>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>Current SagaSaiyan Saga>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9o8Wx98eM
101'st thread, someone's about to get schooled.
>>49262410Gettin' Rekt 101: Professor Nappa
A year remains until the two Saiyan invaders arrive.You haven't wasted any time so far; you've gathered up the various warriors who will stand against the coming doom, convincing those who were reluctant to join through various methods. Looking back, it's pretty amazing that you convinced the likes of Shen and Yajirobe to fight. Maybe you should consider a career in politics. Once this whole apocalyptic crisis is over, of course. The Dark Nimbus carries you toward Kame House, where Bulma (presumably along with Roshi and Krillin) is currently located. You won't see her all that much for the next year, so you want to make sure you say goodbye, and get any and tell her anything important that you may have to say.This will mark two years of your married life where you and Bulma will be spending a good amount of time apart. Not what you would have wanted, but it is for the good of your son, so sacrifices are worth it.Kame House comes into view, and you leap off of the cloud, doing a few flips for fun before you land on the sandy beach, approaching the door and knocking before letting yourself in.Bulma, Roshi, Krillin, and Turtle have all gathered, and you notice Bulma wearing that Saiyan device on her face. Clever girl must have already fixed it."Tofoo, you're back," Krillin observes, looking over at you. "Did everything go alright on the Lookout?""Did Popo have any advice?" Roshi asks.>A. Actually, Baba fixed it so you were able to get advice from Kami>B. The Dragonballs, and Kami, will be coming back, but not for a year>C. You recruited Yajirobe, Shen, Chichi, and Ox King to join>D. Something else
>>49262493>A.>B.>C.All of the choices
>>49262493>A. Actually, Baba fixed it so you were able to get advice from Kami>B. The Dragonballs, and Kami, will be coming back, but not for a year>C. You recruited Yajirobe, Shen, Chichi, and Ox King to joinIf everyone works their hardest, we might just have a chance. But we can't get cocky. No slacking!
>>49262521ALL OF THEM?!
>>49262493>A.>B.>C.I've been thinking about namefagging but being anything but Anonymous is weird
Did we ever settle on a wish?
>>49262521>>49262537"Actually, Baba fixed it so I was able to get some advice from Kami," you answer. "He'll be back in a year."The shock of the others fills the room, and you can feel their mounting confusion toward what you've said. Krillin is the one who voices the obvious question."Wait, but I thought Kami and the Dragonballs were connected," he says. "So if he's gone, how can he be brought back?""Baba's doing," Roshi answers for you. "She can return souls to the world of the living for a single day. If she brings back Kami, there's a chance that the Dragonballs will return as well.""Well then, what's the wait, for?" Bulma inquires. "Why not bring him and Piccolo back right now?""Piccolo's getting some special training in the Other World," you answer, apprehension in your voice. "He'll be back in a year."The mood changes immediately, with the same fear floating through everyone's minds; if Piccolo gets too powerful, the Saiyans might not be your only worry."Did he say anything else?" Roshi asks hopefully, dispelling some of the tension. "He had me get a few more fighters to join us," you answer."Like who?" Bulma asks."Yajirobe," you answer. "He killed one of Piccolo's children, so he's pretty strong. Then Shen-""WHAT?!" Roshi shrieks. "You brought Crane into this?">A. You can't afford to be picky about your allies right now>B. Not just Shen, but Chichi and Ox King as well>C. Tell Roshi that he and Shen worked well together before, it's time they did that again>D. Something else
>>49262727>B.>C.>D."He didn't believe my story at first and tried to kill me, but the minute I mentioned you would be training Roshi he stepped up to the plate like he couldn't let you beat him."
>>49262727>C. Tell Roshi that he and Shen worked well together before, it's time they did that again>B. Not just Shen, but Chichi and Ox King as well>D. Something else"We're all Earthlings. We're all in this together."Earth Defense Force ho! Let's build a space empire to protect our solar system!
>>49262727>A. You can't afford to be picky about your allies right now>B. Not just Shen, but Chichi and Ox King as well>C. Tell Roshi that he and Shen worked well together before, it's time they did that again
I wonder if there's any technology we can use/prepare. Like missiles set to hit their pods before they get to atmosphere
Reminder that we gotta do as much as we can to mitigate the rape train.Also see if Bulma/Popo can make weighted gear for all.Probably also see who's willing to use the RoSaT for more gains. Finally, tell Goku about the Gravity Chamber.
>>49262773>>49262787>>49262814"He didn't believe my story, at first," you tell Roshi. "But the minute I mentioned that you would be training, he stepped up to the plate. I guess he couldn't let you beat him."Roshi's shock gives way to an expression of both amusement and irritation. "So, that old Crane is still obsessed with proving himself better than me, is he? Well, we can't have that.""The two of you worked well together before," you point out."Maybe it's time to do that again.""Shen and I burned the bridge between us a long time ago," Roshi tells you, a twinge of regret in his otherwise stoic tone. "But, we've come together when it was necessary before. Perhaps we can do so again.""So, you got Yajirobe and Shen," Krillin sums up."Not just them," you correct. "Chichi and Ox King are coming, too!""Chichi?" Krillin asks with pure shock. "You really got her to come train with us? How?">A. She's mostly going to make sure she's strong enough to keep Kanattsu alive>B. She wants their daughter to get the best training possible so she can defend herself>C. Ask Bulma if she got that device working>D. Ask Bulma if she'd be willing to try and make some Saiyan armor for everyone>E. Something else
>>49262950Well the gravity chamber is still at Capsule Corp, everything else we can do in time.
>>49262972>A.>C.>D.Som did Popo get Tien, Chaozu and Yamcha? If not then it's scouter time
>>49262972>A. She's mostly going to make sure she's strong enough to keep Kanattsu alive>D. Ask Bulma if she'd be willing to try and make some Saiyan armor for everyoneI know you're doing a lot already, but...
>>49262972>A. She's mostly going to make sure she's strong enough to keep Kanattsu alive>B. She wants their daughter to get the best training possible so she can defend herself>E. Something elseAsk Bulma if she can ask her dad to improve the gravity chamber, since we are going to tell Goku to us it and us when we can. And if she can improve our weighted clothing to highest weight possible at the moment.
