Oi! Itz late, I’z bored, so I’z gots to finkin. It may ‘ave been done befor’, an a zoggin lotta times before, but I’z gonna do it anyways. Zoggin give me a d10 for da klan type.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>tfw you will never be one of the boyz in a ork warband>tfw you will always be a irrelevant number in the eyes of the Imperium
>>61974836Alroight, we’z a normal klan, nuffin speshul. Gimme a d100 for da kola.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>61975065Whoops
>>61975080Ignorin’ da snotling-level inteli... untili.. ZOGGIN UNSMARTNESS it takes ta fail at rollin’, our colors iz green. Da orkiest of all kolors. Gimme a d10 fer our lejundery git.
Speakin o unsmartness, I fergot to change mah zoggin name. Also, if you grots iz so incloined, speak zoggin orky!
>>61975144Yeah, Boss, i's gonna get on dat, (zogging grot, also making me do tings)
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>61975553
Oi. Looks loik all you gitz ‘ave gone ta sleep. Or ta do Otha unorky fings. Welp, a boy needs hiz sleep, so I’ll be seeing you gitz in da mornin. Non orkily, any east coast or Carolinian anons out there, god bless with Florence. Had to evac because of it. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards.Goblok out.
>>61975569Rolling for da type of oddboy, boss
>>61974677Oi! I'z da boss a dis thread now 'n I sayz we're da Gai Boyz klan!
>>61975587>>61975603Yeah, boss, i'z gonna say, captcha need to zog a grot
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>61975587
>>61975695>WeirdboyOur WAGGGH, has da best Weirdboys, a d100 for feat
>>61975726Uhh.....? Boss? Do i need ta bump da thread?
>>61976532welp, i'z da boss now, i'z need a d100
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>61977291i'z gotcha back
>>61978113>Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz... a weirdboy kraking a planet open seems good, we'z a great waggh with great boyzd10 for gork and mork
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>61978391[Orky response]
>>61978858OI! I’Z STILL DA BOSS OV DIS THREAD. But fanks for keepin da thread alive. We’z not gonna follow gork or Mork until dey ‘ave a foight an we see who wins. Gimme a d10 for da boyz.
ZOGGIN ELL I FORGOT TA CHANGE MY ZOGGIN NAME AGAIN.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>61981155
>>61981179Roight, not many boyz is in da klan roight now, but it’z fixable, it iz. Gimme a d10 For da aver.. avera... wot most da boyz sizes iz.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>61981204'kay Bossss
>>61981211Well, da soize is roight an proppa, dats gud. Oi. You see dose gits ova dere? Don’t shoot em...yet.Oh, and gimme a zoggin d100 for what dose gitz iz, I can’t see em dat well.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>61981233
>>61981245Our friends iz otha orks. Da only gitz you can trust. However, dose gitz over there? You kan shoot at dem. Gimme anotha d10 for wot deyz iz, I cant see dem either.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>61981285
>>61981310Dose boyz iz mukkin about, who gives a zog about power?And I was a zoggin grot, I meant d100. Zoggin ell.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>61981360
>>61981376We loik to krump even more orkz. We really need ta get off dis zoggin rock. Gimme a d10 for wot boyz we ‘ave more den otha klans.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>61981422on it boss
>>61981434Well, da weirdboy got more weirdboyz, becoz dats all da boyz I kan foind. Besides myself, ovcourse. Gimme a d100 for da best fing we eva looted.
>>61981434Well, da weirdboy got more weirdboyz, becoz dats all da boyz I kan foind. Besides myself, ovcourse. Now I want ta make zoggin weirdboy deff dreads. Zoggin umies, pansies, skull gitz, fishboyz, an everyone else wont know wot hit em. Gimme a d100 for da best fing we eva looted.
Zoggit, I posted da same zoggin message. I’z a grot.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>61981461On it boss hope it's proppa flash.
>>61981524ITZ ZOGGIN NUFFIN! I’Z NOT GONNA STAND FOR DIS! Anotha roll! The second roll zoggin ‘olds, no matter wot.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>61981553Gubbinz comin' up!
>>61981582GOD. ZOGGIN. ZOGGIT! WE STILL GOT NUFFIN! Well, we’z stranded on dis zoggin rok dat da otha weirdboy conkuered for us boyz. I fink I was around for dat. Alroight, dats it, dats our story little boyz an grots. Now let’s get to zoggin writefaggin and fluffin!
