Cont from >>46840826OP of the original thread needs help defending a town from 2000 elven besiegers. Whilst the besiegers have been initially countered through OP's efforts, the siege continues.The DM is banging the girl leading the besieging army.Magical effects have begun to wear away at the defenders, and DM fiat is imminent.Let us gather for one final defence of OP and vilification of the pussy-whipped DM.
>elf attacker has had her mutations faited by gm>hero has been mutated due to a rather grey area >clerics and paladins joined against elves>C&P will kill hero if they find out about his mutations>elf is the daughter of a dark god and super elf mother.>magic barriers prevent counter attacks on elven home land.
Can we collate a list of useful things OP should know from the last thread?
Ok guys, I have a moment of relax.My character started suffering nightmares and discovered that it was the work of Elf's mom, using some sort of dream magic. She appears to have send a false vision to the Cleric in order to not let him fight.Cleric has started fighting for me, helping my troops, are starting to push back aganist the elves, inflicting massive casualties but they seems to haven't give up yet. I think they are resisting until the Death Knight shows up.Ghosts and Allips have started appearing.At the moment I'm still pretty much human, even if my scales have started di grow more and more. I told my students about this, they were shocked and decided to keep the secret. My transformation hasn't give me any buffs for the moment, just blue scales with orange and white markings.
>>46859045>Blue scales with Orange and White markingsBe sure to complain to your GM about his fashion sense while you're going over everything else.Right now, your priority is to fix the dream situation. It's doubtful that you'll be able to beat the death knight when he takes the field, but if you have your spells available you should be able to delay him long enough for a retreat.No matter how this ends though, you'll have to go into exile with your wizard unless you get the DM to retcon the dragon thing for making no sense.
>>46859045remember that it is not death knight's fault that you got attacked - it's the elven bitch.you don't have to beat him, just render her useless - send messages that she cannot take a small city with such huge army(proving how shitty commander she is on international arena).as for the nigthmare - prepare a resting area for you - i haven't read any dnd/pf books in AGES, but i bet that you could inscribe a circle of protection around this area to prevent any spells being cast at you while you are sleeping.
>>46859045Oh yeah we pegged the Nightmare stuff, its a spell called Nightmare funnily enough, use a spell such as lesser restoration that negates the Fatigued condition and rest without sleeping. Doesn't solve the previous casting, but will prevent future attempts.
>>46859045You know, after thinking up so many different ways you sacrifice yourself...What happens if you live in the end? We really haven't thought of what you should do if you survive.
>>468591692 options:1) hide his partial transformation and search for cure/reversal.2) finish transforming in the motherfucking elven forest. dosen't matter if you get lost - you'll burn it down anyways - and due to forest's nature elves cannot get help from anyone.
>>46859169>>46859199I swear that the town should change their insignia if you go full dragon.
>>46859169He won't probably. I'm really suprised it's going like this honestly. I think the reason the dm is doing this is to build up the death knight. The elves will fail, but he will just walk up and crush you effortlessly, establishing his place as the bbeg and a big threat to the world. Otherwise it makes no sense to be letting op do this well.
>>46859169It depends whether-OP will retain his mind-OP will still be able to cast spellsI would hope that both will be the case. If so, cloudkill and fireballs over the Elven forest, with a contingency'd teleport to let him escape if the effects of the forest spread above the canopy.
>>46859234All hail the new dragon overlord. >Continue to take students as DRAGON HEADMASTER.
For real guys, this is totally happening. It's not just some bullshit whipped up to pander to fa/tg/uys' pet hates, no sir, not at all.
Well if you do manage to kill the elves before the death knight shows up I think it'll be a massive loss for the elf side either way. Plus you could always have a scroll of teleport hidden away in case GM goes full fiat and bulldozes the town. I suggest boo trapping the slums with enough explosives to knock out a tarresque.
I'm leaving for a bit, hopefully OP will still be around or at least have updated us after a couple of hours.Godspeed OP.
Bumping out of a desperate need to know what happens. Best of luck, OP. As a DM, I hope yours actually tries to be fairer than he seems to have been thus far.
>>46859336>>46859359Exactly, if this was even remotely fake it was still a fun exercise of facing down an unstoppable object
>>46860101It's actually going fairly well for him all things considered. Though I'm kinda waiting for the other shoe to drop that'll somehow make all the OP's efforts pointless.
Good luck OP. You will need it. I hope your DM is decent enough to give you a fighting chance
We managed to repel the elves to the border, and got a few days of peace. We destroyed their supplies and now we are licking our wounds and try to think what to do next.More than half of the soldiers have fallen to wraiths and shadows, I've no idea of where the Elf is or the sorcerer. I've started evac the wounded and other people by the river, because I'm sure that the Death Knight is coming.Still human. My transformation could take month according to the Cleric.
>>46860498Sends some bards off with some songs about how badly this invasion has been waged. Humiliate the Elf and her people, particularly her poor leadership and the might of the elves in attacking innocent people. Be sure to include the reason for the invasion is because she's a tramp. I'm not sure if morale is a mechanic in this game, but I know irl I would be BTFO if horrible insulting songs about mlmy character were being sung in every corner of the country.
>>46860498Congrats OP. You've won the round of sieges. Personally, I'd consider leaving before that Death Knight shows up, just to make the Elf chick look even more foolish.That'd make it seem like the only reason she gets the city is because you decided to leave after you beat them back, even if she called in an immortal to win her battles for her.
