>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twelve year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.I hope everyone has fun.>Current SagaPilaf>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1Dp69D7q0
Your boat continues down the river for some time, and everyone is mostly quiet, until Goku's stomach starts rumbling.He begins searching the bags for something to eat, but comes up empty. He looks over at Oolong, an irritated and accusatory look on his face."Why is all the food gone?" he demands. "Did you make a pig of yourself?""Unfortunate choice of words, kid," Oolong tells him, still looking forward. "But the great outdoors do make me hungry."Goku continues to glare at Oolong, but Bulma reaches back to the pig, holding some tiny round object in her palm."Here, take this special vitamin," she instructs.Oolong and Goku both look at her in surprise. "It'll fill you up, and give you strength," Bulma explains.Oolong reaches out and takes the vitamin, looking at it with an unimpressed expression."It doesn't look like much," he comments. "But I'll try it."He opens his mouth wide.>A. Snatch the vitamin from him (80 d100)>B. Ask Bulma if you can have one>C. Something else
>>47290546>C. Give Oolong a beating to swallow it down.
>>47290581Anon, pls. I am not letting that one go through.
>>47290546>C. Feed Oolong your fist
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>47290546>A. Snatch the vitamin from him (80 d100)YOLO
>>47290644I should probably mention that rolls aren't done until after the vote wins.
>>47290546A.) try to snatch the vitamin from him.I'm on mobile so I can't roll
>>47290670Eh, you still get three chances, and only one has to pass. And since your vote is the only none shitpost, it will probably win.>>47290683And another for A>>47290683>>47290644ROLL
>>47290666Dude, there are only like three of us here, just take it.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>47290705
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>47290705fuck it, I'll roll again.
>>47290786As Oolong tosses the vitamin toward his mouth, you reach out your hand and catch it. Closing your fingers around the vitamin, you pull it away from Oolong, who looks like he's about to pop his cork."What's the big idea, kid?!" he yells, standing up in his seat. "That's mine! Get your own!""Tofoo, taking other people's things isn't nice," Goku tells you calmly from his seat."Goku's right," Bulma tells you. "That was for Oolong. Give it back, alright?">A. Give it back>B. Eat it yourself>C. Something else
>>47290847>C. Give it to Goku
>>47290847>>A. Give it backOur renegade interruptions are clearly too much for this group.
>>47290847>B. Eat it yourself
>>47290904Please, Bulma's as renegade as it gets right now, and Oolong is a selfish dick. If it was normal food, she wouldn't give a damn if you ate it.
>>47290847>C. Give it to Goku>"He needs it more, you shitty pig"
>>47290847A.) give it back
>>47290923>Oolong: HEY!>Bulma: That wasn't very nice!>Tofoo: I wasn't talking about Oolong.
>>47290948Oh, she is at least an 8.
>>47290904>>47290922>>47290923Changing my vote to this, although i think the dragonball verse autocorrects most cursing, but i'll support the spirit if not the exact word choice. Inb4 shitty becomes smelly
>>47291002There is no accounting for a salty Vegeta friend, sodium levels can warp time and space.
>>47290923>>47290866"Goku needs it more, you selfish pig!" you shout at Oolong before tossing it toward Goku.Before it reaches him, however, Bulma's hand shoots out and catches the vitamin.The boat stops, and Bulma turns toward you, giving a disapproving look of intense irritation."Look, kid, if you want to come along with us, you're going to have to start listening," she tells you. "I'm in charge here, and I say this vitamin is Oolong's."Oolong snatches the vitamin from her hand and stuffs it quickly into his mouth."Thanks, so what is this anyway?" Oolong asks as he chews it."It's...uh, made from all natural ingredients," Bulma explains. "It's very good for you.""I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork," Oolong comments, leaning back.>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin>B. Tell Oolong that it's not like he left you all much else to eat>C. Complain that Bulma's being bossy
>>47291038>>47291038Stop proving me wrong, i need to look like I know what I'm talking about minor things in front of anons on the internet.
>>47291038>>47291002That cursing was added by the translators to make it seem more "mature". Several translators have been called out on it.
>>47291083>>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin>B. Tell Oolong that it's not like he left you all much else to eatBe mildly irritated but genuinely curious.
>>47291083>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin
>>47291083>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin"Don't tell me you fell for him when he transformed into that old guy"
>>47291083>C. Fuck this. Take her dragon radar and jump to the other side of the river.
>>47291113This is good
>>47291177>"You're clearly lacking in the 'ball department."Ouch Roshi. Also anon why did you feel the need to post this?
