There is a legend of a man... wrongly convicted and sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit.
However, the man hoped to prove his innocence, and so he escaped, taking with him his ancient family sword and red pants.
>>47617053He then killed himself by sudoku with the sword.The end.
He wanders the world, pursued by those who seek to claim the bounty on his life.The Man with the Red Pants.
"Ah, it seems our luck might be changing!""A shrine!"
"We're finally out of the rain! I don't think I'll ever be dry again!""Ah, it's too windy to light a fire...""And no food...""We should do something to pass the time until the storm breaks. Someone should tell a story. How about you, Noh?""I couldn't...""Master Togo?""Ah, I think my student should be the one to tell us a story!""A story?"
"Very well. I shall tell you a tale..."
[energetic kettle drums]
"Once there was a man of small beginnings, who came to rise high in the ranks of the Emperor's grand army. But there were some who grew jealous of his ascention."There came a time when the man was ordered to lead a charge against the fortress of Nakomo. The walls were high, and guarded well, but the man knew he could succeed with the force of the Emperor's soldiers at his back."
"However, when the time came to attack the fortress, the man was betrayed, and found himself alone, surrounded by the fortress guards."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>47617177He must escape the clutches of the guards and report back to his superior officer! He must inform his commander before this treachery spreads!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47617370wow I am smart rolling for the action.
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>47617177Jump the wall
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47617177Jump the Wall
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>47617177Run like hell! I mean go report to superior officer.
"Before he could flee to warn the Emperor of the other's treachery, the guards were upon him!""Hya!"KLAAANGKLAAANK"Hya!"
"With his ancient family sword, he held his ground against the guards, but began to tire, and was cornered by the guards...""Hya!"KLAAAANG"Seeing this one man standing against the guards, the commander of the fortress stepped forth to slay him.""Yaaaa-aaaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>47617608Chop their legs off.
"Hoping to force an opening with which to escape, the man swung his ancient sword, severing the leg from one of the guards."
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>47617608Demoralize them by mocking the commander's European helmet!
"But before he could flee, the commander was upon him.""Yaaaaa-aaaaah!""HYA!"KLAAAAAANNG"Yaaaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47617842Kick him in the junk!
"The commander raised his sword, to strike the man down once and for all, but as he swung the blade, the man struck out-""Hya!"WHUNK"Aaaauuuuhgh-!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>47618069Then the guard accidentally chopped off his own commander's arm.
"The other guard swung his great axe, and the man reached out to guide it into the commander, but he was too wearied from the battle and his grasp fell short."YAAAA!"
KLAAAAANG"At the last moment, the man brought up his sword to defend himself, but he knew that his strength was fading, and that if he allowed the fight to continue he would surely fall."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)The nad kick has worked for us before, and it will continue to prove an effective strategy. Deploy another one!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47618328Retreat tactically by jumping off a wall
"The man lunged out to strike the guard, but the guard was faster, stronger than any he had faced in the battle, and he was driven back-""YAAAAAH-!"
KLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG"Aaaaaaah-!""The guard raised his axe again, and-"
CHUNKKRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>47618786Cut off the guard's hand.
"Before the guard could raise his axe again, the man snatched out his hand, and grabbed the guard's wrist. Surprised, the guard hesitated for an instant..."
>>47617035I just noticed this, but I don't have time to play. Good luck anons.
[katana sheathing noise]"Against all odds, the man found that he had fought his way through the guards of the fortress. Exhausted, he sheathed his sword, when the gate of the fortress creaked open. The man turned, expecting to find his death, but instead found the Emperor's diplomat, the very one who was to be liberated by their charge. The man had won the battle, but his true enemy had vanished."
"Grateful to be free of Nakomo, the diplomat eagerly fled with the man. Together, the two hurried toward the imperial capital, hoping to overtake the general and alert the Emperor to his treason."
"As they neared the imperial capital, the diplomat revealed that the general had been meeting in secret with the enemy, hoping to provoke a war between the nations."