>>46860498Wraiths and shadows and magical god strength arrows have destroyed a likely well prepared logical defense that historically would certainly hold out against 2000 poorly supplied invaders.Your dm is actually a dick and is going to somehow manage to ruin an otherwise great siege with some deus ex machina.Scorch and salt the earth for miles around
>>46860498>An immortal, invincible knight that can only be killed by gods>The best sorcerer in the world>Still can't take a fucking level 14 wizard's town fortified by peasants and mercenaries
>>46860651This. Walk away, you have nothing to prove. Have your defenders gather what they can. You can always rebuild. You fought valiantly and made your enemy look like a fool. You have your dignity. Burn the city, salt the land, put a spell or two on it or make it sacrosanct. But there is not point in wasting anymore lives. You held the line.
>>46860498God will it!
>>46860498These >>46860651>>46860754>>46860803You won and made fools of them.
>>46860498Wait so you're gonna continue to turn into a mindless beast no matter what now? How is this setting not filled with dragons that were once greedy merchantmen or vengeful warriors?
>>46859507>Conviction makes rightI wanna like you, Cap, but hrrrrghhhh does that hurt my very soul.
>>46860961he's not necessarily saying that, way i see it he's saying if your right you have to have conviction. Course whether or not he's right is up to debate, but personally i really like this quote.
I knew things where going to be OK when the Cleric stepped in.
>>46860958because every greedy merchant and vengeful warrior isn't standing up to the dm and his bitch. When you defy the great good Ji'em bad things happen mate.
>>46861079Based Cleric.Glad it was also revealed that his LG god telling him not to help was a trick.
>>46861079yeah, once you start getting more of the party on your side it gets harder for the dm to dick you over, unless he's willing to offend the entire group.
>>46860803I'll start evac the people of the city. My students are going with the refugees and the paladins. I will stay behind, say my goodbye to my friends and then disappear from the face of the world.It's normal that I'm feeling a bit like a Imperial Guardsman?
>>46861224by say goodbye to your friends do you mean wait for the elf bitch to enter the city then enact your final fuck you and nuke your location?
So, if he leaves now like many of you suggested, what could his next course of action be?
>>46861224Have you considered razing everything and salting the earth out of spite?
>>46861073The only thing saying he's right is his opinion. The absolute only thing he's got going on is using violence to impose his views on others.
>>46861258>The random apostrophe is still thereThis hurts me
>>46861095Well right, I was just saying the in universe explanation is weak. It's fairly obvious that this is just the GM punishing the player for trying to screw with "his girl".
>>46861262forget leaving, prep the town with the equivalent of a couple nuclear warheads after he's evacuated everyone then wait for them to come. listen the dragon thing is as good as a death sentence, rather than loose himself to the beast he should die as a man in a conflagration of glory as a final fuck you to the elf bitch.
>>46861262Be a mother fucking dragon and burn down the elfs forest, who cares if he can't find the way in if it's all burned down.
>>46860958If you indulge in a sin, you will start acquire draconic characteristics, slowly becoming an dragonborn, a thing covered in scales sharp teeth and wings. To become a Dragon you need to do something very terrible.In the entire setting we never saw a dragon, but we saw some dragonborns.
>>46861349Do you lose your mind as you become a dragon?
>>46861349What did you do that was so bad?
>>46861349yeah that is even bigger bullshit, you haven't done anything that terrible. i mean you did use chemical weapons, but come on torture and staking someone to the front of your war machine are also really jacked up, that's some straight up mongol hordes shit right there.
>>46861313This better anon?
>>46861400>i mean you did use chemical weaponsYou know what they say about love and war.
You need some way to guarantee you WILL die when you need to, and something to guarantee you can't just be brought back by the elfs dad.
>>46861422he used poison it wasn't that bad the elf was using necromancy that's a lot worse
>>46861246The entire city now is a complete death trap, full of magical traps and vietcong style traps in case the elves ever breached the walls. I will stay behind, because now there is now way that I can join normal society. I don't know if my character will blow up the school with him inside or will leave it to the elves or even just make destroy it.
>>46861461Really it's fair as long as they started doing shit like that first.I think in my GURPS game one of my players had a rule like that. He had a reputation for engaging in 'Gentleman Wars' where civilians and prisoners would be treated well, and warfare would be done honorably, and his men would refrain from looting, ect.>And then someone killed his envoy.
>>46861422That shit melts you man, it's kinda a big deal.
>>46861585And he went full gengis khan and gave them the kwazarheim treatment
>>46861601I think he just used standard D&D poison gas that's purple and causes people to just fall over.
>>46861580personally i think you should trot out that speech you worked up with that one anon in the last thread, with a few modifications to make it more badass.
>>46861580Speech, blow up the school.But survive.So that you can go attempt to wreck havoc on elven homelands.Also, how buttblasted is the girl that you've held out
>>46861638i wonder as well what the reactions have been to you holding out. i mean we know she lost her shit and got one of your apprentices after the first day, but what has she been like since then?
>>46861580Why don't you just go full Obi Wan from New Hope? Face the Death Knight and let yourself be cut down as a martyr for the people to rally around
>>46861787being alive is way better than dying like that. if we need a martyr we could use the student that was nailed to the siege engine. we could even soup up her story, saying that she by herself downed like 50 elves or something, and then spat on the face of the elf chick when she interrogated her. you know, stuff like that
>>46861787but that would only work if someone was there to see the sacrafice, or if he was allowed to make spectral appearances, or both. Alternatively he could get a buddy to use illusions and body doubles to have "appearances" of the spirit of the hero to rally people.
Get grim as fuck and start haunting the elves, go full dragon and stuck em in their forest.
>>46861677The kidnapping of my students wasn't something out of anger, she went for her to let me know that i couldn't keep my people safe and that she wasn't afraid to go full sadistic.It was her way to say "Ehi Op, you're not safe I can hit you everytime I want".During the entire thing, she went from gloating at first, at annoyed after the first day of siege. She was angry about the fact that she wasn't able to get her soldiers to my walls and that her elves were stuck in something mundane as mud.
