>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>Current SagaGeneral Blue>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d3gm_upVo
Leaving the flaming wreckage of the enemy submarine trapped beneath the water and crushed beneath rock, you and your friends rush down the long passageway in front of you, moving forward into the darkness.It isn't dark for long, as lights begin to turn on above you, and the passageway is soon illuminated. "That's weird," Bulma comments. "I didn't think anybody lived here."Krillin's eyes go wide with excitement, and you see him trembling with something other than fear for a change."What's gotten into you?" Bulma asks him."Don't you know what this is?" Krillin asks. "A cave?" Goku guesses."Not just any cave," Krillin tells him. "The pirate cave!""Pirate cave?" Bulma asks skeptically. "What are you talking about?""There was a pirate who terrorized the ocean not too far from here," Krillin explains. "His great strength and terrible stench were legendary. He disappeared a year ago, and people have been looking for his treasure ever since. They say it was hidden in a cave that nobody but the pirates could find."Now Bulma looks interested. "Treasure?"Krillin nods excitedly. "More valuable than you could imagine!">A. Mention that you fought a smelly pirate a year ago>B. That's just a coincidence, this can't be the pirate cave>C. Cool, you can take the Dragonball, and some treasure>D. Something else
>>47913296>A. Mention that you fought a smelly pirate a year ago
>>47913296>>A. Mention that you fought a smelly pirate a year agohe wasn't pretty
>>47913296>>A. Mention that you fought a smelly pirate a year ago
>>47913314You tell Krillin that you fought a smelly pirate about a year ago."You did?" Krillin asks excitedly."You did?" Bulma asks. "Was it close to here?"You'd swam halfway across the ocean at the time, but you're pretty sure a pirate ship could have easily traveled that distance. Besides, the big pirate guy was pretty strong, and smelled almost as bad as that Bacterian guy Goku fought in the tournament.You give your friends some basic information, and Krillin grows more excited by the minute, while Bulma gradually looks less skeptical. You suppose her hearing a firsthand account from you is more convincing to her than an old story coming from Krillin."You see?!" Krillin asks excitedly. "We've really found it!"Bulma grins. "Then let's find the Dragonball, and that treasure!"Bulma and Krillin run forward excitedly, only for Bulma to yelp and fall onto her rear as Krillin ducks beneath a spear.The two of them sit, trembling with fear, looking in the direction of the weapon that almost killed Krillin.As you and Goku get closer, you can see the walls lined with holes, and the floor lined with tiles of some kind.>A. It's a trap>B. Suggest jumping over>C. Carry Bulma and jump over>D. Jump over, and Have Goku use his Power Pole to help Bulma get across>E. There must be a way around, right?>F. Something else
>>47913461>>A. It's a trappretty fishy
>>47913461>C. Carry Bulma and jump over
>>47913461>>C. Carry Bulma and jump overPrincess carry her. She'll blush hopefully.
>>47913461>>A.Let's Ackbar this bitch.>>C.
>>47913461>>A. It's a trap
>>47913461>>C. Carry Bulma and jump over
>>47913486>>47913495"It's a trap," you announce."GEE, YOU THINK?!" Bulma screams. Krillin gulps and quickly scrambles backward, standing up and hyperventilating for a moment, as Goku looks at him strangely, perhaps feeling as you do and thinking that Krillin is simply overreacting. Bulma gets up, putting her hands on her hips and looking down at the floor. "Yeah, looks like the trap is pressure-activated. We'll have to go over it.""No problem," Goku says, getting a running start and leaping over the tiled floor."Goku, wait, use your Power Po-" Bulma starts before Goku lands safely on the other side. "Nevermind.""Come on, you guys!" Goku calls. "You can make it!""Okay, here I come!" Krillin shouts, also getting a running start and jumping.Unfortunately, Krillin jumps too high, and slams his head on the ceiling, falling down and landing at the very edge of the safe area. He windmills his arms, barely keeping himself from falling back into the trap.You pick up Bulma, who yelps in surprise, getting her in a princess carry and running, jumping right over the trap with her, and landing safely on the other side."Thanks," Bulma tells you as you set her down.>A. Warn everyone to be on the look out for more traps>B. Tell her she's welcome>C. Ask Krillin if his head's okay>D. Keep moving forward>E. Something else
>>47913706>B. Tell her she's welcome>>C. Ask Krillin if his head's okay
>>47913706>>A. Warn everyone to be on the look out for more traps>>B. Tell her she's welcome
>>47913706>B, A, and make sure we move slowly
>>47913747>>47913757"You're welcome," you tell her.Krillin rubs his head, and you ask him if he's okay. He assures you that he's just fine, and that it's just what he gets for being able to jump so high."That was fun," Goku laughs. "For you, maybe," Krillin tells him. You tell everyone to watch out for traps as the four of you continue down the corridor. The group moves slowly and cautiously, wary of some new danger. Fortunately, you don't find any more traps, and soon you come to the end of the tunnel, finding yourself in a massive room.There are piles of crates stacked everywhere, a pool of water with a fairly large submarine sitting in it, and even a tall building that stretches almost all of the way up to the ceiling."Wow!" Bulma says. "They have an entire port down here.""Think this is where they keep their treasure?" Krillin asks."Well, they probably would have unloaded it here, at least," Bulma answers, taking a look around. "Maybe some of it's in these crates, but I'm guessing the rest is in that building.">A. Suggest that everybody go search>B. Ask where the radar says the ball is>C. Tell them to keep an eye out for traps in here>D. Something else
