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Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kantai%20Collection%20Pacific%20Strike

Other Quests: http://pastebin.com/sYpqmWZg

You are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!

Currently, you were sitting in a slightly cramped conference room with the rest of your Task Force, along with a veritable army of officers and suits from various law enforcement, security, intelligence, and military agencies, including the Captain. Thankfully, the Fletchers were isolated from the rest of the crowd, cordoned into a corner of the table between North Carolina and Portland to ensure they didn't get into trouble. However, the presence of all these high ranking men was enough to cow them into silence. Even the smaller destroyer girls could sense the anxiety and tension hanging over the room.

The other shipgirls, like your sisters, San Diego, White Plains, and Haida were trying to stay as calm as possible.

Naturally, tensions were high since just a few hours ago, a group of men tried to attack the President, or the Constitution, or maybe both. Thanks to the efforts of you and your task force, you managed to thwart the attack rather easily, but it's left quite a lot of people shaken up.

"All right, I suppose it's time to get this debriefing started." The Captain coughs and stands to break the ice. "Before we start, does anybody have any questions?"

>Ask where the President is.
>Ask what's going on outside now.
>Let the Captain continue.
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>>47717447
>Ask what's going on outside now

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
This week, war thunder adds ATGMs, world of warships adds more Arpeggio missions, and world of tanks becomes rocket (tanks) league
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>>47717447
>>Ask what's going on outside now.
Since I'm pretty sure that POTUS's location is now on a need-to-know basis (i.e., "aboard Air Force One circling over Ohio").
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>>47717447
>Let the Captain continue.
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>>47717447
>>Let the Captain continue.
let hear what they have for now before asking any question.
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>>47717481
"And by Air Force One we mean his personal jet fighter. No, please don't ask anymore..."
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>>47717447
>>Let the Captain continue.
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>>47717447
>Ask what's going on outside now.
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>>47717447
>Ask what's going on outside now.
So Merc, how long was posting down for? I didn't even notice, but I was on another board skimming shit...
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>>47717549
At least half an hour.
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>>47717576
Everywhere or just /tg/?
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>>47717447
>>Let the Captain continue.
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>>47717447
>>Ask what's going on outside now.

>>47717584
everywhere
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So how many think the POTUS has a bit of Roosevelt blood in them?
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>>47717549
Posting went down about 9:20 EST and came back up roughly an hour plus change later
Apparently, blocking a nation's IPs cut off a ddos that was wrecking the servers
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>>47717613
Wow. Hell of a way to stop a ddos.
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>>47717632
"You wanna put out an oil fire, Sir, you set off a bigger explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen. Snuffs the flame. "
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>>47717632
Anyone got an idea which nation got hit with the hammer?
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>>47717698
Someone said its Russia. Not sure if its true.
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>>47717447
"Um, I got a question." You raise your hand, and are instantly met with the stares of dozens of pairs of eyes from the older men in the room. Your hear stops for a brief second, but you remind yourself that you're a shipgirl, and not just any regular girl and power through your anxiety. "We got whisked away pretty quick after that whole thing. What's going on outside?"

"Chaos. It can simply be said to be chaos." The Captain sighs. "Boston, and the entire state of Massachusetts, really, has been completely locked down, and security alerts have been raised nationwide. An assassination attempt on the President of the United States, especially in a time of war, is not to be taken lightly."

"However, we are doing our best to mitigate the damage." One of the gathered men adds in.

"I'm not sure how wise the tactic is, though." The Captain sighs as he turns on the projector screen. Almost immediately, you see stills and recorded footage of the battle plastered all over every news channel and website.

"Is that...?" Portland gasps.

"That's correct." The Captain nods. "We've released the footage of all of you fighting to protect the President to the public to try and reassure everybody that everything was under control."

