kobold purists BTFOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold
>>50257032yes, they were pretty much the same as fairies, elves, leprechauns, goblins, dwarfs, and the like in early europe.fantasy would be boring if everything that wasn't human were just differently named spirits that were effectively all the same
>>50257186fair, that said some of these homy aspects could be fun, like a Kobold house servant with contracts that are worded to ensure they can prank you if you abuse them, also all sea faring kobolds should wear sailor suits
well now that that is settled, lets dedicate this thread to all our favorite wildly different kobold varieties
>>50257220>all sea faring kobolds should wear sailor suitsI agree, sadly you wouldn't get to see them for very long before the ship sinks
>>50257263Do any published settings have semi-winged raptor kobolds with a double jump ability?
>>50258711nothing ever mentioned, but a simple re-fluff of Urd kobolds perhapse
>>50259855No, Remove Goblins
>>50259929Kobold WORST people, live in CAVES AND DIRT and eat ROTTEN FOOD, cannot ALCHEMY, cannot DRINKING
>>50259970Need no Alchemy, Arcane magic better, Drinking make traps worse, maybe if Drink less Goblins suck less!
>>50258711>feathers>not gorganposis faced kobolds that are both lizard and dog
>>50260057ARCANE MAGIC hah you will summon DEMONS fool! For not drinking, your people WEAK, they would throw up haha maybe they will throw up the ROTTEN BONES they eat haha
>>50260344We have guns, argument invalid
Hai guys what's happening in this thread?
>>50260344Ha you have PUNY GUNS
>>50260680Kobolds are nothing but dragon onaholes!
>>50262493But anon, they have at least 2 different uses.Something something repressed gag reflex.jpg
I always just consider kobolds to be like those prehistoric lizard-like mammal ancestors. scaley skin but also fur and warm blooded.
So, anons, which bit of WoTC kobold lore is creepier? The whole "being eaten by a dragon is an honor" thing from 4e's Dungeon Survival Guide? Or the "they can change genders" thing from 5e's Volo's Guide to Monsters?Actually... has anyone ever had their kobolds have gender oddities - hermaphroditic, gender shifting, whatever - in their games?
Anons? I really want to make a kobold Life Cleric in 5e, but I can't think of any deities a kobold could believably worship to justify that class.Anyone got any suggestions? Homebrew (draconic?) deity, kobold aspect to Tiamat, a "dark mother" deity like Lamashtu or Shub-Niggurath?
Guoh's Kobolds are supreme.
>>50265882What about Tucker's kobolds?
>>50257186Kobolds should be a goblin subrace
>>50265953Do you have an example? I'm unfamiliar with this Tucker.
>>50266075Really they could all be sub-races of fae.Just have your fantasy world have only three types of creatures, humans, fae, and ghosts
>>50264296All dragonkin believe their creator god was hermaphroditic and created them in it's image. They believe the division of gender, along with the rest of variety they display, was a curse placed on them by other gods envious of their perfection. They generally pursue shapeshifting magic in an attempt to return themselves to that perfection.
>>50266104So...what type of creature is a bear?
>>50266249>faenever trust the faenever trust a bear
>>50266135These are fantastic. I was speaking in terms of visual design.
>>50266365I know, I was mostly teasing you, assumed you were in on the fun of these guys.
>>50266075DIRTY KOBOLD will never be MIGHTY GOBLIN
>>50266445both are just slap-fighting over sempai's attention.It's a fruitless struggle though, since they'll never compete with gelatinous cube
>>50266135Tuckers Kobolds, the best and most awesome story of a group of players who forgot they were in a turn-based game and decided that blind terror is the best plan.
>>50257032>kobold puristWhat do you mean by that? Do you mean those that see kobolds as tiny lizard-guys? Because that's not a purist. A kobold purist would be someone who sees a kobold as it's written in that wikipedia link. So why would they be BTFO?
>>50266549Don't think too hard about it. OP is a faggot, post kobolds.
>>50257032>wikipediaNow that intelligent men are in charge of the country, can we pass a law about how the millenials and antipatriots keep making up things and acting like they're real? Global warming, microaggressions, transgenderism, none of its real.
