time it took you to shitpost, you could have filtered this thread and never have to see another one ever again.

>>46527574
It's the "Système" which "principal", so it doesn't take an E.

"Normal" doesn't need translation, it's the same in French.

Also, it's not "en coursant" but "en course" or more likely just "course". Unless it's some kind of strange Québecois talk.

I'm sorry.

>>46527776
>not just taking two seconds to add "quest" to the title
It would not only save me time, but other anons who have a quest filter.

Honestly, I don't know why you guys don't just keep asking for a /quest/ board. It would keep people like me out of your hair, and you out of mine.

>>46527735
Just to tease cag i say we let her sit next to seth.

>>46527735
Sit next to Seth there, let Rachel sit on our other side. Give Seth a look if he notices the two of us come back together.

>>46527839
That's just mean, anon.

>>46527735
Sit between Rachel and Seth and distract him with small talk. Possibly >>46526441

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You're finally back!

What happened? I can't find out why both of you would lock the bathroom door and stay there for a while...

Is everything okay? Huh, Major?

>>46527779
Not at all, I did very poorly in French and was expecting to be corrected within 30 seconds, haha.

I could have sworn système was feminine, that was always a huge issue with me in high school. I still have the xcf so I'll probably fix it, not like I have anything better to do.

>"Normal" doesn't need translation, it's the same in French.

I know, but when you grow up in Anglophone Canada you get the impression that French often just makes things difficult for the sake of being difficult. So I had to change it to something different from the English, it's kind of meant to be a joke.

>Also, it's not "en coursant" but "en course" or more likely just "course". Unless it's some kind of strange Québecois talk.

Really? I thought the present participle/gerondif was the most appropriate analog to English gerund 'racing'.

>>46527877
Give her a grin. "You'll know when you're older."

>>46527877
Rachel blocked the toilet and she wanted to keep it secret, but i guess she's busted. right rachel?

>>46527877
Maybe Rachel will tell you later.

>>46527853
Giving looks is way unnecessary. Don't be hostile Major.

>>46527877
"Don't worry about it. Rachel was feeling a bit sick, she just needed to wash her face."

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>>46527890
...

[She takes her sister's wine glass and quickly drinks it all.]

>>46527877
I had a *cough* fashion emergency. I cried in front of a mirror for a while, but I'm better now. Hey, did you make a birthday wish yet?

>>46527970
Oh boy.

>>46527970
"Im joking, She was just a little under the weather and needed to wash her face."

>>46527970
Wait, SHE'S ANNA'S SISTER?!

>>46528011
Elizabeth's sister.

>>46527970
Joking!

>>46528011
Elizabeth's.

>>46528011
No
She's the sister of our former R&D head.

>>46528011
Sophie and Elizabeth are sisters. Sophie has been taking care of Elizabeth.

>>46528025
>>46528010
It's rude to acknowledge secret love Major!

>>46527970
She said she doesn't drink at all.
Hoooo boy.

>>46528052
If everyone's an alcholic, than no-one is an alcoholic, only drinking the socially accepted amount.

>>46528025
>>46528016
>>46528026
>>46528027
I am a moron. Sorry.

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Stay strong comrads. Sophie may be cute, but pity for friendzoning is not a basis for true love.

>>46527879
>Really? I thought the present participle/gerondif was the most appropriate analog to English gerund 'racing'.
It would be "en courant

>>46528076
OOC: Hush, we're on the threesome route if I have anything to say about it. We gotta let Sophie get some serious sexual frustration as we wine and dine CAG, then bring up the idea of a threesome.

>>46527970
>Snatches liquor like Major
>Talks shit like major
>Dat see-through shirt
That's it. I'm caving.

>>46528088
That was my first choice, but I was told 'en coursant' was a more literal translation.

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>>46528076
I'll never stop playing the Finance game.

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>>46528102
>EVA
>Threesome

>>46527879
It would be "en courant", but it's more of a feeling I get as a native French speaker: it just looks strange. Even "lent" looks kinda strange as a translation, but I don't have a better idea and I'm missing context, so, yeah.

