>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

>>46577142
>Try and recruit other captains to help you on this

>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

>>46577142
>>Try and recruit other captains to help you on this.

>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

>>46577142
First we >Start getting the intel on the prison.
then we >Try and recruit other captains to help you on this.

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>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

This is your daily reminder: Psykers, Psionics, and Psychics do not exist in the Galaxy. Please report any citizen who claims to have witnessed psionic activity, or anyone who claims to know someone with Psionic Potential to your local authority.

>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

>>46577142
>Start getting the intel on the prison.

>>46577176
>>46577265
>>46577288
Why not get the intel after, and have the other captains give their input in the planning stages?

>>46577142
>>Start getting the intel on the prison.

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>>46577325
If psychics don't exist, then explain how Tank spoke last thread

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>>46577325
That's about as likely as Arrogant Psychic Spess Elves manipulating everyone via mind control, possession, etc.

>There's a space elf mind controlling our sister isn't there?

>>46577591
Tank speaks the language of the heart ~ !! <3

>>46577632
Last thing we need is Not!Magic Powers popping up in combat

Especially Space Combat

>>46577959
eh, im banking on bio weaponry, then we have an excuse to have a Cole cameo!

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>>46577959
Those are called Newtypes bud

>>46577959
>Sam learns BIOTIC CHARGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIXSuodMIN0

>She doesn't use it too much in firefights
>She uses it on the Gullinbursti

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>>46577894
Tank's an idol?

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>>46577325

DO NOT BELIEVE THE ADVENT LIES

WE ARE STILL HERE

WE ARE STILL WATCHING

VIGILO CONFIDO

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>>46578146
So kawaii it hurts
Only tears express my love
For that model ship <3

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>>46577142
You decide it's best to get some intel on the prison first. You head over to the Gullinbursti's main conference room, where Elizabeth was getting things set up. Sure enough, the moment you step in, you see a holomap of the target system floating in the center of the room. Elizabeth smiles as you enter.

"Captain! Good to see you!"

"Elizabeth." You nod to her. "So what do you have?"

"Well, I grabbed all the data your clearance allows for, and it was quite a lot!" Elizabeth nods. "Naturally, it looks like we've done quite a bit surveillance on this system!"

"What do we have?"

"Well." Elizabeth points to the holomap, showing a small, boxy space station orbiting a massive gas giant. "Looks like our target is Hellgate Station."

"Charming name." You muse.

"And a well earned one, too." Elizabeth nods. "Hellgate is basically the stopping off point for prisoners arrested in the Frontier, before they're shipped off to more permanent accommodations in Civilized Space."

"So we're on a time limit here, then." You frown.

"That's right." Elizabeth confirms. "Judging from when Felicity said her man got captured, we've probably got less than a week to break him out."

"That doesn't leave much time to operate." You sigh.

"No, and to add to our problems." Elizabeth snaps her fingers and dots begin to wink on around the station. "Hellgate has a permanent garrison of two Halcyon-class destroyers and numerous corvettes. There's also a nearby quick response fleet consisting of two more destroyers and a cruiser. They can jump in within half an hour."

"Damn." You frown. "Anything other than a frontal assault?"

"Well." Elizabeth points to a bulk transport. "We can wait for the transfer convoy to arrive, and try to hit it in transit rather than the station itself. But that means we'll have to cut it really close, and if that transport gets to FTL with our man on it, it's as good as gone."

>We'll attack as soon as possible.
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.
>Other

>>46578420
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

>>46578420
>>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

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>>46578420
>>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

We're gonna have to board something either way. Might as well make preparations.

>>46578420
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

>>46578420
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy

>>46578420
>>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

We're gonna need a couple things--some sort of gravity well generator to make sure they can't jump out of system, and a comms jammer so they can't hail for backup. Heavy armor for the boarding action, too, would be nice.

>>46578485
>that completely blank, featureless helmet
UNF

>>46578420
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.

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>>46578420
>We'll wait to ambush the convoy.
Something something u-boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y9ZQsAgveI

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>>46578420
"I think it's best to hit the convoy when it's leaving." You state. "That way we don't have to deal with breaching the main station's defenses."

"A pragmatic choice, yes." Elizabeth nods. "Now, considering that one of Felicity's subordinates is involved, she's been inquiring if she'll be allowed to participate in the rescue. At your discretion, of course."