>>50266492CUBE hah i am LAUGHING cube is ingredient for ALCHEMY not threat haha YOU ARE JOKE CUBE, WHY NOT BE ROUND HAHA
>>50263759you mean like >>50260315
>>50266549I think OP was talking about the constant bitching between lizard kobolds and Dogbolds
>>50266915OP's a massive faggot and best ignored. He probably prefers that stupid anime girl "kobold."
>>50266940ALL KOBOLD ARE MASSIVE FAGGOTHAVE BOTH MAN AND LADY PARTS HAHA
>>50266767>WHY NOT BE ROUNDThen there'd be dirt in all the corners of the place.
>>50266977>Not being versatilewhut r u gey?
>>50266994why would cube care cube is DIRTY PEOPLE LIKE DIRTY KOBOLD
>>50266977They may be faggots, but at least they're not lazy like squishy goblin things. Both make good food, though
>>50267015>those teeth>that tailObvious kobold/goblin half breed detected
>>50267031lazy HAHA dirty kobold rely on TRAPS FOR WORK no hunting no fishing can't work! name a thing dirty kobold invented OH WAIT YOU CANT kobold never invent anything, sit around all day playing with man and lady parts haha
>>50267063WRONG no reason kobold women are UGLY, can't even DRINKING. no one wants BAD LIZARD DICK LADIES if they get GORGEOUS GOBLIN WOMEN
>>50267113>needing to be some hourglass bimboKobolds not need stupid bimbo curves, have refined beauty in scales and form
>>50267223not even BOOBSkobold 'girl' is GROSS, would rather fuck CUBE haha
>>50267381>Doesn't know kobolds can have titsis a kobold for every taste!
>>50267488she still has UGLY LIZARD FACE and BROKEN LEGS haha come to goblin dungeon we will bend legs back for you haha
Dogbolds are best... but this is my favourite half way between the two design
>>50267577when will KOBOLD decide if it is UGLY LIZARD or DIRTY FLEA-DOG haha why choose? both will not have CLASSY like NOBLE GOBLINS
>>50267577I like the idea of kobolds being as diverse as dragons themselves running from dog, to Raptor >>50257263 to reptomammal >>50260315 Pangaloon etc.
>>50267628>tfw you recognize the artist and feel ashamed for it
>>50267611nothing noble about monoform Goblins, kobolds have shape for all occasions!
>>50267717UGLY shape for UGLY occasion haha so DIFFERENT because kobold cannot stop putting MAN PARTS IN LIZARDS haha maybe it is they cannot tell apart from LADY kobold haha
can the goblin shit poster actually leave?
>>50267900GOBLIN will never leave, goblin come to your FORTRESS, goblin come to your DUNGEON, goblin come to your CAVE AND DIRT HOLE until KOBOLD REMOVE
>>50267948the joke isn't funny anymore
>>50268044no joke, only remove
>>50267671Why are you ashamed? Could be worse.
>>50268131>could be worseCould be better.
>>50268195Okay, so it is ROCK OFF now!
>>50268218WE Have Full band!
>>50268131d-dirty kobold should not make feelings like this...
>>50268260noble goblin will DRUM SOLO UNTIL REMOVE!
>>50268263TRAITOR to goblin cause, no inviting to ROCK OFF for you now
>>50268274>>50268293GOOD! Goblins bring Vocals too!
>>50268343so much SING you wish you had EARS
>>50268376Look at all kobold prizes and weep!
>>50268525such PUNY prizes worthy of dirty kobold! GOBLINS get prizes, GOBLINS know how to USE prizes haha!
>>50268566[OOC thats actually pretty damn cool]Kobold know how use prizes tooo!
>>50268821Thanks. DESU I fucking loved the kobard.why TAKE prizes when you can MAKE PRIZES? haha OH WAIT kobold live in mud and dirt, cannot SMART enough to make prizes haha!
