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You are 2nd Lt. Sam Fischer of the USMC Second Marine Expeditionary unit, and you are stuck once again in a metal coffin. The North Sea was cold and the chill was seeping through into the cockpit, even in the middle of summer as you slowly cruised under the waves. Foss is monitoring the SONAR systems as you piloted the Avenger miles away from any of your squadron mates. You are alone in the vast emptiness of the sea. Miles away over the horizon, men and women are fighting and dying against horrific alien monsters intent on consuming everything on the planet. Meanwhile, you were stuck out here, hunting something different: A Russian submarine. As such, your TSA has been outfitted with some torpedoes rather than the usual autocannons or VLS boxes that Pam and the crews slap onto the thing whenever you have to blow shit up on dry land.

You kill the video feed being projected into your eyes and hit the autopilot so you can relax yourself for a little bit. Foss keeps at his normal operations as you rotate your head back to take a quick look at the few things you’ve decorated your cockpit with since your deployment. Obviously, Foss put a bit of a pinup towards his side of the cockpit, and right next to that a picture of his grandfather and the symbol of the corps. Your side is a little more austere, and has a brand new addition taken from a commissar.

It’s a bit of a smaller poster, really more of a propaganda flyer rather than a full on poster. Standing side by side, two TSFs look out over the ocean, displaying the markings respectively of the Bundeswehr and Volksarmee. In block capitals above them, is a simple little message that speaks to you on some kind of level you just can’t describe. Whoever made that damn poster deserved a medal for it.

“Someday, we will go back there.”
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You took it along with several of Anje’s posters when you left, despite her protests – even though she practically admitted she didn’t like having them just a few minutes earlier. Looks like you’ve found the new dumping ground for Foss’s boyband posters, the room of a tiny East German commissar.

Foss has been unusually quiet too, which is a bit of a nice change from his usual shit, but the silence is starting to grate on you a bit.

[ ] Speak up
[ ] Start sweeping for goblins
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>>47729916
>[x] Start sweeping for goblins.

We're a professional, and we profession.
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>>47729916
>[ ] Start sweeping for goblins
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>>47729916
>[ ] Start sweeping for goblins
We will be the best best sub hunters ever, by that I mean somewhere along the line things will go horribly wrong.
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>>47729916
>Start sweeping for goblins
When we get back, we're still going to replace those posters we took with pictures of us right? That's still the plan
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>>47729836
Fuck you I'm working again.

Have fun ;_;
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>>47730049
No, we're going to cut out the faces and replace them with ours.
All of them.
Even the women.
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>>47730110
Exactly! Victory shall soon belong to powers of freedom and gravy (the USA and Fischer) and soon, all the Communist woman shall flock to us!
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>>47730002
>>47730009
>>47730015
>>47730049
Writan then.

>>47730094
I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I might be working 10 hour days next week.

Have a retarded looking swedish plon.
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>[ ]Start sweeping for goblins

Awfully Slow Warfare doesn’t wait for anyone. Flipping the retinal projectors back on, you clear your baffles before starting to dive deep once again, contact with the other members of your squadron growing faint before winking out entirely. The Avenger sinks quite well, too well for your comfort honestly; it certainly doesn’t climb as well. You keep a close eye on the thermometer in your HUD, the Avenger’s onboard computers starting to estimate the potential depth of the thermocline layer. If you were some crazy communist submarine captain, you certainly wouldn’t be hanging out anywhere near the surface, not when there were choppers and surface ships that could hunt you down.

Hunting submarines in a TSA was far more dangerous though – there was no way the Avenger could maneuver out of the way of a torpedo launched after it in time, or outrun one of them either. The same could usually be said about those fast attack boats the bubbleheads operated, but they at least had a slight chance of escape. If a torpedo went off in the same postal code with the Avenger, then you might as well kiss your ass goodbye. This job fucking sucked sometimes.
Foss is still searching and filtering through the background noise of the ocean, even as you consider flashing on the active SONAR just to get an idea of what might be out there. Then again, that might be a horrible horrible idea – going loud is probably what Ivan wants you to do, but you need to see him before he sees you.

