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“BRRRROOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRR!” Uncle Eli says with almost a sneer as he looks down on everyone from the railing of the second floor the foyer.

“LIQU...” Uncle David starts to say before stopping. “Eli, get down from there!” Uncle David yells out.

“As if I will let you tell me what to do.” Uncle Eli shoots back.

Cecilia pulls on your arm to pull you close before asking in a low whisper, “Is this normal John?”

“It is.” you answer flatly.

You are John Smith, only know male IS pilot, currently watching your Uncle Eli's escapade. Uncle David and Uncle Ota are standing ready for a fight. Aunt Olga just sighed in resignation while Sunny is ignoring Uncle Eli. Jack is just shaking his head at the whole scene. Meanwhile, Cecilia, Rin and Houki are unsure of what is going on. Laura is passively watching the scene while Charlotte is fretting over this common family squabble.

“Boys will be boys.” Rose comments before a nervous laugh.

“John, do they always fight?” Charlotte asks, worry in her voice.

“Most of the time. They've have their sibling rivalry long before I was born.” you answer matter of factly.

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“NEPHEW! I see you are following your instincts.” Uncle Eli says happily, “You are following the path your genes are leading you. I approve of having so many beautiful women around you.”

Cecilia, Houki, Laura and Charlotte end up slightly blushing at Uncle Eli's comment. Rin just looks at you annoyed as she continuously pokes you.

“Now isn't the time for this Eli.” Uncle David interrupts.

“I have your back.” Uncle Ota adds as he takes out his smart phone to show Uncle David.

[]Ask Uncle Eli to stop. Don't want things to get any more crazy than they already are.
[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.
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>>47009566
>[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.
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>>47009566
Let our uncles handle this.
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>>47009566
>[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.
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>>47009566
>[]Ask Uncle Eli to stop. Don't want things to get any more crazy than they already are.
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>>47009566
[x]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.

Let the experts deal with this. While we just stare at him with absolute disapproval.
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>>47009566
>[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.

People who don't behave don't get breakfast.
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>>47009566
>[]Ask Uncle Eli to stop. Don't want things to get any more crazy than they already are.
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>>47009566
>[]Ask Uncle Eli to stop. Don't want things to get any more crazy than they already are.
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>>47009566
Voting closed.
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>>47009566
>[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.>>
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[]Let Uncle David and Uncle Ota stop Uncle Eli. They have a lot more experience dealing with Uncle Eli when he gets like this.


“I've always wondered how Uncle David and Uncle Ota deal with Uncle Eli when he gets this way.” you say to yourself.

“Are you sure that is safe? They look ready to fight each other.” Charlotte asks, still worried.

“I would like if they did not make a mess of the main foyer. I still have your mother and father to meet.” Cecilia adds with a slight huff.

“You heard them Hal.” Uncle David says with a smirk.

“I'm on it.” Uncle Ota replies as he starts to manipulate his smart phone.

“You wouldn't dare.” Uncle Eli responds with a menacing tone.

“John, you wouldn't happen to have a sturdy chair I can handcuff Eli to?” Uncle David asks as he produces a pair of handcuffs from his inventory.

“I think you have to have to get him down from there first.” you answer.

“I'm ready.” Uncle Ota says.

“This is your final warning Eli. Get down from there and we'll stop.” Uncle David warns.

“NEVER!” Uncle Eli yells out to their threat.

“The father of genetics is Gregor Mendel who discovered trait inheritance. Trait inheritance is the pattern in which traits of the parents are inherited to the offspring. Gregor Medel discovered this by his experiments with pea plants.” Uncle Ota begins to read from his phone.

“Now get down from there.” Uncle David adds.

“You're wrong! My genes are telling me the truth. And the truth is you're wrong.” Uncle Eli yells out.

“I have the best college and high school textbooks on biology and genetics on my phone. I could start reading this book on Genetics 101.” Uncle Ota threatens.

Uncle Eli visibly recoils on the threat.

“Now get down from there and greet everyone.” Uncle David tells him.

“Fine.” Uncle Eli replies annoyed.

“The normal way.” Uncle David adds.