>>50268566Goblin so scared and weak to TAKE prizes they have to make own cruddy prizes.Kobold bet Goblin not even have smarts to space
>>50268869am slightly hampered by lack of good kobold art to find>IM>FUCKING>PLYING
>>50267113>>50267063>>50267015For real I'm not actually curious about the result of some goofy Goblio and Kobliette pairing and what such an offspring would look like
>>50268946>>50268991we space ALL the time, take prizes make prizes WE CAN BOTH, have MANY MORE PRIZES and BEAUTIFUL women than dirty kobold!
>>50268946MOST FAMOUS GOBLIN OF ALL SPACE, I GIVE DARES TO NAME ONE FAMOUS SPACE KOBOLD
>>50269074What good is famous goblin if dead goblin?None that is what!You never hearing of famous Kobold because Kobold is secret space kobolds. Never see, never hear, until to late and kobolds strike
>>50269153dead is HERO, dead is HISTORY BOOKcoward kobold only in secret space because cannot into COURAGEPictured: it is COURAGE
>>50269219>that snoot booping claw
>>50269274we can sell DELICIOUS TREATS better than kobold, what do you make cookies from hah I bet MUD AND DIRT!
>>50269195Courage just pretty word for to stupid to alive.Goblin hero to stupid to not die. Kobold smart to knowing that sneaking and planning ambush can kill stupid creatures and keep kobold alive. Traps let stupid creatures kill themselves because they are to stupid to see traps
>>50269666this is why kobold never wins war. all the time HIDE and never the time FIGHT. also your babies are eggs haha goblin babies BITE A KOBOLD IN THE LIZARD FACE. we come to your dirtcave and make omelette while you hide haha
>>50269724Kobold is favorite of FUKKEN DRAGONS! What do Goblins have? HobGoblins? Orcs? the occasional Nilbog posession?!
>>50269779FAVORITE? OH HAHA YOU ARE MAKING THE DAY OF MINE!whycome do you think they are have you around? dragons have NO RESPECT for dirt kobold, keep them in lairs to protect DRAGON PRIZES. kobold TOO PUNY to take prizes and dragon knows, so they give TINY PRIZES and PATS ON HEAD to good little STUPID KOBOLDdragons made you from DRAGONS THEY HATE. breed them into PUNY dragon, not fire breathing, not wing flapping. kobold are SLAVES and too STUPID to see, think they are FAVORITE haha stupid kobold, yes enjoy your LITTLE PRIZES, get them from BEGGING haha
>>50269724Kobold no need to go and fight. Fight comes to Kobold where Kobold wants fight. Stupid goblins come into warrens and find ambush. To stupid to find traps. Goblin never make it to eggs because clever traps and leave run scared
>>50269836GOBLIN LIES! GOBLIN KNOW NOTHING! GOBLIN FAIL TO SEE TRUTH! GOBLIN WILL BE NOTHING FOR ALL TIME!And Kobold make better pirates too!
>>50269854HAHA we send more goblins, kobold take so long to have child, many months eating DIRT AND ROCKS to make egg babies. many goblins come, not afraid of death! we EXPLODE warrens with powderfire, make rocks fall on KOBOLDS who hide in sneaking holes haha then go back to your DRAGON and beg for more traps because too STUPID to make prizes haha
Alright stop that, this thread has gotten entirely too silly!
>>50269896FALSE LIES from LIAR KOBOLD, goblins are BEST PIRATES, many sailings, get all the boats, make BIG CANNONS to STEAL PRIZES. kobold throw rocks at boats because cannot LEARN POWDERFIRE haha think they are CROCODILES but no breathing when water haha you will DROWN and boats ON FIRE from LOUD GOBLIN CANNONS
>>50269958one thing goblin and dirty kobold can agree for: DIRTY HUMAN GO HOME, TOO QUIET AND NOT GREEN, GO HOME HUMAN GO SAVE PRINCESS BECAUSE WE TAKE THEM HAHA
>>50269906Goblin dumber than it looks! Kobolds master at making childs. Kobolds can switch sex to maximize child making. We always have more kobolds whenever you show up. We poor sticky fire on you from cave ceiling and make your powerfire explode you instead!
>>50269958>>50269974Smelly human not invited to Kobold Goblin anti-human hangouts! Go find adventurers to kill rats from basement because can't even kill rats!
