>>46692889

> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen

>>46692889
> ENGINEERING: Construction of General Studies Living Quarters – Sophomore above deck.

>>46692889
>> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen

>>46692889
>ENGINEERING: Maintenance of electrical systems in Block A.

>>46692889
>> ENGINEERING: Construction of General Studies Living Quarters – Sophomore above deck.
Hard decision, but fresh air has it.

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>>46692889
>COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen

Break out the white gloves. Its time to torture some freshies.

>>46692889
>ENGINEERING: Construction of General Studies Living Quarters – Sophomore above deck.


>“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the remaining side!”
It hurts. It hurts so bad.

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>>46692889
> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen

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Sorry for the lateness, neighbor arrived with something for me to do, writing now.

>>46693434
>something for me to do
Was it something nice?

Was it something lewd?

> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen

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> TODAY’S SHIFT: 20 STUDENTS + 4 LAW ENFORCEMENT STUDIES STUDENTS

“Alright, everyone.” You wear thick working gloves on your hands as you go over the clipboard. It’s a very sweltering hot day today which means everyone is not in proper uniform except for you. You are the only one bothering to wear the proper uniform that was given to you, even if it was made for the colder autumn and winter seasons. Still, it’s no excuse, if you can take it, they can too.

You’re not going to make a mountain out of a molehill though. Let’s get this over with. “We have to inspect this section of the Freshmen dormitories. Standard stuff according to the manual, nothing too-“ One girl raises her hand. “What is it?”

“Are we going to get a break?” she asks, fanning her shirt and exposing her midriff. Have some decency, come on.

“Yes, you will get a break,” you say. “Any other questions?”

Another girl wearing a baseball cap raises her hand. “How thorough do we have to be?”

Hm. Good question actually.

> Tear the rooms apart. It’ll take longer but you’ll find more contraband that way.
> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.
> Do the bare minimum of searching, no need to invade anyone’s privacy too much.
> Other

>>46693626
> Do the bare minimum of searching, no need to invade anyone’s privacy too much.

>>46693626
>Do the bare minimum of searching, no need to invade anyone’s privacy too much.

>>46693626
>> Do the bare minimum of searching, no need to invade anyone’s privacy too much.

>>46693626
> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

Legally, this is generally how stuff like this works anyway.

>>46693626
> Other

A proper search, but don't trash the place. Check things, check in things, check under things, check behind things.

Its an inspection, not a shakedown.

>>46693626
> Tear the rooms apart. It’ll take longer but you’ll find more contraband that way.

>>46693626
>> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

>>46693626
>> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

>>46693626
>> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

>>46693626
>> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

> Just take it at eye level, don’t touch anything but anything laid out is fair game. It’s quicker that way.

“Just the bare eye level stuff. Look around, don’t touch anything, but anything that’s in view is fair game. Let’s do this quickly.” They all nod, happy apparently that you’re deciding on making this a quick work day. “Come on, let’s go.” You clap your hands. “Two to a team. StudentSec is here to help if we need it.”

“Oh yeah, gals,” says one of them, whom you actually recognize as O’Neil. “You see anything, come to your big sisses wearing the Kevlar, yeah?” They all walk past the StudentSec officers, apparently ignoring them. O’Neil grumbles, folding her arms.

You walk up to them. “I’ll actually need some help too. Would you mind coming along?” They shrug in agreement. Fine. The five of you start walking up the steps of the dorms. The Freshmen dorms were the largest, and generally did not have the same luxuries afforded to upperclassmen. You had to have a roommate, there was a single bathroom, and there was a communal kitchen downstairs instead of each room having its own kitchen area.

In a way, lack of luxury was a way of weeding out those who didn’t have the spine to stay aboard an Academyship. It’s not a particularly nice way to do it, but it’s a way regardless. You look over at O’Neil, then find a gun in her holster. “Um, O’Neil?” She stops, quirking her brow. “What’s with the gun?”

“Oh this?” She points to her holstered pistol. “It’s a bleeding Glock.”

“No, why-“ You sigh. “Why do you have it?”

“We occasionally take ‘em out on patrols,” she explains. “Our advisors tell us we have to get used to carrying one over a taser.” Okay, that’s fair you guess.

> “Can I see?”
> “Well, okay then. That’s kind of weird.”
> “That’s pretty neat, actually.”
> Other

>>46694179
>> “That’s pretty neat, actually.”

>>46694179
> “Can I see?”

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>>46694179
>Other

Is it loaded? Are you good with it? Why no tasers?

>>46694179
>> “Well, okay then. That’s kind of weird.”

>>46694179
>> “Well, okay then. That’s kind of weird.”

>>46694179
>“That’s pretty neat, actually.”

>>46694179
>>46694289
Supporting!

>>46694289
>Is it loaded? Are you good with it? Why no tasers?

I'm curious about this as well.

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>>46694415
>>46694484

Less curiosity and more "Oh God, will I die in a firearms accident."

Also "What did you do that makes a gun a better idea than a taser?"

>>46694179
>> “Well, okay then. That’s kind of weird.”