"The man paused to consider how he should confront his foe, and his attention turned from the diplomat for only a moment..."
SHUUNK"Aaaaaugh!""...but in that moment a hidden soldier emerged, and slew the diplomat before the man could react."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47619751Draw his sword and cut the man in one swift motion.
>>47619751Kick his face in!
KLAAAANG"Aaaah-!""As they fought, the guard revealed to the man that he had been left along the road in case the man had somehow survived the fortress of Nakomo."
"And while he had fought and bested an entire garrison, the man suddenly found himself facing not one, but two freshly-rested soldiers!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47619939Cape stun and then Slash of the Snarling Frog
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>47619939There is no saving the diplomat, but the Emperor himself may be in peril! You have no time to fight these traitors. Distract them and make an exit, to the capital!
"Outnumbered, the man knew he would surely die. To win this battle, he would have to trap his foes and deal with them one at a time."SPRUK"Aaaaugh-!""Yaaaaah!"
"HYA!"SHIIIIMMMMMM"Before the other soldier could strike, the man spun and thrust his sword upward in the the Slash of the Snarling Frog, killing his foe instantly.""-aaaaugh!"
"Turning, exhausted, he faced the last remaining soldier. For what seemed like ages the two men stood motionless, silently watched one another as they hunted for any trace of weakness."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>47620306Perform the leaping fox withdrawal maneuver.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>47620476>>47620454>>47620306today is not my day.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47620306demoralize the enemy by mocking his red thong!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47620306PUT ON A GIRLS BODY AND PROFFER ASS
"At last the wind faded, and nothing stirred in the grass around the men. The soldier tensed, ready to strike, when suddenly-"
"Haa-""The man dropped to one knee and plunged his sword downward...""LEAPING FOX!"
"Hya!""The soldier could not counter such a technique, and stared helplessly as the man twisted through the air toward him."
[katana sheathing noise]"Surrounded by death, the man finally found himself free of enemies, and in their absence his thoughts turned to his home, near the edge of the imperial capital. What of his wife and child, who knew nothing of the trouble he faced and and the war he sought to halt?"What will you do?>Go home>Go to the Emperor>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47621004>Go to the Emperor
"What did you... I mean, what did he do then?""Well-"
"The man went as quickly as he could to the imperial palace, but the general's poisonous lies had already arrived before him. His was the hand that was said to have killed the diplomat. The man hoped that if he could somehow gain audience with the Emperor he could undo the general's evil..."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47621440Get a green hat and sneak in.
"The man knew that a direct assault on the imperial palace would be foolish, but perhaps he could find another way inside..."
"He only hoped there was still time."
>>47621707I know this thread hasn't generated a ton of attention, but I appreciate the work you're putting in Mr. Lego. Quest threads usually annoy me, but they're much more engaging when the OP is actually telling a story through pictures.
That's it for now, but I'll be back in about six or eight hours and we can keep playing! I hope everybody else is having fun! This idea is a little off-beat, but I wanted to try it anyway.>>47619499No need to worry anon, that's just a kuroko!
>>47621747See you tommorow LQ. The stage idea is a neat little thing.
>>47621733Thanks, I appreciate hearing that people are enjoying this!>>47621761Thanks anon, the idea just came to me this afternoon while I was making set pieces. I'm having a blast.
OK, I'm back! I just need to take care of a few things, but then we should be able to start back up again in about ninety minutes (give or take an hour).
>>47624976Good going LQM
>>47625113Thanks anon, just need to sit down for a minute and figure out where the next stop on this trainwreck is and then we can get going.
"Disguised as a soldier, the man was able to steal inside the imperial palace, for his appearance was not yet familiar to all."
"He was nearly to the doors of the Emperor's jade throne when a captain of the guard called out. At first the man feared that he had been caught, but the captain held a satchel of proclamations from the hand of the Emperor himself."
