>>47023281
>> [INTENSIFY PANIC]

>>47023281
> [PANIC INTERNALLY]

>>47023281
> [PANIC EXTERNALLY]

>>47023281
>> [PANIC INTERNALLY]

> [PANIC WITHOUT BORDERS]

“You all don’t understand! She could be giving me an NJP for not declaring I was on vacation!” Winona holds up your Officer’s Pad, showing that you did indeed declare you were on vacation. “W- well maybe she wants to punish me for not reporting my hours!” She slides to a set of rules indicating that Officers on vacation do not report hours of work. “You-“

“Calm down,” she says, placing the Pad into your backpack. “Look, come what may, just take it like the woman you are. Who knows, maybe it’ll be something good!”

“As if!” You pull your backpack on. “Later guys. If there is a later,” you mutter. They happily wave goodbye to you, giggling in mocking shame of you being so panicky about a topic that MUST be so unimportant as to demand your attention on the bridge.

-

-

“Ensign!” Captain Amy Spruance and her XO, along with a few other Naval Studies students meet with you on the bridge. You actually recognize Lieutenant McLean being amongst them, smiling warmly at you. “You’re…” She blinks, pulling up her sleeve to check her watch. “… 10 minutes early!”

You nod. “Yes, ma’am.” Don’t mention punishments, you’ll only make punishments worse if you do.

“Well, good, that’ll make this easier for me,” she says. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT- “Ensign, this is your new Personal Assistant, Denise Spunkmeyer.” A freshman student steps up to you, clipboard in hand. She’s just as short as Captain Spruance, with fluffy blonde hair and green eyes, but notably having quite the chest. Hm, very big actually. “Yeoman Spunkmeyer here is going to be assigned to you.”

“Oh?” You blink. Um. Is she like… loud or something? “Why?”

[1/2]

>>47023889
[2/2]

“Lieutenant McLean personally recommended you for promotion to Rank Three,” says Captain Spruance. Oh. Oh! You look over at McLean, who happily nods to you. Did she? What did you do to deserve this? “Normally, it takes months for those in the lower ranks to ascend, but you’ve caught our eye and we believe that you may have something special for us in that brain of yours.”

“Oh.” You nod. “Y- yes, I am fully prepared to do anything and everything for LGA, ma’am.”

“Good,” says Captain Spruance. “Take some time to get to know Spunkmeyer here. You’re not promoted just yet. This week will be your evaluation to see if what Lieutenant McLean says is true or not, okay?” You nod quickly. “Good. Daily jobs will be with you in a bit, hold tight.” Captain Spruance walks over to her chair, then sits her butt down.

Denise Spunkmeyer brushes some stray locks out of her eyes. “Junior Yeoman Denise Spunkmeyer!” She offers her hand to you, and you shake it politely. “I hear a lot about ya, ma’am and lemme just say I am all about your work ethic and everything that you dare stand for, I do declare!” She grins happily. “I hope we will get to know each other very well!”

> RETAINER UNLOCKED: Yeoman Denise Spunkmeyer – Personal Asssistant

> Note: You have now unlocked a RETINUE. RETAINERS will have special bonuses and be able to perform duties for you which may be out of your reach logistically.

> Currently, Yeoman Spunkmeyer has no special bonuses. She may unlock some later given some growth and a bit of TLC.

She smiles happily. “So, are you ready for today’s jobs, ma’am?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>47023904
>Polite

>>47023904
>> Polite

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>>47023904
> Polite

Absolutely. No problems at all.

>>47023904
>Boast
BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHYTAILED

>>47023904
> Polite

>>47023932
>>/trash/

>>47023904
> Polite

> Polite

“As ready as I can be, hopefully we can make a good pair working together, Yeoman.”

“Oh, yes, ma’am!” She nods happily. “Lieutenant McLean was very flattering when she spoke of you.” Really? “She told me of your intense work ethic, your cool demeanor and your…” She motions to your chest. “… startling beauty.” You look over at McLean, who giggles quietly to herself as hears that. Very fucking funny. “But! Let me fill you in my role.”

“Do please enlighten me,” you say.

“As your personal assistant, I aim to be the little miss for the big miss. Anything tedious or made difficult due to time and location, I can do for you. I fill out reports, I make food runs, er… I assist in job duties and other stuff as well. Basically, anything you need to do but don’t want to do, I can do for ya, to the best of my ability,” she explains. Alright, that’s good. Maybe it’ll take a load off your shoulders having a personal assistant.

“Well, that’s good, thank you,” you say. You look over to Lieutenant McLean. “And thank you, Lieutenant McLean.”

“I just call it as I see it, beau,” McLean says with a smirk.

Captain Spruance looks back from her chair. “Zumwalt! Your new jobs are in and you’re out of vacation days, get to work!”

> LOGISTICS: Mail delivery to Senior Dorms
> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty
> LOGISTICS: Garbage Collection Services

>>47024293
> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty

>>47024293
>LOGISTICS: Garbage Collection Services

Learn how the ship works. Hopefully we're not just dumping it overboard.