>>47913999>B. Ask where the radar says the ball is
>>47913999>>B. Ask where the radar says the ball is
>>47914025You ask Bulma where the radar says the ball is.She takes a look at the device, then points across the room. "There's another tunnel over there. Apparently, the Dragonball's at the end of it.""Well, then, let's go get it," Goku suggests. You hear the sound of something hitting the ground nearby.Goku and Krillin hear it too, as they both freeze and look around, while Bulma gives you all a confused look."What is it?" she asks."Something's in here with us," Goku explains, scanning the room with his eyes.Bulma looks around, frowning as she sees nothing."Come on, guys, you're being paranoid, there's no-"Something comes barreling from around the submarine, not exactly running, but more sliding on its feet.It's not human, that's for sure. It's much taller than any of you, with a long, skinless skull with a skull and crossbones painted on it, black eyes with red dots glowing in them, and a mouth that includes some wicked looking sharp teeth.Its body is mostly green, with some brown on its shoulders and tail. Its arms are the same white as its skull, and in its right hand is a massive sword. Its left ends in a cannon, not unlike that of Orange's mech. The number two is written on each of its feet, and it moves in a fairly jerky motion."Yo, ho!" the thing says in a mechanical voice, raising its gun-arm and letting a barrage of bullets fly your way.Everyone leaps away from the blast, and Bulma takes cover behind some crates. The machine begins to turn its attention to her.Goku and Krillin break into a charge.>A. Join them>B. Go check on Bulma>C. Ready a Kamehameha>D. Something else
>>47914285>C. Ready a Kamehameha
>>47914285>>C. Ready a Kamehameha
>>47914307Goku and Krillin keep up their charge, and you cup your hands at your side. You believe that this is a tough opponent, and the safest measure is to take it out quickly.Goku and Krillin both jump, Goku punching the machine in the head, and Goku kicking it in the side of the mouth.It doesn't even flinch at Goku's punch, and while Krillin's kick gets it to turn its head just a bit, it does no damage. "Ka.....me....." you begin.The machine swings its massive sword at the boys, who do a backflip in unison and land side by side. They charge at the robot, who lets loose another barrage of bullet fire. Goku and Krillin move out of the way, which results in the bullets striking you.You scream in pain at the shots throw you to the ground, packing much more power than a regular bullet.You keep your hands at your side, not giving up on your attack.Goku leaps up at the robot, punching it in the head again as Krillin gets behind it. The bald fighter springs off the wall of the nearby building, and hits the machine in the back, causing it to slide forward."Ha....me...." you continue, rising to your feet.The machine turns around, swinging at your friends again with its sword. Goku ducks beneath the strike, and Krillin manages to punch the sword from the machine's hand before following up with a spin kick aimed at its face. The machine quickly slides backward, avoiding the attack and ending up right in front of you."HAAAAA!" you scream, thrusting your hands toward the machine and unleashing your Kamehameha Wave.It's a direct hit, and there's a loud explosion accompanied by a great deal of smoke. The machine's tail emerges from the smoke, wrapping around you and pinning your arms to your sides.>A. Try to break free (85)>B. Bear Shout>C. Something else
>>47914513>B. Bear Shout
>>47914513>A. Try to break free (85)
>>47914777>>47914542You open your mouth wide, channeling the same power that you use in your Kamehameha upward, directing it to your mouth.You see a yellow glow work its way up the machine's tail, and when it reaches you, your body begins to convulse in pain. Electricity shoots through your body, and you cry out as your body thrashes every which way trying to escape it.But, you've had worse.Fighting through the pain, you focus on your attack, and let out a roar, unleashing your Bear Shout technique on the machine, causing another explosion and putting out more smoke. The tail unwraps from you, and you fall to the ground, fighting to catch your breath. Between the exertion of using two Kamehameha Waves and a Bear Shout in such a short duration, and being electrocuted, you aren't feeling so good.The smoke clears to reveal the machine still in one piece. While your attacks left some nasty looking scorch-marks, they don't seem to have done any real damage."Walk the plank," the machine tells you, swinging its tail.You jump over it, flipping and landing a good distance from the machine."This thing isn't giving up, is it?" Krillin asks."I don't think so," Goku answers, yelling and running at the machine.The robot fires at Goku, and Krillin attempts to attack while Goku has it distracted. As Krillin leaps at the machine, however, it punches Krillin in the face, sending him slamming to the ground.Krillin quickly gets back up, and Goku leaps into the air, descending and drawing his Power Pole. The machine looks up, and catches the staff as Goku swings it.The robot turns, flinging Goku away, and dropping the staff before sliding toward him.Goku gets up and runs up some nearby stairs, fleeing down a catwalk as the machine gives chase.>A. Grab the machine's tail>B. Look around for something that could help>C. Chase after the machine and attack while it's focused on Goku>D. Something else
>>47914895>B. Look around for something that could help
>>47914895>>B. Look around for something that could helpLet's use our head, but not the way Goku usually uses his.