>>46861787>>46861847There's an idea. Stay behind, lure them to the school, and blow it up while you're inside.Except instead of dying, you escape, and you use illusion magic to make yourself appear as a human ghost, while the half-dragon real you stays in hiding.
>>46861883How about after the first day? How has she been handling the deaths of many more elves and ultimately getting forced to retreat?
>>46861907But he should wait till the elf bitch is inside just to rub it in her face just to show her that even though she took the city she's still an incompetent bitch who got herself and her army killed att the end of the siege.
>>46861883>can hit whenever i want>not contaminating water and food>not releasing a plague> not assassinating key figures in your military>not just opening the gates from the inside with the elite troops you managed to get in.if the bitch still lost after being able to hit you whenever she wanted then it just proves she's stupid. That or the Dm is retarded for allowing that fiat and not thinking it through.
>>46861937She went in thinking that would be a piece of cake. After nailing my student, she kept her cool and was worried when started chocking her elves to death. To her credit, she tried to strategize. The dream thing was clever, I admit.
>>46862055truth be told she tried, but I had secured my water and food in different places underground
>>46862126Nice thinking. Glad everything turned out fairly well so far.All things considered, the DM handled it more fairly than I would have expected
>>46862126OP do you think you can lure her into the school and bring it down on her? Because pretty much all you're doing now is causing as much damage as possible
I think that she has a serious case of Pride going on. To quote Wikipedia,>Dante's definition of pride was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbour".Pride is also supposedly the original and most deadly of the sins. Not sure if you can do anything with that, but who knows.
>>46862203They both turn to dragons and battle in the air, only to end in dragon coitus to cuck the GM
Invite her to Parley in the school. Detonate.
>>46862203Maybe put some lines dedicated to it in his victory speech? About how she wanted nothing but to throw away her people's lives for a petty disagreement, her own hubris and feelings overshadowing anything else.That might give the DM some ideas for 'future plot hooks'
>>46862246>tfw you're the DM and get dragon cucked
>>46862308o gods that would be hilarious
>>46862184I think I can, but I don't know if I should.Basically her motivations were the same as mine. Like that Anon said in the other thread, i wanted to leave a mark on this world and I was able to do it, with my students and the fact that I held the line.She wanted to leave her mark on the world by conquering lands for her father and prove that she was a worthy daughter. In the end, she left her mark on the world. Many elves life were lost under the guide to conquer a human city, only to be drive out. That she started a war for petty reasons and lost because one held the line.Do I really need to kill her? For the rest of her life, she will never forget what happened.>>46862203I think that this would be the case, but releasing a butthurt dragon bent on elven superiority doesn't see really appealing to me.
>>46862370Eh, you don't need to bomb her. Just watch as her troops get decimated clearing out an empty city full of traps, wait for her outside the school, give a quick gloating speech, walk inside, and then blow it up so she can't even have the satisfaction of doing that.
>>46862370>Do I really need to kill her?No, but you're a LE dude, you've got to take your due.Be it decimating the elves, pushing back the mist-forest or binding the Elf in such a way as to reunite the party but prevent her from attacking you again (a geas or oath or something), you need to make her know that this was a Bad Idea, but ideally without rubbing it in too much.Killing her, yourself and the remnants of her army as they move into your town could do it, if you don't want her to be too butthurt
>>46862370>Do I really need to kill her?Yes, if not cripple her or some shit
>>46862370OP what you could do instead of killing her is to challenge her to a duel,beat the shit out of her and then when she's about to accept her death just let her go. So she'll be humiliated in the eyes of her people and her father.
>>46862544This is decent.Alternatively, wait until the death knight father comes and just go out laughing in her face about needing BOTH mommy and daddy to save her (but nothing can save her from the humiliation)
>>46862544Maybe, but I'd be nervous about the DM fiating something to give her an edge.The DM has been surprisingly fair during all this, but he's still clearly been showing some favoritism so you can't count on anything being done 100% fairly unless the rules clearly and openly are on your side with no room for things getting tweaked or sabotaged.
>>46862544I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize his current victory. Do things in a way that no matter what she does now, she won't get any sort of victory at all.
>>46862736Yeah,you should probably have some kind of backup plan if you try it OP and have a trump card in case of DM shenanigans.
>>46862544Challenge her to a duel, beat the hell out of her, cut off and cauterise all of her limbs, THEN let her go. Bitch can't adventure with no limbs, can she?
>>46862931Well it depends on if OP wants to fuck the whole plot over too because if he did that she'd probably bitch out and go full period rage and leave the game.
>>46863005I fail to see the downside to this.Also, how are the other players reacting OOC to all this?
>>46861224Guardsman? No, what you are feeling is something far worse. It is the plight of the Inquisitor. The plight of being someone who, from your position of power must recognize that you fight against things you cannot even hope to defeat. Even with your knowledge and your power, you have made great sacrifices.You have sacrificed many to preserve the lives of many more. You have used the faith of others to bring them to your aid. And soon your efforts will leave you as little more than a mindless beast, but so be it.Sometimes the only option is to burn whatever is left.
>>46863051/tg/ would no longer have an elf hating cause to unite around and we'd all just go back to calling each other faggots like usual.
>>46863123While the enemies of Empr... Headmaster still draw breath,there shall be no peace.
>>46863051Eh, going full psycho on her elf makes him seem less like the victim. He's already been unduly punished for defending himself.Right now he has the moral high-ground, the sympathy of his allies, and came out on top. He can easily step away the victor without having tocgo further and risk jeapordizing that other stuff.
>>46863158Well what then? And OP what happened to those reinforcements from the neighboring kingdoms? Have they started to arrive yet?