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Uncle Eli relents and slightly jumps backwards off the railing onto the second floor's carpet. He then begrudgingly walks down the stairs to where everyone else is standing.

“Greetings Cecilia Alcott, Laura Bodewig, Charlotte Dunois, Houki Shinonono and Huang Lingyin. I am John's BEST UNCLE, Eli Smith.” Uncle Eli introduces himself before giving a proper bow.

“It is my pleasure.” Cecilia replies before giving a curtsy.

“Nice to meet you.” Charlotte says with a small wave.

“Hello.” Houki replies shyly.

“I can see where John gets the crazy.” Rin comments as she looks at you with a self-satisfied grin.

“Greetings.” Laura says briefly without letting go of your arm.

“So when is Mom and Dad going to show up?” you ask Uncle Eli.

“Yeah, I you were traveling with Will and Mary.” Uncle David adds.

“Oh that? I couldn't wait to meet the lovely ladies my nephew is ever so fond of, so I borrowed a speed boat to get here.” Uncle Eli answers with a smirk.

“You know Mary won't like that.” Jack comments.

You just shake your head at Uncle Eli's answer. Jack's right, Mom won't be too pleased with that but Dad will find it pretty funny.

“Dinner is about to be served.” Chelsea informs everyone here.

“Perfect timing, I'm starving.” Uncle David replies.

[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
[]Join then for dinner.
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>>47010813
>[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
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>>47010813
>[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
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>>47010813
>[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
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>>47010813
>[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
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>>47010813
[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas
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>>47010813
>[x]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas

Gotta make a good first impression before mom kills us for the whole harem thing.
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>>47010813
[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas

Best get dressed.
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>>47010899
>harem thing.
But our genes will survive.
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>>47010813
>[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas

We should probably give the girls some more time to get ready. They seemed really rushed earlier.
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>>47010813
Voting closed.
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>>47010980
Not if our mother kills us before we get to fill them up.
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[]Wait for Dad and Mom to arrive. And get changed, you are still in your pajamas.


“Start without me. I need to get changed first.” you tell everyone as you point out your pajamas.

“Best if you let your Mom think you're presentable. You wouldn't want her to think you're doing something else.” Uncle David comments.

“I wouldn't want to let her know just how little sleep you must get.” Jack jokes with you before Rose lightly pinches him.

“I'm sure she will understand you're just doing what is best for your genes.” Uncle Eli adds confidently.

“Then excuse me. I must do a little touching up.” Cecilia tells everyone.

“Come on Laura, we have to make sure we leave a good impression on John's parents.” Charlotte tells her.

“If you would excuse me too.” Houki adds after clearing her throat.

“Me too. I have to check first.” Rin says, sounding like she doesn't want to be left out.

“If you would please follow me to the dining room. You luggage will be taken to your room.” Chelsea says as she leads your family to the dining room.

You and the girls head down the hallway back to your rooms.

“Now make sure you wait for us. It would be improper if you didn't escort us when your parents arrive.” Charlotte tells you as Cecilia, Rin, Houki and Laura nod in agreement.

Then the girls head to their individual rooms while you head to your room to change. You quickly clean yourself up before putting on a pair of nice slacks and a button down shirt. You roll up your sleeves part way up to stay cool. Now that you are presentable, you wait outside your door for everyone else. First out of their rooms are Laura and Charlotte who just touched up their hair. Next out is Houki and Rin, who is wearing a small jacket. Houki quickly takes your free side once Laura was distracted. Cecilia is the last to come out wearing a shawl that matches her summer dress.

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Now that everyone is ready, you begin walk to the dining room to join your family. Along the way, your phone rings.

You quickly answer it to see your Dad has called you, “ Hey Dad.”

“Hey John. I called to let you know that we're just outside the mansion.” your Dad replies.

“Ok. By the way, did you know Uncle Eli is already here?” you ask.

“Yeah, I saw him sneak off to steal a speed boat. Your Mom isn't too happy about that.” your Dad answers rather calmly.

“Somehow, I think that won't be the end of it.” you reply, seeing that Charlotte, Houki, Rin, Cecilia and Laura are looking at you.

