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Let's make a system, /tg/.

We're gonna have five races. 2 and 9 decide which.
Go!
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>>50472984
Ettins
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>>50472984
ROBOTS
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>>50472984
Beastmen
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>>50472984

Assbabies
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Asexual Catfolk
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Trashpeople
>they're like Oscar the grouch but there's more of them
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>>50472984
Neckbeards.
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>>50472984
big dick fey-like monster aliens that make more of them by turning other species into them!

Through buttsex and tantric ritual magic!
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the Cockfolk
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>>50472984
Shapeshifting lizard people.
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>>50472984
Mimics.
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Anime Girls
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Rolling for a race of orcs that keep female kobolds as slaves and cut them apart for their own pleasure.
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>>50472984

Dwarves
goblins
giant size kobolds who aren't the underdogs for once
frikken bird people
and
fey. not the pretty kind. the grimm kind.
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holy shit this thread is a missfest.

also, sheeple
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Duckmen
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>>50473129
well thats one down.

>>50472984
Anime dads for #9
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>>50472984

Fart elementals
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>>50473129
>>50473142
oh god
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albino murder elves who live in in a plane paralel to our existence which is a frozen wasteland without sunlight.Portals were opened by asshole wizards a long time ago. They want our shit. They will either take our shit, or they can be bribed to keep others of their kind from taking all of your shit, for some of your shit.
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>>50472984
Humans but with dicks for Heads
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anthropomorphic pangolins
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Humans
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Tortoises
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>>50473129
>>50473142
So real life then?
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>>50472984
Niggers
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The Welsh....
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Lobstermen
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>>50472984
respectable skeletons
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>>50473184


Fuck. We made japan. Sheeple who just live to work and regurgitate what they are told and the unnatural abominations they hold up on a pedestal.
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Sentient slugs who practice an ancient martial arts style which consists entirely of beating people to death with your own intestines.
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>>50472984
Faceless green men whose entire purpose is to anger, sadden, confuse, or otherwise bring distress upon regular people.
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Crab people.
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>>50473202
>>50473192
>>50473142
>>50473129
4 down, one to go
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>>50472984
Birdpeople that can't fly but still have wings
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Liberals
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>>50473208
Modern day horror campaign in Japan.
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>>50472984
Sea cucumber people.
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pet rocks
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>>50473192

Many Keks.

Rerolling for Asexual Catfolk
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>>50473228
republicans
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>>50473232
bingo!

Anime girls, the Welsh, respectable skeletons, sheeple and sea cucumber people.
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lolcatfolk
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>>50473232
>>50473192
>>50473202
>>50473142
>>50473129
Wow, a setting where the Welsh are actually the most normal people around. This is gonna be a cluster fuck.
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So here's what we got:

>Anime Girls
>Sheeple
>Welsh
>Respectable Skeletons
>Sea Cucumber People

Now to choose the five classes. 2 and 9 decide.
Go!
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>>50473259
I am having difficulty imagining how these all merge together.
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>>50473270
Skater Kid
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>>50473270
Luchadore
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Astronaut. (I rolled for anime girls)
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>>50473270
Male fighter
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>>50473270
cyber cowboy
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>>50473270

Wage slave.
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>>50473270
Bicyle Repairman
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>>50473270
Sexy Dominatrix
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>>50473270
Bacon Master
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>>50473270
Time wizard
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>>50473270
Dick shamans.
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White Mage
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>>50473270
Antipaladin
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>>50473270
Aperture Science Test Subject
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Meth-head Thug
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>>50473270
Semen Demon
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>>50473270
Goat.
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>>50473312
>>50473309
Something for the sheeple and the welsh to be I guess
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>>50473270
Soccer hooligan
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>>50473309
>>50473312
>>50473332


So far we have wage slaves, test subjects, and bacon masters.
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>>50473278
A hybrid of Imperial Japan and the British Empire, ruled over by an undead aristocracy granted the secret of unlife by a race of strange undersea creatures.
OBVIOUSLY.
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>>50473270
Space Marine (40k Style)
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Laser Ghost
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>>50473278
Planet filled with lots of islands.

