>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>Current SagaFortune Teller Baba>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw
Let's all have a gneiss time.
"Why do you have to wear the mask?" you ask him."I can't tell you now," he says. "But, I promise to tell you later.""So, are you the opposite of Spike?" you ask. "Are you an angel? Are you hiding your wings?"Once again, the man chuckles behind his mask. "Well, I did come here from heaven. So many questions, Tofoo. That's a good quality.""Excuse me, but are you two planning on fighting any time soon?" Baba asks."Actually, Baba, might I make a request of you?" the man asks."Yes, what is it?" she asks in return."Considering this is my first time fighting in quite a while, I was wondering if we could move this outside to the grand arena to mark the occasion," he tells her. "Besides, I think the fresh air will do us all some good.""Yes, very well," Baba says. "Well then, let's go."Baba floats beside the masked man, the two of them leading the way out of the dark and deadly building. "Well, looks like you got lucky," Krillin comments. "This guy isn't nearly as scary as the other ones.""Yeah, but he is number five," Bulma points out. "And I'm sure Baba saved her best for last."Goku doesn't add any comment, staring at the masked figure, seeming confused, and almost transfixed. He almost seems to be in another place, and it kind of worries you.>A. Ask Goku what's wrong>B. Tell Bulma and Krillin that you've got this>C. Promise Bulma you'll be careful with this match>D. Something else
>>48096122>>A. Ask Goku what's wrong
>>48096122>B. Tell Bulma and Krillin that you've got this>>48096123I do admit, that pun was a piece of schist. I've pretty much hit rock bottom.
>>48096122>A. Ask Goku what's wrongIt's not a full moon, is it?
>>48096164i wish i could make like an eagle and drop your ass directly into mount doom.
How does Bulma see us?
>>48096228One of her best friends, along with Goku. She feels she can talk to you more, though, since you understand things better than Goku.
>>48096309She doesn't want to /ss/ us yet? pity.
>>48096122>>B. Tell Bulma and Krillin that you've got this
>>48096340>/ss/She isn't that much older than us actually
>>48096340DID SOMEBODY SAY SS
>>48096148>>48096164"I've got this," you promise Bulma and Krillin.Bulma nods. "Just be careful. We're so close, so don't get careless.""Would you relax, Bulma?" Krillin asks. "Tofoo can handle this no problem."Goku continues to stare at the masked fighter ahead of you."What's wrong?" you ask him."That guy...." he answers. "He smells nice.""Just don't try eating him, Tofoo," Krillin jokes to you. "I think that's against the rules."Goku smiles, letting out a happy sigh. "I don't know why, but I feel like that guy's a really great person.""What? You mean he's really strong?" Bulma asks.Goku tilts his head to the side, thinking about it. "I don't know."Baba and the masked fighter step into the ring, where the pink ghost from earlier rolls a tray of refreshments over to the fortune teller, who compliments it before taking a drink."Hey! Can you have your lunch after you've read our fortune?" Bulma asks angrily."So confident, and so rude," Baba comments. "Very well, you two may begin when you wish.""Do your best," the masked fighter tells you with a bow. "That's all anyone can ask of you, and all you can offer.">A. Bow in return>B. Promise you will>C. Charge at him and test his strength>D. Go on the defensive to test his strength>E. Attempt to catch him off-guard with the Afterimage Technique>F. Wolf Fang Fist>G. Something else
>>48096493>>A. Bow in return>F. Wolf Fang FistAfter your reply about yamcha, I feel like doing this
>>48096493>A. Bow in return>F. Wolf Fang Fist
>>48096493>>F. Wolf Fang Fist
>>48096517You bow to the man, then begin the match on the offensive.You dash across the ring, closing the distance quickly and opening with a special attack, one you learned from Yamcha and that he's not likely to recognize."Wolf Fang Fist!"You throw a punch at the man, who reaches down and catches your fist. You follow with a claw-strike that he parries with his free hand.With the masked man still gripping your right fist, you attack with a flurry of claw-strikes with your left. The man has incredible speed, however, and is able to block each one."You've got a lot of spirit," the man comments, stepping back in the face of your attack. "And your strength is very impressive."As you pull back your left arm to throw another claw-strike, he lifts you by your right arm, tossing you high into the air above his head, and leaping up after you.>A. Attempt a Kamehameha Wave before he can reach you>B. Get ready to block his attacks>C. Defend, and wait for a chance to counter>D. Afterimage>E. Bear Shout>F. Something else
>>48096744>>E. Bear Shout
>>48096744>C. Defend, and wait for a chance to counter
>>48096744>>C. Defend, and wait for a chance to counter
>>48096793The man's approaching fast, so you don't feel that you have enough time to use one of your more powerful techniques.Instead, you go for good old-fashioned defense, waiting for your opponent to come and preparing to protect yourself.When he's just beneath you, the man throws a punch, and you meet it with a kick, pushing yourself off and doing a backflip as he kicks upward.His kick misses, and the two of you end up level with each other, at which point the man begins attacking with a combinations of chops and punches. He doesn't attack too fast. In fact, there's usually a second or two between each strike. But, when he does attack, it's fast and precise, each one nearly catching you as you struggle to block and parry.Gravity begins to do its job, and the two of you start falling back into the ring, the masked man continues to strike at you as you struggle to keep him from landing a hit. Finally, when he makes a chop, you catch his wrist, roughly pulling him in and punching him in the face just before the two of you touch the ground.You release his wrist, causing your punch to throw him back, and the two of you to land a short distance away from one another.The masked man lands in a crouch, standing back up and getting back into a fighting stance."Good," he tells you. "Very good.">A. Tell him he's good too>B. Ask if he's having fun>C. Charge and attack>D. Defend>E. Afterimage>F. Double Afterimage>G. Kamehameha>H. Bear Shout>I. Something else
>>48097090>>I. Something elseShoryuken combo
>>48097090>A, B, then Afterimage and attack from behind our Afterimage instead of from behind
>>48097090>F. Double Afterimage
>>48097090>A. Tell him he's good too>C. Charge and attackJump over him>F. Double Afterimage
>>48097160>>48097150>>48097143"You're good, too," you tell the man.He chuckles. "Thanks, I had the best teacher in the world.""Are you having fun?" you ask him."Oh my, yes!" the man answers. "This is the first fight I've had in ages, and it's shaping up to be a good one."Having said enough, you rush toward the masked man, leaping into the air and leaving yourself wide open for an attack."Nice try, but I was watching your matches," the man says, turning and kicking behind him.He gasps in surprise as he kicks through a second Afterimage, and looks forward just in time to see you come through the first, giving him a good kick to the face.The masked man falls to the ground, quickly sitting up. "Very impressive. The Afterimage Technique is very difficult to pull off, yet you seem to have mastered the more advanced version of it.">A. That's nothing (Do a quadruple Afterimage)>B. Ask how he knows that technique>C. Wait for him to go back up before doing anything>D. Attack while he's gone>E. That's not all you know (Kamehameha)>F. You know some more tricks (Bear Shout)>G. Something else
>>48097380>E. That's not all you know (Kamehameha)
>>48097380>That's not all I know, (Double Afterimage Kamehameha)
>>48097380>F. You know some more tricks (Bear Shout)
>>48097380E. KamahamehaAnd can we waifu Baba?
