>Kumar, what is that?>It's a top, Ramesh, helps you think!>What do you call it?>I call it, Kumar's Divining Top.>That is a horrible name, Kumar!>You're right, Ramesh, I suppose I'll scrap it then.
>KUMAR! My sister told me you stole her gold rings!>I needed them for experiment. no no no, don't touch them, they're very hot.>Kumar, why did you join them together?>Ramesh, remember when we went to Dvenka's the other week and she had those rings about her fireplace>Yes, Kumar, you can't just steal my sister's rings to make ornaments.>No, I was thinking what if I could make those, but actually useful.
>"KUMAAAAAR!">"What is it this time, Ramesh?">"Why is there a blinding light coming from the fridge?">"Do you remember that one time I tried to make that aether soft drink?">"...yes?">"Well ... I KINDA succeeded. Also, there is now a tear in the fabric of reality in our fridge.">"Kumar...">"No, it's totally cool! At least we now know the light is always on in the fridge even when the door is closed!"
>Ramesh, Ramesh! I know you didn't like my previous idea, but you love this!>...>Ramesh?
>"KUMAR!">"What is it this time, Ramesh?">"WHY IS OUR KITCHEN ALL PURPLE?">"You see, Ramesh ... I made this robot that paints things ...">"DID YOU FORGET THE OFF BUTTON AGAIN, KUMAR??">"I am so sorry, Ramesh...
>Kumar, have you seen Sangmi's wondrous invention?>eh.>Kumar, what could you possibly find wrong with such a device.>Ramesh, don't get me wrong, it's nice, but I wouldn't call it wondrous or mythical. It's uncommon at best.>Kumar, she spent her whole life perfecting it, how could you dismiss such a thing!>I have a basement of them Ramesh, how do you think I power the house since you don't let me shove bears into my machine anymore.
>Oi, Ramesh, look!>Oh for mothers love what did you build this time?>You're always mad at me for accidentally breaking our stuff,right?!>Obviously, Kumar. It happens all the time>Well,no more! let me introduce you to Sculpting Steel- Steel that can be formed into an exact copy of something already existing! So whenever I break something I simply use Sculpting Steel to->Um,Kumar...>What is it, Ramesh? let me guess, you're jealous,right? RIGHT?!>Kumar, if this thing produces EXACT copies of things, wouldn't the copy be also broken?>Ramesh?>What is it now?>Whatever you do, don't use the cleaning-machine>Kumar have you broke-...Kumar where are you going?....KUMAAAAAAAARRR
>Kumar.>Yes Ramesh.>These are just boots.>Ah but these boots are no ordinary boots Ramesh, for they will have you dashing about an Ovalchaser!>Kumar, these boots are made of inch thick steel how you expect to even run in the-aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH>Ramesh? Where'd you go?
>Kumar, have you seen the gearhulks at the inventor's fair?>I wasn't impressed, so I made my own.>Kumar, don't be ridiculous, how could you make your own?>They're like the first ones, but they look better.
>"Kumar, why is there a 30 feet robot in our backyard constantly spilling out some black oil?">"The entire answer to that question might unsettle you. Let's just say ... that ... uh... just don't touch it, okay?"
>Kumar, what is this>What is what Ramesh?>I come home from a long dreary day at the Consulate to find an Aetherling on your lap.>Oh this is Vidhya! I was conducting some calibration tests on my latest iteration of the Vial and out she popped!>Kumar, be sensitive here, you know Aetherlings don't technically or legally have a gender->Ah but Ramesh that's the best part, after some stirring rhetoric from me, we both came to the consensus that Vidhya should spend her limited time here, as a woman!>But for what purpose Kumar?! Oh. Oh, I see.>Ahem. Well. I guess she can stay as long as we keep her off grid.
>>49321271Credits: the Drawfriend
>Kumar, why did you not put your name on the crypt you submitted to the fair? It is beautiful and functional.>Because there is a small chance, very small, that it will hit you with lightning after you use it. I do not want any negative associations reflected back on my work.>Kumar, how small is this chance?>Very small, about... 50/50>Kumar, fifty percent is not a small chance.>Don't worry Ramesh, as long as no one uses it, it won't hit anyone with lightning.
>>49321691>Hang on. Kumar.>Yes, Ramesh?>What was that you said about a Vial?>Ah yes, I made a Vial that summons beasts of all kinds!>You made a vial that summons beasts of all kinds.>Indeed I did Ramesh!>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE SORT OF COLLATERAL THIS WILL CAUSE KUMAR?! THINK OF THE PAPERWORK! THINK OF YOUR DEAR SUFFERING ROOM MATE KUMAR>Indeed I did Ramesh! And that's why it summons only slightly stronger beasts each time you use it! Watch!>*Bzzt*>KUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Kumar, why did you not come to see Venands' exhibit.>He wouldn't want me there, we got into a fight and he's been mad at me since.>Kumar, what did you say to him?>Well Ramesh, he was telling about how he made it so he didn't need anyone to watch over all of his little gear animals, and I asked him to show me what he meant.>He designed that construct, yes?>He shows me the construct, and I turn to Venand and say "Venand, my friend, you say you don't have anyone tending to your little animals but then show me your new construct." and I said "Venand, that's Steel an Overseer." He shouted at me to get out and threw his drink at me.
>Ramesh! Ramesh! I've made a robot that's sad all the time!>Why?>...
>>49321925>Kumar, this looks like it works an awful lot like that crypt that shot lightning bolts you submitted.>Ah, yes! I've been working on that again! I've managed to not only increase the power output, but I've even contained the sporadic bursts of electricity so that it might only maim most large animals!>Maim? What about people?>Well, funny story. In order to get it back to a state where it won't kill people, you have to use more power than it can generate.>...Which state is it in now, Kumar?>We should go.
>>49322645C'mon dude, if you're gonna bump, at least write one out yourself, they're not tough.>Wait a second Kumar, why are you sprucing up your goggles so much?>I thought they needed a makeover. Want me to do your's next Ramesh? Look at all the fantastic lenses and options I've added to them!>But they don't do anything!>Well I certainly feel better when I wear them.
>>49321144The original was better.
>>49321144>>49322719>What does this one do?>I made rings that copy things!>I made rings that copy things!>That actually sounds useful.>I'm going to win twice this year!>I'm going to win twice this year!>Stop that.>No.>No.
>>49321125Reminds me of these guys.
Not enough stuff from the original Thread... will take the time to copypasta them here for you, Anons.>"Ramesh, i have my entry for the competition... It's a needle you stick in people's necks">"...Why is this a thing?">"You take the needle, Ramesh... and you put it in people's necks... I call it, THE PITHING NEEDLE">"...We can't enter this... It's fucking brutal...">" WE MUST, FOR THE AETHER, RAMESH."
>>49322866>"RAMESH! I have created a boomerang with razors attatched to it! You throw it, it cuts throats and returns to your hand!">"How do you catch it without cutting yourself?">"...You've always been too focussed on the specifics, Ramesh...
>>49322879>"Ramesh, I made a sword that is literally made out of fire and ice!">"Okay, cool, what use does it have in everyday life?">"You could freeze and fry someone AT THE SAME TIME WITH IT!!">"Kumar, you know we haven't had a war in decades, yet alone any real armed conflicts at all, right?">"FREEZE AND COOK SOMEONE AT THE SAME TIME, RAMESH!!!">"Kumar, what even gave you the idea to make this? Are you okay?">"FIIIIREEEE AND IIICEEEE RAMESHHHSHH"
>I call it THE ORB OF CONFUSION>wha... I thought we agreed to call it the Sphere of Resistance!>don't be ridiculous, we discussed this thoroughly the day before submission>but I already entered the name!