>>47291113"It's not like you left us much else to eat," you tell Oolong."Not funny, kid," Oolong tells you as he gulps down the vitamin."Why do you care so much about Oolong eating the vitamin?" you ask Bulma, irritation mixed with curiosity in your voice.Bulma doesn't ay anything. She just gives you a wink before resuming her driving."It's my hoggish allure, kid," Oolong tells you with a smirk. "I'm not your average porker."Goku leans forward. "Bulma, what about me? I'm hungry too.""Sorry, Goku, that was the last one," Bulma tells him.Before anybody can say anything else, the engine rumbles, and the boat comes to a stop."That's great," Bulma groans. "We're out of gas.""Is that sort of like..being out of food?" Goku asks."Very good, that's exactly what it's like, Goku," Bulma tells him. "Then let's just feed the boat," Goku suggests.Bulma turns around, looking at Oolong. "Hey, can you turn into a tank of gas?""Against union rules, honey," Oolong answers irritably. "Besides, I get all used up."Bulma thinks a moment. >A. How about a paddle, then?>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?>C. Let Bulma come up with an idea on her own
>>47291323>A. How about a paddle, then?
>>47291323>>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?VRRRROOOOOOM
>>47291323>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?
>>47291323>Bulma doesn't ay ayyyy anything. She just gives you a wink before resuming her driving.Bitch, don't play games with us, we're a 12 year old? kid who doesn't fuck around.
>>47291323B.) broom broom
>>47291427This reminds me, SOM, what do we look like?
>>47291343"What if me and Goku got out and pushed?" you suggest."That might work," Bulma admits. "Good idea."She looks over at Goku. "Ready for another swim?"He nods, stripping back out of his clothes and diving into the water. You follow him, and though you're not a strong swimmer, you're fine since you can hold onto the boat.You and Goku swim side by side, kicking your legs and quickly bringing the boat to shore.Bulma hops out, and uses a rope to tie the boat to a tree standing by the side of the lake. Oolong follows, and you pull yourself out of the water alongside Goku."I have to go to the bathroom," Goku announces once his clothes are back on."Okay, but don't be gone too long," Bulma tells him.Goku marches to the side of the lake and pulls down his pants."Goku!" Bulma cries. "Uh, really...."She walks off to a nearby rock to stand near Oolong, who laments that you won't be able to make it to Fire Mountain.You can tell by his voice that he's anything but sad."I hate to disappoint you," Bulma tells him as she reaches into her pocket. "But, we're practically there already.""But it's crazy to go there!" Oolong insists. "It's way too dangerous!"Bulma's body suddenly goes stiff, and you come around to see her eyes wide as saucers. Oolong looks up at her in confusion, and you're right there with him.>A. Ask what's wrong>B. Ask if Oolong's got her all scared>C. Ask if she lost something >D. Something else
>>47291523You're about the same height as Goku, and you have hair. Otherwise, you can pretty much decide for yourselves how you look.
>>47291554Afro with sideburns and anime nigger lips.
>>47291533>A. Ask what's wrong
>>47291570Hey, it's your headcannon, but that is not his "official look"
>>47291582it is now
>>47291631Why can't we black, anon?
>>47291649Cause you're being a retard about it.
>>47291574"What's wrong?" you ask."My...dynocaps," she whimpers. "They're...."She turns, throwing her hands above her head and runs screaming to the edge of the lake. "AHHH! WE'RE TRAPPED IN A WASTELAND WITH NO WAY TO GET OUT!"She comes running back, appearing to be on the verge of a breakdown, and gets right in Oolong's face."I think you took our dynocaps just like you stole our lunch you little porker!" she shouts. "Hey! I resent being called little!" Oolong shouts back.Bulma runs back to the lake and lets out another scream."What's the matter?" Goku asks obliviously. "Why are you so upset?"Bulma drops to her knees, whimpering. "You don't understand, without the dynocaps we're stuck here! No boats, no bikes, nothing! Nada!"You see that odd cloud from before streak down and position itself below Goku, lifting him into the air just above Bulma."But, why can't you just walk, Bulma?" Goku asks."Easy for you to say, you can ride the Flying Nimbus!" Bulma tells him.>A. Ask what the Nimbus is>B. Tell her that it seems like walking is the only choice you all have>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas>D. Something else
>>47291755>B. You mean you don't jump from tree to tree using the sway and the momentum of branches and vines for movement?>A. Ask what the Nimbus is
>>47291755>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas
>>47291755>A. Ask what the Nimbus is>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas
>>47291822"What's the Flying Nimbus?" you ask."It's my friend," Goku tells you. "The Turtle Hermit gave it to me so I could fly around. But you can only ride it if you have a pure heart."With that answered, you turn to ask Oolong if he has any ideas, only to find him no longer there."Bulma, why don't you have Oolong turn into a bike or something and drive him out of here?" you hear Goku ask."Hey! Great idea, Goku, I'm glad I thought of it," she says before turning toward you and the spot where Oolong was a moment ago.She talks in a sweet voice. "Oolong, dear, would you do me a favor and-"Her eyes widen when she sees Oolong is no longer there."Ugh! He ditched us!">A. Go look for Oolong>B. You didn't need him anyway>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him>D. Something else
>>47291961>B. You didn't need him anyway>D. Well he won't get very far if you did what I think you did
>>47291961>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him
>>47291961>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him>D. Where would he even go?