>>48097514What if we used the dragon balls to wish for her youth? Then could we waifu Baba? She would at least be grateful.
>>48097547>Wish for Baba to look the way she did in her youth>She looks the same
>>48097547No>>48097576See? This anon gets it
>>48097576Let Bulma make her wish. When she gets shut down we let Goku make one.
>>48097588He's going to wish for an ever lasting Dinosaur tail.
>>48095987Hi SOM!I got another one of those 24h bans for "Off topic" but I reset my router and I'm good to go.While to be fair I was off-topic, so was the entire rest of the thread in which I was posting, and the rest of the thread didn't (Dead).
>>48097576>>48097584I'll accept it, I'll hope on the Bulma train then, until 18/Lazuli is relevant again.
>>48097637Then by god Tofoo will kill as many people as need be for Goku to attain that wish
>>48097402>>48097495"That's not all I know," you tell him."Oh?" he asks, getting to his feet and adopting a defensive position.Smiling, you cup your hands at your side. "Ka.....me.......""What? You too?" the man asks, shocked."Ha.....me....." you continue, a blue ball of light appearing in your hands."HAAAAAA!!!!" you shout, thrusting your hands toward the man and letting a bright blue beam of light shoot from your palms.He stands his ground, and your blast hits him and passes right through. The man fades from view, and that's when you know you've been had."Surprise!" you hear from behind you.Spinning around, you see the man coming at you with a flying kick, striking you in the face and throwing you to the ground."I'm impressed," he says as you roll back and get to your feet. "Very few people have mastered the Kamehameha Wave."He puts one foot back. "But now, let me show you something."Moving his hands down to his side, he cups them just like you did."Ka....me.....">A. That's impossible!>B. Ask how he knows that>C. Use your own Kamehameha against it>D. Use the same strategy as him, and use the Afterimage>E. Stand your ground and endure the attack>F. Something else
>>48097663You fool!You forgot your train ticket mang
>>48097665What if we have to kill Bulma, Lazuli, or Krillin?
>>48097663I'd definitely be interested in meeting 18 down the line later, but I liked 18. Maybe not whatever our intervention would turn her into, and I might not be so into it by the time we get to that point in the story (if we get there).
>>48097679>D. Use the same strategy as him, and use the Afterimage
>>48097679>C. Use your own Kamehameha against it2Kameha4u
>>48097679>F. Something elseForm energy around your hand and drill through the kamehameha >>48097699Of course, we'll do anything right now to get Bulma her wish and we'll do anything then to get Goku his wish
>>48097679>D. Use the same strategy as him, and use a triple afterimage.
>>48097661Glad you could join us>>48097742100
>>48097699>No Krillin>We get Chi-Chi and develop the Destructo DiskSorry, Krilldog, but it's a win-win. >>48097679>C. Use your own Kamehameha against itBeam struggle hype, even if it kills us, it's worth. Use our dying words to tell Bulma to wish for that boyfriend, it'll wish us back as well.
>>48097764DC to channel our inner Piccolo and DODGE!
>>48097679>C. Use your own Kamehameha against it>D. Use the same strategy as him, and use the AfterimageBasically the same thing we did against Jackie Chun
>>48097785DC to press the muffin button?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>48097815OH SHIT MAN
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>48097764
>>48097798>>48097771>>48097741He knows the Kamehameha Wave.Well, so do you. So, you cup your hands at your side. "Ka....me....." you begin."Ha....me...."He continues.You repeat the words, then use the Afterimage Technique, aiming to use the same strategy that let you strike a major blow against Jackie Chun.The masked man pauses, then turns around, thrusting his hands toward the real you."HAAAA!!!!" he shouts.A blue beam of light shoots from his palms, heading right for you.Looks like you have no choice but to answer in kind."HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" you shout, unleashing your own attack.The two bright beams race toward one another, colliding in a brilliant flash and loud crash, accompanied by a powerful gust of wind that pushes both you and your opponent backwards."How marvelous!" Baba declares. "This is entertainment!"The two of you keep feeding energy into your blasts, attempting to overpower one another and win this little struggle of beams.>A. Overpower him, you can do it! (50)>B. Stop, and take the blast
>>48097679>. Use your own Kamehameha against it
>>48097961>>A. Overpower him, you can do it! (50)
>>48097961>A. Overpower him, you can do it! (50)
>>48097961>A. Overpower him, you can do it! (50)Though the way we roll, maybe we can't.
>>48097961>Overpower him, you can do it!
>>48097961>A. Overpower him, you can do it! (50)You can do eet
Rolled 68, 16, 75, 18, 64, 74, 58 = 373 (7d100)better clear some low rolls outta the system first
>>48097981We'll either roll in the 90's and wipe him out, robbing of his chance to talk to Goku, roll well in the 50's-70's and win, or fuck up royally.
>>48098043You massive kike.
>>48098046... yes, anon. Killing him, winning without killing him, and losing ARE the three options.
>>48098043Five of those rolls were over the fucking DC.
Calling it now>all three rolls are 49 and it leads an extended struggle
Rolled 18, 80, 96 = 194 (3d100)>>48098088It's ok I can roll low this time
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>48098131Anon. this is how it's done.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>48098157Do it for her.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>48098157Time for failure!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>48098157
>>48098157now the good ones are gone
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>48098157Rolling while shitting
>>48098163Fuck, so close.
