>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a sixteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>Current Saga22nd World Martial Arts Tournament>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JwUGR9Sok
"What do you think you're doing?!" you shout up to Yamcha."Ha....." he continues, a glowing blue ball of light appearing in his hands."I promised Puar I wouldn't beat you down too badly!" you shout up to him."ME...HAAAAAA!!!!" he shouts, thrusting his hands down toward you.A massive, blue wave of light shoots down at you, and you leap out of the way as quickly as you can. It strikes the stage, creating a massive explosion and a powerful gust of wind.You hold your hands toward Yamcha, and release your Light Shot, sending a small ball of light from your palms that quickly crosses the distance between the two of you.Yamcha, searching for you on the ground, doesn't see it coming, and is entirely blindsided. Letting out a yell of pain and surprise, he plummets toward the ground."In a strange act, Yamcha, a student of the Crane School, has used the signature technique of the Turtle School against Tofoo!" the announcer shouts. "Yet. somehow Tofoo's avoided the devastating attack and taken the opportunity to catch Yamcha off-guard! This may be it!"You quickly find yourself falling from the sky. But, being in a much better position than Yamcha at the moment, you land just fine, ending up in a crouch and rising to see Yamcha sprawled out on the floor of the ring."I don't think Yamcha's getting up from that one," the announcer tells the crowd. "But I'll start the count anyway! One! Two! Three!"The crowd roars with applause as the announcer continues, though you can practically feel the glares of the Crane School members melting through your skull.>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well>C. Call Puar, and ask him to take Yamcha somewhere to recover>D. Don't say anything, just leave the ring once the count is done>E. Something else
>>48360324>>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area>>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well
>>48360324>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought wellIs he sprawled out like I think he is?
>>48360394Anon, I'm not sure what you're referring to
>>48360324>>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical areaGood times, beating up Yamcha..Beating up Yamcha some more
>>48360406yes you do>captcha is a bakery called "the negro"what?
>>48360475I can assure you, there is no severed hand next to him
>>48360353You remain where you are as the announcer finishes his countdown."Nine! Ten! The winner of the first match is Tofoo!" the announcer calls.The crowd cheers, and you can hear your friends shouting to you, congratulating you and telling you that they're proud of your victory.Ignoring that for the time being, you approach your unconscious opponent, bending down and scooping him up."You fought well," you tell Yamcha.It's true. While he wasn't strong enough to defeat you, he still pushed you further than you'd expected, and the amount of progress he's made in the past three years is incredible. If he'd had more time to train, he could have possibly caught up to you, maybe even surpassed you.Turning away from the crowd, you carry Yamcha out of the ring, intending to take him to the medical center to get his injuries treated. You don't think you did anything too severe to him, but it's worth checking out.As you step out of the ring, you pass Goku, Krillin, and Jackie Chun. "Great job out there," Krillin tells you.Passing them, you continue on your way, until you find your path blocked by Tenshinhan."Where are you taking him?" the three-eyed fighter asks.>A. To the medical center>B. Ask if he'd rather take him there>C. Tell him to get out of your way>D. Something else
>>48360593>>A. To the medical center
>>48360593>>A. To the medical center>B. Ask if he'd rather take him thereJust to clarify, Tofoo has little to no real martial arts training right? Mainly just the brief time he spent with Roshi.
>>48360620Yeah, we're all self taught. Hence why we have our own school of martial arts.
>>48360620Right. He pretty much taught himself to fight while living alone for years. Roshi never taught Krillin or Goku any actual martial arts, though, unless you count them teaching themselves the Kamehameha Wave
>>48360643That makes it seem like Shen is the only one who actually teaches his students
>>48360593>A. To the medical center>B. Ask if he'd rather take him there
>>48360657Pretty much. The entire point of the Turtle School is that there is no set fighting style. Roshi gives his students challenges to help them overcome normal human abilities. He does it in a karate kid method that somewhat translates into fighting.
>>48360680Thats... intuitive if not a little lazy
>>48360620"To the medical center," you tell him.Tenshinhan looks confused, then amused. "Sympathy for your opponents is a weak trait that only leads to self-destruction.""Would you rather take him yourself?" you ask.He holds out his arms, and you hand Yamcha over. Without another word, Tenshinhan turns and carries your opponent off."Tofoo," you hear Jackie say from behind you.You turn to find the old man staring up at you with great concern. Jackie's always been a pretty relaxed guy who doesn't really seem to let much get to him. If he's worried about something, it must be pretty major."Is what Goku says true?" Chun asks. "Did you really kill Mercenary Tao?""Why does everyone keep asking that?" Goku asks.>A. Yes>B. Yes, but only in self defense>C. Yes, why?>D. Something else
>>48360771>>C. Yes, why?
>>48360771>D. "Well, technically he blew himself up."
>>48360771>B. Yes, but only in self defense"He threw a grenade at me when I had my back turn for second asking Upa and his dad on whether I should trust his words on him not harming us again."
>>48360771>>48360783>>D. "Well, technically he blew himself up."
>>48360771>C. Yes, why?>>D. Ask Goku why anyone besides him and Upa/Bora know this?Click all the street signs, one says "despair" is it an omen SOM?
