>>48784861>>48784922"What's so funny?" you demand of Tao."You really don't see how hopeless your situation is?" Tao asks, sounding highly amused. "Right, I guess you can't detect energy. This new body of mine is a wonderful thing. And, it tells me your energy is dropping fast. Another minute, maybe two, and you'll be unable to keep fighting."He laughs once again. "All I have to do is outlast you for that long, and you'll be helpless.">>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjllfs0QyEoAnother minute, maybe two. That's all the time you have left. At the rate this fight's going, that won't be nearly enough time for you to defeat Tao.But, there is a chance you could defeat him in a much shorter timeframe. It's an extreme gamble, but it may be your only choice right now.Closing your eyes, you find what remains of your power; a well of energy that's steadily draining through the hole Tao put in your body. You harness that power, and, with a yell, magnify it.Below you, Tao frowns, his energy-detecting parts presumably telling him that your power is increasing.You give him little time to mull over that, zooming down and kicking him in the face just before you land, sending him sliding across the ground on his back and crashing through the wall at the edge of the ring.Tao picks himself up, growling at you and taking aim before firing another wave of energy from his palm.You easily dodge it, but Tao comes rushing at you, intending to attack while you're distracted trying to evade his attack.Using the Afterimage Technique, you avoid his strike, and Tao cuts through a mere illusion.You appear behind you, slamming both fists into the back of his head and sending him sliding across the ground on his face, stopping near the edge of the ring."Damn you!" Tao shouts, picking himself back up and glaring over at you.You rush across the ring, and he moves to meet you, only to receive a knee to his gut for his efforts. >Continued
He staggers back, clutching his chest, and heaving from the pain.He's completely vulnerable; now is your chance to strike!You feel your power rapidly beginning to drop, and know that you've run out of time. In a few seconds at the most, you will be defenseless. >A. Just a little more time! (80)>B. Forget it, let your energy return to normal and try to conserve what little is left so you don't pass out (50)
>>48785259>A. Just a little more time! (80)Let's fuckin' do this!
Rolled 8, 46, 31, 27, 15, 13, 33, 6 = 179 (8d101)>>48785203:^)
>>48785259>A. Just a little more time! (80)
>>48785259>A. Just a little more time! (80)KEEP THAT FIRE BURNIN'
>>48785259>B. Forget it, let your energy return to normal and try to conserve what little is left so you don't pass out (50)Boy we're probably going lose if we do A, RNGJesus fucks us
>>48785322Here is your (you) please stop
>>48785329I know, but people can't say we pussy'd out
>>48785329Dw getting over 80 is ezwatch, I can do it
>>48785259>>B. Forget it, let your energy return to normal and try to conserve what little is left so you don't pass out (50)
>>48785352You sure can, anon...
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>48785376It's ok I think I got it this time
>>48785259Can't we just eat a senzu bean, we have one left if I recall.
looks like goku gets to save the day again
>>48785415but that's cheating
>>48785406Keep trying buddy.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>48785452Olmec, praise be His name, please grant us the power to overcome this trial and prevail against the coming tide, lest we drown in a salty sea.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>48785452For Bulma!!!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>48785452
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>48785452PRAISE OLMEC
>>48785460Got it in one.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>48785452>>48785460well aint that something
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>48785460Anon you did it
>>48785460Mother of god... I didn't think we could do it!
Rolled 55 (1d101)>>48785452:v(
>>48785533Nah only one, we gave one to Tien or did we have 3?
>>48785553We had 3. Goku also has 3
>>48785553Yeah we had 3 and gave one to Tien, thus making it two that we have now.
>>48785553Both Tofoo and Goku had three.
>>48785553We had three, tien got one so he wouldn't die, once Tao whines like a bitch and pulls a weapon, we get declared a winner, and pop a senzu, not to mention everyone else can step in and gang bang his uppity ass through the floor.
>>48785460>>48785465>>48785468No, you aren't going to let it end like this; you have the power, you have the will, now it's time to use it.With a yell of exertion, you do everything in your power to keep your energy together for long enough to end the match. Racing across the ring, you fight fatigue as you close the distance between yourself and Tao, giving a final punch to the face that throws your opponent off of his feet, and sends him flying from the ring.You fall to the ground, your energy leaving you as Tao lands somewhere in the crowd. The exhaustion is unbelievable, and you fear that at any moment you will go unconscious."Tao has landed out of bounds!" the announcer shouts. "Tofoo proceeds to the finals!"Reaching into your gi, you retrieve one of your two remaining Senzu Beans, managing to shove it into your mouth and bite down before you can pass out.Chewing and swallowing, you feel your energy return, and you push yourself back up, taking in the cheers of the crowd.You don't get to enjoy it for long, as you sense someone charging right at you.Tao rushes into the ring, yelling at the top of his lungs as he thrusts a hand toward you, fingers aimed for your eyes.>A. Catch it (60)>B. Parry and hit him (45)>C. Dodge and call for help (40)>D. Something else
>>48785653>>A. Catch it (60)
>>48785653>B. Parry and hit him (45)
>>48785653>>B. Parry and hit him (45)"Match is done. So are you."
