AM I A SHADOWRUN GUYS?!
>>48941402I have you beat
>>48941402You have a Wilson Combat patch there, I want to see the 1911 close up.
>>48941402wheres your beer you need more beer
>>48941433It's a Rock Island Armory. The Wilson is from the extra magazine I bought. She only came with one after all.
>>48941491Oh no! All I have is most of a bottle of Fireball, which I swear was given to me, I didnt buy that
>>48941402That's the same computer I've got, omae.>>48941638What's in the test tube near the sunglasses?
>>48941721Lemon Tea. Runners gotta hydrate.
>>48941721GACK THE PLANET!
>>48941912Well I means hack, but I think I'll leave it
>>48941402>>48941653Ok, new wireless card installed successfully. Also the video card is runny quietly, so that thorough dusting seems to have helped there.Now the pistol. She's new, so I need to strip her down, cleaner her good, then lube her up. I can't wait to take her out to play.
>>48941402Though I may not be a Decker. I can keep you alive till the Doc Wagon shows up.
>>48943086I have that laundry basket.
>>48943086>>48941638>>48941425>>48941402So...a Decker, Mage, a cooler Decker, and a medic?Who's the face? Where's the muscle? You guys are missing something important in your group.
>>48943568I have no idea where it came from. I'm pretty sure it's my gf's.>>48943595We've at least got some decent firepower. In a pinch I can face. Used to be introverted, but having to deal with patients all day has definitely changed that. I'm right on the edge of manlet, so we definitely need muscle.
OK, for real though, I really hope I'm able to put this all back together.
>>48943962Good luck getting it together. That's part of the fun. Off to go game.
>>48943962/k/ Wilson /k/ombat guy here, I'll help ye.
>>48941638>basic bitch flat-top AR with fixed front sight post and A2 handguard>no rails, AFG/VFG, BUIS, IR light/laser cluster, or suppressor for said AR>hundred-year-old pistol design as secondary>Wal-Mart sunglasses>Acer monitors>choosing Peace Tea when Arnold Palmer Half and Half existsFaceless mook/10But really, those are some good, sensible guns. I also wish I had the coinage for more monitors.That's still no excuse to be drinking that swill, though.
>>48944135That was waaaay harder then it should have been. Getting the slide stop back in was a nightmare! But I got it now.
>>48945412You keep practicing untili you can do it with speed.
>>48945499The problem was NO ONE, not even the OFFICIAL cleaning video, said anything about the TINY, BARELY THERE notch I had to punch it through. I was trying to get it into the same notch it sits in when it's locked. When, where I NEEDED to punch it through was the barely visible notch about half an inch behind it.
>>48941433What's wrong with Wilson Combat?
>>48945767Nothing, they are high end firearms with a good fit and finish. Though you pay a premium for them.He did not explain that the Wilson Combat patch he has is not from the firearm but from another purchase, I expressed doubt that the 1911 in the picture was a Wilson Combat product, turns out I was correct.
>>48943962Thats a goddamn sexy 1911 OP im jelly
>>48945855Holy shit son how did you get a fucking FAMAS?
>>48946021Yeah she is. She's been my dream gun for a long, long time now. Got her for a steal too. New in original box, and 100 rounds for just $600 at a pawn shop down the road from me.I get to break her in and everything.
>>48941402I really appreciate that safety tag in the colt.
>>48941721I laughed my ass off. Thank you.>THREE MEGABYTES OF HOT RAM
>>48946042.......You got me. I typed an entire post about how it's not a FAMAS before realizing. 10/10 sir, it was ranting an raving as FUCK.
>>48946240It's common sense really,
>>48941402That 45 is too new and lacking in modifications.Come back after a few runs, chummer.
>>48941425No fetish.Laser sight instead of smartgun adapter.Closer, but Mr. Johnson ain't calling yet.
>>48941638Owns a Fitbit.Get lost.
>>48946265I unironically want to own a FAMAS and since its being phased out I might be lucky.Your tavorchan is cute doe
>>48946042>>48946265>>48946454I love mine.
>>48946475Anon... why do you have that much cheese?
