First for Sensei a best

You wake up with a good yawn and stretch, back still a bit stiff from being stuffed in a storage compartment last night by vindictive Mist Genin. Sensei is gone when you look around your room, but you remember her concern for you last night. You dress and make your way to the passenger car where your team normally eats and seat yourself with Jimmaru for breakfast. Usually you're up before him, but you needed your rest last night. You have a surprisingly animated discussion, mostly him asking about the Suna girl who's number you got, and if you got to see the Mist Uchiha's sharingan. You joke around with him, feeling pretty rested and awake. Maybe that's just the espresso your ordered though. When you finish your breakfast, Jimmaru asks if you'd want to hang out for the day.

>A) Sure

>B) No thanks

>>49082368
>A) Sure

http://www.strawpoll.me/11119051
I'll just leave this here.

>>49082368
Extending the voting period to wait for more votes here. Also someone mentioned last thread that you get fucked by genjutsu a lot, despite having a 3.5 in it. I should reiterate that I don't use the typical .5-5 system of Naruto, and instead one with no hard caps, but a few soft caps. The soft cap for genin is 5.

>>49082368
>A) Sure
Got nothing else planned

>>49082368
>A) Sure

Finally time for lewd genin quest!

>>49082618
>>49082599
>>49082397
Hanging out with Jimmaru.
>Writing
>>49082465
And don't forget to vote!

>>49082397
>>49082599
>>49082618
You figure that you might as well hang out with Jimmaru today, you have nothing else planned, and if you run into Tonakai or Jensho and Kaya again, at least you'll have back up. You spend some time playing against each other in a mobile fighting game, before heading off to explore the train. While there, you talk more about the mission, stuff at home, girls (of course), and even a little bit about the ninja arts.

You spend a few hours doing pretty much nothing before meeting Hakurin for lunch. After that, the three of you head out as a team. There's not much to do on the train, but you could probably think of something.

>A) Let's just relax today (skip to the evening)

>B) Try to find Hōōmaru-sensei

>C) Try to find Tenburo

>D) Try to find Kaya or Jensho

>E) Try to find Tonakai

>F) Suggest training on the train

>G) Suggest training chakra concentration control on top of the train

>H) Something else

>>49082772
>B) Try to find Hōōmaru-sensei
Lets play detective and try to figure out what happened last night

all while insinuating Sensei had her way with us and stuffed us in the luggage compartment and "found" us to cover her tracks

>>49082831
I should have specified the shade of blue eyes you saw...

>>49082772
>B) Try to find Hōōmaru-sensei
>G) Suggest training chakra concentration control on top of the train

>>49082772
>G) Suggest training chakra concentration control on top of the train
LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!

>>49082772
>B) Try to find Hōōmaru-sensei
And
>F) Suggest training on the train

>>49082965
>>49082872
>>49082831
Roll your 1d20's to find sensei! First four!
And do you want to train on top of the train?

>A) Yes

>B) No

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>49082983
>B
Let's not do the stupidest thing this time.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>49082983
>A) Yes

gotta get training to be swole, but I hope we get sensei to watch us and help us not die

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>49082983
>A) Yes
Sensei best girl after Momo

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>49082983
>A) Yes
Train Train

>>49083005
We could just as easily try standing on the ceiling and have it not be NEARLY as dangerous.

>>49083004
>>49083005
>>49083014
>>49083017
>>49083032
Good, you found her. And you're training on top of the train.

>Writing after I get back home, have to run out for a few minutes

>>49083077
Nobody cares. Fuck off.

>>49083032
The DANGER is the important part! Can't get sick gains without putting everything on the line! We also have an unawakened bloodline, so maybe it'll be activated by near-death/actual-death experiences!

>>49083109
Don't reply to shitposters. Just report them.

>>49083032
You know, that's a valid point. It would be an easier exercise. But isn't Naruto about doing dumb bullshit and somehow making it work?

>>49083032
and it wouldn't be NEARLY as effective.

Have you never heard of the rule of cool? the cooler(or more dangerous) something is, the better it works.

>>49083266
Normally I don't reply to these, but fuck off, it's a trial board, I have no obligation to use it, and it's cancer.

>>49083266
It's because /qst/ is a trial board so it's not mandatory to run a quest there, quest can be run here on /tg/ and you can filter them out if you don't like them.
Also QMs prefer to run here where the players aren't as retarded and cancerous as on /qst/

>>49083410
aren't all non-OC quests fanfics, though?

also the qualifying word there is "as." we're not as bad as 99% of /qst/

>>49083105
HOLY FUCK, YOU FUCKERS STARTED WHILE I WAS GONE GETTING MEDICINE FOR THIS SHITTY COLD/FLU THAT I'VE GOT!

Anyways, I see someone is admitting Momo's strength as waifu material, good. Also, I see this faggot right here >>49083410 misreading this post right here >>49083364 and I'm very disappointed, anon. He's calling the anons on /qst/ cancerous (which personally, I believe is due to the huge amount of lackluster content on there attracting them) and he's not exactly wrong. All of us have our cancerous days, but I really don't want to go to /qst/ because of the individuals I see there.

>>49083266
The board itself is slow as shit and the players tend to be uninvested, which means unless you had a playerbase on /tg/ before moving or snagged players in the first week or so it's difficult to keep even a promising quest afloat.

>>49083472
quests have always been run on /tg/ and no one likes the trial board so we don't use it and keep doing what we've been doing for years because we're allowed to

Jesus god damn Chirst guys, report the fucks and ignore the posts. its simple. Let's move on now.

>>49083609
because of the player base there

>>49083472
If it was a full-on board without the trial modifier, yes, it would. However, for now it's a trial board that is more or less a testrun to see how such a board would operate and hopefully sustain itself. Sadly, a good chunk of people on there usually sustain themselves with shit methods that a lot of folks don't want to put up with.