(cont)
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>>47717954

You catch a flash of Kidd running back and forth on the deck of a large yacht, swinging her cutlass wildly and laughing maniacally as terrorists fleeing her literally jumped overboard into the water to escape. You see Luce, Wren, and Daly silently fistbumping Kidd at the sight of that clip.

"That's the second highest trending clip." Someone chuckles.

"WHAT?!" Kidd shoots straight up and plants a foot on the table, her uncovered eye blazing with fury. "I WENT AND CAPTURED AN ENTIRE SHIP AND ITS BOOTY FOR MESELF! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE COOLER THAN THAT?!"

"This." The Captain sighs as he points to another clip of Portland 'carrying' the President to safety as he rode on her heavy cruiser rig with the stupidest, most childish smile on his face.

Almost immediately the temperature in the room rises as steam is literally pouring out of Portland's ears.

"T-they recorded that...?" She whimpered, her glasses already fogging over.

>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
>DAMAGE CONTROL!
>Other
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>>47717973
>>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
Portland likes older men~
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47717973
>>Other
Roll 1d20 to not laugh

Also,
>DAMAGE CONTROL!
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>>47717973
>>DAMAGE CONTROL!
We do need to get the rest of the briefing in. Portland bursting a boiler would rather hinder that.
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>>47717973
>DAMAGE CONTROL!
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>>47717973
>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
They will expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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>>47717973
>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>47717973
>Other
Give Portland a hug. Taunt her later.
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>>47717973
>>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>47717973
>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
MUST PRESS BUTTONNNNN
>>47718067
Can we taunt her to explode as we hug her?
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>>47717973
>>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>47718057
Is this all part of your plan?
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>>47717973
>>DAMAGE CONTROL!
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>>47717973
>EXPLODE THIS ROOM WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>47717973
>>DAMAGE CONTROL!
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>>47717973
>watch as Portland tries to explain to the captain "it was a one time thing", before catching herself.
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Okay, this is merc, I'm having weird posting issues right now I'm trying to figure them out right now.
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>>47718354
Test
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>>47718354
THE CHINESE ARE COMING AFTER OUR MAY-MAYS!
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>>47718342
..NC is the one into the Captain.
>>47718354
Okay. We will wait warmly.
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>>47717973
"Well," You grin, "Sweet Pea always did have a thing for older men like the Admiral"

>Roll 1d20
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>>47718451
Grave Robber?
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47718451
RIP Hoel.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47718451
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>>47718451
Fucking word filter, man.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47718451
>>47718457
>Portland the Graverobber
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well, we are succeed but i am not sure what we are succeeded in.
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>>47718465
What?
Nice rolls all around though.
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>>47718487
I think it was succeeding in not fucking up the joke and getting thrown out
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So who thinks this isn't just a simple assassination attempt by some regular nutjobs, but actually a SHADOWRUN tier plot?
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>>47718544
The scale seems quite grand enough to dismiss its just a nutjob work. But it crude enough for SHADOWRUN, unless they expecting the shipgirls to foil this attempt and their real plan is somewhere else.....
like LOOK AT THAT GOOFY GRIN, WOULD YOU LEAVE THIS NATION FUTURE ON MAN LIKE THIS?
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>>47718544
As long as a certain someone isn't sending assassins pumped up with Abyssal/Artificial Shipgirl juice to get a new president into office, I think we'll be fine.
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Holy shit if these posting errors are related to some word filter I'm going to stab someone.
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>>47718697
Looks like whoever locked the site down 3 hours ago is back with a proxy
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Welp, posting as an image because fucking word filter.
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?

Meh, the pic works.
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>>47718737
>What kind of group
>other
to FBI rep: "Do you need help to make them talking? Maybe we could help. Somehow".
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?