>Kumar and Ramesh are the next Urza and Mishra.This is funny to me.
>>49322911>"I call it, the KNOWLEDGE POOL, RAMESH!">"Sounds great, Kumar! What does it do?">"...ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS, RAMESH.
>>49322929>So what is it?>It's a chime that goes off when an apocalyptic event begins.>Interesting, the ability to predict serious events like that would be a great use. What do you call it?>I call it APOCALYPSE CHIME
>>49322916Just to clarify, they're Urza and Mishra if, instead of going the way they actually did with artifacts (Urza went Broad, Mishra went Tall) Urza went Tall (Kumar) and Mishra went Broad (Ramesh)
>>49322940>"Okay but what does it DO?">"I already told you: It DOES nothing?">"If it doesn't do anything then what DOES it do?">"RAMESH I ALREADY TOLD YOU! It DOES nothing!">"It's okay if you didn't finish it in time. You can always compete next year, Kumar.">"RAAAAMEEEEEESHH!"
>>49322957>Ramesh and Kumar, the highly successful Kaladesh state-owned sit-com>Ramesh is the straight man, always having to deal with his room mate Kumar's crazy inventions>Ramesh have a low-level government job and Kumar has been an employed "entrepreneur" for five years>The stock plot is Kumar latest get-rich-quick invention create [problem], Ramesh gets mad but they pull together and solve it>A colourful supporting cast accompanies them>The show took a surprisingly dark twist at the end of season seven when Ramesh's love interest, an Aetherborn qt that's been teasing him for months dies in his arms>The show was almost cancelled while they tried to work out how they got it past the censors>Only it's eminence and popularity kept the show on air but one of the two head writers was forced into early retirement.
>>49322967>The Aetherborn dies in his arms after a mysterious pyromancer goes apeshit on the plane.RAMESH AND KUMAR. OUR NEW KALADESHI MASCOTS.>"RAMESH. DID YOU THROW OUT MY RELIC OF DARKSTEEL?">"You mean that lump of metal you left sitting around? I thought it was a doorstop.">"IT WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE, RAMESH.">"So why leave it on the floor??">"TO TEST ITS DESTRUCTABILTY."
>>49322976>Ramesh, I welded a skull onto a battering ram>That sounds awful and why does it have legs?>That's so you can get inside it and drive it into the enemy! It will heal you whenever you hit something.>I don't think that's how healing works>I threw some garbage in earlier and the germs that are piloting it now seem to be feeling great.
Ok wait whatWhat are these new (old) Artifacts?
>>49322991>Kumar why did you make this?>Well you see Ramesh...>Yes?>I have no idea>No idea about what?>Sorry what were we talking about?>Was it my new invention maybe?>Yes it usually is, so why did you make this?>Well you see Ramesh...
>>49323006>"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, RAMESH!">"WHAT DID YOU MAKE THIS TIIMEEE, KUMAAAR?">"WHAAAT, RAMESH?">"WHAT IS THIS THIING?">"YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP, RAMESH! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE GRINDING SOUNDS OF MY GIANT MILLSTONE!"
>>49323006>>49323019Well stone me.
>>49323019>look ramesh, I have made wurm.>oh that's neat kumar.>but wait>there is more>because in wurm>is two wurm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYeARRyDWkDoes Kaldesh have anything approaching radios? Also AEtherborn Daft Punk might be cool.
>>49322897>Kumar by the powers above who would want hot and cold at the same time?>It's unique product Ramesh, a collectors item you wouldn't understand the subtleties!>You attached the wrong kind of element didn't you?>I, ah, yes...>Well no harm no foul>Also I spent the rent on making it>KUMAR! Come on we'll have to search the whole city some someone stupid and enough to take this off our handsComing this summer, Ramesh and Kumar's 1st feature length adventure!
>>49323031>>49322136>RAMESH, I HAVE IMPREGNANTED A ROBOT AND NOW IT IS SAD...>...I... No...
>>49321213>I FEEL IT KUMAR>What do you feel Ramesh>THE NEED FOR SPEED
>>49323053>Ramesh, I created a sword that will make your crops grow!>You hit them with a sword?>No, you hit the enemy, like this rat I'm holding. See, the fern is looking greener already. I call it the sword of feast and famine!>Why famine?>Whenever you hit someone with it they become stupid and forget to eat.
>>49323060>>49322136>"Everything's on fire, Kumar! We have to get out of here now!">"NO RAMESH. It's ok. I must stay with my darling. Who will appreciate her if not for me?">"Kumar the Simulacrum left weeks ago... You couldn't keep up the child support.">"SHE WILL COME BACK TO ME, RAMESH. She always does.">"You're thinking of the boomerang again...">"I know, Ramesh. I attatched a boomerang to her back so she'll always come back.">"I'm on fire, Kumar.">"MY HEART IS ON FIRE, RAMESH."
I love threads like this.
>I TURNED THE SKY INTO A ROCK, RAMESH. NOW ALL OF OUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.
>>49323086>Ramesh behold my greatest invention yet!>What is it now Kumar?>The Memory Jar you store all your important memories so they'll never be lost>That's... Actually pretty neat Kumar what did you put in the first batch.>Umm.. I've forgotten.>You've forgotten your precious memories!?>Well they're in the jar aren't they.>Wait if all your precious memories are in there, then how do you know who I am.>Ramash please.>KUUUUMARRR!!!>Wah Wah Waaaaahhhh
>>49323100>Kumar, don't fill this giant construct with thopters... It's a disaster waiting to happen...>IT'S TOO LATE, RAMESH... IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE...
>>49321125Gorgeous artworks, and the dialogue is top tier.
>>49323109This was everything from the first Masterpieces thread that hasn't already been posted. I still have the second thread opened and can dump after i've gotten some food, but i hope that i've helped give resident artfag some inspiration.This is top tier, /tg/, i hope it catches on.
>"Look at this bridge I made, Ramesh">"I didn't know you were into architecture, Kumar.">"I made it so that, when people try to cross it, they can't.">"What.">"It grabs them and throws them off.">"Why?">"Wouldn't want it to get dirty."
>>49323126Post the door to nothingness one.
>>49323188>Hey Ramesh, what's this thing here?>Don't touch it Kumar, I need to deliver it to the Consulate later so they can safely destroy it>Destroy it? But Ramesh, it says here it's a trash bin? How can that be dangerous?>Well Kumar, it's a bit TOO good a- KUMAR STOP DON'T TURN IT ON>But I need to throw out this banan- OOOOOOH NO RAMESH WHAT IS THIS IT'S EATING EVERYTHING>TURN IT OFF KUMAR YOU FOOL YOU'LL DESTROY THE WHOLE HOUSE
Will go through thread 2 to keep this as the "Keeping up with the Kaladeshians" thread, then it's all archived in one place.>kumar! Help me load this bear>RAMESH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>I need to l Ioad a bear into this machine every 180 seconds to power the city.
>>49323322Funny as fuck going through the old threads, seeing half of them complaining about a new super mythic rarity, and the other half shooting the shit with Kumar and Ramesh...>"KUMAAAAAR!">"What is it this time, Ramesh?">"Why is there a blinding light coming from the fridge?">"Do you remember that one time I tried to make that aether soft drink?">"...yes?">"Well ... I KINDA succeeded. Also, there is now a tear in the fabric of reality in our fridge.">"Kumar...">"No, it's totally cool! At least we now know the light is always on in the fridge even when the door is closed!"
