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I AM COMPLETE.
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>>57974535
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK
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>COMPLETE
Where is your penis?
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>>57974566
YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCKS YOU WILL SUCK! THIS MATERIUM WILL BE MINE AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE. YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
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>>57974616
Please actually do the whole song, that would be great.
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>>57974616
Wait! Waiiiit! Wait! You motherfucker!
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>>57974535
Time to kill another god.
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>>57974669
We challenge you to a rock-off!
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>>57974669
>>57974697
WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCKOFF! GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR COCKS OFF!
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>>57974700
FUCK!!!
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>>57974725
FUCK!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
THE CHAOS CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCKOFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CAAAAATCH?
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>>57974785
IF WE WIN, YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK GO THE WARP. AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY OUR DEBTS.
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>>57974849
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
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>>57974867
THEN YOU CAN TAKE MALCADOR BACK TO HELL.
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Wait, What?
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>>57974888
WHAT
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>>57974914
>>57974924
TRUST ME MAL, IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
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>>57974961
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>57974888
>>57974961
....TO BE YOUR LITTLE BITCH.
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>>57975055
MMMMMMMMM, FINE! LET THE ROCKOFF BEGIN!!
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>>57975084
AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M A GOD, I LOVE METAL!
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>>57974535
Is following Slaanesh gay? I mean as long as the god's penis is feminine it's ok, right? Asking for a heretic
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>>57975157
Yes. This has actually been mentioned canonically multiple times, though the one I can actually recall by name is Necromancer.
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>>57974570
Beat me to it.
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>>57975148
CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!
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>>57975245
*berdanananaduhnuhnaanananananananananNNNNaaaaa*
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>>57975283
I'M A GOD, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVER IVE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCKOFF I'VE EVER LOST.
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ANOTHER RIFF FOR MY COLLECTION! MOST GENEROUS OF YOU!
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>>57975339
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MAL BACK TO HELL! I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT CHAOS GEL! I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE AN ELDAR WHOOOOORE!!
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>>57974535
That's nice dear.
Don't forget to clean your room.
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>>57975403
NO!
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>>57975596
C'MON MAL, LET'S FIGHT HIS MUSIC, WITH OUR MUSIC!
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>>57975727
There's just no way that we can win.
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>>57975764
Listen to me.
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>>57975915
We've been through so much shit
I've beaten the void dragon with my dick !
Now it's time to blow this fucker down !
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>>57974535
But is he perfect?
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>>57976511
Cell, partir por favor.
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>>57974570
In her genital slits, of course.
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>>57975915
>>57976212
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.
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>>57977980
GODDAMN IT, MAL! HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU HIS SEX SLAVE, YOU'RE GONNA GARGLE CHAOS-AIDS.
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>>57978098
No.
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>>57978098
>>57978192
UNLESS WE BUST A MASSIVE MONSTER MAMMOTH JAM.
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>>57978244
We've been through so much shit.
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>>57978474
Butchered the Void Dragon with my dick.
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>>57978916
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE TIHS FUCKER DOWN!
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>>57978961
Thats kind of sad if you think about it
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>>57979009
Mhmmm, half-truth.

Threads like this have been running since old-/tg/.

But if we take a quick look at our daily shitshow...then yeah.
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>>57979004
C'mon Mal, now it's time to blow doors down!
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>>57978961
Second. Put me in the screenshot.
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>>57979112
I hear you E, now it's time to blow doors down.
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big slaanesh tits right in my face
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Did slaanesh not get squatted?
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>>57979252
LIGHT UP THE WARP, CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN!
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>>57979439
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Commorragh!
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>>57979486
NOW WE'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN!
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>>57974616
Not
>YOU BROUGHT ME THE DICK

Missed that one, anon.
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>>57979878
It's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
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>>57980114
C'MON MAL 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!
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>>57980175
Oh, we'll piledrive you, It's time for the smackdown!
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Wasn't there a thread that asked what if 40K was powered by rock and roll?
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WAIT, NO?!
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11/10 thread.
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>>57980417
HEY CHOAS GOD, SLAANESH.
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR IMPERIAL SAUCE!
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God damn I love /tg/
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>>57980892
WE RCOK THE IMMATERIUM AND BLOW YOUR MIND!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU FOR ALL MANKIND!
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('Light up the warp, cause it's time for a showdown!' o/'
'Now they've got to take that fucker down!' o/'
'Come on Mal, 'Cause it's time to blow doors down!' o/'
'They're gonna rape you, it's time for the smackdoooooown~~')
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>>57980949
>>57980966
YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER, WE HOLD THE BLADE!
YOU ARE THE CHAOS, WE ARE THE E!
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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME!
COME ON MAL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
TASTE MY COCK, FUCKER!
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>>57981020
[~We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, WE ARE THE E!~]
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>EPIC TEN MINUTE DRUM SOLO
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>>57981089
Noooooooooo
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>>57976212
not
exterminatus planets with my dick
waste
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>>57981194
OW! FUCK! MY FUCKIN' COCK!
OH NO!
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>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his form
>old 40k slaanesh: writhing mass of tentacles and faces and flesh of unspeakable terror, looking at his true form is death, takes on illusionary forms of seduction or extravagance