>>50270012then we bring enough to bring WHOLE WARRENS down! bring big smashy WAR MACHINE and break through walls haha, WHO CAN CARE ABOUT TRAPS? goblins so smart, we build a DAM to make WARRENS FLOOD, drown all kobold, your STICKY FIRE good only for BOILED EGGS THEN HAHA!
>>50263759>Synapsid Kobolds I really like this idea
>>50270062HAHA this is right, humans cannot kill rats. make WHOLE CHURCH just to fight little demons, afraid of IMPS who are PUNY (but good at party and drinking) and send whole parties into dungeons to DIE hahasoon we will TAKE surface world, you wait. then princesses and castles become GOBLIN wife and home, haha
>>50270099>wanting stupid pink things for wifethis why Goblins inferior
Well, I was going to ask a question and bro g up some discussion, but it seems that the shitposting quotient is far too high in this thread. I guess that's fine.I'll just wait until Goblin /pol/ leaves
>>50270064kobold scorcerer master of breaking war machines. Kobolds great swimmer and make drains for floodwater, nothing but make harder for goblins to enter.
>>50270132only WANT so human can't HAVE, same rule as any prizes, stupid KOBOLD not understand rules of prizes because NEVER GET PRIZES unless BEG from a DRAGON haha
>>50270154oh yes kobold GO FOR A SWIM that goes WELL for you haha just let water come, soon boiled eggs for ALL goblins haha
>>50270148HUAMNS afraid to even ASK QUESTION with goblins around haha, so PUNYno but really ask your question, there's room for more than one discussion per thread, bro
>>50270185kobold makes drains and levy to keep water away from eggs. only thing goblin is going to boil is stupid goblin
>>50270281oh so you dont live in DAMP CAVE full of ROT AND MILDEW haha, it is like human game operation, DONT BE TOUCHING THE SIDES HAHA
>>50270184>>50270209Well, I was going to bring up something that's always miffed me, with both Kobolds and other reptile races.Why are they always depicted as Digitigrade? Most all reptiles (save for a few extinct dinosaurs) are Plantigrade, as are many depictions of dragons. Further, even if we were to call then a pseudo mammal-reptile that doesn't seem right either, since digit I grade is mostly found in Order Carnivora, and even the primitive pseudo-mammals like the Synapsids were plantigrade.Plus Plantigrade is much more conducive for a subterranean lifestyle than digitigradeI'm sorry, I may be fine with both sides of the breast debate, but the legs part just bothers me.>>50270281>>50270300Actually, if I recall correct, Races of the Dragon states that a Kobold Warren can often end up as architecturally sophisticated as a Dwarven Settlement, except with less carvings and more intricately designed traps and switches
>>50270300All you do is give kobold the power of the storm lights. Now traps even more strong, and now walls deadly to stupid goblins that try and get in and touch walls
>>50270403In-universe, I'd assume, since kobolds are often more doglike, that its one of the canine features they held onto even after becoming more deaconic. The out of character reason is, of course, furries, but that's not as fun to contemplate.
>>50270281Is this an album cover?
>>50270416if traps SURVIVE stormlights, arcane energies make them all GO OFF AT ONCE. sneaky kobolds not sneaky when running around to reset traps haha maybe you will get lucky and have STORM DRAGON come help you, too PUNY to fight haha
>>50270457So what your saying is, the one true Kobold should have equal parts canid and draconic features?I like the way you think.
>>50270494humans, psh....too STUPID to know of tineye!
>>50270513I suppose it could be taken that way. I prefer a nice mix of mythologies, and I always figured a lot of the 'cute' behaviors people give kobolds are also more doglike, possibly including their loyalty to dragons (whether that's a dog/master relationship of a 'follow the alpha dog' relationship varies). I guess what I'm REALLY saying in regards to kobolds is REMOVE
>>50270403well when a human walks or runs barefoot on a hard or rough surface they do so on the balls of their feet to reduce stress on the joints. I assume since they tend to be barefoot and live in rocky caves that they do the same. being bipedal may have something to do with it as well.
I smell goblins in this thread.