>>47914923As the machine chases Goku, jumping into the water and surfing across it in pursuit of the little monkey-tailed boy, you decide to look around and see if there's anything that could help turn the tide.The first thing you notice is the submarine, which has a rather large looking cannon on top of it. Krillin seems to have noticed as well, as he grabs Bulma by the hand and begins running toward it with her. It's a good start, but if that thing could shrug off a Kamehameha Wave and Bear Shout, the cannon might not be enough.For some reason, there's an oil truck on the other side of the room. Crashing that thing into the robot, or blowing it up next to the machine might do some damage.You also notice how tall the building is, if you could get to the roof and jump off of it, the momentum might let you land a really good hit.And, maybe there's more weapons in the building.>A. Go to the cannon with Krillin and Bulma>B. Go to the oil truck, and drive it toward the robot>C. Go climb to the roof of the building, and try to lead the robot to it>D. Go search the building for something useful>E. Something else
>>47915084>>A. Go to the cannon with Krillin and Bulma
>>47915156You decide that Krillin has the right idea, so you rush toward the cannon.Meanwhile, Goku continues to flee from the machine, which gives chase from the water below.Goku suddenly screeches to a halt, and the machine keeps going, slamming into a wall and getting stuck in it."Alright!" Bulma cheers. "That was awesome, kid!"You reach your friends, and look over to see Goku staring down at the machine."What's wrong?" Bulma asks.The machine wriggles around, then pulls itself free of the wall, turning its gun on Goku and beginning to shoot again.Goku starts running, and Bulma rushes to the cannon, taking aim and firing.The shot kicks up a lot of smoke, obscuring your vision, but Bulma seems to think she made a direct hit, as she starts celebrating. You and Krillin look closer, and find that what she hit was Goku, who sits dizzily on the catwalk.The machine, which wasn't hit, turns its attention to the three of you, and begins to charge in your direction.Bulma fires the cannon again, but the machine moves with incredible speed, avoiding the blast and circling around to the front of the submarine, where it leaps up to the deck in front of you.Bulma fires again, but the machine manages to dodge this shot as well, and the only thing that ends up getting hit is the wall.The machine starts shooting again, prompting Bulma and Krillin to leap off the ship.>A. Go with them>B. Charge the machine>C. Wolf Fang Fist>D. Get in close, and defend yourself, keep it distracted until your friends can come up with a plan>E. Tell the others to go ahead, you'll deal with the robot>F. Something else
>>47915340>C. Wolf Fang Fist
>>47915340>>C. Wolf Fang Fist>>47915453>No Saiyan qt
>>47915477>>47915437You rush toward the machine, weaving around to avoid the flurry of bullets being sent your way. It's been a little while since you've used this attack, and you aren't sure how much good it will do you, but it's worth a try.You picture a wolf running alongside you as you close in on your opponent, and you hear its howling in your ear as you strike, starting with a punch to the machine's midsection.You follow up with a fast series of claw-strikes and punches, ending with a double-palm strike to the machine's chest.It doesn't seem to do much damage, but it does push the machine off the deck and into the water. "Tofoo!" You look over to see Goku grab his Power Pole and start toward the water."Take Bulma and Krillin to find the Dragonball, I'll take care of the robot.">A. Alright>B. No, you'll stay with him while the two of them go ahead >C. Something else
>>47915583>BWait, aren't we technically the captain of the crew that owns this area? Why don't we mention that?
>>47915627You killed most of the crew and wrecked their ship, nobody came back to tell everyone what happened.
>>47915453I like 18 as a snarky, dry-humored young woman with cyborg parts who was designed to hunt down super saiyans. I'm concerned that by waifuing Lazuli we'll never get 18, but by not waifuing Lazuli we'll get Bulma.Who's fine and all, but wouldn't be my preference. It'd probably go 18 > Bulma > Lazuli.
>>47915652Tearful reunion with 18/Lazuli in Z when?
>>47915686>Tearful>We barely met her and chased her, scaring her and pissing off her brotherYou dreaming son
>>47915725Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
>>47915595"Alright," you say, hopping off the submarine and rushing after Bulma and Krillin, who make their way out of the room in pursuit of the Dragonball.As the three of you rush down another corridor, you see chunks of rock fall from the ceiling, crashing to the floor."If we don't find this Dragonball soon, we're history," Krillin comments."We can't turn back now," Bulma tells him. "We need that Dragonball!"You come to the end of the hallway, which ends up being another hallway. You can either go left or right."The radar says we're practically on top of the ball," Bulma announces, looking to the right. "It's in that direction."You and her start that way, but Krillin stops."Krillin, come on!" Bulma tells him."Just a second," he replies, picking up a rock and using it to carve an arrow into the floor. "This way, Goku can find us.""Good thinking," Bulma compliments before the three of you continue on.It's not that long before you come to the end of this corridor, finding yourselves staring down into a well."Great," Bulma groans.>A. Ask if she packed a bathing suit>B. Strip down to your underwear and jump in>C. Jump in in your clothes>D. Tell them to go ahead, you'll stay here and wait for Goku>E. Something else
>>47915861Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
>>47915882>B. Strip down to your underwear and jump in
>>47915882>B, but drop a rock in first to make sure there is water in it
>>47915909You take off your clothes until you're in nothing but your underwear, and dive into the well. Bulma and Krillin follow, and the three of you swim downward. In the distance, you spot a light, and the three of you swim toward it. It's a longer distance than you'd like, and by the time you reach your destination, your lungs feel ready to explode.You gasp for air as you surface in another room, looking up at a multi-armed statue carrying swords.In front of the statue sits three chests of different colors. You climb out of the water, followed by Krillin, who's in his underwear, and Bulma, who's in a red bikini.The second you step onto dry land, a sword flies from the statue, hitting the ground in front of you.>A. Pick up the sword>B. Dodge if more swords come>C. Try not to stare at Bulma, but stare a lot>D. Something else
>>47916051>A. Pick up the swordC is stupid as we've seen her in a bikini multiple times
>>47916051>A. Pick up the sword
>>47916051>B, if none come A
>>47916051>C. Try not to stare at Bulma, but stare a lotI mean we're what, 12? Come on.
>>4791610713, but this anon>>47916075 does have a point
>>47916075Tofoo is a healthy young man. You don't just grow out of hot girls in bikinis.
>>47916051>A. Pick up the sword>C. Try not to stare at Bulma, but stare a lot
>>47916075You pick up the sword in front of you, sneaking a quick peek at Bulma before turning your attention back to the statue.Another sword shoots out, but you deflect it with the one you're holding. Another comes, but you deflect that one as well. Over and over swords are thrown at you, and each time you knock them away.You swear you can see the statue sweating as it throws its last sword, and you deflect it just as easily. Then, somehow, a sword shoots from its nose.But, you deflect that one too.The statue's run out of tricks, and the treasure is yours. It should be in one of the chests in front of you."Be careful," Bulma warns as you approach them."Oh, relax," Krillin tells her. "If Tofoo could handle old ten-arms, he can handle anything."There are three chests in front of you.>A. Open the gold chest>B. Open the blue chest>C. Open the plain chest
>>47916220>C. Open the plain chestI don't remember the episode, but if this is the correct one then I'm not surprised Toriyama used folklore for a riddle also there's no way Bulma tits are that big
>>47916220Ask Bulma to use the radar to check if the ball is in one of the chest.That thing got super precise.