>>47024293
> LOGISTICS: Mail delivery to Senior Dorms

>>47024293
>> LOGISTICS: Mail delivery to Senior Dorms

>>47024293
>> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty

>>47024293
>> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty

>>47024293
> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty

> LOGISTICS: Tram conductor and driver duty

-

-

LGA’s underground transit system was put into place after demands by students claiming that commute times were insufferable, and that there needed to be a new system in place other than the buses. You’re not sure how much you agree, but regardless there is now a subway tram and trolley carts on LGA’s streets to carry students around everywhere.

And today, you, Denise, and several other students were going to be part of that.

> TODAY’S SHIFT: 30 STUDENTS

“Right.” The Tram Conductor was an old man, with a funny little moustache and near permanently squinted eyes. “Usage of the tram is simple. I’m sure you’ve all been through the exams that got you here. So, let me make this as quick as possible. We try to keep things in a margin of error of about 3 minutes. Any longer, and you’ll be put on report.” Yikes. “Now, Ensign Zumwalt.” You blink. “Where shall you assign yourself?”

> Driving a tram
> Taking tickets and conducting
> Supervising
> Other

>>47024953
>> Supervising

Officers provide Eye Power

>>47024953
>> Supervising

>>47024953
> Driving a tram
FUCK YEAH

>>47024953
>> Supervising

>>47024953
> Taking tickets and conducting

>>47024953
> Driving a tram

>>47024953
>Supervising

>>47023904
>Spunkmeyer
>Spunk
I'll shoot some spunk

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>>47025288

"You ranked up. Here's your very own oppai loli."
Damn son. I wonder how the highest ranks look like.

> Supervising

“Welcome to the Public Transit Control Room,” says one of the student transit operators. It was like something out of a spy movie, a huge monitor mapping out the entirety of LGA and its public transit routes, and in its light were several dozen rows of computers monitoring trams, buses, taxis, and everything related to public transit. “Here we monitor everything regarding public transportation aboard LGA. Is there anything you’d like to know?”

“Nope, I’m good,” you say.

“Very well!” The student transit operator motions you to sit down at a console. By your side, Spunkmeyer keeps her clipboard close and an eye directly on you. “Your duty today will be directing subway tram traffic in Block C. Your duty is very simple, make sure there are no blockages in the tunnels, that all trams are functional, and that shifts are rotated regularly at your discretion.”

“Thank you,” you say. The transit operator leaves you. “Okay…” You place your hands gently on the keyboard in front of you, then pull on an earpiece. The microphone in front of you is noted to be on by that blinking red light. You watch your monitor intensely, as trams are pulling into their stations and students and staff begin boarding.

…

Wow. They weren’t kidding, this is simple. You look over at Denise, and she gives you a pair of thumbs up. Aw, thanks, Denise.

Suddenly, you get a flashing blue light. You turn your monitor over to see that there is indeed a blockage in one of the active tunnels in Block C. Looks like some metal panels fell from the ceiling.

> Dispatch repair crews very quickly to get it out of the way.
> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.
> Eh, it’s just a couple of panels, it’ll blow right through.
> Other

>>47025551
> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

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>>47025551
> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

Safety first! And ramming is not safety!

>>47025551
> Eh, it’s just a couple of panels, it’ll blow right through.
What could go wrong?

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/qst/ is that way

>>47025551
>> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

>>47025551
>Dispatch repair crews very quickly to get it out of the way.
Remember, 3 minutes of delay and our head will roll.

>>47025661
>>>/trash/
Back to your containment board.

>>47025551
> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

>>47025736
but we can't endanger the the repair team and the tram full of students.

> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

>>47025736
It's a report, not suspension, it would rather make Elo look good to take it carefully.

> Delay transit until a repair crew removes the blockage.

You flick on a switch, patching you through to Tram #33 that will be using that tunnel. “#33, please hold your passengers in station. There is a blockage in the tunnel, I am dispatching repair crews to fix it.”

“Alright,” says the Tram driver. “How long?”

“Shouldn’t be longer than two minutes,” you say.

> THREE HOURS LATER <

You sit there seething in your own embarrassment and shame as the Tram boss, several transit operators, Denise, and even a few Naval Studies Officer stand over your shoulder. On the monitor now was not one repair crew, but five crews of ten students ripping out the entire tunnel ceiling. Turns out it wasn’t just a few loose panels falling out, it was also several heavy duty electrical cables from the 1960s being shaken loose from the trams rushing by.

The Tram boss places his hand on your shoulder, nodding. “You did a good thing, Zumwalt. Someone could’ve gotten hurt.” You sigh, checking your watch. You hope whoever isn’t using that tram needed to go somewhere important. He looks around. “Lunch break everybody. Disperse, come on, come on.” All the students crowding around start leaving.

Except for Denise, who happily smiles at you. “Shall I head upstairs and grab you a lunch?”