The surface world is populated by sheeple, who worship Anime girls as goddesses and revere them.

The only group not to worship them are the Welsh, who are seen as outcasts by the sheeple.

The Sea cucubber people live underwater (duh) but venture onto the coasts to trade.

Lastly the respectable skeletons are the oldest and rarest race. They act as arbitrators, sages, mediators and artists.

>>50473270
Welsh Internet Defence Enforcer.
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>>50473270
The letter O.
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>>50473352
>>50473339
>>50473332
>>50473312
>>50473309
Five!
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>>50473352

Now this right here is the welsh class. Clearly the sheeple are mostly wage slaves.
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Tantrika
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>>50473270

Hamburglar
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>>50473270

Proctologists
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>Setting has Welsh and Sheeple
This can't end well
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>>50473377

so thus far we have

>Anime Girls
>Sheeple
>Welsh
>Respectable Skeletons
>Sea Cucumber People

who can be

>Wage slaves
>Bacon masters
>Semen demons
>Aperture science test subjects
>Soccer Hooligans
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>>50473407
Love can BAAHHH!
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>>50473407
>>50473433

How did i miss that?
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So we got

>Wage Slaves
>Bacon Masters
>Aperture Science Test Subjects
>Semen Demons
>Soccer Hooligans

Good job guys. Now let's make some monster races. I think 10 it's plenty for now. 2 and 9 decide.
Go!
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>>50473432
>sheep
>semon demon
>in a world of Welsh
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>>50473460
NEETs
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>>50473460
Muslims
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>>50473460
Morris Dancers
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>>50473460
Chicken tikka Masala
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>>50473460
>doujin tentacle monsters
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>>50473460
High Fructose Corn Syrup
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>>50473460
Redditors
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>>50473460

Englishman.
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>>50473432
>>50473460
Preferred classes are:

Anime girls: semen demons
Sheeple: Wage slaves
Welsh: Soccer hooligans
Sea cucumber people: Aperture science test subjects
Respectable skeletons: bacon masters
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>>50473460
Roody Poos
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>>50473460
Obama
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>>50473460
Rogue Mecha
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>>50473460
Dragon dildoes
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>>50473460
4chan posters
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>>50473472
Thank you, Anon.

Also rolling for a race of sentient Fedoras.
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>>50473460
Heroic Bicyclists
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>>50473460
4chan browsers.
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>>50473460
SJWs
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>>50473460
Niggers
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>>50473460
Anal seepage
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>>50473509
>>50473479
>>50473472
three so far
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>>50473472

The NEET is the natural enemy of the Anime Girl, who they hunt in large packs. Brave Semen Demons lure the NEETs away so the rest can escape.
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>>50473460
Bovril.
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>>50473460
DEATH MEN
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>>50473460
Virtual Optim
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>>50473522
/pol/ pleas leav
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>>50473460
Teletubbies
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>>50473460
Lolicons
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>>50473460
Succubi/ Incubi
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>>50473530
Is it sad that all of this fits a little too well?
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>>50473460
Sentient suitcases
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>>50473494

Damn straight.
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>>50473539
Should that count as a vote for /pol/ as a monster race?
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>>50473460
Three 'Legged' Men
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>>50473460
Tuesdays
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>>50473460
Blonde girls dressed in lion costumes
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>>50473554
holy shit yes
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>>50473460
nu males
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>>50473460
Sentient Crystal Robots
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>>50473460

Frogposters
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>>50473460
Dindus
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>>50473547

It really is all coming together quite well isn't it? In a horrible sort of way, but that makes sense considering where we are.