>>48360862Well, some major shit is coming up, so maybe
>>48360860>>48360844>>48360783"Well, technically he blew himself up, but yes," you answer. "Why?""Oh, my.." Jackie sighs. "Tofoo, you and Goku don't know the ramifications of what you've done. Mercenary Tao is the Crane Hermit's younger brother.""Really?" Goku asks. "But they don't look anything like each other. Then again, Master Roshi doesn't look anything like his sister Baba, except for the whiskers.""Yes, and I've no doubt Tenshinhan has already informed his master of your role in Tao's death," Jackie explains. "You two now have the full wrath of the Crane Hermit focused on you.">A. You aren't afraid>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit>C. Go see your other friends>D. Something else
>>48360995>>C. Go see your other friends>Oh well
>>48360995>>A. You aren't afraid>>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit
>>48360995>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit>A. You aren't afraid
>>48360995>C. Go see your friends>>D. Make it clear to Goku he should keep his mouth shut about things like that from now on
>>48360995>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit
>>48361025"I'm not afraid," you tell Jackie."And that's what worries me," he replies. "Given the situation, fear is the proper response. Crane Hermit is a very dangerous enemy to make.""I can try explaining things to him," you suggest."A respectable approach," Jackie tells you. "But one doomed to failure. Shen has always been stubborn, and now, he has surely become blinded by rage. There will be no getting through to him now.""It'll be fine," Krillin assures Jackie, coming to your side. "Tofoo's had all kinds of creeps come after him before, and he's still here. Besides, he has me and Goku."Goku nods, smiling. "We won't let anything happen to him."Jackie smiles. "He is quite lucky to have friends like you. Speaking of, I'm sure your other friends are waiting for you, Tofoo. The matches are over for today, so why not go and celebrate with them?">A. Good idea>B. Ask we he and the others bothered sticking around for this match if none of them were fighting today>C. Something else
>>48361164>A. Good idea
>>48361164>>A. Good idea
>>48361164>A, I'm assuming you stayed to scout me.
>>48361164>>A. Good idea>>C. Thank him for sticking around for this match even though he didn't have a match today. Tell him you hope to see him in the finals.
>>48361164>A. Good idea>B. Ask we he and the others bothered sticking around for this match if none of them were fighting today
>>48361185"Good idea," you tell him.Jackie takes his leave, and you start heading for your friends, accompanied by Goku and Krillin. Partway there, however, Krillin stops."Sorry, guys, I've got to go to the hospital to check on Chichi and Ox King," he tells you. "I'll see you both back at the hotel."Krillin rushes off as you and Goku continue on your way."He sure does spend a lot of time with Chichi and Ox King," Goku comments.>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes>C. Don't comment>D. Something else
>>48361313>>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likesWe really gotta get Suno in Goku's pants soon.
>>48361313>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likesOh hey, this talk
>>48361313>>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
>>48361313>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
>>48361313>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
>>48361313>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes"And no I'm not talking about like, but "like, like""
>>48361313>B. Tell Goku he'll understands when he finds a girl he likesBardock wasn't this socially retarded, Jesus.
>>48361333>>48361386"That's because Chichi's his girlfriend," you tell Goku."I still don't get that," Goku tells you. "What makes a "girlfriend" so special?""You'll understand when you find a girl you like," you promise."I like plenty of girls," Goku insists. "Bulma, Launch, Chichi, Suno, plus some friends I made during training.""Not like, but "like,like", Goku," you explain.He looks at you with pure confusion. "What are you talking about?">A. Ask if he's being serious>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.>C. Tell him that you'll sit him down and explain it later>D. Something else
>>48361396Bardock also didn't spend the first twelve years of his life without seeing another person besides his grandpa, and had actually grown up around girls
>>48361441>>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.We're doing this now
>>48361441>>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.
>>48361441I said we needed to do this yesterday>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.Can we have Bulma help us explain?
>>48361441>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.
>>48361441>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways
>>48361474You can ask whoever you like, but Goku isn't very good with this sort of thing. The concept of a suitcase was amazing to him.
>>48361474>Bulma>Not her father, the best briefsanon do you want Goku to stay retarded
>>48361497teamfourstar is wise as always
>>48361497I don't but Dr. Briefs isn't here atm, krillin took off, and roshi would give goku the wrong idea we need to explain it in concepts he can understand like fighting or food
>>48361441>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways."When you find a girl you like you tend to spend more time with her than you would usually do with other people. Going on dates and eating tasty food, doing fun things together. Dr. Briefs might be a better person on explaining this than me though."
>>48361515I would say Roshi might work, but superpredator Goku would not be a good thing.
>>48361522"Sometimes boys and girls like each other in a special way," you tell Goku. "When you find a girl you like that way, you spend more time with her than you usually would with someone else. You go on dates, eat tasty food, and do fun things together.""Fun things?" Goku asks. "Like fighting?"Well, depending on the girl, maybe. But you still aren't sure Goku's entirely grasping the concept."Doctor Briefs might be better at explaining this than I am," you admit."I'll try asking Krillin," Goku promises.The two of you soon find your friends, who grin as they see you coming."Kid, that was one heck of a show," Oolong tells you. "Best fight I've seen in years.""Have you even seen a fight since the last tournament?" Bulma asks."On television, yes," Oolong answers. "That was one heck of a beating you laid on Yamcha," Launch, now in her bad form, tells you. "You should've hit him a few more times, though.""You were terrific up there," Bulma tells you.>A. Thank them>B. Ask where Master Roshi is>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku>D. Ask Bulma if you can have a kiss for doing such a good job>E. Ask if anyone else is hungry>F. Something else
>>48361640>>A. Thank them>E. Ask if anyone else is hungrytime to ignore those flags
>>48361640>A. Thank them>>F. Ask OOLONG to explain that to Goku, and we can reward him for patience later
>>48361640>A. Thank them>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku
>48361640>A. Thank them>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to GokuD is kinda thirsty for right now it was just the first match we still have more to come
>>48361670Oolong probably lacks the patience to explain it. Then again, so does Bulma
>>48361640>A. Thank them>F. Finally thank Launch for giving you the idea to train yourself
>>48361751Yeah, we need to thank launch for the idea
>>48361721That's why I'm saying we bribe Oolong to do it, he's probably more well equipped, even with less patience.