> “Yeah, get me something big.”
> “No, no, I brought my own.”
> “Yeah, just get something small.”
> Other

>>47026014
But of course.

> “Yeah, just get something small.”

>>47026014
>> “Yeah, just get something small.”

>>47026014
> “Yeah, get me something big.”

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>>47026014
>“No, no, I brought my own.”
> Other
But get yourself something

>>47026014
>“Yeah, get me something big.”
"That way we'll get to share."
Wasn't a Final Destination scene based around a subway?

>>47026014
> “Yeah, just get something small.”

>>47026014
> “Yeah, just get something small.”


>You hope whoever isn’t using that tram needed to go somewhere important.
WTF, GS

>>47026248
If I were stuck in the tubes for three hours I'd sink the boat in revenge too. But it was justified this time.

>>47026248
> You hope whoever is using that tram didn't need to go somewhere important.

My word choices aren't great today, sorry.

>>47026293
More coffee!

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>>47026334
> Coffee

Unfortunately anon, I don't drink coffee. And if I do, I need to shitloads of sweetener and sugar to it to make it palatable.

>>47026356
Tea?

>>47026356
>I need to shitloads of sweetener and sugar to it to make it palatable.
What are you, Nanako?
Daddy I want it black!

>>47026014
>> “Yeah, get me something big.”
I always feel better when I eat like a pig

>>47026397
Mostly only asian herbal teas and even then that's very rare. I don't think I've ever actually had stuff like Darjeeling or Rosehip.

>>47026438
I take my coffee until it's light brown and sweet like my cute girls.

> “Yeah, just get something small.”

“Sure, just get me something small,” you ask. She nods, immediately heading off. Wait. Oh fuck, you didn’t specify- Too late, she’s gone, damn it. She’s fast, that’s for sure. You switch away from the monitor overseeing the tunnel refurbishment (another operators will watch over it) and continue monitoring other trams in their-

“I’m back!” You flinch, and look to see Denise placing a bag of Chick-Fil-A on your desk along with a large soda. You gently open the bag to see some waffle fries, a chicken burger, and some packets of ketchup. “There you go, a fresh meal from Chick-Fil-A!’

“That was only five minutes,” you say.

“I know, they got excellent service!” she says. That-… that’s not wrong. She holds up a milkshake and suckles hard on it. “Mmm, good milkshake too, had time to buy this for myself.”

“Right…” You turn your head back to the monitors. Still nothing out of the ordinary to report. You pull out your lunch and start eating.

You blink. Then look back to see Denise still standing there. She smiles happily at you.

> “Um. You can sit down.”
> Go back to work, she’s fine.
> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”
> Other

>>47026501
> “Um. You can sit down.”

>>47026501
> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

>>47026501
>> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

>>47026501
> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

Let's be sociable

>>47026501
>“Um. You can sit down.”
"Want some?"

>>47026501
>“Um. You can sit down.”

>>47026501
> Go back to work, she’s fine.

>>47026501
>Darjeeling
You should try it, assuming you find it. It truly DOES deserve its reputation as the Champagne of teas. That, said,

>>47026501
>> “Um. You can sit down.”
>> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

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>>47026800
I can see why.

>>47026815
All I can see is butt.

>>47026815
But why does she have a muffin top?

> “Um. You can sit down.”
> “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

“You can sit down.” She nods, taking a seat and sitting down. “So, is this your first time being a personal assistant?”

She shakes her head. “As a Yeoman, before you can be considered for the position, you have to take special internship classes in middle school. I’ve shadowed other PAs beforehand studying their position.”

“Any celebrities?” you ask.

“Nah, mostly just corporate execs,” she says. “But one day, one day, I’ll get to be a personal assistant to a celebrity like Chris Evans or Jennifer Lawrence or maybe even a baseball player!” She pats her cheeks, grinning at the thought. “Heehee! But I guess I can settle for you, ma’am!”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” you ask.

“Aw, nothin’!” Hmph. You bite down on a crispy waffle fry. Nothing doing. “But really, I love the work! I love getting to help people! I don’t find any stress out of it at all!” So she says, you know you’d go crazy taking orders 24/7.

Anyway, there’s still a job to do.

-

-

> JOB COMPLETE

You and Denise leave the public transit world and step out into the fresh air of the upper deck. “Right, ma’am, I already have your schedule coordinate with mine. You have Tankery practice in about an hour. Then after that, you should have a little bit of free time.” You nod. Okay, okay, that’s good. “Where shall we go today, ma’am?”

> The Tankery HQ
> Embark on a Subquest (Which?)
> Call up someone to hang out
> Other

>>47026975
> The Tankery HQ

>>47026975
>> The Tankery HQ

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>>47026975
> The Tankery HQ

See what's happening at the hangar

>>47026975
>> The Tankery HQ

>>47026975
>The Tankery HQ

>>47026975
> The Tankery HQ

>>47026975
>> Embark on a Subquest (Which?)
Buying Happiness..


Whatever happened to earning cash ?