"Hmmmm." You frown. "Do you know the firepower of her main ship?"

"Ah yes, the Lavender Kiss." Elizabeth nods. "It's a converted civilian ship, but observed capabilities seem to indicate that it's a destroyer level threat. It's her main flagship, after all."

"I see..."

>The extra firepower will be appreciated.
>I don't trust her enough to be watching our backs.
>Other

>>46578722
I like it!

>>46578771
>The extra firepower will be appreciated.
But prepare for her sudden but inevitable betrayal

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>>46578485
Eh, sorta prefer Colossus armor

>>46578771
>>The extra firepower will be appreciated.
Well, considering our odds, I think it's okay just this one time. Just keep an eye on it.

>>46578771
>The extra firepower will be appreciated.
Our enemy can easily call in a cruiser for support. We need the help.

>>46578771
>The extra firepower will be appreciated.

>>46578771
>The extra firepower will be appreciated.

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>>46578771
>>The extra firepower will be appreciated.

An extra gunhand is always appreciated.

>>46578808

You think we could get our hands on something like MJOLNIR Mk IV/V? The later shit just looks embarassingly tacky.

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>>46578808
Needs more armor

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>>46578928
>>46578933
No better excuse for an armor dump

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>>46578981

>>46578771
>The extra firepower will be appreciated.

>>46578771
>>The extra firepower will be appreciated.

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>>46578928
>>46578933
>>46578981

>>46578933
>>46578981
>>46579111
>>46579178
Let's not turn this into an impromptu art dumping thread

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>>46579215
What was that? I couldn't here you over cute girls in armour.

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>>46578771
"The extra firepower would be much appreciated." You nod. "We're going to be seriously outgunned here, even WITH her help."

"I see I see." Elizabeth smiles. "And now we get to the real heart of the issue. Who is going to handle the actual extraction?"

"What do you mean?" You raise an eyebrow.

"Well," Elizabeth continues, "that involves figuring out who will actually be physically taking the target out of the ship. Will it be them or us?"

"Well, if we leave it to Felicity, then that means she's taking on all the risk, and if the operation goes tits up, we can lay the blame on her." You muse.

"But if WE do it, we increase our bargaining power." Elizabeth grins as her inner spook comes out. "And come on, do you REALLY think Felicity is being on the level with us about this? I mean, she refuses to give us any more data on him other than his cell number!"

>Let Felicity handle the extraction
>Handle the extraction yourself.
>Other

>>46579286
>>Let Felicity handle the extraction

>>46579286
>Other
Joint pirate/Gulliinbursti extraction team?

>>46579286
>>Handle the extraction yourself.

>>46579286
>>Handle the extraction yourself.

>>46579286
>Handle the extraction yourself

>>46579286
>Handle the extraction yourself.
Also, we need to prepare for her sudden but inevitable betrayal

>>46579286
>>Other
mixed team, basically send Tank and anyone else who volunteers from our side except elizabeth so we can use her to keep track of both the hegemony's comms and felicitys in case of trouble.

>>46579364
Shouldn't we be more worried about if we have consensual ear touching?

With Amy we worry about "sudden but inevitable" betrayal.

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>>46579286
>>46579286
>>Handle the extraction yourself.

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>>46579478
>Lose Amy from betrayal
>Gain a pirate captain through ear touching

>>46579530
And one more ship to add to our "Fleet".

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>>46579286
"We'd just have to handle the extraction ourselves and find out the, don't we?" You grin.

"I guess so." Elizabeth chuckles. "I'll hammer out something with Bradford and see if we can't get a plan of attack. We've got a week of free time in between, so choose wisely what we do with it!"

"I'll keep that in mind." You nod as Elizabeth strides out of the room, leaving you alone.

>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.
>Go check in on one of your crew (specify).
>See if there are any available missions to take in the meantime.
>Other

>>46579642
>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.
We'll need the support.

>>46579642
>Go see if any of the other captains are present.

>>46579642
>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

>>46579642
>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

>>46579642
>>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

>>46579642

>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

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>>46579544
>Infinite Stars Fleet Collection

>>46579642
>>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

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>>46579544
>>46579821
Now we just need a bunch of other ships with different design aesthetics from all over the galaxy from all factions. Even the alien faction.

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>>46579947
What if Tank IS the alien faction?