>>49262972>A. She's mostly going to make sure she's strong enough to keep Kanattsu alive>B. She wants their daughter to get the best training possible so she can defend herself>C. Ask Bulma if she got that device working>D. Ask Bulma if she'd be willing to try and make some Saiyan armor for everyone
>>49262972>E. I gave her a tumble, it's good to be the World's Strongest
I wonder how much stronger we can manage to make everyone compared to canon.They kinda slacked a lot during the training time. Goku fucked around on Snake Way and the others just sort of did light training.
>>49263055>>49263035>>49263033"She's mostly going to make sure she's strong enough to protect Konattsu, and wants Konattsu strong enough to defend herself," you explain to Krillin."Wait, she's bringing our daughter to train, too?!" Krillin asks with shock."Goku's doing it," Bulma points out. "She's your and Chichi's kid, so she should be able to get pretty strong.""She's four!" Krillin shouts, turning toward Bulma. "What, should we bring your kid while we're at it?""Enough," Roshi tells the two of them. "This is no time for bickering. Krillin, you and Chichi can decide what you want to do about your daughter, but your wife fighting should be a good thing.""She couldn't even handle Piccolo," Krillin points out. "What's she going to do against a couple of Saiyans?""You couldn't stand up to Piccolo, either," Bulma reminds him. "That's kind of why everyone's going to train, so they can get strong enough."Sighing with defeat, Krillin nods. "Well, I guess that we should start gathering the others.""Did you get that device working?" you ask Bulma.She nods. "And I've already picked up on the others. Yamcha stopped here, and just left before you showed up. He's going to get Tenshinhan and Chaozu.""Popo will bring everyone to the Lookout," you explain. "Bulma, can you ask your dad to do some work on the gravity chamber? I'm going to tell Goku about it, and use it when I can.""Sure," your wife tells you. "And with me helping him, we should be able to make some improvements in no time.""Actually, I was hoping you could make some Saiyan armor for everyone," you tell her.Bulma frowns. "Why do you seem to think I'm a clothing store?!">A. Apologize>B. Nevermind, Popo should be able to make good training clothes and such>C. Say goodbye to Bulma>D. Tell her you'll visit when you can
Feels good when ningens make little groups to kill other ningens
>>49263176>Goku fucked around on Snake WayPiccolo is going to be absolutely terrifying.
>>49263196>E. Yes (jokingly)Then>A. Apologize>C. Say goodbye to Bulma>D. Tell her you'll visit when you can
>>49263198So kill him the minute the fight is over got it
>>49263239This kills the Kami.Calling it now that SOM won't have Piccolo use higher Kaioken than Goku did to beat Vegeta becauee his Namekian biology allows him to heal it.
>>49263196>A. Apologize>C. Say goodbye to Bulma>D. Tell her you'll visit when you can
>>49263196>A. ApologizeOh. I'm sorry. We're going to train nonstop for the next year to save the earth from hostile aliens, pushing our minds and bodies to their limits. We'll be the front and only line against a total genocide of the planet. I guess somewhere in there I forgot how horrible and inconvenient making armor would be to you. How selfish of me.>C. Say goodbye to BulmaBitch plz
>>49263237>>49263273"Sorry," you tell your wife.Bulma glares at you for a moment, and under her furious gaze, you find yourself more terrified than you ever were when you stood up to Raditz. But, her expression changes to a confident smile, and you relax.She steps toward you, grabbing you by the collar and pulling you in for a kiss. As she pulls back, you look down into her eyes, which stare back into yours with determination. Bulma may not be a fighter, but she has a willpower the greatest martial arts masters would envy. A lot of things have drawn you to Bulma; her looks, her brains, but her strong will is one of her most attractive qualities.She won't be fighting on the front lines, but you know she'll work just as hard as you to make sure everyone's ready for the Saiyans."Goodbye, Bulma," you tell her. "I'll visit when I can."She nods, a stern expression on her face. "Only when you can, Tofoo. I want you coming back to me when this is all over, so if I find you slacking off on your training just so you can visit, I'll kill you before the Saiyans even get here, got it?">A. Got it>B. Head for the Lookout>C. Go find Goku and Kori >D. Something else
>>49263357>>>49263239 (You) #>This kills the Kami.>Calling it now that SOM won't have Piccolo use higher Kaioken than Goku did to beat Vegeta becauee his Namekian biology allows him to heal it.If only
>>49263409>A. Got it>C. Go find Goku and Kori Make one last visit telling them about the Gravity Chamber
BUILD A WALL AROUND THE EARTH AND MAKE THE PTO PAY FOR IT!
>>49263409>A. Got it>C. Go find Goku and Kori
>>49263456Ki blasts can't blow up planets!The saiyan home world was destroyed by meteors.
>>49263431Making some assumptions there>>49263494Too late, already died once
>>49263456You have uge mind
>>49263508As if Dr.Briefs doesn't have a secret clone lab.Why do you think Lapis is still alive.
>>49263508Qoutes the wrong one meant>>49263357
Som dc to figure out away to boost our attacks with our life force and hit waaaaay above our wheight class
>>49263433>>49263449"Got it," you answer, smiling at Bulma.Goodbyes taken care of, you leave Kame House, hopping back onto the Dark Nimbus and flying off in search of Goku. Popo should be rounding up the others right now, so you should have time to pay your friend a visit, and then head for Kami's Lookout.Searching for Goku's energy, you're able to sense him far to the North. Odds are that he's gone to Jingle Village to let his wife know what he and his daughter are up to."That way, Nimbus," you tell your cloud, which heads off in Goku's direction.It seems a bit odd that you can always find Goku, yet you couldn't sense Raditz until you were half way to his location. Whatever the reason for it, it's at least convenient, and not too long before you find yourself in the frozen Northern region.Landing outside of Goku's home, you make your way to the door just in time for it to open. Suno stands in the doorway, and her usual bright smile is replaced by an expression of deep worry."Hey, Tofoo," she greets as pleasantly as she can manage.>A. Ask if Goku told her what's going on>B. Say hello>C. Ask to speak with Goku and Kori>D. Go to the Lookout>E. Ask if you can talk to Eighter>F. Something else
>>49263578The assumption that we're going to train hard and fight powerful hostile aliens?