>>47292018>>47291987"Goku, can you get on the Nimbus and look for him from up high?" you ask.He nods. "Don't worry, I'll get him back."With that he soars off on his flying cloud, leaving you and Bulma behind. After a few minutes, he returns, but Oolong is still nowhere to be seen."There's no sign of him anywhere," he tells you.Bulma grinds her teeth. "Ugh! I knew I couldn't trust him!"She turns toward the woods, cups her hands in front of her face, and shouts through clenched teeth, "PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY! PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY!">A. Ask why she's doing that>B. Join in the shouting>C. Something else
>>47292213>C. Can I ride it for a bit?
>>47292213>B. Join in the shouting
>>47292213>B. Join in the shouting>C. Invite Goku to join in the shouting
>>47292250"PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!" you join in shouting. "PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!"A foul smell fills the air, and you're pretty sure you can hear a groan coming from somewhere nearby."Hey!" Bulma calls. "Hey, Oolong! What's the matter, little piggy? You know that vitamin I gave you? It's really a pill that makes you have to go squatty potty every time somebody makes the piggy sound! You aren't going anywhere! Guess I've got you under my power now, little piggy!"You see Goku move, and he takes out his Power Pole, dropping into a fighting stance and fixing a serious look on Bulma.Bulma glances over at him in confusion, and he jumps into the air, twirling his Power Pole and landing a good ten yards away."What's with you?" Bulma asks him."You're a witch!" Goku declares, pointing at Bulma. "You cast a spell on Oolong! Admit it!""Oh Goku, don't be so naïve," Bulma says before smiling at him. "If I were a witch, I wouldn't need the Dragonballs to grant my wishes.">A. Ask Goku if he's ever actually seen a witch before>B. Tell Bulma she does kind of act like a witch>C. Tell Goku witches aren't usually as pretty as Bulma>D. Thank Bulma for making sure you didn't eat that pill>E. Something else
>>47292506>D. Thank Bulma for making sure you didn't eat that pill
>>47292506>B. Tell Bulma she does kind of act like a witch>D. Thank Bulma for making sure Goku didn't eat that pill
>>47292506>E. Hey now, if she was a witch, would she have...>D. Thank Bulma for making sure Goku didn't eat that pill
>>47292536"Thanks for making sure me and Goku didn't eat that pill," you tell her.She gives you a little smile. "You really should just trust me. I know you aren't a coward like Oolong, so I don't have to worry about-""Cheap shot," Oolong complains as he stumbles out of the bushes, carrying a roll of toilet paper. "Lucky for me I brought some toilet paper along."Bulma crosses her arms, smirking. "So, I trust my little pill will keep you in line?""Yeah," Oolong tells her.He looks away, and Goku walks over to him."Yeah, I'll be in line to get into the bathroom, that's for sure," he grumbles."I bet this sort of stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer," Goku suggests."I can still take you, kid!" Oolong declares, puffing out his chest."Oh?" Goku asks, grinning and cupping his hands in front of his face. "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"Oolong runs into the nearest bush, and you hear him groan loudly as another foul smell appears. You see toilet paper flying as Oolong looks at Goku with enraged tears."I'll get you for this!" he promises. Goku laughs while covering his nose.>A. Say piggy a few times>B. Tell Oolong that he really should stop making Bulma mad>C. Ask Bulma what happens now>D. Something else
>>47292788>C. Ask Bulma what happens now
>>47292788>B. Tell Oolong that he really should stop making Bulma mad>C. Ask Bulma what happens now
>>47292788>D. Hey, it could be worse, we may run low on food and start craving porkchops.
>>47292836It's like you don't want to ride the Nimbus.
>>47292846hey, we killed a pteradactyl the other day and sold it.
>>47292863Pterodactyls are dicks. And you traded it for clothes you needed.