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>>46579975
That'd explain why he's always suited up, why he never speaks, and why so far there seems to be only one of him

>>46580015
>>46579975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukd5y2z-ORA

I swear I haven't seen this many Shadowruns since we were trying to figure out who, and what the fuck was up with Cole and her powers in CIMQ.
First it was psychic powers actually being developed by clandestine groups, now it's space elves influencing people. At the rate we're going, I wouldn't be surprised if there were ties to Project MK Ultra.

>>46579642
>>>Go see if any of the other Captains are present.

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>>46580039
It goes much deeper than that.

Obviously the Majestic 12 are continuing their experiments on Sam despite the loss of traditional funding from Earth in the project.

That's what the good doctor's serums actually are. Secret experiments designed to improve Sam as a living weapon.

>>46580039
The Accord is secretly run by a cabal of aliens that are using the many corporations and research institutes to test their alien technology on humans. And the space elves are on the Frontier, trying to stop these secret aliens from complete their plan to summon the being that dwells at the centre of the galaxy.

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>>46580039
They weren't Psychic Space Elves at all! They were actually PROTOSS

>>46580158
>what's the difference

>>46580039
We fight our secret clone when?

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>>46580183
When we rescue our imprisoned sister from the psychic research facility.

It turns out our Sam was the secret clone all along. The real Sam is actually a huge bitch.

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>>46580131

B-but the Elders see such potential in us! Why would we deny their will, when we could be So Much More?

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>>46580158
>we 'borrow' a psi blade for experimentation. Or a Warp Blade for MAXIMUM OVEREDGE.

>>46580183
>>46580209
Something Something, SHADOW MOSES but on a Moon!

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>>46580039
>"Your sister was never real! All these years you thought you had one – that was just in your mind!"

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>>46579642
You decide to see if any of the other Accord captains were around to recruit. This was going to be a big mission, and any kind of help would be greatly appreciated. You exit the Gullinbursti and head into Eridani station, towards the regular hangout spot for ship officers. Maybe some of them will be present?

>Roll 1d20

>>46580274

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>46580274
NAT 1 INCOMING

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>46580265

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRR

>>46580274

Dice pls!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>46580274
Be beautiful Sam!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>46580274

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>46580274
SNOW

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>46580274

>>46580312
>Nat 1 on snow
Well that's a first

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>>46580301
>Turns out there's three Sams, including ours
>All three are clones of a real Sam Wellings from the 20th century

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So what Shadowrun would piss off anons most? The one where Psi powers are being developed by ayys/the gubmint/megacorporations? The one where Spess Elves are mind-controlling people across fucking planets? Or the one where we're playing SPESS METAL GEAR, complete with La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo's?

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>>46580468
Spess Metal Gear, mostly because it doesn't really work without LEGENDARY SOLDIERS or at least a mentor who is actually our "parent" or sibling.

>>46580468
Probably the one that seems to come out of left field the most....NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENING.

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>>46580274
Unfortunately, the bar was practically a ghost town. It looked like you came at a bad time, with the other captains presumably all being off on assignment. However, there was only one Captain present.

Molly.

She was sitting at the bar, sucking her cocktail through a straw as her feet swung back and forth casually on the high bar stool. The sight would have been incredibly cute if you hadn't known about her true circumstances.

"Hey! Sam!" Molly waves at you, referring to extremely casually like she was already your friend. "Back so soon? You totally demolish those pirates?"

"Well, uh, actually, we kinda made a deal with them." You say sheepishly.

"Ooooooooh. Well, I guess we can't all be perfect!" Molly shrugs. "I personally would've blasted them all! Pew pew!"

You genuinely wonder if Molly was really as mentally mature as she claimed she was.

>Might as well commit to recruiting her.
>Maybe you shouldn't recruit her.
>Other

>>46580468
Any one of them that isn't at least well foreshadowed beforehand

>>46580500
>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

>>46580500
>>Maybe you shouldn't recruit her.
Maybe on a different type of mission.

>>46580497
No mysterious backstory at all would piss me off incredibly.

I read this quest for the inevitable day it turns into Not!Firefly, right down to the vaguely explained psychic powers.

>>46580500
>Might as well commit to recruiting her.
You take the backup you can get

>>46580500
>>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

Goddammit Molls, we don't have time for bantz.

>>46580500
>Other
>Ask her what she's been working on.

Need more info

>>46580500
>>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

>>46580500
>Might as well commit to recruiting her.
Though we need to be upfront about her having to work alongside them.