>>48098165>>48098163>>48098172This masked fighter's strength is amazing, and, with his figuring out your trick catching you off-guard, it seems at first that he'll win your little struggle.But, you aren't about to quit, pushing your palms forward and doing everything you can to overpower your foe. At first, all you manage to do is slow him down, but soon, his beam stops its advance.Yelling, you push your palms further ahead, and your beam begins to push his back, slowly working its way toward the masked man."What are you doing?!" Baba asks. "Win! Crush! Destroy! I don't like losers!"Yelling, you put even more into your attack, and manage to overpower the old man, throwing him off his feet and pushing him across the ring, where your Kamehameha explodes, throwing him from it.It seems you've won, but he just barely manages to avoid falling into the lake. Still, he doesn't get up, and your friends begin cheering, declaring your victory.However, the masked man gets back up, and steps into the ring."That was very impressive," he compliments. "You're far stronger than I expected."He makes no aggressive moves, keeping his hands at his sides as he slowly walks toward you."Tell me, are you and Goku good friends?" he asks as he gets closer.>A. You are>B. Friends and rivals>C. Ask why he's interested in Goku>D. Something else
>>48098364>>B. Friends and rivals
>>48098364>B. Friends and rivals
>>48098364>B. Friends and rivals>C. Ask why he's interested in Goku
>>48098364>A. You are&>D. Tell him you think he'll be pretty, under that pretty mask
>>48098364>A. You are>B. Friends and rivals>D. Something elseWe owe Goku a fight after this. We're gonna spar to see who wins!
>>48098458"Friends and rivals," you answer. "I owe him a match after this, so we can see who's stronger.""Hehehe, just what I wanted to hear," the man says, standing right in front of you now."Why are you suddenly interested in Goku?" you ask.He leans in and whispers to you. "Keep this a secret for now, but I'm really Goku's Grandfather. I came here hoping I'd get a chance to fight him, but that didn't happen. But, since you're even stronger than I am, I want you to fight him so I can see how far he's come. Can you do that for me? If you say yes, I'll surrender the match.">A. Yes>B. Liar, Goku's Grandpa is dead>C. Oh, that explains the halo>D. Ask why he doesn't want Goku to know yet>E. Something else
>>48098599>E. Can I get some rest first? I've been fighting pretty hard.
>>48098599>>A. Yes>C. Oh, that explains the halo
>>48098599>E. Something elseAgree to fight Goku, but refuse to accept his surrender.Also, can I speak to my mom and dad? Tell them I'm doing ok
>>48098599>C. Oh, that explains the halo>E. Something elseYou know he'll probably figure it out by smell, right?
>>48098599>D, and >>48098617
>>48098599>A. Yes>C. Oh, that explains the halo>D. Ask why he doesn't want Goku to know yet
>>48098642>>48098617You do have a Senzu Bean
>>48098691Oh, right, let's both eat ours before the match. >A. Yes>C. Oh, that explains the halo
>>48098691Those beans are more valuable than dragonballs at the moment, rather split one of them between us if it comes to it so we still have one remaining.
>>48098691>wasting a senzu to just restore self, and not actually heal
>>48098703Can Baba heal? If so, accept Gohan's offer, request a heal, and fight Goku.
>>48098627>>48098617>>48098642>>48098650>>48098703>>48098715>A. Accept his offer>B. Ask to rest first
>>48098790>B. Ask to rest first
>>48098790>A. Accept his offerNah bru we got this
>>48098790>B. Ask to rest firstAlso>Inquire about your parents
>>48098814"Hey, you're dead, that means you know every other dead person, right?"
>>48098833Well they lived close together, and in similar conditions, and died in very similar ways. But hey, you're the conductor.
>>48098833that feel when people commit microagressions against youthe dead are an oppressed class, don't even get to vote
>>48098790>>B. Ask to rest firstWe owe it to him to fight at our best
>>48098902Robert Terwilliger for Mayor of Springfield!
>>48098799>>48098814>>48098822>>48098910"Can I rest first?" you ask him."Sure, just don't make it a very long one,I only get a day here," he says, stepping back. "And by the way, do something about that boy's tail. I've told him a hundred times to train that thing, so if he hasn't really hammer the message home, alright?"He takes another step back, and looks toward Baba. "I surrender.""What?!" she shrieks."What?!" your friends shout."I surrender," the man repeats. "I am beaten. But, I'd like to make a request of you, my dear Baba.""A request? Of me?" Baba asks. "You have some nerve, mister.""I promise, you'll be very interested in it," he tells her, walking over and whispering something to her."What? That's what this is all about?" Baba asks. "Well, this just gets more and more interesting. Very well."Bulma hops into the ring, walking toward Baba. "So, can you tell us where the last ball is now?""Not just yet," Baba tells her.Bulma looks angry. "We played your stupid game, so tell us our fortune!""I'm afraid our friend's surrender had some conditions," Baba explains. "What kind of conditions?" Bulma asks."Tofoo must fight Goku," Baba explains. "They'll use this ring, same rules. But, apparently, Tofoo has requested a break so he can rest and fight Goku at his best.""Sounds good to me!" Goku says excitedly, hopping into the ring. "When can we start?">A. You just need a few minutes>B. Rest>C. Something else
All I'm saying is that she's a massive slut.You don't waifu a slut.
>>48099195>C. Something elseHow about enough time to eat and digest so we don't get cramps? Do we have any food?
>>48099195Time for some food and a short 1-2 hour nap I think.In that time, Goku should be able to talk to his Grandpa for a bit.
>>48099245Gohan isn't telling him yet, remember?
>>48099253Oh shit.Well I still vote for food and nap, maybe try to focus internally on regenerating that warmth.
>>48099245Yeah, but they can still hang out, right?
>>48099195>C. Something elseAsk Goku if he thinks that Gohan looks pretty.
>>48099226>>48099245>>48099272Guys, you ate a Senzu Bean very recently, you aren't hungry.Adding five minutes to the vote>>48099198Eh, I think slut's a little far
>>48099397In that case I vote for just a few minutes. Let's get this fight on the road
>>48099414>>48099226>>48099245You tell Goku that you just need a few minutes to get your energy back before the two of you can fight.In that time, the masked man goes to the wide of the ring with Baba, Bulma and Krillin give you the third degree on why you accepted that deal, and Goku paces back and forth excitedly.When you finally tell him that you're ready to fight, he jumps for joy, taking his Power Pole and tossing it to Krillin before dropping into a fighting stance.You do the same.Goku's strength and speed should be at least similar to your own, and he's always been a tricky fighter. If you want to win this match, you can't hold back.>A. Attack head-on to get a feel for his strength>B. Go on the defensive and let him come to you>C. Afterimage>D. Kamehameha>E. Bear Shout>F. Light Blast>H. Something else
>>48099535>H. Something elseAfterimage and Defend.
>>48099535>>B. Go on the defensive and let him come to youThis seems to be our go to style. We're cautious, like Piccolo.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>48099535If I roll 98+ on this dice, we win!
>>48099535>C. AfterimageFollowed by>F. Light BlastAlso we should name our light blast, for now at least, considering light blast spam only comes later.