Oi. Wot even iz da planet we’z on? We’z makin a planet, so give me a d100 for da class when we discovered it.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>61981635>inb4 tomb world
>>61981635Or shud we jus leave it to the zoggin imaginashun? I’z thinkin it should have every possible zoggin biome on da planet, for diversity.
>>61981648Soid note: iz dere any better planet generator den da dark ‘eresy one? If so, post it in da thread.
>>61981648Alroight, for da assumptions for da fluff, da planet was abandoned due to xenos. It wuz one o dem umie food planets. Dey zoggin eat plants, dats sad, dat iz. Gimme a 3d10+15 for wot da tech wuz when we got dere.
Rolled 5, 2, 1 + 15 = 23 (3d10 + 15)>>61981718
>>61982052Zoggin finally. Dere was industrial gubbins dat we looted. Not bad at all. Gimme a d100 for star size.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>61982084
>>61982100Itz a medium star, nuffin speshul, just roight. Gimme a d100 for size, becoz i’z skippin over the adtuptus and sektor bitz, because we know where dis planet iz.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>61982132100 get!
>>61982123You bet your zoggin flash it iz. We’z makin da planet our weirdboy klan iz on.
>>61982142Jest a little ova half roight. Itz an average planet, so jest the roight amount a boyz. Roll d100 for da tilt, I needs ta know how hot n’ cold it iz.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>61982170>Inb4 frozen orks
>>61982188Well. I don’t zoggin know why da homies settled here in da first place. Deres -80 degrees differance in winter an 80 degrees in da summer. But who cares? We’z orkz, and we’z don’t give a zog. Gimme a d10 for da roks around da rok. I’z skippin ova da day length becuz toyme is a zoggin triviul find we krumpin is to be had.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>61982240
>>61982265Ya know wot? I’ll translate dat into a 60. Roll a 1d5
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>61982281
>>61982291So we gotz five otha roks around our rok. Alroight, let’s get to da real fluffin and writefaggin! Can I get a WAAAAGH?
Alroight, we did gud, ya gitz. So I’z finkin we’z should be allies wif anotha klan fokused around choppin gits ta peices, so we’z can ‘ave meatsheilds. Also, does anywun challenge da bosshood of Big Mek Goblok?(The bosshood is for fluff reasons as for who is our warboss.)
OI! EVERYONE! I’z in need of support wit da fluffin. I’z thinkin that our main trukks should be mounted wif weirdboy towas, in order to umpli... amplif... make da headbangin stronga, an let da otha gitz do da krumpin. Because we can krump em wif ZOGGIN MIND DAKKA.
>>61982738Let's start wid how'z we'z near
>>61985256Eye of Terror, Maelstrom, or other Warp Rift?Could be the waaagh stalled when the rift opened and the weird boys are a way of dealing with all the warpy shit. But no gubbins. A tragedy.Could be that the roks are all trying to compete for the lead and gubbins needed to get out of the rift zone.
>>61986374Oi. I fink it wuz dat dere was a big ol waagh, and our weirdboy gitz split off from da main boyz. Dey had a good scrap until da weirdboyz did somethin so zoggin dumb it wuz zoggin cool. Dey all overdrew from da waagh. Instead a ‘eadbangin and krumpin themselves, dey ripped reality a new un, and got sucked, wif da otha orkz, to dis ere planet, where Dey found some new squigs an krumped em good. Dey den spread out to da otha roks, forming five new klans. My klan, da one we’z in roight now, is da direct descendent of dat original klan. Da way it works iz loik wif dose Necromunda gitz, wif da planet bein da underhive. A few feral boyz is down there, but none of da rok klans settle down dere.
>>61986374but who'z we gonna fight?
>>61986621Who do ya zoggin fink? DOSE SHOOTA KLAN GITZ ON DA SECOND ROK ON DA ROIGHT FROM US! In addishun, I drew up da klan kolors.
>>61986868(To explain, that’s the klan we have beef with, and the klan we are allies with is the choppy klan, due to conflicting ideologies. The choppy clan is between us and the shootas.)
>>61986898(To reiterate: we have a necromunda dynamic. Everyone has to cooperate on the surface so they all survive. For instance, in addition to the weirdboyz, we have the best meks. However, mobs will usually go down to the surface for a scrap with a klan mob they hate.)
Leaving this here
OI. ARCHOIVE DIS.(Cannot due to phoneposting)
>>61989485Job's done bosshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/61974677/
>>61990236Good zoggin work. May da wroitfags use dis settin for dere next work. I’z got great hopez for you lot.