>>48941402No, looks like /g/ or /k/ to me. You lost, OP?
All these pictures and no drugs? Drugs are a big part of Shadowrun!>>48946603Anon, we need to talk about your diet.
>>48946669He carved a Famas out of solid cheese, it's safe to assume any drugs in the house have been ingested.
>>48941402Kids these days...
>>48946669Drugs are haram, omae.
>>48941402Nice engraved Leatherman, Buck.
>>48946562>>48946760that picture is ancient
>>48946883>ancientIts still from the 5th world, its not ancient
>>48946883>modified a year-and-a-half before it existed.Um.
>>48946762never heard of it
>>48945855Well, we have a street sam now at least.
>>48948257I'd count them as a face too.
>>48946669I don't wanna get v&. Anyway, they're not mine because I gotta keep my SIN. Corp regs and all that.
>>48948280To normies it is but a body pillow. To the jacked in it is a premiere waifu.
>tfw extraction target
>>48948391HVT or VIP?
>>48948433I mean are you a poofta that will net me a paycheck, or actually someone of value?
>>48943086A. That's a shitty stethoscope. B. Why do you have a stethoscope. "Yep those lungs sound terrible probably a pneumothorax, I can also tell by the stab wound from the ganger getting blood everywhere. "
>>48948455A poofter with a lot of IP.
>>48948483A. I know it's shitty but it worked fine through school. I am planning to get a better one soon though.B. Has your other lung collapsed? How's your heart sounding? >Is there a crawling sound coming from your insides after that chicago run and you should accidently fall out of the helicopter?I mean. Routine health check?
>>48948483Btw. Got any suggestions for brands to look at?
>>48948497Guess you make it home safe then. Barring work related tragedy.
>>48943086>>48943568I too have that laundry basket. It's currently holding PS2 games.
>>48948483>Yep those lungs sound terrible probably a pneumothorax, I can also tell by the stab wound from the ganger getting blood everywhere.As the only guy in my unit competent in CLS, this gave me a giggle.
>>48948532>>48948515Littmann or bust. If its under a hundred it sucks. I know because I own that exact model. It's a back up.I know Littman is expensive but it's worth it to differentiate lung sounds and hear arrhythmias. You probably don't need a cardiology. I assume nursing school? If your first job is an ICU grab one otherwise a classic or a lightweight. (in a weird/distinct color, spend the extra so it doesn't walk) But real talk Omae. The only info you need while waiting for a doc wagon is your ABCs. Otherwise on your feet lose the weight carry a trauma patch. You got a chopper evac the exam can wait til safety.
>>48948614I'm not military but trauma is trauma. ABCs and evac. Don't get fancy.
>>48948632>The only info you need while waiting for a doc wagon is your ABCsAlways Be... Camping?
>>48948632That's the name I was thinking of. Thanks! Just got out of nursing school. I'm working on a med-surg/oncology floor now. I know posting the stethoscope was a little dumb, but I didn't expect so knowledgeable a thread. But hey, it's /tg. Thanks for the info.
>>48948669Airway Breathing Circulation CPR is based on this. You can't get air in, can't breath, heart not pumping you are not working. Get 02 in the patient. Stem the trauma.A pneumothorax is a possible injury in a gun fight. With a sucking chest wound the lungs could collapse. Almost certainly causing difficulty with breathing. An amputation or a nicked artery compromises the body's circulatory system. The red stuff isn't just for vampires keep it inside.
>>48948669Not that anon, but >Airway>Breathing>Circulation
>>48948669Airway Breathing Circulation.If the airway isn't open, fix it.If they aren't breathing, fix it.If circulation isn't working, fix it.
>>48945855You know, I should have gone to bed hours ago, but I'm not going to let myself get that outclassed that easily.I'll play a Street Sam if I have to.