>>48099654What's a light attack associated with a tough animal?Snail dart?
>>48099703Don't you mean Nail Gun? How about Soy Bullets or something like that but good? Because we're named after a soy food.
>>48099654How about "Light Blob"Because it's a blob that emits light,and also it's an attack that isn't very strong.
>>48099629We're not cautious, we're a tank.We should come up with some taunts to use in future tho. Gotta maintain that aggro.
>>48099629>>48099593You opt for a defensive strategy early on, wanting to feel out Goku's strength, and leave yourself as well-guarded as possible.Goku smirks, seeing what you're doing, and taking it as a challenge.He breaks into a run, coming right at you and jumping into the air, doing a spin kick that he aims right at your head.You bring your arm up and block, and he spins back, kicking at your face with his free leg. You bring your free arm to block, and he pushes off it, backflipping away from you before springing forward, opening with a punch that you manage to parry, and following with one that you don't striking you in the face and forcing you to step back.You recover quickly, however, and grab his wrist before he has the chance to pull back his arm. Holding him in place, you bring your knee to his gut, and he hunches over before throwing an elbow up into your cheek. You pull back your knee to hit him again, but he brings up his own leg, stopping your knee with his foot, and using his free arm to punch you in the face again.You're forced to let go of him, and he springs toward you, but, thinking quickly, you drop to the ground, landing on your back and kicking upward, catching him in the stomach and sending him flying into the air.>A. Jump up after him>B. Bear Shout>C. Kamehameha>D. Light Shot>E. Something else
Ox Crush: We channel ki into our fists to deliver heavy as fuck blows
>>48099854>D. Light ShotEach in one hand, bait him to dodge the first and hit him with the second one.
>>48099904Do it, but jump up and roundhouse him if he gets past both.
>>48099854>D. Light Shot>>48099904That
>>48099854>>48099904Yeah I'm down
>>48099904This, but bear shout him if he get's past both and we don't think he will be able to dodge it.
Once he comes back down, remember we need to grab his tail and give it a good workout. Just slam him around by it until it pops off.
>>48099904>>48099915>>48099979>>48099983You find that warmth in your body, breaking small pieces of it off, and channeling those pieces into your hands. You hold your right hand up toward Goku, and let a ball of light fly from it, sending it rocketing up toward your friend.Goku's eyes go wide, but your attack goes right through him.An Afterimage.You were expecting this, and when you look over your shoulder and see a Goku behind you sticking out his tongue, you know that's a fake.A yell from the front forces you to look ahead, seeing Goku flying right at you with a kick. Throwing your left hand toward him, you let the other blast go, cursing as it goes through an Afterimage."Haha, you missed!" Goku shouts from behindYou jump, spinning and catching him right in the face with a kick. Spit flies from Goku's mouth as you catches him in the face, and he spins with the impact, doing a full turn and grabbing you by the ankle."Got you!" he says with a grin, spinning and throwing you across the ring.Backflipping in the air, you spring forward the second you land, heading right for Goku, who has already been charging at you.You throw a punch with your right fist at the same moment Goku does the same, your fists slamming together.You each throw palm-strikes at the same moment, catching one-another in the face and forcing each other back.You're at the edge of the ring. A strong enough attack could send you into the lake. But, you're going to give yourself some space.You take a moment to ready yourself, and as you land, you open your mouth wide, letting loose a beam of energy from your gullet.Goku lands, and has just enough time to raise his arms before your blast strikes him, pushing him back across the rime, stopping when he's about halfway.>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hit>B. Get close to the center and go back on the defensive>C. Charge him>D. Kamehameha>E. Something else
>>48100142>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hitAggression!
>>48100142>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hitAnd by good hit I mean:>A. Suplex him>B. Grab him by the tail for a thrashing
>>48100142>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hitAim for his tail, grabbing it to weaken him then proceed with the beat down and then letting go of his tail.Lets go for the carrot and the stick tactics
>>48100198>Suplex himYou aren't me anon, you didn't specify the type of suplex. Obviously it should be this kind of suplex.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwJ5oECHFc
>>48100142>>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hitGrab his Tail!
>>48100142>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hit
>>48100142>A. Take advantage of this moment, use multiple Afterimages to land a good hitGrab his tail and use it as leverage as you pound the heck out of him. Beat him thoroughly and tell him he should cover his weaknesses. Then smack him really hard before tossing him in the lake by his tail. (Like Bowser)
>>48100257>>48100226You rush toward Goku with all the speed you've got, leaping at your friend as he lowers his arms, and throwing a kick at him.He moves out of the way, but he needn't have worried, as it was only an Afterimage.Looking up, he sees another you readying a punch, and kicks at it just to be safe. He's distracted by it only for a moment, but a moment's all that you need.Getting behind Goku, you grab hold of his tail, and his entire body goes limp, crashing to the ground in front of you."N-no fair," He groans."Tofoo? What are you doing?" Krillin asks."That's cheating!" Bulma shouts. The masked man doesn't say anything, but you're pretty sure he's smiling or laughing behind his silly mask."L-let go of my tail!" Goku says angrily.>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>B. Beat him while he's weak>C. Swing him around by the ail>D. Swing him by the tail, and slam him against the ground>E. Pick him up by the tail and throw him into the lake>F. Release his tail>G. Something else
>>48100356>A, then F by giving him a T-Bone suplex
>>48100356>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>F. Release his tail
>>48100356>A, then ED-don't worry guys, he'll kamehameha boost back onto the arena
>>48100356>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to"Goku, you could have been killed by Tao if you were the one to fight him and he grabbed your tail by luck, even with the divine water training or if I wasn't there to help.">F. Release his tail
>>48100356>>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>>D. Swing him by the tail, and slam him against the ground
>>48100356>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>D. Swing him by the tail, and slam him against the ground
>>48100356>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>F. Release his tailWhen he gets back up, kick him
>>48100356>>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>>B. Beat him while he's weak>D. Swing him by the tail, and slam him against the ground>E. Pick him up by the tail and throw him into the lakeSorry Goku, you need to cover your weaknesses. Just imagine how this could have gone had your tail not been such an easy weak point. *Throw him into the river* You'll never win in a real tournament unless you keep yourself strong in all places, even your tail. *Offer hand to a wet sad Goku*
>>48100424>>48100394>>48100378>>48100375>Grandfather implores us to make sure the message sticks.Don't bail guys, seriously. TOUGH. LOVE. LOVE GUYS TOUGH LOVE!
>>48100511This. Grandpa Gohan asked us to beat the message in. We can't be nice about it just because.
>>48100511Screw you. I want to suplex Goku.