>>47026975
>>47027177
Anon makes a good point, I can back it (in vain but hey).

>>47026975
>>47027177
Sounds good

> The Tankery HQ

-

-

You’re about 30 minutes early for practice. Even then though, you see something you didn’t think you’d see in a while. Paint cans and spray paint. You look to see the Poles painting a new name for their Pershing “Sokol” on the side of the hull along with repainting the white wings on the side of the turret as well.

The Etiquette Club meanwhile was busy sipping tea, already having painted a new name on their tank. “James.”

The Junior Historians also painted on a new name for their Panzer III as they sit around playing cards. “Frederick the Great.” (or probably just Frederick)

Your own crew hasn’t come by actually, hm. You look around to see Griselda apparently in the middle of being interviewed by Kit Blumenthal, NATO reporter. She looks over, then smiles and waves her fingers at you. You wave back. “She’s cute,” says Denise.

Hm. You got time.

> Paint a name on your tank, before your crew gets here.
> Talk with Griselda and Kit
> Talk with one of the Crews (Which?)
> Other

>>47027400
> Paint a name on your tank, before your crew gets here.

>>47027400
>> Talk with Griselda and Kit
Naming is a Team decision

>>47027400
>> Talk with Griselda and Kit

>>47027400
> Talk with Griselda and Kit

And ask our team about naming our tank when they get here

>>47027400
> Talk with Griselda and Kit

Does nobody ever read the Situation pastebin for side-quests?

or is there just a lack of urgency to do side-quests in this sequel?

>>47027400
> Talk with one of the Crews (Which?)

I don't really know my way around the teams. Just pick a team at random.

>>47027563
I read them, but an hour isn't much time to get things done.

>>47027400
>Talk with Serafina
I know nothing will come from the votes now. But I do think we should bond with our future junior more.

> Talk with Griselda and Kit

“Miss Blumenthal, Griselda.” You smile, walking up to them. They smile back happily, apparently finishing up the interview. “It’s nice to see you again, Miss Blumenthal.”

“Pleasure is all mine, Elodie! Griselda was just telling me about how this is really your first time taking these tanks out for a spin,” she explains. “You’re a real natural if this is really your first time ever commanding a tank.”

“Well, I mean, I study,” you modestly say.

Griselda huffs. “So she says. But I reckon that Elodie just has a good crew to boot too, I imagine she’ll continue to impress.” You swell a little in pride. Today has been a really good day for your ego. “Anyway, Kit, did you want to interview Ellie at all?”

“Oh, I’ll wait until after practice,” she says. “Actually, I’m here too to cover J. Walter Christie’s visit to LGA on Friday.” Oh? They’re visiting? “Perrine Hobart’s gonna try and convince Gertrude Pool to break out into the Unlimited program I hear. LGA’s got the money for it, they could definitely do it.”

“I’d prefer not to,” Griselda mutters. “Off the record of course.” Kit gives her a thumbs up. “Good, good. We’ll start practice soon, Ellie. How about you get to naming your tank with your crew?” You look back to see your four crew members arriving, with Ingrid apparently not looking very happy.

> - 40 MORALE TO INGRID

“Thanks, Griselda.” You nod to her, and then walk over to the crew. “Hey, everybody.” They look at you, smiling and happy, except for Ingrid. “Ingrid, something the matter?”

“My tram was held up for three hours today,” she says. Oh. Oooh… You and Denise look at each other, back at the team.

[1/2]

>>47027965
[2/2]

“Is everyone naming their tanks?” says Winona. She gasps. “Do we get to name ours!? I want to name it Cuddles! If Cuddles can’t ride in the tank, he’ll be the tank, damn it!”

“As if,” says Stack. “Let’s go with a mean fighting name like uh… like… Goliath or Crusher!”

“Let’s name it I don’t give a fuck,” says Ingrid.

Josephina blinks. “Erm, how about just a regular name?”

You sigh. What do you want to name your tank?

> Cuddles
> Goliath
> Crusher
> (Something Else)

>>47027984
> Goliath
Sounds threatening!

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>>47027984
>(something else)
Hecate

>>47027984
> Cuddles

>>47027984
>> (Something Else)
Plunderer

>>47028056
Changing my vote (sorry >_<):
> (Something Else): Explorer

>>47027984
Red Herring.

I mean the last two wins we were the bait to allow Griselda to get the killing blow.

>>47023281
>>>/qst/

you enormous attention seeking faggot

>>47027984
>> (Something Else)
Aloha Belle

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>>47027984
> (Something Else)

"Oliver." As in Oliver Cromwell.

Or "Roundhead" (another reference to Cromwell)

>>47028030

And how in the Hell are Assam's undergarments staying on?

>>47027984
I like this
>>47028243
Supporting "Oliver"

>>47027984
>>47028243
Oliver is a solid choice for me. I will back it.

>>47028306
She's either clenching, or that tight. Have Darjeeling look into it.