>>46863158I more meant that the plot already seems fucked as she would probably harbor animosity toward him, especially if he comes back as a student. Her rage quitting almost sounds like it would be best for OP. The health of the group is up for debate, but they pretty much abandoned him anyway.
>>46863605May have already happened as the OP seems to have vanished from the thread so she could have already just rage quit.
>>46863746op will return eventually i imagine. if i had to guess the session ended and he's off doing other things, or the session could be ongoing i guess and hes just to busy.either way hopefully at a later date we will hear the conclusion. if we don't that's a shame, but it was still fun
>>46863746Well wouldn't that be nice, but than again the DM could of pulled some uber bullshit for her, and our hero is now dead.
>>46863790Yeah the last few days have been pretty good on /tg/ which is great because I just started posting on the board yesterday usually I just lurk. But it was fun as fuck helping our hero today.
>>46863858i know right? it's always nice when these sort of things come up instead of the usual shitposting.
>>46863858Hey, I just started posting about a week or so ago on /tg/, so it's nice to meet someone else new to posting. I also posted on /his/ about two days ago, but they called me autistic and said I was a tiger with down syndrome.
>>46863924To be fair. That's actually a compliment on /his/. It means that you are just like them.
>>46863959Really, I thought they were telling me to GTFO after saying that it was called seppuku and not sudoku.
These have been amazing threads. Reminds me of why I come to tg and what it is that makes me love these games so much. Thank you, Headmaster.
>>46864049somebody getting a 1d4chan page ready for this shit?
>>46863914Fuck yeah it is. I hate the endless shitposting on this board it's nice to have something different that the whole board can unite on.
>>46864124Indeed.To be honest though, and i know i'm going to get called out on this, i don't understand why there is so much shit posting. Personally i derive no pleasure from seeing what could be decent threads descend into internet slap fights, or people throwing up shit threads just piss people off.Why can we not all be excellent unto each other?
>>46863804I said my goodbyes to my students and to cleric. Cleric said that I'm becoming an half dragon of rightful wrath in his point of view. now I'm alone in the city now. Still thinking on what I shall do. No reports from the elven army, but I know that something is coming. Elf's player has been silent and she is sad for what has happened to my town,My Scales are still growning and are still of that shitty color (blue with orange and white markings)
Now how does OP bang the elfplayer?
>>46864188YESSS OP IS BACK!What do you mean she's sad about what happened to your town? I is Confuse, did the bitch not realize that when you declare war on someone and conquer them violently they suffer? Or do you mean to say she is sorry she ever tried, and that she mourns her losses and what a fool this has made her seem?Good luck op, we await an epic conclusion.
>>46864188He lives! On the serious note, don't be surprised if she is either waiting for the Death Knight and additional reinforcements, or she's going to do a night raid thinking people are still in the city. I could be wrong on both accounts, but it's something I would do.
>>46864187People have strong opinions and shit. Honestly I don't know anon it's probably just trolls doing it for lulz.
>>46864188Exciting! Have you decided if you want to kill the Elf or not?
>>46864188Do you think that now she's "learned" her lesson she'll backstab the BBEG? Because this could be a big thing for the party to reunite around and get the plot back on track
>>46864187I blame trolls who either make bait threads or rub their shit all over the posts, but than again maybe the quality of posters of dropped.
>>46864359>>46864359Yeah,and shitty fetish posters too. I'm gonna fucking end my life if there's another fucking vore thread on this board.
>>46864392And posters who complain about different threads in otherwise nice threads. Those guys are shit.
>>46864258I think that the phrase "Bitches be Crazy" can be applied to her. She has been through lot of emotions, I'm sure tonight the Dm is getting the ride of his life.On a side note, all my surviving students managed to get out of the city. They brought with them the body of girl nailed to the siege machine to resurrect her.The Veteran Soldier died when we made the elves run, didn't find his body. Now I'm reviewing notes before the ending. The others are playing with the DM, I don't know what they are doing.
>>46864392Oh god, that shit should just stay in /d/. Who in the fuck would thinking being swallowed whole and being digested would be hot?
>>46864546>>46864392Guys guys please lets not bring this in here, this has been going good, lets just let it end on a high note.
>>46864571They scheme against you Headmaster!Do not lower your guard!
>>46864188I was in that last thread, just emphasizing my suggestion because now is an optimal time for it.build secondary fortifications on the inside around a gate and convince them to charge through. once a few hundred have, bottle them in and kill/capture them.this should have a huge effect on morale and you can try to negotiate peace. they'll have counted on having their whole force for whatever they were going to try if you put up more resistance, so all their plans could be in disarray.
>>46864583Your right, I apologize.
>>46864571>The Veteran Soldier died when we made the elves run, didn't find his body.I don't think you've seen the last of him, OP.
>>46864571Make sure your allies are actually your allies, because maybe the elf and BBEG have tempted them to their side.
>>46864571Too late to talk to your DM?Yeah, it is.The only advice I can offer would be declaring that you have an unyielding love for (Elf Death Knight,) IRL of course. That way, if/when your GM kicks you out of your game, the look on his face is slightly worth it
>>46864648Well due to the failure of the elves attack I think the OP would have a better chance of gaining some allies and bringing them over to his side. He just needs to start a little PR campaign and keep his transformation a secret and he may be able to keep a coalition together.
The north walls have started shaking. It begins.
>>46864743And that you want to join the Elven forces too of course. And that you've secretly been born feeling like an elf and that you've always wanted to be a pointy earred prick.
>>46864792Ready yourself for death.
>>46864792Remember your Dorn and fortify EVERYTHING.Especially yourself OP.
>>46864792Time for hellfire.Bring it with jealous vengeance.
>>46864792"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come." I pray to the gods you survive this battle.