>>49263690Ask Shen or Tenshinhan, and they can give you some insight
>>49263702>B. Say hello>C. Ask to speak with Goku and Kori>E. Ask if you can talk to EighterGather them up and>A. Ask if Goku told her what's going onWe should train with Goku and beat him to a pulp to zenkai
>>49263702>A. Ask if Goku told her what's going on>B. Say hello>C. Ask to speak with Goku and Kori
>>49263702>B. Say hello>A. Ask if Goku told her what's going on>C. Ask to speak with Goku and Kori
>>49263751You don't know what that is
>>49263722>Ask Shen>The attack is enough to off both Saiyans at once>The catch is that it's Final Explosion
>>49263794Why didn't we take Raditz' Saiyan Handbook?
So does anyone have any idea on what we should do? We could go with the using life force idea but then were just copying tien
>>49263823We could use someone else's life force.
>>49263823Probably train at full power this time instead of doing short bursts like we did last time, something similar to how Goku and Gohan did to get used to their SSJ state, except for us to get used to going at full power and making sure it doesn't leak any unnecessary energy, compared to the auras of the others where it starts making noise from their energy flaring.
>>49263823So if I'm not mistaken our current arsenal is>Kamehameha>Bear Shout>Bear Claw>Lightning Fist>Eight-Arm Technique>Super Explosive WaveWe have a few options here then for training, including:>Training our physical prowess, increase strength, endurance, speed>Enhancing our existing ki techniques, learn to use them with better control or effect>Trying to master at least one new technique, existing or otherwise (Super Kamehameha, Dodon Ray, Kikoho, etc)>Working on some combo moves with the other guys
>>49263933Forgot Power Geyser and Light shot
>>49263730>>49263776"Hello, Suno," you greet your old friend. "I'm guessing Goku told you what's going on."She nods silently. "Yeah. Looks like you guys have a lot of trouble to deal with again."That's certainly an understatement, but judging by Suno's current expression, illustrating just how dangerous this whole business is would probably not be a good idea. The poor woman's worried enough as it is."Can I talk to Goku and Kori?" you say instead."Sure," she tells you politely. "I'll go make some hot chocolate."Once you're let into the house, you find Goku in the living room with Eighter, and hear the sounds of someone rummaging around in one of the back rooms. Kori must be packing some things."Tofoo," Goku greets as you approach. "Hello, Tofoo," Eighter greets pleasantly. He manages a smile, but he looks just as worried as Suno.>A. Say hello>B. Tell Goku about the gravity chamber>C. Ask Eighter to help fight off the Saiyans>D. Ask Goku and Kori to come to the Lookout>E. Remind Goku not to go easy on Kori>F. Something else
>>49263965I did forget Light Shot, but what's Power Geyser?
>>49263973>A. Say hello>B. Tell Goku about the gravity chamber>E. Remind Goku not to go easy on Kori
>>49263978You uppercut someone into the air, then punch them down onto the ground, landing on top of them and putting a powerful blast of energy into their chest or face
>>49263973>A. Say hello>B. Tell Goku about the gravity chamber>C. Ask Eighter to help fight off the Saiyans>E. Remind Goku not to go easy on KoriWonder if Bulma could upgrade Eighter somehow?>>49264000That's metal as fuck, why don't we do that more often
>>49263933How about a light shot barrage, that one anon who suggested a move called Flopping Fish sounds fun. I am down for a ki nail bear claw
>>49263409>>49263196>just got back from town>nobody tried to explain to bulma that the saiyan armor was practically indestructible and could easily save our livesREEEEEEEE
>>49264000Can we make a technique where we use the opponent's gastrointestinal tract as a condom for fornicating with their skull?
Dc to make lightning punch into chidori
>>49263973>B. Tell Goku about the gravity chamber>D. Ask Goku and Kori to come to the Lookout>E. Remind Goku not to go easy on KoriI mean, I know how dickish that sounds, but it's better than letting the kid be defenseless. We've got to go all out here.
>>49263973>B.>D.Everyone is coming to train there.>E.And don't forget to train her tail.
>>49263973>A. Say hello>B. Tell Goku about the gravity chamber>D. Ask Goku and Kori to come to the Lookout>E. Remind Goku not to go easy on Kori"Also don't forget to train Kori's tail"
>>49264050But I don't want to kill Bulma. >>49264024Because ki blast barrage always works. I feel like we're on the fast track to becoming Vegeta, let's not become Vegeta.
>>49263997GRAVITY CHAMBER, HOO! WE WILL ALL BECOME MUSCLE WIZARDS BEYOND REPROACH!
>>49264050How about a lightning infused kick
>>49263933>>49263965>>49264000>>49264024Okay so actual current skills are>Kamehameha>Bear Shout>Bear Claw>Lightning Fist>Eight-Arm Technique>Super Explosive Wave>Light Shot>Power Geyser>Wolf Fang Fist (we never ever use this but we know it)Techniques we could potentially learn are>Light Shot Barrage (Hellzone Grenade?)>Super Kamehameha (get Krillin to teach us)>Dodon Ray>Super Bear Shout (basically mouth kamehameha?)>Flopping Fish (quoth anon: "Rush slam elbow or punch into persons stomach, then lift them up in the air with a strong uppercut and quickly grab their legs and start spinning them before letting them go aimming at the ground so they bounce.")
>>49264091You forgot chidori
>>49264048Gohan, get back to studying
>>49264126And the thing tine does
>>49264126Isn't that Lightning Fist?