> “Well, okay then. That’s kind of weird.”
> Other

“Is it loaded?” you ask. “Are you good with it? How come you don’t-“

“Oi, oi.” She holds a finger up in your face. “This ain’t bleeding twenty questions. Yes, it is loaded. And second, we all are trained at the range. Only those with 100 hours or more are eligible to carry one on patrol.” That’s fair, you guess. “The others have tasers though. It’s usually one gun to every patrol of four gals, the rest carry the tasers that is, yeah?”

“I see.” You fold your arms, quirking your brow. “That’s uh… kind of weird. I didn’t think LGA let StudentSec carry guns.”

“We do,” says O’Neil. “Er, I prefer the Glock myself. Very low maintenance. There’s a Mossberg in our patrol car too with beanbag shells too.”

Well, you’d have to be on the business end of that.

The five of you step into one room and declare, “Inspection!” The two girls inside hold their pillows at their chests, dressed in their pajamas and nightgowns. Must’ve caught them napping. You look around, very bare in here. Most of their stuff must not be unpacked. “Aha!” O’Neil points at something. “What do we have here!?” She holds up a pill bottle, glaring at the girls. “Drugs!?”

“Yes,” says one of them. “Those are for my ADHD.”

“Oh.” O’Neil blushes a bit, handing it back to them. “… next time, have your prescriptions out where we can see them too.” The girl presents it to her. “Oi, oi, I know, I know.”

Hm, nothing in here. Next room.

The next room is a lot more dirtier. There are papers strewn all over the floor, the beds are completely undone, and there’s only one girl in this room. Something’s actually fishy in here but you don’t know what. “Right…” O’Neil places her hand on her hips, looking at the very nervous shaking girl. “You hidin’ something, bud?”

“No, ma’am,” she says quickly.

> Take her word for it. You don’t have time to search anyway.
> Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own.
> Other

>>46694622
> Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own.

>>46694622
>Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own

>>46694622
>> Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own.

>>46694622
Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own.

>>46694622
> Take her word for it. You don’t have time to search anyway.
Let's go easy on the poor gal

> Search the room. One girl couldn’t have made this mess on her own.

“Search the place,” you declare. The StudentSec students nod, immediately taking to throwing up the mattress, pulling out the drawers on the desk, opening the window, and throwing out clothes in the dresser.

“Er- um.” The girl puffs her cheeks out, sweating intensely. “That- that’s not-“

“We have probable cause,” you say. “Don’t worry, there’s not going to be any harm done if you cooperate.” She bites her lip. What is she hiding? Drugs? Money? … a boy?

Suddenly, one of them gasps. You all huddle around her as she pulls out a box from under the bed.

…

“AAAAWWWWW!” The girls all lose any sense of professionalism and order as they coo and babytalk to the little litter of five kittens in the box. They mew and cuddle around each other, apparently not paying much attention to the fact that they’ve been exposed.

The girl rubs her arm, still guilty. “I-… I found them outside next to a trashcan.”

“Well.” You sigh. All that excitement for nothing. “You don’t have a permit for taking care of pets, so we need to get rid of them.” She lowers her head, ashamed and saddened by that. “And-“

“Can I keep one!?” asks O’Neil. Fuck.

“O’Neil, you don’t-“ O’Neil pulls out her LES Pad, immediately tapping something out on it, before presenting you with a freshly prepared permit allowing her to adopt a kitten. “… you can’t just-“

“Too late!” O’Neil picks up a kitten. “I’m gonna name you Killer! Let’s go girls!” They all immediately file out of the room, happily holding their recently adopted kittens. With that, the problem is immediately solved, and you’re not deprived of four Student Security Officers.

The girl smiles happily at you.

> “Wipe that smug look off your face.”
> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”
> “You got any OTHER pets I should know about?”
> Other

>>46695046
>“Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”

>>46695046
> “Wipe that smug look off your face.”

>>46695046
> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”

>>46695046
>> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”

>>46695046
>> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”

>> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”
>> "It's quite easy, it seems."
If we get no respect, at least we'll get some sarcasm.

> “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.”

You sigh. “Next time, don’t keep pets without a permit.” She smiles, nodding to you. Kittens, who keeps kittens illegally? You shake your head, stepping out of the door. If you have to come back here and find out that she’s hiding squirrels in the walls, heads are going to roll.

Right then.

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-

You check your watch, 1:00PM sharp. Hm. With the less than detailed method of searching, you’ve actually searched all the dorms quickly. You didn’t find much contraband, but you still searched it without apparent incident. Lieutenant McLean is there to meet with you and debrief you on the situation. “Let’s see… five cigarettes, one pornographic magazine, five kittens, one illegal boy, and… huh. That’s actually about it, beau.” She smiles at you. “Nice work today.”

> JOB COMPLETED EARLY
> + 5 CP
> + 200 DOLLARS IN SALARY

You sigh. Hopefully that doesn’t come to bite you in the ass.