As for the type/theme question, this is an interactive narrative type of game where an all-powerful leader controls the world and reacts to the roleplaying choices made by the players throughout the course of the experience. Therefore, it fits the theming that /tg/ gives itself as being the cancer board of roleplaying games and wargames, and before you point out the Naruto fanfiction aspect, let me remind you that the PF general (aka the general for my favorite d20 system) is a bunch of fetish fags circlejerking about racial fetishes. If that is allowed, then I'm certain Naruto is perfectly alright as well if it's a part of a interactive game.

>>49083539
Listen, man, if Country hosts on /qst/, I'll go there, but I'm not going to like it. It's pretty cancerous in mine and a lot of other people's opinion, and so we avoid it. It's that simple.

>>49083609
What this guy says. >>49083667 The quests are decent and a few good/great, but the people are shit.

>>49083764
>now I literally want you autists to fuck off back to your containment board.
and your true colors show

>>49083714
>The OOC thread can be semi bumped for interest without detracting for core front page content
FILTER
I
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CATALOG
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There is a serious lack of discussion on the most important topic in this quest: Who is best girl and why is it Shirou?

>>49083496
Momo is the only girl worth waifuing

>>49083823
All girls are best girls Anon, It just depends on the mood your in.... and I'm pretty sure we still have yet to actually finish meeting them all.

I'm sorry to bring this up in your quest trip, but does anyone know why hyuugaQM just decided to delete his twitter and leave?

>>49083823
I'm seriously torn between Hōōmaru and Momo

>>49083852
>Actual Content gets slidelined!
>>>49080214

^ Like that right? how dare we side line something like this.

>>49083852
>Yes, because apparently we're just a fucking board you can dump your shit on.
All of your arguments have already been argued to death when /qst/ was first implemented. Just filter the quest and stop whining about others enjoying something you don't like.

>>49083823
No, most important topic in this quest is who is best girl and why are you full of shit for thinking it's Shirou instead of Sensei, Momo, or Hakurin?
>>49083877
I didn't even see that, not sure why he left but sad to see him go. I guess SWOLE Hyuga and SWOLE Jojo are both dead now. ;;

>>49083852
>Do you honestly not recall when /tg/ was nothing but quests?
No, because that literally never fucking happened. Old QTG actually maintained a record of popular quests since Ruby, there was a definite peak for a month or two but it was never a majority and quickly fell off again. Prior to /qst/ becoming a thing quests were actually on the downswing, and people used the filters to ignore content they didn't like.

Seriously, fuck off and use the filter like a normal fucking person.

>>49083877
Not a clue too be fair anon, I wonder it myself. I can't see a reason he got banned so I think he just gave up on the quest.

>>49083924
Kek, Alright mate. Next you'll tell me 'Elf Slave, Wut do?' is /tg/ content. Go away Summerfag and leave here. All you're doing is giving making sure we're sitting near the first 3 pages and stealing that 'spot light' you seem to think matters.

>>49083946
First Spanish Jojo, now SWOLE Hyuga. All the Dice gods are crying... ;;
>>49083955
Interesting question, let me counter with why have other people gotten with the program of using a filter but not you?

We don't like /qst/, that's why we don't go there. Simple. You don't like quests, but you don't use the filter as a solution. Why?

>>49083823
I found who sensei's an expy of, and my heart is Doki Doki.

>>49083992
Did Jojo die? Thats a shame, But that's life. Best of luck to them.

>>49083995
Tell us who she is an expy of... clearly for those who haven't guessed right that is of course.

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>>49083955
Ignoring your childish attempt at insulting me, some went to /qst/, some stopped running, and others stayed here. Also there ~4 quests up right now so
>Why they get with the program but not you guys?
is just flat out wrong. I'm going to stop replying to your bait now.

I'd run a Jojo quest, but I'm only on part 6 and I don't want to get spoiled. Of course I'm terrible at writing, have no ability to commit, can't keep a schedule, and have zero musical knowledge so perhaps it's for the best.

>>49083991
>All the threads

Nice hyperbole, and nice work calling us the autists when we're not the one actively seeking quest threads to shit post, fag. Hope you enjoy the cancer that is the entirety of /tg/'s generals which is what I see the most of when I'm not searching for something specific on /tg/. Funny that you don't get pissed at those and demand they have a containment board, but a single quest shows up and you literally shit yourself in outrage.

I'm back, and I guess we're getting so much attention because I'm the only QM running at the moment. Thanks for keeping the thread bumped and preserved with all your salt.

>Writing

>>49084039
I think you misread that post.

>>49084039
Dice report them and move on. It hides the post as well. Don't let them bait you.

>>49084048

It's been awhile sense I've seen some autistic freak the fuck out, I missed the salt in all honesty. All that's needed however is to report the guys posts and move on. Welcome back OP however.

>>49084048
it's cool, we needed some way of passing the time so I guess it worked out.

Back to ninja business now

>>49084048
Hi, OP, welcome to the Dead Sea.

>>49083105
You look for sensei, and find her in her cabin, playing some handheld game she apparently brought with her. When the three of you get there, you suggest that you, Hakurin, and Jimmaru should train chakra concentration on top of the train. Jimmaru brings up a few issues, but you say that sensei will be there to make sure that you don't die. Sensei grudgingly agrees, pocketing the handheld, and leading you to the back of the train, where there's a hatch to the roof. You all make your way up there, and concentrate the chakra on your feet to make sure you don't die.

>Roll me some 3d20's on how your team performs. I'll take the average of the first seven to ten, depending on how many rolls I get. Kuro is the first die, then Hakurin, then Jimmaru.

Rolled 15, 3, 19 = 37 (3d20)

>>49084168
>Jimmaru is last to die
Come on. He should be first.