>>48948775Yea just pick up a classic and get it engraved and unique. It's worth the splurge in yourself so it doesn't disappear. It's a tool but it's your tool. I got a nice chocolate one. Job in a hospital right out of school grats chummer. Did the nursing home grind for a few years before I could break in. I am starting a job on an ortho floor soon. Learn everything you can and don't let them set you free until you feel comfortable
>>48948832I worked as a CNA for a while. During my certification we spent time at a really shitty nursing home. The conditions there made me definitely want to work at a hospital, so I started volunteering at one near me. Then I got a job as a night shift CNA there through word of mouth while I was at school. I'm now on my last week of my GN orientation period. I'm feeling mostly comfortable taking the full load, but I'm a little nervous to be without my preceptor next week. Congrats on getting into a hospital though.
>>48948880Find your own rhythm and it kinda falls into place. But I am not a night shifter and I gotta go to bed. I'll post of this thing is still alive in the morning. Best of luck.
>>48948936You too chummer.
Which is the most Shadowrun handgun?And why is it the Chiappa Rhino?
>>48949134 If only Mateba didn't go out of business ..and if only Ghisoni hadn't passed on. The Rhino was his last design.
>>48949188 I'd consider putting the P7s on the list too, despite how old the design is. Great shooter.
>>48941425you should get gems from the equinox
>>48943086>stethoscope.Your autistic anon
>/k/>ShadowrunI don't see it.
>>48941638Unlearned yurofag here. Is this a M4? Are those legal somewhere?
>>48941402Get on my level
>>48941425>hermetic street sam
>>48950150I'll keep it in mind, thanks. I'm more of a chaos magick gal though desu.>>48951847Trying to do damage via spells alone is a very bad idea as a mage.
>>48943086Needs more short shorts
>>48948816Clearly a melee adept, anon.hopefully a troll from those axes
>>48950805You fell for the scary black baby-killing assault rifle meme That's a semi-automatic sporting rifle called an AR-15 designed for the civilian sporting market. Note the fire select switch only has "safe" and "semi" options, no full auto. You can buy full auto weapons in the USA but there are a bunch of legal hoops to jump through and they're incredibly expensive; an AR-15 will cost $500-2000 depending on brand and options, a real M16 will cost $20-30,000Very basic overview here: http://www.assaultweapon.info/
>>48948936Would a doctor/nurse be permanently on the night shift or do you rotate? Mining industry generally does something like 1 week days, 1 week off, 1 week nights, 1 week off
>>48952170Microelectronics industry generally don't rotate their night or weekends shifts.
>>48952108Another unlearned anon here from yurop, what kind of legal loops would you have to jump through to acquire one? As the ban (as I understood it) is limited to civilians, would it involve obtaining some sort of permit or membership of an association that uses automatic weapons for sport? Or do you buy the parts and assemble them yourself?
>>48949134I normally like seeing the inner workings of things but that... is ugly.
>>48952040I'm a really big dude. Over 6 foot and almost 300 pounds. So yeah, I'd probably be a Troll or an Orc if I goblinized.
>>48952300I'm not an expert since I don't have that kind of money to spend so haven't studied it, but the basics are that the pool of civilian automatics was frozen in 1986 so if you want a particular gun you need to wait until someone is selling it.You need to pay some extra taxes, get a background check and get a sign off from local law enforcement. I don't know if there's a separate registration or the background check and law enforcement sing off is a defacto registrationHere are some example prices: http://www.onlythebestfirearms.com/nfa1.htmlFor comparison, I bought a semi-auto FN-FAL for $750 while these guys are selling the auto for $20,000 which is less than I thought it would go for honestly
>>48952300Lot's a paperwork, background checks, pictures and thumb printing, and A LOT of money to pay for it.It doesn't seem like much when I put it that way, but it takes a long time and it puts you on SO MANY government watchlists.
>>48952526The government watchlists aren't a problem if you don't do anything fucky with the weapon, though.Sure, the US government is sliding down the tubes, but one thing they're not doing yet is rounding up or even targeting survivalists, weapons enthusiasts and preppers - if they did, this time would be just about right to set off a civil war. No matter who wins the elections, too, those watchlists are going to matter less and less - Hillary is too shackled to the gun lobby to discourage their best customers, and Trump has no idea that white Republicans are capable of committing crimes or that Mexicans are capable of not deserving to be shot with a legally owned HMG.