>>47916220>>C. Open the plain chest
>>47916247You open the plain chest, and find it mostly empty. Only a single object sits at the bottom of it.A key.You pick the key up and look around, spotting what looks like a lock at the base of the statue that just tried to kill you.You insert the key into the lock and turn it, standing back as gems begin to fall from the mouth of the statue."It's beautiful," Bulma sighs."Amazing," Krillin agrees. "Do you know what this means?" Bulma asks."No, what?" Krillin asks."We're rich!" Bulma declares."Wait, you're already rich," Krillin reminds her."Well, now I'm even richer!" she cheers."Actually, I believe you're both mistaken," a voice says from behind you. "This treasure is property of the Red Ribbon Army."You turn around to see a tall, muscle-bound man with blonde hair and blue eyes stepping toward you, smirking devilishly as he looks between the three of you."Now, step away from the treasure, and tell me exactly where the Dragonball is, and I'll let you live," he declares.>A. Tell him that if he wants the Dragonball, he'll have to go through you>B. Ask Krillin if he wants to take this one>C. Ask his name>D. Something else
>>47916431>>B. Ask Krillin if he wants to take this oneAlternatively>Just kill him
>>47916461>Just kill himOh, anon, you don't know who you're dealing with, do you?
>>47916431>Let me guess, you're General Yellow, then "Let's take him together Krillin."
>>47916475Can't we just poke him with our tongue in the side of the neck?
>>47916431>>C. Ask his name>B. Ask Krillin if he wants to take this one
>>47916499Are you a a tree-surfing mercenary with a kick-ass ponytail?
Don't we still have a sword on us? We should throw it at him.
>>47916480>>47916461"Let me guess, you're General Yellow?" you ask him."No, I am General Blue, but good to know you've heard of our organization, because we've certainly heard of you," the man tells you."Krillin, let's take him together," you tell your friend.He nods confidently. "Right.""Oh no, what ever shall I do?" Blue asks mockingly before dropping into a fighting stance. "Alright boys, let's see what you've got.">>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Gs-evnBnMKrillin strikes first, charging at Blue and making a jump kick aimed at the General's face. Blue leans to the side, and Krillin lands behind him. Your friend springs to attack Blue from behind, but the General leaps into the air to avoid the hit.You throw your sword up at Blue, and his eyes widen before he leans back to duck beneath it, reaching up and grabbing the hilt. He lands and swings at Krillin, who rolls beneath the slash and kicks upward, only for Blue to lean back and kick him in the face.Krillin rolls toward you, and Blue begins to advance, sword in hand.>A. Attack head-on>B. Stand your ground and prepare to defend>C. Bear Shout>D. Kamehameha>E. Wolf Fang Fist>F. Afterimage and attack from behind>G. Something else
>>47916648>>F. Afterimage and attack from behind
on a side note I like that Som has given up on posting relevant pictures and is just posting waifus.
>>47916744You rush toward Blue, who confidently prepares to fight you, only to gasp in shock when you use the Afterimage technique and jump over him.Landing behind the general, you jump and kick him in the back of the head, sending him crashing face-first to the ground.He goes still for a moment, then stands, wiping his face. He pulls back his hand to see blood, and lets out an anguished cry."What is this?" he asks. "Blood? Oh, how disgusting!"Blue whirls on you, glaring with absolute contempt. "MURDERER! You have killed my perfect looks, and for that, you will suffer!">A. Ask how he figures that, you seem to be winning pretty easily>B. Get ready to defend yourself>C. Charge and attack>D. Something else
>>47916841>A, while BHopefully Krillin takes the initiative and attacks him while he is focused on us.
>>47916841>B. Get ready to defend yourself
>>47916805Wait, was that sarcasm?
>>47916841>D. Something else"Funny, compared to the twin siblings I ran into in North City, the brother makes your looks seem average."
>>47916841>tell him he looks prettyBut seriously.>B. Get ready to defend yourself
>>47916841>>B. Get ready to defend yourselfAnd>D. Tell him he's pretty
>>47916881Just saying you know what your audience is here for.
>>47916967The occasional fun fight scene and well-written character?
>>47916879You get ready to defend yourself, and Blue plants his feet firmly on the ground. His muscles begin to bulge, and you get the feeling he's about to do something significant.But, he doesn't get the chance, as Krillin is back on his feet, and takes the opportunity to catch Blue off-guard, kicking the General in the face and knocking him to the ground."Yeah! That's the way!" Bulma shouts. "Show this jerk not to mess with us!""Ah! You brute!" General Blue cries as he sits up. "Do you children have no concept of beauty? Defiling my perfect face by making it bleed. You may as well throw red paint on the Mona Lisa!""We're just getting started," Krillin tells him. "Oh, on the contrary," Blue says. "You boys are finished.">A. Ask what he means>B. Keep still and ready to defend>C. Charge>D. Use the Afterimage strategy again>E. Wolf Fang Fist>F. Something else
>>47917055>A. Ask what he means>F. Double afterimage him.
>>47917055>D. Use the Afterimage strategy againDouble it with an extra scoop of leg sweeps
>>47917072I think we can pull that off.
>>47917055>>47917066Yeah why not
>>47917066Let's go for it
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>>47917172HEY LOOK A BULMASOM LOOK WAIFU WAIFU WAIFU
>>47917177>>47917181>>47917195Time for Blue to pound our ass into the ground.
>>47917210I appreciate the picture, but the dice gods have spoken
>>47917231Who do think would be a good choice for 18 in a live action adaption of the Android saga?