“That's too bad. But I'll make sure your Mom won't get too angry.” your Dad tells you.

“Thanks. We'll be waiting in the foyer for you.” you say before hanging up.

The walk back to the main foyer is quiet as everyone is nervous meeting your parents. You're quiet as you have to figure out how to explain things to your parents.

[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
[]Deflect at first to ease them into the idea that you are dating all of them.
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
Take it head-on, like a man.
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
Let's get this over with.
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>>47011736
>[x]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.

Brace for ramming speed!
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.

It's complicated to say the very least.
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.

Marriage is between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman...
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
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>>47011736
>[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.
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>>47011736
>[ ] ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
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>>47011736
Voting closed.
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[]Be honest and straight by telling them the truth.


There's no way out of this. The only thing to do is take responsibility for your actions and be honest to your parents, no matter the result. You steel yourself to answer your parents.

The quiet walk and resulting waiting in the main foyer bears down on you. Each minute grows longer and longer as you stand in silence waiting for your eventual end. Houki and Charlotte's grip on your arms grows tighter as they wait nervously with you. Cecilia and Laura pull on your shirt with each growing moment. Rin is looking back and forth from the doors nervously. Finally breaking the silence, both of the front doors are thrown wide open with a crash.

“It's everyone's favorite idol of peace, Paz, here to rescue you from a sibling fight.” your Mom says completely cheerful as she strikes an odd pose.

You aren't sure but you almost here a KIRA KIRA noise as she struck her pose.

“Hey Mom.” you reply almost meekly.

“Why is everyone so quiet? I thought if I did a cute introduction your girlfriend...” you Mom replies cheerfully before her tone turns cold.

Now she is just staring at you with an ice cold smile.

“There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.” you begin to explain, almost tripping over your words.

“Which is?” your Mom asks with her ice cold tone.

“The truth is I'm in love with them so I'm dating all of them.” you answer in one go.

“John, dear, what was the last thing I said to you?” your Mom asks you, not changing her tone.

Dad, where's the backup Dad? I need reinforcements right now. You can't even turn your head to look at everyone else's reaction for fear of angering your Mom even more.

“That you love me.” you answer trying to stay calm.

“Before that.” you Mom demands.

“To make sure I take care of myself when I am in Japan.” you answer again.

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“It looks like you forgot what I told you. I wonder if your Uncles mix things up with you again.” your Mom coolly says without any change in her tone.

“Mother, please understand that...” Cecilia nervously says before she is stopped by your Mom.

“Cecilia, please wait until I am done with John.” your Mom says switching back to her cheerful tone.

“Yes.” Cecilia replies weakly.

“John. Didn't I teach you proper manners and to not take advantage of girls.” you Mom tells you, “Especially the ones you will meet when you transfer to Japan.”

“Yes.” you reply, unable to say anything else to your Mom.

“Then why are you taking advantage of the 5 girls here?” you Mom says with a completely cold tone.

Not good. She almost never takes this tone unless you really screwed up in her eyes. It must have been years since she has talked to you like this. The only time she was like this was when you almost took a Metal Gear for a joy ride. She kept her eyes on you making sure you knew why that was wrong. It sends a shiver up your spine just remembering that.

“But. But he hasn't done anything like that to us. If anything he has been good to us. Before, I was always angry and alone. But when I met John, he showed that I didn't have to be that way. That things didn't have to be that way for me.” Houki answers honestly, speaking from her heart.

“If it wasn't for John, I wouldn't have been saved by him. I know that by being by his side I am happy and can feel at peace.” Charlotte says softly as she takes your hand and holds it close to her.

“John told me he would protect no matter what happened. That my birth and life mattered, it mattered to him.” Laura says with a calm tone as she looked straight at your Mom.

“John is the only one I want by my side. There is simply no one else that I want to stand by.” Cecilia announces, loud enough so that everyone hears her.

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>>47012841
>Paz is our mom.
what
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“Take advantage of me? That's just silly. He's my partner. And there is no way he would take advantage of me.” Rin states. “And if he did, I would smack him til he has some sense in his head.” Rin adds raising up her fist.