>>48948936Back >>48952170Some facilities rotate but it seems pretty uncommon. I personally have never encountered it. Hospitals typically use 12 or 8 hour shifts. 7a-7p-7a or 7a-3p-11p-7a. I wouldn't mind the crazy oil/mine schedule where you get a week off. But you have A. Unions of mom's who need consistency. And B. Having consistency of care givers is important. Residents tend to work batshit crazy hours and sleep in the hospital. Something like 60-80 hour weeks.
>>48953605So is it true what they said in Scrubs? Doctors get it on in the hospital in the bunk rooms?
>>48952170For me personally I work 7p-7a. Generally around three nights a week, but if I work more then I get overtime.
I'm surprised there aren't more swords in this thread.
>>48956920What, do you really think /tg/ goes around collecting armor and swords?
Until you've driven from Dallas to Houston and back with a Five-seveN, an AR, a fifth of apple whiskey and a boatload of anime as your cargo, you don't even know.
>>48952562>or that Mexicans are capable of not deserving to be shot with a legally owned HMGI''m not sure if that's possible anon, the cartels routinely shoot Dishkas over the border, it's literally a war
>>48941402I have that exact same card.It shit out on me a couple weeks ago, had to get a new one.
>>48958065My fan has been super loud, but taking the card out and dusting under the fan seems to have helped.>>48958042It KINDA does, here and there...
>>48957904Well, maybe. But /k/ seems to have a pretty large following here, and I imagine guns are easier to collect than swords.
>>48958248I disagree. Swords and other blades don't require background checks. And, though not cheap, they are way cheaper then guns.
>>48948816>>48952492You merely adopted waifuism.I was born into it. Molded by it.
>>48958343The gunblog logo on the bottom makes me think that's not you.
>>48958391The filename should have been your first hint.
>>48949217...are those very small dice or is that a comically large gun?
>>48948807This also works on enemies too:If the airway is open, fix it.If they are breathing, fix it.If circulation is working, fix it.
>>48958248Right now /k/ is engaged heavily in some badass apoc-fan-wankery in which Yellowstone erupts and shit goes full STALKER with the Texas Expidtionary Force, Cajun rebels, Alaskan Highlanders and all sorts of operator shit.
>>48948816You wanna be the muscle? I dont think so
>>48949134>>48949188>Revolvers>Most Shadowrun handgunJesus
>>48958876Time to revive Quantrill's Raiders.
>>48959414Is that a pick? Like a mining pick?
>>48959927What im questioning is his choice of footwear
>>48960091>He doesn't want to be comfy while operating
>>48960091You really gonna question the guy with a pickax?
>>48960141It's not a pickaxe, it's just a pick.
>>48960202It doesnt make a difference when its lodged int eh skulls of your enemies
>>48960226>"No, it can't be, I killed you with my pickaxe!">"You should've axed yourself what sort of weapon you were using, before you went and picked with the wrong man."
>>48941402>>48941425>>48941638>>48943086>>48945855>>48948816>>48959414 Alright, now, somebody stat the party
>>48943962Was taught by my grand-dad (WWII) to break down his 1911 and reassemble it blind folded. Its not that hard. You'll get it.
>>48960788Eventually I did. It'll go a lot faster the next time.
>>48958391That is a pic of Mcniggerator, a /k/ trip.
>>48943962They're designed to be stripped for cleaning easily. 1911s are fucking baby mode compared to somethings I've had to disassemble.
>>48962425what are some of the harder ones?
>>48959460 The latter is an automatic revolver, similar to the Webley Fosbery. It's double action/semi auto.>>48958780 They're very small dice.
>only a few rifles>Not a single shotgunReally?
>>48945855McNig? Is this real? Is that really you?
>>48964811Probably not. Probably someone who just took his pic.>Shadowrunning>Not having 4 Monitors>Not having a .44 Magnum at the readyIt's like you don't even want to get paid.
What's with all these polyhedral dice, mu fuckas? Do you even Shadowrun?
>>48964846>I have that exact keyboardneat
>>48960202It's a mattock
>>48941402not until you plug that computer into your spinal cord. extra credit for also running a lead from your wrist to your smartgun there.