>>46528134
Everyone knows you have to masturbate over there comatose body first. Anna is further along the CAG route than us.

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>>46528102
>threesome
Sophie is pure. Pure!

>>46528128
NOT BY A FRENCH SPEAKER YOU DIDN'T

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[You're all having a good time, the food is great and wine keeps flowing until a power outage happens.]

[Elizabeth]
What's happening?

>>46528076
>>46528102
>>46528116
>>46528128
>>46528131
>>46528134
>>46528161
Waifufags, please calm down.

>>46528174
"Don't say it. Don't say it. It's not what we all think it must be. It's not, it's not, godamnit, why is it happening every time I want to get drunk?!"

>>46528174
The power's gone out. No reason to worry, the back up generators will kick in any minute now.

>>46528174
I guess we should check the circuit breaker.
Lets hope it's not an angel. We haven't even done the finance sheet yet.

>>46528174
"Did R&D try to re-enact Op. Yashima without me AGAIN?"

>>46528174

Adults, now would be a good time to secure arms, just as a precaution.

>>46528174
[Look out the window. If the blackout affects a large area, call HQ and request sitrep]

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>46528174
>Angel rolling

>>46528260
and it might be a good time to hit the deck.

>>46528174
Do you see light out there? Maybe it's the whole neighborhood?

Someone want to come with me to check the fuses?

>>46528260
This.

>>46528268
and we're dead

>>46528268
FOR

FUCK'S

SAKE

GO BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>46528174

These: >>46528260 >>46528275 just to be safe.

>>46528260
That what I'm thinking, we should really buy a bullet-proof vest

>>46528268
ramiel is best girl

No need to get guns, we are just relaxing.

>>46528260
Is it bad that it took looking at the replies for me to realise that you meant getting weaponry and not linking arms and following the yellow brick road to Central Dogma?

>>46528369
>follow the path indicated in yellow
>follow the path indicated in yellow
>we're off to see the mainframe

>>46528464
Assuming we are Dorothy, and the wicked witch is the Vice-commander, who is the scarecrow?

>>46528464
>not going off to make canada okay again
>not paying attention to the Ophelia in the test tube

>>46528489
>Implying that Eileen isn't the witch

>>46528174
>dark

Since I'm going full Misato in real life let's do that in game.

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>>46528199
>>46528260
N- No need to panic yet, Maaajor. Power outages can happen without Angels you know??

>>46528264
>>46528237
>>46528279
[Seth]
I can see lights outside. A whole bunch of them. But you're right, maybe we should check the circuit breakers anyway.

[Sophie]
Come, Maaajor. I'll show you where those damn circuit breakers are.

>>46528174
Did we bring a gun?
I hope we brought a gun.

>>46528645
Right, let's check 'em out.

>You have your gun handy right Sophie? In case something comes up?

OOC: Thank god nothing awful happened when I was out this time.

>>46528645
"I'm not alright with this. Rachel, stay with Anne, make sure she's alright. Sophie, take me to the breaker. Everybody else, stay alert, stay low, stay quiet."

>>46528645
This is going to be an adventure, I can tell.

>>46528704
And now we reveal how paranoiac we are if there's nothing. But yeah, generally breakers don't generally toggle for nothing like that.

>>46528645
Activate special operations team now! VTOL to the driveway. This entire estate should be considered under hostile control. Can the satellite do an IR pass?

>>46528645
[whisper to Sophie] After an assassination attempt, you would be as carefull as I am. I wouldn't say this power outage is abnormal, but keep an eye open.

>>46528758
Yup, can we get a full HE barrage? Danger close?

>>46528777
N2 it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>46528645
Follow Sophie!

>>46528777

Can we please not ruin the party by calling in airstrikes and satellite re-pathing?

>>46528645

How about we keep our gun out, tell CAG to stay alert, and follow Sophie.