>>49323341>Chandra, the head judge and I are getting married.>>b-but what about dad?>It's been twelve years honey, you know I loved your father very much but I had to move on, and Tezzeret helped me do that.>>>-Lili gags externally->I also adopted a new child>>WHAT?>He's a very nice boy, he's an inventor named Kumar.
>>49323349>Kumar, what is this>What is what Ramesh?>I come home from a long dreary day at the Consulate to find an Aetherling on your lap.>Oh this is Vidhya! I was conducting some calibration tests on my latest iteration of the Vial and out she popped!>Kumar, be sensitive here, you know Aetherlings don't technically or legally have a gender->Ah but Ramesh that's the best part, after some rhetoric from me, we both came to the consensus that Vidhya should spend her limited time here, as a woman!>But for what purpose Kumar?! Oh. Oh, I see.>W-well I guess she can stay as long as we keep her off grid.
>>49323360>Hey Ramesh, come over here for a second?>What is it Kuma-AHHHHHH MY EYES KUMAR YOU DOLT THIS BETTER BE TEMPORARY!>Don't worry I tested it on one of our constructs first>KUMAR THEY DON'T HAVE HUMAN EYES>Oh, right. Why do I keep on dropping it?
>>49323368That was the last one, hope it helped! Will keep monitoring the thread for the new content when it appears. I hope Drawfag has enough here for at least 10-20 mini comics...No pressure, senpai.
>>49323349I'd rather see Tezzeret as Kumar's and Ramesh' boss who comes over for dinner.Ramesh tries to keep everything neat and clean to make the dinner go as smoothly as possible, while Kumar thinks it's best to go all out and impress him with his latest inventions.Chaos ensues.Spoiler: Tezzeret is secretly after their reality-distorting fridge to impress HIS boss. He doesn't mind the chaos, except that these two bumbling buffoons keep accidentally foiling his plan!
WotC should hand over all the writing of all story articles on the mothership to /tg/, this is miles better than anything Wizard's typewriter monkeys have shat out in a long time.
>>49323368>RAMESH, BEHOLD! I have created a powder that will let me give any game i play a do-over to ensure that i get the optimal start, and eventual outcome!>How does the powder help with that, Kumar?>You sprinkle it in the air, and while they're distracted you can do anything! Shuffle your hand away in a game of cards, draw some more cards, alter die rolls... The possibilities are endless, Ramesh!>...You've invented a powder that lets you cheat... By creating a distraction so you can cheat?>Ingenious, I know, Ramesh. They'll never see it coming...
>Kumar, where are you?>>Here!>>>Here!>>>>Here!>What? Why are there three of you? And why are you all holding a sword?>>It's my latest invention!>>>Our latest invention.>>>>Whenever you swing it, it clones the wielder a bunch of times>>Look, I'm outside gardening>>>And fixing that leak on the roof>>>>We've been super-productive all day!>W-what?>>Are you ok, Ramesh?>>>You don't look so good.>>>>I'll get a medic Kumar *swings*>>>>>Yes, hello, oh Ramesh, are you ok?>>>>>>He looks a little pale.>>>>>>>Maybe it was something he ate?>>Ramesh?>>Ramesh???Ramesh wakes up in a cold sweat, looking around in a panic.>Oh thank god, it was all a dream.Kumar walks in.>>You ok, my friend?>Yeah, just had a bad dream>>Ok, I'll go get you something to drink.Ramesh lies back down and slowly closes his eyes. Finally some peace.Through the bedroom window, a clumsy Kumar can be seen falling off the roof.
>>49323504DRAWFAG! I SUMMON THEE!
>>49321189>>49323322For archive purposes, the joke here is that the new flavor text for Lotus Petal says it can power the city of Ghirapur for a fleeting moment.A moment is an ancient measure of time meaning 90 seconds.Therefor, the city runs on 960 mana a day.Aka 480 bears.Every day.
Who the fuck are Kumar and Ramesh?
>>49323607>Aka 480 bears.>Every day.Or, enough mana to cast Obliterate 120 times.
>>49323612/tg/ made up to characters as a joke after some spoilers from the newest MtG setKumar is the idiot and Ramesh is the straight man.
>>49323647I'd say the only machine made by Kumar that works is his coffee maker (mainly because Ramesh gave it the once over to remove anything that might fall off and/or explode). Everything else he's made just falls to pieces, explodes, or falls apart and then all the parts blow up.
>>49323876What are you on about? His Null Rod works perfectly, it does nothing!
>>49323876>Everything else he's made just falls to pieces, explodes, or falls apart and then all the parts blow up.Wait, so he's basically Clemont from the Pokémon XY/Z episodes?>Science is so amazing!
>>49323504>I'm Mister Meeseeks, look at me!
>>49323956Yes...except when he's making explosives, that's how he ended up with the Null Rod.>>49323894Apart from the fact it was meant to be a Ground-to-Air AEtherbolt launcher.
>RAMESH, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT>What is it now Kumar... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE>NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT I AM, RAMESH
>>49323956I'm thinking more along the lines of Bergholt-Stuttley Johnson.
>>49324229I'm sure that, had I read Pratchett, I would have made that connection. Unfortunately, I haven't made the time to cram on yet another fictional universe.
Well 4chan just fucking died. Well don't Kumar.
>>49322866What exactly /are/ Pithing Needles? The return to ravnica ones seem to imply that they're medical in nature.
>>49323876Eh, I'd say his stuff works but is either reckless or horrific with a side of impractical like the bear to Aether machine.
>>49324499i Think it's something to do with paralyzing a person temporarily before a surgery, an old method or some shit.
>>49324748>pith>verb>gerund or present participle: pithing>1. remove the pith from.>2. pierce or sever the spinal cord of (an animal) so as to kill or immobilize it.So, basically, Pithing needles are used to (temporarily?) paralyze people so you can perform surgery or something.I'd imagine that you only stay paralyzed for as long as the needle is stuck in your neck, since that would fit with the mechanics of the card: you're no longer paralyzed when the needle is removed (off the battlefield), and you can only paralyze one person at a time (since each needle can only name one permanent at a time).
>>49324848precisely senpai. Kumar must not have this kind of technology.
>>49325035>Kumar destroys shit to make one thing>Ramesh cleans up after his messGENIUS
>>49325035Now combine them into a G&G type card
I'm noticing that 90% of the inventions with a names inventor were created by women.Is that the lore of this plane? That women create not just natural life, but mechanical and magical? Seems pretty cool.
>>49325096>A place with women in STEMDragons, elves, and fireballs I can handle but this really ruins my immersion.
>>49325096>Is that the lore of this plane?No, just "progressive" writing.
>>49325203Welcome to (((Mark Rosewater)))'s wild ride Anon.
>>49325203>>49325215>>49325198No seriously, there has to be some lore to explain why men are so absent from the creative process, it's an interesting spin on femininity and could go towards making Kaladesh a more unique setting if they intentionally worked around with gender roles.Maybe men have a different role in their society? What kind of role might that be? This should be asked to a developer, because there's a very, very obvious trend that they aren't talking about.
>Kumar, what is this...>this is my most valuable invention yet, Ramesh>it looks like a wolf in armor, Kumar> It's better than a wolf in armor, Ramesh, it's a pilot you don't need to pay, think of all the money we save.