Managers.
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strategic bombers
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>>50473554
Yes, /pol/ and niggers are two beast races that are natural enemies.
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>>50473460
President Hillary Rodham Clinton
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>>50473494
Sonic OCs
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>>50473460
Dicks wearing hats
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>>50473562
>>50473549
>>50473539
>>50473522
>>50473509
>>50473479
>>50473472
three more
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>>50473593
Deep Ones
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>>50473554
>>50473563

its up to OP i guess.
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>>50473460
Jews
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>>50473460
Sentient Anal Beads
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>>50473460

Aunt Jemimas
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>>50473460
black people
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>>50473460
Black Lives Matter Protesters
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>>50473593
Elder Gods
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>>50473460
Slutty robot girls
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Mormon Missionaries.
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>>50473559
>>50473593
Missed one.

Also consider this a vote for "jews"
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Respectable Clothing as a construct of society.
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>>50473460
The arms of Abaddon The Despoiler
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>>50473460

Killer rabbits.
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Beyblades
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>>50473562
Yes. Saber will rule the world.
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>>50473460
Australians
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>>50473460
kittehs with spoons.
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Murder Elves.
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>>50473460

Carpetbaggers
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>>50473460
Redshirts
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>>50473619
Damn, I'd hate to be the Elder God of this world.
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>>50473657
Meh, just burn it all.
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>>50473593
Slim Shady's Imitators
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Shart trickling down a mobility scooter onto an American flag.
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>>50473649
>>50473619
>>50473562
>>50473539
>>50473522
>>50473509
>>50473479
>>50473472

9 so far.
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>>50473677
Cucks
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>>50473472
>>50473479
>>50473509
>>50473522
>>50473539 (/pol/)
>>50473549
>>50473559
>>50473562
>>50473592
>>50473619
that 10?
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>>50473677
Traps.
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>>50473692
Ten.
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>>50473460

Landwhales
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And here are the results

Races:
>Anime Girls
>Sheeple
>Welsh
>Respectable Skeletons
>Sea Cucumber People

Classes:
>Wage slaves
>Bacon masters
>Semen demons
>Aperture science test subjects
>Soccer Hooligans

Monsters:
>NEETs
>Morris Dancers
>Dragon Dildoes
>Dindus (originally Niggers)
>/pol/
>Sentient Suitcases
>Damn Straights
>Tuesdays
>Blonde Girls in Lion Costumes
>Dicks Wearing Hats

Someone please do a crude drawing of each race (and if possible, monsters) and I will do a faithful redraw of each.

What about the rules? I need some ideas here.
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>>50473692

There were kittehs with spoons as well. but i suppose those came after we had 10.
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>>50473728
3d6 straight down
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>>50473728
Everyone draws a hand of cards and you use poker rules in order to determine degrees of success
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>>50473728
The base system is FATAL.
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>>50473728
Welsh get advantage when fucking sheeple
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>>50473728
Freeform play by post browser based rpg
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>>50473728

Sheeple get a negative to their intelligence scores reflecting their inability to think for themselves, but they get mad con, which reflects their ability to keep working for ridiculous amounts of time as wage slaves.
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>>50473728
Just use GURPS as the base system

Give the Welsh Compulsive Behavior (Sheep fucking)
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>>50473728
d100 based roll under system.
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>>50473728
Which of the monsters are the natural enemies of which race? Is pol an apex predator or in fact a weird kind of mole rat?
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>>50473728

> rules

Exploding criticals
Exploding critical failures
Players can earn a reroll by removing an article of clothing
Every time the GM rolls dice in secret he has to do a shot
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>>50473760

see

>>50473530

and

>>50473582
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>>50473728
So just putting it out there, there are definatley going to be half sheeple half Welshman.
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Use only d6 and d100
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>>50473767

PERFECT
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>>50473728
>>Sheeple
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>>50473728
How the fuck do you fight Tuesday?
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>>50473760
Dragon dildos, Dindus, NEETs, and Dicks wearing hats are all going to be the natural enemy of animu girls.
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>>50473801