>>46864792OP you know what to do.
>>46864792Make sure you respond with magic of your own.
>>46864792The Death Knight just destroyed a big chunk of the north wall by himself and then proceed to tear off the gate barehanded.Elves are coming in and have started to fall into the traps,
>>46865059And this is why you evacuated. Can't hold a siege against that level of plot armor, but now you look clever.About how many elves do you think died during this whole mess anyway?
Lets show these knife eared pricks how we sa goodbye
>>46865059>and have started to fall into the trapsmuh animesBut seriously, give them hellWhat are the Cleric and Pals up to? A god seems like it would be nice about now
>>46865135I think he said they're evacuating with the civilians anon.
>>46865135OP is the only one left in the city. Everyone else has fled.It's just an army of elves walking through an empty trap-filled town.
you may want to salt the earth or some such way make the place uninhabitable unless you plan to recapture it eventually.
>>46865186Pic Related, f5ing like a fuck right now
>>46865192Well does anyone know what spells the OP has prepared? What should he use to cause as much damage as possible?
>>46865059Be sure to gloat that Daddy had win the day for her.And this means you won! She showed how incompetent and child she is and as for trying to show that Daddy's back in business he just made a big show of power in front of absolutely nobody! Pretty good for "just a teacher."
>>46865059I hope that you realize that you may die, but the message it sends to the entire world is HUGE.
>>46864546Sorry anon just the first few weeks I was on /tg/ it seemed like that was all that was on the board instead of the traditional games I enjoy. Forgive me senpai
>>46858409I think none of this actually happened.Sorry.
>>46865241"Congratulations, you just managed to conquer a small town defended by a few hundred people by throwing hundreds of lives away of your 2000 strong army. I hope you feel proud of your tactical genius because this will go down into the history books."
Preparing myself to sumerise all of this, just waiting on OP to get us the ending and ill stick it on 1d4chan if OP agrees.
>>46865340I like how even with the DM's bullshit the OP was able to fight back with the help of /tg/ against the elf oppressors. Tis a good day brother anon.
>>46865317I'd like to see some pics for evidence (a char sheet, battle plan, map, crying sorceress, etc), but there's really nothing so outrageous in what's happening to suppose that this whole things is a fabrication. Even then, it's a hell of a lot better than some of those other clearly fake stories where our hero pulls something out of his ass and wins the day in the end. Unless of course our hero here pulls something out of his ass and kills the death knight or the girl...
>>46865414Sometimes, even a DM has to bend the knee to Force Multipliers.
>>46865340Even then, it's not much of a "conquering." You can't conquer something that's abandoned and given to you.
>>46865392I'm on the edge of my seat. Can't wait to here how it ends too m8.
>>46865587And to be honest there can't be much of a city left to conquer too at this rate.
>>46865640That walls gonna be expensive to rebuild too.
>>46865340>>46865241These combined with >>46860605Make her miserable for the rest of the game
>>46865059Tried to engage the Death Knight and Forcecaged him.He literally cut the cage with his sword.Running away, elves still dying in the slums.
>>46865703Yell time for school and jump through the booby trapped door way of the academy.
>>46865703Just kite him run away and kill as many elves as you can before he reaches you.
>>46865703As is proper for a bunch of knife ears. Take a pot shot at the girl if you get the chance
>>46865703>Cutting through a force cageYep. Super strong plot armorTime to finalize plan B
>>46865703That's a fucking sword of disintegrate my man.Run faster.
>>46865703Time for the Samson Option, OP. Be prepared to make a speech, but don't go on for too long otherwise they'll kill you outright.
>>46865703>>46865703OP try to hold the elf bitch hostage. Use her to your advantage and buy as much time as possible.
>>46865740I don't see her anywhere. I'm flying around the Death Knight trying to get his attention, he doesn't seems to have any ranged option
>>46865966Well, since he has no ranged attack, you can always throw rocks at him if you're desperate.
>>46865966>>46865703If he can take a sunday stroll through your walls and cut through a Forcecage you either need to Samson, run or call on a god, because there's no way you're winning a fair fight
>>46865966What is he armed with? And what have you tried on him already? Because if nothing is working you may have to withdraw till you can break through his plot armor. >>46865992 Or do as anon says remember what they say about guardsman and lasguns you could just spam them and try to do the same here
>>46865966>Only killable by a godCould go grab one of the paladins and drop it on him
>>46865966Just be careful that he doesn't have dispel magic or some other bullshit so your flight gets canceled and you fall to your death.
>>46865966Go fly off and find her. Her dad can have the city, but you can go mock her for not even having the guts to show up herself.
>>46865966nevermind, he just dragon shouted me. Going to the school.
>>46865703Of course the DM is using plot armor, he's weak and been swayed by the female player by her pussy. I'm sorry OP, but you're not going to win this battle and probably should find another DM (because personally, any DM/GM that's swayed by sex isn't a good DM/GM).
>>46866119Just do your Samson Option. Can't take anymore risks with this guy.If the Knight survives, tell him to tell his daughter to grow a pair and meet your enemy next time. And that's when you blow it all up.
>>46866119The FUCK?!?!? This is bullshit and someone should get shanked with a rusty screwdriver.
>>46866190Seconded. Blow the fucking place sky high and tell the DM he's a pussy whipped bitch.
>>46866297Get the explosives blessed first or some shit so they'll even have the chance to kill the BBEG and then of course tell the DM he's a faggot.
>>46866119Hey HM, two questions.1) Are dragons considered to be god-like creatures in the setting?2) has there been any elevation type of thing where a mortal ascends to godhood?I think you know where I'm going with this. Time to become the god/patron of rightful wrath.