>>46580500
Seconding >>46580551

>>46580500
>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

>>46580500
>>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

>>46580500
>Might as well commit to recruiting her.

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>>46580500
"So, Molly." You take a seat next to her and order a cocktail of your own. "What have you been up to lately?"

"Awwww, just doing some pirate hunting!" Molly giggles. "Even did a few cross border raids into Confed space! It's great to see their shitty ships burning in space!"

"I'm sure it is." You nod. "Hey, how do you feel about hitting a Hegemony station?"

"The Heggies?!" Molly's eyes light up. "Do I ever! Those guys are always sooooooo stuck up their own assholes!"

"Well it just so happens that we're planning to hit a major Hegemony base in about a week." You grin. "You interested in joining in?"

"Am I ever!" Molly then frowns. "Waitaminute. What's the catch?"

"Those pirates I was talking about earlier? This is part of the deal we made."

"Eeeeewwwwww." Molly winces. "Can we blow up the pirates afterwards?"

"No."

"That's no fun!" Molly groans. "Fine, if you want me to join in, you gotta do one favor for me!"

"What kind of favor?" You ask suspiciously.

"I won't tell till you agree!" Molly smiles smugly. "It's more fun that way!"

Yeah, you're starting to really doubt Molly is as mature as she claims to be.

>Fine, it's a deal.
>Sorry, no deal.
>Other

>>46580929
>>Sorry, no deal.

>>46580929
>Sorry, no deal.
I won't say yes unless you tell me first, so it appears we're at an impasse.

>>46580929
>>Fine, it's a deal.

Lay it on me.

>>46580929
>Sorry, no deal.

>>46580929
>Other
Try to sweet talk her into telling.

>>46580929
>>Sorry, no deal.

>>46580929
>>Other
Promise me that it doesn't include blasting the pirates we made a deal with, then we'll talk.

>>46580929
>>Fine, it's a deal.

NOBODY RESPOND TO HIM

>>46581131
I had to do a double take because I thought I had two tabs of the same thread open. It's just the same post in 2 different threads.

fucking planefag takes forever to write.

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>>46580929
"Sorry, no deal."You cross your arms, trying to bluff her.

"Awwwwwwwww, you're no fun!" Molly pouts. "Fine! I was planning to go karaoke by myself, anyways!"

W-what.

"Karaoke?" You blink.

"Yeah!" Molly nods. "An c'mon, an Earthling like you should know what it is, right? I mean, it practically originated on Earth! It's like, one of our oldest traditions!"

>I know what karaoke is!
>...explain further.
>Other

>>46581170
Yeah, asshole's been posting in different threads all day

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!

Woot! Lets go!

>>46581184
>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581184
>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!


Ooh! Can we choose which song we can duet to?

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!

Is she going to make it "interesting" like taking a drink if we suck at a song?

>>46581184
>>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581184
>I know what karaoke is!
Time for Sam to reveal that she could've been an idol if she didn't join Sol Security

>>46581184
>I know what karaoke is!

>>46581237
>Strip Karaoke
Okay to be honest that's sorta unfair when we're both wearing skintight suits and depending on the make, it might not allow underwear to even be worn.

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>>46581392
>Strip Karaoke
>With somebody who's physically a 12-year old

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>>46581184
"I know what karaoke is!" You say proudly. "I mean, we used to have karaoke nights back in Sol Sec all the time!"

"Really?!" Molly's eyes sparkle. "Everybody else on this station are such prudes, they don't wanna sing with me! You wanna give it a try?"

"Sure." You shrug, and briefly if you should invite the rest of your crew to come over. You're pretty sure Molly wouldn't mind the extra company but...

>Invite the crew!
>Just keep it the two of you.
>Other

>>46581433
>Invite the crew!
Maybe we can meet her crew too?

>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

>>46581433
>>Just keep it the two of you.

>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

>>46581433
>Invite the crew!
FRIENDSHIP!

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>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

I want to see Bradford sing "Centerfold". I will except nothing less.

>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

>>46581433
>Just keep it the two of you.

>inb4 Tank decides to come along
>The moment his turn comes up, the power goes out, and only one person could actually hear him sing, and they are left weeping.

>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

>>46581433
>>Invite the crew!

>>46581433
>Invite the crew!