>>49325275Don't try to apply logic to Jewish tricks and feminist trash, you'll just give yourself a headache.
>>49325275>No seriously, there has to be some lore to explain why men are so absent from the creative processThere isn't any, so far as WotC have said.It's just progressive pandering. If you ask a developer like MaRo he will just reply "Uh yeah sure totally, that's what we wanted all along yeah sure".Don't bother asking and giving them an excuse for their new hard on for hating males.Reminder that all demons are males because "It's easier to show men getting beaten up and killed" or something along those lines, forget the exact quote.Honestly the names all sound like poo in loo to me so I had no idea if they were meant to be women.
Maybe next set Kumar can invent a toilet witch repellent.
>>49325278Well now we have two more additions to the SCIENCE Crew from Innistrad.
>>49325400>Kumar, Geralt and Ludevic in the same room.This will not end well for anyone.
>>49325071I'd love to, but I can't think of anything. Have this instead.
SO...If we're gonna make Ramesh & Kumar into a comic strip, I'd suggest we work out what colours we use to showcase people (and artifacts) that aren't from Kaladesh. I'd say for the Wolfbot Strip we make Wolfy dark purple so it stands out.
>>49321153>At least we now know the light is always on in the fridge even when the door is closed!"my godThat's brilliant.
>>49325639>Innistrad: dark purple>Ravnica: red>Theros: olive>Tarkir: brown>Zendikar: light green unless it's hedrons, hedrons are gray>Lorwyn: blue-green>Shadowmoor: green-blue>Alara: rainbow clusterfuck>Mirrodin: darksteel>New Phyrexia: bone and oil>Kamigawa: light yellow>Dominaria/minor planes/other: gray
>>49325639How about we get someone to draw it first?
>>49325834how about you fucking eat shit you cunt?huh?
>>49323510I know what I'm gonna draw once i get back from work.This >>49323504 and special guest Tezzeret. >>49325035This is amazing. I might also do finished versions that'll look good on a card.So much possibilities.
>>49326357>and special guest Tezzeret.RoofKumar falls on him.
>>49322949>Urza went Broad, Mishra went Tall?
>>49326357Are you the drawfag that did the original drawings?
>>49326389It was to do with the way they used Artifacts. While Mishra would flatten someone with a Dragon Engine, Urza would use a swarm of Thopters.It's basically the different between a single 20/20 and twenty 1/1s.
>>49326391Yes I am. I'm really taking a shine to them. Just gotta get into the groove of drawing kumar and some whacky Kaladeshi stuff. Once I get back from work in a few hours I'll pop in and draw some more.
>>49322866I don't think it's coincidence that this was the first Ramesh and Kumar post.
>>49325071>a G&G type card?
>>49326483After you've done some stuff you better send it to Wizards and show how to REALLY make fun and interesting characters instead of the bland Jacetice League.
>>49326483You sir are a true champ. I will keep an eye through the thread and look forward to the results of our new /tg/ mascots.>>49326498Oh shi->>49326525Gissa & Geralf
>RAMESH, I PUT A SPIDER ON A GYROSCOPE AND NOW IT DELIVERS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. HOW HAPPY THE CHILDREN WILL BE RAMESH.>...What is Christmas, Kumar?>...Remesh Please.
>>49326565A card that represents two people? Like Pia and Kiran Nalaar or Anax and Cymede?
>>49324167What the shit does this even do? I can't even parse it on Gatherer.
>>49326631>Ramesh, remember that Gyro-Spider I made?>What about it Kumar?>Well, I broke it in frustration because I'd been running dry on ideas for new projets>Thank goodness, it was driving me mad with it's skittering. Maybe now we can finally get some sleep.>And after it broke I remembered a whole bunch of ideas that I forgot to write down! Anyway, I need you to stay home in case the delivery man comes while I'm out buying parts.>Make sure you buy me some damn earplugs then before you build another panharmonicon and forget an off switch.I know it's not funny I just wanted to expand their character a bit
>>49326718Have you considered that you may actually be retarded?
>>49326729That pic is the simplest version, the Oracle text is a bit much, to say the least.
>>49326849Can you copy it here?
>>49326878X: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on X. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dealt damage, or becomes tapped. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
>>49326849X: Put a creature card with converted mana cost X from your hand onto the battlefield face down with X mask counters on it. It is a 0/1 colourless creature. Activate this ability only as a sorcery.Remove all Mask counters from a face down creature you control: Turn that creature face up.Basically it lets you hide your creatures as invisible 0/1's so your opponent doesn't know what you could block with.
>>49326937Well I'm sure the errata can't be that bad, can it?
>>49326971http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=201199Lots of rulings as well.It's the sort of card Kumar would design, and Ramesh would sigh at.
>>49327036>and Ramesh would sigh at.Seems right to me. I like to think Kumar does have some knowledge of Pyromancy, but he only uses it to make smelting things for his projects easier.
>>49325035Know this will sound weird but, can I have this as a split card with fuse.
>>49327239How to fuse creatures?
>>49327239>not having it as a meld card>the meld card is Ramesh and Kumar on top of their own Gearhulk or something
>>49327339Ramesh would search Kumar, to see what kinda trouble he's made "this time".
>>49325316>Reminder that all demons are males because "It's easier to show men getting beaten up and killed" or something along those lines, forget the exact quote.Which is kinda hilarious considering the average lifespan of an angel in MtG.
>Ramesh, look what I made!>Tiny automatons! These are quite adorable, I must admit.>If you think that's great watch *this*!>*pops off head*>*drinks liquid inside as the body squirms*>...>I have several questions, Kumar.
>>49327339>not Kumar riding on Ramesh's shouldersFUUUUUUUSIOOOOON
>>49321125i hope it gets printed in the second masterpieces series. with the rest of the swords and darksteel plate.
>>49327539i had not considered the possiblilty that the bottle gnomes might still be alive after removing there head, even for a fleeting moment
>>49327516I thought all demons were male and all angels were female simply because that's part of their archetypes.
>>49328080In reality probably yes, but some twit asked so the listed reasoning is what wizards told them was the reason
I'm considering making a very short story about Ramesh and Kumar, but i feel like this thread is kinda done now. Thoughts?
>>49329292Write it anyways
>"Kumar, where have you been these past two weeks? I've searched the whole city for you!">"Oh, you know, I was ... around.">"Also, our landlord asked you to pay the rent.">"Ramesh, I just remembered I had an important appointment ... somewhere.">"Kummmaaaaaaar!"
>"Kumar...">"What is it, Ramesh?">"I ...">"... Yes?">"I knew I had something to say about your latest 'invention' but now I just can't remember it."
>"So... what does it do, Kumar?">"It makes frog noises, Ramesh.">"... why?">"Because I built it for making frog noises, Ramesh.">"Kumar, that is not what I meant. Why would anyone want a machine that makes frog noises?">"WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS CRITICIZE ME AND MY INVENTIONS, RAMESH?"
>"Kumar.">"Yes, Ramesh?">"I looooovveee your new invention!">"Yes, Rasmesh. Yes, you do."
>>49329837Good read Anon! Loving Kumar and Ramesh, we need more stories and art!
>>49329837>The lenses of his complex and complicated maskA little bit of redundancy there but it was a fun read.
>>49329920Thanks, anon! I think that's the first thing I've written in a while, as in a few weeks. I'm glad you liked it!
>>49330001Yeah, I kinda have a problem with using too many words sometimes. I still have some refining to do on my writing, so thanks for the feedback!