>>47292881Oolong is a dick, and we may just need food.
>we become public enemy #1 of the Red Pants Army
>>47292832"You should really stop making Bulma mad," you tell Oolong."Thanks for the news flash, kid!" Oolong shouts as he continues to clean himself up."I need my motorcycle now, Oolong," Bulma tells him as she comes to stand beside you."You lazy..." Oolong starts as he emerges from the bushes.He thinks better of continuing, and instead turns into a motor scooter.Bulma looks almost repulsed by this new shape, and comments that this isn't what she had in mind as she approaches Oolong."Me either, toots!" he tells her angrily."Oh well, let's go," Bulma says, putting Oolong's kickstand up before sitting down.The second she does, they both collapse to the ground."Can't you do anything right?" Bulma asks him as she gets up. "What are we supposed to do now, pork chop?""Look, you amazon, do you think it's nice being squashed to the ground by a horse like you?" he retorts before retaking his real shape. "So that's the thanks I get. What's the use, anyway? I can only hold a new shape for five minutes, then poof! Everyone thinks shape-changing makes you stronger than you are, but it don't. I couldn't even carry you out of here if I wanted to. But, I've got another idea.">A. Ask what it is>B. Ask him not to do anything stupid>C. Warn him that running away is a bad idea>D. Something else
>>472929622cute>>47292941At this rate, you might.
>>47293018>D. Why don't we just tie a rope to Goku and catch a ride on the Flying Nimbus?
>>47293018>C. Warn him that running away is a bad idea>not changing so his face is the seatOolong is dumber than I thought
>>47293059Yeah, that's a good point.
>>47293035Try this Lol sounds good to me. Don't know how well it would work though.
>>47293035"Why don't we tie a rope to Goku and catch a ride on the Flying Nimbus?" you suggest.Bulma thinks it over for a moment before shuddering and shaking her head."No, if the rope snaps we're goners," she tells you. "I've almost fallen to my death enough times for one lifetime.""Gosh, Bulma, I don't think you're THAT heavy," Goku tells her."WELL THANKS A LOT, KID!" she shouts angrily.She calms herself and looks over at Oolong. "What's your idea?"Oolong smirks, and transforms into a pair of underwear. "Here, how's this Bulma?" he asks in a mocking tone. "Put me on, then only you and Tofoo have to walk!"Bulma, shaking with rage, pulls back her hand and smacks him to the ground with all the force she can muster. "YOU PERVERT!"As Oolong twitches on the ground, Goku floats over on the Nimbus."Next time, why don't you try being her hat?" he suggests.Bulma glares at Oolong before sighing in resignation. "I guess we're walking.">A. Offer to carry her>B. Alright then, which way?>C. Something else
>>47293230Are there any trees around?
>>47293230>B. Alright then, which way?>A. Offer to carry her
>>47293285The one your boat is tied to, why?
>>47293302Ah, so we can't move as quickly as we normally could.
>>47293230>C. Bulma, you're tall, why don't you carry Oolong?
>>47293290You offer to carry Bulma so that she doesn't have to walk.She grins. "That's really nice of you."She looks over at Goku and Oolong. "See? This is how you treat a lady."You carry her the same way you saw your dad carry your mom a long time ago. She's pretty much lying down in your arms as you make your way toward Fire Mountain. She gives you directions, and you're able to move without much difficulty despite the added burden.Unfortunately, while you and Goku can move quickly, Oolong either can't or won't, which slows you all down. And to make matters worse, the four of you soon find yourselves in a desert.Goku, who got off his Nimbus to walk with the rest of you, looks back with an impatient expression."Oolong, can you hurry up a bit?" he asks. "I gave up the Nimbus to walk with you guys, and you're the only one not keeping up.""Well sorry, kid, but I don't have anybody to carry me," he complains, becoming drenched in sweat.Bulma asks you to stop for a minute so she can take off her jacket and put it in her backpack. You pick the sweaty girl back up, and continue a little bit further. "My gosh, look at this place," Bulma tells you."Yeah, something feels not right," Oolong comments. "I'm getting the feeling we're being watched! It's giving me the creeps."Bulma groans. "I can't stand it! I'm going crazy!""Does that mean you two are giving up?" Goku asks."No...yes...maybe," Bulma answers. "I don't know!""Can you repeat the question?" Oolong asks. "I want a bath!" Bulma cries. "I need air conditioning! I don't want to be stranded in the desert without a boyfriend or my dynocaps anymore!""Her passion for self-centeredness inspires even me," Oolong comments to Goku."You sure are strange, Oolong," Goku remarks.Bulma looks around before pointing at a spot where rocks create a shaded area. "Shade..." she sighs with relief. "Nap time...">A. Carry her to the shade>B. Tell Bulma you'll be her boyfriend>C. Something else
>>47293537>C. Hey Goku, can I ride the Nimbus for a bit? Could use a breeze right now
>>47293537Why in the world did we carry her? ...Dammit anon.>A. Carry her to the shade>>47293599This, let's find if out Un Pure heart can manage it.