>>48785653>>B. Parry and hit him (45)Not risking the 60WOLF WANG FIST
>>48785653>A. Catch it (60)And by "catch it" mean snap his arm off at the elbow with a Bear Claw.
>>48785653>C. Dodge and call for help (40)
>>48785653>>B. Parry and hit him (45)
>>48785653>B. Parry and hit him (45)>D. Something elseGood time for an Afterimage attack after this, I think.
>>48785653Punch him in the dick
>>48785653>D. Something elseSidestep it and throw him.
>>48785653>http://www.strawpoll.me/10988306>BThen say something really disrespectful like "you're a weakling Tao, and you always will be."
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>48785854
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>48785854VIOLATE
Rolled 9 (1d101)>>48785854
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>48785854
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>48785854
>>48785867We were one step from a boob trap and Tao decided to cockblock us to bad yamchas taught us the perfect technique for this WOLF FANG FIST
I wonder who's gonna win out of Goku vs. Piccolo
>>48785872>>48785867>>48785875Tao comes running, but you're ready for him; back at full strength, you can handle his shenanigans.Parrying his strike, you reply to his aggression with another punch to his face, knocking him on his backside and sending him sliding away. He flips over, getting into a crouch and rising up, scowling at you. You can pretty much feel the hatred radiating off of him, and know all too well what that means. He isn't going to restrain himself anymore. Now, he means to kill you.If you get careless, you will lose much more than a match."The match is over!" the announcer shouts, approaching you and Tao. "Please, step out of the ring!""BE QUIET!" Tao snaps, turning toward the announcer. "I don't care about this damned tournament, I'm here for revenge!""Yes, Tao!" Shen shouts from the audience. "Kill him! Take your vengeance on him, for both of us!"Goku, Krillin, and even Chichi start for the ring, and you spot the Crane Students rising from the audience, preparing to jump in as well.>A. Tell them you won't need their help; you'll settle this score with Tao alone>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chance>C. Tell the announcer you'll take care of this>D. Something else
>>48786012>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chance
>>48786012>B while keeping our defenses upWhen he refuses him and Shen die.
>>48786012>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chanceDC for the Super Bearshout?
>>48786040>>48786039>>48786034>>48786041>>48786050I mean, good for you making the smart choice, but if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're afraid to face Tao alone
>>48786012>D. Something elseWarn our friends that Tao will take hostages or kill them. He's probably just going to try to kill as many people as he can before he's taken down.>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chance
>>48786012>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chance"I won't die, even if you kill me. I'll just claw my way out of hell to spite you."
>>48786012>>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chanceGet out before we throw the hood over yo face and stomp ya on tha curb
>>48786058If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were making our enemies stronger with memes
>>48786058Fuck off Som.
>>48786012>B. Tell Tao he's outnumbered, and that he should leave while he still has the chance"This is your final chance, Tao. Leave peacefully or no amount of robotic bullshit will be enough to bring you back for me to kill a third time."
>>48786076>>48786078 There are two kinds of roleplayers
>>48786058He doesn't deserve a gentleman's defeat, with his honor intact.He deserves a curb stomping.
>>48786101>memesThis word has lost all meaning by this point.
>>48786101>Meme magic>Implying I have any power over his dankness, Lord Kek>>48786103....no
>>48786058Nice try, Som.
>>48786058I'm kind of surprised he lasted as long as he did against us, we wrecked him after getting Korin's tap water, and since then we got the Ultra water, beat Piccolo Daimyou, trained with Kami for like 3.4 years, and all he's done is get metal.
>>48786058>I'd say you're afraid to face Tao aloneSOM we're not Goku, that bait doesn't work.
>>48786077>>48786060This and tell him if he or Shen make a single move other than flying away they're dead men/cyborg
>>48786147Ah, but where did that metal come from?>>48786159Hey, it would have worked on Vegeta too
>>48786147It's because in every single SOM quest he scales opponents up to our level like we are playing a Todd Howard game. Even if they have no business being that strong.