>>48100378>>48100424>>48100457"This wouldn't happen if you trained your tail like your Grandpa told you to," you tell your friend. "If this happened when we fought Tao, you'd be dead."Having said your piece, you release your friend's tail."Huh?" he asks, seeming surprised.He gives you a confused look as he stands back up, but leaves himself wide open.You give him a kick to the jaw which throws him off his feet, then punch him in the face, sending him slamming down to the ground."Hey, what did you do that for?" he groans.At the edge of the ring, the masked fighter shakes his head in disappointment.>A. Hit him while he's down>B. Grab his tail again (65)>C. Light Shot>D. Bear Shout>E. Kamehameha>F. Tell him the match isn't over>G. Something else
>>48100573>>B. Grab his tail again (65)Let's hope we can roll it and this time the retards don't fuck up and release it.
>>48100573>B. Grab his tail again (65)
>>48100573>F Let's not fight dirty against our best friend
>>48100573>G. Something elseHow high would we have to roll to come up with something like the Dodon Ray, but bigger and with a spiral around it on the spot? Some kind of Drilling Beam Cannon Special?Or just ignore my bullshit and >B
>>48100573>>B. Grab his tail again (65)
>>48100573>B. Grab his tail again (65)"To get a point across, remember what master Roshi said "The point is that you never accept you've reached your limits.". This tail is basically holding you back, I'm going to keep grabbing it, till you are able to hit me back in that weakened state of yours."
>>48100356>>A. Tell him that this wouldn't happen if he trained it like his grandfather told him to>E. Pick him up by the tail and throw him into the lake
>>48100676>B. Grab his tail again (65)
>>48100573>Anons mass vote to grab the tail>Anons feel bad about what they decided was best>Anons let go of the tail>Now that a roll is involved, it is heavily voted againSOM PLZ>WAKE ME UP CAN'T WAKE UP >B. Grab his tail again (65)Then>D. Bear ShoutIn his face
>>48100729>>Anons feel bad about what they decided was best>>Anons let go of the tailI seriously wonder what thought process was going through their minds when they decided this. It's fucking Goku. We all should know that Goku won't get the point that's trying to be made until it's pounded through his skull. You can't be gentle about it.
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>>48100756It's fucking Goku. We all should know that Goku won't get the point that's trying to be made until it's pounded through his skull. You can't be gentle about it.>Goku won't get the point that's trying to be made until it's pounded through his skull. You can't be gentle about it.>Goku won't get the point that's trying to be made until it's pounded through his skull. You can't be gentle about it.Thank you Anon!
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>>48100729>>48100756Getting the point across is a lot more easier by grabbing his tail, then letting go and beating the crap out of him and repeating the process again. Than just grabbing his tail and beating the crap out of him, since at least he'll start seeing how badly the effects the weakness the tail is giving him are, instead of just knocking him out cold.
>>48100798Thank you anon, for rolling well enough to save our butts by grabbing Goku's.
>>48100847The problem is, the first one was a freebie. After that it gets more and more difficult because Goku starts defending his tail.He also didn't understand what we were trying to do and was confused.
>>48100805>>48100798>>48100791Well done, you recovered from your mistakeThis time
>>48100847I agree whole heartedly, we should playfully taunt him about how great it would be if this wasn't such a sore weakness *PUNCH*. Yeah i bet things wouldn't be so rough if your tail wasn't so weak, people can just walk right up and grab it. *SLAM INTO THE GROUND* If only there was some way *ELBOW TO FACE* to get around such a terrible weakness *SUPLEX*
>>48100899As long as it doesn't involve letting go of his goddamn tail again.
>>48100791>>48100798>>48100805You reach down for Goku's tail, but he rolls out of the way, jumping toward you and landing a solid kick to your jaw that knocks you onto your back.He leaps into the air, and then comes right down for you, putting out his knee to slam into your gut as he lands.At the last second, you manage to roll out of the way, and, moving quickly, are just barely able to grab a hold of his tail.Goku begins to go limp, and you're able to get a firmer hold on his tail, getting back up as he falls to the ground."Tofoo, quit it!" Bulma shouts."Goku!" Krillin shouts in concern."Y-you're cheating," Goku says through clenched teeth.>A. No, you're helping him>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>C. Beat him while he's down>D. Slam him against the ground and swing him by his tail>E. Something else
>>48100905Vice grip, baby.
>>48100928>A. No, you're helping him>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>C. Beat him while he's down
>>48100928>A and B, triple German Suplexes while holding his tail
>>48100928>>A. No, you're helping him>>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>>C. Beat him while he's down>>D. Slam him against the ground and swing him by his tail MULTIFORM Be a good friend and a good fighter and do all of it.>E. ViCE GRIP HIS TAIL>F. VICE IT HARDER
>>48100928>>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>>D. Slam him against the ground and swing him by his tail
>>48100928>A. No, you're helping him>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>D. Slam him against the ground and swing him by his tail
>>48100928>A. No, you're helping him>C. Beat him while he's down
>>48100949I'll back this
>>48100928>E. All of the above
>>48100928>A. No, you're helping him>B. It's not your fault he didn't bother to train his tail>C. Beat him while he's downGuessing we are still grabing his tail with one arm while beating him with the other?
>>48100928>E. Something elsesee>>48100676>D. Slam him against the ground and swing him by his tail
>>48100948>>48100965"No, I'm helping you," you say, coming to stand to his side while keeping a firm grip on his tail. "It isn't my fault you never bothered to train your tail."You kick him in the ribs while looking down at him. "I'm trying to get a point across.""Tofoo, please, stop it!" Krillin shouts to you."This is too much, you're hurting him!" Bulma cries."Remember what Master Roshi said?" you ask your friend. "The point is that you never accept you've reached your limits. Your tail is holding you back."He struggles to pick himself up, but you stomp on his back, forcing him back to the ground. He yells in pain, still struggling to get back up.Lifting him by the tail, you spin, swinging him over your head and slamming him onto the ground on his back. Then you do it again, slamming him down on his belly.You go back and forth, over and over, your friend grunting or yelling in pain each time, not even having the energy to fight back at this point."Are you almost through?" Baba asks. "I'm getting my ball waxed in an hour.">A. Yeah, you're done (Release Goku's tail)>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)
>>48101155>A. Yeah, you're done (Release Goku's tail)
>>48101155>>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)Then spin him around our head and throw him in the lake.
>>48101155>A. Yeah, you're done (Release Goku's tail)Probably search Goku and find his senzu bean and give it to him.