>>46866372You're absolutely right my good sir! Now lets us pray for the OP to blow shit up and call the faggot out.
>>46865966>>46866190>>46866297Rig a bomb, hugest alchemical bomb you can make. Proceed to make a dramatic speech, or sing the Canadian National AnthemEverything blows up, hopefully including the Death Knight, city and the Elf.All you have to do then is drop the mic and go home
>>46866433I think God of Vengeance would be a more suitable title.
immunity to illusions was on the elf, not on the knight, right?trick him with something.
>>46866469¿porque no los dos?And I chose it mostly because that's what clericbro dubbed him.
>>46866433Watch as this was the GM's plan all along because Elf won't cuddle after sex.
>>46866469Well the DM would have to stop being a dick for that to happen anon and from what we've seen of all of his plot armor bullshit he probably won't allow it
>>46866177In his defence, this death knight sounds like he's supposed to be the BBEG. If he was letting the girl do this, then he'd be a horrible fuck, but this is an NPC. God-moding your bad guy is still kinda shitty, but I understand wanting to make him last long enough to confront the whole party and do more big bad evil stuff rather than get killed early.
>>46866119Speechless now. Found the elf.Or at least her head.
>>46866640Oh shit. This is seven levels of not good.
>>46866640>Or at least her head.WhatDid her dad cut her head off for being a colossal failure?
>>46866640Pick up the ball and run.That is to say, grab her head and get out of there. You can potentially rez her later, and it's clear that this is going outside of just her petty war.
>>46866640Well this complicates things...
>>46866539You may have a point, and I will admit that I'm a bit jaded with DM/GM's like this (as I stated before, I have no respect for pussy/dick-whipped DM/GM's).
>>46866640>>46866640>Or at least her head.WhatWas that your guys? Was that from a trap?
>>46866640That's bad. That's very bad. RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
>>46866640wait what.Hold the phone.Look at the female player NOW. WHAT IS HER REACTION. THIS WILL TELL YOU A FUCK TON.
>>46866763This this this this this
>>46866640Shit just got real, peg it across the river with her head dude, your gonna need the party for this one.
Okay, I'll be honest, here. /tg/ was preparing for a mundane siege with a few fantasy bits here and there, but this.....Well, OP.... at least you got your students and refugees out of there.Incidentally, what are your estimated numbers so far?
>>46866659>>46866721Daddy Knight. He has the head on his belt. The female player looks like she is carved from ice.
>>46866889Well, OP. Only one thing to do now. Rescue that head and run for your life.Don't leave a party member behind
>>46866889Okay, fuck it all, a few details have been changed, but you still have a fuck amount of explosives underneath your academy.
>>46866889Get the fuck out of there man!!!
>>46866889Save her OP. Then, once she has been raised from the dead, lean over the table irl and whisper to her "You Mirin?"Then sex.
>>46866889ok so its quite possible that the DM is not going to completely screw you over for pussy because of that or maybe he wants to hate fuck her
>>46866889I would suggest something along the lines of trying to get the head back and reunite the team to destroy the Big DK, but I think this is a time to do something very intelligent. Run away screaming "You're never gonna catch me!"and blow the place sky high. It won't kill him, but it'll slow him down.
>>46866889Alright, you've got two ways this can go down.1) You go with plan B and blow the place sky highor2) Save that head and try to find a way to escape2 is obviously a lot harder, but will most likely have higher reward if you somehow succeed.
>>46867008>or maybe he wants to hate fuck herThat would be a ballsy move. Honestly I'd kind of respect that
>>46867055>>46867054>>46867003>>46866917Fuck all these anons. The elf tried to kill you, and destroy your town, and torture your innocent students. Let her die.
Does the elf army know their 'leader' died at the hands of her father?Are they standing with him or are they pulling back due to their morale issues?
>>46867089>Not being the bigger man to rub your victory in even further
>>46867142They're invading the town along with him. OP mentioned that he's their King, so they probably accepted his execution of his daughter for botching an invasion that poorly.
>>46867142I imagine they've been devastated by their leaders incompetence and have broken off
How the fuck is OP posting concurrently with the game and is still able to see the other players' expressions (implying it's some form of real time game and not play-by-post)?I mean these are very fun, creative threads and all but smells fake.
>>46867147This is already being rubbed in pretty hard. >Lead army of 'superior' elves to crush puny human city.>'Graceful' elves bogged down in mud>Siege engines hilariously innefective>Have to retreat>Daddy dearest comes in, murders me, does what I was doing but is fucking stomping.It's pretty rough for her so far anon. Completely deserved, but rough.
>>46862931I wouldn't be so sure, anon.
>>46867208Man who cares at this point, this is awesome.Nuke 'em Headmaster, him and his entire army.
>>46867208This is the board of pretend. I honestly don't give a fuck at this point, I'm having fun.
>>46867226Yep, but then you get to rez her so you can say it to her face.
>>46867147>"I had said that the greatest mark I would leave on this world would be my students. The ones I had taught lessons that would lead them to shape the world for the better. ">"You have been taught a lesson with a cost of lives and blood. Now that you have seen the consequences of your decisions, up to and including the loss of your life, have you learned? Has the headmaster succeeded in teaching one of the most costly lessons of all?"
>>46867271Assuming Daddy dearest doesn't just nuke HM with the POWER OF PLOT!!!!111!!!111!!!!one!!!
>>46867208...he probably posts about what he saw at the time? His posts are coming quite slow and short at the moment, seems just as I'd expect it to be if he was in the middle of a session.
>>46866889broke my arm trying to take the head
>>46867377Nothing a great blazing city can't fix!
>>46867377It works with any part of her right? Try to find her body.
>>46867377Called it OP, should have just nuked the fucker.