Thinking we should design some more cards to go around these story arcs, could make a fun little set out of it for the Custom Card bros out there.I like the idea of melding them into some equally useless super artificer which is just them piggy backing on eachother.Otherwise we can wait for Drawfag to return and start this shit up for real.KUMAR AND RAMESH ARE MY BOYS.
>>49330132Kumar and Ramesh Lore Lads, unite!We're like a bunch of really shitty superheroes now.
>Hey Ramesh, come see!>>Weren't you going on vacation?>Well, yeah, but I'm not leaving just yet.>>Please, Kumar, you are free to leave at any time.>Not until I give my best bro a special gift.>>It's ok, the gift of silence is all I need.>Now, since we've been inseperable since the day I moved in...>>...>I figured you'd get lonely while I'm out.>>Loneliness is a luxury I've learned to live without.>So I made you this! *unveils*>>Dear god.>You can thank me when I'm back. Bye!Kumar grabs his bags and leaves. Just as he's about to step into the walker, he hears Ramesh yelling from the door.>>Does it at least have an off-switch?>Haha, oh Ramesh. Always with the jokes!As Kumar takes off in the walker, a faint cry can be heard in the distance.
>"Kumar ...">"...Ramesh?">"What is this supposed to be?">"It is a lantern, obviously, Ramesh.">"Then why does it need eyes all over the whole damn thing?">"Even if I did explain it to you, you probably wouldn't understand.">"KUMAAAAR!"
>Hey Kumar, did you see the cat?>>Only if you promise not to get angry.>Why would I get angry?>>...>What did you do?>>Well I thought our cat wasn't strong enough...>Oh dear.>>So I made this thing to... enhance his abilities.>Mr Snuffles...>>If it's any consolation, the whole ordeal teached me a thing or two ab->I'LL TEACH YOU!
>"Kumar, have you seen our coffee automaton?">"I have good news and I have bad news for you, Ramesh.">"Okay, Kumar, what is it this time?">"The bad news is: I broke the coffee automaton accidentally.">"What is the good news then?">"The good news is: You won't ever need the coffee automaton again. Let me show your or new walk-in cupboard."
>"Kumar.">"Yes?">"What is this thing.">"One of my latest inventions, Ramesh. Worry not about its wailing arms, he's programmed not to attack you.">"It's not the arms I'm worried about. It's the shape of the body.">"What about it?">"Ramesh, it's shaped like a giant cock.">"...yes, and?">"You are a total faggot Ramesh"
>Kumar! What's all this racket!?>>I built a dance squad!>You what?>>Yeah, I'm gonna enter it in "So You Think Your Golem Can Dance?"!>I thought you could only enter one droid at a time?>>Only one of them is allowed to be programmed, which is what I did. The central golem just uploads his sick moves directly to the animacortex of the others, making them bust their funky grooves and keeping me within the rules of the contest.>... Whatever, I'm going grocery shopping. You want anything?>>No thanks. Alright boys, and a one, two, three...As Ramesh walks outside, several walkers can be seen doing the golem's routine in the background.
I've had a long day, and I just came home to see this glorious bullshit.I love Ramesh and Kumar and want them to have their own sitcom.Shit, someone send the idea to MaRo and maybe they can retcon it so the Aether revolt happened because Kumar did something wacky.
> I am tired Ramesh> Kumar...> You tell me that when I do not put a button it is bad. So I listen to you Ramesh. I put a button Ramesh. And now you still tell me it is bad. You are too critical Ramesh, too negative.> I appreciate that you put a button Kumar. But did it need to be so big?> Always with the criticism Ramesh> I could not sleep last night because the neighbor used the remote control to turn it on and back down Kumar, all night long.> That is why you are so irritable Ramesh, you do not sleep well.
> Ramesh!> What is is... Ramesh? Did Kumar clone me again?> No time to explain Ramesh. I just come to send you a warning. When Kumar will tell you he will improve the armchair in the living room. He does not mean he will add a massage function.
> Kumar, where did you put the aether calibrator this time?> Second drawer to the right Ramesh> Very well...> No, NO NO NO NO NO, the OTHER right, the one to the lef...> Kumar?
> Kumar, did you lose the nice brooch you had with you last time?> I threw it. It was useless.> Did it come loose?> No Ramesh, it was an invention, but a useless one. It needed a lot of energy to make a little energy. Even I can see when something had no interest.> I am happy to hear that Kumar. But why is the trash can perpetually moving now?
>>49332674Whoops, forgot picture.
>>49332674>>49332702>Kumar?>Why is there one half of an infinite number of bears stuffed in the recycle bin?
>>49333266> Do not worry Ramesh, they are fireproof
>>49324229I was thinking Tim the Tool Man Taylor.
>>49334503attitude of TtTMT, ability of BSJ.
>>49333266>I've done it, Ramesh! I've created an alternate source of power! We can run the entire city on the blood of 480 bears a day!>You are a genius, Kumar! Why, if we can get investors to build that many nuisance engines, we can power all the city for free! We'll be legends!>I am sorry, Ramesh. The process is optimized for bears.
>>49332593>It's your kids, Ramesh! Something has got to be done about your kids!
>>49329585This is a song about a whale.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4AmH35pngSorry it took so long for me to get back, Its monsoon season where I am, and while it didn't rain, there were some gorgeous clouds. Had to walk around for a while.
>>49335607nice comicdo you live on the west coast, because where I live, it sprinkled a bit
>>49330889Cats are usually 2/2s though.
>>49335687Thanks anon. I intend to make a few more. Have some wip "finished version" stuff for now. And almost. Live in the south west. Arizona specifically.
>>49336008Goggles looks buff. I approve of buff scientists.
>>49336008>>49335607Loving the direction the comics are taking! Would just like to say that the singleton picture looks a lot cleaner than the comic. Otherwise great work Anon!
>>49336495I was definitley picturing him as stocky. Decently mucsled but has a bit of a wider Squarer look to him. Ramesh as the straight man is a straight line. Kumar I'm still working on. I've only done him from the torso up after all. Might need to do a full pose. >>49337253I saw people were using it as part of card art so I was wanting to expand and refine it a little bit. A lot of the comics are very rough sketches at the moment. I work messy then clean up over time. Did you like the cleaned up lines or prefer the rough ones?Have another rough sketch. Kumar showing off his new hairstyling accessory while the boss is over for lunch.
>>49321691>>49329585>>49332628I am terrified of how this scenario ends.
>>49337311Fucking lost it over this drawing. You are truly a wonderful bastard anon.Personally i prefer the clean lines, but i'd be up for whatever the general masses prefer.Keep up to good work!
>>49337563I like the clean lines too. I just worry a bit about not being able to get stuff out fast enough. But I'll try and work that into future stuff more often. Before I go to bed for the night, a quick question. Should I turn on a trip when I post art? Or is that plug too shameless?
>>49337630Triping isn't a bad idea, gives credit where credit is due since you are going to the trouble of giving us free pictures for ramesh and kumar.
>>49337653I'll keep that in mind for the future then.For now though its off to bed I go. But before that have something completely different. I'll have a sketchbook handy tomorrow so i can try some old fashioned pencilsketches during workplace downtime.
>"How's this going to win you the first price at the Fair, Kumar?">"Win? Let's just say at least I won't lose it, okay?"
>>49337905Shared the first comic on facebook and to my magic communities. We should consider making this a regular thing if it catches on, as long as you're up to it anon!