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>46581392
Do we have to roll what color Sam's wearing like so many other Merc girls? (d10)
1-Red
2-Orange
....
7-Violet
8-White
9-Black
10-Stripes (Roll for 2 colors)

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>>46581551
Left weeping from how bad it was

>>46581756
Blue. Seems to fit desu.

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>>46581433
"Hey, you don't mind if I invite some of my crew, do you? They love to do this sort of thing too."

"REALLY!?" Molly's eyes sparkle even brighter. "Yes! The more the merrier!"

"Heh. Just a sec." You send a summons via your suit comm. Amy, Lida, Elsa, Natalia are instantly onboard. Unfortunately, Bradford was still in a planning meeting with Elizabeth, though he wasn't really the singing type anyways. Scott was kind of waffling on going or not, since you suspected that he'd much rather keep developing his ideal robot. You're pretty sure you can get Lida into badgering him to come.

But what really surprises you is that TANK of all people sends an affirmative. He never came to past karaoke sessions!

...this was going to be interesting.

"Come on, come on, let's go!" Molly tugs at your arm in anticipation.

She leads you to yet another unexplored section of the station, where they apparently had an honest to goodness karaoke bar. You didn't even know one existed on this station!

"Yo, Cap. Who's the squirt?" Amy asks as she arrives first.

You watch as Molly's frown deepens.

>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt
>Let Amy continue to dig her own grave.
>Other

>>46581472
>Not 'It's a Good Day to Die'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys

>>46581802
>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt
Bullying draws the line at affecting other people.

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>>46581802
>Let Amy continue to dig her own grave.
Bully Amy!

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Let Amy continue to dig her own grave.

dontcallitagrave.jpg

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Let Amy continue to dig her own grave.

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt

>>46581802
>>Tell Amy that's CAPTAIN Squirt
In a way that the tittle is a joke

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>>46581802
"Careful Amy." You grin. "That's CAPTAIN Squirt to you."

"W-what?" Amy laughs nervously, thinking you're bluffing her. "

"Hahaha, you really think that?" You grin confidently, shaking Amy's own confidence.

"Hahaha, no, you... you can't be serious, huh?" Amy hesitates.

"Come one, Amy." You grin as you motion to Molly's now very stern expression. "Is this not the face of a Captain about to chew your ass out?"

"Um, well." Amy stammers.

Molly then calmly hits a key on her suit, fully displaying her rank and credentials in holographic form right in front of Amy's face.

You've never seen it go whiter than ever before.

"M-m-m-m'am!" Amy straightens up and hastily salutes.

"Dohohho, did Amy get herself into trouble again?" Elsa chuckles as she arrives with Lida, dragging a very reluctant Scott with them.

"She looks like she's about to die from fright!" Natalia giggles. "Can I take the corpse for study?"

"Well now, your crewman just showed complete disrespect and insubordination in front of a superior officer, Captain." Molly turns to you with a glint in her eye. "That warrants some PUNISHMENT, correct?"

"That's correct, Captain." You nod in agreement as you glance at Amy, who was now sweating bullets.

>DECIDE HER FATE
>Let Molly decide her fate.
>Other

>>46582284
>Let Molly decide her fate.
It's not us she insulted, after all. Let's see what notes we can take from Molly's style of PUNISHMENT.

>>46582284
>Let Molly decide her fate.
bully-bully~

>>46582284
>>DECIDE HER FATE
Sing the first song

>>46582284
>>Let Molly decide her fate.

>>46581802
>>Let Amy continue to dig her own grave.

>>46582284
>>Let Molly decide her fate.

Amy is always for bullying!

>>46582284
>>Let Molly decide her fate.
We punished her last time.

Amy sure likes to get the short end of the stick.

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>>46582330
She likes getting all sorts of sticks!

>>46582284
>>Let Molly decide her fate.

>>46582284
>DECIDE HER FATE
>MAID OUTFIT, PERMANENT UNIFORM

>>46582361
We did maid last time, how about Bunnysuit?

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>>46582378

>>46582378
That sounds good.

Let's do that.

>>46582378
>>46582361
>Not having her test the "Animal Ear" headband, that Nat has to develop, which actually synchs up with your brainwaves and feels like it's actually a part of you.

>>46582284
>>Let Molly decide her fate.

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>>46582441
>Amy purring in Sam's lap as she gets her ears scatched

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>>46582284
"Hey, Molly, you were the one wronged here." You turn the smaller Captain. "I think it's only right that you choose her punishment."