>>50270567Except Humans are plantigrade, as are most fossorial animals like Rodents, Moles, Shrews and the like. You only see digitigrade in obligate chase/stalker predator families
>>50270665COME TO REAL GOBLIN FORTRESS PUNY MMO HUMAN, WE MATCH YOUR LEVEL GUARANTEED HAHAWas expecting GS way sooner, honestly
>>50270501Spike pit now stronger, Tripwire is now trap in itself, hang metal strings from ceiling is now trap, slanted floor slick with algae from water makes fall into wall is now trap, Tie web of metal string all over hallways so goblins must slow down to try and wiggle through giving kobold time to attack from holes in ceiling!
>>50270735JUST EXPLODE ALL, NOT EVEN WORTH EGGS
>>50270762>Try to explode tunnel>tunnel fills with magic Bakelitegg no re
>>50270684They are, and so should kobolds. Humans do walk similar to digigrade when on hard/rough terrain while barefood. Kobolds tend to be barefoot and live most of their lives in rocky caves where the ground is rough/hard. So while they are plantigrade they almost never walk that way because of the environment they live in.Alternatively the fact they are bipedal and live in rocky caves could have caused them to evolve digigrade legs
>>50270699he probably wasn't sure what to do about the Kobolds
>>50270811maybe they have adaptable stance?
>>50270824>he probably wasn't sure what to do about the Koboldsbreed them
>>50270762>>50270735>>50270762>>50270735Why are you guys fighting? Both of you, get back to groveling, this dungeon isn't gonna clean itself. Seriously look at you two. Here's pointers: 1) you're both green, 2) you're both tiny and 3) you both can be easily CRUSHED UNDER HE HELL OF THE FIENDLORD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RALLYING UNDER.I swear to god, I'm just going to breed your species into one insufferable ratfuck breed so you stop bickering. You both do exactly the same shit anyway, blow yourselves up and bicker for no reason. You both have short, ugly women who don't even come CLOSE to succubi, and you both need to get back into the FUCKING PIT BEFORE I BRING OUT THE LASH.Abominations of the ninth circle, I can hardly stand minion races. Dumb as rocks, I tell ya.
>>50270836well they ARE enemy of Goblins who's genocide he's dedicated himself to
>>50270811>Alternatively the fact they are bipedal and live in rocky caves could have caused them to evolve digigrade legsI counter with PikasFurther many other rocky environ plantigrade creatures manage just fine.If anything, Digitigrade would be more sensible if they loved in open Tallgrass Prairie and Savannah rather than rocky areas, where they would need a foot with more surface area on the sole for better purchase>>50270834Plantigrade and Digitigrade refers to skeletal structure, not stance.
>>50270893>one insufferable ratfuck breedhttp://www.lomion.de/cmm/tari.phpThe Tari take offense
>>50270893Insulting, denigrating and enslaving my race, you better believe that's a Paladin
>>50270933tell that to Mountain Goats
>>50270964Something worth uniting over.
>>50270933Pika and other subterranean plantigrades are also quadrupeds so the stress of their body weight is always spread across multiple legs as well as their knees only fully extending when leaping or running and are always bent when making contact with the ground to absorb shock. Or they only stand and fight on the balls of their feet to appear bigger to try and frighten off predators?
>>50270964>>50271008Oh man, a handful of minions decided to fuck off and go hang with that big lighthouse in the sky, I'm fucking QUAKING. Or I would be if either of your shit races could swing a sword longer than one of my fingers. Here's an idea, GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I SEND YOU TO A PLANE OF ETERNAL TORMENT.>>50270943You get back to work too, you fuckin' glorified skaven. The Warpstone needs mining and I'm sure as fuck too good to do it, so chop chop.
>>50271045thats because they never level up under thumb like you leave themTRASHMOB REVOLUTION!