>>49264091Dodonpa is another "nuke" type ki skill we could learn, I think we need more physical type moves. Also Solar Flare might be useful Tofoo usually goes on the defensive to find an opening while fighting but Solar Flare can create it's own openings
>>49264154It lacks the piercing element
>>49264182I dont think you can get much more piercing than zapping someone with fucking lightning>>49264155Dodonpa = Dodon Ray, you might be thinking of the Kikoho. That and Solar Flare would be really handy to have for defense and desperation
>>49263997>>49264051>>49264073"Hey," you greet your old friend. "What's wrong?" Goku asks. "How come you aren't out training?""I wanted to tell you about something Bulma and her dad have been working on," you answer, approaching one of the chairs and taking a seat beside the warm fire. "They've made a gravity chamber. It makes things heavier, like in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.""Really?" Goku asks, sounding interested.You give a nod. "It's only up to two times gravity right now, but they should be able to upgrade it. Until then, why don't you and Kori come to the Lookout?"Goku glances back toward his daughter's room. "I don't know if she's ready to train with the rest of you.""You can't go easy on her," you warn. "Not when there's so much at stake."Your friend glares at you for a moment, either not appreciating being told how to be a parent, or your accusation that he's going to be lax with this."Fine, I'll bring her," he tells you."Make sure you train her tail," you add."Right, don't want her to lose the way Raditz did," Goku agrees.>A. Ask Eighter to join in the fight>B. Tell Eighter Bulma and Doctor Briefs could probably give him some nice upgrades>C. Head to the Lookout>D. Something else
>A>>49264215Sticking your fist through someone's chest is better then punching them
>>49264229>A. Ask Eighter to join in the fight>B. Tell Eighter Bulma and Doctor Briefs could probably give him some nice upgrades"I know you don't like fighting, but everything is at stake here. Even if you don't want to fight, you should at least be prepared to defend yourself or Kori."
>>49264255Shit forgot to add B
>>49264229>D. Something elseI feel like we should make some sort of gesture of friendship or something with Goku. Our relationship has been growing patchy.
>>49264229>C.Guys Eighter doesn't like fighting we shouldn't force him>>49264215You are right I was thinking of the one that Chaozu does when he charges it up instead of firing it off like bullets
>>49264229>>A. Ask Eighter to join in the fight>>B. Tell Eighter Bulma and Doctor Briefs could probably give him some nice upgrades Like giving him some balls.
>>49264229>C. Head to the LookoutYeah, leave Eighter out of this. It's just going to be more work for our wife and Dr.Briefs so there is going to be even bigger delays with the other stuff. Not to mention Suno's going to be alone.
>>49264316This is me but I also want to support this>>49264309Hug him and tell him with all of us working together we can save the Earth and return to our peaceful lives.
>>49264229>C. Head to the Lookout
>>49264319>>49264316>>49264309>>49264288>>49264272>>49264255>FightingTofooGokuKoriKrillinOx KingYamchaTenshinhanChaozuShenRoshiYajirobe>Possibly fightingChichiKonattsuEighterNot a bad roster, guys
>>49264316Your right lets just stay at home to because we don't like leaving our family
>>49264229>>C. Head to the LookoutLeave Eighter out. He hates fighting and he's probably been surpassed
>>49264361Supporting the bro hug
>>49263933We also have Reflecto Hands, a guidable Ki blob called Light shot, and a Barrier that takes fucktons of energy but can tank a blast.
>>49264309>>49264316>>49264361It's about time you get going.Rising to your feet, you walk over to Goku, offering him your hand. He stares at it curiously before reaching out to shake it, but once he grabs it, you pull him to his feet and give him a hug."Let's train hard," you tell him, stepping away. "With all of us working together, we'll win this thing and all go home."A smile works its way onto your friend's face, and the room feels a little bit brighter. He nods with confidence, and you take your leave, heading for the Lookout.Upon your arrival, you see that things are a bit chaotic.Roshi and Shen are shouting at one another, while Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Yamcha, and Ox King watch with mortification. Krillin and Chichi are with their daughter, who throws punches and kicks at them which they easily block. And, Yajirobe is sitting in a corner, eating.>A. Go talk to Roshi and Shen>B. Go talk to Krillin and Chichi>C. Go talk to Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and Yamcha>D. Go talk to Yajirobe>E. Find Popo
>>49264374>Not a bad casualty list, guysfixed that for you
>>49264553>A. Go talk to Roshi and ShenFug
>>49264553>A. Go talk to Roshi and Shen
>>49264567My thoughts exactly>>49264553>E.Let's find him and get started in his impressions of our warriors and start their training
>>49264553>B. Go talk to Krillin and ChichiHave we seen destructo disk yet? I feel like a common sense tactic would be training people to run distraction while he pulls that off.>A. Go talk to Roshi and ShenFuck it. Let's be assholes and rile up their competitiveness>C. Go talk to Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and YamchaAfter
>>49264567If we die again we had better find the Metamorans.
>Listen up maggots this is the most important thing any of you will ever do so stop wasting time and get to training
>>49264553>A. Go talk to Roshi and ShenThey better not complain about their bad friendship, considering the fact that both Tofoo and Goku have an even rockier one since our past and him killing us.
>>49264616He hasn't invented that yet
>>49264626"Shen is being a jerk!""Roshi is a doddering old fool""Did either of you literally murder the other? No? Then suck it up!"
>>49264626Goku and us are basically polar opposites of both Roshi and Shen in a sense.
>>49264626>>49264651Seconding the murder pseudo guilt trip
>>49264691Speaking of Roshi and Shen we need to start calling things pretty again.
>>49264553>A. Go talk to Roshi and ShenGo knock them both on the head hard enough to leave a welt."If you have the strength left to argue, you should be training."
>>49264626>>49264574Roshi and Shen's bickering is going to be a problem unless it's dealt with quickly. It seems obvious that their students aren't going to do anything to stop it (even Tenshinhan looks like he wants absolutely nothing to do with that old feud), so it's probably going to fall to you to do something about it.And, if not, Popo can probably deal with it, wherever he is."Don't give me that!" Shen shouts to Roshi as you approach. "You destroyed it!" Roshi shouts back. "It was the only chance I had, and you took it!""The only reason you were after it in the first place is because you're a coward," Shen tells him. "Right, and it was courage that made you and Tao go after it," Roshi counters.You aren't quite sure what they're arguing about, but the bitterness in both of their voices is palpable. They've always been jerks to one another, but this feels extremely personal, like something more serious than different ideals in martial arts.>A. Ask what this is about>B. Tell them to suck it up. Their broken friendship isn't important right now>C. Tell them they're being stupid; if you and Goku can work together after one of you killed the other, they can do the same>D. Something else
>>49264806>A. Ask what this is aboutAnd if they act like little bitches about it>>C. Tell them they're being stupid; if you and Goku can work together after one of you killed the other, they can do the sameBut it all depends on what the issue is I guess.