Your Mom levels her eyes at you for a moment that lasted far too long.

“Well good thing we'll be here for a while. I'll be able to have a nice long chat with each of you.” you Mom says returning to her cheerful tone.

“Sorry I'm late, the chauffeur insisted on taking all of the luggage and I didn't want to give this up.” your Dad says as he pats a large and heavy duffel bag.

[]REINFORCEMENTS. Have Dad calm down Mom to a more manageable level.
[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.
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>>47012884
>[]REINFORCEMENTS. Have Dad calm down Mom to a more manageable level.
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>>47012863
>The only time she was like this was when you almost took a Metal Gear for a joy ride.

Only in the smith family can there be a childhood memory like that.

>Paz is mom

Mind blown.

>>47012884
>[x]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.
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>>47012884
>[]REINFORCEMENTS. Have Dad calm down Mom to a more manageable level.

im gonna be real with you con i did not see Johns mom being Paz coming at all
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>>47012884
>[]REINFORCEMENTS. Have Dad calm down Mom to a more manageable level.
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>>47012884
>[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.

Wow, thanks for leaving me to fend for myself dad. That totally wasn't intentional right?
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>>47012884
>[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.
>Paz our mom.
How!? What don't answer that!
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>>47012884
>[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.
Sorry uncle ELi
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>our mom is a bombslut
Fuck
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>>47012958
>bombslut
In another time and place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUuAO0eOwx0
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>>47012884
[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.

WE SHOULD HAVE BUGGED OUT OF THE MERGE EARLIER BUDDY
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>>47012884
Voting closed.
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>>47013003
Once a bombslut, always a bombslut, spacetime be damned.
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>>47012884
Retreat!
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>>47013059
That's no way to talk about your Mom. Just because in one universe that may have happened doesn't mean your Dad didn't flip her to your Grandpa's side on Mother Base. Which let her be a key piece of intel to stop Cipher from taking over the US and let Grandpa win the first fight between Big Boss and Cipher.
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>>47013150
Traitors are to be shot, not married.
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>>47013150
>talk about your Mom
O come on this is our head?

>Grandpa win the first fight between Big Boss and Cipher.
Huh? Grandpa, Grandpa and Cipher?
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Reminder that Skull Face did nothing wrong.
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>>47013208
Royal we. And Grandpa may have not been the only person to land the final blow against Cipher in the following conflicts. Remember the conflict between Big Boss and Cipher was also and ideological fight of Big Boss' ideals versus Cipher's ideals.
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>>47013150
how did Chico take to not getting Paz

or did Chico not exist in this universe
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>>47013481
>Chico gets cucked and kills himself
Good ending in my book.
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>>47013481
Man I can't believe our mom is Paz!
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>>47013509
thats Huey's thing
>>47013518
nor can i
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>>47013518
The real question is if she still has the dress for fun times with hubby.
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>my idol of love and peace got married
Absolutely disgusting

But seriously, I did not see this coming, yet it makes so much sense
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>>47013748
>>47013798
There is a Oreimo joker in here, somewhere I just know.
I can't believe...
A Idol...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGP8iwpWiY
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[]TACTICAL RETREAT. Let's get them to the dining room so there is something else to talk about.


Time for a tactical retreat. No point in further angering your Mom over things.

“I'm sure both of you are hungry and tired. Everyone else is already in the dining room having dinner.” you say to start your retreat.

“Dinner sounds great. Now come along, we wouldn't want everyone to wait.” you Dad says as he pushes your Mom to follow.

“Excellent, now do not be afraid to ask for anything. The catering staff I hired came highly recommended.” Cecilia adds confidently.

“I could go for some steak right now. I didn't have any of the airplane food so I'm starving.” your Dad replies as he continues to push your Mom along.

Your pace is slow as Mom didn't exactly want to change the subject. Thankfully, your Dad was able to soothe her anger along the way. Everyone was still a bit on edge, unsure on how your Mom would react to any of their actions. They ended up staying very close to you in case your Mom did something.

You finally reach the dining room to see Jack and Sunny play sword fighting with their butter knives. Aunt Olga and Rose are happily talking while Uncle David, Uncle Eli are going back on forth on something with Uncle Ota mediating things.