What's the word filter doing?
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?
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>>47718697
>What kind of groups?
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>>47718673
>>47718673
>Abyssal/Artificial Shipgirl juice

Wouldn't surprised if they decided to inject themselves with a perfected version to test the effects.
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>>47718737
>What kind of groups?
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>>47718847
>Their personality starts changing to be more 'open
>Facial features become fair, and smoother, and they decide to change their appearance
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>>47718737
Ugh, it looks like this is going to become a running trend tonight.
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>>47719000
>The WHAT?!
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>>47719000
>You know, I'm somehow not surprised.
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>>47719000
>You know, I'm somehow not surprised.
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>>47719000
>Somehow I'm not even surprised
let me guess eco-guilt or just general misanthropy
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>>47719000
>THE WHAT?
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>>47719000
>You know, I'm somehow not surprised.
We now them better than anyone, probably.
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>>47719000
>You know, I'm somehow not surprised.
Hoel is like 20% Abyssal sympathiser. 100% if you count Woel.
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Oh god, I hope Woel doesn't get dragged into the Sympathizer group because she looks sorta like them.
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>>47719000
>The WHAT?!
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>>47719000
>The WHAT?!
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>>47719000
>Somehow, not surprised
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>>47719069
There's always the extremely unlikely possibility of her being led into a not really threatening group of tryhards and edgelords.
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>>47719157
The only place she's getting dragged into is a maid cafe.
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>The WHAT?!

Went to HMCS Haida on Sunday, definitely worth a visit if you're nearby.
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>>47719168
>Cafe full of tryhards and edgelords

Woel'll probably get a promotion from the publicity
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>>47719000
I'm starting to get real tired of this shit.
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>>47719223
>Check on Portland
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>>47719223
I'm honestly curious because I didn't see anything wrong with your earlier post, what is the word filter doing, I mean besides the obvious.
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>>47719223
>Sure thing.
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>>47719223
>Sure thing.
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>>47719223
>Sure thing.
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>>47719223
>Sure thing
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>>47719223
>Sure thing
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>>47719223
>Check on Portland
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>>47719232
Maybe it doesn't like the FBI?
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>>47719223
>Sure thing.
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>>47719232
Probably the site acting up again. Wouldn't be the dumbest thing it's done this evening
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>>47719223
>Sure thing
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>>47719232
I thinking it's something to do with posting length.
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>>47719223
Sigh...
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>>47719391
>Oh! How's she doing?

It'll be fixed....eventually.
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>>47719391
>The what and what?
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>>47719391
>The what and what?
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>>47719391
>The what and what?
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>>47719391
>The what and what?
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>>47719382
Odd...If it was post length, then it should be no problem with your shorter posts...Unless you decide to break them up into smaller parts.
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>>47719391
>Oh! How's she doing?
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>>47719391
>Oh! How's he doing?
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>>47719391
The what and what?
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>>47719391
"The what and what?" You blink.

"The USS Gerald R. Ford." The Captain repeats the name. "Our newest and most advance class of supercarrier. She's just completed her last major refits and shakedown runs and is ready to be deployed."

The Captain then activates the projector, which shows the image of a MASSIVE carrier, the largest that you've ever seen! And extremely sleek and smooth lines, too. You think to yourself that she'd be pretty damn attractive as a shipgirl...

"You're drooling." Heerman warns as she pokes you in the shoulder.

"Whoops." You wipe your mouth and also notice White Plains staring at the pictures with a hint of jealousy as well. After all, she was just a mere escort carrier.

"Anyways," The Captain continues, "Due to our current commitments in the Pacific, SecNav feels that the Ford should be transferred there. Unfortunately, due to her size, the Ford can't fit through the Panama Canal..."

"...which means she'll have to go around the southern tip of South America..." San Diego concludes with dread. "That brings her awfully close to the Antarctic Dark Zone."

(cont)
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>>47719643
"Which is why we need a heavy escort for her." The Captain nods in confirmation. "That's why you'll be deploying at full strength."

"So, when do we meet her?" You ask excitedly.