>>47917177>>47917181>>47917195You rush toward Blue again, using the Afterimage to get behind him.This time, he expects it and turns toward you. You try to use a second Afterimage on top of it, but just don't have the proper mastery of the technique for that yet.As you move, Blue spins around and delivers a strong kick to your face, knocking you right off your feet and putting you on the ground.Krillin attacks, but Blue avoids the strike, countering with a punch that Krillin barely dodges. Krillin leaps up, punching at Blue's jaw, but the general moves his heat back and throws a punch at Krillin's gut.Krillin uses his knee to block the strike, backflipping to get some distance before springing toward Blue again.The general smirks, kicking Krillin in the face with enough force to send him flying into the air, barely missing the ceiling. "I told you boys you'd be receiving a spanking," Blue gloats. "Now, who should I deal with first?""Leave them alone!" Bulma shouts from nearby. "Sorry, sister, but I'm afraid I can't do that," Blue tells her. "Ah, that should work."You begin to pick yourself up, but Blue kicks you in the face as he passes, sending your head slamming into the ground.He picks up a large rock, looking between you and Krillin."Who wants me to rock their world first?" Blue giggles.A gunshot rings out, and Blue yelps in pain, dropping the stone.You can see that his right hand is bleeding, and you look over to see Bulma pointing a gun at the General, though you aren't sure where she got it from."You miserable little creature!" Blue yells, turning toward her. "I might have let you go, but now I have no choice but to kill you.""No, you can't!" Bulma yells. "Oh, but I can," Blue tells her.Bulma fires several more shots, but with Blue's focus on her, he is easily able to dodge them as he slowly moves toward her.>A. Get up and attack from behind>B. Bear Shout (you won't have much energy left after this)>C. Something else
>>47917376Get out.>>47917316I don't know, a better question is who could direct a decent live action Dragonball film?
>>47917401>>A. Get up and attack from behind
>>47917401>>A. Get up and attack from behindIf we bear shout, I just know we'll miss and blow Bulma in two
>>47917434TFS? Peter Jackson? Josh Wheeden?>A
>>47917459Anon, would I be that cruel?
Sorry SOM, couldn't participate for the last few hours. Something important popped up in /pol/.
>>47917464TFS maybeJackson, ehKing quip? No
>>47917401>>A. Get up and attack from behindwith a Wolf Fang Fist
>>47917401>A. Get up and attack from behindWhats the DC for using a short burst of Kamehameha to propel us faster and striking Blue's back hard with our head?
>>47917482>Something important popped up in /pol/.>important>/pol/
>>47917482Oh shit, what's happening? Did the race war finally start? Did wikileaks finally release that shit on Hillary?>>4791749340But keep in mind it will cost most of your energy
>>47917434>>47917464Could you imagine Tarantino?
>>47917542Yes, it would be like every edgy fan translation that adds swearing for the sake of making it seem more "adult"
>>47917514>Oh shit, what's happening?(((Google))) using the comments from that gay pride video to train its bots to shadowban (((hate speech)))
>>47917563They can't keep getting away with this shit!
>>47917563What's with the brackets?
>>47917575Well, switch to vimeo. Or anything else really.>>47917590The triple parantheses are the text equivalent of an echoing sound, or reverberation.Put them around (((jews))) because the names of the victims of the (((holocaust))) will "echo throughout history".
>>47917445You pick yourself up and rush toward Blue as he advances on Bulma, jumping into the air and attempting to kick him in the face.He realizes you're coming, and spins, raising his arm just in time to block your kick.You flips back, landing and ducking as he kicks at your head with his right foot. As his right foot reaches the ground, he spins and kicks at you with his left.You roll forward beneath the kick and answer with one of your owns, striking upward with both legs and kicking him right in the groin.Blue screams in a high tone and hunches over, falling to his knees as you get up behind him.>A. Kick him in the back of the head>B. Bear Shout>C. Ask if he gives up>D. Something else
>>47917621>A. Kick him in the back of the head
>>47917621>A then C
>>47917621>>A. Kick him in the back of the headSave the bear shout for when we're in a bind. It's main strength is the surprise factor
>>47917637As Blue tries to recover from your cruel crotch kick, you end the fight by kicking him in the back of the head.His face slams into the ground, and he goes still, either unconscious, or dead. Bulma falls to her knees, letting out a relieved sigh. "That was a close one," she comments. "Thanks, Tofoo.">A. Thank her for the save>B. Ask if you can have a kiss>C. Ask Krillin if he's alright>D. Ask where specifically the ball is>E. Ask what's taking Goku so long>F. Tell everyone it's time to collect treasure>G. Something else
>>47917773>A, C, and check the general's pulse
>>47917773>A. Thank her for the save>C. Ask Krillin if he's alright>D. Ask where specifically the ball is>E. Ask what's taking Goku so long>F. Tell everyone it's time to collect treasure
>>47917773>A. Thank her for the save>C. Ask Krillin if he's alright
>>47915084>>47914895>>47914513>>47914285>>47913999>>47913706>>47913461>>47913296>>47915340>>47915583Waifubaiting a bit hard there som
>>47917773>A. Thank her for the save>D. Ask where specifically the ball is>F. Tell everyone it's time to collect treasure
>>47917854All the best QMs do it.
>>47917929I learned it by watching you!
>>47917929>Gobble waifuposting out of fuckin nowhereI laughed aloud heartily.Now all we need are Weaver and Fap Angel.
>>47917773>G. Something elseMake sure the General is breathing, take him prisoner. We can ransom him back to the army, I'll bet. Or at the very least NOT leave him stranded in this cave.>F. Tell everyone it's time to collect treasurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxVmYXr-s0
>>47917773>A.>C.>>47917929And yet husbandobaiting is all too rare, even when there is an actual quest husbando.
>>47917929Flannery second best Pokegirl. Skyla best Pokegirl.
>>47918066Most players are straight males, so no one cares to post husbandos, even if we do husbando another character.
>>47918075Mache turned me from a sub to a switch. Now I want to capture women and put them in my reproduction dungeon and train them to be the perfect housewives!
>>47918126What's a switch?
>>47918149Device for choosing between two machine states.
>>47917809>>47917895"Thanks for the save," you tell her."No problem," she sighs. "This adventuring stuff, it gets stressful. At this rate, my hair's going to turn gray before I'm thirty.""You alright, Krillin?" you ask your bald friend."Yeah, I'll live," he groans, getting back up.You ask Bulma where specifically the Dragonball is located, and she tells you that it's at the bottom of a pool at the side of the room.The three of you begin gathering treasure into capsules, when Goku springs from the water, landing with a smile.>A. Ask where he's been>B. Tell him where the ball is>C. Finish collecting and leave>D. Something else
>>47918149Someone who is comfortable both as a dom and as a sub
>>47918178>>A. Ask where he's been>>B. Tell him where the ball is
>>47918178>D. Something elseTake the General with us for ransom>>47918205i.e. Gobble!