“Foss, getting anything?”

Your whispered question receives an even quieter response. “Maybe a whale, about 10 miles out or so? Water’s pretty choppy up top so I’m getting a lot of white noise.”

[ ] Whale? Really? Time to get closer.
[ ] Peek above the layer for a bit, maybe he’s trying to sniff you out too
[ ] Screw this, let’s get to radio depth and find out what the surface ships are hearing
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[ ] Peek above the layer for a bit, maybe he’s trying to sniff you out too
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>>47730485
>[ ] Whale? Really? Time to get closer.
underwater BETA when
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>>47730485
>Whale? Really? Time to get a little closer
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>>47730485
>[ ] Whale? Really? Time to get closer.
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>>47730553
CREEE- I mean- BEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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>>47730485
>[ ] Whale? Really? Time to get closer.
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>>47730553
>>47730554
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votes called, writan
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>[ ] Whale? Really? Time to get closer.

Foss feeds heading data into your HUD, and you start to plot an intercept course as you creep along maddeningly slowly, angling to slip into the baffles of whatever might be there – even if it is a whale, being cautious can’t hurt that much. It takes quite a while to angle into the proper approach, and even more time to slip into his baffles with as much silence as your Avenger can manage. Hopefully you don’t need to go active to figure out what the hell it is, even as you inch closer and closer to it.

You thumb the arming switch on your torpedoes, letting them start to heat up for maximum range, just in case. If it really is Ivan, sending a torpedo down his throat before he launches one of his own is your only hope of survival. Well, sort of survival. You’ll probably get court marshaled for it. Lucky you did too, because the whale, judging by the sounds, has props. You grin a little.

Found you, you slippery commie bastard.

[ ] Stay in the baffles – no need to let him know you’re shadowing him yet

[ ] Ping his ass. Let him know he’s been found out and he needs to go back to Russia

[ ] Get to the surface, give the sub chasers something to do
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>>47730877
>[ ] Ping his ass. Let him know he’s been found out and he needs to go back to Russia
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>>47730877
>[ ] Stay in the baffles – no need to let him know you’re shadowing him yet
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>>47730877

[ ] Ping his ass. Let him know he’s been found out and he needs to go back to Russia
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>>47730877
>[ ] Ping his ass. Let him know he’s been found out and he needs to go back to Russia

Go back to Alaska assholes!
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>>47730877
>[ ] Stay in the baffles – no need to let him know you’re shadowing him yet
Sneeki breeki
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>>47730907
>>47730962
>>47730970
>>47730981
>>47731095

Votes called, writan
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There’s only one thing to do now, which is pretty fucking stupid to do honestly but then again you are not exactly a shining beacon of intelligence – you fucking volunteered to join the corps after all.

“Foss, mind going active? It’ll help us know if he’s gonna go all Crazy Ivan on us.”

“With pleasure.”

You hear a switch getting flipped behind you as Foss turns the systems on, and your HUD starts displaying the SONAR returns in place of what would normally be your camera displays. You can pick out the back of the Russian Submarine, and as the Russian scrambles to clear his baffles as he starts getting pinged, you’re able to get a clear look at just what the hell sort of boomer you’re dealing with as Ivan puts the pedal to the metal.

“Delta-class, right Foss?” you say, noting the hunchback appearance of the thing off the SONAR returns. Besides, with all the noise its making, the HUD is already able to make a guess at just what it is. Fucker is running scared now, and he’ll be able to shoot your ass if he really decides to motor. You ascend slightly as you try to stay out of any firing angle he might be able to get on you, still pinging the boomer occasionally to keep him on his toes.

“Delta, Mark III is my best guess. Ivan’s really feeling nervous about what’s going down in Norway probably.” Foss taps a few things, shifting your active scans around to make sure he doesn’t have any friends with him. “Stick to him man, you’ve got him on the hook.”