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>MEANWHILE
>IN THE BASEMENT
[HISSING INTENSIFIES]

>>46528645
Just tell me where the breakers are, Sophie. I'll find them.
[SEcretly ready the gun just in case]

>OOC: Let's not have a shitfaced woman fumble in the dark when a possibility of hostile attack exists.

>>46528850
I think one type of alien is good enough, thank you.

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>>46528850
>same color scheme as Ceg's art
I legit got worried for a second when I clicked this.

>>46528894
Shit! Stop speculating these things! >>46528850
We already dealt with enough bullshit from Angels, we don't need anymore alien bullshit right now.

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>>46527970
You guys - she likes us!

>>46528949
The classical conflict between choosing Comfort and Stability, vs Freespirited and Wild.

>>46528850
>tg still wants to fuck this.png

N-No I don't.

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>>46528650
>>46528678
Who brings a fucking gun to a dinner party but you, Majoor.. .

>Hey don't swear!

You're not- you're not the boss of me, kid.

>>46528704
>>46528844
[Rachel] Riiight. SETH and me will stay behind to protect everyone. Thank you Major.

[Sophie hands you a torch and you both take the stairs down to the basement.]

The breakers are there, at the end.

...

Soooo what happened Maajor? Did you two fuck in my bathroom? Only a quick blowjob? Did you break anythin- I TOLD YOU NOT to break anything.

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>>46529047
>Who brings a fucking gun to a dinner party but you, Majoor.. .
She has a point.

>>46529047
we didn't do anything in the bathroom and I didn't break anything. and yes I brought my gun, after that last attempt I never go anywhere without it. Need to get some body-armor too just in case.

>>46529047
>full yandere

Nothing happened. Calm down.

>>46529047
"I didn't break anything, Sophie. And no, Rachel and I didn't do anything in the bathroom, definitely not that."

>>46529098
it's not paranoia if there are aliens that come out of nowhere

>>46529047
Anna's curious word play aside, nothing actually happened in there.

Rachel has a bit of concern on her mind at the moment is all, but we worked it out more or less.

Really though, it pays to be prepared for everything Sophie, and believe me you know my vice and it's not sex.

>>46524631
>[As soon as you reach the porch Sophie opens the door looking somewhat mad.]
>Can't you be on time for once in you life Major? We're all waiting for you.

It's OK Sophie, the DM is just making a meta joke about how he never runs NERV Simulator on time, by making it so the player character (me) doesn't run on time.
It doesn't really affect you though, time inside this universe (IC) is paused until the DM gets back and can actually run NERV Simulator.
Anyway, if you're upset about funding, you should ask the DM to send weaker angels at us, so we have less damage dealt, and thus more spare funding.
... Or you could just ask the DM to Deus Ex Machina up some "We suddenly received an extra 50 Funding Units from manufacturing and selling Laser Cannons, even if it's a bit micro-intensive without the OpenNERV mod".

>>46529047
Nothing like that. I had to keep her from jumping out the window, as a matter of fact.
Why are you so worried?

>>46529047
You think to little of me. I pride myself on being able to last longer that we were absent.
Actually, Rachel was coming to terms with having to be in Seth's vicinity. She doesn't like him much.

>>46529047
did she unbutton a bit of the shirt? oh god

>>46529047
What are you talking about?

Rachel just is still recovering, she was feeling dizzy.

>>46529047
"Believe me, Sophie, if we were fucking, you would have heard it."

>>46529137
>Maj. Funpost
>Funpost
>Fun

Where do you think you are speaking those buzzwords?

>>46529047
Nothing much happened. Rachel was just, doing something silly.

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>>46529147
Y-you're right.

>>46529143
Oh god, the typos.
I definitely ought to go sleep now, but how could I?

>>46529147
no, it's just pulled wider I think

>>46525680
Calling it now, this is our Kaworu.

>>46529137
Disregard what I just said, it's just my schizophrenia acting up again. One of the voices in my head thinks this whole thing is some kind of game.