>>50270986Which are strictly quadriped, whereas Pikas are saltatorial semi-bipeds. Goats aren't even Digitograde, they are Unguligrade, and that hoof is made specifically as a shock absorber. Digitigrade and Unguligrade works well for quadrupeds, because the loss of balance and stability from being Digitigrade is balanced out due to the balanced body plan.Also, contrary to what you may think, Digitigrade and Unguligrade feet suffer from shock more than plantigrade, due to the lessened surface area and the increassed verticle stress on the tarsels.Further, Goats are Bovids and evolved from primarilly grazing animals, and their body plan is built more for quick movement to escape predators and sprightly movement, not for traversing caverns and fossorial environs.>>50271036Or when feeding, or holding objects.Further everything you just said applies doubly so to Digitigrade and Unguligrade animals. due to body weight stress on the Tarsels, which would be even greater on a bipedal body plan due to the shift in the weight distribution.
>>50271127NEWSFLASH: ya gotta EARN levels. And your species are pretty much shit at even surviving that long. Honestly? It's more cost effective to throw your ilk at adventurers in a wave rather than train you or equip you well. There's always gonna be more, you little shits breed nonstop because you don't know how not to.Please, try and rebel, I got PLENTY of AOE spells and I'm not giving a fuck about the sanctity of your lives ANYTIME soon.
>>50271133SO what advantage do birds and dinosaurs gain from the Digitigrade biped set up?
>>50271190>that moment when you wonder why you work for this guy
>>50271259>really dude, a smoke grenade!? What the hell is that supposed to do? He doesn't need to see me to swallow me when I'm already halfway down its throat!
>>50271207We went over this. Threat of endless torment. Y'all talking like you WANT to see the pit of hate right now.
>>50271481Not even really in this thread anymore, but couldn't NOT post the parallel here.
>>50271191Sorry, I was in the shower.Anyway, as stated above, Digitigrade is good for chase and ambush predators (usually cursorial or arborial in nature), much like how most canines and felines act. Digitigrade increases stride, decreases surface area to reduce drag against the ground. While stability would be a problem for the bipedal dinos and birds, they often work around it with wide splayed-out toes, less dense body structure (such as hollow bones), an altered center of gravity due to horizontal body plane(effectively using the same geometry as quadrupeds) and long tails for counterbalance, and alterations in dactyly (such as toe postion, size, and fusion of digits). Further, many dinosaurs tended to also be semi-digitigrade, meaning they still rested alot of weight in the space between the fingers and heelIt should also be noted that some birds, specifically the Loons and Grebes are plantigrade. Further chicks walk with their whole foot on the ground.Now, most birds (with the exception of running/flightless birds) don't use their feat for climbing or travel, but rather for grasping, holding, catching, killing (exclusively raptors, and they have their own plethora of specific foot adaptations) jumping, cradling, and swimming. Their light body structure give them advantages in jumping and in flight take off, but for most birds their preffered and fastest method of travel and escape is still flight, which is true even in primarily land based species like Quail.Ostritches are freaks and exceptions. Their feet and legs have become so highly specialized that its bare digitigrade anymore in terms of function, and honesl the only reason they've held on to that design is to take advantage of leg length and as an evolutionary remnantAs for more info on dinos, I admit its not my forte, as I specialize in Wildlife Biology, not Paleontology.In short, for Kobolds to be digitigrade, they'd need more specialized body plan adaptations, and be less humanoid shape
>>50271791Now, I'd love to chat more, but I have a Mammology Practical tomorrow, and I'm going to get some sleep.
This thread perfectly demonstrates why scalies and goblinfuckers are autistic fetishists that should be in camps.
>>50271805Its been fun chatting with you
>>50271823But they are all cute... except the fae.>>50271905Oh my god, a bit of roleplaying beside the image dump, on /tg/ of all places. Everyone is autistic and a cuck and degenerate and baiting.
>>50271905FIGHT ME FAGGOTGod help me for bringing life to a thread that would have been dead yesterday otherwise, huh? By the way, I love your lizard waifus as much as you do, so you can eat a dozen hermaphrodite kobold dicks. I'm having fun you cuck.
>>50257032My goblins are boston terrier people and my kobolds are aberdeen terrier people anyway.
>>50272426Found the furry
>>50272510Degeneracy and heresy are what, anon. You could get raped by demons.And not in the way you want, either
>>50271505Says the loser that'll get beaten by a farmer with a pointy metal stick.