Time based spells
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>>50473801
With Welsh Soccer Hooligans, they'll beat back those beasts with bears in hand as they shag any number of Sheeple
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>>50473801

I dunno, but Monday always manages to come out ahead, while Wednesday is always the last man standing.
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>>50473801

You bunker down and wait for it to pass. Tuesday is a horrific event once a week that threatens all life as we know it, and you have to desperately try to just survive since you can't stop it.
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>>50473728
forgot Elder Gods
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>>50473833
>Grim Tuesday is a son of a bitch
That's what happens when you have the power to manipulate space time
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>>50473728

What the fuck is a Damn straight and what does it want to do to me that makes it a monster?
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>>50472984
Hozen
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>>50473728
>Wage slaves
The generic class of the game that is great at repetitive tasks but not much else. Possibly are adaptable due to the possibility of different dead end jobs they could have done before becoming a party member.
>Bacon masters
Can either be taken to mean cooks or memers. Possibly a hybrid of fry cook and 9gagger.
>Semen demons
Sly temptresses that can deceive enemies through lewd acts. Also get magical powers that can be used to manipulate sex fluids.
>test subjects
Very sturdy and come with some technological gadgets and expertise in using them.
>Soccer Hooligans
Brawlers with little regard for anyone's safety. Behave like you'd expect. Copypaste them from some barbarian class or something.
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Neckbeard Grognard
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>>50473728
>anime girls = high charisma, low con and strength
>sheeple = high con, low int and wisdom
>welsh = the humans of the setting
>respectable skeletons = high wisdom, low strength
>sea cucumber people = very high int, very low strength and charisma

>wage slave = tanky fighter thats particularly resistant to magic
>bacon master = fire mage conjurer
>semen demon = charisma based caster
>aperture science test subject = resourceful caster fighter hybrid
>soccer hooligan = rogue class that can brawl
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>>50473876
>What the fuck is a damn straight
Obviously it's a Demon that tries to buy the souls of the living for a straight deal, no catch
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>>50473876
hold your hand and have consensual sex in the missionary posistion with cuddling afterwards it's a really sick monster.
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>>50473891

Make wage slaves bard equivalents but take away the music and just add more skills. They have tons of skills but are otherwise bland, and they have social connections from their time working.
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>>50473876
it appears to be an attempt to not refer to the Old Ones by name
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mfw i got into two of the three.
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>>50473904
Was gonna make it mutant cis males, but your idea is great.
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>>50473914
Perfect. Any input on what bacon masters can do?
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>>50473728

> dicks in hats
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>>50473942
Give them to ability to induce food based buffs and attack their enemies with burning hot bacon grease.
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>>50473942
Burn enemies with searing-hot grease, heal allies with perfectly cooked pig, summon weaponry out of crispy meat
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OP HERE. THIS GAME NEEDS A NAME. DOUBLES DECIDE.
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>>50473944
Yes. Except it's also just a dick. In a trench coat. With a fedora.

That acts like dick Tracey.

>>50473908
This is perfect.
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>>50473942

....bacon masters. Bacon masters are the healer support class. They make MAGIC FUCKING BACON that heals you and gives your buffs, and evil poisoned bacon that applies debuffs to monsters on contact. they wear a grill suspended from their necks kinda like in the pic, which they use to always keep the bacon flowing.
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>>50473942

Bacon Master is just the formal name for Greaser.
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>>50473965
/tg/: the autism
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>>50473965
Bacon and Semen: the cucumbering
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>>50473965

The Magical Realm.
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>>50473957
So in downtime they can give the party buffs through a hearty meal and in battle they can scald with hot grease.

>>50473960
Hot grease seems to be a recurring theme.

>>50473975
Mobile grill class item is great.

>>50473979
That's an idea. Have a literal and weird figurative desciption for each class.