“Anyway…” Lieutenant McLean continues to smile proudly at you. “No more work for you today. I know you got your tanking stuff to do. Go ahead and take the rest of the day off, get yourself warmed up for the big set of matches this weekend.”

“Thanks, ma’am,” you say.

Right, you got a little bit of time before you gotta report for practice. What to do?

> Embark on a Quest (Which?)
> Call up someone to hangout (Who?)
> Go and have some lunch, the action will come to you.
> Other

>>46695322
>> Embark on a Quest (Which?)
Treasure hunting.

>>46695322
> Go and have some lunch, the action will come to you.

>>46695322
>http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
Didn't we have a quest that involved finding who is doing the contraband smuggiling?

>>46695322
> Embark on a Quest (Which?)
> Buying Happiness

>>46695322
> Embark on a Quest (Which?)
> Buying happiness.

To be honest, I just want to go help the cooking club.

been super busy and missed loads of these threads, but i've been catching up on archives, thanks for running as always boss

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>>46695716
Thank you anon, for following.

Also, thread paused here, will be back in about a half hour. Discuss things amongst yourselves like:

A. Who's the lewdest
B. Who's the best girl
C. Which tank is the best.

>>46695743
A) Nona is quite lewd, i feel like the snake is a metaphor for a penis

B) Elodie best girl

C) Centaur best tank

Did we ever name the centaur?

>>46695743
>A
GS
>B
GS
>C
GS

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>>46695761
>Centaur best tank

Found the Britshit

>>46695761
Centaur a shit. Cromwell a much better. RU 251 a best.

>>46695322
>>46695551
Would like to do this

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>>46695765
This next update is dedicated to you, anon. Writing.

>>46696217
her ribs freak me out man

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>>46696237
Don't bully the Rosehip, her ribs are perfectly pure.

>>46696217
Are we gonna get best lewd tanks this update!?

> Embark on a Quest (Buying Happiness)

Hm. In order to make money, usually you sell some sort of item or service. That’s what your Mom and Dad taught you. What could you sell or make a service out of?

You blink. You pull up your Officer’s Pad and bring up the search function.

“PENNY SPENCER ROOM #”

-

-

Penny Spencer stares at you as you stand outside of her room. She’s a General Studies student thankfully so you didn’t have far to go. But she is a Senior, which means that she gets one of the luxury dorms to herself. Despite the luxury though, the fact that she can only really answer the door standing in a green blouse and her black panties says something about the state of her. “… you want to sell my cooking?”

“Well…” You puff some air out of your cheeks. “Not your cooking in so many words.” She stares at you, unamused. “Look, a cooking club can hold bake sales, give us money, and keep our NATO team afloat! You just have to sell food!”

She sighs, rubbing her forehead. “I can’t cook food.”

“You can learn though, right?” you ask.

“If I could, I would’ve already,” she says. “Look, I’m glad that you came to me for help but honestly, I’m not the right person for this.”

> Persist. She can help! Really! You’re not at all desperate for help!
> Fine, let her go. Maybe she needs some time to think on it.
> Other

>>46696383
> Persist. She can help! Really! You’re not at all desperate for help!

Offer to help her cook, I think we might know how to make hearty food for cheap. We're not Trude-tier

>>46696383

> Fine, let her go. Maybe she needs some time to think on it.

>>46696383
>> Other
Teach her how to cook.
Time to put our inner Ramsay.

>>46696383
> Persist. She can help! Really! You’re not at all desperate for help!
> Other
We will teach her how to cook if we must.

>>46696383
> Persist. She can help! Really! You’re not at all desperate for help!

>>46696383
> Fine, let her go. Maybe she needs some time to think on it.

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>>46696383
These here Anons >>46696454 >>46696477 have the right idea.

We will show her the way. Delicious food. Brought to customers with a smile.

>>46696660
Remind me again why we're trying to make a girl who can't cook sell her food?

>>46696701
Because that's how this shit has always worked. With determination and friendship, nothing is impossible!

>>46696744
Uh, no.
Last time we capitalized on any talents or clubs our crew already had.
Which is what we should be doing now too

>>46696701
we're trying to win a tank tournament with a centaur, what you said is hardly ridiculous in comparison

>>46696779
Less dumb doesn't mean smart

>>46696790
dumb as a fox!

>>46696810
Your mum's a cunt

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>>46696829

>>46696839
Ebin reddit frog my friend ;)

> Persist. She can help! Really! You’re not at all desperate for help!

She begins to shut her door, but you immediately grab it and keep it open. “Wait.” She continues to stare at you, skeptically, and kind of frightened as well. “Please. I can teach you to cook. It’s not that hard! Really! If you let me in, I’ll show you how I cook a good lunch.” She takes a minute to glance away and think on it, then opens the door fully for you to enter.

Her room is actually pretty well kept, a few posters of idol grops, one of Gertrude Pool. But her kitchen.

Jesus Christ.

You step into her kitchen. “Um. When was the last time you cleaned your kitchen?” She shrugs. You sigh. Well, you’ve cooked in worse, and your Mom in even more worse as well. Fine, let’s do this. When you open the refrigerator, you see a wide variety of ingredients ready to be made into proper food. Hm, beans, baked beans perhaps. Maybe some noodles?