>>48786147But Gero's metal is utter Hax. It never really explains HOW he gets his androids so swole IIRC, but they just ARE.
>>48786166They're both autistic though
>>48786166We can leave him broken and make him tell us, then finish him. At which point we use the Dragonballs to hunt down Gero for the good of humanity.
>>48786177But curbstomp battles aren't fun
>>48786218You know what is fun? A race around the world.
>>48786218I would have had fun stomping Tao after all the trash he was talking
>>48786238Are we racing Barry Allen?
>>48786034"You're outnumbered, Tao," you warn the mercenary. "You should leave while you still have the chance."Tao growls, looking around at all of your approaching allies. His hands clench back into fists, and his entire body shakes with rage."Very well, but I promise, you have not seen the last of me," Tao warns. "Your death will not come peacefully."He turns and walks toward the audience, specifically his brother."Shen, let's leave for now," he tells his older sibling."What?! Are you mad, Tao?" the Crane Hermit snaps. "He's right there! We can finish him!""No, my scanners tell me even together we would be no match for their combined power," Tao tells him. "Now, let's go."Tao lifts into the air, soaring off into the distance. And, reluctantly, Shen does the same, throwing one last hateful glare in the direction of you and your friends before following his younger brother.>A. Step out of the ring so Goku can get ready for his match>B. Fly after them>C. Something else
>>48786248Well, is it a race or a damn charity event?
>>48786262>dc to snipe the stupid hat?
>>48786262>C. Something elseShout at Shen, he owes us that hat.>A. Step out of the ring so Goku can get ready for his match
>>48786262>>A. Step out of the ring so Goku can get ready for his match
>>48786262>C. Something elseSense Shen, roughly how tough is he?and>A. Step out of the ring so Goku can get ready for his match
>>48786297You were stronger than him at the previous tournament
>>48786262>A>C See you losers. Try to come after me again and you won't be flying away next time
>by the transitive property of horseshit Tao is in the same league as Piccolo
>>48786262>>A. Step out of the ring so Goku can get ready for his match>>48786358Don't worry man, we got to see just how memed up Piccolo is, because reasons
>>48786358I think if we hadn't let him gore us with a lazer it would have been a much more decisive fight
>>48786358Meme magic baby.But I'm sure Piccolo will be even stronger for reasons. Somehow Gero slapped his ass too.
>>48786418We'll just beat Piccolo at full power. Because it will demoralize him and he'll never fight again.
>>48786418What's our next movie? Are we going up against Garlic Jr's Dead Zone, Kochin's World's strongest, some Demon realm shit, Pilaf being a dick again?Do we have to go kick Annin in the cunt and take her fan to dispel the fire on Ox King's mountain for Krillin's wedding?
>>48786494Well the next thing is getting Goku a lady friend
>>48786262>Ask to have one of Goku's sensu's so you each have two.
>>48786515Who we setting him up with?Suno? Misa? Lazuli?Tofoo's pretty much on the Bulma route, and Chichi's locked into Krillin.
>>48786285>>48786291>>48786318You've made it to the finals, and when you make it there, you will have either Goku or Piccolo waiting for you. Time to find out which it will be.You step past your friends, who congratulate you on your victory. Wishing Goku luck, you step out of the ring, turning around to observe what is sure to be an intense battle.Krillin and Chichi clear the ring as well, coming to stand beside you and observe Goku's battle."Well, folks, that bit of excitement will be tough to follow!" the announcer calls. "This next match will decide who will face off against Goku in the final match! Both of these fighters achieved impressive victories in the quarterfinals, and will now compete for a shot at being World Champion of Martial Arts."Goku takes his position in the ring, his posture relaxed, but his expression serious. Good, he won't be taking this battle lightly. You have faith in your friend's ability, but he has the terrible habit of not really using his brain. His recklessness against Krillin nearly cost him the match, and during training he made many questionable decisions while sparring with Popo.Then again, are you really one to judge? As Kami pointed out, you can be careless and reckless just like your friend. You'll just have to have faith that Goku will do what's needed here.This time, Piccolo makes a slightly less dramatic entrance, emerging from the contest hall and silently passing you and the others as he steps into the ring, smirking across at Goku."Fighters, ready?!" the announcer asks. "Ready!" Goku says eagerly."Ready," Piccolo answers confidently."BEGIN!"Goku moves at once, seeming to vanish from sight. Piccolo's eyes go wide with shock, and he desperately attempts to track the other fighter, his head swinging back and forth in all directions.>Continued
>>48786555>This next match will decide who will face off against Goku in the final match!Ahem.