“There you two are.” Uncle David says, noticing them.

He then looks at your group, seeing how on edge you all are.

“That rough, huh?” Uncle David says to himself. “Well, surprise Paz, you're going to have a lot of daughter-in-laws.” Uncle David adds calmly.

“And lots of grandchildren, SISTER.” Uncle Eli

“We were waiting for you since we all know how you are about manners.” Jacks comments as he stops play fighting with Sunny.

“You knew.” your Mom accuses them.

“Well, it's not like we all took bets on who John would pick first to bed.” Uncle Ota comments.

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Dad, Jack, Uncle David and Uncle Eli stares daggers at Uncle Ota. They are all visibly angry at his slip of the tongue.

“What? We were not taking bets at all about anything of John's love life.” Uncle Ota asks, trying to recover.

“Husband, sit down and get ready to eat.” Aunt Olga tells her husband.

Uncle Ota realizes he is losing, listens to his wife and takes a seat next to her.

Now that your Mom is distracted with lecturing your uncles, the girls form a huddle around you.

“Why is your mother calling herself 'Paz' instead of 'Mary'?” Cecilia asks, in a low voice so only the huddle hears it.

“It's short for Pacifica. The Mary bit is a cover name because of something that happened before I was born.” you answer matching Cecilia's volume.

“Was it anything terrible?” Charlotte asks, a touch of concern in her voice..

“The story Uncle David and Uncle Eli told me is this: Back before I was born, Dad and my Uncles were working with Grandpa. Grandpa ended up hiring Mom as they were low on staff. Dad was completely smitten by her so they got along great. But unknown to anyone at the time, was that Mom was raised by Grandpa's nemesis. But as Mom stayed and worked with everyone, she ended up loving it here. And because of the love between my Mom and Dad, she defected to Grandpa's side. What she told them was the key piece in fighting against Grandpa's nemesis. Unfortunately, due to the betrayal, Mom had to go into hiding and get her name changed. So that is why her name on her driver's license is Mary but everyone calls her Paz.” you answer.

“How terrible.” Houki comments, sad at such a past event.

“It's worse than I thought. Everyone in your family is certifiably insane.” Rin adds.

You shoot a look at Rin before she stares back at you, not relenting.

“Anyway, what's for dinner?” you ask as you break from the huddle.

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“John, we will not have dinner until your Grandfather arrives.” you Mom chides you. “And Eli, we will talk later about you borrowing a speed boat.” you Mom adds, looking at Uncle Eli.

“My GENES told me to do it.” Uncle Eli replies.

“Then your genes are telling you to return the speedboat.” you Mom says, going back to her ice cold tone.

“Yes. But after dinner.” Uncle Eli replies, taking a seat a bit away from where your Mom is standing.

“I think the Old Man wouldn't mind if we started eating before him.” Uncle David says after taking his seat.

“That is not proper manners. We will wait.” you Mom says with a stern tone.

“Then no need to wait for me. I'm already on my second steak.” Grandpa says as he is contently munching on a baked potato on the end of his fork.

“Looks like we are all here. Time to eat.” Uncle David says with a smile.

“Before we eat, there is something I want to say.” Jack announces to the room.

He pause and takes Rose's hand.

“Dad already knows but Rose and I are engaged.” Jack tells everyone.

Everyone erupts congratulating the two of them. Chelsea quickly hands out champagne for everyone. Until Grandpa drops another bomb.

“I don't think you should have any Paz.” Grandpa says.

“You mean because of that?” you Mom asks with a smile.

“Yes.” Grandpa answers flatly.

Everyone turns to look at your Mom with a puzzled look.

“I didn't want to say since Rose and Jack just announced their engagement, but I'm pregnant. Teehee~~” your Mom answers with a light flirty tone.

[]Panic
[]REALLY PANIC
[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.

we have transcended above fear an anger; we are calm
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>>47014127
>[]Panic
We need a distraction!
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.

One, Two and now where three?
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>>47014127
>panic
Just to see what its like
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.