> (Something Else)

“I’m going to go with Oliver,” you say. Everyone but Josephina frowns, a little dismayed their names aren’t being chosen. “We’re representing LGA, that means we should try and choose a name that’s matches our maturity.”

“Hmph.” She points to you. “I’ll talk to you later about letting Cuddles ride in the tank later then.” Oh, you are never going to let that noodle ride around in the tank.

> YOUR TANK IS NOW NAMED “OLIVER”

> Note: You can rename your tank at any point during the Quest

> - 5 MORALE TO WINONA, INGRID, AND STACK

Griselda steps up onto her tank. “Right, everyone, gather around!” You all come around to meet with Griselda with the rest of the crews. “Right. This weekend, we’ll be facing a very tough opponent. Robert Heinlein Military Academy.” A few murmurs and gossip goes around in the crowd. “But rest assured, we will give them one hell of a fight. This is Tankery, anything can happen!”

Iris raises her hand. “Are you saying it’s impossible for us to win?”

“No, I’m not saying that!” she says quickly. “Look, Heinlein’s a very tough team and…” Everyone starts frantically whispering amongst each other, worried that Heinlein is going to knock LGA squarely out of the picture. “Er- you don’t- You guys don’t understand, it’s not like that at all.”

> Let Griselda handle this, this is her team.
> “Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”
> “Hey, losing isn’t the end of the world.”
> Other

>>47028709
>> “Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”

Not hot on Oliver, but I missed the vote

>>47028709
>> Other
Anything can happen, we can win and we can lose it all depends on how much we want it.

>>47028306
>>47028654
Ever heard of a 'C-string' anons?

>>47028709
>>47028783
This. We took on Kursk, One of the strongest in this league, we can put up a fight with Helian

>>47028709
> “Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”

>>47028797
Now I know

>>47028709
>“Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”

>>47028797
Tell me more.

>>47028709
> Let Griselda handle this, this is her team.

We shouldn't be defeatist but neither should we give out false hope.

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>>47028709
>“Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”

We can do this!

>>47028851
It's a lot like a g-string, but without the string around the waist to hold it up. So the c-string is sorta clamping down on the naughty bits to support itself.

> “Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges.”

“Guys, we aren’t going to win without a few challenges,” you say. “Nobody won by coasting their way over mountains of chumps. We gotta learn to take a beating every once in a while.”

“Didn’t Heinlein almost win last year but got knocked out by Kursk?” asks Patton.

“Didn’t we tie Kursk in our series with them?” you say smugly. Hmph, let’s see them beat that. They all look at each other, in agreement.

“Thank you, Ellie,” says Griselda. “Right then, let’s try and get on with today’s practice.” She drops down from the tank. “Today we’re going to do strength training, then on Thursday we’re going to work on theory and skills, alright?” Everyone nods. “Now, mind you, even though we do have practice two times a week, I’m counting on you all to learn to operate your tanks as much as you can outside of practice and the matches.”

> Note: Trainings will now alternate between Strength and Talent on Tuesday and Thursday. If you want to train either outside of practice, you must coordinate this with your crew. You can also seek out instructors as well to further increase your crewmember’s skills.

“Right then, everyone change into PT gear!” Everyone heads to the locker rooms.

“Can’t be that bad, right?” says Winona. “Strength training?”

-

-

[1/2]

>>47029403
[2/2]

“AAAAHHH!” You tug tightly on the ropes connecting your shoulders to an enormous tractor tire. Winona, Stack, Ingrid, and Josephina are also joining you as well, with the other teams tired out and exhausted by this work.

“Come on!” says Griselda, sweat beading down her cheeks and soaking her shirt. “One more time, let’s see a better time out of this lap!”

Ingrid collapses to her knees, groaning, panting intensely. “I-… I can- I can’t…”

“Come on, Ingrid!” yells Stack as she hurries past you all. “No pain no gain!” Of course she’s the one in first place.

Ingrid groans, hunching over as Winona and Josephina struggle on past her. “G-…” She coughs, dry heaving a little. “Go on with-… out me…” She groans, resting on all fours.

> Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.
> Throw Ingrid onto your tire and drag her. No gets left behind but you’re not going to carry her like an idiot.
> Leave her, it’s her fault for not preparing for Strength training properly.
> Other

>>47029427
>Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.

Esprit de Corps!

>>47029427
>Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.

>>47029427
> Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.

>>47029427
> Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.

>>47029427
> Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.
Fuck it, a tire ride sounds fun, but probably doesn't build up Ingrid' spirit much as we may like.

>>47029427
>Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.
With it or on it.

>>47029427
>Throw Ingrid onto your tire and drag her. No gets left behind but you’re not going to carry her like an idiot.

What the heck is wrong with you guys.

> Pick up Ingrid. No one gets left behind.

You quickly step to the side, then hurriedly untangle Ingrid from her rope. “Ugh, what the fuck…” she mutters. You hoist her up into a princess carry. The Poles all applaud you from the side of the track, happily chanting your name as you carry both Ingrid AND your tire to the end of the track. “Fuck are you…”

“No one gets left behind,” you pant.