[ ] GOTTA GO FAST

[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it

[ ] Playing chicken with a nuke sub isn’t exactly a good idea…
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>>47731525
>[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it
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>>47731525

[ ] Playing chicken with a nuke sub isn’t exactly a good idea…
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>>47731525
>[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it
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>>47731525
>[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it
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>>47731525
>[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it
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>>47731572
>>47731578
>>47731596
>>47731602
Writan'
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>>47731602
This summer, two men. Two nuclear powered beasts. One deadly outcome! Watch the movie that everyone is going NUCLEAR over!

Starring Sam Fischer as himself with ROB SCHNIEDER AS THE CRAZY RUSSIAN SUB CAPTAIN, WOOOAAAH!
>"Let us send zhem a present!"
Things WILL get crazy! With Natalie Portmen as East German Commissar Anje,
>"Comrade Fischer, might I have headpats?"
And that guy who played General Hammond in SG1 as base commander!

The hunt For Crazy Ivan! In theatres this Friday!
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>The Hunt for Crazy Ivan
>Starring Rob Schneider

Fuck, my sides
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>>47731773
I thought you'd like that XD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E
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>>47731823
>XD
Take that emoticon shit somewhere else you canard.
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>>47731853
I apologize comrade Schnieder!
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>>47731853
It was supposed to be XO (fucking phones auto correct) I zhall make sure is work better!
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>[ ] Time to play tag – and he’s it

If you go partly stupid, it’s time to go fully stupid, especially as Mr. Chesnikovovitchaly McRussian is going to try and ping you too. Well, it’s time to see just how much less maneuverable the Avenger is underwater compared to the air. And that answer as you already know from experience, is ‘very’.

Luckily, you’re dealing with a submarine with a turning circle that’s roughly a click or more, so you can keep in his baffles no matter how hard he tries to shake you. Foss kills the active SONAR, leaving you a void in the ocean compared to the amount of noise the Delta’s own engines are making as he starts to cruise off towards the north. It sort of puts you in mind of a swallow chasing off a hawk as you tail him.

It’s about that point you realize something. He’s starting to dive, and his engine noise is cutting out.

[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN

[ ] He’s lining up for a torp attack on you, hit him while you’ve got the chance

[ ] Let him go. No use risking crush depth
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>>47732041
>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
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>>47732041
>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN (whatever the fuck that means...)
I'm I fucking killed when I saw that pic
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>>47732086
I fucking kekked when I saw that pic*
Also the captain better fucking be Rob Schnieder if you're going to use my joke
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[ ] Let him go. No use risking crush depth
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>>47732108
I've had the crazy ivan picture lined up since I started this thread motherfucker.
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>>47732041
>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
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>>47732041
>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
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>>47732117
With Adam Sandler as the Scottish accented and foul mouthed second in command Lt. Commander Dekhead Cheronkov
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>>47732086
>>47732182
>>47732183
IVAN CRAZY, WILL WRITE FOR MOTHERLAND
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>>47730186
I'm on break right now so let's do this.

And no, that doesn't make me happy ;_;

>>47732041
Hit him. Like Japmoot hit the Russian IPs!
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>>47732357
Well your break will be over by the time he posts man
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>>47732379
Sadly the case, but I've got to wake up at 5am anyway, so I'm going to have to cut this short by an hour. Many apologies.
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>>47732450
So are we at least getting one more post for the night (and perhaps a few tomorrow?)
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ded
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>>47732450
So when will you resume then? Tomorrow?
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>>47730485
>The Avenger sinks quite well, too well for your comfort honestly; it certainly doesn’t climb as well.

"IT OUGHT TO DIVE - IT CERTAINLY WON'T CLIMB"
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>>47730877
As America's President would say,

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>47736054
>Ping his ass. Let him know he’s been found out and he needs to go back to Russia

YOU NEED TO GO BACK
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>>47735069
>>47732669
Next week probably; the shift to full time work has been a bit of an ass kicking one.
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>>47738898
Ah k I gotcha. Similar happened to me lately I understand.



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