>>47293537DO NOT >Carry her to the shade.
>>47293599"Hey Goku, can I ride the Nimbus for a bit?" you ask as you put Bulma down in the shade. "I could use a breeze right now.""If the Nimbus lets you, then sure," Goku tells you. "I think we should let Bulma rest for a bit, anyway.""Suits me just fine," Oolong agrees."FLYING NIMBUS!" Goku calls to the sky.You see the cloud come streaking down and stop in front of Goku."To ride the Nimbus, you have to have a pure heart," Goku cautions.>A. You think you have a pure heart>B. Nevermind, then>C. Something else
>>47293744>as you put Bulma down in the shade.NOOOOOO.
>>47293744>C. Cannonball onto it
>>47293766Just imagine we threw her at the base of the tree.>>47293744>C. Shrugs metadimensionally>>47293788>WOOHOO!!!
>>47293788You jump into the air, trying to do a cannonball onto the Nimbus. When you land, you aren't quite sure what's happening. You aren't on the ground, but you're partway through the cloud. Your butt is hanging below it, while your feet and the rest of you are above it."That's strange," Goku comments. "I've never seen the Nimbus do that before."Whatever's going on, you doubt flying around on the Nimbus is a good idea right now.You get off of it, and it departs back into the sky. Goku's belly rumbles. "I'm hungry. I'm going to go look for food."He starts to walk off, then stops, looking back at you and Oolong. "Do you like bacon?"Oolong runs over and gets in his face. "WHAT ARE YOU, BRAINDEAD?"You hear some sort of noise coming from the distance. Oolong hears it too, and looks in that direction."I think I hear something," he announces."What is it?" Goku asks."It ain't no camel," Oolong answers.You can tell that he's right as whatever it is approaches. Dust is kicked up as it moves, and you soon identify the sound as the whine of an engine. It's a vehicle, which probably means a person is coming.As the vehicle draws closer, you see that the person riding it is a man with long dark hair. He is wearing green and orange clothing, and has a sword at his hip.His vehicle swoops in and pulls up in front of you, Goku, and Oolong."Greetings," he says before stepping off his vehicle.>A. Say hello and ask who he is>B. Say hello and ask if he can help you get through the desert>C. Something else
>>47293987>>B. Say hello and ask if he can help you get through the desertHello pre-jobber Yamcha.
>>47294033"Hello, can you help us get through the desert?" you ask the man.He smiles. "That's not why I'm here, I'm afraid. My name is Yamcha. I am master of the land you trespass upon."You spot movement behind the man, and a small blue cat jumps out from behind Yamcha's leg."It's my land, too," the cat declares in a squeaky voice.Oolong looks down at the cat, surprise on his face."You needn't fear me," Yamcha assures you. "Just hand over your money and any dynocaps you may have, and I'll let you pass peacefully.""You're Puar!" Oolong declares, pointing at the cat. "We went to Shapeshifting School together!"Oolong chuckles darkly."And you were a loud-mouthed bully!" Puar tells him before looking up at Yamcha. "He always picked on me, and stole my lunch money because I was smaller than him!"Yamcha fixes his gaze on Oolong. "I'd say the tables have turned, my friend. How does it feel to be faced with someone bigger than yourself, little piglet?"You get the feeling this is not going to end peacefully.>End updatesThat's it for tonight guys, I hope you all had fun. Follow me @qmdralo to see when more threads are coming.I'll stay here for a little bit to answer questions.
>>47294182Thanks for running.What're our odds of keeping Yamcha in the relevant characters clique this go-around?
>>47294266It's possible, but it will be difficult due to his cocky personality.
>>47294182I'll be here next time. Any chance of beating Yamaha at this stage? I'm not really all that familiar with dragon ball compared to dbz
>>47294381You have a chance, but it could just as easily end in defeat for you. In any case, you should put up a good fight.
>>47294424Alright, nice thread mate. See you next time!
>>47294442See you bro, glad you had fun.
>>47291570This is now Tofoo's official look.
>>47293537Why can't Oolong be Bulma's boyfriend?They both hate each-otherisn't that what always happens when a man and woman are boyfriend and girlfriend?