>>46529233
Nah man, he had sex with a woman. Impossible by generalization.

>>46529047
>[Rachel] Riiight. SETH and me will stay behind to protect everyone. Thank you Major.
Hey guys, tone it down on the possessiveness. Though really, if she was going to say something it should have been back in the bathroom about that "you can always call me" thing.

>>46526588
At least one of our voices has to be a woman.

>>46529344
were do you think we are?

We do all realise that we left Rachel with the guy she just tried to jump out the window avoid being in the same building as, right?

>>46529385
Uweh, I didn't see that. I thought she was upset at us singling her out.

>>46529385
But she doesn't know where the circuit breakers are.

>>46529385
Kid needs to grow a pair.

>>46529436
COME ON, OP.

AUTOSAGE LOOMS.

CONCLUDE THIS SLICE OF LIFE.

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[You try working the breakers but it's no use.]

>>46529099
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>>46529138
REally nothing%? I don't care. Yuo two can fuck whenever you can.

>>46529143
>>46529163
Bragging about thAT? Real mature Maajor.

>>46529159
I'm feeling dizzy too... Is it just me or it's getting hotter?

>>46529539
>inb4 bardiel type angel

>>46527970
Director, getting Salty decreases your chances of successfuly getting laid by as much as 35%. Please do not get salty.

>>46529586
>heat
i have a really bad feeling about this
or my paranoia hit new levels

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>>46529586
>I'm feeling dizzy too... Is it just me or it's getting hotter?
Its you.

>>46528174
IT'S A DARK BLUE FILTER

TRY JIGGLING THE HDMI CABLE

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>>46529586
wew

>>46529586
Hey, I'm telling you nothing happened. Believe you me, you would be able to tell it on Rachel's face if something really did happen. Hehe.

>Sweating

Y-yeah...I feel it too. What the hell? Isn't it supposed to be cooler underground? Where is it coming from?

>>46529620
what if it's an Angel rising the temperature to lower inhibitions.

>>46529586
Listen, it's not like that. I practically sent Rachel to her death a while back, and it still haunts me--shit, it is getting hot here! Something's wrong, we need make sure everyone is alright.

>>46529620
It's a new tactic. Angels are now encouraging lewdness to destroy our defenses.

>>46529659
then its kind of working
gotta be a orbital type angel if hes overheating the place and noone else noticed it

>>46529586
Are you ok Sophie? I had hoped the heat would go down with the night but it's still pretty hot ...

Anyway, it's not coming from here. I have a bad feeling about this...

[Check windows for anything abnormal]

>>46529673
Disregard this anon, it's totally like that.

>>46529586
Sophie, exactly how much have you had to drink tonight? The white wine should have been chilled.

how much has the major had? can he hold his liquor?

>>46529586
The power main is cut off. It's really suspicious. And this heat is suspicious. Please keep behind me, Sophie, and stay quiet.

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>>46529658
I don'T knwo wwhere it's coming from. ..

>>46529673
I'm alright

>>46529703
>>46529758
May be opening Seth's bottles was my baaad idea.

>>46529760
[She leans closer]

>>46529828
...go on

>>46529586
Jesus christ I can SMELL your unquenched sex drive from here. Which is impressive, considering you're comprised entirely of text and .jpgs.

For pity's sake woman can we fuck AFTER we've made sure we're not under angel / terrorist attack?

>>46529828
Sophie wait, this isn't right.

Watching tg deal with this is pretty funny, but really though. To deal with drunk people who might turn confrontational, make vague promises. If that does not work, explicitly say no.

>>46529828

You don't have anything to be jealous of, and I'm a lets go on a date kind of guy. Come on.

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>>46529859
If the name didn't make it obvious, ignore him.

>>46529861
Ignore him too, actually.

>>46529828
Hang in there, Sophie. We're uh...almost out, and you really can't handle your alcohol.

>>46529828
Abort! Abort! Wrong waifu! Wrong waifu!