>>50272468I just want hordes of little dogs who speak.
no one likes a kiss ass
>>50271905The discussion on the pros and cons of foot structure was interesting and educational
>>50272667HA, yeah, like those prophecies ever mean shit. Sure, some HUMAN is going to pick up a sword and kill ME, the ninth son of the ninth bride of Okwerzeqush and free the goblins, kobolds and ratfolk he hates OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART. Man you minion races are really graspjng at straws here.
>>50272685>I just want hordes of little dogs who speak.There is literally nothing wrong with this.I think that's awesome actually.Calling them goblins and kobolds makes me want to slap you until my arms get tired, but terrier people could be good stuff.
>>50266599golly mister! What does the inside of your lower intestine look like?How's it feel to be anti-government but begging for laws that control people's lives?
Alright /tg/, I've been developing my own design for kobolds.I'm not saying the design is original, just how I'm going to be drawing them for a couple projects I hop to finish by the next year.I'd appreciate any design notes you have on this sketch.
>>50273560>What does the inside of your lower intestine look like?It's entirely FULL TO THE BRIM with his opinions.
>>50273569Thanks for fulfilling they one request for me
>>50273603No problem, I'm glad you liked it enough to keep it.Although I'm definitely glad I moved away from the Dobby ears.
>>50273639yeah, the dobby ears are a bit weird. Otherwise cool stuff.
>>50271905I'm calling the Tunnel Fighters to clean this mess up, no worries.
>>50273704>>50273836oh look it is GNOME POLICE, or is it dwarfs I CANT TELL YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME HAHA why not go bake a cookie you LAWN ORNAMENTS
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>>50273914oh yes go ahead TRY AND SLAP haha. goblin girls love man who has MANY GNOME FINGERS on necklace, will be taking ALL FINGERS from your slapping hand haha
>>50273914Wow, a use of this that makes sense in context
>>50273934Sorry greenie, can't hear ye over the sound of all the screaming and lava
>>50273935I haven't seen a David the Gnome reaction image in years. I feel like 4chan is truly dead.
>>50273704>>50273836>>50273869>>50273934>>50274001KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN, I'M TRYING TO ENSLAVE ALL OF YOU AND YOU KEEP FUCKING UP MY CHANTING FFS.I SWEAR MY NEW POLICY IS JUST GONNA BE EVERYTHING BELOW THREE FEET TALL GETS ICED. SHORT PEOPLE GOT NO REASON TO LIVE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE LIFE AN ENDLESS NIGHTMARE OF FLESH-RENDING AND FEAR IF YOU FUCKING MIDGETS DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hey, everyone. Nice to meet ya. I don't mean to be a bother but is this the lair of the ancient evil? Like "The darkest blight 'pon the land" or somethin' like that? I forget how it goes, but it's real important. I been lookin' all day and I keep gettin' the wrong places. I'm not accustomed to this travelling business, see, but that nice old wizard said I was the guy, and the baron gave me this magic sword and talking horse and all this nice gear and sent me out with his army and everything, and it'd be a shame if I was to let them all down now by getting lost.
>>50274242UHUM SHIT UHYeah no it's not here. Nah, the evil...it moved on. To a different spot. Like waaay far that way, to the uh...east. Better go there, I hear its plans are REALLY close to being done. Make sure you kill a bunch of goblins and kobolds on the way there, they said something about being servants of the dark one or something...so...uh...bye.
>>50274242Nah, this is the lair of the fairly recent bastard! Lair of the ancient evil is a few mountains south of here, lots of green fire coursing upon the rocks, eternal storm, powerful glamour preventing you from seeing it until you're there, you can't miss it!
>>50274357>>50274358So, south....east? Okay, southeast it is! Thank you kindly, folks. I'll see ya on my way back.
>>50274242>>50274358Umm... this isnt THE Ancient Evil, bit we do have this evil guy here, he's been really cruel to us, could you handle it?
>>50274409What's that? Oh, well, look at you, you sure are a cute little critter. I guess maybe I could stop off and rid you of this "fairly recent bastard" guy, seein' as I'm here and all. Let me just tell the wizard and the army guys, this'll only take a minute.
>>50274398FUCKING DAMMIT!!>>50274409You were too slow!!