" 'Take these,' the captain said, 'and carry them to all the points of the land. Let everyone know what fate befalls those who conspire against the Emperor.' "
"The soldiers departed, but as they hurried from the palace, one of the proclamations slipped from the satchel without their notice."
"As the man read the proclamation, his blood became as cold as ice, for the proclamation read that his home town had been found guilty of conspiring with traitors, and that it and everyone in it should be burned to the ground! Reeling with shock, the man could scarcely hold the paper in his grip, but his mind refused to allow him the comfort of disbelief, for at the bottom of the proclamation was the seal of the Emperor."
"The man turned to flee, hoping to save his family from their treacherous executioners, but before he could move from where he stood, a shout rang across the courtyard. He had been discovered!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47627430Scale the wall and run like hell?
"As the guards closed around him, he quickly knotted the rope and threw it up the wall to escape-"
"Hya-"SHIIINGPSSHHHH"-aaaah!""-one of the guards quickly sliced the rope in two, sending him tumbling back to the courtyard!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47628022They wouldn't dare damage an Imperial proclamation. Use the letter to ward them off! Threaten to rip it in half! I am out of ideas!
>>47628022Knock them out with the Strike of Seven Stars and continue towards the emperor to find out what's going on.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47628022Knock them out with the Strike of Seven Stars and continue towards the emperor to find out what's going on.
> 2> 1With rolls like this I think I'm going to go with lay down and hope the end is swift
"At long last, the man had finally come to the end of his ability, only steps from the Emperor. He sought some escape, but as the guards circled and pressed him back against the palace wall, the captain appeared once more."The two men had been friends once, but no longer. It was then that the captain said something, something that the man would remember the rest of his life:" 'A traitor cannot hide forever.' "
"What... what happened after that?""Well...">I don't like to talk about it>Tell the rest>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47628453>I don't like to talk about itIf the audience insists, though...
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47628453>Tell the rest
>>47628453Reluctantly tell the rest
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47628453>Something elseRoll to seduce the girl and fuck her.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>47628453Tell the rest
"I... don't like to talk about what happened after that."
"Ah, but in life we must do many things that we do not enjoy! Ah, it is clear that you carry a great burden upon you! You have come this far, you must finish what you have started!"
Just wanted to thank you OP, it's the second time I read one of your threads and I always love it.
"Very well, Master Togo."
"The man knew there would be no pardon from the Emperor. As he was led to his death, the thought of his wife and son brought newfound strength to his arms, and he paused."
"The guards thought he merely feared his fate, for the man had seen this from convicts who were walked this same path. The guard behind him raised a hand, to goad him onward, and the one leading began to turn, a taunt rising on his lips, but they failed to see that the man's muscles trembled not with fear but with terrible rage."
SHIIINNGG"Before the guard could react, his sword was in the man's hand, swinging like lightning-"
SHIIIINNNNGGG"HYA!""Yaaaah-!"SHIIINNNGGGGGGG"The man fought with raw abandon, lost in the red haze which enveloped his mind. Though his hands were bound, this was an enemy none of the guards could hope to match."
"Like an animal, the man escaped, heedless of the danger around him. His thoughts were consumed with the faces of his family."
"As he approached his home town, he grew more and more certain that his family could still be saved, but as he crested the final hill, his eyes began to sting, for the valley was filled with smoke. He raced about, calling for his wife and son, but as he finally reached his home he saw flames lick from the walls, and that the trees which he had planted on the day he and his wife had been wedded blazed with crimson and orange, pouring black smoke into the sky. Coughing, he approached, as a soldier stepped from within."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47629728Run into the flames pushing the guard aside!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47629728Run into your burning house and see if you can save your family.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47629728run into the house and save the family
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>47629728Get scared and run away
>>47630141A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT BACK DOWN
"The man stepped to avoid the soldier, but his path was barred. Inside, his wife screamed, and he knew that she still yet lived."