>>47918178>B, check if Blue is alive, if he is tie him up and take him prisoner, ask Bulma if she has any empty capsules we can store treasure in
>>47918213>Implying the RRA would pay a zeni for him backYou remember what happened when Silver got captured?
>>47918178Guess we can't have that fight with Goku today, we're both a bit le tired so we cannot FIRE ZE MISSILE today.A shame.How many ballz we got so far? 4/7?
>>47918178>A. Ask where he's been>B. Tell him where the ball is>>47918100A good point, just think it deserves mentioning. Even if I've come to like a certain quest husbando. I just hope mom changes her attitude about such a thing. I need more bestgirl in my Zeldas damn it.
>>479182343, counting this one.
>>47918230We won a free gun, do we even have it or was that gun Bulma used the one Silver had?
>>47918267You lost it in the explosion
>>47918260Objectively best Zelda waifus:MalonMidnaCiaObjectively good Zelda waifus:MostObjectively shit Zelda waifus:AgathaRutoFi
>>47918260>inI guess that's one way to produce an heir.
>>47918267>>47918285Yeah but now we have 11 swords11 swords niggashank 11 niggas onceshank 1 nigga 11 times
>>47918211You ask Goku where he's been."Well, I beat the robot, then followed the arrow you left and ran into a spide-I mean octopus," Goku explains. "He wasn't very nice, so I ate him."You explain to Goku where the ball is, and he dives into the pool to retrieve it. Meanwhile, the rest of you load the treasure into Capsules.Soon, you're all ready to go."What should we do with him?" Krillin asks, pointing to Blue.>A. Kill him>B. Leave him>C. Take him with you back to Kame House>D. Something else
>>47918313Hol up.You can't make a heir by putting a girl inside you!Unless you like go way over the top with it and unbirth her or something.
>>47918320what if we COMBINE the swords into 1 giant sword made of 11 swords?then we can shank a nigga 11 times while only shanking him once!
>>47918333>That wave in the backgroundI understood that reference.>C. Take him with you back to Kame HouseIt would be unethical to do either A or B.
>>47918333>B. Leave him"There's a giant sub here, so even if we leave him here he has a way out."
>>47918347Down that path lies Advent Children.Do you really want to go down that path?
>>47918333SOOOOOOMYOU DIDN'T LET US TELL AN OCTOPUS HE IS PRETTYI'M TELLING MOM>C.>D. Tie him up
>>47918347S_H__E___E____ I_____Tnow u thinkin with extra choppy
>>47918333>>C. Take him with you back to Kame House
>>47918333>B. Leave himGuarantee that he's just merely pretending,
>>47918362FUCK YOU, ANON, YOU AREN'T MY REAL BROTHER!
>>47918363Well, we're playing as an ethical kind of dude, aren't we?
>>47918358Seconding, not to mention we don't have any extra room for him in our sub.
>>47918376shit, that reminds me>>47917929Gobble, you look pretty
>>47918335Not the whole girl. Just part of her.
>>47918358>>47918387But what if we take both subsTWO SUBS NIGGATWO SUBSMake two Silent Hunter let's plays onceMake one Silent Hunter let's play twiceAsdic is for pussies
>>47918414Oh shit did Kato fall for the trap / tranny / dickgirl / sissy / shota / "I swear I'm not gay, it's a girl's penis" meme?
>>47918414That was a wild ride anon, thank you.>>47918363Sorry I'm late SOM, how we doin tonight?
>>47918333>Tie him up and CWe can take the big sub.
>>47918353>>47918358>>47918373>>47918375>>47918476Just remember, when this comes back to bite you, I offered you a way out>>47918436Pretty well, how are you?
>>47918435>Implying she'll ever let us do such a thing as zelda>Implying she won't just give us another regular male husbando>Implying she'll let us do such a thing as Peppa eitherI'm not bitter about out bro getting chichi. Shut up.
>>47918333>B. Leave him
>>47918484This is Dragon Ball, do you really expect us to kill a rival without fighting him a few more times?
>>47918518Yamcha's still alive.
>>47918534Rival, not speedbump
>>47918476but what happens when the big sub turns out to be a big dom FOR YOU?
>>47918353>>47918362>>47918373>>47918476You decide to take him prisoner. The three of you drag him back to the port area, where Bulma manages to find some rope.With Blue securely tied up, you all squeeze into the submarine, putting Blue across the back seat on his face with you and the other boys sitting on top of him.The submarine departs from the pirate's cave, and soon, you arrive at Kame House.For some reason, there's a whole bunch of dead Red Ribbon Soldiers lying on the beach.As you stop and climb out of the submarine, Master Roshi comes back outside. "There you are," he says. "I was wondering when you four'd get back. Did you find your Dragonball?""And treasure!" Krillin says excitedly."Treasure?" Roshi asks. "More money than you'd ever believe!" Krillin tells him."Well done, my boy!" Master Roshi tells him. "Now, you're planning to share some of that with me, right?""Of course, Master," Krillin assures him.Roshi laughs happily, until he sees the passed out shirtless man in the back of the sub."Who's your friend?" Roshi asks. >A. General Blue>B. You brought him back to ask him some questions>C. Leave him in the sub>D. Suggest someone take him inside>E. Something else
>>47918572>>A. General BlueBe careful. That guy's really dangerous.What should we do with him, Master Roshi?
>>47918572>A and B, like how the RRA keeps finding Dragonballs
>>47918414>my dick is a girl too, so you have to treat her nice like one!
>>47918572>A. General Blue>B. You brought him back to ask him some questions
>>47918572>>A. General Blue>>B. You brought him back to ask him some questions
>>47918572>A. General Blue>B. You brought him back to ask him some questions>E. Tell him you thought Blue looked pretty
Why didn't we take the big sub?Also, make sure we mention what they wanted to do to Silver when we captured him to Blue.