>>49339037As long as you don't direct your facebook friends and other communities to /tg/ for more of them I'm fine with this.Muh sekrit club is an important mentality to keep the board and site as a whole more healthy.
>>49339037It's weird how Magic has close to no fan characters or any fan creative content. Not even a lot of fan artwork to begin with.
>>49339062>3 good r34 drawings
>>49323607Funny thing is with mana a unit of power and a moment a unit of time, that accurately comes out to an energy need.If Ghirapur is a city of one million then one mana roughly equals 40 Gigawatts
>>49327036>Kumar is design, Ramesh in development BRAVORACOS
>>49325096How can you tell?Kaladesh.com seems to be roughly parity .
>>49328080It's the exact opposite for angels They are women so they can avoid comparisons to IRL religious figures
Can we start incorporating Canon inventors into these?I love the idea of the Gearherder as a dickhole with an Affinity for robotic pests and thopters who is eternally Assmad the Consuls banned his favorite toys over a decade ago.
>>49339062Gonna direct you to the Snowflake thread for that one.
>>49339162Are you suggesting you should dump some mtg r34 to celebrate our new buddies? Heaven forbid...>>49339057Worry not, i figured they'd take it less seriously if i said it came from 4chan anyways... /tg/ will forever be our secret.
>>49339263Only if the big final twist is that Ramesh is Niv Mizzet in disguise, and Kumar is Urza, also in disguise.
>>49339263I want that guy to be their neighbor and Kumar's biggest rival.
>>49340101>>49340133>>49340148>>49340179>>49340187>>49340293>>49340312>>49340329>>49340347>>49340349More Kumar stuff from the spoiler thread
>>49340360It does look like people have been imagining Kumar.
>>49340604Something new from the spoiler thread.Yay for Pterry references!
>>49340360>>49340661May Kumar and Ramesh never die
does it have too many images for archiving on suptg
>>49341288>LOOK AT ME FLY; RAMESH. I AM ONE WITH THE THOPTERS.>Kumar get down from there! If the consul spots you you'll be fined again!>IT'S OKAY RAMESH. I AM THE ONE WHO FLIES NOW.
>>49341350Ramesh, didn't you throw this thing out?
>>49341395I didn't just throw it out, I scrapped it!Wait, Kumar is that... did it repair itself using a dead body?KUMAR WHAT DID YOU MAKETHIS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF MAN
>>49324499Agopuncture needles, at least in kamigawa.
>>49341465I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, wait...is that the thing I made to extract Aether from scrap metal?
>>49325316>last block was body horror on angels 24/7>UR contains vivid description of an angel getting its wing torn from its socket and then chewed on by devilsI know it is bait, but at least give it some substance
>>49341513It's literately what WotC said about why all demons are men and all angels are women and why they are primarily black and white respectively.
>Kumar, what are you wearing?> >It is a suit I invented that uses my family's love for me and my inventions to make me stronger!>Kumar, did not your family kick you out because of your inventions?
>>49343163Gonna list various Inventors and there products>Eshan Bant: Inventor of Combustible gearhulks advancements laid the groundwork for one of this year's most fantastic creations: The Combustible Gearhulk. Working with a team of elite mechanists, Eshan was able to modify the properties of his personal lightning vane apparatus, significantly amplifying the discharge to provide the tremendous amount of power necessary to charge the Gearhulk's sparking combustible fist. The Consulate Committee on Regulation and Enforcement advises visitors to exercise caution when observing this or any of the other Gearhulks in the demonstration area.
>>49343289>Pihu Laal: Sky Skiff Designeris year she's taken her dedication to skyships to the next level and submitted an original Sky Skiff design to the fair. She'll be competing in the Featherweight Filigree Division of the Aeronautical Trials. Though you might not know it, you're probably already familiar with the work of this exemplar-in-the-making; Pihu has helped outfit most of the racing ships of the popular Derby Crows society. If her mechanical expertise has taught us anything, it's that any skyship Pihu touches is likely to win gold.
>>49343311>Tiyu Arran: Perpertual TimepieceTiya Arrun of the Aetherlogical Society has submitted her invention, the Perpetual Timepiece, to the judges this year. Unmistakably the creation of a Weldfast free spirit, this elaborate timepiece and its inner workings are somewhat elusive. The time it keeps isn't Ghirapur standard time, but the flowing movements of the gears, rings, and sand challenge us to reflect on the cyclical nature of the creative process. Tiya is quick to counsel-"Do not be so caught up in keeping track of time that you forget to make use of it." What fantastic advice for any visitor to the Inventors' Fair!
>>49343323>Ranbir: The Torch Gauntletnbir's Torch Gauntlet design caught the attention of Consul of Allocation, Kambal, who graciously insisted on shepherding it through the Consulate's mass production process. Ranbir's prototype was modified to meet strict safety and quality regulations, and within months, the Consulate was able to deliver the new and improved Torch Gauntlet (which you can find in the toolcraft division of the fair) to classrooms all across Kaladesh. When you hear students igniting their gauntlets in innovation classrooms around the world, think of the ambitious work of Ranbir!
>>49343335>Ira Joshi: Fleetwheel Cruiser PilotBorn into a metalworking family in the industrial zone of Embraal, Ira harbored the dream of one day joining the esteemed ranks of the Consulate's Pilots' Union. Though her unorthodox racing methods have often cost her dearly on the track, the Union couldn't ignore her stunning first place performance in the Ovalchase trials last year. This year, Ira was not only inducted into the Union, she was also selected as the official pilot for the Consulate's own Fleetwheel Cruiser. She'll be competing in the Fair's most anticipated ground racing series-surely a performance you won't want to miss!
>>49343366>HIMMAT NEELA: He designed that tree deer in Larger Than LifeOnly a few short years ago, Himmat moved to Ghirapur from the aether-touched forests of Peema with the dream of collaborating with the brilliant inventors of the Lifecrafters Society. He was welcomed with open arms, and since then has been working tirelessly to create many of the marvelous constructs that populate the Greenwheel garden domes. Himmat's pieces elicit a feeling of wonder and awe in all who stop to watch them roam. His Fair submission is based on a miniature design he created as a boy in his treetop home of Peema. With its integrated foliage and elegant lines, Himmat's submission is a living testament to aether's influence on the natural world-and the inventive process.
>>49343366>Kareem the Dwarf: Fleetwheel Cruiser InventorThose who think this Fleetwheel Cruiser looks stunning on the showroom floor should be sure not to miss it in action at Ovalchase Racetrack. A true feat of elegant design, the cruiser has already set multiple Consulate records for speed and performance. Our toolcraft experts, led by the dwarven mechanist, Kareem, have ensured that the cruiser passed the extensive safety tests with flying colors. This means that when out on the track, our talented Consulate pilots can put all of their focus into winning the derby. We expect a brilliant performance this season! The Consulate is excited to announce that following the Inventors' Fair, citizens interested in purchasing their own Fleetwheel can expect to see a Consulate-approved street-ready model made available.
>>49343414>Ritiki: The Servo CompanionWhile the towering, magnificent gearhulks may be the first creations to draw visitors' attention at the fair, we advise fairgoers to seek out the more modestly-sized entries as well, as they are no less impressive. The advancements made in miniaturized automata are astounding; it doesn't take a loupe to see that the inventors behind these intricate designs are supremely talented. The Consulate is particularly excited to welcome inventor Ritika of the Countless Gears inventor society, as he displays his newest servo design for the judges. As a Countless Gears member, Ritika is well-known for his diminutive yet stunning sculptures. Now, it is clear that he has taken his mastery of the miniature and applied it to the mechanics of servo design. These little servo companions will be run through rigorous testing in this year's judging demonstration. They will face speed trials, agility courses, and vertical climbs that will push them to the limits. The Consulate looks forward to identifying the designs with the most potential for mass production.