And Molly laughs.

And laughs.

AND LAUGHS.

Amy shrivels even more than before.

>Quick, pick the MOST EMBARRASSING KARAOKE SONG YOU CAN THINK OF!

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>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm1JuYGNalQ

>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2auo4lkBvZ4

Literally have her sing about her massive dick.

>>46582473
Make her sing the OP of Lesbian bears

>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT6UHHFvCX0

>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0YkPOYpVCQ

>>46582490
Why not this one then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE&nohtml5=False

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>>46582473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

No exceptions!

>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0&nohtml5=False

>>46582473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g&list=RDMM1EKTw50Uf8M&index=36

>>46582473
https://youtu.be/VcoF0CrR0gY
I would post "I once had a lass", but alas, this is a worksafe board.

>>46582595
Voting for this, if only to get things moving again

>>46582595
I'll give this my vote.

>>46582595
Thirded~!

>>46582595
Supporting

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We really are a bunch of weebs aren't we

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>>46582473
"Ohohohohohoho!" Molly laughs. "Your punishment will be, to sing THIS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE&nohtml5=False

"W-what?!" Amy gasps.

"That's right. SING ABOUT YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS." Molly bellows.

"B-but why?" Amy groans.

"BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE MASSIVE BALLS TO SPEAK TO A CAPTAIN LIKE THAT!" Molly roars.

"She has a point there, Amy." Elsa concedes.

"Just close your eyes and think of the Captain." Lida pats Amy on the shoulder.

"SHUT UP!" Amy snaps.

Tank then arrives and waggles his fingers in warning, instructing Amy not to snap at her fellow crew like that.

"WHY IS EVERYBODY AGAINST MEEEEE!" Amy wails as the music starts.

"So, Tank, what motivated you to drop by today?" You ask your armored bodyguard as Amy alternates between singing and crying about how proud she is about her giant penis as the other girls hoot and holler.

Tank just shrugs noncommittally.

"Giving me the silent treatment, huh?"

Tank shrugs again.

"Yeah, you're right, that as kinda a stupid thing to say." You admit.

Finally, Amy finishes singing about how big and great her penis is, and she just slumps into her seat, hands over her face in embarrassment.

"All right! Who's next, who's next?!" Molly asks, standing on the table with the remote in her hand. She was REALLY getting into this.

>Volunteer to be next.
>Suggest Tank sing.
>Other

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>>46582595
WELL OF COURSE this has to get all the votes after I start writing!

>>46582753
>Volunteer to be next.

>>46582766
You started writing 9 minutes after the vote was asked? Bruh

>>46582753
>>Volunteer to be next.

>>46582766
It happens, don't worry about it.

>>46582753
>Volunteer to be next.

>>46582753
>>Volunteer to be next.
time for sam to steal the show

>>46582753
>>Suggest Tank sing.

>>46582753
>Suggest a DUET WITH TANK
Do it fagets

>>46582753
>>Volunteer to be next.

Our turn!

>>46582753
Supporting >>46582806

>>46582806

Yes

>>46582753
>>Volunteer to be next.
we could sing >>46582595 I guess, though... nvm save it for natalia.

>>46582806

This, this, a thousand times this!

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>>46582863
>Natalia sings
>Everybody gains insight

>>46582806
Duet with Tank would be fun.

>>46582753
>>Volunteer to be next.

>>46582806
yes

>>46582753
THIS!
>>46582806

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>>46582753
All right, so there seems to be a lot of support for DUET WITH TANK.

>Y
>N

>>46582981
>>Y

>>46582981
>>Y

Do you even have to ask, Merc?

>>46582981
>Y

>>46582981
>>Y

Nightwish songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXo_Vu0Fyxw

>>46582981
>Y

>>46582981
>Y

>>46582981
>Y

>>46582981
>>Y

>>46582981
>Y

>>46582981
>>N

>>46582995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4lxlLbEZrs&nohtml5=False

>>46582981
>>Y

>>46583080
>>46582995
Oh yes, Nightwish songs. You guys got great tastes.

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>>46582981
"C'mon, Tank!" You toss a microphone to him. "How about a little duet?"

Tank quickly shakes his head. He had only come here to observe.

"No such thing as observing in karaoke! You're going to sing!" You tut.

Tank tilts his head, wondering if you're ordering him.

"Yes, that's an order, Tank."