>>50473965
Autist: The Rolling
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>>50473965
The Serious Sermons of Seriousa
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>>50473965

Twos and Nines
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Tenebrous Grimoire
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>>50473999

trips not dubs keep going boys.
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>>50473965
>/tg/s Magical Adventure
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>>50473965
Revenges of the fa/tg/uys
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>>50473965

/tg/: the Realm
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>>50473728
Frequently known to acquire objects within them and then refuse to open, the Sentient Suitcase is usually considered a pest more than an outright monster. However, when masquerading as regular suitcases they have gained wide infamy for lost baggage, drug deal mix ups and rather unfortunate luggage accidents at inopportune moments. Some even speak tall tails of a suitcase mafia that are amassing wealth and other notable items that are unwittingly placed within them.
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I sneezed and became a hamster.
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>>50473965
The Jews Did This
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>>50473965
F.A.T.A.L Second Edition
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>>50473965
The realms of draebkcen
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>>50473965
Anime isn't real
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>>50473999
Gonna wait for the dubs and let anons decide.

>>50474020
Thanks!
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>>50473965
Tales of Two-Ninia
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>>50473965
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
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>>50473965
Absolute Madmen: The Literal Shakening
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>>50473965
Why 4chan hates us.
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>>50473965
Waifu Wars
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>>50473965
Wiggers: The Fappening
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>>50472984
Dildosmith gnomes.

They use sea cucumber people as models.
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>>50474040
>Do Double Dubs Count?
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>>50473965
If you didn't notice the title when you bought this, you were probably drunk
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>>50473965
Your Own Fault
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>>50474066
welp, that's the name now
thanks asshole
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>>50474066
We have a name
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>>50474066
>now they do :^)
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>>50473965
D&D 5.5
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>>50474066
Did you seriously just waste your doubles on that?
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>>50474066
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>>50474077
wait, no, this one
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>>50474088
I dunno, did you? :^)
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>>50474088
>>50474077
>>50474066
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>50473965
/tg/: the cuckening
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>>50474115
>>50474122
KEK WATCHES OVER US ALL BROTHERS
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>>50474066
>>50474077
>>50474088
>>50474122

op come back please we need to know
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>>50474066

D3C: Do Double Dubs Count

2 decides the Count's race. 9 decides the class. It must be a previously chosen race or classe for it to be valid
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>>50473999
>>50474066
>>50474077
>>50474088
>>50474122
So these are our name choices?
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>>50474151
OP HERE BTW
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>>50474151
anime girl
semen demon
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>>50474151
Animu Girl soccer hooligan
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>>50474151
>Anime Girl
>Semen Demon
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>>50474151
respectable skeleton, bacon master
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>>50474151
the only appropriate race: Respectable Skeleton
As for his class, he is a Soccer Hooligan
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>>50474182
anime girl confirmed
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>>50474151
Welsh Test subject
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>>50474182
>>50474189
>anime girl soccer hooligan
oh boy
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>>50474182
>>50474189
Anime Girl Soccer Hooligan it is.
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>>50474212
>What do you just say desu? I'll bash your Baka skull in swear on my Senpai.
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>>50474252

Sempai are the ascended gods of the Animu Girls. Once they walked among them, but they have moved on to higher planes. It is every Animu girls mission in life to "get noticed" by her sempai and taken to their higher plane of existence.
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>>50474227

So the quest of this game is to "Do" the Count of double dubs, who is an anime girl soccer hooligan warlord?
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Okay so I'm using this >>50473767
There will be no stats, just race/class abilities. I will be a d6 based system.

Give me abilities for classes/races. As usual, 2 and 6 decide, one per post.