Hm. This is going to be tough to decide. There’s so many choices!

Looks like you’re going to have to improvise.

-

-

[1/2]

>>46697050
[2/2]

Penny is swallowing up your cooking like a whale in a school of krill. You put together a luncheon of baked beans, cooked shrimp, a light salad with lettuce, tomatoes, and onions, and some slices of beefsteak on bread. “This-“ She chews on some beef, trying to get her words out. You’ve already had your share of your cooking, so you’re waiting for her. “This is so good- How did you-“ She takes a drink of water. “How did you do this!? How!?”

You shrug. “My Mom taught me.”

“Well, your Mom must be like Gordon Ramsay or something because this-“ She coughs, calming herself down. “You- I-… I don’t think I could compete with this.”

“Look, you saw how I cooked this, you took notes, right?” She stares at you. “… you have a good memory, right?” She nods. “Look, good food isn’t about being the most delicious. It’s about making food that you want to eat.”

“That’s… that’s fortune cookie wisdom there,” she says. “But I can see your point, sort of. But…” She rubs her chin. “Okay, say I wanted to cook. I mean- I haven’t cooked for anybody in so long c-…” She rubs her hair, trying to make the right words of it.

But you know what she’s asking.

> “You can come cook food for the team.”
> “I’d rather you’d practice first.”
> Other

>>46697069
>> “I’d rather you’d practice first.”
>> Other
And i will glady be one to try your food.

>>46697069
> “I’d rather you’d practice first.”

>>46697069
> “You can come cook food for the team.”
Ask Trude to help her learn to cook?

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>>46697069
> Other

We'll cook for the team. Together. You pick what you want to make, we'll plan it out and I'll help you. And watch out for the big mistakes.

>>46697069
>“I’d rather you’d practice first.”
It's not like she'll burn the dorm down trying to cook fettucini alfredo, right?

> “I’d rather you’d practice first.”

You smile a little. “I’d rather you practice first. You can come cook something in the Tank Hangar’s kitchen. I’ll be happy to try it when practice is over.”

“Oh, you got practice?” she asks.

“Yeah, in about a half hour actually,” you declare. You stand up. “But hey, I’ll make some time for you when I need to, alright?” She nods, still shoveling down food. “Come down to the Tank Hangar whenever you’re ready. I’ll be practicing, alright?” She nods, and for probably the first time in a while she genuinely smiles at you. Almost melts your heart it does. “Thanks. Gotta go, hate to be rude.”

“See you soon, Ellie,” she says.

-

-

It’s not a long way to go from the Senior Dorms to the Tankery practice grounds. Lord knows it must be terrible to live here for the Seniors what with all the explosions going off and the engine noise. But once you arrive at the gate, you see a large crowd of the Skycraft boys, all crowded around the fence, staring at something you can’t see. They whistle a little, gossiping and joking amongst each other.

You do recognize Jeep Jockey reading a magazine in his Jeep nearby. “Hey, Jockey.” He looks over at you. “What are they looking at?”

“Some reporter chick came in, she’s interviewing people,” he explains. “She’s pretty hot, easy on the eyes you know? Cute bow in her hair too.” Oh. You look at the boys. Yeah. That’s expected of boys.

[1/2]

>>46697588
[2/2]

You guess something from Middle School just don’t change. They might not be scrawny mid-puberty lanky lunks anymore, but they’re still the perverted simple minded goons their brains program them to be. Typical. You step past them and do indeed find her interviewing Griselda. The reporter was a very attractive woman, probably college-age in fact given her build. Her hair was done up into a hasty ponytail resting on her shoulder, with a red bow sitting in her hair as well. Griselda looks a little nervous being interviewed. “So er… yeah, yeah, we’re going to try and win. Hopefully we get the sweep and not the draw. But, Gagetown is a good school, they’ll put up a fight, so will we.”

“Thank you,” she says. She looks over, and her eyes widen. “Ah, look at you!” She steps on over, brushing her hair back. She holds out her hand. “Kit Blumenthal. NATO Tankery journalist. If I could have a moment of your time, I’d love to interview you.”

> “Sure!”
> “Eh, not right now. I just want to practice.”
> Other

>>46697603
>> “Eh, not right now. I just want to practice.”

>>46697603
>“Sure!”
"Look ma, I'm on TV!"

>>46697603
>> Other
Glance to Gris-Gris if it okay

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>>46697603
This Anon >>46697632 is wise in the ways of PR.

>>46697603
>“Sure!”
Assuming Griselda is alright with it of course.

>>46697603
> “Sure!”

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>>46697603

>> “Eh, not right now. I just want to practice.”

also threadly reminder NOT TO BE STOWED ON DICK

> “Sure!”

“Oh, um, sure.” You blink. You being interviewed? You look over to see Griselda, Stack, Ingrid, Winona, and Josephina. They all give thumbs up to you. Wow! You look back at Kit, smiling. She takes a quick picture of you, then draws a recorder pen and a notepad.