>>48361767What would you bribe him with?
>>48361751Oh yeah, we should probably do that.
>>48361751Second thanking Launch with my former votes of>>48361683
>>48361751>>48361732"Thanks, guys," you tell your friends. "And Launch, thanks for giving me the idea to train myself.""Wait, that was you?" Turtle asks, just now catching up with the group.Launch chuckles to herself. "No problem, kid. See? I told you you'd do better by yourself than you would listening to that old pervert.""Huh, Launch had a good idea, go figure," Oolong says. "I guess crazy isn't the only thing that comes out of her mouth.""I heard that, pork chop!" Launch shouts, punching him in the back of the head. "Hey, Bulma, can you help me explain relationships to Goku?" you ask."Huh?" Bulma asks. "Relationships?""Krillin's been spending a lot of time with Chichi," Goku tells her. "Tofoo's been telling me why, but I still don't get it.""Okay, what aren't you understanding?" Bulma asks."Tofoo says that boys and girls that like each other do things called dates, where they do fun stuff," Goku tells her. "Does that mean they fight?""Well, my parents called it wrestling," Oolong mutters.Bulma glares at the pig, then looks back at Goku. "They do something they both enjoy.""Oh, I think I get it," Goku tells her.>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food>B. Progress!>C. You still aren't sure he gets it>D. Ask if anyone has seen Master Roshi>E. Something else
>>48361888>>E. Something elseLet's take Bulma on a date to show Goku an example.
>>48361888>>C. You still aren't sure he gets it>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food>Yeah we're going to need Dr. Briefs
>>48361912Not sure if smooth or super lame. But I'll support it all the same
>>48361912I like this very much but I am gonna go with fourstar>C. You still aren't sure he gets it>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food
>>48361888>>C. You still aren't sure he gets it>>D. Ask if anyone has seen Master RoshiCan we like find the Dragonballs, summon Shenron and make Shenron explain it to Goku?I'd suggest wishing it, but as Shenron would say:>"I cannot grant a wish beyond my power."
>>48361888>>48361912>>E. Something elseLet's take Bulma on a date to show Goku an example
>>48361888>>B. Progress!in addition to>>48361912
>>48361964Fuck it, changing my answer to take Bulma on a date so goku can learn, he is a hands on guy and certainly is dense enough to not give a fuck being a 3rd wheel. I hope Bulma goes for it
>>48361996I'll throw my hat in with this
>>48361888>B.>>48361912And this.Let's ask him if there are any girls that he's met recently that seemed to like him before we do.
>>48361888>B. Progress!can I vote against the date?
>>48361912>Taking Goku on the first date I implore you to reconsider
>>48362014>>48361999>>48361996>>48361948>>48361912>>48362038>>48362042Idunno, you seem to be in the minority here
>>48362056It's a pretend date, still has its uses in the sense we get to read what Bulma's interests are for the real one.
>>48362064You can't stop it, SOM.We will get Goku a waifu, and we will make sure Bulma has a cool dude to date.
>>48362056We could always have a "proper" first date later, but I agree it worries me too
>>48362064Call a vote for it.Guys don't take Goku on the first date. Please. After Bulma and Toofo have been dating awhile and they are comfortable, sure.But not the first.
My god what have I done, it was only suppose to be a joke...
>>48362095>>48362080>>48362056It's good practice for having kids?>>48362098Call a vote, you say? Isn't that what I already did?>>48362106YOU DID THIS!>>48362086What's the cool dude's name?And who will be Goku's waifu?
>>48362098This isn't a "real" date, anon. If it were, we would be taking Launch, because she has the highest chance of putting out.
>>48362133>Launch>EVER putting outAnon, the only man she ever showed ANY interest in was Tenshinhan, and I'm pretty sure he never tapped that
>>48362106why would you joke about that anon? They other anons are autistic and don't know what jokes are
>>48362098This isn't a real date, anon. If it was we'd be taking Suno, because she's literally perfect.
>>48362132Yeah theres that as well, fuck Goku's being our wingman without us or him even knowing.
>>48362150That's cause he's a bitch. But Tofoo? He's a real man
>>48362106Honestly I was on the fence when I first saw it, now that I support it I am still on the fence.>>48362132Suno or anyone else Goku meets that fancies him. Really he needs someone who will have a feast waiting for him at home after training all day
>>48362150>Implying good Launch wouldn't do it if we asked nicely enough
This is a pretend date.
>>48362176She'd probably warn you that her other half would put a bullet in your head the next time you saw her
>>48362150Tenshinhan was as uninterested in sex as a eunuch, similar to piccolo actually
>>48362186Good point, better make sure she wouldn't have a chance. Dragon Ball probably doesn't have abortion
>>48362186SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcs. If we pursued Launch for whatever reason I'd imagine it'd take awhile but once we actually got to know her better things could happen.
>>48362056>>48362042>>48362038>>48361996>>48361912>>48361932>>48361964>A. Ask Bulma on a date to show Goku what they're like>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like>C. Forget the whole date thing and just say "progress!"