"You'll meet her when she has to round the southern tip of South America." The Captain explains. "We'll be temporarily transferring you to the Falklands ahead of her planned departure date to clear a path for her. That close to the Antarctic DZ, Abyssal concentrations in that region are unacceptably high.

"The Falklands?" Johnston frowns.

"Oh, you mean the islands off the coast of Argentina?" Haida's eyes widen.

"The very same." The Captain nods. "Since the war started, the Falklands has served as the first line of defense against Abyssals trying to break out of Antarctica into the southern Atlantic. Since it's British territory, the base is run by the Royal Navy, so I hope you're all ready for some joint operations."

>I got no problem with Brits.
>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!
>Other
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>>47719655
>>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!
"Hell, Haida is essentially one!"
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>>47719655
>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!

Time for Courageous?
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>>47719655
>I got no problem with Brits.
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>>47719655
>I got no problem with Brits.
Everything working again Merc?
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>>47719655
>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!
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>>47719655
>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!
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>>47719655
>>I got no problem with Brits.
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>>47719655
>>Hah, I ain't scared of Brits!
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>>47719655
>I got no problem with Brits.
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>>47719655
>>I got no problem with Brits.
>>Other
"as long as they doesn't offer Jellied Ell"
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>>47719655
>Other

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
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>>47719655
Welp, looks like posting is still fucked.
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>>47719855
>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
>>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
>Wait, does that mean...?
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>>47719855
> Other
What about logistics? Will our ammunition be restocked?
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>>47719855
"Wait, does that mean..." You look to your sisters who have the same hopeful look on your faces. "We can go back to Hawaii!??!"

"That's the plan, yes." The Captain confirms. "Once you've secured a path for the Ford, you'll continue to escort her until she manages to sail into safe territory. Then afterwards, you'll be transferred back to the Pacific theater. Keeping the lifeline to Japan secure has proven much tougher than expected, so we need additional shipgirls to bolster our forces there."

"Fuckin' told ya." You mumble.

"What was that?" North Carolina raises her eyebrow, her enhanced hearing catching what the Captain didn't.

"Nothing!" You shake your head quickly.

"That's all for now. You'll be given additional details closer to the departure date." The Captain says as his eyes narrow, glaring at something just out of your peripheral vision. You turn to see a smug looking, suited man sitting in a chair at the very end of the table. Did, did slip in when you weren't looking? Or was he always there and you didn't notice?

"You should all leave now." The Captain growls, obviously unhappy at the presence of the new stranger.

>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
>Time to get the hell outta here.
>Other
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>>47720022
>>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
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>>47720022
>Time to get the hell outta here.
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>>47720022
>>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
Is he here to close down the schoolship?
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>>47720022
>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
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>>47720022
>>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
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>>47720022
>Wait a minute, who the heck is it his guy?
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>>47720022
>Time to get the hell outta here.
Got things to do.
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>>47720049
ugh, not him again.
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>>47720022
>Wait a minute, who the heck is this guy?
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>>47720022
>Time to get the hell outta here.
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>>47720022
"Waitaminute, who the hell is this guy?" You point an accusing finger at the smug, suited man.

However, before the Captain can even think of saying anything the response, the suited man slides his way into the conversation effortlessly like a snake.

"The name is Mr. Lynch, from the CIA." The man gives a smile so oily that you're tempted to set it on fire with an HE shell. "I believe this is the first time we met, Hoel."

"Yeah..." You frown as you glance at your sisters nervously. They were getting the creeps from him, too.

"As I said before, you should all leave-"

"Ah, not quite yet." Lynch wags a finger. "I believe what I've come to say involves these girls here as well."

"Make it fast." The Captain growls. You swear you see North Carolina making to move to stop him from just lunging across the room to strangle Lynch.

"Oh, I plan to." Lynch chuckles and turns back to you. "You know, I have something of a proposition for you, or, well, more specifically, your other you."