>>50274442Calm down, he listened afterall
>>50274441Agree with kobold. Work long hours. take no breaks. demon is a NO FACE SHIT MAN.
>>50274441human guess what? not fighting anymore. all join against NO FACE SHIT DEMON MAN! demons think they are so great, not even come to plane when they want haha HEY DEMON IF YOU LIKE FIRE WE HAVE MANY POWDERFIRES FOR YOU HAHA
>>50274510>>50274526Okeydoke. Tell you little fellas what, you come on out and join us for dinner tonight. The wizard conjures some good stuff. We'll attack at dawn, on account of my magic sword is all double unstoppable then. By midday tomorrow you won't have to worry about this no face demon feller anymore.
>>50275468Those are some great dragonborn designs
>>50271905Goblin qts have charm about them, feral fleshlights for our fun.
>>50273914>>50273704Didn't that show end with the Gnome going off into the forest to die?
No one has posted Kit Prin yetWhat the hell guys
>>50277151I'm sorry we have failed you.
>>50271335Sauce? Google gives me absolutely nothing.
>>50278357I think I saw that on https://e621.net/
>>50278357probably because I removed a panelhttps://e621.net/post/show/770682/anthro-anus-breasts-butt-claws-clitoris-clothed-cl
Where do Kobolds come from in your settings?
>>50278516Mutated dragon hatchlings transformed into pale, neotenous/humanoid imitations of themselves by the magical apocalypse that blew up the world. There's no dragons left, but they can sense they're not what they were, and many are obsessed with undoing it, which led to the various reptilian monsters populating the setting as a result of their experiments.They're also simultaneous hermaphrodites, but that was a trait of the original dragons.
>>50278461I was hoping for a weird comic... ah well. Thank you very much in any case.
>>50278590there is a reason I removed a panel in the first place.
>>50278516They evolved from saurian creatures after the stone of first magic struck the earth, setting off magical mutations in native life that would give rise to griffins, basalisks, cockatrices and other such beasts, but kobold were the first sapient life to develop on this world, their empires rose and fell and it was up to their sapient super soldiers, the dragons to take up the mantel, that they quietly erased evidence that the kobolds made them and not the other way around was the first act of hubris to lead the path to their own fall. kobolds themselves are wildly diverse between tribes, some lizard like, others dromeosaurid, and others still like Cynodonts, between these still tribe that can be sequential or simultaneous hermaphrodites, ensuring that they are not likely to go extinct any time soon
>>50274001dwarf fortress kobolds are the shittiest race by far>try to be thieves but fail horribly>fucking birds outperform them as thieves>physically inferior>only seem to use copper>live in fucking caves>can only speek in utterances>have basic, tribal ethicscompare that to goblins>well-armed and armored>can fuck your dwarves up with brutal ambushes and sieges>build grand fortresses>have an advanced culture with many bards and philosophers>have interesting, libertarian ethics for which they are unjustly persecuted
>>50278664The fuck is a cynodont
>>50279059Literally first thing on Google>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CynodontMoron
>>50278664>>50278578Sounds pretty fucking neato my kobolds and goblins were just familiars made by rival magic users that ended up running wild when they both died
>>50278516Cave-dwelling subspecies of goblinoids
>>50278664I'm honestly kind of surprised how few people seem to freak out over the idea of kobolds being either hermaphroditic or just natural gender-benders. Does it make that much sense they have traits like that to avoid being wiped out by all the big nasties in the world around them?
>>50278516Goblins who entered a magical pact with a dragon to serve it.
>>50273560>wanting good laws and not bad laws is antigovernmentWow, are mad because you can't get a position on obamacare's death panels?
>>50280253It adds up with how quickly they can populate a place and infest it, botherwise for good and ill
>>50266249It's a fat dog
>>50281202Oh, I know it makes sense. It's why I used it in my own setting. I'm just kind of surprised not to see /tg/ screaming its head off about "deviant!" at the notion.
>>50282152I think it's those into it for... that reason trying to keep it to themselves and those who think it's weird either not being here or just keeping their thoughts to themselves
>>50278664Do your Kobolds have any special powers?