>>48362213>SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcs.Ouch, that one is scathing.
>>48362231>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like
>>48362213>SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcsWhat are you saying?
>>48362231>>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're likeIt will at least get her flustered and thinking about dating us for real.
>>48362231>>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like
>>48362231>D. Ask Lapis on a date to show Goku LGBT tolerance
>>48362231Oh, ask her out on a date like its real, and then say "You know, a pretend one to show Goku".
>>48362270You wouldn't do it even if it got all the votes.
>>48362255Supporting for lulz
>>48362231>C. Forget the whole date thing and just say "progress!"
>>48362285Don't challenge me, anon.
>>48362231>B.Ask it nicely. You don't want to see your friend so clueless around ladies, and Bulma is the prettiest one we know.
>>48362314I think I might sometime. It'll be funny.
>>48362323diddid you just manage to work in telling Bulma she's pretty?
>>48362314You know what, I AM challenging you, SOM. Lapis or bust!
>>48362323>Bulma is the prettiest one we knowYou missed spelled Lazuli.
>>48362342Remind me that if we make it to the finals and fight Ten to tell him he is pretty
>>48362364Wrong sibling, anon.
>>48362308>>48362301>>48362301>>48362266Okay, so B wins, do you guys want to go with this dialogue?>>48362323
>>48362364>missed spelledFuck you autocorrect.
>>48362381I knew you wouldn't have the balls to do it.
>>48362381I don't. Since she is 2nd.
>>48362390Motherfucker, that option lost>>48362393Who is first?
>>48362381>Tell Bulma she's prettySOM you better believe I want to.
>>48362400It only lost because you came on without a tripcode and shilled for it. Or some similar conspiracy. In short, pick Lapis for the real date.
>>48362413You mean Lapis
>>48362427pretty knows no gender, but Bulma still best
>>48362386>>48362392>>48362416"Bulma, will you go on a pretend date with me to show Goku what they're like?" you ask."What?" Bulma asks, looking both confused and a little nervous."I don't want to see Goku so clueless around girls, and you're the prettiest one I know," you tell her."Smooth, kid," Oolong tells you.Bulma's face turns red, though for once it isn't with anger, or embarrassment at the antics of one of your friends. You see a shy smile come to her face. "Well....""Nah, that sounds boring," Goku says.Launch, Oolong, Bulma, and Turtle all fall over.>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner>B. Smack Goku upside the head>C. Next time, you'll get Krillin to be your wingman>D. Something else
>>48362515>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>>48362515>A. Well then, how about you all get dinnerGoku-blocked! The route is not yet set.
>>48362515>>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner>>C. Next time, you'll get Krillin to be your wingman
>>48362515Damn Goku I knew we had to explain it in terms of food and fighting>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>>48362515>>B. Smack Goku upside the headbut say nothing when he no doubt asks what we did that for>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>>48362515>B. Smack Goku upside the headWhen he asks what that was for, we tell him "Letting his guard down.">A. Well then, how about you all get dinner>D. Something elseWink at Bulma.
>>48362515>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner"But we seriously have to continue this conversation later Goku, maybe with Doctor Briefs or with Krillin tonight."
>>48362515>Smack Goku, then ask Lazuli if she would instead
>>48362538Double date with krillin would be nice>>48362551Seconding this
>>48362515>>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner>D. Something else"I'm going to have use food metaphors to get through to you huh?"
>>48362551Seconding this instead
>>48362551I'm game. Changing my vote from>>48362545to this
>>48362584Thirding this. SOM can't do nuanced romance confirmed. Another good thing about Lapis, he would probably appreciate a gross monster penis bouquet.
>>48362646>SOM can't do nuanced romance confirmed.That was confirmed like two quests ago. SOM wants people to punch each other, everything else takes a loooow priority.
>>48362703The saiyajin eugenics program should be like a medium priority we need saiyans to help us fight saiyans and fight on namek
>>48362732Nah, let's fuse all the Namekians together.Then our blue-haired son can waifu Princess Gohan.