>>49343432Neerav Soni : Tradewind Airship inventorOne of the most vital tasks the Consulate performs is harvesting and distributing the aether that we all use to keep our vehicles moving, our automatons walking, and our city's gears in motion. While the Consulate's harvesting airships and spires bring a steady supply of aether into our city, we're always eager to be introduced to new and innovative methods that stand to increase the efficiency of our process. With its lightweight filigree, integrated fabrics, and unprecedented agility in the air, the Tradewind Airship has the potential to do just that! Up and coming designer Neerav Soni presents this airship design, which would allow pilots to safely navigate deeper into the aethersphere than ever before. Though Neerav's collection techniques may be somewhat unorthodox, we're more than a little excited to see what our judges think of this radical new design.
>>49343458Adi Thandray: Champion's Heln
>>49343479Suja Pavani: Cloudstone Curio>>49323086
>>49321189Venya Sangmi: Sol Ring>>49321198Shanti Makam: Sculpting Steel>>49322043Venand Kapur, the Gearherder: Steel Overseer>>49321153Jitya Reyath: Cruicble of Worlds >>49321153Anonymous: Mana Crypt
>Amrit Vatam:>>49321144Rings of Brighthearth
>>49343672>>49343649>>49343505>Not knowing those are all just a few of Kumar's multitude of pen names
Most inventors aren't men, this is so weird. Also there's nobody I can point at and say, "wow, this person is fucking badass", except for Ranbir since he looks badass.
>>49344030Ranbir is a humanoid mass of black aether with no sexual traits what's so ever. They have no gender.Also how can you tell which are mena nd which are women?
>>49344069By their traces? What kind of question is that?
>>49344069>Ranbir is a humanoid mass of black aether with no sexual traits what's so ever. They have no gender.Things without any gender can still use gendered pronouns and "he" is generally the default when gender is not present or unknown. Please learn your own language before you try to police it. Also, WotC has said nothing about if Aetherborn do or don't ever chose to take on gendered pronous or gender roles if they wish to. He is wearing clothing that is particularly masculine for a humanoid (mostly exposed upper body) along with having a masculine build, it's fine to refer to them as "he" in casual conversation.Kill yourself tumblr.
>>49344092Traces? What?We dont have pictures for most of them.But here let me try to use google fu>>49343289Eshan:m>>49343311Pihu:f>>49343323Tiya:fRanbir:n>>49343384Himmat:m>>49343414Kareem:m>>49343432Ritiki:m>>49343458neerav:m>>49343479Adi:mDaljit:m>>49323086Suja:f>>49321189Venya:f>>49321198Shanti:f>>49322043Venand:m>>49321153Jitya:f>>49321144Amrit:mSaheeli:fRashmi:fPia :fDovin Baan:mlesbian grandma:fHmm it is a bit female heavy but not insanely so
>>49344163Aetherborn use "they" as a pronoun dumbass. The explicit have no gender, do not identify as such.Hell isnst claiming to be a man when you dont have a dick the more cliche "tumblr" thing to do anyway? You are calling me a tumblr yet arguing for transexual smog people.
>>49344258You literally just quoted the posts with the pictures, are you insane?
>>49344163>>49344280Please, you're both tumblr, just fuck already.
>>49344309Most dont have pictures of the inventors: I had to look up whether they were boy ro girls names.
>>49344315I dont see how I am tumblr for actually knowing how the race works.>>49344258>>49344306Just counted its like 11 to ten in favor of dudes
>>49344326Anyway, I was talking about these people, and you can easily see who's a man and who's a woman. Only one of them looks cool, and he's not even a human being. I can't insert myself when there's no badass men to choose from>>49343289>>49343311>>49343323>>49343335>>49343335>>49343366>>49343384
>>49344371Ranbir looks cool as fuck>I designed a blowtorch. For children!I hope the card they give them will be badass as fuck.
>Kumar?>Look, Ramesh, I made something for that wolf robot from earlier to ride in!>Yes, that's nice and all, but Kumar->Look how much happier he is now! He didn't want to do anything before, now he's moving it around all over the place! Wow, he's a natural at driving that thing!>Kumar, where's the house?
>>49344417>>49344417 >>49344600 Oh my fuckign god they made them look MORE badass
>no more comics of Kumar and Ramesh;_;
>Kumar, this invention of yours is incredible!>I know, Ramesh! Truly, I've outdone myself.>I've never seen such an effective method of exchanging and producing energy.>But more importantly, the lights it makes can be used while dancing>Yes it... what? Dancing?!>Of course! I shall call my invention... the disco ball! Hey, Vidhya, come here! I want to show you something.
>>49345876I've got work today and school tomorrow but i'll see what i can throw together in that time span.
So, there's a card that's called unlicensed disintegration. It implies there are disintegration licenses. My mind's a bit elsewhere, but this screams "exploitable" to me
>>49344258>female heavyIn your post there's literally an equal amount of each.
>...What? Where am I?>It works, Ramesh! My new jar can store a person's memories for later use!>Who's Ramesh?>You're Ramesh.>I'm Ramesh?>Yes!>...>...>...I'm Ramesh?>Perhaps this was a bad idea after all.
I had a dream about Kumar. How he would secretly provide the entire Inventor's Fair with his inventions by using false names.
>>49342256More of the duo!This time with some rough coloring and font!any recomendations on a good comic font?I have Beleren and Beleren Small Caps waiting in the wings for the MTG feel.
>>49351518HEHI like it more when the font is handwritten.
>>49351518Hue.this whole thread is Golden.
>>49351564I agree, as does Tezzeret. I just worry about legibility is all.
>>49321189>how do you think I power the house since you don't let me shove bears into my machine anymore.I don't know what this machine is or does, but I want ten of them.
>>49352714Ghirapur runs on 960 mana a day.That's only 480 bears to power the city, placed in the machine at three minute intervals.
>>49353105Someone should really invent artifact Omnath so that they could push the 480 bears all at once and just store the mana instead of having to do it that often; seems awfully inefficient
>>49353706>>49353105Can you really get 100% of the mana used to summon the creature out of the creature again? A lot of stuff gives you back less mana when sacrificing creatures.
>>49354354Look, if push comes to shove, we'll use Spirit Guides.For now, bears work fine
>>49354409Breaking down the mana components of summoned creatures for power is literally the magical equivalent of nuclear fusion.
>>49354421Does this >>49334946 look like a fucking fusion reactor to you?
>>49354354Works with Blood Pets and Basal Thrulls, but then they're specifically designed for sacrificing. Anyway, Druids are the long term eco-friendly option.
>>49353706First pass at a bear conversion engine. Thoughts?
Krark-Clan IronworksWhat will you reward me, Kumar?
>>49322967>One of the two head writers was forced into early retirementYou mean they retired the writer's head forcefully
>>49354480Make an earlier prototype just a big hamster wheel with a bear in it.
>>49355089That would bearly work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvznTaoSlEKumar and Ramesh are basically Cyanide and Womble.