“At least put me on your tire you fucking moron,” she spits. That’s the smart thing.

You are doing the right thing.

After a few minutes of having to pause to catch your breath and readjust your grip on Ingrid, you finally cross the end of the track. Griselda takes a look at the time on the stopwatch. “That was 10 minutes, 32 seconds,” she says. She smiles however as you still hold a completely exhausted Ingrid. “But still, good work. Good teamwork.”

-

-

With practice over, everyone retired to the showers. Very few of you though felt able and well enough to stand, except for Stack. “Stack, how come your legs haven’t given out on you?” Winona says from the bath. You are busy putting your clothes up so you can join them.

“I do declare, I don’t skip leg day, unlike the rest of ya scrubs,” she says. “Legs are some of the powerful muscles in the body, next to your spine and your arms. Y’all gotta learn to train all three in succession.” She looks over at Ingrid, who is laying back with a towel over her face. “Hey, Ingrid, ya-“ Ingrid gives her a middle finger in response. “A’ight.”

> Talk with one of the crews (Who?)
> Settle down with your own crew.
> Shower quickly and get out.
> Other

>>47029985
> Settle down with your own crew.

>>47029985
>Settle down with your own crew.

Ask Stack to explain Leg Day

>>47029985
> Settle down with your own crew.

>>47029985
>Settle down with your own crew.

>>47029985
> Settle down with your own crew.
Maybe Ingrid will actually say whats bothering her at some point...maybe...

>>47029985
> Settle down with your own crew.

Oh, forgot to update the STRENGTH GAINS

> + 5 TO WINONA
> + 5 TO JOSEPHINA
> + 2 to INGRID

>>47030132
What about our gains?

>>47030213
There's shit tons of gains for Ellie. Shit tons!

But seriously, I don't track STRENGTH and TALENT for Elodie for the sake of keeping things simple. I learned my lesson from LGA1 where the players kind of wasted time grinding books.

Just assume that Ellie is very strong and very talented in many areas.

Has anyone played the girls und panzer world of tanks thing?

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>>47030313
> no Showersanon

Truly the one great casualty between LGA1 and LGA2.

>>47030341
Hasn't he been here at least once?

>>47030341
Perhaps somebody should take up the mantle.

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>>47030280
>Ellie is [...] very talented

>>47030310
You mean the voice packs and stuff? They are cute, but they immediately get drowned under the soul killing experience that is WoT.

>>47030373
Werent the characters in it or something as well?

> Settle down with your own crew.

You settle down into the bath between Winona and Josephina. Truth be told, your legs were all sore too. “Stack, maybe you can explain Leg Day for those of us who aren’t aware of the concept?”

Stack nods. “Yeah, for Leg Day I do a lot of squats, followed by lunges, then I go on a couple mile run, cool down with a loading exercise, floor level loading. That means I have to bend down to pick up the shells and load them in. That sound simple?”

“It sounds fucking hard,” says Winona.

“Well, it is, my legs are usually pretty sore for the rest of the day,” she says. “But I guarantee you, you can’t argue with the results.”

You look over to Ingrid. “Ingrid, how you feeling?”

“I feel like I got run over by a car,” she says simply. “How do tankers do this shit is beyond me.” Fair point. “Why did I even take Tankery?”

“You don’t know?” asks Winona. Ingrid shakes her head. “Why did you then?”

“I dunno.” Ingrid grumbles a little. “Whatever, it’s not important.” She sighs, throwing the towel off of her face and then deciding to sink herself a little lower into the hot bath. Some bubbles escape from her mouth and pop at the surface of the refreshing water.

And it’s at this moment, you notice that Winona and Josephina haven’t actually taken their eyes off your chest. You look over at them, blinking. “Um. Can I help you two?” They blush a little, biting their lips and giggling quietly. “Yes, I am aware I have very big breasts.” Let’s just get this over with, Jesus Christ, so immature these two. You place your arm over your tits, shielding them from their longing eyes.

“Sorry, it’s just…” Winona puffs her cheeks out. “C-… can I touch them?”

> “Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”
> “Hell no.”
> Splash water in her face.
> Other

>>47030457
> Splash water in her face.
Splash fight inbound!

>>47030457
> Splash water in her face.
Time for a splash fight?

>>47030457
> “Hell no.”
> Splash water in her face.

Ellie ain't no slut.

>>47030457
>> Other
They're real, ok

>>47030457
> “Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”

>>47030457
> “Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”

>>47030457
>> “Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”
>> “Hell no.”

>>47030457
>> Splash water in her face.

>>47030381
Nope. Voice packs only. There was a GuP garage and tank skins too, but those stopped working

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>>47030457
>“Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”

Ellodie is not for Lewds or Experimenting

>>47030457
>"I don't know. Can you?"

>>47030821
What she isn't saying is that the "someone special" is actually Gris-Gris.

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>>47030876
or Jeep Jockey Jr.

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>>47030929

>>47030929
Are you crazy? Nobody likes JJ.