>>48362551You smack Goku upside the head."Ow...." your friend groans. "What was that for?""Letting your guard down," you answer. "How about we all go get dinner?""That sounds good to me," Oolong says.Everyone agrees, and you give Bulma a wink as your group heads for a restaurant. Master Roshi joins up on the way there, but Lapis and Lazuli inform you all that they're heading back to Capsule Corp.At the restaurant, everyone's in pretty high spirits. You're given a large table, and everyone orders plenty of food.Everything's going great, the food comes, and is absolutely delicious. Then, you hear an annoyed sigh."Really?"Looking over, you see the Crane Hermit, Tenshinhan, and Chaozu standing at a table right next to yours. This is your first time seeing the Crane Hermit. He's quite old, like Master Roshi, but he has odd facial hair, a crane hat on his head, and a green outfit."Excuse me, miss," he says to one of the waitresses. "Would you mind moving us to another table? That old man's stench is really starting to bother me."Roshi clenches his hands into fists. "Oh, be quiet you old fool! You're just smelling yourself for the first time!""Ugh, that breath!" Shen shouts back. "Ever heard of toothpaste?""Ever heard of hats that don't fly away?" Roshi counters."Please, you wouldn't know fashion if it cracked open your shell!" Shen tells him."Umm...sir?" the waitress asks. "We have a table waiting for you.""Very good, come boys," Shen says, leading Tenshinhan and Chaozu away from you.>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is>C. Ask Goku how he feels about fighting Chaozu>D. Ask Roshi if he saw your match>E. Something else
>>48362754>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is
>>48362754>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much>D. Ask Roshi if he saw your match
>>48362754>>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much
>>48362754>>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is
>>48362754>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is
>>48362754>A and D
>>48362754>A and C
>>48362776>>48362778"Why do you and Shen hate each other so much?" you ask Roshi."We've always had our differences," Roshi admits. "But for a long time, I still considered him my friend. We banded together whenever there was trouble, and in those days, there was nobody I'd rather have fighting by my side. But, when our master passed away, Shen and I drifted apart. We walked different paths, and unfortunately, the one Shen chose was that of evil and cruelty.""He looks a lot older than Tao," you comment. "How old is he?""About my age," Roshi answers."What?!" Goku asks, shocked. "But Korin told us you're over three hundred years old!""Ugh, really?" Bulma asks, looking over at Roshi."Yes, Shen and I are over three centuries old," Roshi confirms. "As for how we're still around, we both drank from the Fountain of Youth.""Fountain of Youth?" Launch asks."You mean like in those old legends?" Oolong chimes in."As a matter of fact, the fountain was once far more than mere legend," Roshi explains. "As the ends of our lives were drawing closer, Shen and I chose to chase after the legend. After decades of not seeing one another, we were reunited at the fountain. The fountain is no more, but Shen and I each got a drink before it's destruction, and Shen managed to bring some water to Tao.">A. Ask what happened to the fountain>B. Eat your dinner>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk>E. Something else
>>48362916>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk
>>48362916>>B. Eat your dinner
>>48362916>C then B
>>48362916>>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match
>>48362916>A, D and then B
>>48362916"Does it have something with your master passing his school to you? Was Shen suppose to gain the turtle school?">D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match>B. Eat your dinner
>>48362916>A.>E. "Nice of him to give some to his brother. Guess even he had someone he cared about ... oh I'm really in trouble."
>>48362986I like this E dialogue
>>48362916>>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk
>>48362932>>48362938"Nice of him to give some to his brother," you comment. "Guess even he had someone he cared about...oh, I'm really in trouble.""Yes, your situation is not a good one," Roshi agrees."Why did Shen wind up being such a jerk?" you ask."Our master was defeated in front of our eyes," Roshi explains. "Shen saw it as a sign that our master and his path were weak. Our master regained his honor, but in doing so, lost his life. This caused Shen to go even further down the dark path."With your questions mostly answered, you resume eating your dinner, only stopping to ask Roshi if he saw the match."Yes, you performed quite well," he tells you. "Your skill and technique are very impressive, but your decision to use those weights in the ring was foolhardy and reckless.">A. Admit that you made a mistake>B. You weren't expecting much from Yamcha>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel>D. Something else
>>48363055>>A. Admit that you made a mistake>>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel
>>48363055>A and CWith a little explanation of being so caught up in the tournament that we forgot to change before the match
>>48363055>A. Admit that you made a mistake"Was the opponent your master fought really that strong?">C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel
>>48363055>>A. Admit that you made a mistake>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel
>>48363055>A and finish eating and ask Bulma if we can go back to Capsule Corp to get Yamcha's sword
>>48363055>>48363055>A. Admit that you made a mistake>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotelInvite Bulma under the pretense of discussing something
>>48363055>A. Admit that you made a mistake>>D. Try to find Puar
>>48363055>>A. Admit that you made a mistake>>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel>>48363107This, but with only the intention of asking her if she could triple the weight of our gi.
>>48363090Wait I want to change my answer to >>48363105 and >>48363124 let's get that sword find puar and visit yamcha in the hospital infirmary if we can gotta mend bridges
>>48363107>>48363129>>48363105>>48363100>>48363090>>48363083>>48363071Okay, A wins, do you guys want to include asking Bulma to talk in private, or look for Puar, or just head back with the group?>A. Head back with the group>B. Ask Bulma if you can talk to her in private>C. Go look for Puar
>>48363151> gotta mend bridgesBut we didn't break Yamcha's nose bridge
>>48363161>D. Multiform and do all three
>>48363151Don't pretend to be me anon
>>48363161C is preferred, but if we do B it is to ask for a heavy gi.
>>48363161Well I geuss we could stick with >>48363129And include asking her if we could go to capsule Corp to get yamchas sword we can try to get it to him tomorrow with puar>>48363180I apologize anon I got confused this was my post>>48363083
>>48363161>>C. Go look for Puar
>>48363161>C. Go look for PuarCan we still ask someone to try and get the sword for us?
>>48363161>C. Go look for Puar
>>48363180*pretends to be u*
>>48363161>C. Go look for PuarI want to save the Bulma stuff for the end of the tournament, win or lose.
>>48363228>Save for the end of the tournamentAnon, I...
>>48363161>>C. Go look for PuarBut I don't know. Say something smooth to Bulma
>>48363210Can we call Lapis or Lazuli to bring it for us then, their back at Capsule Corp.
>>48363232Sorry end of the harrowing King Piccolo saga is what I meant.
>>48363162We promised him at the last one, we failed on it since we were pretty much incapacitated and jumped straight into adventuring/training the sword is supposed to be a olive branch
>>48363217If your me, then you should be able to answer pic related.
>>483632630. Cause there isn't a female within a mile of you.
>>48363263Exactly 1 because you have been continuously masturbating for 9 years.