Tank slumps down in defeat and accepts the microphone.

"Good boy, Tank." You grin.

"Oh man, now THIS I have to hear!" Elsa grins.

"Maybe I can finally confirm if he actually has vocal chords or not!" Natalia shudders with anticipation.

"I still don't get how this is fun." Scott says glumly.

Tank looks at you gain, apparently leaving the song choice to you.

>Sing something cute.
>Sing something romantic.
>Sing something hardcore.
>Other

>>46583167
>Sing something cute.

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.

>>46583167
>Sing something romantic.
I'm gonna go down with this ship, and none of you can stop me

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.
We roll deep.

>>46583167
>Sing something hardcore.
Sam is super hardcore. If Jager is hardcore, and then Sam can get Jager to do what she wants, that must mean that she is super hardcore.

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>>46583167
>>Sing something cute.
>>Sing something romantic.

I KNOW JUST THE SONGS

For the Disney fans in the audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKPK6c0mKE0

And the perennial duet favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0DfsCzfq4

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.

Get some rock in there.

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.
>>Sing from atop tanks shoulders

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.

>>46583167
Sing something hardcore.

SATSUGAI

>>46583167
>>Sing something hardcore.

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>>46583167
You immediately queue up a very old classic: a Nightwish song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXo_Vu0Fyxw

The first part goes smoothly enough. After all, you weren't one of the best damn karaoke singers in all of Sol Sec for nothing! Plus singing the song like a million times also helped.

And soon comes up the part where Tank would have to sing. You'd finally get to see what he'd sound like-

And then Tank's helmet speaker starts blasting out the prerecorded vocal version of the song in synch with the karaoke music.

That... that...

CHEATER

You shoot a poisonous look at Tank as you sing your part. Tank just shrugs as his speaker continues to blare the canned lyrics. The rest of the crew just groans, regretting having expected anything else.

>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.
>You realize this warrants more disciplinary action.
>Other

>>46583388
>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

>>46583388
>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

>>46583388
>>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

>>46583388
>>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

>>46583388
>You realize this warrants more disciplinary action.
paint his armor pink and leave it that way for the duration of the prisonbreak.

>>46583388
>>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

>>46583388
>Clever, but I'm still nightspot with you.

>>46583388
>Well played, Tank.
>But why are you even here if you're not actually going to sing?

>>46583418
actually never mind. Ask if anyone else wants to sing with us.

>>46583433
*not happy

>>46583388
>>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

"That's pretty good..."

>>46583388
>>I gotta admit, Tank, that was pretty clever of you.

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>>46583388
"I gotta admit, Tank." You sigh as the song ends. "That was pretty clever of you."

Tank nods with satisfaction.

"But that makes me wonder even more. Why did you come if you didn't have any intention to actually sing yourself?" You ask the armor piercing question again.

Tank shrugs. He just didn't want to feel left out this time.

"...oh." You blink. "I guess that's fine then."

"That's still kinda weak." Elsa sighs.

"And so unfair!" Amy pouts.

"My turn my turn!" Molly says happily as she swipes the microphone from your hand and starts the next song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

She was a surprisingly good singer, even if her vocal chords weren't quite fully developed to the full range a more adult singer would have. You can tell she's really enjoying herself. Hell, her energy is so infectious the rest of your crew starts singing along with her as well, save for Tank, who just shifts around with the beat.

And that's when you get a call from Bradford.

>Take the call.
>Eh, it can wait.
>Other

>>46583618
>Take the call.
Business.

>>46583618
>>Take the call.

>>46583618
>>Take the call.
Terror mission?

>>46583618

>take the call

>>46583618
>>Take the call.

Captains gotta captain.

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>>46583618
>>Take the call.
It's probably important.

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>>46583618
Any particular reason for picking Don't Stop Me Now?

>>46583618
>Take the call.
I feel like Sam would be the most hypocritical person ever if she ignored XO. At least a niggling feeling that she was terrible.

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>>46583664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0fDEGDI5Yw

Dunno

>>46583618
>>Take the call.

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>>46583618
You quietly slip out of the booth while everybody is distracted and activate your comm, opening a link with Bradford.

"What's up, Bradford?" You ask.

"Captain." Bradford's stern voice responds. "Me and Elizabeth have been doing some digging into who Felicity was looking to break out of Hellgate Station, and I think we might have an idea."

"Who?" You ask.