>Go on...
>I have no clue what you're talking about.
>No. Hell no. HELL NAW.
>Other
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>>47720241
>>Other
just walk out, no response no acknowledgment.
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>>47720241
>>No. Hell no. HELL NAW.
THREATEN WITH GUNS
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>>47720241
>>Other
"....who?"
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>>47720241
>>Other
NOPE NOPE NOPE (Exit, moonwalking)
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>>47720256
>>47720263
Supporting making an exit.
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>>47720241
>>Other
Jump up and punch him
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>>47720241
>>I have no clue what you're talking about.
Let's be perfectly honest, at least Aidan Gillen didn't walk in
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>>47720273
This is fun too. FUCK SPOOKS
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>>47720241

>>47720256
>>47720263
NOPE.
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>>47720241
>No. Hell no. HELL NAW.
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>>47720241
>>I have no clue what you're talking about.
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>>47720241
>I have no clue what you're talking about.
Abyssal clone? what abyssal clone? don't be ridiculous.
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>>47720241
>>No. Hell no. HELL NAW.
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>>47720241
>No. Hell no. HELL NAW.
Mate, fuck off.
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>>47720241
All right, there's a consensus just to leave the guy in your dust, but there's a lot of different answers being thrown about here, so lets narrow things down!

>Feign ignorance.
>Tell him to fuck off.
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>>47720340
We should really phone Woel and tell her to stay low, and about those Abyssal Sympathizing Edgelords and Tryhards, and the serious ones.

>>47720356
>>Feign ignorance.
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>>47720356
>>Feign ignorance.
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>>47720356
>tell him to fuck off
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>>47720356
>Tell him to fuck off.
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>>47720356
>>Tell him to fuck off.

we are going to have to tell Woel after all, they know we know that they know that we are tell Woel who know now that they know about her knowing them
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>>47720356
>Tell him to fuck off.
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>>47720356
>Tell him to fuck off.
I have a sudden interest in exiting the room at my earliest convenience.
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>>47720356
>>Feign ignorance.
>>47720361
Yes, but not soon. He might monitoring our communication.
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>>47720356
>Feign ignorance.
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>>47720356
>>Tell him to fuck off.
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>>47720356
>>Tell him to fuck off.
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>>47720356
>Tell him to fuck off.

Honestly it's what we'd do
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Guys, Woel deserves to hear about what he is offering first, she wants to help....
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>>47720400
if I had to guess, they want her to spy on the abyssals
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>>47720356
>Tell him to fuck off.

>We should really phone Woel and tell her to stay low, and about those Abyssal Sympathizing Edgelords and Tryhards, and the serious ones.
This also
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>>47720407
you are Woel, formerly a destroyer now a maid. And you hate it. Now you just found out your twin passed on a mission of great importance in some relation to the assassination attempt on POTUS and you are *insert emotion* Hoel very much....
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>>47720356
"How about you go take that smug attitude of yours and GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT!" You stick your tongue out at him and give him the one finger salute.

"Well, you don't have to be so rude about it." Lynch sighs, apparently used to be treated poorly by others. Big surprise.

"C'mon girls, let's blow this popsicle stand!" You grumble as you stomp out, your sisters and the rest of the task force in tow.

Goddamn you were in a bad mood. Maybe you should go see how Portland was doing, or even check in on Woel. Actually, on second thought, maybe that's what Lynch wanted you to do. Maybe talk with Anna to make sure the phone is still safe?

>Check on Portland
>Check on Anna
>Check on Woel
>Other
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>>47720483
>>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
>>Check on Woel
Don't Trust ANYONE!
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>>47720483
>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
>>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
>>Check on Anna
ANNA ARE YOU SURE THE PHONE IS ENCRYPTED?!

REALLY REALLY SURE?!

ABSOLUTELYTASICALLY?!
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>>47720483
>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
>Check on Anna
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>>47720483
ANNA BETRAYAL IN 3...2....1.....


why
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>>47720483
>Check on woel
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>>47720356
>Feign ignorance.