>>48363204>>48363238>>48363090"I made a mistake," you admit."Well, what's important is that you learn from it," Roshi tells you.Te rest of the meal passes peacefully, and you all head back to the hotel. As you do, you find yourself wondering about what happened to Roshi's master."Was the guy who fought your master really that strong?" you ask Roshi."He was a monster unlike any this world has ever seen," Roshi answers. Another thought occurs to you, and you look over at Bulma. "Hey, Bulma, can you call Lapis or Lazuli, and have them bring my sword over?""The one you took from Yamch?" Oolong asks."Sure, but why?" Bulma asks."Trust me, it's a wise idea," Master Roshi assures her. "Tofoo has a good use for it.""Well, alright, I'll go give them a call," Bulma says, looking for a phone.You tell the others that you'll find them later, and decide to go looking for Puar.>A. Search the infirmary>B. Go to the hospital>C. Forget it, just go back to the hotel>D. Something else
Is that a sensu bean in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
>>48363334>>B. Go to the hospital
>>48363334>A, and if him and Yamcha aren't there ask the staff with Yamcha is
>>48363338Oh, come on, I doubt Tofoo's power pole is that tiny
>>48363334>>A. Search the infirmary
>>48363356>AYamcha shouldn't be as seriously hurt as ox king who got sent to the hospital
>>48363338Nope, just a 110 CP Weedle.
>>48363334>B. Search the infirmaryPuar should be looking for us too...
>Her face when she sees your power level
>>48363356Tenshinhan presumably brought Yamcha to the infirmary, so that's where you decide to go. The Tournament grounds are closing, and other than a few vendors, pretty much everyone's left. You head for the infirmary and find it empty, save a member of the staff who is cleaning up.You ask him where Yamcha is."Yamcha?" he asks. "Oh, yes, his friend Puar took him back to the hotel they're staying in. He's doing quite well, now, his injuries were relatively minor, don't worry.">A. Return to the hotel>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at>C. Go for a walk>D. Something else
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>48363334I want to roll dice to find something.>>48363464I wonder what would happen if Capsule Corp where the source of the world-destroying androids rather than gero.Bulma as 18 would be pretty cool
>>48363465>>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at
>>48363465>BLet's check on them I wonder how puar has taken this
>>48363465>B. Ask what hotel they're staying atWe don't have to go there until we get the sword
>>48363475Would it? Would it really?
>"Hey kid, hop on. We're going on an adventure."
>>48363526>Would it? Would it really?DoodBulma as 18Dr. Briefs as 17And Mrs. Briefs as 16shit would be cash.
>>48363483You ask the man what hotel Yamcha, Puar, and the Crane students are staying at. The man tells you the name of the hotel and where to find it. As it turns out, it's not far from the one where you're staying.>A. Go to Yamcha's hotel>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet
>>48363550>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet
>>48363506We could at least talk to him, and tell him he is a pretty talented martial artist
>>48363526Would be a pretty cool mindfuck chapter for our boy, Future Trunks
So who are we going to get to pump out saiyan babies?
>>48363572At this rate, no one
>>48363572The two people have suggested so far are Suno and Princess Misa
>>48363566>Why is mom a cyborg>Why our my grandparents cyborgs?>Why am I A CYBORG!?
>>48363572... ?We aren't saiyanWe'd have to force a saiyan to fuck some chick, and I'm not sure we even could do that, both in a moral and physical sense.Goku says: Tofoo, stop! It's all warm and sticky and it smells weird!
>>48363550>>48363562 is me but it can wait>B>>48363572Suno is the closest thing we have to someone even getting close to the Goku bowl, princess misa is another good option marrying royalty has its perks he won't need to work
>>48363572Suno. Goku gets Eighter too which might make the transition easier.
>>48363585Tofoo gets Suno, Goku gets Misa. Then we marry the kids together and get the Ultimate Red Head Quarter Saiyan Pan.
>>48363625Best eugenics would be Tofoo x Baba and Goku x Bulma
>>48363550>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yetIf when we do go to Yamcha and Shen is there, tell him his brother was "At pieces" when he died, then Fred Flintstone outta there.
>>48363559Since you don't have the sword, you don't think going to see Yamcha right now would do you much good.You've handled just about everything you can for right now. Lapis and Lazuli should be bringing the sword, your next match isn't for two days, and all you really have to do from this point on is watch your friends fight.You head back to the hotel, finding everyone getting ready for bed. If there's anything you want to say to anyone before tomorrow, best do it now.>A. Talk to Goku>B. Talk to Krillin>C. Talk to Roshi>D. Talk to Oolong>E. Talk to Turtle>F. Talk to Bulma>G. Talk to Launch>H. Talk to Chichi(Specify what you want to say)
>>48363705>B. Talk to KrillinShoot the shit. Talk about trying to get Goku to understand girls.
>>48363705I can't decide between talking to Bulma to increase the weight of our clothes or talking to Krillin to help us with our Goku issue
>>48363705>C, wish him good luck
>>48363729But anon, Roshi isn't fighting.
>>48363690Tofoo to shen:"Your brother went all to pieces, but at least he had a blast! Now he's gone to meet his Dodonpa and his Dodonma!""U mad? I hear that your feelz are so heavy, you need a crane to get them out."
>>48363705>>F. Talk to BulmaAsk about increasing the weight on our clothes. Also flirt with her and ask her about the kiss if we win again.
>>48363705>F. Talk to BulmaTell her she wants pretty and that you'd look to like on a date with her sometimes.