>>48786555>face off against Goku
>>48786551Lazuli would take some work it's pretty much Suno vs MisaPersonally I would love Misa just for Goku's interactions with Vegeta. "You're a prince too?"
>>48786569>>48786578Tofoo*Sorry, force of habit
>>48786579I am a prince by blood! By my father and his father and blahb lablblahbla blablab Muh Royalblood, you're just a commoner consort who married into royalty also your royalty is shit because Not Saiyan blahablabl blabl blbal blab didn't rule an entire planet
>>48786618Especially if Goku points out that his fief is bigger than Vegeta's fief, as Vegeta's fief got exploded.
>>48786609>we learn about Saiyans and Tuffles at some point>point out his dad became king by being strongest>his losses to Goku makes Goku king by that logic
>>48786633Wait is it called a Fief or a Demesne
>>48786638"A heh heh well since the King of all saiyans is the strongest, that makes me the King, and so that makes Misa the Queen of all saiyans"
They are more or less interchangeable, demesne is like saying your domain
>>48786555It takes you a minute to spot Goku as well, just before he appears in front of Piccolo, grinning at the terrified demon before giving a strong punch that throws the green-skinned warrior off of his feet.As Piccolo goes flying toward the edge of the ring, Goku gives chase.Piccolo looks down toward Goku, firing beams of energy from his eyes toward the charging warrior.Goku springs above the beams as Piccolo stops himself, landing on the far side of the ring and glaring up at Goku.You can see surprise on the demon's face, and you can't help but feel a little amused. It seems he's greatly underestimated your friend, and will soon pay the price for it."It looks like I misjudged you," Piccolo admits. "You aren't the same weak little kid I killed all of those years ago.""Actually, you never killed me," Goku says, smirking. "I survived, and if Tofoo hadn't beaten you, I'd have been right behind him.""Ha, don't flatter yourself," Piccolo tells him. "You're still way out of your league.""Wanna bet?" Goku asks with confidence."You're a cocky one, aren't you?" Piccolo asks. "I guess I have no choice but to show you.""Show me what?" Goku asks, sounding interested."A glimpse of my true power," Piccolo answers, removing his cape and casting it aside. "You should feel honored, though you won't get to enjoy the experience for long.""I hear a lot of talking, but I'm not seeing any action," Goku challenges. "Come on. I want to see how strong you really are!""Be careful what you wish for," Piccolo tells him. "You might get it!"With a yell, he rushes across the ring, moving at a speed that the audience can't keep track of. Goku rushes to meet Piccolo, and the two rush around the ring, clashing over and over at various locations, becoming visible to the audience for mere seconds before vanishing again.Chichi seems to be struggling to keep up, but Krillin seems able to keep track of them just fine. >Continued
>>48786693Can we please comment that Piccolo was wearing weighted clothes too?
>>48786693The two fighters collide as they speed through the sky, and come together once again as they meet back on the floor of the ring. Exchanging a furious flurry of punches and kicks, the two warriors eventually grab each other's shoulders and begin pushing against one-another like sumo wrestlers. As they struggle against one another, their energy broadcasts more and more clearly, giving you a good read of their power. It seems that Goku's power is noticeably larger than Piccolo's. The constant sparring on the Lookout seems to have allowed your friend to grow even stronger than you've realized. Suddenly, a small part of you hopes that Piccolo will win, as the thought of facing off against Goku doesn't fill you with confidence.Slowly, but surely, Goku begins to push Piccolo back, sliding the demon toward the edge of the ring. Not one to let himself be beaten so easily, Piccolo fires energy from his eyes once again.Goku ducks beneath the beams, then leans back, jumping up and kicking Piccolo in the jaw. The demon backflips, landing on his feet and fixing Goku with a shocked expression, one that might even contain a small bit of fear."This is unbelievable," Krillin says from beside you. "Piccolo's power is amazing, but Goku's still winning.">A. Goku really is amazing>B. Kami's training has really paid off>C. This isn't over yet>D. Keep watching the match>E. Something else
>>48786671>we ask if we can become a duke or some other type of lord>make a random farmboy with a girl's name our squire>Vegeta has an innate hate for the kid he can't explain
>>48786793>>C. This isn't over yet
>>48786793>whistle and say "Damn. I might have trouble beating Goku in the finals if he wins." Last part is said under our breath.