If people who voted other are still here, who do you think is best girl?

Rolled 5, 15, 20 = 40 (3d20)

>>49084168

>>49084144
No Answer eh? >>49084072

Fucking coward.

Rot in your fucking fanfic bullshit.
Have a nice bloody wank to ninja weeb shit.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>49084168

>>49084187
How many other people voted other? Nor have we ran into them all yet.
All of them. I'm a lover not a fighter.

Rolled 15, 10, 4 = 29 (3d20)

>>49084168

Rolled 20, 14, 10 = 44 (3d20)

>>49084168

Rolled 7, 1, 5, 2 = 15 (4d20)

>>49084168
I'm gonna add a 4th dice to the end to roll for grabbing the handheld out of Sensei's pocket and "accidentally" grabbing her ass again

Rolled 10, 17, 11 = 38 (3d20)

>>49084199
Fffffffuuuuucccccckkkkkk, sorry, Country, let me redo that.
>>49084168

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>>49084199

>>49084209
Be glad I'm not counting the assgrab critfail. Too bad I am counting the Hakurin critfail.

>>49084217
I did a redo, you bigger shit. >>49084213

kidding, love you. <3.

>>49084235
what would an assgrab critfail even entail?

Rolled 5, 20, 17 = 42 (3d20)

>>49084168

>>49084252
You fall and break your hand against the top of the train. You can't ninja for a few weeks.

>>49084235
Does this roll counter that critfail? >>49084252

>>49084269
Fuck, meant >>49084250 not >>49084252
>>49084270
I'm taking the average, so kind of.

>>49084252
>>49084235
HAHA I SAVED SPECIAL EYES WAIFU AND PUT US IN THE WAY

>>49084180
>>49084188
>>49084207
>>49084208
>>49084209
>>49084213
>>49084252
>Kuro: 11, average performance
>Hakurin: 11.5, average performance
>Jimmaru: 12, slightly above average performance
>Writing

>>49084355
You all do alright with the chakra concentration training, despite the wind beating you back at the speed the train is going, Hōōmaru-sensei is only kind of watching, it's pretty obvious she'd rather be playing whatever it was she was when you cornered her to train. Jimmaru is actually outperforming you and Hakurin slightly, which seems to tick her off, the Hyuuga Clan's specialty being chakra control. You've been up here for a while, and exited the Land of Wind, you're now passing over the Bridge between the coast of the Land of Wind and the Land of Waves. You could keep training, or get off the roof, it's probably more dangerous now.

>A) Keep training

>B) Get off the top of the train

>C) Change it up (How?)

>D) Suggest sparring on top of the train

>E) Something else

>>49084436
>D) Suggest sparring on top of the train

People who voted Other in the poll, who does that other entail? Ryuko? One of Taiomon's teammates? One of your other classmates? Ki is your mom and Kongoya is the Tsuchikage, so if you meant them, they're already in the poll.

>>49084436
>A)

Get good, but don't risk dying by sparring on a high-speed transport.

>>49084436
>B) Get off the top of the train
Sparring is probably going to win though, because players tend to go for the stupid shit.

>>49084436
>D) Suggest sparring on top of the train

>>49084436
>D) Suggest sparring on top of the train

>>49084492
I voted other because I thought more people were going to be brought in later and because I don't like any of them currently.

>>49084492
All of the above

>>49084436
>B) Get off the top of the train

now do training on the bottom of the roof

>>49084517
Ah, well yes, more will be brought in later. There's two girls from Iwa, and an Uzumaki girl from Kiri currently slated for the Chunin Exam. Other than that, there's a couple more female senseis, and other characters who will appear later.

>>49084509
>>49084512
If you aren't willing to fight your teammates ontop of a high-speed train, why are you willing to fight enemy ninja?

>>49084536
Why not the side of the train? It's like the top but EVEN DEADLIER!

>>49084560
Because I don't want them to kill our friends, and I don't want to spar because I don't want to our friends or us to die. ;;

>>49084555
>All these girls
>When all we need is Hakurin, Momo, and Sensei

>>49084560
Because we don't HAVE to spar on top of a moving train?

>>49084473
>>49084516
>>49084517
Looks like you're fighting on the train. Get ready for shortened voting periods and high-speed, medium+ difficulty rolls.

>>49084605
We don't HAVE to be a ninja either!
>>49084597
Training makes you friends stronger! By ALMOST killing them in training, they're less likely to die in real combat!

What I'm trying to say is, YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FRIENDS BY NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS! YOU THINK THE CHUNIN EXAMS ARE GOING TO BE EASY AND RELAXING? SPARRING ON THE SIDE OF A MOVING BULLET TRAIN AT HIGH ALTITUDE IS ACTUALLY SAFER!

Also Shirou is best girls

>>49084686
The chunin exam is going to be tough. While there will be no snake pedophiles, it will be longer, and almost certainly tougher than the Shinobi Quest Exams.
>Writing

Rolled 16, 10, 12, 16, 18, 18 = 90 (6d20)

>>49084680
Take my rolls

>>49084733
>wasting those 16s and 18s
you disgust me.

>>49084729
You ask your teammates if they want to spar on top of the train, both hesitantly answer in the affirmative, and Hōōmaru-sensei gives you a worried look, telling you to be careful. You, and both of your teammates are well-rested and uninjured. You could spar sensei if you wanted to, but that wouldn't be training for her, though it would let everyone have a sparring partner. Who do you spar?