>>48360235Why is this not on /qst/
>>48363705>BShoot the shit with him ask about chi chi and ox king, tell him about Goku and his issue, then wrap it up by asking for advice about bulma
>>48363723In all seriousness, the weighted clothes so we can have them for when the Piccolo stuff happens.
>>48363742Exactly. >You should have seen it, he was exploding near the end>>48363705>B. >>F.
>>48363770"U mad? U look mad you stupid bitch"
>>48363742You cheeky cunt
>>48363705>B. Talk to Krillin
>>48363743If Tofoo hasn't figured it out in character he is denser than Goku.
>>48363769Agreed>>48363768 change to >F
>>48363782Your expression is almost as long as Tao's face is, and it's scattered across the Sacred Land of Korin!
>>48363705>>E. Talk to TurtleFuck all y'all. Nobody ever talks to poor Turtle.
>>48363786It's a bit of a shame Vegeta will end up stronger than us.I wanted to make him the legendary super salty.
>>48363848I like you
>>48363854With the power of the saiyajin eugenics program I hope to have Lazuli as his lover she is a strong willed woman and independent which I hope Vegeta will admire from her
>>48363854Idunno, I think a few anons want him dead>>48363876>Major ego>No job>Not a family man in the slightest>Talks shit by calling her a thing if she becomes a cyborgNo, Lazuli and Vegeta will never happen
>>48363876You know I'd rather Vegeta just dies.No eugenics, just gets rekt.Hopefully we can bring back Bardock or Gine. Or maybe Tarble or Hanasia.
>>48363888We must kill Vegeta
>>48363888You're right I have no idea who we can pair Vegeta up with, but the Prince of all Saiyans needs an heir
>>48363888I want Vegeta alive. He's pretty cool once he starts mellowing out.
>>48363919>>48363888Give him Launch
>>48363925>>48363919No more filthy monkeys than are necessary. I.e. no more than Goku and any progeny he may produce.
>>48363912>HanasiaGod no, that Mary Sue is worse than Multiverse Bra.
>>48363912>>48363915Whoah anons what's with the hate I am not a Vegeta fag but after he gets over himself he is an alright male tsundere and a family mellows him out a bit. Also he is strong as shit we need strong rivals to push our selves.
>>48363943Too bad. We're getting Goku and Vegeta and hopefully convincing Tarble to stay, and then we're going to visit Planet Salad in Universe 6 and invite Cabba and his friends over.
>>48363955Can we tell Cabba he's pretty?
>>48363968Yes. Yes we can.
>>48363705>A. Talk to Goku
>>48363788>>48363768>>48363721You walk over to Krillin, who heads for the guy's room after getting a kiss on the cheek from Chichi."Hey, Tofoo," he greets. "Sorry I missed dinner. I just wanted to check on Ox King. He's fine, but he's passed out asleep there, so they're keeping him overnight.">A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku>C. Ask for advice about Bulma>D. Something else
>>48363951>>48363955No, that's wrong, you're both filthy monkey enablers. You know what? We don't need any filthy monkeys, we just need Final Evolution Frieza, then Gero won't be able to touch our faction. We just need to supplant Ginyu.
>>48363945waitWHATthe fuck is this?
>>48363968I want to tell King Kai he is pretty, I want to tell Majin Buu he is pretty
>>48363888Vegeta is cool, I sure don't want him dead
>>48363943I wonder who's behind this post
>>48363995>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku
>>48363995>>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku
>>48364009You better not enable filthy monkeys, SOM.
>>48363996Go to bed Frieza.
>>48363945Is that a man, woman, monkey?
>>48363995>>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku>>C. Ask for advice about Bulma
>>48363995>D. All of the above
>>48363995>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku>C. Ask for advice about Bulma
>>48364036Go back to hell, monkey.
>>48363995>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi>B. Tell him about your problem with GokuI wonder if his and Chichi's kid will have a nose
>>48364033I'll enable filthy monkeys on YOU, FRIEEEZZAAAAA!
>>48364064You are no more than a hairy ant, and what is an ant to a dinosaur?
>>48364086Hairy ant here.ur a faget.
>>48364023"How are things with you and Chichi?" you ask your friend.Krillin blushes, rubbing the back of his head. "They're pretty great. She's really into me. I don't think I thanked you for introducing us."You tell him he's welcome, and mention to him that you're having some trouble teaching Goku about girls and relationships."Goku's pretty dense," Krillin agrees. "I'm not sure he'll really ever understand. Or, maybe he'll just see a girl one day and go completely gaga for her, who knows? I just don't know how to explain that sort of thing to him."Well, problem for another day.>End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, guys, hope you had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when threads are upAs always, I'll stick around for a little while
>>48364141Good run SOM, no more Saiyans than is necessary though, right?
I would like to kill Vegeta simply because no quest I've ever participated in has actually done it. People talk about it, kick the idea around, but in the end the majority always votes to have him live.
>>48364141We need to ask Goku about any girls he's seen that seemed to really like him.And then ask what he thinks of Suno.And then high-five Krillin for doing so well with Chi-chi.
>>48364141So tomorrow is Chiaozu vs Goku? Any other matches? We should definitely look for Puar and Yamcha and talk to Bulma about the weighted clothes when we have the chance
>>48364141When Goku grows up he's going to be drowning in girls. I don't think we have to worry.
>>48364157We will see.>>48364158Even Toriyama couldn't bring himself to do it, anon>>48364172TrueMaybeYes>>48364174Chaozu vs GokuPamput vs Krillin
>>48364158Space Monkeys did.