>>48101155>A, then apologize to Goku, it's why you lost to Baba's fighter
>>48101155>>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)DONT BAIL
>>48101155>A. Yeah, you're done (Release Goku's tail)c.) Apologize, but remind him that it's for his own good
>>48101155AT THE VERY LEAST CAN WE AGREE ON TOSSING HIM INTO THE LAKE SO HE DOESN'T SOMEHOW REVERSE THIS?and>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)
>>48101155>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)
>>48101261What? Is it not hammered in by this point? We've been kicking his ass up and down the arena. It should be hammered in by this point....Right?
>>48101261Please don't bully the Goku. It's not berry nice of us.
>>48101294If you're gonna do this shit, you need to go all out
>>48101304We did, I'm not ripping his tail off just because you want it gone though.
>>48101304How was what just happened not all out. I don't even think Goku has the strength left to fight anymore. Plus I thought Goku was supposed to be pretty smart when it came to fighting at least?
>>48101155>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)cyka blyat Hammer It In
>>48101313>Go all out>We didWe did not. You grabbed it once then let go immediately. Then we got lucky and grabbed it again, threw him around abit and now you want to let him go again the very next post.It has to be decisive and devastating. Goku has to be like "Holy shit, I just got super wrecked to the point her could have killed me."
>>48101155>B. Just need another minute or two to hammer this in (Keep swinging)Our friends will forgive us, r-right?
>>48101356>You go back and forth, over and over, your friend grunting or yelling in pain each time, not even having the energy to fight back at this point.
>>48101169>>48101173>>48101210>>48101211>>48101229>>48101236"Yeah, I'm done," you tell Baba, releasing Goku's tail."What's wrong with you?!" Bulma demands, storming into the ring. She is absolutely furious, and you don't think she's every looked quite as terrifying as she does now."I thought Goku was supposed to be your friend!" she snaps. "How could you use such a dirty trick and do that to him?""Now, now, don't yell at the boy," Baba tells Bulma. "He was just doing as he was asked.""What are you talking about?" Bulma snaps, whirling on her. Baba answers by sticking her tongue out at the girl."She's right, I asked Tofoo to do that," the masked fighter says, stepping into the ring. "And why in the world would you do that?!" Bulma demands before turning to you. "And why would you listen to him?""Because I've told that boy over and over to train that tail of his," the man says, walking past the two of you and toward Goku."Wait, what?" Bulma asks.>A. Tell her she'll see>B. Tell her that man is Goku's Grandpa>C. Tell her that man is Goku's Grandpa, but to keep quiet about it for now>D. Something else
>>48101434>>A. Tell her she'll see
>>48101434>A. Tell her she'll see
>>48101386That line is is why I voted let go. That seems to make the point very clear.
>>48101434>>D. Something elseGoku's got the most potential out of anyone, but he needs to learn to cover his weaknesses. If I can do that, then someone who wants to really hurt him can too.
>>48101434>A. Tell her she'll seeDamn you Goku and your zenkai's
>>48101434>A, then "Now imagine if Yamcha or someone from the Red Ribbon Army had done that."
>>48101434>A. You'll see also you're pretty when you're angry.
>>48101585I disagree. Bulma may be pretty, but when she's angry, she sucks.Baba is prettier than Bulma when Bulma is angry.
>>48101444"You'll see," you tell her."Goku, are you alright?" the man asks, standing a few feet from your friend."I think so," Goku says, getting back up."That tail of yours, it's still your greatest weakness," the man tells him. "What did I always tell you?""H-huh?" Goku asks, staring at the man wide-eyed."I told you that you needed to train your tail so that things like that wouldn't keep happening," the man says."W-wait," Goku says, his eyes watering, and his lip quivering. "That means...you're my...."The man says nothing more, staring at Goku."Grandpa?" your friend asks."What gave it away?" Gohan asks, removing his mask. "Was it the whiskers?""G-Grandpa!" Goku shouts, tears falling from his eyes as he runs toward the old man. "Is it really you?""Yes, my boy, it's me," Gohan says happily , holding his arms out as Goku comes running.Goku jumps up at his Grandfather, tackling him with a hug that causes the old man to stagger backwards."Grandpa!" he cries, sliding down to the ground and clinging to the old man's clothes. "I thought you were...."The tears flow in far greater numbers, and he buries his face in Gohan's clothing. "I looked everywhere for you, and I couldn't find you! I missed you so much, Grandpa!""Goku..." Bulma says, looking a bit teary-eyed herself. "I've never seen him like this.""Me neither," Krillin comments.>A. Ask Baba how she did this>B. Think about your parents>C. Don't say anything, just let Goku have some time with his grandfather>D. Something else
>>48101657Quiet, you'll ruin my keikaku to wish Tofoo old and waifu Baba.
>>48101707>>A. Ask Baba how she did this>>B. Think about your parents
>>48101707>C. Don't say anything, just let Goku have some time with his grandfather
>>48101715She's only three years older than you
>>48101707>B. Think about your parents>D. Try not to cry (cry)
>>48101707>B. Think about your parents>C. Don't say anything, just let Goku have some time with his grandfather
>>48101739I thought Baba was hundreds of years old?Baba is actually a qt 15 year old fortune teller full of fertility and life?!But ... I thought she was Roshi's sister.Does that mean Roshi's mom and dad might still be alive, or died less than 15 years ago?
>>48101707>B, C, fail to hold back tears
>>48101772Oh, misread, thought you said Bulma
>>48101707Tofoo I know you miss your momAnd I know you miss your dadBut somIs tryin'a cockblock my waifu and that is bad
>>48101781Too late, I want to have 9 children with Baba nowThose fortuneteller magic affinities, combined with Tofoo's toughness, will make a great 2nd generation to combine with the children of Goku's saiyan blood and Bulma's family genius.
>>48101819eminem plz, go back to making albums instead of shitposting.
>>48101893Why not shitpost in album form?