>nuslaanesh: dickgirl w/ boobies lol
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>>57981277
>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his form
You sure about that?
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>>57981270
FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN.
UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN.
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>>57981277
>Sees people enjoying themselves
>Comes to complain
Hmmmmmmmm.
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>>57974535
Are there abominations born from daemons of slaanesh fuck'n mortals?
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>>57980085
Such a travesty.
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>>57981313
FUCK YOU EMPS, FUCK YOU MAL, AND FUCK YOU DORN!
I'LL RAPE YOU ALL, TENACIOUS E!!
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>>57981020
>Rhyming "blade" with "e"
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>>57981123
YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCKS
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Would Big E sound like Nathan Explosion? Because I'm imagining this right now.
https://youtu.be/UVxZKeIEOAo
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>>57980492
Classic 40k already IS powered by Rock and Roll, the whole thing is based on album covers and scifi cliches
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>>57982509
Fanart and memes all suggest that the Emperor sounds like/was Freddie Mercury
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>>57974535
40k works much, much better as a Rock Opera, when you consider the traitor primarchs all fell to the dark side of metal.

>Pertuabo burned out and became an industrial metal nihilist
>Fulgrim was possessed by the bitches, drugs, and fame
>Mortarion slipped deep into depression and got into Goth Rock
>Alpharius got really into experimental shit and nobody knows what the fuck he's doing now
>Kurze got really high and lost his mind
>Lorgar bought into the idolatry and fame
>Angron went full death metal
>Magnus had a nasty band dispute, got really into new age shit
>Horus sold out to a lifetime contract to the Four Dark Record Labels
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>>57982612
You wouldn't know that looking at 40K now.
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>>57982831
So which primarch does Hair metal?
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And that's how the emperor and mal got the iho tube of the warp...
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And so the emperor and mal, took long and rips and gazed into the warp...
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>>57983516
Also, a 40K iho tube would be pretty cool.
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>>57983223
Fulgrim. It's like you didn't even read the post.
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>>57983516
>They wake up the next morning in a room with 20 super babies in it
>"The fuck did we do last night?"
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/57974535/

Added.
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And then...Tribute. Hopefully.
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>>57983636
Emps *takes hit*
mal: "whoa, slow down all timer.
Emps "I lived through the Dark Age of Technology mal, this shit is weak compared to kitten coaicaheroimarijphetamine.
Mal *takes hit*
"You know what we should do emps?"
"Write an STC for these corn chips?"
"Better, conquer the galaxy."
"Bro I'm about to warp out, that blew my mind"
*warp storm erupts *
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Well the idea is great but the lyrics are a mess. With no ill intent towards the OP - the idea is nebulous - I think we can do better. I think though we shouldn't do it post by post but the whole thing at once, for consistency. I'll give it a shot in a moment, feel free to add yours and drop ideas/comments.
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First time doing a screencap, probably could be made smaller or split into multiple pictures.
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>>57982831
The Chaos gods are the corruption of true metal. Slaanesh represents the glam rock - bright, shiny, intoxicating
Tzeentch represents the obnoxiously prog shit - intricate, complicated, utterly meaningless
Nurgle represents genre fusions - rap metal, pop metal, all insidious infections
Khorne represents the edgy shit - metalcore, wannabe hardcore
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>>57982831
There was an old pic with certain traitor legions and the metal band that epitomized them, Thousand Sons had Iron Maiden (showing Rubric Marine next to Powerslave's album art) but can't find the pic or remember the rest.
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>>57984974
>"Write an STC for these corn chips?"
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>>57983223
https://mapofmetal.com/

>Lion'el Johnson
Punk Rock
>Fulgrim
Glam Metal
>Pertuabo
Drone Metal
>Jaghatai Khan
Speed Metal
>Leman Russ
Melodic Power Metal
>Rogal Dorn
Hard Rock
>Konrad Kurze
Goth Metal
>Sanguinius
Symphonic Metal
>Ferrus Manus
Industrial Metal
>Angron
Death metal
>Roboute Guilliman
Heavy Metal
>Mortarion
Sludge Metal
>Magnus
Doom metal
>Horus
Black metal
>Lorgar
Unblack Metal
>Vulkan
Folk Metal
>Corax
Gothic Rock
>Alpharius
Post Metal
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>>57988807
*post edit
>Leman Russ
Viking metal
>Sanguinius
Melodic Power Metal




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