>>47918602You tell Master Roshi that the man is named General Blue, and that you brought him in to ask him some questions. "Ah, so he's the one in charge," Roshi guesses. "Guess that means he's the one who sent the ball-less brigade to my island." "So you beat all these soldiers yourself?" Goku asks."Well, mostly, had a little bit of help from Launch," Roshi answers."Where is Launch, anyway?" Krillin asks. "Last I heard from her, she was going to take a nap," Master Roshi tells you. "Whatever you do, don't tell her about you-know-what?""I-know-what?" Goku asks. "You mean the treasure?""Treasure?" You look over to see blonde Launch standing in the doorway, an automatic rifle in hand, pointed in the direction of you and your friends."Well ain't that just peachy?" she asks. "Hand it over.">A. Tell Bulma to give her one of the Capsules>B. Go knock her out>C. Tell Bulma to give her one of the Capsules that doesn't have treasure in it>D. Something else
>>47918771>D. Something elseGive her Blue.He's the treasure we were sarcastically talking about, because he's so in love with his appearance.
>>47918771>Say hello to blonde Launch and thank her for her advice, then point out bullets really do nothing to any of us and that using the gun is pointless, then bend the barrel of the gun
>>47918812>>47918824Launch operates under gag character logic, her bullets hurt like hell unless it's a serious situation
>>47918833Them cut out the middle part.
>>47918805ThisTell her he's pretty.
>>47918771Tell Launch we'll give her 50% of the treasure if she helps us find the rest of the dragon balls.
>>47918867>Four of you went to find the treasure>One of you promising someone who wasn't involved half of itAnon, you sure you wanna do that?
>>47918867>blonde Launch with DragonballsThat seems like a wonderful idea.
>>47918867This, since doing >>47918812 won't do much.
>>47918885Tofoo and Goku have no use for it. And it's not giving it to her, it's payment. Plus Bulma is already stupid rich. So it all works out.
>>47918867You fucking pretty idiot
>>47918771Backing >>47918805and >>47918860
>>47918867Let's see where this horrible idea goes. I'm backing this one.
>>47918911>Tofoo and Goku have no use for it.We can give some to Lapis and Lazuli to help them out. Goku can buy a lot of food with it.
>>47918948>>47918913>>47918911>>47918910>>47918889>>47918886>>47918867>>47918860>>47918851>>47918805Okay, anons, you have a decision to make>A. Tell her Blue is the treasure>B. Offer to give her half the treasure if she comes with you to find the Dragonballs
>>47918974>>B. Offer to give her half the treasure if she comes with you to find the Dragonballs
>>47918974>A. Tell her Blue is the treasure
>>47918974>B. Offer to give her half the treasure if she comes with you to find the Dragonballs
Time for a reply with 30 replies in a thread with 20 unique posters.
>>47918974>A. Tell her Blue is the treasureTELL HERHE'S PRETTY
>>47918974>B. Offer to give her half the treasure if she comes with you to find the DragonballsI want to see where this goes
>>47919030Oh, it will go somewhere fun
>>47919038Closing the Bulma route, getting Krillin to kick our ass, and Blondie making a wish to rule the world fun?
>>47918974>A.B is dumb.
>>47919059>Why?Because we gave away a lot of his treasure too.
>>47919061 They're both dumb
>>47918974>>A. Tell her Blue is the treasure
>>47918974>A>>47919077B is more dumb
>>47919077A is less dumb, and will give a moment of distraction. Just mention he is worth a hefty ransom/reward.
>>47918974>A.He's prettier than any treasure you've seen.
>>47918484Doin good, just got back into Skyrim again, so i was distracted from thread. >>47918974>A
>Not wanting hot, violent blondes handling your balls.Come on
>>47919127>Skyrim remastered is still more than 4 months awayI need my Macho Man dragons on the PS4 right fucking now.
>>47919133I'd rather have this hot ass.
>>47918984>>47918991>>47918995>>47919010>>47919028>>47919043>>47919061>>47919081>>47919097>>47919111>>47919127You tell Launch that Blue is the treasure, since he thinks so highly of his looks.Launch responds in her typical, eloquent fashion, by firing her gun at you.The bullets his the ground at your feet, and you dance around to avoid them."Do I look like I was born yesterday, runt?" she asks. "Give me the treasure, or I start shooting people."She points the gun at Roshi. "Starting with the old man.">A. Knock her out>B. Bend her gun>C. Offer her half if she helps you get the Dragonballs>D. Something else
>>47919163>B. Bend her gun>D. Tell her she's pretty
>>47919163>>D. Something elseOffer her just Tofoo's share if she helps us get the dragon balls. Half is too much.
>>47919163>B, I'm serious, he's a general in the Red Ribbon Army. He's worth a fortune in either ransom or reward money. Then A.
>>47919163This. Even if she doesn't go for it, it's good for negotiation. If we say half, she'll want all. If we say our portion, she'll just wiggle it up to half (hopefully)>>47919184
>>47919163>B.>D."Glad your aim's still top-notch. But seriously, you know how much ransom this guy is worth? You'd need to rob at least 20 banks to come close."
>>47919163Guys, why are we dicking around with her? she is acting like a child so we should treat her as such. >bend the gun then knock her out.incidentally i don't want her to join us even if we give her the money or not.
>>47919163>B. Bend her gun>D. Flirty wink. "You're pretty when you're mad.">A. Knock her out gently
>>47919236>i don't want her to join usWhy you hate best Waifu?
>>47919278Lazuli is fine with me, what are you talking about?
>>47919278Who could hate Suno?
>>47919182>>47919190>>47919214You bend her gun, and you're pretty sure she's about to take a swing at you. So, you talk fast, explaining that Blue's a General in the Red Ribbon Army, and worth a fortune in ransom."That right?" she asks.Next thing you know, she's dashing toward the submarine, and a few seconds later, she disappears with Blue."Who was that?" Bulma asks."Launch," Goku says. "You've met her already.""But Launch was nice the last time I saw her," Bulma comments."Yeah, we hear that a lot," Krillin says.>End updatesWell guys, hope you had fun, follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are upAs always, I'll stick around for a while to answe questions, comments, and concerns
>>47919319Thanks for running!What are the siblings in north city up to right now?