>>49264806>C. Tell them they're being stupid; if you and Goku can work together after one of you killed the other, they can do the samedoesn't matter what it's about. Get back to work
>>49264806>C. Tell them they're being stupid; if you and Goku can work together after one of you killed the other, they can do the same
>>49264859Fountain of Youth. It's how Baba, Roshi, Shen and Tao lived long a lot
>>49264806>A. Ask what this is aboutif it's something stupid add>C. Tell them they're being stupid; if you and Goku can work together after one of you killed the other, they can do the same."He also killed my parents."
It's about the fountain of youth
>>49264909>>49264866>>49264859"What's this about?" you demand of the two old masters as you approach."What this is about is none of your concern," Shen answers, his voice dripping with venom."What's wrong, Shen?" Roshi asks. "You'll talk about that you did when it's just us, but not him? Guilty conscience, perhaps?""Ha! Your stupid jokes are as lame as ever," Shen tells Roshi. "I don't feel any guilt over what happened.""After what you did to her, you really feel nothing?!" Roshi demands."What, don't tell me you're surprised," Shen answers. "Besides, it's your fault it was destroyed in the first place.""You lousy liar!" Roshi shouts, starting toward the other hermit.Having enough of this, you step between the two of them, glaring at both."You're being stupid," you tell them. "If Goku and I can work together after he killed me, you two can work together after whatever you're mad about.""Wait, Goku killed you?" Shen asks, flabbergasted. "Then how are you here?!""Never mind that," you tell him. "If you two have energy to argue, you have energy to train.""Spare me the lectures," Shen tells you irritably. "You're a child. I'd lived for centuries before you were even a twinkle in your father's eye!""And besides, when Goku killed you, you came back," Roshi points out. "She didn't.""Neither did my parents," you counter.Some of the anger vanishes from Roshi's face."I've had enough of this," Shen tells you both. "Let me know when the actual training is going to get started."He turns and walks off, leaving you and Roshi alone.>A. Ask Roshi what all of that was about>B. Go after Shen>C. Go talk to Krillin and Chichi>D. Find Popo>E. Talk to Yamcha and the others
>>49265197>A. Ask Roshi what all of that was about
>>49265197>A. Ask Roshi what all of that was aboutBaba can sense her coin purse tingling
>>49265197>>E. Talk to Yamcha and the othersThinking about it, I do give Bleach credit for not including ayy lmaos.
>>49265327>Implying there's anything wrong with ayy lmaos>Not wanting alien ghosts
So what happened with our wish?
>>49265234>>49265244"What was all of that about?" you ask Roshi."Something I don't want to talk about," the old master answers. "Come and get me when it's time for training to start."Like Shen, he turns and walks away."I know we need all of the help we can get, but bringing those two together was probably a bad idea."Looking toward the voice, you see Tenshinhan approaching, Yamcha and Chaozu beside him.>A. No, this will be a good thing, you just need Roshi and Shen to get over whatever this is>B. Ask how they've been>C. Something else
>>49265442>A. No, this will be a good thing, you just need Roshi and Shen to get over whatever this is>B. Ask how they've been
>>49265442>A. No, this will be a good thing, you just need Roshi and Shen to get over whatever this is>B. Ask how they've beenI hope you guys are ready to train harder than ever before!
>>49265442>A. No, this will be a good thing, you just need Roshi and Shen to get over whatever this is>B. Ask how they've been"Hope none of you were slacking off these years."
>>49265442>A.>B.They have been rivals for years, they will push each other to be as strong as they can, once they learn to work together again they will be a formidable force.
So guys, when do we bitch slap Shen?
>>49265463"This'll be a good thing," you promise Tenshinhan. "They just need to get over whatever this is, then they'll make a strong team.""I don't think they can get over this," Yamcha tells you. "Shen and Roshi hate each other, and they've hated each other for hundreds of years. That's really not something you just forget.""Trust me, they're rivals, and that'l push them to become stronger," you tell him. "So, how have you guys been? Not slacking off, I hope. You've got to be ready to train harder than ever before.""We're ready," Yamcha promises."Yeah, we'll catch up with you before you know it," Tenshinhan agrees.>A. Yeah, right>B. Good luck>C. They'd better>D. Find Popo>E. Something else
>>49265742>C.>D.Gather everyone, I will find Mr. Popo it's time to start our training.
>>49265742>C. They'd better>B. Good luck"Goku's brother was no slouch and the two that are coming are stronger than him.">D. Find Popo
>>49265742>C. They'd better>E. Something elseRight, Yajirobe is being a lazy hungry shit isn't he. How do we deal with that?
>>49265842We set goals and don't let him eat until he gets there.
>>49265842Tell Popo to enchant his food whenever he doesn't train.
>>49265904So the po style of teaching
>>49265788>>49265762>>49265815"You'd better," you warn. "Goku's brother was a monster, and the two that are coming are even stronger than him.""We'll be ready!" Chaozu promises."Good luck," you tell your friends.Everyone's here, so it's time to go ahead and find Popo.The first place you check happens to be where you find him. He's in his workshop, and seems to be in the process of creating uniforms for everyone. They all mostly look like what everyone's wearing now, though Chichi's clothing looks a lot like what she wore at the last tournament."Greetings, Tofoo," Popo says when he sees you. "Have taken care of everything?">A. Yes>B. Everyone's ready to train>C. Ask what he thinks you should do>D. Something else
>>49266174>B. Everyone's ready to train>C. Ask what he thinks you should do>D. Something elseMake sure Yajirobe trains too.
>>49266221This, especially the Yajirobe part. He will try to weasel out of it.
>>49266174>A. Yes>>B. Everyone's ready to train>>>C. Ask what he thinks you should do>>>>D. Ask how all these squares make a circle.