Also gimme crude drawings. I won't be redrawing them today but I'll do it once I have the time
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>>50474101
This fucking game
>The Sheeple are world renown wageslaves. Their kingdom is an enormous labyrinth of towering grey buildings. Thoigh they're perfectly geometric, grey on grey architecture has much to be desired aesthetically. They are often preyed upon by Living Suitcases who take residence in the dark of their cities, though the steeple are often too goal oriented to notice
>their smaller settlements are often besieged by small raiding parties of /pol/s, who believe their Lifestyle is some kind of ritual fuel for an ancient reptilian evil, laying dormant in the earth.
>Speaking of /pol/s, their constant warring with the equally barbaric Dindu tribes has been the cause of mass destruction in the land of the Anime Girls, who are caught in the crossfires of their homeland. With their villages becoming frequent war zones, their natural predator, the NEET, have gone unchecked by their defenses. Stalking them in the night as they look for a new home.
>it's up to the brave Semon Demon's to lure away and "deal with" the creatures natural aggression, should they threaten the tribe.
>Only barely more advanced than the savage /pol/ and dindus, the welsh lack a civilization of their own. Instead, their world renown Soccer Hooligans choose the life of a nomadic mercenary. As likely to rescue a desperate town as destroy it.
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>>50474398
respectable skeletons can drink milk to increase AC
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>>50474398
You mean 2 and 9?

Also Sucker punch for soccer Hooligans,
Their attacks of opportunity get a 3x damage multiplier.
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>>50474459
>2 and 9
shit, that's what I meant
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>>50474398
semen demons can have advantage on any charisma check
3/day
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>>50474422
I'm not joking I would legitimately love to play a game of this.
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>>50474488
Same
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>>50474398
anime girls bloody nose:dazed for a turn when they encounter dicks with hats
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>>50474398
Sea cucumber people get "Panic Puke"
And once a day ability that allows a sea cucumber Person to puke out their organs for massive ranges damage, but at the cost of a couple turns incapacitation putting them back in.
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>>50474422
>>50474488
double 2s agree
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>>50474398
Wage Slaves-
>Practice Makes Perfect- can produce a crafted item in three-fourths of what it would normally take other classes to produce
>Trap Mastery-increases the effectiveness of any traps they build
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>>50474398
Welsh get advantage against sheeple.
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>>50474398

>>50474422

The suit cases are totally mimics, just saying.

Bacon masters come with the class item "portable grill"

They have the abilities "Healing bacon" Which creates an item that restores hit points on consumption, but that is only good for a day.

They also have the ability "unload grease trap" which shoots the accumulated bacon grease their enemies in a stream of death. Enemies hit by the grease are scalded. If used on the ground can create dangerous terrain. enemies who have been greased are also two times easier to set on fire.
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>NEETs are a parasitic creature that feed almost exclusively on the hard work of Wage Slaves. Strangely, however, they're most commonly found awkwardly hiding in dark, secluded caverns in the land of the Anime Girls. It's unsure how they get their nutrition in such an environment, though some scholars have been researching a possible connection to their obsession over the undergarments of young girls
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>>50474398
Test subjects get bonuses to insight.
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>>50474544
>>50474398
How about a plus +5 bonus to all charisma based actions involving sheeple
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>>50474599
>>50474459

that's mechanics for two of the 5 classes. How much do we wan't built into each class and race?
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>>50474422
Welshmen automatically succeed charisma checks with sheeple, but have a -2 to charisma otherwise.
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>>50472984
It is the Year of Our Count 200X. The island of Bripan is beset on all sides by foul forces, from endless swarms of NEET to brutal and terrifying Blonde Girls in Lion Suits.

The Respectable Skeletons, aristocrats who have discovered the power of immortality have ruled in the Count's stead while they remain inside their Hermetical Chamber for reasons unknown, their royal guard of Anime Girls vigilantly guarding their citadel.

The Sheeple are a slave race, bred merely to serve those more powerful than they are. They seem to revere Anime Girls in a way that borders on almost reverential, and it is not uncommon to see an Anime Girl waited on hand and foot by a delegation of Sheeple for little more than headpats.