For all our sakes it'd be be a girl. We can try and pass it off as only applying to us when the secret gets out. Mom cannot get medical checkups outside of company controlled hospitals.
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.
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>>47014181
>Fear and Fury
Pain, Joy, Sorrow and the End as will.
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>>47014127
[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.

OOOOOOOOh lordy.
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>>47014127
>[x]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.

Just like Big boss to start eating while everyone's distracted.
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>>47014127
>[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.
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>>47014127
Voting closed.
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>>47014127
MGSIII 1964.
Calorie Mate first released in 1983.

Stable time loop?
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[]Stay calm, completely calm that you will soon have a little brother or sister. Completely calm that your girlfriends will totally not try and make babies with you calm.


Stay calm. So very calm. So absolutely calm that the intense stares of the girls will not get to you. That their stares of desires do not affect you. That their wants of children with you do not affect your dinner. The steak that has been expertly grilled and just the perfect medium rare will fill your thoughts as you enjoy dinner.

“John.” Cecilia says ever so sweetly.

“Hmm?” you ask, completely ignoring the almost lustfully wanting in her eyes.

“Do you think a boy or girl would be perfect for our first child?” Cecilia asks with the same sweet tone.

“That's a bit premature Cecilia. John would like it if we got married first.” Charlotte counters with a sweet smile.

“There is no need. John and I are already married.” Laura states calmly.

“Umu. Good thing he has already met my Aunt. Getting your families' approval is important in courtship.” Houki interjects with a matter of fact tone.

“Sweetheart, could you explain what they are talking about.” your Mom demands with a calm tone.

“Nothing unusual. I met Houki's aunt when we went on a date during a festival. Charlotte and I had Uncle George help when writing her Candidate Rep contract. It has a stipulation about her marriage and children not required to be French. Cecilia is the heiress of the Alcott fortune, so children are important thing to plan for. And Laura's support staff told her that the relationship we have is as a husband and wife.” you explain.

“I see.” you Mom replies cool, calm tone.

“Cecilia, I have to thank you for this. I couldn't have imagined something like this for the announcement of my engagement.” Rose tells Cecilia gratefully.

“We are in your debt.” Jack adds.

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“There is no need to worry about such a trifling thing. It is natural I would help my boyfriend's family.” Cecilia replies proudly.

“Even then, this is too much. I really am grateful.” Rose adds.

“There is no need. I'm sure we will have more enjoyable times like this.” Cecilia happily states. “Isn't that right John?” Cecilia asks with a knowing sidelong glance.

“Naturally, I am your knight.” you reply with a smile.

“It sounds like you haven't been telling me everything.” you Mom says, her voice starting to turn cold.

“There's nothing to worry about dear. John has been responsible without us looking over his shoulder.” your Dad replies after taking a bite of his steak.

“Yeah, he is no where as bad as the four of us.” Uncle David comments.

“He's just doing the natural thing and following his instincts.” Uncle Eli adds.

“When we were his age, we were busy pranking each other with flashbangs in the shower.” your Dad replies smiling.

“Or the duels with tasers.” Uncle Eli adds.

“Don't even get me started on George and his sword fights.” Uncle David reminisces.

“I was the one with the headaches.” Grandpa says with an annoyed tone.

“I know, why don't you tell us a story about when John was younger.” Charlotte suggests sweetly.

“I would love to hear a story about John's childhood.” Cecilia adds.

“I'm also intrigued.” Houki comments.

“Something embarrassing and funny.” Rin suggests with an eager grin.

[]NOPE. Not going to let that happen.
[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.

i also want to hear this for personal reasons
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.
>>47015282
>you explain.
I can hear the forming stomach ulcer.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>47015296
>[x]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.

I wonder if it's the time he tried taking Metal Gear for a ride.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.

>Remember that time John had to wrestle the bear cub? What a hoot.

I can only see good things.
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>>47015296
Voting closed.
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>>47015296
>[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.

It can't be worse than having to ex-filtrate from a building full of jealous girls.