“Alrighty, Elodie Rosetta Zumwalt?” You nod. Kit smiles happily. “So, Elodie, according to Griselda this is your first year ever taking Tankery, ever stepping foot inside of a tank. What’s that like?”

You fold your arms. “It’s amazing. I’ve always wanted to step into a tank and make it run and make it go and uh…” … this interview is harder than you thought. “And uh… er… yeah, I try to do my best. It’s a really fun feeling getting to know the girls, getting to fight the tanks, all that stuff, yeah.”

“Sweet.” Kit continues smiling happily. “So last time, you had several kills against Kursk, along with being instrumental in securing the win on the Flag match against Kursk as well. As you know, they happen to be the reigning ITL and NATO World Champions, along with being the Official National team of Russia representing Russia in Armourcraft all over the world. How does it make you feel knowing you managed to get that one win?”

“Oh, it makes me feel great.” Where is your vocabulary? You could be so much more eloquent than this. “I actually happen to be a really big fan of uh… uh… Oryola and her sister as well. She actually gave me her gloves to use as sort of a fan thing I guess. But- uh… I love her, I really think of Kursk as a formidable opponent. If we meet them again, it’ll be a really big fight I guess.” Aaaahhhh

Kit smiles. “One more question. Tankery blogs all over the internet and popular commentators on ESPN or Tankery Live and other networks have all actually projected LGA to finish er…” She tries to find a good way to word this. “Dead last.” Real good way to word it. “What do you say to that?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>46697956
> Neutral

>>46697956
>Polite
Dead last even after beating the current champions?

>>46697956
>Neutral
>Stoic
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."

>>46697956
>Polite

>>46698068
marcus auerlius-chan a cute!

>>46697956
>> Polite

>>46698068
Can you fuck off with your middle-school understanding of stoic philosophy already?

>>46697956
> Polite

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>>46697956
> Boast

What were their opinions on Oorai the year they won the Nationals, or LGA the year they took the World Championship?
We're one match in. Hardly enough evidence on which to base even educated guesses.

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>>46698143

“When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself: the people I deal with today will be meddling, ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous and surly. They are like this because they can't tell good from evil. But I have seen the beauty of good, and the ugliness of evil, and have recognized that the wrongdoer has a nature related to my own - not of the same blood and birth, but the same mind, and possessing a share of the divine. And so none of them can hurt me. No one can implicate me in ugliness. Nor can I feel angry at my relative, or hate him. We were born to work together like feet, hands and eyes, like the two rows of teeth, upper and lower. To obstruct each other is unnatural. To feel anger at someone, to turn your back on him: these are unnatural.”

>>46698173
Simply quoting something isn't understanding.
Try again

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>>46698061
These are the current standings of the week anon.

Winners of an entire two match set will receive three points. A draw is one point to both teams. Loser in a two match set receives no points.

LGA stands at one point.

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>>46698253
“Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.

>>46698292
In the information age, pulling quotes off the internet really isn't a difficult feat.
And since you can't do anything but that and refuse to elaborate on your understanding of stoicism, you have me convinced that you are an edgy teen who latched onto it because it sounds cool and so mature and I'm so grown up xDDDDD

Gas yourself

>>46698259
>Sherbrooke Girls
I miss that spinoff.

>>46698322
So do I, that's why I included them, in CanadianIron's honor.

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>>46698309
“If any man despises me, that is his problem. My only concern is not doing or saying anything deserving of contempt.”

> Polite

“I say to them that their opinions are very valid, and I may agree that we are a small team that’s funded entirely from Griselda’s pocket. But we are a very good team, my crew is probably one of the best, and we will make darn sure that we don’t finish last, and that we take the entire thing. That’s what I feel.”

Kit nods, at that. “Good, good. It was nice talking to you, Elodie. Good luck in the tournament.” You shake her hand happily. “By the way. If you want to follow me on twitter, it’s @Kit_Blumenthal for your information. I just set it up in fact. So if you want the latest blab on the Tankery vine, you know where to find me!” She salutes you. You just noticed the slight scar on her cheek, probably from a tankery related injury you’d guess. “I’ll let you on with practice now.”

And with that, you leave Kit Blumenthal. She seems nice. Griselda smiles at you, folding her arms. “How’d that go?” You shrug in response. “Shy, I figured. We’re going to need to start practice right now if we want to have time for briefing on tomorrow.” You nod, okay fair enough. “But since you’re this team’s MVP…” She smirks a little. You roll your eyes in response. MVP, as if. “What would you like to train today?”

> A random TACTICAL MANEUVER
> Crew Strength
> Crew Talent

>>46698418
>Crew Talent

>>46698418
> Crew Talent
Lets get a good crew!

>>46698418
>> Crew Talent

>>46698418
> Crew Talent

>>46698418
>> Crew Talent

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>>46698418
>Crew Talent

Our overall weakest. Lets improve!

>>46698418
>Crew Talent
[Sailor Moon flashback intensifying]

>>46698418
>Crew Talent

>>46698418
> Crew Strength

>>46698418
> Crew Talent

It's time to Git Gud.