>>48786793>B. Kami's training has really paid off>C. This isn't over yet
Reminder to be ready to intercept Goku's senzu bean to Piccolo if Goku loses
>>>>48786824>>48786839>>48786801As you watch the battle, you let out a whistle. Under your breath, you mutter; "Damn, I might have trouble beating Goku."Out loud, you say; "This isn't over yet.">The Updates, however, areThat's all for tonight, guys, I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when other threads are upAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>48786798this could be amazing,
Thanks for running Som great thread. I wanted to go after Tao and Shen but I think we resolved that situation quickly and without innocent people getting caught in the middle.Also Prince Goku
>>48786929How'd everyone take our match?
>>48786929Did Piccolo hear the whistle?
>>48786929 How close are we to achieving our childhood dream of being the master of a school of fight.Bear School When?
>>48786979Yes>>48786985When you get students>>48786954Glad you enjoyed itWe'll see who you set him up with>>48786958Most of them were worried for a bit there, but they were all happy you won
>>48787006Was Shen worried about his hat?
>>48787006Did it (the whistle) affect him at all?
>>48787006and when will that be SOM
>>48787006Is Piccolo stilling wearing his weighted turban?
>>48787024Not really>>48787034No>>48787042Idunno, anon, you have a pretty busy schedule after the tournamentWingmanning for GokuBeing Krillin's best manManning up and asking Bulma outReuniting with some old friends>>48787047None of his clothes are weighted at this point in time
>>48787056one of those isn't happening
>>48787056>NoThat's some bullshit SOM.
>>48787095Oh, I'm afraid your old friends will be very insistent>>48787096It was a quick, relatively quiet whistle, it really didn't hurt him
>>48787111On a scale of "This one's in the bag" to "I've made a terrible mistake", how's Piccolo currently feeling about fighting Goku?I can imagine he didn't expect for someone to be stronger than us.
>>48787056 Ok Here is the plan after the tournamentBecause we have a shit ton of time before the Sayain ArcStep 1. Go around the world with Goku training, fighting other Martial arts schools to grow our own and teaching Goku about loveStep 2. Be Krillins best man(Should only take a month)Step 3. while travailing the world and shit make sure we say hi to all our slightly less relevant homies like 8 and SunoStep 4. Don't Waifu Bulma until beginning of Sayain ArcSee problem solved
>>48787169"This can't be happening, how is Goku so powerful?"
>>48787182You told Krillin you would ask Bulma outAlso, not the friends I was referring to
>>48787111Is it Mr. Black? Tao? The Wyatt Family? The New Day?It's the the New Day isn't it? Have we been booty? They will give us a bowl of Booty-O's, they make sure, you ain't booty.
>>48787183"Its cause I kept punching him in the face, punch him the stomach instead."
>>48787197OMG SOMOk FineWe can make the School Dojo near CC so we have plenty of time to ask Bulma out while still Training everyoneAs for the Friends your talking about im sure we can see them after we have at least a basic following.
>>48787235They might not be that patient>>48787245What a shit way to go
>>48787225I meant a different Black. The one who didn't kill General Red.
>>48787253I know who you meant
>>48787251It's going to be even more ironic in the sense if we end up marrying Bulma, >Goku killed our parents>Sometime in the future he ends up killing our wife and trying to kill our son/daughter next.Goku is going to end up having something against our family.
>>48787251Did any of the Z-Fighters tell Future Trunks where New Namek is? He could really use the Dragonballs in his timeline.
>>48787251SOM WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THIS
>>48787282That would be quite strange>>48787286As far as I know, no. Which is kind of a dick move, considering. Also, since King Kai found New Namek for Goku, and he should be alive in Trunks's timeline, I don't know why nobody helps him from otherworld>>48787302Do you like what?Oh, oh, did I stick it in the wrong hole again?
Also, the way the green time rings work, do they appear at the moment in time someone goes back in time, or the moment they arrive at in the past?
>>48787341Who knows?Not me
>>48787313Besides the fact that Toriyama is a hack? Maybe Kami/King Kai told them not to? And why hasn't Beerus shown up to Earth in Trunks' timeline?
>>48787360The Saiyan Whis credited with beating Freeza is dead
>>48787372So he just went to King Kai's world then?
>>48787410Though would that Goku be stronger or weaker? No three years of intensive training. No year in the HTC. No zenkais from the Majin Vegeta and Buu fights.
>>48787471And SSJG would not be possible.>no Goten>no Pan>Vegeta in Hell>no Trunks around
>>48787499Will it be possible to recruit the Ginyus to our side? I want to see what would happen if Ginyu used Change Now on Beerus.
>>48787524>ginyu with beerus's bodyoh crap why?actually nvm, whis would literally just go back in time and pimpslap ginyu into yesterday if he actually pulled that off.
>>48787524They are loyal to Lord Freeza>>48787534Remember Ginyu Tagoma? That was pretty fun