"His son's cries of fright joined those of his wife, but as he fought with the soldier, two more emerged from their grim work."
"Hya-!"SHHIINNNNNGGG"Yaaah!"SHHHIIINNNGGGGG"Exhausted, the man's stolen sword became too heavy for him to wield, and as his attacks became blocks he knew that it was only a matter of time before he would fall.""Hya-
SHHHHIIINNNNNGGG"Again and again the soldiers struck at him, and soon all he could hear were the shrieks and cries of his wife and son as the fire consumed them both."
"And... and then?""And then-"
"I ran away. Their screams continued until I reached the edge of the town. After that... I could no longer tell which screams were theirs."
>>47631560Man these file names are killing me.
"When I came back, the house had burned to the ground. In the ashes I found the bones of my wife and son. They died in each other's arms."I also found my family's ancestral sword. Somehow, the soldiers had overlooked it. I left again, before anyone else could see me."
"It was then I swore an oath to find the general, the man with the dragon helmet, and to make him pay for what he had done that day.""Ah, and how do you feel, having shared your tale?"
"I feel... at peace. Thank you for your guidance, Master Togo.""Ah, then it is good that you have done this thing."
"Look, the rain is slowing down!""At last!""Ah, the wind is changing!"What will you do now?>Keep traveling>Tell another story>Get some rest>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>47632329>Get some rest
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47632329Have an orgy.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47632329>Get some rest
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47632329Keep traveling
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>47632329get some rest.(damn, that was dark)
"Yes?""I- I just wanted to say... if I had known, I never would have-""Don't worry about it. What's done is done."
"Tomorrow night we'll arrive in Kyomomo, and everything that is to happen will happen."
>>47632694Damn man. I came to have whacky lego adventures, I stayed for the feels. 10/10.
Top tier as usual, LegoQuest.
Thanks Legoman, waitLego Quest Man. There we go.
Stick around, there's one act left!
I can see why this quest is held with such high regards. Can't wait for the 3rd act LQ Guy.
"I can't believe you're still carrying those gold katanas around!""Moromoto said they were enchanted...""And you believed him?"
"Ah, Moromoto would have said anything to get Miku to agree to his marriage proposal!"
"I'm glad I was able to best him.""To save Miku from having to marry him?"
"I was thinking of the swords, but I suppose that was a nice benefit.""Hmph!""Besides, they may be worth something yet. Perhaps when we get to Kyomomo I'll be able to buy us all a hot meal.""Ah, I'm sure they will have sake... plum wine..."
"Do you-""Like I said, don't worry about it. What happened is in the past now.""But when this is all over, we-"
"There is no 'we'. I told you, Miku... I can't get involved. I- I don't want to see you hurt. If you stay with me, eventually..."
"What's-""Ah, keep walking..."
"I've never opened my heart to anyone before. You were the first to... the first one who I...""Miku-"
>>47633854>Inb4 heartfelt scene is interrupted by ninjas
"I-""Miku, wait.""I love you."[blades clanking][sound of footsteps stops]"...">Tell her you love her>Tell her you don't love her>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>47633943>Check surroundings for ninjas/hiding badguys
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47633943>Tell her you love her
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47633943"I know"
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47633943>Tell her you love her
>>47634099holy shit fuck you dice I don't like you very much either
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>47633943"I've already murdered my wife and son through my cowardice. I can't disgrace their memory."
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>47633985This
>>47634196Honorable as fuck. The only true way to go.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47633943Ah tell her ya love her ya mook!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47634196yup
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>47633943tell her you love her
"Did you hear what I said? I love you.""Miku, I-"
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>47633943"I love me too."
[rapid katana unsheathing noise]"Wait, what was that?"
[silence]"I don't hear anything."
"I know I heard something. There's always someone trying to claim the bounty on my h-""Stop letting your past determine your future!"