Did we get any new crew for the IS tank?

>>46698489
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> Crew Talent

-

-

Lecture in the Tank HQ’s lecture hall was actually kind of exciting. One because you were learning the key strengths of weaknesses of each individual tank, and Two because Griselda actually knows what she’s talking about when it comes to tanks. “Right, so for the M26 Pershing. It’s not much of a hill climber unfortunately, but on flat expanses, with open areas, the Pershing can really excel as a sniper with its massive 90mm gun.”

Serafina raises her hand and then asks a question in Polish.

Griselda stares at her, then something clicks in her. “… yes, the 90mm can frontally penetrate a Tiger, under the right conditions.” Serafina nods, writing that down. “D-… did I get that right?” She looks over at Luisa, who nods approvingly. “Yes!” She pumps her fist. “Alright, moving on. The Pershing can be equipped with a .50 caliber AA Mounted machine gun. And eventually, it can be upgraded to the Super Pershing.” She presents a slide, showing off the amazing T26 Super Pershing. The Poles all gasp in awe of it. “Right. That does it for lecture. Let’s get onto the field and drive around.”

-

-

The ground has been soaked wet, allowing it to become muddy. Which meant that the Pershing began sinking into the ground before long. Ingrid and Josephina sat in your Centaur, directing the winch while you and the rest of the Pershing and the Centaur’s crews got to pushing it out of the mud. “Come on!” Stack directs the poles to use logs shoved underneath the treads to give it more traction. “Come on! Put your backs into it!” Mud sprays all over you all, soaking you with cold and slimy mud.

Ugh… can this get any worse!?

Suddenly, the engine dies completely on the Centaur, overtaxed from towing the Pershing out of the mud. Smoke bursts out of it.

…

Well, at least it’s an opportunity to learn how to fix it. Griselda, the Junior Historians, and the Etiquette Club at least are moving around in their laps pretty well.

[1/2]

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>>46699005
[2/2]

-

-

“Ugh…” Everyone sits in their chairs in the lecture hall, tired and covered in mud and grease from having to pull the Pershing out of the mud. Thankfully, your crew doesn’t seem to mad about it. If anything, they seem eager for the next match.

> + 5 TALENT ACROSS ALL CREWMEMBERS

You sigh, groaning. “Alright,” says Griselda. “Let’s begin the briefing.” Iris hands Griselda a cup of tea. “Oh, thanks.” She takes a sip, cringing a little at the bitter taste of it. “Um. First off, Camp Gagetown. Very well-ordered team, got a lot of stake in their medium line. Last year, they finished 3rd in their division. And this year, they are expected again to finish 3rd in division. They have Grizzly tanks, a Skink SPAA, some Fireflys, some Stuarts, and 10 Sexton SPGs.” Stack snorts, trying to suppress a chuckle. “Yes, they’re called Sextons. Please, contain yourselves.”

“Here is the Map. Yuno, if you’d please.” Yuno manages the projector, then racks in a slide. She presents the map to you all. “Here are the match conditions.”

> WEATHER FORECAST
> Slightly cold, 50% chance of rain, cloudy overcast

> TERRAIN FORECAST
> Swamp, marshes, muddy terrain, light forestry.

“Now, would anyone like to suggest a plan?” she asks hopefully. You know she has one already but…

> Let her or someone else come up with one.
> “I have one.”
> Other

>>46699021
> Let her or someone else come up with one.

>>46699021
> Let her or someone else come up with one.

Our crew is our responsibility, not the team

>>46699021
Hey boss, what have we got installed on the tank at the moment? Grousers?

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>>46699101
Grousers are indeed installed. The other teams have also bought grousers for their tanks as well.

>>46699125
Is Porcello elite?

>>46699101
See the opening post? The Tank pastebin? Its all in there.

The Situation has our stats and quests

>>46699125
But have they bought lingerie as fancy as Darjeeling's?

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>>46699156
Only the Etiquette club.

>>46699130
If you're talking Rick Porcello, pitch for the Red Sox, I wouldn't say Elite. He's decent.

>>46699191
he just gave up a 2 run homer

he definitely ain't elite

>>46699021
> Let her or someone else come up with one.

>>46699021
>> Let her or someone else come up with one.

>>46699204
I would consider any starter that gets below 3.0 in ERA elite. They can give up a home run, just don't do it like once a month instead of once every week.

>>46699313
I guess I should cut him some slack

he went 7 innings deep

>>46699021

Not a plan, but a thought. Hi-Ex shells would chew up the ground, making it likely for tanks to bog down. Something we could use against them to immobilize a tank if we don't have a reliable penetrating shot.

>>46699329
7 innings is usually a good outing, even if they give up a couple of runs. Dusty over with the Nats has been keeping most of the guys in that long and rotating in the bullpen based on matchup.

Right now, Joe Ross has gone about 7 innings against the Phillies. Not bad for a young arm.

> Let her or someone else come up with one.