>Jimmaru

>Hakurin

>Hōōmaru-sensei

>>49084783
>Jimmaru
Taijutsu only, otherwise it'd be too dangerous jumping around avoiding jutsus and kunai and shit

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>>49084783
>Jimmaru

>mfw we are really doing this

>>49084783
>>Jimmaru

Why the fuck not

Rolled 19, 15, 5, 14, 10, 1 = 64 (6d20)

>>49084783
You're going to take these rolls and you are going to like it, Country

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>>49084783
>Jimmaru
ALL IN

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>49084806
>>49084835
>>49084852
>>49084886
Jimmaru it is.

>Beat my roll

And pray to Kaguya, or Madara, or whatever deity you like that I don't critfail and you critsucceed or vice versa.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>49084901
check my 66

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>49084901
PRAISE THE SWOLE DICE GODS!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>49084901
EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49084918
PRAISE THE DICE GODS!

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>49084901

>>49084901
PRAISE BE TO THE DEATH OF OUR TEAM-MATE, CAUSE WE FUCKED IT UP.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>49084937
and that i'm retarded

>>49084918
Good job anon, nobody died in the first round of combat.
>Writing.

>>49084964
CAN WE GET OFF THIS CRAZY RIDE NOW? ;;

>>49084964
>first round

>>49084972
HE SAID FIRST ROUND, ITS BEST OF 3.
>inb4 it gives .05 to our skill increase.

>>49084985
No, it'll give us 50 points! Out of 1000.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>49084964
You and Jimmaru clash in a rush of taijutsu. Hakurin has gone back down, but sensei remains to oversee your match. Jimmaru clashes with you evenly for a bit, before you gain the upper hand. He fights rather orthodox, and so don't you, but you're able to use your superior speed to overtake him, giving him a good few strikes to the body. You two seperate and ready yourselves to continue fighting.

>Same drill as before

Rolled 5 (1d100)

Warm up those dice for the next round

>>49085012
Woo boy. Be glad I'm not counting that.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>49085009
GET OFF THE RIDE!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>49085009
For Momo

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>49085009
WE'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAINNN

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>49085009

>>49085025
I know most QM's have crits overriding normal rolls, but should I do that?

>>49085025
Momo, You slut!

>>49085025
FUCKING GODDAMMIT, STOP GIVING US SHIT ROLLS! PRAISE AND FEAR THE DICE GODS!

>>49085046
Sense when are 2's critc fails? I thought only 1's were?

>>49085046
Only if it's a proper critfail, like a 1.

>>49085046
God no

>>49085046
PLEASE, THAT 80 IS MY FIRST GOOD ROLL OF THE QUEST! ONLY ON 1S! ;;
>>49085050
HE HASN'T BEEN PRAISING, DON'T BLAME MOMO!

>>49085073
>>49085074
>>49085076
>>49085079
Alright, alright. But I would say anything less than 5 is a critfail on a d100, there are just different levels of critfail. I wouldn't kill you on a 2.
You won this round as well.
>Writing

>>49085050
MOMO IS A GOOD GIRL SHE DINDU NUFFIN

>>49085046
Do it but only on real crits like a 1 or 100 or 20. Perhaps even lower or raise the crit range with a skill or trait.

>>49085098
We've fucked up enough times on this train.

>>49085098
then anything fucking at 95 or above is a 'different' level of critical succeeding. Ain't no way you're gonna do just one side of this scale.

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>49085098
This time, Jimmaru fights on the defensive, making you come to him. You oblige him, and are again evenly matched at first. However, you start to push him back steadily, powering through his defenses and getting him off balance. You stun Jimmaru, leaving him off balance, he leaps back and gets ready for another round of combat, grinning.

>You know the drill

>>49085140
Yes, yes it is.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>49085172
Dice gods please bless this d100

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>49085172

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>49085172

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>49085172

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>49085172

>>49085187
You win again, I was going to do five rounds, but fuck it.
>Writing

>>49085210
Don't worry, We still have 2 others to fight ontop of this train.

Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d100)

>>49085210
here's 2 more then

>>49085187
We kicked his ass.hard.

>>49085187
The dice bless you, my child.
>>49085210
Does sensei find the skills we're displaying enticing?

>>49085220
No fuck you

>>49085187
This time it's Jimmaru on the offense, but you catch him before his first attack connects. You give far better than you get, and Jimmaru is probably wishing he stayed on the defensive. You give him a good beating for a sparring march, nothing too tough though. You help him up and make the Seal of Reconciliation. He says he'll buy you something in the dining car cause he lost, and heads down below, leaving you and sensei. She says she'll head back in last to make sure you're good first. But in theory you could spar sensei while you're both here....

>A) Challenge sensei

>B) Go back into the train

>>49085268
>A) Challenge sensei

>>49085268
>A) Challenge sensei

>>49085268
>B)

No killing sensei please.

>>49085268
That might have been the least descriptive combat I've ever read

>>49085268
>A) Challenge sensei

>>49085268
A
Come on guys lets do it
Every day on this trip we fight on top a speeding train
When we get back I don't know what we're going to do to train but it has to be just as hard
Let's be the lee of this generation

>>49085268
>A) Challenge sensei
winner buys loser a drink

>>49085362
other way around, I goofed

>>49085268
>>A) Challenge sensei
BEST PLAN

>>49085362
She won't buy you alcohol, you're still underaged. You're unsure how Jensho coerced the bartender, but you know it wasn't a nice way.
>>49085290
>>49085302
>>49085329
>>49085362
>>49085388
Challenging sensei.

>Roll me a 1d20 to persuade her to join in on this farce.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>49085402
well obviously we'll be the one buying her the drink because we'll win.

and we already have the bottle so we dont have to buy anything

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>49085402
This is a great idea.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>49085402
Simple pout, WE'RE THE VERY BEST.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>49085402

Aye aye captain.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>49085402

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>49085338
I dunno about being Lee, but we're already leaning towards the crazy side of "likes fighting." We challenge everyone we meet to fights, beat the shit out of them, taunt people so they'll attack us, train in crazy death-defying ways just because we can, etc...
We're not Lee, we're Hanma Baki!