Charlotte, the first kid will be Facebook Gilbert.
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Man its just one bomb after another tonight

ohh look our mom is Paz

also she's pregnant
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>>47015508
>It can't be worse than having to ex-filtrate from a building full of jealous girls.
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>>47015508
How the fuck did I type facebook into that ffs
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>>47015521
>she's giving birth to a bomb
Not surprised desu
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>>47015621
well played anon
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>>47015621
>giving birth
Mom was just bombastic.
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[]Let them hear a story. Not like anything really confidential story will be told.


“Let's see, what about be a good story.” your Dad says as he is lost in thought. “There was that one time he decided to play hide and seek on base.” your Dad begins to reminisce.

“That's not a good story. He was missing for 5 days before we found him.” your Mom comments with an annoyed tone.

“Paz, it was perfect. He was able to evade everyone's searching. It took us two days to realize he was still on base because the inventory invoices were written in green crayon.” Uncle Eli states proudly.

“And that was only after you got everyone to stop working and start searching all over the base for him.” Uncle David adds.

“John has talent. It took an entire day for DD and me to find him in the maintenance pylon of the Secondary Factory Island.” Grandpa finishes.

“That explains why John is really good at hiding. John's IS support crew under Ms Foss couldn't find him for an entire week.” Charlotte comments.

“I'm still the hide and seek champion whenever we play.” you add proudly.

“There was that time John hide in my jeep during one of my hunting trips” Grandpa says thinking out loud. “When I found him in the back seat, he was already playing with a gray wolf pup. He ended up wanting to keep it.” Grandpa continues.

“It was cute and it would listen to my orders.” you retort.

“And then you tried to tame a black bear cub.” Grandpa replies.

“You were capturing animals for the zoo, so I thought I would help. And we really got along, he would ride on my back before we had to send them all to the zoo.” you state.

“That's besides the point. At least the mother bear was already tranqed by the time you got there.” Grandpa says.

“What happened to wolf pup?” Houki asks.

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“We kept the pup with the mother and father gray wolf. John was sad he couldn't keep the pup but he didn't want to break up the family either.” Grandpa answers.

“It was a shame your mother caught you before you could take the 'company car' for a joy ride.” Uncle Eli fondly reminisces. “It would have been a joy to behold to see you following in my footsteps.” Uncle Eli adds proudly.

“That was you?” Mom asks with a truly cold tone.

“It build character did it not?” Uncle Eli counters.

Unfortunately for him, Grandpa, Uncle David, Aunt Olga, Jack and Mom are staring daggers at him. Dad is cracking up at their reactions while Uncle Ota is just shaking his head.

“Why don't you tell a story Paz?” Dad asks, trying to keep himself from laughing.

Your Mom thinks for a bit before saying, “John did have that phase were he would run around shirtless around the house. He would wear a pot on his head saying he was camouflaging himself.”

“Please tell me more.” Rin asks, eager for more details.

Wait a minute. Not that story.

“He would run around the house saying he was on a 'Virtuous Mission' and saving the world from communist cookies that were trying to escape him. And the time limit he had to eat them was before dinner to save the world.” Mom replies.

“No more please.” you ask as you start to feel embarrassment on your face.

“Do you have any pictures of that? I bet John was really cute doing that.” Charlotte asks, now eager for details.

“Looking at John's baby pictures would be great.” Houki adds, looking forward to your Mom's answer.

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“Yes, anything that would embarrass John.” Rin says while wearing an eager grin.

“No, please.” you plead.

“Sorry, I don't have the photo albums with me here. But since you are all apparently visiting our home later, I could show them to you.” Mom answers, slightly dejectedly.

“Paz, what are you talking about? I set up an album on our private sever as backup. You can access them here.” Uncle Ota tells her as he hands your Mom his phone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

All the girls quickly get up and head to your Mom's side to see embarrassing baby and childhood photos. At least this steak is good enough to help heal your heart. And the baked potatoes are good too.
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And that's it for this thread. Next time you get to spend quality time with your family and see what Cecilia has planned.
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Thanks for running Conflict. It was a good thread. See you lot next time.
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>>47016202
thanks for running
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>>47016202
Thanks for the thread!
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>>47016202
Thanks as always for running, Conflict see you next weekend.
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And archived.
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>>47016202
Thanks a bunch



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