>>48964846The King of Shadows!
>>48968045Naw, dude, that's definitely a mining pick. Mattocks have a shovely bit on one side
>>48964846Why do you have 7 pistols?
>>48964846>>48968357Better question.Why is your desk so filthy! CLEAN THAT SHIT UP NIGGA!
>>48941402I have the same pc case.
>>48968357operator operator operator
>>48943962That's just the field strip, literally the easiest thing to do ever. Come on Anon, that's like a 20 second thing
>>48945583The official cleaning video for rock island armory is complete and utter dogshit. Go find looks really any other disassembly video
>>48968357Different pistols for different applications and different styles/tastes.You'll want a defense handgun, something for target, a cheap plinkster, perhaps a few old historical guns you want to pick up, a few you like the look of or want to check out, a revolver or three, etc. It's very easy to buy a lot of guns and for people who enjoy firearms and shooting, it's not a ridiculous thing at all. Different guns do different things. A Browning Hi-Power is not the same as a Kel-Tec PF9 which is not the same as a Britarms, etc.
>>48969191So what's the best generalist/all-purpose pistol?Say you get a premonition you'll need a pistol tomorrow, but have no idea what for (defence, unexpected competition, showing off to a girl into guns, whatever), what would you bring?
>>48969403why do you have a military-related trip if you don't know this?1/2
>>48946226That's a very shit price, buddy.
>>48969403>girl into gunsAnon...
>>48969517Because he's a poser
>>48969403I have my personal preferences, but honestly probably a Glock or a Browning design in 9mm. Reliable, easy to shoot, cheap to feed in decent calibre that's proven to be alright at most things and can shoot pretty much everything you throw at it.
Eurofag reporting in! Can I play, too?
>>48949134I have to disagree.
>>48971518>smokes with text warning>not smokes with gore pornAren't they the norm now?
>>48971735Don't remember where I bought this pack.
>>48971705 They don't make the first gen laser anymore as far as I know. I liked the look of it too.
>>48972623I'd sell my left nut for one.
What's up with all the gun toys here? Yes have you guys do airsoft then what?
>>48969403I'd go with a 9mm, if you want to introduce a girl to shooting. Glock 17 or 19, Walther PPQ, H&K VP90, S&W M&P 9 are all good options for striker-fired guns. Otherwise, if you're more into classic guns there're the CZ-75, the new CZ's with impossible to remember names, Beretta M92, Beretta Px4, FN FNS, SIG P226/P228, etc. Personally I love the PPQ's trigger.
>>48949134The Mark 23 is up there imo.
>>48972688Air soft. Lol.
>>48949134Obviously the AMT Automag
TFW you don't have guns or blades around.
Damn all you chummers are making me think about getting cool guns...
Someone archive this shit, I don't know how.
>>48972935>TFW the only guns you have are antiques.
>>48952300Depends on the state in which you live in really. Some states are very gun friendly and are fairly easy and painless to buy one while others are very anti-gun and go to extreme lengths to drive the thought of being a gun owner from peoples minds.
>>48974998>being ashamed of antique guns
>>48977580I'm ashamed that the only guns I can own with a license are antiques.
>>48968357>7This isn't all, the rest are in the safe.I've got over 20 handguns, anon.>>48968426I'm workin on it!
>>48977822>Tripcode adviceThanks I almost forgot the full name.
>>48977767>I've got over 20 handguns, anon.What for?Not that I'm anti-gun or anything, but what made you want to buy so many? I mean, you've only got two hands.
>>48977887Some are collectables. A few I rotate for different carry. Others are just for plinkersOne I traded an AK for.A few I bought because they were on sale and fuck yea sale gun.Two guns I bought because movies and I liked the move and the gun so I got the gun from the movie.And others I wanted "That type of gun".So It's a collection.
>>48977854/k/ please leave
>>48977887Alternatively, Research for my RPG.>>48978022I'm just as much /tg/ as I am /k/.Also no I wanna play netrunner and Eclipse.
>tfw diagnosed crazy>tfw can't legally own a gunGotta pick archery or something.