>>49266174>B. Everyone's ready to train>C. Ask what he thinks you should do"The biggest concern is between Roshi and Shen's grudge between each other, as well as whether or not Yajirobe is actually going to train or just end up sitting under that palm tree for the entire year just eating,"
>>49266274>>49266221"Everyone's ready to train," you tell Popo. "But Roshi and Shen's grudge is going to cause trouble, and we need to make sure Yajirobe trains instead of just sitting under that palm tree eating for a whole year.""I see," Popo tells you. "I will teach them all as best I can, beginning with the lessons I taught you and Goku. I can make them all stronger, but I cannot change their hearts. Roshi and Shen may never get along.""Well, what should I do?" you ask."You could try talking to them, or you could train yourself here while you wait for me to teach the others their first lessons," Popo answers, handing you a new set of clothes. "I've increased the weight on your uniform.">A. Thank him>B. Find Shen>C. Find Roshi>D. Go train>E. Something else
>>49266372>A. Thank him>D. Go train>E. Something elseWe should start a spar between us + as many of the low power level scrubs as possible. It'll train them to work together to beat a much tougher enemy.I doubt we could handle Tien and Yamcha together, and Yajirobe and Krillin might be a gamble.But we would probably be able to handle Shen, Roshi, Ox King, Chiaotzu, Chi-Chi, and Eighter.
>>49266372>A. Thank him>>D. Go trainTime for Gravity Chamber!
>>49266415So you saying that we should simulate the nappa rape train?
>>49266446Yes, simulate the Nappa rape train.
>>49266446Have another Daikon moment where the dice kept winning.
>>49266446I like this idea but one bad roll and Tofoo is going to get hit hard but fun. Keep it to the low levels if we do this with Tien and Yamcha they could stop us
>>49266372ADWe should definitely have beating the shit out of people until they learn to work as a team and get good as ting we do
>>49266415That's a really good idea, actually. It'll also train us to better fight against multiple opponents at once, especially since World's Strongest was so tough.Then, once everyone's beefed up a bit, maybe we can try the room of space and time out.
>>49266446>>49266439>A. Go train at Capsule Corp's gravity chamber>B. Go challenge some of the weaker fighters to a battle
>>49266521>B. Go challenge some of the weaker fighters to a battle
>>49266521>>A. Go train at Capsule Corp's gravity chamber
>>49266521>B. Go challenge some of the weaker fighters to a battleEnough to make it slightly uneven in Tofoo's favor. We're gonna roleplay as the Nappa.
>>49266578Our skill set kind of matches too
>>49266599>>49266578>>49266571>>49266541>>49266532"Thanks," you tell Popo.He nods before returning to his work, and you prepare to put the new outfit on. But then, you have an idea. If you want these guys to take this threat seriously, maybe you should give them a taste of just how outclassed they are. You could group a few of them together, and face them alone. You'd outclass them like Raditz did in your battle, and you'd show them just what sort of force they're up against.But, who should you start with?>A. Roshi and Shen>B. Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Yamcha, and Ox King>C. Krillin and Chichi>D. Krillin, Yamcha, Ox King>E. Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Yamcha>F. Chichi, Ox King, Yajirobe>G. (Different combination)
>>49266673Let's fight them all, starting with roshi and shen.Even together they're no match, and i don't think they properly understand that.
>>49266673>G. (Different combination)How many can we realistically handle?If those ARE the lists of what we can handle, try Krillin + Chichi or Roshi + ShenBut we should be able to handle Krillin, Chichi, Roshi and Shen
>>49266673>A.Let's get this out of the way at least with them giving them a common enemy might bond them, or they will get in each others way and give us openings
>>49266709>>49266698You can try them all if you want, though that won't be as much of a rape train
>>49266673>A. Roshi and ShenWe haven't even said hi to Ox King yet, let's leave him out until we properly say hello
>>49266723I mean like in sets.Fight, break to regain energy, fight again.Until we've fought everyone, so that they'll know the feeling of fighting a raditz.
>>49266723Well I just want to beat them in a many v 1 battle, not LE RAEP themActually, can we start the rape train on Bulma and Lazuli?
>>49266741Do you like having a penis?
>>49266754RIP Kochin, we hardly knew ye.
>>49266754>.>;Well we can start the lesbian rape train I guess
>>49266726>>49266711Roshi and Shen are letting their vendetta get in the way here. So, maybe you can show them just how much trouble that can get them in. You outclass them entirely, just like Raditz outclassed you, Goku, and Piccolo.Time for a demonstration of what kind of fight they can expect.Rounding up the two men for training, you tell them that they'll be working together to fight against you."You want me to work with him?" Roshi asks angrily."Just stay out of my way, old fool," Shen instructs. "I'll handle this myself.">A. Attack head on (46)>B. Afterimage attack (36)>C. Defend and counter (22)>D. Something else
>>49266965>C. Defend and counter (22)Stonewall the shit out of everything they've got
>>49266965>>A. Attack head on (46)Balls to the wall, all out.
>>49266965>B. Afterimage attack (36)
>>49266965>A, by suplexing Shen into Roshi
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>49267225
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>49267225
Lewds feed the dice
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>49267225
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>49267225First we let it POPthen we let it ROLL
Those dice scare me
>>49267238Thanks anonGood to know we didn't get devastated
>>49267072Supporting suplexDon't stop there, act like you're really about to kill them, hold an energy ball millimeters from their faces. Let them feel the heat off it.
Rolled 36, 26, 85, 31, 12, 70, 25, 67 = 352 (8d100)>>49267270Then what aboutTHESE ROLLS?
>>49267292Don't quit your day job.
>>49267292I'm going to keep feeding the dice
>>49267272Inb4 "Raditz was to me, as i am now, as i am to you. Double it and add some more on top. That's what's coming."
>>49267334You saying there is a saiyan in Tofoo?
>>49267236>>49267238>>49267247They're already bickering and cocky. Perfect.As they continue their back and forth, you rush forward, uppercutting Shen and throwing him high into the air. Grabbing his legs, you spin and throw him to the ground with such force that he bounces.As Shen impacts on the ground a second time, you switch your attention to Roshi, moving at top speed toward the Turtle Hermit, who attempts to make use of the Afterimage technique.You can sense his movement, so you aren't fooled. You quickly run him down and move behind him, gripping his waist and leaping into the air. You backflip so that both of you are upside down, then dive toward the ground, releasing Roshi at the last moment and causing him to impact with such force that you're pretty sure he's knocked unconscious.The other fighters stare at you with wide eyes, a few of them looking quite confused and even angry.>A. This is how outclassed everyone is right now>B. Challenge them all to fight you>C. See if Shen's still awake>D. Something else
>>49267353Are you saying that SOM is just railroading us into a life of sex-slavery to the Saiyans?