>>46867377Run and blow everything up. Get the fuck out of there, reunite with the others and make a plan to bag this fucker.
>>46867377He'll turn her into a death knight too maybe? Either run away and rejoin the group or destroy the head with your dying effort.
>>46867377Just blow up the fucker.
>>46867377Maaaybe that wasn't such a sound planWelp, unless DM has something to say then I say it's time. The BBEG and most of the elven troops are most likely in the city. Time to leave your true, physical mark on the world, "teacher".
>>46867481You were nuked or you nuked him?! I NEED CLARIFICATION FOR THIS
>>46867481Inb4 no effect.
>>46867481Well. That's that. At least you tried.
>>46867481GM face what is his expression
>>46867481Locate city nuke or what?
Watching this thread like a fucking hawk
>>46867517I smell a beat down coming up in the DM's future.
>>46867142Bear in mind, they HATE her father, he's just uber-powerful and their king by technicality
Guys holy shit, the elf's body is dead.THIS MEAN'S THE PARTY SORCERER'S CHILD IS ALSO DEAD!How will the DK murdering his unborn child affect the sorcerer?
Someone better be screencapping this glorious tale.
>>46867481Him, you, or both-and-the-surrounding-area?
>>46867691Off topic, that was beautiful.
>>46867691Everything,everything must be nuked. Burn it all OP!!!
Well the way i see it there are three ways we can interpret this.1. the Gm is actually an alright gm, and despite showing some favoritism, still had consequences for his girls actions and didn't just let her win by default.2. The gm is testing their relationship, if she is willing to break up with him over a dnd game she istn worth his time, he tried to give it to her, but since she was failing, he'll take the opportunity to mess with her a bit and see where it goes.3. Option three, the dm knows she'll be mad at him, but that she'll get over it cause its just a game, and he is aiming for sweet sweet makeup sex in a few days.
>>46867481The Knight is still up but woundedI'm ashes
>>46867739>Wounded with a nukeIt's something!
>>468677334. The GM wanted a new BBEG and exploited this to put it there.>>46867739You did your best OP. You did good.
>>46867686Better yet, archive it.>>46867739Well, shit. Still, you went out with a bang. That's not something everyone can boast about in the afterlife.
>>4686773910/10Your lvl 1 student will someday kill him.
>>46867739Did you have any last words to say to him before you nuked the place?Also, what's the current status of the refugees.
>>46867739KNIGHT JUST CHOKESLAMMED A GHOST WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND ATE HIM
>>46867739OP died a true hero
>>46867739I salute you for your sacrifice OP you are truly special for your lack of faggotry today
>>46867714There's a reason nuclear tests were one of Vegas's first tourist attractions >>46867739Literal ashes?
>>46867739Nice job pulling off a Fingolfin, OP.
>>46867794Probably how he heals. Note it as a weakness
>>46867805DM bullshit. That is all.
>>46867739>can only be killed by a god>managed to wound himGood for you, OP.
>>46867794haunt him and if he eats you give him explosive diarrhea
>>46867813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo48YpNOesQ forgot the vid
>>46867830Eh, at this point this DMPC has gone full BBEG, which makes it more tolerable.Now the party has a ton of motivation to join together to kill him!
>>46867836Fuck invulnerability, you can kill anything with a big enough boom, op just didn't use a large enough yield.
>>46867794Anons can we poison ghosts and give them to the Knight?
>>46867861What's left of the party, one's ashes, the other's a decapitated head
>>46867861>>46867894How about that Level 1 Student Mage? He was the head student of the whole bunch, and probably soon to be leader of the refugees.
>>46867894Don't forget the sorcerer and cleric who both had a stake in this, plus the Wizard and Elf's new characters can tie into this.
Guys i need to step out, i need to relax a bit, do what you want with the thread, don't careI need to watch some asian milfscaptcha juice
>>46867334>posting during sessionsI'd prefer that he's making this up
>>46867925See ya next time, OP. I pray your refugees will be safe on their journey.>>46867921>inb4 he takes the title "The Dragon Reborn" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ts8cPScXM
>>46867945Does it matter? Fucking epic threads.>>46867925Enjoy OP
>>46867925Watch the asian milfs and have fun the good man, you deserve it. Now folks, lets find this mother fucking DM and BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! ANGRY MOB TIME!
>>46867925Take 5 OP, you've earned it.Kinda hard to tell if the GM is a dick, is bretty good, or was going to be a dick and rolled it into actually OK drama/BBEG moments
>>46867964I think Ride Into Obsession would be a better choice for Student Mage. He'll become powerful and dominate/liberate the world.
>>46867925RIPThese threads were fun. Enjoy OP.Any ideas what your next character will be?It's a shame you didn't have a clone factory in your own private demiplane.
>>46868011I'll get my hoe (the farming implement) and join you.Down with the DM, lets burn'em!
>>46867964>The Dragon RebornGod i love finding people who share my tastes, its days like this that make coming on Tg worth it. Thank you OP, come back some day and tell us what comes next, i will be lurking, waiting for the glorious return of The Headmaster.Please someone save this, archive it, put it on 1d4chan i don't care, this is a way better thread than half the stuff we hang on too.
>>46868063I was thinking he'd take up playing as the Head student that escaped with the townsfolk.
>>46868050Nice song choice
>>46867964>theres metal songs about my favourite book seriesThis is the best thread I've seen in months.
>>46868098That fits the storyline, but going from level 14 to level 1 in a level 14 party could be problematic.
I know I am late to the party, but what if... What if you defend towns like Ituralde defends towns when you know you've lost - long term urban guerilla combat. If you assume the town lost, you can ignore the walls and make it a more indirect fight. As long as you delay for long enough to allow the population to slip out in the night, you could fight a ground war in the streets and alleys for a long time.No stagnant wall defenders vs. besiegers stuff, turn their numbers into something that isn't an advantage.