>>49085402

>>49085417
>>49085425
Jesus this won't go well

>>49085417
>>49085418
>>49085422
>>49085425
I forgot to specify first four, sorry. You failed though.
>Writing

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>49085402

>>49085425
>>49085417
OH NOOOOOOO
We'll probably be bared from training on the top of the train

>>49085417
>>49085425
Our foot goes so far in our fucking mouth we knock ourselves out and fall off the train.

>>49085450

Like clockwork.

>>49085459
Well, we can always start operation: blindfolded knife fight on the ceiling.

>>49085417
>>49085425
Bamboozled again.

>>49085487
This works we'll have to convince jimmaru cause doing that with hakurin is no fun

>>49085450
You request sensei spar with you on top of the train, she denies you, shaking her head, and opens the hatch for you to head down. You set your jaw, and charge her, certain she'll have to spar you if you initiate it that way! You're proven oh so wrong when she manages to shunshin behind you and ax-kicks you down, into the train. You land face-down on the nice carpet, in front of your teammates. Both are leaned against the wall of the car, drinking from bottles of cola. There are two others, which you assume are for you and sensei. When sensei gets down, she gives you a disapproving look, takes her bottle and leaves, saying that you won't be training with her for a bit. Hakurin hands you your bottle and you join them standing around in the car.

You've missed dinner, and by dusk Jimmaru has gone back to his room, while Hakurin is elsewhere.

>A) Find Hakurin

>B) Find someone on the Mist team

>C) Just wander

>D) Something else

>I get distracted by tv
>come back
>two fucking 1s fighting sensei

I guess sensei is killing us then. Thanks, anons, it's been nice, and thanks, Country, it's been fun.

>>49085598
>A) Find Hakurin

>>49085598
>A)
Fuck it, lets talk to our friends and hopefully not fuck this stuff up. I mean, we've used up the ones already, right?

>>49085598
>>C) Just wander
but do it while walking on the wall of the train rather than the floor.

>>49085598
>D) Something else
that bottle is calling our name

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>>49085438
>We're not Lee, we're Hanma Baki!
It kinda fits, though we're missing a Yuujiro. The lust for battle and the death-defying training is spot on.

>>49085598
>C) Just wander

>>49085598
>A) Find Hakurin

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>>49085619
>>49085629
>>49085675
Roll some 1d20's to find the Hyuuga. First five.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>49085803

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>49085803

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>49085803
Watch me get a 1.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>49085803

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>49085803
She ded.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>49085803

>>49085668
The tendency to be incredibly cocky, critfail, and then get the shit beat out of him matches too. What little of his kekkei genkai we've seen could match too.

So we're a fucking beast compared to most genin,but really dense and baisclly autistic

>>49085857
>>49085850
So which crit wins here?

>>49085879
So far you're not in the top 5 of the chunin exam. All those 3's mean a lot less than you think they do.
>>49085868
I wouldn't call what you've seen a kekkai genkai.
>>49085809
>>49085822
>>49085825
>>49085840
>>49085850
>>49085857
Because I'm a nice guy, I'll count the 20, you found her.

>>49085850
>>49085857
CANCEL PLEASE

>>49085915
>Writing
Poll is interesting to say the least.

>>49085915
>>49085921
3 1's in this fucking thread alone. jesus chirst.

>>49085939
You roll better on d100's.
>Writing

>>49085939
It's because you guys tried to fight sensei. Dice gods are not pleased by attacking the waifu. :^|

>>49085957
I can only stench the dice rolls so far.

>>49085961
Its too soon to have a best girl mate. Shush, Besides we need one that will improve the family not just being lazy instead of getting us good.

>>49085989
Which is why we should try to find a girl that could deal with our bullshit

>>49085915
You would like to go looking for Hakurin, and that's just what you do. It doesn't take you long to find her, she's just sat in the passenger car your team typically dines in. She's sending a message to someone when you sit across from her.

>Ask who she's messaging

>Make small talk

>Write in

>>49086044
>Ask who she's messaging

>>49086044
Make small talk

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>>49085668
There's someone else we match. We should grow our hair out and start practicing with swords.

>>49086044
>Make small talk

>>49085989
>>49086022
Her name is Momo, you fucks.
>>49086044
>Ask who she's messaging.

>>49086044
>Ask who she's messaging

ask if she wants to go on one (1) date when we get back

I feel bad about how we handled that situation earlier

>>49086044
>Flop next to her. Complain of boredom. Ask what it's like being part of a big clan.

>>49086154
>>49086044
Are there cyborg ninjas running around somewhere?

>>49086224
No, most prosthesis are made from cultures of Wood Style cells. Though they are carcinogenic.

>>49086076
>>49086175
>>49086177
Asking who Hakurin is messaging.
>Writing

>>49086289
You get Hakurin's attention, and inquire about who she's messaging. She puts her device down, and tells you she was talking to her older brother, as their younger sister is sick. You give her your condolences, and you two talk about your families for a bit. You're interested in what being in a large clan is like, and she tells you it's like being in a village within a village, if that makes any sense. You guess that makes sense.

>A) Ask more about her clan

>B) Ask more about her family

>C) Something else

>>49086557
>B)

>>49086557
>B) Ask more about her family

>>49086557
A
B
We don't know what clan life is like could be interesting

>>49086699
>>49086721
>>49086743
Who/what do you want to ask her about in regards to her family?

>>49086817
Ask what it's like to have a younger sister and older brother. Seeing as our sister is pretty distant, seems like something we'd want to know about.

>>49086817
What is having a sister like what is clan life like in general

I wonder were everyone went

>>49086841
"So, what's it like having an older brother and younger sister?" You ask Hakurin, because you're ignorant of a family dynamic like hers. She thinks for a bit, taking a second to message back whoever she was before.