>>49267370>>A. This is how outclassed everyone is right now>>B. Challenge them all to fight youInb4 if we don't check on Shen he dies
>>49267370>A. This is how outclassed everyone is right now>B. Challenge them all to fight you
>>49267370>A, with >>49267334They all need to understand this.
>>49267370>D. "Right now, i'm your stand-in for nappa. Just as outclassed as you are, so was i. Come, i'll take you all on at once if it'll prove my point.">B. Challenge them all to fight youShould be easier with roshi and shen knocked the fuck out.
>>49267370>A.Radditz was three times stronger than Goku, Piccolo and I. The other two coming are even stronger than him. They won't hold back, they will take every advantage and always go for a killing blow. That is why we need to combine our efforts, learn to work together and train as hard as we can.>B.
>>49267412stand-in for raditz, even.
>>49267380We're already a sex slave, to Bulma.
>>49267495Bulma can put the fear of Kami into a man
>>49267370>A."This is what I can do to all of you. You didn't see what Raditz did to me and Goku, and Picollo's DEAD because of him. The Saiyans coming here are even stronger than he was. You need to get it through your heads that we can't afford to fight each other anymore. Because if they show up and we're not ready, they'll kill us before we even have a chance to feel it. And while you're bickering with each other, Picollo is training in the other world. Think he's going to just sit back and get friendly with all of us once the Saiyans are defeated? He's going to want to make another grab at the world, and we need to be ready for that, too. So get your shit together and stand back up, because we are GOING to be ready when those Saiyans show up next year!"
>>49267412>>49267407"This is how outclassed everyone is right now," you explain to the others. "Raditz was as strong compared to me as I am compared to Roshi and Shen. And the Saiyans that are coming are much stronger than he was."They're all listening, but you want to make sure that the message is clear."All of you, come at me," you demand, dropping into a defensive stance."Tofoo, calm down," Krillin says. "We get it, this is serious. But, we're not all going to attack you.">A. Fine then, you'll attack (choose a target)>B. Tell Krillin he isn't taking this seriously enough>C. Something else
>>49267569>>A. Fine then, you'll attack (choose a target)kurinin
>>49267511>Bulma>KamiWe really do need that God Ki for us and our family, great thinking anon
>>49267569>A. Fine then, you'll attack (Krillin)
>>49267569>A. Fine then, you'll attack (choose a target)Flying-kick Yamcha in the face
>>49267569>A. Fine then, you'll attack (choose a target)Chi-Chi but don't say anything, just do it
>>49267569oh krillin gon' get ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>49267569Attack krillin first
>>49267569>I want you to do this so you can see the one advantage we might have. Our numbers and teamwork. With that even if they are stronger than us we will beat them. And Krillin, you know how strong Raditz was, he literally hit you through a wall, and he said he was nothing compared to the others coming.
>>49267569Mention Raditz was toying with us at first, then he started to get serious, but was still looking down at us. The two that are coming won't be the same as Raditz, they won't play around, they might not even have the same weakness with their tails as we go lucky with Raditz.
>>49267569>C.I say end it there and have Popo start the training we received for the 23 WMA
>B.Let them know how tough it is, but don't make it seem completely hopeless and want to give up.
>>49267569Let all the times you got your shit pushed come out this one time. Be fucking merciless. They need to understand just how utterly fucked we all are if they don't push themselves 110% every single second until Vegemite and Ratata get here.
>>49267670>Vegemite and RatataHah
>>49267670This, they need to know the despair of being helpless despite everything.Hell, combo up with goku and turn it into vegeta + nappa.
>>49267607>>A. Fine then, you'll attack (choose a target)>Chi-Chi but don't say anything, just do itHAs my support.
>>49267607>>49267588Krillin and chichi at once works for me.
>>49267609>>49267588>>49267579"Fine then," you tell your friend. "I'll attack."With that, you begin rushing right toward Krillin, who gulps and gets into a defensive position. He won't be strong enough to stop you, and he knows it.Chichi leaps in front of him, cupping her hands at her side."KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!" She shouts, firing a blue wave of energy directly at your face.>A. Stop and sidestep it, then attack (46)>B. Deflect it (28)>C. Dodge and charge Chichi (32)>D. Something else
>>49267785>>A. Stop and sidestep it, then attack (46)
>>49267785DC to deflect it back at her?
>>49267785DC to deflect it at Krillin and go after Chichi?
>>49267785>C. Dodge and charge Chichi (32)
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>49267814mite b cool
>>49267814DC to deflect it at Konnatsu?
>>49267785>C. Dodge and charge Chichi (32)>>49267841That's way too extreme
>>49267841Dude, do you want everyone to hate you?
>>49267785>A, trip Chichi and throw her into Krillin then again tell the others to attack, if they protest tell them it is good training for you as well
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>49267814Deflect it back and add a little one of your own while shouting "DOUBLE RAPPUKEN!"
>>49267893>>49267871>>49267837>>49267824>>49267832>>492678143 way tie
>>49267938Return to sender.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>49267814>>49267938Final roll, dice gods be with us
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>49267949fuck. didn't roll.
>>49267938C won SOM. It has 3 A has 2, and the write in has 1.
>>49267938C won, the ones for the 59 were just one person and the others asking dc for something else
>>49267885I want everyone to know what the Saiyans are willing to do
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>49267964
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>49267964>>49267977wew
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>49267964
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>49267964For realz this time.
>>49267966>>49267965>>49267871>>49267837>>49267824You're right, I miscountedROLL
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>49267997
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>49267997But we already rolled.
These dice I swear
>>49267977>>49267987>>49267991GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.We're going to eat it, aren't we?