>>46867964>"The Dragon Reborn">>46867925DO IT OP
>>46868127I actually started reading the wheel of time because of Blind Guardian. Power metal for the win!!
>>46868127And their second WoT song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmuvA8WBrSc>>46868142Well, that Level 1 student has a bunch of displaced people that are probably in need of a leader.
>>46868127You didn't know of the glory that is Blind Guardian and their Wheel of Time Album? Welcome to enlightenment.
>>46868165I fucking love all of you people I love you /tg/ and your awesome choices In music
>>46868334We love you too, even if we don't know you.
>>46868165>>46868224>>46868334Fuck it, might as well post the third song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RjG5Ggn_Q4
>>46868366Thank you anon. Suppose i'll contribute as well. These aren't metal, but as a wheel of time fan i appreciate them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpk-267X9bkBasically its some musicfags who took the various song lyrics from the books and did their own interpretations of them. some are pretty good, in this anons humble opinion.
I really have to finish WoT, halfway through the last book.
>>46868943I heard it's supposed to be good from friends and would like to get into the series too. How are you liking it so far anon?
>>46869217Well I have started the series a decade ago and picked it back up last year, and getting distracted from it again.It is overall good in my opinion, for me kind of the distilled fantasy story archetype. The beginning is good, then there is a phase were little happens and the character are occupied with prolonged suffering. This is the place most people jump off. But it picks up again after about two books.Many find the female characters irritating, but I never found them to be bad. It's likely because gender rolls are subtly different because of the setting history.High points are almost anything with Mat and Rand's descend into madness. Perin Chapter get tedious before the end but redeem themselves in the last two books again.Oh and when I talk about books I mean the German publications, think they are partitioned differently.*tugs braid*
>>46867925Better make a thread tomorrow! We were here all night and want a blow-by-blow conclusion! And please tell us your plans for the future because we're kind of invested in your game at this point.
I just love how this evolved from a battle plan detailing mundane methods to properly defend against a besieging enemy, then a play by play account of the events, and now a Wheel of Time discussion.
>>46869547Thank you sir I will have to catch it out one of these days. Hopefully I'll have the time to finish them.
>>46869605I second this
>>46869829It's been a good day and a good thread anon
>>46869605Oh definitely, I've been lurking since the start, I feel like I'm hungry to know more!
>>46870132Me too I've been here since the first thread and I just need to know how it ends
Op should be proud he held his line and no matter what happens these threads have been glorious. As a dm i am going to use some of the stuff i have seen here. We need to archive this for future players, I hope everyone is taking screen caps.
>>46870246I'm taking a few. But yeah the OP died like a proper Imperial Guardsman. Holding the line to his last breath. It makes me proud.
>>46870282https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbMI am pretty proud of op, his wizard died well and can go on to inspire future characters.
>>46870316What should we title his 1d4chan article? OP should not be forgotten. Not after this,not after the sacrifice he went through for his people. The people should remember him and his lessons of how not to be a faggot forever.
>>46870411Something involving the Headmaster
>>46870411"The Dragon Reborn" seems more appropriate for the Student Character.So maybe the Headmaster's Last Stand.
>>46870448Well someone will have to do it I have to sleep. Good night anons.
>>46870448I like headmasters last standI feel like he didn't die evil that doing what he did redeemed him.
I really hope op returns for story time to tell his final moments and everything else in detail.
>>46870593Yeah, we don't even know if he even made a speech or witty quip in his final moments.All we know is that all of his hopes and dreams ride upon his students and the people travelling with them into the unknown.
>>46870485SECONDING THIS, THE HEADMASTER SEEMED TO BE... GOOD IN THIS TALE. IF I WERE DM-ING I'D HAVE FLUFFED A LAST MINUTE ALIGNMENT CHANGE BEFORE HE DIEDIF THE PLAYER WAS COOL WITH THAT
>>46870485I like it. Who wants to compile screencaps/text?
>>46871136I remember an anon earlier offered to. Don't know if he's still hanging around. I don't know how to crop good and I've never tried to do anything in a wiki before. Agree with "Headmaster's Last Stand" though.
>>46871280I don't have the previous thread open, but if somebody has a link I could try screencapping.We might need a new thread to compile this though, since this one's almost dead.
>>46871411>>46840826Thanks man. And the archive stays up for a week so even if it's a rough job for now someone else could sort out a better version.
>>46870448Headmasters last stand is the best for this
>>46871411>>46871518Oh, and while he labelled his posts as Headmaster in this thread in that one he didn't so you might have to read through the whole thing again so you don't miss anything he said.
>>46871518>>46871551Alright. I'll try and get something together. If this thread dies while I'm working, be sure to set up a new one.
>>46871586It'll die soon. I'll wait until morning and make a thread if no one else does. Make it a thread to wait for him to return and I guess otherwise swap stories about experiences with games like this so it isn't just a cancerous "sit around for the writefag" kind of thing.
Glad to see OP got some sort of victory out of this.
And Capped.Sloppy job, since it's my first. Sorry.5 parts
>>46873029>>46873053>>46873080>>46873098And done. Sorry for quality, but I'm not really sure how to do these
>>46859280so Niv Mizzix, the Firemind basically?
>>46873115It's a little sloppy, but you're the only one who bothered to do it so goon on you! See you tomorrow for the (hopeful) conclusion! Good taste in theme btw
>>46874019Thanks. I might try and clean it up a bit. I would have added in more stuff other people said, but I wasn't sure what to include/disclude
>>46874100Eh, nothing big I can think to add. No one really said anything game changing. The number of people he responded to is indicative of the vast response at least. You did good.