>>48101707>B. Think about your parents>Start to cry>suplex tears
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>>48101750>>48101754>>48101774You don't say anything, letting Goku have his moment with his Grandfather. You're extremely happy for him, but you can't help but think of your parents.Honestly, you're a little jealous. You wish they were here right now, that you could hug them, and tell them how much you've missed them, that you could at least see them one last time. But, you aren't that lucky. Your parents were brave people, but they weren't martial artists, so you doubt you'd see them with Baba.You notice tears starting to come, and you do your best to hold yourself together, reaching up and wiping the tears away.Bulma looks over at you, frowning, and looking over at Goku. You're pretty sure she's figured out how you're feeling."You'll have to forgive me, I guess I was ill-informed, but I thought Goku's Grandpa was dead," Bulma says, approaching the two."I am," Gohan tells her, pointing at the halo."For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," Bulma gasps in a frightened tone. "I'm speaking to a ghost.""Allow me to explain," Baba says, floating over. "Close your mouths and open your minds. You see, we inhabit the world of the living, but there's an entire realm of the dead as well. I have the power to travel between the two realms, so, sometimes,when I need fighters and can't find any good ones around here, I make a little trip to the Otherworld.""Which is how Baba met me," Gohan explains. "I approached her and asked if a boy with a monkey tail would ever come to visit her.""But even I didn't know that Goku was Gohan's grandson," Baba admits. "I don't care how you did it, Baba," Goku tells her. "I'm just grateful that you brought my Grandpa back to me.""Don't mention it, kid," Baba tells him."Hey, I just had a great idea!" Bulma says. "Why don't we use our wish on the Dragonballs to bring back Gohan?"She turns to you. "We can bring your parents back too, Tofoo.">Continued
>>48101994"Now, hold on," Gohan tells her. "I appreciate the offer, but I'm happy in the afterlife. I've made lots of new friends, most of them brunettes.""Well then, Tofoo, why don't we just wish your parents back?" Bulma asks.>A. Does she mean it?>B. Yes, that sounds wonderful>C. No, your parents should rest in peace>D. But what about her wish?>E. Something else
>>48102017>>A. Does she mean it?>>D. But what about her wish?
>>48102017>D. What about her wish?>E. Ask Baba if she would be able to talk to our parents about coming back
>>48102017>C. No, your parents should rest in peaces'much as it hurts, we've pretty much struck out on our own.Plus, what about everyone else's parents who died, whether due to violence or accident?
>>48102017>A, D, ask Baba if there is a way we could contact them to ask them
>>48102017This:>>48102066I have a feeling they'd like to rest. But I don't know.
>>48102017>>>A. Does she mean it?>>>D. But what about her wish?
>>48102066"Do you mean it?" you ask Bulma."Of course, I wouldn't lie about something like this," she tells you in a completely serious tone."But, what about your wish?" you ask her."I think this is more important than wishing for some silly boyfriend," Bulma admits, smiling. "There's a thing called priorities.""Baba, is there a way you could ask my parents about coming back?" you ask the woman."Perhaps, for ten million zeni," Baba tells you."That's no fair!" Bulma says."Well, I could do it for free," Baba tells her. "But it was my understanding that you wanted me to find out where some kind of trinket was hidden."Bulma takes a deep breath, lets out a sigh, and says, "I changed my mind, use our free fortune to let Tofoo talk to his parents.">A. Thank Bulma>B. Tell her she doesn't have to do that>C. Something else
>>48102172>A. Thank Bulma>>B. Tell her she doesn't have to do thatWhen we summon Shenron, ask him if our parents would want to come back, he can answer questions and it doesn't count as wishing.
>>48102172>A. Thank Bulma>C. Something elseDo it.We can no doubt find the Dragonball some other way.
>>48102172>>C. Something elseLet's fight her fighters again for another freebie!
>>48102234One time only deal
>>48102214Do we know that in character? If we do I'll support this.
>>48102172>>A. Thank Bulma>>B. Tell her she doesn't have to do thatWhen we summon Shenron, ask him if our parents would want to come back, he can answer questions and it doesn't count as wishing.
>>48102220Just checked the wiki and it's fucking inevitable that we'll run into the ball.Pilaf has it. He WILL try to find the other 6 sooner or later.
>>48102172>A. Thank BulmaFuck yes, talking to mom and dad!
>>48102172>C. Something elseLet's get the ball and then wish for psychic powers! Then we can talk to them all we want!
>>48102245We can say "If I ask you something, does that count as a wish?" or something of the sort, Tofoo isn't dumb, or maybe Bulma could think of it.
>>48102287What kind of psychic powers? Be specific, Shenron's powers are limited
>>48102279While IC that would be helpful, OOC Somnius is gonna veto the fuck out of that because telepathy is one of those campaign breaker powers.
>>48102262If we murder Pilaf now, what happens to King Piccolo? Unless Yamcha will be the one to release him....SOM, have I figured out your plan?
>>48102308No, but that's an interesting idea
>>48102308It is not necessary to murder Pilaf to get his ball.
>>48102297I'd imagine even beginning of the series Shenron would be able to answer questions related to Earthlings. But maybe I'm being too meta for Tofoo.
Can we ask Shenron to sing us a song? What about playing us a melody tonight, since he has us feeling alright?
>>48102331Talk to mom and dad!
>>48102297THe ability to talk to anyone we know, regardless of distance or death
>>48102320Right, but if we do, even accidentally by applying too much force; we have been dealing with the Red Ribbon Army after all, and they're far stronger than Pilaf. If Tofoo or Goku hit the Pilaf Machine (or whatever contraption he uses in this arc, I can't really remember) with a blast like they did to Orange, it could be lights out for the Blue Mutant.
>>48102345Mortal I swear were I not bound to interpret your wish in the best manner possible, I would follow you singing for the entire year so you couldn't get any sleep.
>>48102367That would screw up so many future arcs actually, if we get that far.
>>48102360Like King Kai?
>>48102360*THe ability to talk to anyone, regardless of distance or death*The
>>48102396>not wanting Sheron singing to us on command for a year
>>48102349>>48102273>>48102220"Thank you," you tell Bulma. "No problem," she says, sounding a bit bummed about having to give up finding the Dragonball for now, but still sounding sincere."Very well, then," Baba says, hopping off her crystal ball and waving her arms around it.The orb begins to glow."Crystal ball, shining and round, show Tofoo's parents, wherever they're found!" the old woman commands.The glow of the ball becomes more intense, and an image begins to appear.>To be continuedThat's it for tonight you guys, hope you all had funI will probably be running on Tuesday, but follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are upAs always, I'll stick around for a little while to take questions, comments, and concerns
>>48102442Q. Do we still have the other 6 balls?
>>48102442>TuesdayThis is why all those brown people hate America.
>>48102442Does Shenron have a good singing voice? What year does the current age equate to?
>>48102465NoI don't know>>48102460They're just jealousAlso, this year, we celebrate for Britain as well>>48102457Yes
>>48102442Will our parents be excited to talk to us? What will they think of our choice of waifus?
>>48102465It's Age 750, if we're still in the same year as the 21st BT.
>>48102492Of course they willYou made a choice?
>>48102478>we celebrate for Britain as wellFrom what I've heard, a lot of Brits aren't happy about the Brexit. I lot seem to have voted for it on the assumption that it had no chance to pass. Kind of like a lot of people who have voted for Trump I think.