>>47030929
If Jeep Jockey's favour is boob touching he gets slugged

>>47030958
He's got that Mysterious Outsider thing going for him. Plus he's got a car.

>>47030975
So does Griselda.

>>47030975
>Plus he's got a car.
That doesn't account for much, lot's of people have cars.
Such as >>47030993

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>>47030993
>>47031020

No, she has the Imouto thing going.

And imoutos are not for lewds!

> “Absolutely not. Only someone special can.”
> Splash water in her face.

“Absolutely not,” you declare. “Only someone special can.”

Winona whimpers a little. “A-… am I not special?”

“No!” You splash a bit of water in her face to emphasize that. She yelps, laughing as she splashes you back. Ugh, the little! The two of you get to slapping water at each other, with Josephina caught in the middle and ducking beneath the water. It gets to- OW FUCK SHE GOT SOME IN YOUR EYE! “Ow!”

“Haha!” Winona grins. “Aw, your wittle eye get a wittle wet?” You suck up some water, and squirt it in her face. “Yow! What the-!” The two of you laugh as you continue to splash water at each other, soaking each other to the bone.

-

-

All of you tiredly leave the shower rooms, dressed back in your uniforms and yawning. “It’s 8 O’Clock,” says Winona. “You guys want to grab some dinner or something?” You all mutter and grumble, not really caring. “M’Kay, well…” The five of you run right into Denise Spunkmeyer, still dutifully waiting outside of the showers. “Um. Who’s this?”

“My personal assistant,” you say. Everyone looks at you like you just grew a third tit. “She got assigned me today. Denise, did you stay outside and wait for me?”

She nods. “Yeah, I didn’t have anything else to do today, don’t worry.” Aw, now you feel guilty. “Did you want me to run and get you all dinner?”

> “No, we can get dinner for ourselves. You can retire for the night.”
> “Um, sure I guess.”
> Other

>>47031076
>> Other
Well, lets grab it together.

>>47031076
> Other Why don't we all go for dinner?
Its the least we could do after just letting her sit out there, unbeknownst to us.

>>47031076
This>>47031097

>>47031076
>Other
*spooky voice* Join us.....JOIN US....

>>47031076

These Anons >>47031097 >>47031116 have the right idea

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>>47030953
I swear we need to don a bunnysuit one of these days just for laughs....and lewds

>>47031116
I support this course of action.

>>47031076
>> Other
ONE OF US

>>47031076
> Other
>Well, lets grab it together.

>>47031338
Sooner or later we're gonna have to do that for the team. And Gris and ourselves are going to be top of the list.

> Other

-

-

The six of you decided to eat out at the BBQ place before retiring for the night. To apologize for leaving Denise high and dry, you decided to take her out to dinner with you, just to show some friendliness and to show you aren’t a neglectful piece of shit. “Alright, everybody, a toast.” You all raise your glasses of soda. “To this weekend’s match against Heinlein. May it be that we manage to get one win off of them. Hear, hear,” says Winona.

“Hear, hear,” you all say.

Denise blinks. “So, er… is Tankery hard?”

“The hardest thing,” says Ingrid. “You’re stuck in a hotbox with all kinds of things poking you and jabbing you. Every shell that hits the tank makes it rumble like death is at the door, you can barely see anything that’s outside, it’s hotter than a witch’s cunt and you’re sweating all over the place, everybody’s shouting at you to get something done, and you can be sniped by something you never even see.”

Stack laughs a little. “Haha! That’s what makes it so fun!”

“Yeah, real fun,” says Ingrid.

Denise frowns a little, taking a sip of her glass. “Don’t let them scare you, Denise,” you say. “Tankery is a great sport. It builds character, it builds teamwork. I wouldn’t have known these four people if it weren’t for Tankery.”

“Well, it’s just, I hear a lot of stuff about people getting injured,” she says. “And they’re so big and scary it’s… how do you-“

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

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>>47031488
use it as punishment for a bet, like the Anglerfish Dance

>>47031560
> Polite

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>>47031560
> Boast

Nothing that can't be handled.

And its organized chaos inside, not just regular chaos

>>47031560
> Boast
Injuries are incredibly rare, actually.

>>47031560
>Polite

>“And they’re so big and scary it’s… how do you-“
"I could say the same about your- oh, wait, you were talking about TANKS?"

Can we still panic? That seems like an option.

>>47031560
>> Polite
supporting>>47031648

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>>47031561
>they give us a skintight suit

>>47031560
>> Neutral

>>47031648
Yesss.... this!

>>47031714
That'd be a bit too lewd for anyone.

> Polite

“Well, I could say the same about your-“ You stop yourself. “Oh, wait, you mean you were talking about tanks, uh…” She quirks her brow, not getting it. Stack is the only one in the table to actually get it. “Well, look, Denise. Tankery is as dangerous as any other sport like football, or baseball, or hockey, or soccer. People get hurt, it’s the League’s job to make sure nobody gets hurt. Last crippling injury was Jo Ekins way back when you know?”

