Statistics for Gaston?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAVXNFlsQE
>>51971742+12 to Expectorating
>>51971742Let's assume the baseline stats are 10 in all fields (STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, CHA)Then let us listen to the lyrics.>There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite guy+1 CHA>No one as slick as Gaston+1 CHA>No one's quick as Gaston+1 DEX>No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's+1 CON>For there's no man in town half as manly+1 STR>As perfect, a pure ParagonClass: Paladin>And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on+1 CHA>No one's been like Gaston+1 CHA>No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston+1 CHA>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!+1 CHA>My what a guy, that Gaston!+1 CHA>Give five "hurrahs!"+5 CHA>Give twelve "hip-hips!"+12 CHA>Gaston is the best+1 ALL>No one fights like Gaston+1 STR>Douses lights like Gaston+1 WIS>In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!+1 STR>For there's no one as burly and brawny+1 CON>As you see I've got biceps to spare+1 STR>Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny+1 CON>And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair+1 CON>No one hits like Gaston+1 STR>Matches wits like Gaston+1 WIS>In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston>I'm especially good at expectorating!+2 DEX>So I'm roughly the size of a barge!+10 CON>No one shoots like Gaston+1 DEX>Makes those beauts like Gaston+1 CHA>Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston+10 Movement speed>I use antlers in all of my decorating!+10 interior decoratingWhich puts Gaston at16 STR15 DEX25 CON11 INT13 WIS36 CHAHigh STR/DEXIncredibly CONAverage INT/WISLegendary CHAGreat stats for a paladin.
>>51973858My what a guy
>>51973858I love you.
Gaston is the best. And the rest is all drips!Serious one of the top non-gay Disney villains.Ursula- lesboJafar- gayScar- gay
>>51973858He even sets out to rescue the kidnapped girl (obvious Stockholm Syndrome) and kill the beast before it could threaten the peaceful villagers. Sadly he was playing in one of those edgy campaigns where the bad guy always wins.
>>51974306Plot twist: Gaston is the hero of the story.
>>51974306Let's not forget that Belle is a total Mary Sue.>Everyone likes Gaston and his 36 CHA except Belle>Gaston has three blonde bombshells who are more than willing to share, yet he still goes after Belle and Belle alone>Belle and her father are the fucking only ones who read in their entire village, even though it has a bookstore. If we are to believe this then either she and her father read enough to keep the bookstore running by themselves, or it's a front for an illegal drug ring>There's this big, dangerous monster that everyone's afraid of but he falls in love with Belle because she's special and pretty and not like all the other girlsThis is the kind of stuff you see on a socially awkward tween girl's fanfiction.net account.
>>51973858As a specimen, yes, you're intimidating.
>>51974271>he doesn't know about the live-action retcon of Gaston
>>51975271>No-one sucks cock like Gaston
>>51973858I have a crush on you...
>>51973858Posts like this are why I fucking love this board.
>>51973858>Class: Paladin Too bad the campaign ended with him falling
>>51973858People like you is why /tg/ is still the best board on 4chan.
>>51974572Wow, I never thought bout it that way. Belle really IS trash!
>>51973858this is why i still come to /tg/
>>51973858You earned this.
>>51973858Thank you anon, you've just made my day.>>51976319Nice
>>51973858The first time in recent memory I've seen a stat me thread become worthwhile.
>>51976319Add this >>51976192
>>51975271Wait what!? They made the ultimate ladies man a cock sucking fag?
Does anyone have the greentext of Gaston as the true hero of B&tB and eating all the eggs
>>51980510Erm, is that a worm reference or a trump reference?Either way its bland as fuck shitpost, you could have at least described his power(how exactly does gaston have a trump effect for example?, that literally does not make any sense brute or master maybe but not trump.) furthermore, trump (the person) and gaston are absolutely nothing alike even if you squint at it.
>>51976319>>51980519not the same anon but I remade this
>>51980539No its actually Le "No one's _____ is as thick as Gastons" Fon. So we are going to get some good old gay bashing. I don't think Disney thought this though.
>>51980539>implying Disney would make it's first gay character the villainNah, it's just some fat chubby fuckboi that sings Gaston's praises while hoping to get him drunk enough to fondle his feminine penis.
>>51973858Put me in the screencap senpai
>>51974572Hastings only wants Belle because he wants to be married to a girl who won't actually fuck him, thereby preserving the secret that he's gay as a rainbow falling over a pride parade.
>>51984627There are already 2 caps. You're too late buddy, sorry
>>51984713Gaston autocorrects to Hastings apparently.
>>51984738>Hastings>Haste>No ones quick as GastonEven a failed auto-correct is a success for Gaston
>>51974271Ursula's based on an IRL drag-queen, anon.
>>51974271> Jafar = gay> that sexy slave situation with Jasmine where he was clearly loving it, esp. when he thought she was magically into him> ?????> Scar> has a 'wife' (male lions fuck all of the females in their Pride, but this one was particurally noted) and multiple offspringUmmmm are you sure you're not just picking skinny dudes and a particurally large woman? (I'd say fat, but, octopus, so maybe she's average and her sister is an anorexic train wreck) Cause, you missed a few, if so.
>>51973858God damn it anon, this is beautiful.