She sighs, a bit dejected. “Alright, well, here’s what we’re going to do. The big thing is to control Route 138. We control Route 138, we have a huge inlay of controlling the entire map. Everywhere else is going to be too muddy to maneuver effectively except here…” She circles a big grey area on the map. “There is an airport. That’ll have paved roads, and that means that’ll be a place to hold. So… We’ll split into two sections. Elodie, you’ll take the Panzer III and the Churchill and secure the airport. I’ll take the Pershing and secure the main road directly south. We hold there, hopefully they won’t force us out with the Sextons if they bring those in. Got it?” Everyone nods. “Good, good. Any questions?”

Suvorov raises her hand. “Is it still just going to be us five crews?”

“Unfortunately, yes.” Griselda bites her lip. Morale kind of sinks across the team, except for yours. “I haven’t been able to secure a sixth crew. But rest assured, we will grow overtime. We just need to be patient. Any other questions?” Nothing. “Dismissed then.”

You sigh, standing up with your crew. You’re still muddy and soaked. Ugh. What should you do?

> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.
> Go get dinner.
> Head back to your dorm.
> Other

>>46699349
Good idea, anon

We need to be careful their Sextons don't do the same to us.

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>>46699493

>>46699493
>> Go get dinner.

>>46699493
>> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.

>>46699493
> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.

>>46699493
> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.
HIT THOSE...baths?

>>46699493
>Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths

We are filthy. Oryola filthy. Let us bathe.

>>46699493
> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.

As much as Elodie admires Oryola... I don't think she'd like to emulate the girl's hygiene habits. Or lack thereof.

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>>46699395
Old man Ortiz just stole 2nd

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>>46699631
Braves are actually winning a game.

Well shit. I take a moment off to play some games and I miss everything.

With regards to the game plan, I think our opponent will go for an attrition style approach. just advance slowly with the Meds backed up with SPG indirect fire.

Their light tanks don't have much in the way of maneuverability in this map but they'll make a rush for the airport I'd imagine.

The current plan is generally ok but I think the tea drinkers should consider a more aggressive approach. Churchills are going to be very good in the environment and if they can flank around and hit the enemy SPG then it'll be a simple win.

>>46699818
>tanks that do 24 km/h top flanking anything
I see the Grizzlies bogging us down in a killzone ranged by the Fireflies and the Sextons in elevated positions.

> Get your clothes in the wash and hit the baths.

-

-

You sigh, sitting in the bath with the rest of the girls both crew and team. Griselda, standing stark naked in the bath, says, “Enjoy your bath. We’re gonna be moving tonight to the match location. So let’s show some hustle, alright?” She claps her hands, smiling at everybody.

…

“…okay.” Griselda coughs, slowly settling into the bath with Yuno and Luisa.

You and your crew of five get your own bath. The mud and the dirt is already getting washed out very well. Nothing like a bath of hot water and some soap to make you unwind after a long day. Stack washes Josephina’s back, whistling Dixie to herself while Ingrid and Winona lie back with their towels on their faces. Stack looks over at you all. “You guys see the latest Crimson Skies episode?”

“Eh… Crimson Skies hasn’t been the same since the writers changed out. Everything’s too dramatic now,” says Ingrid. “Zachary was better when it was just about planes and adventures but now it’s about Zach’s past and… there’s too much, okay?”

“I gotta agree.” Winona pulls her towel off, rubbing her cheek a bit. “Plus, pairing Nathan Zachary with Charlotte Steele?” Everyone groans. Except for you. “Come on, Black Swan and Zachary have way better chemistry!”

“What do you think?” asks Josephina to you.

Oh. Um. You only read the comics. You’re not sure about the TV show.

Actually, you don’t watch TV a lot.

Um. Uh…

> “I don’t watch TV.”
> “I don’t mind. I like Charlie.”
> “Meh, I’m not a fan of romance.”
> Other

>>46699928
>Other
"I've only read the comics."

>>46699928
>> “I don’t watch TV.”

>>46699928
>“I don’t watch TV.”
"What's a TV?"

>>46699928
> "I've only read the comics. Didn't have much time for anything else, really."

>>46699928
>> “I don’t watch TV.”

>>46699928
>> “Meh, I’m not a fan of romance.”

>>46699928
>“Meh, I’m not a fan of romance.”

>>46699896
But its doubtful they'll be looking in that area. Its so marshy that tanks will struggle there but the Churchill can pull it off.

The area is pretty flat.

>>46699928
> “I don’t watch TV.

>>46699928
> “I don’t watch TV.”

> “I don’t watch TV.”

You shrug. “I don’t really watch TV.” They all stare at you in shock and surprise. “I mean, I spend most of my time studying.”

“You’re missing out!” Ingrid counts some shows on her fingers. “Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Gravity Falls. Star vs. the Forces of Evil.”

“Pokemon, Digimon, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh and all of its spinoffs!” says Winona.

“Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones!” says Stack.

“Erm.” Josephina blinks. “Crimson Skies!”

“Yeah, I don’t-“ You sigh. “You guys can’t just name shows and expect me to want watch them.”