Anime Girls are the true natives of Bripan. They worship Senpais, members of their own race that, through one method or another, have ascended into a higher plain of existence. The highest honor an Anime Girl can recive is to be "noticed" by one of these Senpais and ascend into a higher plane.

The Welsh are a strange and barbaric people, native to an island off the coast of Bripan. They see the enslavement of Sheeple as wrong, and will frequently raid Bripan to "free" Sheeple (they actually take them as wives, regardless of the gender of the Sheeple or Welshman)

Sea Cucumber People are... okay we haven't the slightest idea. Regardless, we somehow managed to obtain the formula for undeath from them, and have treated them as valued allies ever since.
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>>50474398
/pol/ are little slimy monsters with the capacity to project images of themselves as great and powerful to scare enemies.
They have mental powers to create confusion or chaotic rage. Their natural target is the sheeple, which they parasitize, in the most extreme cases managing to become their kings and get them ti give them all their food, and the welsh, which they use to attacks their rivals the niggers
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>>50474398
Semen Demons can use semen to blind opponents for 1d6 turns.
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>>50473728
>Dicks Wearing Hats are the cheeky mascot race of the setting. I.E: Kobolds, goblins, moogles, etc.

Their ceremonial hats are said to be chosen based on the alignment of the stars at the time of their birth, the type of which greatly influence what kind of personality, girth, and special talents they will have

>also all their names are a single syllable that start with D and end with K to humerous effect.
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It's kinda sad how much this slowed down now that we need to consider actual game things and it's not just people shit posting things they think would be funny. that being said kudoos to everyone still here. don't know about the rest of you, but I would actually play this, eve if just for shits and giggles.
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>>50474757
Also dicks with hats should be pets kept by the anime girls.
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>>50474778
Semon Demons can take them as familiars
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>>50474757
>>50474778
>>50474797
Can we try rerolling these because it works so well.
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>>50474706
Sea cucumber people are an ancient, isolation is race of sea dwellers that has developed countless unimaginable technology in the course of a century. They seem to be gifts from something called "Aperture Science" which we can only assume is the name of their god.

Occasionally, champions of this god called "Test subjects" can be seen on the surface world, searching for wisdom to feed their gods ever present thirst for knowledge. Armed with strange advanced machines, and the teachings of Aperture they are capable and deadly warriors as much as they are wise and reliable scholars.
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>>50474398
wage slaves are undead, sort of a zombie thing, and has resistance to some debuffs in order to complete a task that has been assigned to them
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>>50474863
but we already have an undead race anon
why would we have an undead class?
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>>50474777
Anon what's kinda sad is the fact that this setting comprised entirely of shitposting got to the "consider actual game things" stage

Albeit it's very thematically cohesive and well thought out shitposting.
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>>50474398
Bacon Masters get bonus damage with frying pans.
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>>50474820
no.
dicks with hats should be the summon of the semen demons
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>>50474878
So does that mean skeleton wage slaves would just circle back around to being normal people in that case?
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OP here. I decided not to choose abilities ramdomly and I'm reading and considering everything. I'll keep lurking and will do my best to make this happen.
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>>50474878
who says that respectable skeletons are undead?

>why would we have an undead class?
well it was with the idea of the wageslave having given his soul and life to the job, working a deadend job that he hates and gives him no satisfaction and slowly drains him of vitality and the more it drains him the more he becomes adept at his job. that sort of stuff.
it should be, maybe not undead, but a zombie like creature. and some debuffs shouldn't work because it's debuffs that made him into a wageslave.
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>>50474821
Holy shit that reminds of the one thread where they came up with a situation for a multiversal Aperture Science Corporation
https://warosu.org/tg/thread/S50229598#p50233296
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Damn straights should be weak to Semen demons.
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>>50474972