“Yeah but…” She shrugs. “I guess.”

“Aw, she just hasn’t had her cherry popped yet,” says Stack. “Trust me, we take her on a practice run, she’ll be stroking that gun like it’s a well-oiled husband I declare.” Denise frowns a bit, finding that crass.

Still, you don’t see what’s so bad about Tankery. It’s fun, it’s all fun!

-

-

[1/2]

>>47032041
[2/2]

“You can retire for the night, Denise.”

“Alright.” After having your dinner, all of you stand outside the BBQ place in the darkness of night, with only the street lights to accompany you. “I’ll call you in the morning and meet you at tomorrow’s job, ma’am.” Good, good.

“Yeah, I should get going too,” says Stack. Ingrid nods as well as Josephina. “We’ll see you and Winona later, alright?”

“Yeah, see you guys.” Everyone starts splitting up, leaving you and Winona alone. “Winona, did you get a call from Jeep Jockey today?” She shakes her head. Weird. He said he’d call you about the engine if he got it. Did he not? That’ll be something to investigate tomorrow perhaps.

“You know, for its worth, Ellie, I think of you as someone special,” she says. Does she still want to grab your breasts? Ugh. “I mean, we’ve only known each other for a couple weeks but I think the Tankery stuff and being roommates, it’s brought us closer you know?”

“Yeah, I guess,” you say.

She sighs happily. “Yeah, the Tankery crew are…” She coughs a little, frowning a bit. “Tankery people are the only people who seem to know me better than most if I’m honest.” Oh? You look at her, concerned. “It- it’s nothing. Honest. I’m not gonna bore you with my problems.”

> “You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”
> “Well, alright, if you say so.”
> Other

>>47032068
>“You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”

>>47032068
>> “You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”

>>47032068
>> “You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”

>>47032068
>“You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”

>>47032068
> Other
> "Winowa, you're my roommate and my Gunner so I can at least lend an ear to what's troubling you."

>>47032068
> Other

its ok. tell me.

>>47032068
>> Other
Fine touch my boobs. Sigh...

> “You think that people who’ve only known you for a couple of weeks know you best?”

She shrugs at that. “Well, yeah. Well, look, you know I come from a pretty rich family…”

“Yeah,” you nod at that. “Is there like something wrong with your family?”

“No, no, my family loves me! My mom and pop are like… my best friends! And- I-… that’s really pathetic when I say that,” she says. Yeah, it honestly kind of does. “But um…” She shoves her hands in her pockets, frowning deeply. “When people find out you’re rich and stuff, all they really see is money. And when all they see is money, all they want is money.”

“I don’t see that with the others,” you say.

“That’s because I haven’t told them, at least I don’t remember telling them,” she says. “I mean… it’s like people don’t really see other people for what they want to be. I want to be an Engineer! I want to grab Perrine Hobart’s attention and show her some of my awesome designs!” She grins at that, stars in her eyes. “Can you imagine that? Perrine Hobart loving my designs?” You nod, sure, anything can happen. “But…”

“Hey, I’d say be honest.” You pat her on the shoulder, smiling. “Look, we’re a team. Nobody’s alone on this. And I’ll never see you for what you have, I’ll see you for what you are. That’s what my parents taught me.”

She smirks. “Your parents raised you right.”

“Best parents in the world,” you boast.

“I’m jealous,” she says.

“You should be. They bake me cookies after all.”

“… can I have one of those cookies when we get back?”

“Oh, fine, but only one.”

“Yay.”

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>>47032500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl-ZqQ_InX8

That's it for this weekend's share of LGA2. Hope you all enjoyed, hopefully we'll be back for more next weekend.

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See you next time.

>>47032546
Thanks for running man.

Cuddles is a lucky snek

>>47032546
Thanks for the fun, boss. See you next weekend.

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>>47032592
He's seen everything that Winona has to offer.

>>47032546
Good thread Schteel. Now if we can get to solving Ingrid's attitude and figure out whats going on with her. That seems like an issue that needs assistance pronto!

>>47032546
Thanks for running,

>>47032546
Thanks for the quest schteel!

>>47032500
>She grins at that, stars in her eyes. “Can you imagine that? Perrine Hobart loving my designs?”
.....I kinda curious now.

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>>47032654
If I were an Indians fan, I'd be snippy too.

>>47032685
Well, Winona is a big Unlimited fan, and is hoping that the Unlimited Program comes to LGA one day.

You should see what she gets up to with her models.

>>47032722
>Unlimited Program comes to LGA

Or as it shall be known; LGA 3

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>>47032782
That would kill me anon, you wouldn't wish such a horrific thing on me would you?

>>47032722
Now i reminded to THIS trailer from WoT Blitz...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34CakizUlg

>>47032813
Never. We love you too much.

But in case you ever decide to go mad, you know how to signal it to the world.

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>>47032968
Fun fact, this almost was an Unlimited Quest before I decided that actually would've killed me and settled for this.

>>47033010
>Doressu breaka!

>>47033010
smart move