>>47919346Finding a new place to live since you busted their door
>>47919319Was anything in the sub?
>>47919319WE DIDN'T TELL AN OCTOPUS HE'S PRETTYWE DIDN'T TELL BLUE HE'S PRETTYWE DIDN'T TELL LAUNCH SHE'S PRETTYI'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I'M TELLING MOMWas fun, even past the flashbacks to the great samefag war.
>>47919319thanks for running SOM, how dead is Launch now?if he wakes up and breaks his restraints he will murder her shit.
>>47919356Couldn't they buy a new one with the 50k zenni? Or even rent a decent place for a while?
>>47919367>Implying he won't be swimming away as fast as he can, pleading with us to spare him from herGag characters nigga
>>47919367She's alive For now >>47919368That would be the fiscally responsible and mature use of money, so of course, Lapis is having none of it>>47919362FUCK YOU, YOU AREN'T MY REAL BROTHER I'm glad >>47919357A half-naked homosexual face-down on a cushion
>>47919397Are they visiting some national parks instead?
>>47919397>That would be the fiscally responsible and mature use of money, so of course, Lapis is having none of itHe's spending half of it on candy and porn isn't he?Is Lazuli spending the other half on candy and porn too?
>>47919430Why would Lapis ever go anywhere near a park, anon?
>>47919446So whats everyone's opinion of us at the moment
>>47919446So he can range the shit out of it? Are they at the amusement park?
>>47919446There are a range of answers, but I guess when you put it that way, that question is for the birds.
>>47919474>that question is for the birdsThat's not 16.
>>47919432Candy? Yes? Porn? No.>>47919463Goku and Krillin see you as one of their best friends. Goku sees you as his main rivalBulma sees you as one of her dearest friendsRoshi has mixed feelings about you, but generally likes you and believes you're a talented martial artistDoctor Briefs and Mrs Briefs like youOolong sees you as one of his few genuine friendsGood Launch likes you, Blonde Launch is indifferentYamcha hates youPuar hates youSilver hates youGero hates youBlue hates youSuno and Eighter like youPilaf hates you>>47919474Boooo!>>47919468Sometimes
>>47919492What do Lapis and Lazuli think of us? I want to be bros with Lapis. Figuratively and literally.
>>47919492>Yamcha hates youfuck that guy, hes just pissed because we kicked his ass as a 10/11 year old
>>47919519Lapis thinks it's cool that you have super strength. He has no strong feelings about you one way or another beyond thatLazuli also is impressed by your strength, and also appreciates what you did for her and her brother, and that you tried to help them>>4791952512, actually, but yeah, you beat the shit out of him and wrecked his car
>>47919492How many of the swords did we bring with us?
>>47919492>Yamcha hates youWell, I guess we can still win him over in time.>Puar hates youAww. Puar's so nice. I feel bad.
>>47919542>12, actually, but yeah, you beat the shit out of him and wrecked his carHe tried to beat the shit out of us, and wrecked our car in the middle of a desert.
>>47919542So how much food is Goku going to buy if we tell him he can buy a lot of food with money.
>>47919568All the food
>>479195464>>47919549You beat up his best friend>>47919562Semantics>>47919568All of it
>>47919585Only 3 more days until the SUFFERING train that is Future Trunks' life continues. Are you ready, SOM?
>>47919585>4Cool, we can give Yamcha back his, like we said we would, and an extra one as an apology for making him wait so long, and still have 3 swords.
>>47919624God yes, this arc has been fantastic so far>>47919628Yeah, next time you see Yamcha, it probably won't be that civil
>>47919644We could pay him off with some money, in theory.
>>47919695Hahaha, no, no you can't.
>>47919706Then a fucker got to have not only his body, but his spirit broken too.
>>47919644Can you give us Mai waifu back? Pls som I'm dead inside.
>>47919730Take heart, in this quest she is still alive For now In this timeline >>47919712Good luck, anon
>>47919753Pretty sure the shit we've been doing is a form of training? Are we wearing our weighted clothes currently? If not, why aren't we?
>>47919753SOM PLSDON'TYOU'RE ONLY HURTING OUR FUTURE CHILD
>>47919784Making some assumptions there, aren't we? Bulma seems less popular these days>>47919771Training, yes. Weighted clothes? No, you came right from the tournament.
>>47919792I know you're going to railroad her into becoming an android.And I do not want to take Suno away from Goku, she is too sweet and pure for us.
>>47919792Is Upa's father still alive?
>>47919850I'LL MAKE ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS I WANTYOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
>>47919873Yes, yes I am
>>47919886No, Chuckles is my real dad. You're just some drunken hobo who kidnapped me.
>>47919897Do I need to spray you with the hose again, Jeffrey?
>>47919923My name is Draken, stop using my human name.Also, what does Giran think of us?
>>47919938He respects you, no real strong feelings. He just sees you as a really strong kid.
>>47919945What do Beerus and Whis think of us?
>>47919319How come Bulma didn't act like a horny teenage girl with Blue or did she learn her lesson with Yamcha?
>>47919964They aren't aware you exist.>>47919968Between Yamcha and Silver, she's pretty much learned her lesson
>>47919886...isis that why i ended up such a disappointment to the worldDID I LEARN IT FROM YOU, SOM?!
>>47919975What about SKoT? Are we an aberration in our timeline? What about Future Trunks?
>>47919977Yes>>47919994She's aware you exist, you're a bit like Kaguya where you're only significant in some of the timelines. Time patrol Trunks doesn't know about you yet
>>47920012Can we meet a farm couple about 5 years before Raditz lands and tell them that Kaguya is a girl's name?
>>47920012Can we tell Bulma she's cute next time?
Why must we make Tofoo a reverse Trixie Tang and constantly tell people their pretty?
>>47920089Is that cartoon still going on?
>>47920109Last I saw they added a magic talking dog. Korra was still on at that time.
>>47920806Fuckin Swadians man.