"Well, my brother is kind of distant, but only because father trains him really hard, he'll have to be the head of the clan someday." She puts the device away. "As for my sister, I'm not sure she's cut out to be a ninja, but my parents want her to start the Academy when it starts up again." She looks kind of concerned, probably for her sister's well-being. She asks you about your sister, and you respond to her kind of vaguely, but you do bring up that your relationship is kind of... bad.

You and Hakurin split up after a little more talk, heading back to each of your rooms in the sleeper car. You have one last day on the train, it will reach Hidden Leaf by the end of the day. Your team eats breakfast together in your regular passenger car. Hōōmaru-sensei seems rather cold to you, but you suspect that's just cause of her promise yesterday. What will you do after breakfast today?

>A) Hang out with your teammates

>B) Talk to sensei

>C) Find someone on the Mist team

>D) Something else

>>49087093
I fell asleep. RIP me.

>A) Hang out with your teammates

>>49087093
C find someone from the mist team
D try to convince them blind folded knife fights on the roof is a good idea

>>49087093
>A)
Also
>Hōōmaru-sensei seems rather cold to you, but you suspect that's just cause of her promise yesterday.

Congrats, guys, it's confirmed that you've pissed off our sensei. ;;

>>49087139
Oh well it's our Sensai things will probably be patched up sooner or later. So when we get back to the leaf I say we throw ourselves into the forest of death for a week

>>49087173
>doing dangerous shit that went against her orders pissed her off
>"Lets do more dangerous shit that's against common sense to make things better!"

Yeah, I'm sure that'll work. :^|

>>49087203
But anon training
Besides Sensai isn't best girl

>>49087222
We can find safer ways to train than that. :^|

Also, better than your girl unless she's Momo. :^|

>>49087139
>>49087173
>>49087203
Her perception of you isn't changed, she just promised to be less accessible to you for a while.
>>49087222
Strawpoll would disagree, but then again, trips.

>>49087235
Anon we must go to the EXTREM.
Though we could probably do something else and save the forest for when we're training for the final part of the exam

>>49087110
>>49087139
What would you like to do with Hakurin and Jimmaru?

>A) Find a way to train (How?)

>B) Look for the Mist team

>C) Relax (skip to the Leaf during the post)

>D) Something else

>>49087279
>C) Relax (skip to the Leaf during the post)
Let's just chill. Train evil.

>>49087279
>A) Find a way to train (How?)
Blindfolded ceiling knife fight. Upside down no-vision combat on a moving train has no substitute!

>>49087279
>>A) Find a way to train (How?)
Fighting on the ceiling or... do they have ceiling fans? how about a fast paced game of something like patty cake or that hand slapping game while standing on the blades of a ceiling fan spinning at max speed.

>>49087279
>C)

We've already fucked up enough, lets not push it.

>>49087303
>>49087306
>Saying all this bullshit
Do you guys just not reread what you're suggesting before you post?

>>49087279
A
Blind knife fights
Either with mist ninjas (they won't tell)
Or jummaru

>>49087342
What? Scared of falling a few feet onto the floor?

>>49087342
just doing a reflex game while practicing the walk on walls thing doesn't seem to bad the ceiling fan was mostly a joke, worst that happens is we fall off, and we're a bloody ninja so flipping mid-fall to land on our feet isn't that hard.

>>49087306
The train has AC.

>>49087347
>>49087354
Really, would this be what Kuro would reasonably do? Training, yeah, maybe. These ideas? I'd say no.

>>49087375
well the ceiling fans are out, I still think a game (not combat) that requires concentration while standing on the ceiling or a wall would be good, hell do it in a sleeper car and put pillows on the floor in case of falls.

>>49087414
If our team mates question it we can just say we would prefer blind knife fights but that might be to extreme

>>49087303
>>49087306
>>49087347
Training on the ceiling.
>Writing

>>49087375
We already established that were kind of hardcore when it comes to training(Kung fu fights on top of speeding train) and one of the only ways to get strong is throug bullshit training like this

>>49087375
>What would Kuro do?
What is Kuro's character anyway? So far he's done pretty much nothing but fight people and insult them until he gets knocked out. He honestly seems like the kind of person who gets really carried away with things and takes it too far. What examples can YOU give of him being in any way reasonable or cautious?

As far as I can tell, Kuro is a weird edgy kid who isn't interested in anything but fighting and waifus, and if he can't get what he wants he pushes and pushes until someone snaps.

>>49087464
After sensei leaves, you, Hakurin, and Jimmaru head to the sleeper car you've been staying in. When you ask them what they want to do, Jimmaru says that he's up for anything, and Hakurin replies that she'd like to do something , but she's not sure what. You suggest chakra concentration training on the ceiling, and Hakurin suggests you just make a game out of it. You all agree, and, laying the pillows and blankets from your rooms on the floor, you make your way to the ceiling, and start in the fun. You all have a good time, until you hear a familiar voice asking if they can join in. Looking down, the Mist team is there, Tenburo being the one who asked.

>A) Sure

>B) No

>C) We were just finishing up

>D) Something else

>>49087554
>A) Sure

>>49087541
Fair enough, though the fact that that is the description given for Kuro worries me. Hopefully we can chill out by the time the Chunin Exams roll around.

>>49087554
>>A) Sure

>>49087541
Who has he insulted until they snap? Because I can't recall him purposefully needling someone to violence.

>>49087554
>A) Sure
>D) Something else
Let's make it interesting, full contact allowed, falling off the ceiling is "dying", whichever team has at least one member left on the ceiling when the other team is 'dead" wins.

Basically, treat this like we're having a fight on the outside of the train.