HELL NAW, TO THE NAW NAW NAW!
>>
GUYS, FORGET THE MISSION, WE NEED TO GET TO WOEL RIGHT NOW, ASAP
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>>47720483
>Check on Anna
Seems like the safest bet.
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>>47720585
And how the hell are we supposed to do that?
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>>47720483
Maybe you should check in on Anna. You know, just in case.

"Hey, guys, I'm gonna see if I can find Anna." You tell the others. "You mind...?"

"Don't worry, we'll take care everything else." San Diego grins. "You go along now."

White Plains gives you a silent thumbs up.

"Have fun with your girlfriend~!" Johnston coos.

"Ha, you just wish you had one!" You laugh as you wave and separate from the main group.

You head over to where you'd most likely find Anna at, the coffee store. She always needed to get her fix after a long patrol, after all. Sure enough, you see Anna, waiting impatiently in line like a little child (though, she kinda was one). Her antenna twitching wildly in annoyance.

Heh, it doesn't look like she's seen you coming...

>Greet her normally.
>SURPRISE ATTACK
>Other
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>>47720636
>SURPRISE ATTACK
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>>47720636
>Other
>SURPRISE ATTACK
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>>47720636
>>Greet her normally.
She's expecting a surprise attack, so let's surprise her by not surprising her!
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>>47720636
>>SURPRISE ATTACK
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>>47720636
>>Greet her normally.
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>>47720636
>>SURPRISE ATTACK
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>>47720636
>>Other
FROM SOMEWHERE, produce a cuppa and give it to her, personally
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>>47720636
>Greet her normally.
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>>47720636
>SURPRISE ATTACK
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>>47720636
>greet her weirdly.

Acting normal will only set off red flags! This will keep her on her toes workout risking OVERHEAT.
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>>47720636
>Greet her normally.
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>>47720636
>Greet her normally.
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>>47720636
>Greet her teasingly
>Other: Use a burst from our SPY-1 to get a peak. Mention the nice color of her underwear.
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>>47720636
Well, heheh, you decide it's just as good a time as any to give Anna a little surprise! But what to do...

>Swipe some coffee for her.
>Super close quarters escort!
>I spy with my radar eyes...
>Other
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>>47720786
>I spy with my radar eyes...
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>>47720786
>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720786
>>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720786
>>I spy with my radar eyes...
FIND THE SURPRISE TATTOO!
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>>47720786
>Super close quarters escort!
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>>47720786
>>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720786
>>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720786
>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720786
>>I spy with my radar eyes...
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>>47720786
You decide to do something nice for Anna for a change. You can see that the baristas manning the coffee kiosk were being overworked as usual, considering there was no shortage of military personnel in need of the extra shot of energy, especially in light of the recent attack. It was a simple matter of just swiping one of the many waiting cups of coffee from one of the ready trays. Nobody was going to notice one missing coffee cup out of dozens, after all.

"Hey, Anna!" You say cheerfully as you pat the communications ship on the shoulder. "Got ya a present!"

"Ohmygoshthankyou!" Anna squeals as she snatches the cup from you, tears the the cap off, and just gulps the entire thing down like an alcoholic getting his fix. Her antenna twitched wildly all the while. After finishing, she takes a deep, satisfied breath. "I really, REALLY needed that!"

"Long day?" You ask.

"Long day." Anny confirms.

>Ask about her day first.
>Cut straight to Woel's phone.
>Other
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>>47720786
>>Swipe some coffee for her.
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
>>Cut straight to Woel's phone.
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
>>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
>Cut straight to Woel's phone.
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first
Gotta be nice and non-pervy some times
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>>47720948
>Ask about her day first.
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>>47720948
"Well, how have things been for you, lately?" You ask.