>>48978053You seem to think that /tg/ is the same popularity contest you have at /k/, with tripfags competing for a cult of personality.
>>48941402Where's your black trenchcoat?
>>48978144Hardly. I just don't care enough to remove it. Hell, use it as a way to filter me, I don't care.
>>48969576Not really. It's a few hundred dollars under new price, it's a colt clone that uses old colt machines to build it, and ammo isn't cheap. It's not an AMAZING deal, no, but not a bad one either.
>>48978104Define "diagnosed crazy."
I feel like Lazerhawk would make a good theme for this thread...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZQUEMZlCU
>>48979695I would assume a doctor of some sort said it was so?
>>4894604211/10. It took me a second, but now my sides hurt.
>>48959414You win because of the hello kitty slippers>>48960091You shut your mouth>>48948880My roommate was gonna be an RN but couldn't handle being a CNA because everything reminded him of his mom dying slowly just a few years prior
This thread made me want to try shadowrun
>>48982634Make sure you get someone who runs it tongue firmly in cheek and not too grimderp. It's a funny game if you play it right.
>>489414020/10 not enough drugs
>>48943568I also have that laundry basket...
>>48941638>Peace TeaYou're my boy
>>48978022>/k/ please leaveWhy would you want to kick out a third of tg's population?
>>48943568shit that never happened
>>48941638>round table>long rifle5/10 at BEST
>>48950805AR 15. Actual M4s are military only. Most commercial ARs come in a 16 inch barrel, anything shorter and it becomes a Short Barreled Rifle with a shit ton of restrictions. And anything with burst or full auto is also a massive pain in the ass to get and expensive as fuck too. In fact, there are no new full autos for sale in America, everything has to be pre-1986. All these "assault weapons" (made up term) are normal semi-automatic rifles with plastic furniture that looks like military stuff. And you want to know why?Because it's cheap and modular that way. It would be like complaining that cars aren't built out of steel and everything is a dangerous race car because it has a spoiler or more efficient power to weight ratio. And before "muh hunting, no need for that" ARs are A: Popular with hog hunters and smaller game hunters and B: cheap as fuck due to a number of reasons, primary one being these things have been made for like 50 years now in America, vets get out and like shooting what they're familiar with which leads to companies springing up to meet that demand who buy old tooling from military contractors or the contractors themselves selling rifles when not building orders for the military, and C: 5.56 is a better choice for home defense due to variety of rounds, terminal ballistics, very low recoil and sheer weight of fire. Anyone who says a shotgun is the only thing you need is ignorant. Shotguns are great, if you hit them and can take the recoil. Buckshot doesn't spread out significantly (i.e. about 1/3rd of a meter) until 100 meters out. In the same room, you have to be just as accurate as a rifle. And I'd take 30 rounds of m193 ammo over any 12g every time. That way if I miss, I can quickly follow up in the time it takes for me to squeeze the trigger again.
>>48989997Oh lawdIs that an honest to god deck?Holy fuck, is that half battery space?
>>48969517Why even post this?When you're on AD you generally just take what's issued. If you're not part of a BCT you could have the option to bring your own, but paper tigers tend to frown upon more than one personal weapon. If you're lucky enough to be part of a team that has their own armorers then you shut up and let the chief tell you how to suck eggs.However, anyone who has served wouldn't use their rank on 4chan as part of their trip. So yeah.
>>48989997The realest Decker!
>>48941638Ye boi for peace tea.
>>48968357....do you not?
>>48989997Gee Anon, your fixer lets you have TWO keyboards?!
>>48952300Back in 1934 the government made it so that Full-Auto Weapons, as well as a few other things had to be registered.Then in 1986 or so, the government closed the registry, but transfers of those 280,000 or so machineguns are still legal. There are a ton of restrictions on said transferable machineguns, you need approval of your municipalities chief of police, and to be able to show paperwork for the gun at the request of any cop for one, but still legal.
>>48995899I see beer and cigarettes, but no peace tea.
>>48947333Transfers to different drives, anon.
>>48989997Holy fucking shit, nice deck, fampai.Shit looks fucking rad.
Magic is a hell of a drug