No anon, semen demons are defenseless against damn straights. They won't fall for the semen demons wiles and bullshit you see.
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>>50474398
anime girls get a malus to charisma in the presence of their sempai
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>>50474905
Should they be able to summon dragon dildo's as well or should it they be a rival race of the dicks with hats
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Morris Dancers should be a rival race of the welsh, like the orcs to the humans
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>>50475080
I feel this would be a good starting point for the dragon dildos look
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I propose that the damn straights be modeled after Dwight
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I propose that Semen Demons have male and female individuals. Female semen demons are all Mia Wallace lookalikes, male semen demons are demons made out of semen.
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>>50475397
kek
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>>50475397
I don't know, I feel like there's potential in having male semen demons being girls (male)
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>>50475446
Oooh, traps/femboys, sounds absolutely lewd.
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>>50474915
Hey OP, are you gonna make a new thread for D3D: Do Double Dubs Count or is this just gonna be a one-off joke thread?
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Kek, this is great.

High Level Semen Demons are immune to pregnancies and STDs.
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>>50475536
Immune on choice, or just plain, because i gotta admit, not ever being able to have children because you chose to be able to protect your Anime Girl sisters is actually kinda depressing.
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>>50475505
I will make a new thread, yes. I'm tired of joke projects that never amount to anything.
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>>50475505
He had better make more, this is terribly beautiful
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>>50475616
praise be
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>>50475583
That actually sounds like it would make for a pretty cool sacrifice as a part of their solemn and lewd vow to defend their people. Like the Night's Watch but with cum
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>>50472984
degenerated descendants of elves living in a tribal society in the ruins of their ancestors' empire
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>>50475672
I GOT ONE ON MY FIRST POST LADS
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>>50475684
little late to the party bud
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>>50475658
We could have them be like monks or paladins with vows they need to uphold and maybe we can have evil ones who's sole ideals are to impregnate the anime girls.
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I haven't seen much for the blond girls in lion suits, would they be acting like lions and be a race of furies or do they act like normal girls just with lion suits
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>>50472984
creatures that are unimaginable for not simply being amalgamations of already known things and so are epistemologically impossible to imagine. They're ever changing, but somehow you still know how to recognize the ones you know.
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>>50475868

Or are they more like Sirens? Extremely beautiful, for all outside appearances looking like horny blondes dressed in lion suits to be playful, luring in horny NEETS, /pol/, and Welshmen with promises of copulation, only to go into a frenzied rage and top them apart with crazed lion strength, teeth, and claws. To have sex with their mutilated corpses, because they're all secretly guro necrophiliacs.
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>>50476002
Maybe they're an offshoot race of the anime girls, ones who went feral in the far past.
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>>50476032

That's a good idea. Maybe the lion suits are a parasite that's in a symbiotic relationship with them? It provides the blondes with inhuman power and ferocity in combat, in exchange for a portion of the good. The blondes in lion suits reproduce using the corpses of those they've slain in their lust.
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>>50476002

*rip them apart

>>50476098

*portion of the food
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>>50474275
>>I hope senpai witnesses me, riding historic on the futa road
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>>50476175
Do we really want to go the futa route with the anime girls, on one hand it goes well for how they breed, but on the other hand that is some FATAL level shit.
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>>50474544
>>50474617
>>"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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>>50475868
They're anime girls that act like and have the strength of lions. They sew lion costumes which they use to transform regular anime girls into them. Upon transformation, the girl will turn blonde.
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>>50476227
>>50476098

Where do you think the Semen Demons lure the NEETs and Dicks with Hats to?

Clearly, the Blondes in Lion Suits are a double edged sword, both protecting the boundaries of the Anime Girls but also keeping them in.

Sometimes you will find trained BLS accompanying Soccer Hooligan classes, having been domesticated by copious amounts of Jager shots and Stella.
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>>50472984
new thread?
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So should we try to figure out what the double dubs are and why the Count is the count of them
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>>50476853
Maybe the Count records important events?
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>>50477891

Two! Two dubs, ah-ah-ah!



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