"...I think it's better that we speak about this in person." Bradford states.

Well, that can't be good. You glance back at Karaoke booth everybody else was in.

>I'm a bit occupied right now. Tell me when I get back.
>All right, I'm heading over right now.
>Other

>>46583819
>>All right, I'm heading over right now.

>>46583819
>>All right, I'm heading over right now.

We infiltrating, or smuggling stuff?

>>46583819
>I'm a bit occupied right now. Tell me when I get back.
They'll still be in prison when we're done doing karaoke.

>>46583819
>>All right, I'm heading over right now.

>>46583819
>>All right, I'm heading over right now.
gogogo

>>46583819
>I'm a bit occupied right now. Tell me when I get back.
They'll still be in prison, no need to rush.

>>46583819
>All right, I'm heading over right now.
Business before pleasure. Pop our head in and tell whoever's closest to the door that we'll be gone for a bit.

>>46583819
>>All right, I'm heading over right now.

>>46583819
>All right, I'm heading over right now.
>Other
Tell Tank to give our sincerest apology to Molly.

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>>46583819
You send a quick message to Tank and the others letting them know you had to step out for a bit. You head back to the Gullinbursti, where Bradford and Elizabeth were waiting for you.

"Captain." Bradford nods to you. "Good to see that you could arrive."

"What's this all about, Bradford?" You sigh.

"It's something that's very sensitive." Elizabeth says with a frown. "On a very personal level."

"What... what are you talking about?" You ask, dread slowly bubbling up into your stomach like tar.

"We've been crosschecking every record and scrap of data on who's being held in Hellgate." Elizabeth explains. "Since prisoner turnover is so high, not even Accord Intelligence has up to date intel on who's in there at any one time, but..."

"...we found who we believe is Felicity's target." Bradford activates a screen, showing the mugshot of a dark skinned man with heavily dreadlocked hair. "This man, Genger Shore. Huge rap sheeting involving smuggling and piracy, but that's not all."

"What? Why the hell are you guys beating around the bush so much?!" You exclaim.

Both Bradford and Elizabeth look at each other nervously, as if wondering who would have the bad luck of giving you the bad news.

"Captain." Bradford takes the fall. "We put his name in the records, and he comes up in one that might be of interest to you."

"How?!" You blink. You're pretty sure you've never even seen this man before.

"He was the registered navigator of the Solar Sailer." Bradford sighs. "The ship your sister was last seen on."

"This man knows, or k new, your sister." Elizabeth concludes.

And that's when an icy hand grabs your heart.

>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!
>Other

>>46584111
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

>>46584111
>>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!

>>46584111
>>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!
Okay, upping his priority to High Value Target.

>>46584111
>Other
"A pirate is no sister of mine."
Setup for a showdown.

>>46584111
>>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!

>>46584111
>>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!
>>Other
We can ask him questions, yes, this'll do very nicely. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>46584111
>Gotta stay calm. You can do this!
He must know where the space elf base is.

>>46584111
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

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>>46584111
Uh oh! ROLL TO RETAIN COMPOSURE!

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>46584194
Either that or a sailor's tall tale about how a friend of a friend heard about how beautiful their women are.

>>46584246

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>46584246
STANDING

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>46584246
Yo sis, still alive?

>>46584248
>>46584258
>>46584263
SQUAD BROKEN!

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>>46584248
>>46584258
>>46584263
Well, looks like Sam's not taking it too well...

>>46584248
>They look like they never age a day, and have rather odd tastes in clothing, plus they sorta like to show off their figures.

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>>46584246
No... but that meant... Carly....

The room begins to spin as you lose your footing, stumbling backwards as Bradford and Elizabeth both rush forward to catch you.

"WARNING, VITAL SIGNS FLUCTUATING BEYOND NORMAL LEVELS. ADMINISTERING SEDATIVE." Your smart uniform drones as you suddenly feel very heavy and drowsy.

"Captain! Captain!" Bradford cries as your vision fades out.

You can swear you can hear Carly laughing somewhere.

>Fight to stay awake.
>Just let go for just a little while...
>Other

>>46584329
>>Fight to stay awake.

>>46584329
>>Fight to stay awake.
"CARLY!!"

>>46584329
>Just let go for just a little while...

>>46584329
>> Fight to stay awake!

>>46584329
>>Fight to stay awake.

>>46584340
"Ah just a wee nip of the dart!"