>>51984972It's a tumblr meme based on a few stills and his accent, I suspect.You know what those fuckers are like
>>51986326>based on a few stills and his accentalso eyebrows
>>51973858i swear no matter how much time passes /tg/ will forever prove itself to be the best board.
>>51973858>>51974306>>51974333>>51974572>Yfw the reason Belle wasn't into Gaston is because she was an evil sorceress likely learning black magic from all those books>When Gaston discovered the black magic in their book store he had dad imprisoned, likely thinking he had done something to Belle>MEANWhile.Belle used her feminine wiles to ally herself with a werewolf Lord>Gaston failed to stop the villains
>>51986828Shit now i want to run a campaign on this.
>>51973858Quality content, anon.
>>51983911Yes its a Worm reference you fucking ignoramus. Trump is one of the twelve power classifications created by the PRT still in modern day use. Trumps have powers that can manipulate powers in some capacity; altering, granting, strengthening, weakening or removing them entirely. It also includes parahumans that can adapt new powers. Some Trumps have powers that solely interact with the powers of others. Trump powers are very rare: only about three to five percent of parahumans have a Trump rating. There a paste from the Worm wiki.
>>51973858No one stats like Gaston......Until now.>>51986937>you stupid faggot why don't you know all about this [MEDIA PROPERTY] even though I already know about it?Not that anon but chill out yo
>>51986937>Trumps have powers that can manipulate powers in some capacity; altering, granting, strengthening, weakening or removing them entirely. It also includes parahumans that can adapt new powers. Some Trumps have powers that solely interact with the powers of others.None of this applies to gaston. That's why it's fucking dumb and that other anon was questioning why the fuck you mentioned "trump" even with the added number score you gave to it.Sereusly what the absolute fuck does the trump classification and gaston have in common?
>>51986810Tumblr is straight up cancer though.Reddit's more mainstream subreddits are cancer too but it highly depends on the subreddits.9gag is just a meme database, nothing particularly wrong with it.
>>51971742Why are there Toms, Dicks and Stanleys in a random provincial tavern in 18th century France?
>>51971742>cant watch without expecting YTP edits
>>51987545Those were pretty common names in France too actually.
Something I would like to remind you all of is that the rose fully wilts on the beasts 21st birthday.So what? In one song it's mentioned he has been like this for ten years.So when the witch came to the castle and he answers the door he was ELEVEN at absolute most.Of course he's rude and doesn't want to let an old women into the castle, he's eleven and it's late at night!
>>51971742Level 5 Handsome man!
>>51987545Chad wasn't invented yet
>>51987662I know that feel
>>51987662I literally have only ever seen the Waxinator versions of the videos so I only know half the lyrics
>>51988640>it's espesemiyesimiyesimiyes I'M DATING
CR 25 Intelligent Hurricane
>>51973858That was fucking amazing. I kneel before you
>>51973858How the hell did Belle resist his seduction roll? He must have rolled a natural 1.
>>51973858And to think that I came into this thread expecting owlbear stats...
>>51990992And also been in a position where either his GM has nat 1s on skill checks be autofails and she could flatly turn down a 1+13 CHA mod+relevant bonuses
>>51976192You cheeky bastard.
>>51974271>ursula>a drag-queen as a main villain>lesbo
Noone's posted them yet? For shame, /tg/. For shame.Large fey beast XP 700Initiative +6 Senses Perception +12; low-light visionHP 212; Bloodied 106AC 22; Fortitude 22, Reflex 19, Will 20Saving throws+2Speed 7Action points1Claw (standard; at-will)Reach 2; +12 vs AC; 2d6+5 damageDouble Attack (standard; at-will)The owlbear makes two claw attacks. If both claws hit the same target, the target is grabbed (until escapes).Bite (standard; at-will)Grabbed target only; automatic hit; 4d8+5 damage.Stunning Screech (immediate reaction, when first bloodied; encounter)Close burst 1; +10 vs Fortitude; the target is stunned (save ends)Align. UnalignedLang. NoneSkills NoneStr 20 (+9)Dex 14 (+6)Wis 16 (+7)Con 16 (+7)Int 2 (0)Cha 10 (+4)Equipment None
>>51996230those aren't even the right owlbear statistics, idiotowlbear replies to "stat me" threads always use 3.5 stats
>>51973858No class is as good as Gaston
>>51996230This isn't a good meme and never was.
>>51973858It was a while since I seen something good in /tg/, well done anon.
>>51973858>Douses LightsMeans to "punch someones lights out"So I don't know where you're getting WIS from that, it should definitely be more STR.And does intimidate use CHA, or STR?And matching wits would be INT, right?/autism
>>51974306>Stockholm SyndromeNow rewatch the film and read up about Lima Syndrome.Seriously. She doe not display any signs of Stockholm Syndrome, doesn't even want to relate to Beast until he first attempts to actually relate to her as a person rather then just a captive.
>>51997549>Means to "punch someones lights out">So I don't know where you're getting WIS from that, it should definitely be more STR.Are you saying Gaston couldn't punch out a burning building?>And does intimidate use CHA or STR?Cha in most D&D versions.>And matching wits should be INT, right?Wis is what is used for common sense decisions in D&D.