"You have had awful things done to you, but those things are in the past, they are nothing but ghosts! You see a path filled with regret, but when I look at you, I see a man who is capable of great heights! I see a man who can forge a shining light into the future, not one who will limp back into the darkness of the past! If you do not return my love, then so be it, but heed your own words and do not linger on that which you cannot change!""Miku-"
"I was going to tell you... that I lo-"
"Aaah-!"[katana unsheathing sound]"Miku!"
[mechanical growling noise]"Aaah, get it off of me-""Hold on, I'll-""You'll stay right there is what you'll do.""Eh-?"
>>47634924>CYBER HOUND"What sort of sorcery is this?"
"Not a sound, or the pretty girl gets her throat ripped out. We wouldn't want to have your friends intrude!""Who are you?"
>>47634937Probably some kind of ninja puppetry technique.
>>47634937Puppet jutsu from a crafty ninja maybe?
"My name is Sozoku, but that's not going to matter to you. You're the man with the red pants. Killing you will make me a rich man."
"Maybe, but trying will make you a dead man.""Big talk!""Let's make this quick."
"I'm going to take my time! Whirling Light Of Steel! Yaaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>47635259Angry crow takes flight
>>47635259Flying Monk technique!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47635259>>47635271
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>47635326fuck forgot dice
"Hya-caw!"[fabric rustling]"Whaaa-? Angry Crow Takes Flight?! But that technique is just a myth-"
"It's more real than your empty boasts."SHIIIIINNNNNNGGG"Aaaaugh! My spear!"
PAFF"Tell you what... I've come to a reawakening in my spiritual life. How about we end this fight as friends and I let you walk away with your guts intact?"
"Grrrrrr!""It was worth a try."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! And roll another d12 for whatever Miku does as well! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47635767Slice open his jacket with a Sniffing Fox Finds Rabbit attack, then take out the CyberDog® Remote Control and switch the dial from "Bad Guy" to "Good Guy".
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47635767Throw magic katanas at him
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47635767Miku ends the fight peacefully, like a woman.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>47635767That thing where two guys pass each other and then the bad guy in the background stands there for a moment before dying
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47635767Give him a "Warning Cut" with a Reverse Blade Bartering Technique, then try to get the CyberDog® Remote Control so you can switch the dial from "Attack" to "Passive".
"Alright, Sozoku, I wasn't going to do this, but you've forced my hand. These magical katanas ensure the wielder can win any ba-"
[mechanical growling noise]"-aaaaack!"
"Don't even think about it."
"Now, get up and turn around. No funny moves."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And roll another d12 for whatever Miku does as well!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>47636210Miku remembers she's a trained swordswoman and breaks his arm.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47636210Stand up and kick that katana into his leg.
>>47636210Throw a katana at the bounty hunter.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47636210disable the robot with a logical paradox. DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF
>>47636346Your roll makes sense considering that isn't even a paradox.
"Let go of me!""What are you-"
>>47636346Why is it a paradox? Doesn't set contain itself by definition?
"Come back here!""Aaaaaah!""Miku!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>47636455When everything else fails, use sand! I'm gonna fuck up this roll too, probably
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>47636455Hands of the Bloody Rose
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>47636455Do a sick flip and spin and send the robodog hurtling into its owner.>>47636482Stop fucking rolling dude.
>>47636482Jesus Christ, stop rolling
>>47636482Yea, you are.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>47636455See >>47636500
"Aaaauh, my arm!"
"Miku! Eternal Storm of the Desert Sa-aaauuugh!""Ha! You, the killer of killers? Ridiculous! This is the easiest money I've ever made! Yaaaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Miku do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>47636834Team-up! Double Bleeding Blossom Strike!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>47636834Pull out a knife he had been hiding in his belt and stab him in the face/leg/arm
"Ready to die?""Of course."
"Are you?""Wha-?""Double Bleeding Blossom Strike!"
SHIIIINGGG"Ha! You missed!"
"But I didn't."
"Ah, there you are!"