Best girl for Goku was a sassy redheaded midget.Suno is adorable redheaded sweetheart.Therefore she is the best we can do for him in this Quest.
>>48364184What are Quests but ways to go against Toriyamas grand designs?>>48364185Was before my time.
>>48364181Riiiiiight>>48364200True, Yamcha stayed relevant in Human Quest
>>48364185Is Space Monkeys in the archive?>>48364184Toriyama did kill Vegeta though, via Frieza, and eventually Buu
>>48364220Yeah, but he didn't keep him dead
>>48364212What does Bulma think of us now?
>>48364237He doesn't keep anyone dead, besides actual villains.
>>48364240You're still one of her closest friends, but she's very surprised at how much you've grown.
>>48364237So whats were the Crane Schools thoughts after hearing what happened to Tao.
>>48364262"Fighting Tofoo sounds like a real blast!"
>>48364212>RiiiiiightNow I'm worried.Come on. He's dumb as a sack of especially retarded rocks, but even he'll figure out that girls are fun the first time some skank wants to give him mouth present.
>>48364254>she's very surprised at how much you've grown.Tofoo is a grower.The real question is what does Turtle think of us?
>>48364262Shen: What?! You're saying that boy killed my brother, Tao?Tenshinhan: Yes, but the way Goku explains it, it seems more like an accident that happened out of refle-Shen: Nobody could have killed Tao by accident.Tenshinhan: As you say, Master. Tao was an exceptional martial artistShen (internal): Could this really be true? Tao, I have not heard from him in years, since the days when I taught him martial arts. He was always so proud, never satisfied with being second best, never accepting me as a superior in any way. He lacked patience, humility, and, I admit, I was jealous of his natural skill. It all came so easy to Tao. It's a sad thing that our relationship grew so strained, crumbling over a spilled bowl of soup, of all things. Perhaps I should have treated Tao more like a student and less like a friend. And I wish the last time we spoke had not been in anger. Tao, I promise you will be avenged.>>48364284He thinks you seem nice
>>48364268That assumes she is successful in starting mouth present.He might freak out and think she's trying to eat him the moment she opens wide.Then he slaps her and she goes rocketing into a building.
>>48364313I think the real question is, how do we appease Lord Frieza, and does it involve the art of dance?Don't worry, it's me, Goko, your buddy.
>>48364336Yup, sounds about right>>48364347Ginyu, get off the computer and go conquer worlds for the glory of Lord Freeza
>>48364313Can we prevent Goku from losing his murder boner?
>>48364347Oh fuck it's Goko, the fuck are you doing here?
>>48364364He doesn't have a boner for murder
>>48364336We really need Dr. Briefs to help, it shouldn't take a genius to explain the birds and the bees to Goku but it might
>>48364354>Implying this Ginyu fellow, who I know nothing of, would have already conquered those planets in Lord Frieza's nameI'm not this stunning Ginyu fellow you seem obsesed with, I'm your humble buddy Goku
>>48364373See you're going in the completely wrong direction. We dont need to go to someone smarter. We need to go more base. Take Goku to the zoo and have him watch chimps bang each other.
>>48364400Okay, you seem legit>>48364409Huh...
>>48364409I see your point we could do that at the briefs place though he has like the entire stray pet population of West city in that indoor park of his with the new stereo system he installed himself
>>48364366Just taking a break from riding my Soaring Cumulus, and having fun with my wife Titties
>>48364409Everything has been made clear. It seems so obvious now.
>>48364425How's your daughter, Rice, doing?
>>48364535Trick question, I have a son, Hogan. I named him after my adoptive uncle, Hulk.
>>48364409I'm amazed at how much sense that makes
>>48364419Did Jackie blow up the moon last tournament?
>>48364569>>48364489>>48364423>>48364409>>48364577No, there was no need since Goku didn't transform
>>48364605Yes not the same guy but now I really want to bang R63 Gohan I didn't even know I wanted this and I am a Gohanfag
>>48364605You dare question Goko! After all I've done for you?! I defeated the evil Daobaibai and killed Archduke Flute, remember?
>>48364629You're a pretty funny guy, I like you
>>48364583Search you're heart SOM. You know it to be true.This is the way to make Goku learn. At least for male and female reproduction. He's hopeless on the romantic aspect for the moment
>>48364605Cutest Gohan, shame he aged terribly compared to his dad, or even Goten, barring GT Goten who was ugly too
>>48364647Thanks, SOMNIUS, Goko thinks you're alright too.
>>48364681Girlhan is best waifu.
>>48364647When Tofoo took the weights off, about how many Dragon Dances worth of speed/attack boosting was that worth?
>>48364729I don't know how to put a number to that, but you saw the difference
>>48364721It was a small oversight by Lord Frieza.
>>48364700The romance aspect can probably be explained to him if we do it slowly and compare a persons interest in romance to his love of fighting and eating, emphasis on love, the feeling that Goku feels when he is on an empty stomach and sees a restraunt or how he feels in an especially heated battle. Then try to explain that a girl through getting to know her, being friends and going on dates can make him feel just as strongly about her as he does for fighting and eating
>>48364728No, stop. Bad, R63, bad!
>>48364752Unfortunately there isn't a lot.
>hey kid, want to earn this dragon ball?
>>48364981Yes Ta-Tas, I would love to retrieve my great-uncle's wish granting dragon ball, for Lord Frieza's sake of course.