"Uuuuuggggh. UUUUUGGGGHHHH." Anna groans, crushing the paper cup in her hands before dunking it into a nearby trash can. You don't believe you've ever seen Anna so miffed before! "Things were going great until a bunch meanies tried to attack the President! So I was up all night and all day helping the FBI intercept every signal and communication going in and out of Boston! Every. Single. One!"

"Sounds rough." You nod sympathetically.

"It is! Unbelievably!" Anna says as she snatches a coffee cup right out another person's hands and gulps it down before he can protest.

>Well, we're shipping out again soon, so you'll have time to relax!
>Awwww, you want me to make you feel all better~?
>Other
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>>47721084
>>Well, we're shipping out again soon, so you'll have time to relax!
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>>47721084
>Awwww, you want me to make you feel all better~?
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>>47721084
>Awww, you want me to make you feel better?

MAXIMUM BULLY

Also, who wants to bet the CIA used the FBI's work as cover so they could find dirt? Thus finding Whoel?
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>>47721084
>Well, we're shipping out again soon, so you'll have time to relax!
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>>47721084
>Awww, you want me to make you feel better?
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>>47721084
>>Well, we're shipping out again soon, so you'll have time to relax!
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>>47721124
Depends on whether or not the factions have fully infiltrated the organizations, and what each of the groups goals are.

>one group wants to integrate Abyssals
>the other wants to give them their own country via separatism
>Both of them hate each other.
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>>47721084
"Awwwww." You rub your cheek against Anna's and instantly feel it warm up. "You want me to make you feel all better~?"

"F-feel better?!" Anna stammers. "H-how?!"

"Oh, I dunno." You shrug with a suggestive smile. "What would you like to do?"

"Ah, um, well..." Anna pauses for second. "I'm really tired. M-maybe we can just listen to some music together?"

>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
>You wanna invite anyone else over?
>Other
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>>47721249
>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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>>47721249
>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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>>47721084
>>Awwww, you want me to make you feel all better~?
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>>47721249
>>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYjcNR7W-Ow
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>>47721249
>>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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>>47721249
>>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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>>47721249
>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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>>47721249
>That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!
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"That sounds nice! Just the two of us~!" You grin.

"Yeah! It'll be great!" Anna positively beams and grabs your hand, pulling you along. "Come on!"

"What, right now?" You blink.

"Well, if not, when are we gonna?" Anna laughs.

>Ask her about Woel's phone first.
>Eh, it can wait.
>Other
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>>47721409
>Eh, it can wait.
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>>47721409
>>Eh, it can wait.
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>>47721409
>Eh, it can wait.
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>>47721409
>Ask her about Woel's phone first.
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>>47721409
>Ask her about Woel's phone first.
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>>47721409
>Ask her about Woel's phone first.
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>>47721409
>>Eh, it can wait.
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>>47721409 #
>Eh, it can wait

This was a hard choice...
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Sorry about this update taking so long! I had to take care of a few things!

>>47721409
Shit, weren't you going to talk to her about Woel's phone? Eh well, you guess it could wait another time. You let Anna tug you along back to her quarters.

"Oh man, this is gonna be so greeeeaaat!" Anna squeaks. "I've been downloading new albums into my servers and there's just all these cool songs I want you to hear!"

"Really? I thought you were supposed to be working?" You give an amused grin.

"Ah, well, you know, can't just be working all the time, right?" Anna chuckles as she adjusts her headphones. "Well, wanna hear?"

"Sure thing." You laugh as you bend down to share her headphones and she cranks up the volume...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0MFSFKRjY

>And that's it for tonight! Sorry this thread seemed so slow today, due to a bunch of unfortunate site issues early on. Anyways, next thread is next week and don't forget Infinite Stars on Saturday!
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>>47721719
Also, I guess since there's extra posts we can use them for Q&A or discussion if you want. I'll answer to the best of my ability!
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>>47721719
Thanks for running, Merc!

I feel like this is gonna backfire tremendously.
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>>47721719
Thanks for running Merc.
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>>47721725
Thanks for running, boss.



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