"Master Togo!""Ah, does this have anything to do with the wolf we just saw running into the woods?""It was just a combination attack-""Ah, young love!"
"Isn't it a little early to be getting dark?""Ah, now that you mention it...""That's not the sunset-"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
[slow ominous drumbeat]
"Oh? What's this?"
"The fugitive delivers himself to me! Won't the Emperor be pleased when I present your head on a platter...""You won't live to see the night."
"You murdered my wife! My son! And for what, jealousy? Jealousy that you and I might somehow be favored by the Emperor alongside one another? You have done too many wrongs, sown far too much suffering and strife for one death to atone... but I will have your death. I will have justice."
"Oh, I don't think you'll be bringing anyone to justice today.""What-?"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>47638262Take out those snakes first
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>47638262Get away from the sick looking gentleman, he looks like he's going to blow chunks
>>47638262Does that guy have flamethrower hands?
>>47638650I'm more concerned about the lack of a shirt under that leather jacket.
"Slowing Grip of Winter!""Eeaaauuh-?"
"Yeeeee! Spider Monkey Eye-Bite!"
WSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHNK"YAAAAAAAH! MY EYE!"
"At last... it's just you and me."'Very impressive. You've become a much more skilled fighter than when you escaped. But you won't defeat me. You've never been able to defeat me.""The past does not determine the future."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>47638966defeat him
>>47638980>"The past does not determine the future."But that rolling might >>47638980
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>47638966Revenge.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47638966Go for the throat! (I can't think of a fancy attack name)
>>47638993I'm so sorry
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>47638966Make it slow. Start with chopping off his hands.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>47638966Give him a nice faceful of sand.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>47638966Get into a defensive stance and counter Kyomomo's next move.
>>47639024shoulda been faster, sandguy
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>47638966Run away.
>>47639024Sand is literally our best option every time. Shame Miku hasn't learned to replicate it yet.
SHIIIINNNGGSHIIINNGG"You HAVE improved! But you are still nothing to me. You are no general."SHIIIINNGGG"I will have justice!""You will have nothing. You will never be my equal.""You left me to die!""You couldn't even do that properly."
"Here, let me show you how it's done."SCHLUCK"Urk-!"
"NO!""Ah, you must not interfere! He must see this battle through to the end alone!"
>>47639538I love this fuckin monk I sware
"How does it feel to know you're dying?""It... hurts...""I expect it does. But then you knew that would happen. You've seen your share of deaths. Never thought it would be your own, did you? Any last words before you die?""Just...""Justice? There is no justice in this world, or any other. There is only what we take for ourselves.""No... just... just... wanted to say..."
"Carpet of Burning Leaves! Hya!"PAFF"YEEAAAAAAAARRRRGH! My eyes-!"
[slow motion air noises]
>>47639725Well that was easier than expected
"...come back to me..."
>>47639834good night Lego Quest, you're the best.
>>47639834>goodnightNOWAITIS HE ALIVEHOW WILL MIKU DEAL WITH SURPRISE EYEBROWSYOU CAN'T LEAVE IT LIKE THIS, MAN
>>47639869They're just legos, calm down
Bam!I don't want to brag, but that last scene was pretty hot! It's way past my bedtime, but I really wanted to see this through to the end, so I hope everybody had fun!If you liked this and want some more Lego Quest, most of the previous six years of episodes are archived on suptg along with all the pictureshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20QuestThe official Lego Quest wiki now has most of the characters for TMWTRP, as well as nearly five hundred other articles:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_WikiAnd if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode starts or resumes:@EndmanOfFuturonGoodnight, Legonauts!
>>47639883NO YOU CALM DOWN>>47639888Goodnight, thanks for running! Great episode.
>>47639888Thanks for running.
>>47639888Thanks for running LQ. Very dramatic ending.
>>47639888Thanks LQ! Amazing as always!
>>47639888thank you for running it! It's a great read and I can't believe I've apparently been missing it for 6 years...