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>49267997
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>49267997Thank fucking god
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>49267997
>>49267997thank you for saving my shit rolls
>>49268011>>49268013>>49268024Chichi reacted quickly, and her aim is true. That blast is coming right for your face, and despite the difference in your powers, it could hurt.At the last moment, you leap over Chichi's sneak attack, taking to the air and diving down toward her with such speed that she can't react. You elbow her in the face, sending her to the ground and sliding away before you knee Krillin in the spot where his nose should be, throwing him to the ground as well."That does it!" Yamcha shouts. "Come on, Tenshinhan!"Looking over, you spot both Yamcha and Tenshinhan racing toward you, while Chaozu hangs back.The two warriors leap at you, charging forward and attacking.>A. Defend and counter (36)>B. Race past them and attack Chaozu (59)>C. Light Shots (46)>D. Something else
>>49268039Enjoy my mercy while you can, for when the Saiyans arrive, you shall receive none
>>49268126>A. Defend and counter (36)They're pretty stronk, and our rolls aren't good tonight.
>>49268126>AHow strong was Raditz's Double Sunday compared to our Kamehameha?
>>49268126Whats the DC to send a Light Shot at Chaozu while we counter Tien and Yamcha, we know about his stomach pain powers.
>>49268171The combined Kamehameha could have overpowered it
>>49268126>A, "good, you're starting to get what we're going to be dealing with."
>>49268126>B. Race past them and attack Chaozu (59)DC to bludgeon Yajirobe with Chiaotzu at that point?
>>49268197Going for it
>>49268126>A. Defend and counter (36)
>>49268197So easy peasy, do it
>>49268144Switch to >>49268175This then
>>49268222>>49268221>>49268219>>49268217>>49268214>>49268189>>49268182>>49268171>>49268170Should we do a second thread, because at this rate, the Saiyans might land tomorrow night
>>49268242DO IT FAGGOT
>>49268242Sure Som, the nightmare begins tomorrow
>>49268242DO IT FAFTOGGAGGOT
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>49268287I dont know what Im rolling for
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>49268287Haha I gave you a bad roll so you all get disappointed! U mad?
>>49268298Defend and counter Yamcha and Tien and hit Chaozu with a ki blast/light shot
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>49268287NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
>>49268306>95>Bad RollYou fail, commit sudoku.
>>49268306The opposite of mad.
>>49268242Go for it. I probably won't be around though, I have to get up early to yell at assholes for idolizing a guy who harbored a pedophile.
>>49268335Interesting. Go on.
>>49268335I will suggest suplexes in your absence
>>49268356>>49268359Ever hear of Joe Paterno?
>>49268335Le epic anti-pedo meme xDWe hate reddit too amirite guise xDGoddamn anti-pedofags cockblock so many young girls because "muh sex is inherently harmful for some reason I can't explain!"
>>49268422pedo anon pls leave, no one likes you
>>49268440My fetish is patrician and superior.Newfags pls go, 4chan is not your anti-pedo safe space to spew unjustified hatred.
>>49268306>>49268298>>49268320Chaozu's going to attempt a psychic attack while Tenshinhan and Yamcha keep your attention.Good, they're beginning to think strategically. But, you know them, so as Yamcha and Tenshinhan close in, you thrust a hand toward Chaozu, firing a ball of light at the tiny fighter, which causes him to let out a pained cry and fall to the ground.This distracted Tenshinhan, causing his attack to falter, which allows you to easily counter with a blow to the face that throws him back."WOLF FANG FIST!" Yamcha shouts, dishing out his signature move and attacking with everything he has. Unfortunately for him, your much greater strength and ability to detect movement allows you to block or deflect every strike, until finally you counter with a kick to the gut that floors him.As Yamcha falls to the ground, you hear a loud yell, and the terrible Ox King comes charging at you full speed.>A. Meet his charge and take him out (10)>B. Bear Shout (1)>C. Something else
>>49268422>defending Joe Paterno or Jerry Sandusky
>>49268455Say that when your a prision bitch
>>49268470>A. Meet his charge and take him out (10)
>>49268470>>B. Bear Shout (1)AHAHHAHAHSo this is what it's like to be not human
>>49268470Just knock him over, try not to hurt him.He's like, at our level when we were a kid.
>>49268470>A.I don't like taking everyone out but it's the only way to know the feeling Radditz left us with
>>49268492"I Hate you for your fetish which involves consensual sex with people who enjoy it because I've been conditioned to hate things for no reason at all"Nice.Pic related, you are the 5th monkey>>49268485I do not know who those people are.
>>49268470>>C. Something elseWave our hand and make a gust of wind that blows him over.
>>49268470>C. Something elseUse his granddaughter as a human shield
>>49268470>take him out with one finger
>>49268470>A. Meet his charge and take him out (10)So, uh, who's still left? Yajirobe?
>>49268470>CThrow Ox King at Yajirobe
>>49268540Som plsIf we let anti-pedos think they're welcome on 4chan, who knows what other fetishes they'll go after next?4chan is a place for ALL fetishes. Including consensual sex with horny girls who are below an arbitrary numbe rin age.
>>49268551Probably hiding we should afterimage in front of him and hold a light shot in our hands
>>49268566Don't forget Konnatsu
>>49268522Anon, as much as I find that pic interesting I don't think this is the right time to debate ethicsWe got jobbers we need to train
>>49268522>implying the pedophile I'm talking about was having consensual sex with the 10 year old boys he was a father figure too
>>49268608OhOHThat's fucked upYeah kick his ass.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>49268643
>>49268632When most people think pedophile they think child molester
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>49268643
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>49268643We're going to gently push Konnatsu onto the floor with one finger once this is done
>>49268705supportingpush all the children down
>>49268705>>49268721No children what the hell, she is 4. Maybe Kori but she isn't ready for this kind of training yet.
>>49268735No, see. Kori is going to get the piccolo training. Where we throw her ass at a cliff.
>>49268705By that you mean dangle her over the edge of the Lookout? With the Nimbus waiting below, but they don't have to know that.
>>49268735we aren't blasting them in the face dude, just pushing them over.
>>49268740I thought Goku was going to handle her initial training, and when she was ready Popo, Goku and us
>>49268793That doesn't mean we can't throw her at a cliff, anon.