>>49087618
The mist sensei, knocked us out for 5 minutes with one punch. To a certain extent Maya counts, she was gunning for us back there in Suna after that dinner, Jensho seems to hate us so we must have done SOMETHING, and even though we didn't insult her we did try to tackle our sister when she was naked.

>>49087661
Mist sensei is a cock, sister was an accident on her part. We startled her.

>>49087661
Kaya only wanted to fight you back there because her teammates were fighting and she didn't want to be left out. Jensho hates you because you humiliated his girl.
>>49087687
Dice also has a point, Tonakai is a bit of a cock. And Shirou outproduces Italy when it comes to spaghetti.

>>49087713
Jensho's girl shouldn't have been so trash though.

Fuck it, lets just become a chef and chill out with mom. It's safer and less likely to get people pissed off at us.

>>49087554
>A) Sure

>>49087735
>Roll poorly cooking
>Get blacklisted by Hokage
>Forced into the World Congress
>Nuked by Tailed Beast Bomb when a war happens

>>49087754
y u do this, senpai ;;

>>49087589
>>49087616
>>49087749
A wins.
>Writing

>>49087713
Then we do have a habit of unintentionally getting people to beat us up.

>>49087735
>not being s ninja chef and serving people their own asses

>>49087754
>become famous chef
>expand family restaurant into a chain
>get into underground war with Soba King and Ichiraku
>House is burned down by ramen ninjas
>blow up Ichiraku's home office in retaliation
>but it was really a false flag by Soba King
>the 5 nation alliance outlaws our brand
>move to a small nation that flaunts international law
>operate on the fringe, producing black market fast food
>war is declared after noodle-pirates ambush a caravan suspected of hiding us and accidentally decapitate the leader of hidden rain

>>49087778
You let the Mist team join in on your game, though Jensho and Kaya appear to have been dragged along into this by Tenburo. When they get to the ceiling, Tenburo suggest a game like tag, except he's the only one that's it. He explains it that you lose when you fall off the ceiling, but he loses if his jutsu wears off. He explains that the jutsu makes you heavier when he touches you, which makes it harder to stay on the ceiling. Jimmaru likes the idea, and Hakurin is mulling it over. Do you agree with this game?

>A) Yes

>B) No, something else (what?)

>>49087865
>A)

>>49087865
>>A) Yes

>>49087865
>A) Yes

>>49087865
>A) Yes

>>49087894
>>49087925
>>49087935
Earth Style: Weighted Boulder Jutsu tag is a go.

>Writing

>>49087894
>>49087925
>>49087935
>>49088029
You agree to his game along with Hakurin, and Tenburo weaves the signs for something called "Earth Style: Weighted Boulder Jutsu" it's pretty good fun, everyone darting away from him. He tags Kaya first, but she manages to stay on the ceiling. Jimmaru goes down first, after Tenburo tags him. After Jimmaru, it's Jensho after being tagged thrice. To her credit Hakurin manages to dance around his strikes, though she's forced to undo her hair pins, as he repeatedly tags them. Kaya goes down after a second tagging, joining Jimmaru and Jensho on the floor. It's just you, Hakurin, and Tenburo now. You figure he only has a few minutes left, just as Hakurin dodges away from him and towards you.

>A) You can win! Push Hakurin into him (10)

>B) Don't do it (25)

>C) Something else

>>49088131
>>B) Don't do it (25)

What else could we do?

>>49088131
DC to taijutsu Tenburo's own hand to his face?

>>49088178
35, but it wouldn't accomplish anything.

>>49088131
>B) Don't do it (25)

>>49088131
>B) Don't do it (25)

>>49088131
>B)

>>49088146
>>49088201
>>49088216
>>49088224
Okay. Roll to not be a dick.

>1d100, first three

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>49088338

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>49088338

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>49088338

>>49088361
>>49088363
Success!
>Writing

>>49088394
>We're finally not a dick

Proud of your rolls, anons. Except for you >>49088360

Praise harder and receive greater rolls.

>>49088394
You dodge out of Tenburo's way as he carries through past Hakurin to hit you. He manages to tag you eventually, but by then his jutsu is gone. He declares both of you the winner and says that he'll owe you one. Jensho tells him that they had best go back to their sensei, and Tenburo gives your team a wave before heading off with his teammates. You and your team clean up, you've spent the better part of the day on the ceiling, and you're a bit tired.

>A) Go back to your room

>B) Go to the dining car, Jimmaru owes you a drink after all

>C) Something else

>>49088485
>B) Go to the dining car, Jimmaru owes you a drink after all

>>49088485

>B) Go to the dining car, Jimmaru owes you a drink after all

Anon's weren't assholes while I showed. Feels good.

>>49088485
>B)

Going to sleep now, don't burn anything down, please.

>>49088516
>>49088559
>>49088685
B wins. Good night Dice, thanks for coming.

>Writing

Probably run for around another half hour.

>>49088706
You head to the dining car with Hakurin and Jimmaru. When you get there, you all take seats at the bar, and you order the most expensive thing that you're allowed to have, it sounds pretty good, and you cite the drink Jimmaru owes you when the topic of payment comes up. You and Hakurin have a laugh at your teammate's expense, though it's all in good taste. You all have a light dinner there, and shortly after the train is pulling up to the station outside the Hidden Leaf. The porters bring out your team's luggage, and you see the Mist team departing in the distance.

>A) Head home as fast as possible

>B) Walk back with your team at a relaxed pace

>>49088820

>B) Walk back with your team at a relaxed pace

>>49088820
>B) Walk back with your team at a relaxed pace

>>49088820
>B) Walk back with your team at a relaxed pace
That was a HELL of a mission wasn't it, guys?

>>49088820

> C) Walk off into the dusty sunset wearing various wild west headgear.