“We’re recommending shows for you to binge,” they say. “Heck, once we get one the bus, we can start watching one!” You sigh. You guess. Truth be told, you never cared for watching TV. TV made you feel slothful. At least when you studied or played video games you were doing something. But when it came to TV, you were just observing. You don’t want to observe, you like doing things.

Whatever, you lie back in the bath. Might as well enjoy the hot water a little longer.

-

-

“All aboard!” LGA has chartered several planes to take you to the battle site, considering that there’s no easy way for the ship itself to dock. The plane you and the crews will be riding in is an Airbus A380, painted blue with a white Fleur-de-lis on the side. Griselda smiles happily. “Courtesy of Gertrude. Probably the only thing I’ll let her help me with, transportation.”

And for good reason, the plane was built to be a very comfortable plane for you and the crews of the ITL team and their retainers. First class seating too! With reclining chairs so you can sleep! And mini-fridges! This plane has everything!

But still, who to sit next to…

> Winona
> Stack
> Ingrid
> Josephina
> One of the other Crew Commanders (Which?)

>>46700437
> Winona

>>46700437
>> Josephina

>>46700437
>> Josephina

>>46700437
>> Josephina

>>46700437
>Josephina

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>>46700437
>> Josephina

>>46700437
> Ingrid

>>46700986
ayyyyyy someone play Panzer Watz too?

>>46700986
>>46701055
my niggas

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> Josephina

You sit down next to Josephina. Oh God you are melting in this chair. Jesus Christ, you have never been more comfortable in your life than you are right now. Josephina looks over from her laptop, and you can spy on her browser is a webpage advertising helicopters. “What do you have there?” you ask.

“Oh, er…” She smiles gently. “Well, I am looking over pages advertising Helicraft teams for college. I am hoping that either LGA introduces one in the future or I go to a college that has one.” That’s fine you guess, no harm in scouting ahead. “Look at this though, Harvard University operates a fleet of five AH-64 Apaches, very good aircraft, oui?”

You nod. “Oui.” You quirk your brow a little. “How much do you know about helicopters.”

She blushes a little. “Oooh, I mean, I wouldn’t want to bore you.” Truth be told, she might as well. It’d help you get to sleep easier.

“Go ahead,” you declare.

Her grin gets wider. “Okay!” She gently scoots the laptop over to you. “Well, one of my favorites is the Mi-24 Hind. It’s so cute! Look at it!” Um, you guess it looks cute. “It carries a twin barrel GSh-30k, a 12.7mm Gatling gun, another twin barrel cannon as well on certain variants, and it can carry bombs, missiles, everything you need! I’d love to fly one, that or a Havoc perhaps.”

You nod.

As Josephina continues to talk your ear off about helicopters and how they work, you slowly realize something.

You have no idea how helicopters work.

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>>46701167
That's all for tonight. Unfortunately, my family is taking me down to visit future-in-laws down south which means no Quests for the rest of the weekend. But, hopefully my schedule will finally start clearing up and I can have full weekends of Questing.

Until then, hope you all enjoyed.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteel
Ask at: http://germanschteel.tumblr.com/

On a sidenote, here's a question to you, anons. I juggled with the idea of giving Kit Blumenthal, reporter from earlier in the thread a real twitter where she can post updates on the tournament outside of the scope of the Quest. Her ideas, opinions, and other highlights from other matches would be included as well. Tell me what you think.

Until then...

See you next time.

>>46700437
>Josephina

>>46701212
I'd like after action reports but don't overdo it Schteel. We don't want you burning out.

>>46700986

I've been meaning to get the tank girls dating game. How is it?

Also, would Schteel waifu a German Tiger tank girl?

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>>46701256
Tiger Is are overrated.

Tiger IIs though, unf.

>>46701250
It's mostly to fill the dead air and keep you all posted on what's happening outside of LGA's scope. It shouldn't be too bad.

>>46701212
Thanks for the run.

>>46701212

Maybe a pastebin would be easier. Besides, it'll only be active during the running of LGA2.

>>46701212
I'm interested, go for it!

>>46701276
Oh other going ons? Yeah that'd be nice.

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>>46701256
It's Kancolle with Tanks, though lore wise it's more similar to Tank Witches.

It's a low maintenance grindfest, i'm using it mostly for my personal flavor of the months "idle" game.

The writing, by the standard of mobile game, are surprisingly decent.

>>46701256
Panzer Waltz?

Hmm, kinda similar with Kancolle (haven't play Kancolle but many people says that). Some girls need some resource and precedent girls in certain level to unlock.

So it kind of grinding fest.

https://www.quora.com/Why-didnt-tank-guns-over-hang-the-hull-on-WW2-tanks

Thoughts/ideas/concerns covered on overhanging guns. Anything the folks didn't cover?

>>46701339

Very tempted to touch the tank girl.

>>46701212
Thanks for the fun, Boss.

A twitter might be fun. Just don't over do it. We love you and don't want you to burn out. You run so much for us.

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Also, don't forget to Archive so future generations can enjoy cute girls doing cute things!