>>49355939yuk yuk yuk
>what do you think of y latest invention, Ramesh>it looks like a rock Kumar>always with the criticisms Ramesh
>>49357894>Fine, I'll throw it into the garbage disposal portal>Later in Ravnica a random elf gets rekt
>>49358076He has an interPLANAR garbage portal?I guess that would explain why so much of this shit ends up on other worlds though
>>49360823He made a portal to other planes, then realised he couldn't control which plane he'd go to, so he threw it in the bin. Then the bin got teleported to another plane. Now he just uses it as a bin.
>>49325203>muh liberal conspiwacy
>>49325316>having female characters at all means you hate womenOh /tg/. You so crazy.
>>49343782>Kumar?>>No Ramesh, I'm Ramesh.>No, I'm Ramesh.>>Fine, then I'll be... Venya Sangmi>Who's that?>>That's me! I'm also Shanti Makam, Venand Kaput and Suja Pavani.>For what purpose?>>Well, since the Consulate restricted the number of inventions you can enter under any one name, I made an invention that gave me lots of names!>So you made a fake mustache?>>No... Jitya Reyath made a fake mustache.
>>49361864I love you anon.
>>49361864A hearty kek was had
>>49362077The fire rises, I tell ya hwat.
>>49362080>CRASHING THIS PROPANE
>Ramesh, I've created a device to ensure we're never late for anything ever again.>Oh yeah Kumar? What is it?>It's a time machine Ramesh. It allows me to go forward in time by 30 minutes>That brilliant. Just think of all the applications such a device could hold.>Well, it does have one small issue.>yes........>In order to go forward 30 minutes I first must go 60 minutes back in time>That doesn't seem to be much of a time machine>FUTURE ME TOLD ME YOU'D SAY THAT!!!!
>>4936186410/10, needs to be a comic
>>49362409Only if every panel has Kumar wearing a different hat and fake moustache.
>>49362426And each hat must be from a different plane
>>49361864>Kumar invented EVERYTHING at the Fair using false namesHEADCANON ACQUIRED
>>49361864COMICFAG WHERE ARE YOUAlso, why does /tg/ not have more people into Magic and able to draw things?
>Hey Ramesh, what's the worst part about going to the library?>>Please, enlighten me Kumar...>The going part!>>What?>What if in stead of going to the library, the library came to you?>>You made a spiderdroid that fetches books?>Even better! Introducing... The Walking Archive! >>Splendid! For once, a useful invention that will benefit society as a whole. I'm proud of you, Kumar. Where'd you find so many books though?>Ah, that reminds me... Thanks for lending me your library card!>>KUMAAAAAR!!!
>>49364079Drawing is hard, anon. Don't put too much load on the drawfag.
>>49364079No earthly clue. I feel its not just /tg/ that lacks a mtg fanart art scene.Did a quick first panel. Tried to "Kaladesh"-ify the spy kit. Which mostly amounted to turning into an elaborate version of those woolly willy toys.
>>49365303Kaladesh-ifying is probably the best thing about taking random artifacts from all over Magic's history.Keep up the good work, anon!
>>49341540And it's a literally an on-the-spot piece of bullshit that no one really believed.
>>49351766L̨̟̯̫̤̖̼̙̤͈͓͍̫̳͙͆̑̔̂͑̀ͮͪ́ͣ̇ͅe̓̅͗̒̔̾ͯ͊̾ͭ͂ͬ͒͂̌̀̔ͧ҉̴̟̫̮͈͞ĝ̷̜̙̟̳̯̟̗̼̯̗̠͔͕͙̄̃ͧ͗̒ͩ͆͆͑ͨ̿͊͒́̚̚͡ͅi̡̞̳͓̔ͩͪͣͭ́b̈ͭ̊ͬ͆̎ͣ̔̓̃҉̰̗͎̣̲̫͎͖̩͙̹ͅͅi͎̻̦̲̞͕̦̜͎̒ͫ̐̐̿̈ͬ̑̿͌̏̆̄ͯͨ̒̐͘l̛̹̥͕͓̺̮̱̺͔̹̃͗̑͒̊̍ị̷̷͇͍̣̳͙͍̤͓͙ͤͫͯͭ͠͞t̠̞͖̱̟͖̣̲͙̺̓ͩ̇ͦ̽̅́͢͜͠y̢̨̨̏̇̋̚҉̤̘̞̰̫̟̲̳͔̮̩͚͕͓̥ ̵̂̌̊̎̔ͩ͊̑͗ͭͯ̎̈̐͢͜҉̶̞̪̜̼i̟̺͇͇͓̜͈ͫͤ̌̀̊ͨͯͭ͑̄ͤ͛ͣ̓̚̕s̍̌ͨ̅̃̑̂̂͌̍͏̡͖̙̻͈͈̱̥͚͕͔̖͈ ̛̫͉͈̗̭͙̭͉͕͙̝͖͈̲͊̍̇̄̈̋ͩ̊͞͝ͅͅō̢̢̙̞̱̝̳͎̖̳̦̫͖̩͎̹̪̻̖̣̈́̂̒̽̆̐̇̒̏̑̊ͫͤ̊͌͡͡v̢̰̖̖̤̫̤͔̝̱ͧ̅̔ͯ̆͂̐̓́̇̈́̃̏ͨ̆͞e̢͆ͪ̽ͮ͞͏̜̭̝̠̦̝̲͕̱̯͔͍r̃ͧͤ̑̐̋̀҉̵̦͍̟͈͠r̵̡̠̲̞͋̊̈̎́̚͜a̢͈̼͖̗͖͓̦̎̄̽̏́̀̕͡ṭ̯̰̗̣̬̥̰̟͛ͪ̐͛͆̀͑͌͊̄ͪ̀ͯ͐̔̕͜͟͟͠ͅeͫ̀̇́҉̢͚͎͎̬̯͍̙̰̕ͅd̶̸̛̟̣̪͔̤̖͛͂̀̌ͣ͑́ͬ̅͑ͨ̔̿́ͣ̈͐͌ͮ́.̱̲̳͓̣̟̞̜͍̙̼̗̤͔̮͙ͨ̈́̽̆ͣ̃̇̔̿̇͑̑̒̇̀͟͡͠
>>49366053No, it is not.
>>49366099Damn, vapormeme font doesn't work on 4chan. Now I feel like an idiot.
This is a bump. Don't die on me, thread.
>>49366121The zalgotext? I can see it.
>Good morning Ramesh!>Good morning, Kumar. Why did you wake me up so early, the sun's not even out yet->I made an amazing new device! It that doubles our energy output! Now we can run the city using only 240 bears every day!>Kumar, that's astounding! You'll revolutionize Ghirapur! I bet we could even impress the Council with it! We'll present it to them as soon as the sun rises.>Ramesh, the sun already rose.>Then why is it so dark outside?>Well Ramesh, it turns out that the sun is a very good power conduit, and I thought no one would mind if I borrowed it...>KUMAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
>>49367675No, it's in https://www.reddit.com/r/VaporwaveAesthetics/comments/457x9d/exactly_what_font_is_the_a_e_s_t_h_e_t_i_c_font/Only place I could find it.
>>49367701>Kumar has a real job>it's powering the city>it's really important and he does get paid for it>he just has an unnerving amount of free time>>49367854Well, that's weird that it shows up as zalgotext, but 4chan really only supports like three alternate fonts.They should be in the rules somewhere.
>>49325054This. It's fucking perfect.
>>49369275It was a good thread. Hopefully its archived.Sorry I couldn't do more art today, was a little busy. I'll try and pop into Kaladesh Spoilers and Artificiers alley or the Snowflake threads when they happen in the future.
>>49369357You've done an awesome job drawfriend. Thanks for the art