>>49088866
>>49088878
>>49088899
Your team takes a nice, relaxed pace back to the village, it's nice to finally be back in the Land of Fire, and to have this mission over. You quip that it was "one HELL of a mission," a statement that your team agrees with heartily. When you reach the Gate after maybe half an hour of walking, you all show a form of ID to the guards and you're let through. At this point your team says their goodbyes, Hōōmaru-sensei saying that you'll have some time off after this mission, and to meet in front of the Village Administration Office the day after tomorrow, in the afternoon. You all split up after this, Hakurin heading for the Hyuuga Compound, Jimmaru heading for the Uchiha one, and you and Hōōmaru each heading for a more conventional residential district. It's around nine o'clock when you get home, and you're greeted by your dad.

>What do you say to him?

>>49089038
>BEAR HUG

>>49089038
Tell Dad all about the mission. Maybe leave out the alcohol parts, but this is Kuro's time to vent

>>49089038
"Hey, pops, you wouldn't believe the stuff I've been through."

Give a summary of the fun, glossing over any not-so-flattering moments

>>49089038

"Where's mom, we need to cook."

>>49089038
>Man hug, then crawl up into your room, rub your face all over your bed and pillows, and go to sleep.

>>49089069
Your mother is at work, and you already had dinner.

>>49089038
"I hate trains, they're evil."

>>49089081

What about second dinner?

>>49089050
>>49089072
>>49089068
>>49089066
>>49089099
Shortening the voting period, but the consensus seems to be to tell him about the mission, summarizing it, have a hug, and then crawl into bed.

>While I'm writing, try to come to a consensus about what your father's specialty is It can be anything except fuinjutsu, juinjutsu, jujutsu, or kinjutsu.

>>49089120
Just techniques, or can stats count too?

>>49089069
meth?

>>49089120
What about Jew-jutsu? But seriously, no interesting options there.

>>49089120
what about senjutsu?

>>49089120
Assuming the adaptation is on our mother's side, I'm going to go with Fuinjutsu, and that in recent years he's taken a less active role in the field as he starts working on more theoretical seals. He's still sequestered whenever he and his companions get put to work on more TOP SECRET research, but ultimately he's around more than the average jonin his age might be.

>>49089120
You greet your father, the Tokubetsu Jounin Aomon Nijiiroh, with a manly hug before telling him about your first mission. You don't omit much, just the bit about the alcohol, and the stuff surrounding Hakurin and Momo. You tell him that you were having a pleasant mission until you were ambushed by a team of Mist genin on Kannabi bridge. You tell him that despite the fact that you were close to winning, you got caught in genjutsu. You tell him about getting closer with your team on the road to the Hidden Stone. You tell him about meeting the Tsuchikage. You tell him about your victorious encounters in Hidden Sand. And you tell him that you absolutely hate trains.

After some congratulation from him, you crawl into bed and promtly fall asleep.

>End thread

>>49089099
Train, train take us away
Take us away far away
To the future we will go

>>49089186
I have no clue, Taijusta? I guess. So he can dodge the knives that were thrown for being half the reason the kids were made socially retarded?

>>49089190
http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx88/DandyHandyman/LP%20Final%20Fantasy%20VIII/update9-23.jpg

>>49089171
>>49089165
>>49089148
>>49089152
Special jounin specialize in one aspect of the ninja arts. And I said anything except the ones listed, the Konoha Uzumaki and Namikaze are kind of fascist about fuinjutsu, and juinjutsu, kinjutsu, and jujutsu are all exceedingly rare, the latter two are even banned in most nations.
>>49089168
It could be interesting, if people want it, and can agree on what kind of senjutsu. If you want to know more about senjutsu in this setting, I'm open to talking about it.

>>49089221
oh shit, that was mainly a joke, but I'm all for knowing about sages in this day and age

>>49089221
Tell me of the senjutsu.

>>49089120
Let's see, he's a special jonin, so that means he has only one real specialty and otherwise he's an upper-level chunin. But that one specialty is high enough to put him on the level with jonin.
So whatever it is is some serious shit.

We could go full Yuujiro and pick strength, he so fucking strong that even though his other abilities aren't up to snuff he can still fight at a jonin level.

>>49089221
Whelp, Voting Senjutsu for his field of specialization.

God not senjutsu again. Every fucking quest everyone is obsessed with summons and senjutsu. You know senjutsu isn't something anyone can learn right? You have to already be a #1 top-tier badass mofo before you can even TRY to learn it and only 1 in 100 survives the attempt. Then those who CAN learn it and DO learn it STILL have trouble perfecting it!
JIRAIYA COULDN'T MASTER SENJUTSU! JIRAIYA! AND A SPECIAL JONIN IS SUPPOSED TO?

>>49089237
>>49089239
Senjutsu is still rare, and restricted to some degree. Snake Sages are nonexistent, as you can no longer reverse summon yourself to the Ryuuchi Cave But if you found Ryuuchi Cave, you could learn it.

Toad Sages are the most common, though the majority are nowhere near masters, and use it to augment their strengths, you can still reverse summon yourself to Mount Myoboku.

Slug Sages are rare, because most slug contractees just use the medical applications, but the few that are around are stronger than the average Toad Sage, Slug Sages powers are somewhere between those of Snake and Toad Sages, Shikkotsu Forest isn't a fun place to reverse summon though.

Natural Sages Hashirama-style are rare, they no longer associate with villages if they do, people are unaware of their status, and are experts with senjutsu and wood style, to become a Natural Sage one has to have wood style cells, and overcome them.

Generic Sages are like the majority of Toad Sages, but aren't bound by any contracts. They use senjutsu to boost their attributes.

Tenseigan Sages to not exist, and cannot exist barring something incredibly drastic.

There are (and cannot be) any Six Paths Sages.

There's another kind planned, but that's a secret.