>>47639888Thanks for running! This stuff is amazing!
>>47639888Can't wait until the next one! ;-;
>>47639914>>47639927>>47639972>>47639991>>47640017>>47640204>>47641339Thanks everybody! I had a ton of fun running this, but it's great to hear that I'm not the only one!
>>47639883NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T
>>47636448It's supposed to be "does a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?"
>>47644753that's not a paradox at all, the original one is a paradox because if a set contains all sets then you've just created a new set that is not contained in that first set. a set of all sets is like asking for the highest number.
>>47644921The first isn't a paradox. It's just a set that contains an infinite amount of sets.The second is because if set A contains all sets that do not contain themselves, and it does not contain itself, than it must contain itself. And so on.
>>47644753>>47644921>>47645049I'm pretty sure robot dogs are immune to paradoxes because they're dogs.
>>47619310Has he got a third arm hidden behind the cape or do you pop it off for every sheathing/unsheathing?
>>47651472>Has he got a third arm hidden behind the cape or do you pop it off for every sheathing/unsheathing?In the beginning I actually did pop an arm off every time I needed to make that pose, but I don't like to remove arms if I don't need to because it can lead to torsos cracking. By the third episode of TMWTRP I had a spare detached arm that I used and just positioned the attached arm where you couldn't see it.>>47648775If I had to pick one tune for this episode, it would probably be this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWo__6Xn6Qs
Since there's one image space left, I can post this guy and give him a little publicity. This is Domu, the zombie ninja. If the players had gone through the ruins instead of taking the long way around, they would have come to a place with a bunch of weapons laying on the ground and Domu. If you cut off an arm or a leg it would still attack. Probably for the best that he didn't appear, because it's almost impossible to make more than two objects float at the same time.
>>47653944Well, he's a zombie. Maybe he'll be around in the sequel.
>>47654132>the sequelI wish! This was one of the most fun settings I've ran, but I think I'd better quit while I'm ahead.A few Easter eggs for this episode:>>47617140The kanji actually says "Dragon King", or at least that's what Google Translate tells me it says.>>47617159The idea for the stage came to me at the last second before I started taking pictures. Before that I was just shooting on level ground. Really think the stage itself makes the shots.>>47617842Fake leg>>47619499>>47619464That guy in the back in black is a kuroko. You're not supposed to be able to see him. When I was shooting that picture I thought it would be funny to put one in the scene, plus he was able to drag the scenery stage left to make it look like they were walking stage right.>>47619464When you've written yourself into a corner and you need "an important man", you can't go wrong with a diplomat.>>47635259These guys were going to actually be in the ruined city, so I recycled them here because it seemed like people wanted a fight. The doggie wasn't originally in the script, but I made it playing around with some pieces and /toy/ seemed to like it so I put it in as Sozoku's helper.>mfw Sozoku means "petty thief" but I didn't know it when I made up his name on the spot>>47636141I'm glad those gold katanas turned out to be good for something. I wasn't planning on anything with them other than flavor text but then suddenly they were in the inventory screen.>>47636788I think some variation on this is how I'm going to do "kneeling in dress" from now on.>>47639834This actually does say "The End" (supposedly).>>47639888Red baseplate, red background, and UV lights to make the transparent orange flames glow, plus I tweaked my camera settings to intensify the reds. Overall probably the coolest-looking scene I've shot next to Will Banger's underwater stuff.Next game is probably going to be Will Banger.
>>47654580>This was one of the most fun settings I've ran, but I think I'd better quit while I'm ahead.No sequel with Red Pants and Miku's kid? Trained by his/her parents and Auntie Noh?
>>47655657Prooooooooobably not.One more Easter egg: Togo's two facial expressions are not two separate heads. As one anon recognized last game, his head is Benny from The Lego Movie, with printing on both front and back. Every shot of him had to be posed in a way where he could be looking toward or only slightly away from the camera, or else I had to obscure the "back" of his head like this shot >>47633943