>>48102503Q. Can Goku talk to our parents?You know. Apologise for the whole Killing thing.
>>48102507Most of the votes to remain came from Scotland, to be fair.
>>48102498But what year would that equate to? I need to know so I can make pop culture references that are appropriate. I want to know if we can wish for Shenron to sing us "Piano Man" or "Thunder Road" or some other song.
>>48102519He can, but he doesn't know that he's the one who did it, all he knows is a giant monster killed them.
>>48102519He doesn't know he killed them. He doesn't know he is the giant monkey that killed his grandpa and our parents.
>>48102519Goku still doesn't know that he's a giant monkey. >>48102442Are you trying to get Goku to keep his tail until Z so that he'll go Ozaru to Ozaru against Vegeta? And later Golden Ozaru on one of the villains?
>>48102553No, not at all
>>48102531It equates to nothing, Dragon Ball's technological/cultural level is even more fucked than Naruto's.Guys, what about Yamcha's Sword?
>>48102520I basing that on what I've heard from people who voted to leave, and people talking about it online. Also what the leaders of the Brexit movement have said. They kind of seemed dumbfounded that they won, and immediately started backtracking on promises.
>>48102507> I lot seem to have voted for it on the assumption that it had no chance to passWho the fuck votes in a potentially world changing event 'ironically'? They deserve everything that happens to them for being absolutely retarded.
>>48102568Come on, instead of SSJ2 Gohan vs Cell you can have Great Namek Cell vs Golden Great Ape Goku.
>>48102520Didn't Northern Ireland vote Remain too? This is gonna be a fun next few years.>>48102553We should REALLY try to find a way to bring that up some time. Hell, with Gohan here maybe it'd be better now rather than later.
>>48102586Could be cool, but, you know, Kami>>48102571Well then, they fucked up and accidentally made the right choice. Either way, this is a win for Britain in the long run
>>48102586>Great Namek Cell vs Golden Great Ape Gokuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk
>>48102603Northern Ireland voted remain, but by less of a wide margin than they were expecting, I think
>>48102607Wish that Shenron would turn the moon invisible so it will never be full. That way we still have a moon abd Goku keeps his tail. Win-win.
>>48102637Until Vegeta/Turles show up
>>48102584>Who the fuck votes in a potentially world changing event 'ironically'?Idiots.>They deserve everything that happens to them for being absolutely retarded.The issue is that their retarded decision affect the rest of the world too. Though thankfully world stock markets seemed to have rebounded from the initial panic. Though the Pound Sterling is still at 1985 levels of value. So the long-term ramifications are still unknown. The EU could put the screws to the UK to try and discourage other countries from leaving, and there isn't much the UK could do. They will be negotiating from a disadvantageous position.
>>48102650The we have Great Ape Goku on our side. And just in case we can base a melee ki move on the Kienzan when it shows up.
>>48102629Still gonna be a fun few years to come. Maybe Star Trek was right after all.
>>48102607>Either way, this is a win for Britain in the long runHow? Getting out of trade deals that let them be part of the international banking scene with relatively good terms to get rid of "regulations", that they'll have to accept anyways to trade with EU countries? Their economy is based on international banking primarily. There is a reason why the DOW has recovered, but the British pound hasn't, and actually has gone down a little in the week since the vote happened. Or the dollar got stronger, not sure which.
>>48102703Oh yeah, watching all this unfold will be fascinating
>>48102718>Or the dollar got stronger, not sure which.
>>48102750>Everytime the economy is severely damaged, the dollar gets strongerHamilton, that's some Saiyan-level bullshit
>>48102796Keep it up and we will become the Legend.A SUPER AMERICA!
>>48102722How bad did anon done goof by not pushing the tough love button? Will we all regret it?
>>48102750Actually, the dollar did get stronger from all this, and the Pound got weaker compared to the Euro. So the Pound has gotten weaker since the 23rd, and the dollar has gotten stronger.>>48102722As fascinating it will be, I'd prefer to only see one mass social experiment like this at a time. Don't get me wrong, a Trump Presidency would be extremely fascinating, but I think it would be disastrous too. We have the choice of the shiniest of two turds this year, and that isn't Trump.As for stuff related to the quest…How hard would it be to train Goku in his Great Monkey form? It isn't Great Ape, apes don't have tails.
>>48102830But Anon, we're already the Legendary Super States. >The Nazi's were Frieza, and they killed our best friend, France>>We went ham and destroyed them>The Communists were the Androids, the USSR being Cell>>Hippies were the heart virus that made us loose to Vietnam>>We caused the USSR to self destruct>Too bad it seems like we're dealing with Super Buu now
>>48102892So are the Nazi's going to rise up again and start ww3, is that going to be our Golden Freeza?
>>48102892>Too bad it seems like we're dealing with Super Buu nowGod damn it it fitsWait then does that mean 20 years after this shit we'll deal with unstoppable alien cat people who only keep us alive because we give them free food?
>>48102923A literal god has to show up first.
>>48102953Either that or the Native Americans take over our friends, and we have to go even further beyond the beyond to fight them all.
>>48102991But I don't want to be a furry
>>48102991But how would the Native Americans gain control of Britain?
>>48103042By injuring them and seeping into the wounds.
>>48102892To add on:>Pre American Rev. France is the RRA>Pre Napoleon Britain is King Piccolo>Mexico is Vegeta>France is Krillin>Post Napoleon Britain is Piccolo Jr. >Native Americans are Tuffles>The Nazi's are Frieza>>Italy is Zarbon and Dodoria>>Japan is the Ginyus>USSR is Cell>>Poland, Czechoslovakia, and East Germany are 18>>Romania, Bulgaria, and Hungary are 17>>Yugoslavia is 16>>Vietnam is 19>>Korea is Gero>>China, is either another timeline's Cell or the Supercomputer> Mudslimes are Majins>>Saddam was Babidi>>Iran is Dabura>>Al-Qaeda & Co. were Majin Buu>>ISIL is Super BuuCan't wait for Kid BuuProbably kinda shit and spergish, but I've got nothing better to do at 2 am in a db thread that's devolved into geopolitics.
>>48103163Wait does that mean we'll get an Uub out of the clusterfuck in the Middle East some day?
>>48103219Only after a weaker, yet more dangerous ISIS shows up. Also, I'm thinking Israel is Old Kai, and Turkey is Supreme/Kibito Kai.
>>48103163>>48103271>North Korea finally gets the Nukes it wants with ISIL help, leadership goes completely apeshitThere's your Kid Buu
>>48103271Greece is Master Roshi.