Do your campaigns make your players think?
>>64727567It really does, now i wonder what it would feel like downing a bottle of lube and using a snake as a cocksleeve. Fuck you.
>>64727567Pretty sure in that story the serpent deceives eve and not adam
>>64727653>all girls are fags
>>64727567>>64727653>When you try to make a point about Christian theology while being retarded
>>64727583Darkviolet did some pics you might be into, you fucking degenerate pervert. I bet you'd think it was hot, seeing a snake slut used like a condom, you filthy piece of trash. You'd probably look it up on Furaffinity, you disgusting dogfucker. You'd probably want to know it's a comission by Nhala, you nasty piece of shit.
>>64728392I am writing all of those names down, for research.
>>64727583I hear chimps sometimes do that. Without lube.
>>64728392Would've thought to suggest Sanzo, since he's done some similar stuff with snakes.
>>64729686You fucking pervert, I bet you like Etheross's snake porn too, you fucking filth, you probably look it up on FA or wherever Etheross posts, I wouldn't know because I'm not a fucking degenerate.
>>64729797I've heard that you can find most of his work on e621
>>64727567Ah, classic blunder OP
>>64727567They used to. Then I had to move and I got players who aggressively didn't want to think, so I stopped making them anything but kick the door down loot grabbing exercises. I've even stopped giving NPCs names.
>>64727567Nah they Just arm up and cause genocides and world wars most of the timeDon't give your players nukes
>>64727567Pic is me looking at a snake after seeing this image
>>64729836Like, 2/3, I guess. A lot of his work hasn't left his patreon 'cause he's got issues in his grey cells.
>thread devolves into snake fuckingThis entire board must be purged.
>>64731909Some of that stuff is even SFW, oh my...
>>64732013Someone mention a campaign about Shadowrun or backroom assassinations.
>>64727583No gag reflex.Just saying.
>>64732013>devolvesYou did read the OP, right? This didn't exactly start high.>>64727583>>64732171Small, very sharp teeth curved backwards to prevent things from getting out.Throat-fucking a snake: sounds fun, is not.
>>64729668They use frogs not snakes.
>>64732013I see it's your first time here. Come, we have an XCOM mod set up just for you, for education purposes.
>>64733593Why not just remove the teeth all the while keeping it alive???
>>64732013>This entire board must be purged.How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
>>64728392How dare you be so helpful,fren!
>>64732013This board has always been like that you know. Now if it devolved into polbaiting, you'd have a point
>>64737175Ahh, didn't read the thread. Never mind then.
>>64733713Based ape cousins
>>64727567My DM's games are the tabletop equivalent of ordering a nice pizza. You enjoy it for a few slices, but you feel something is wrong. You look up. On the couch opposite of you sits Yog-Sothoth. You look at each other. He speaks: "This is all a simulation. The pizza you had? Irrelevant. Soon both you and I will find ourselves facing the sad realization that our universe is nothing but a framing device for this comparison. Even within it, you do not exist.
>>64736210Damn it, Uther! As your future king, I order you to purge this board!
>>64733807>we have an XCOM mod set up just for youIs this legit? Are you implying what I think you are? Do I need to go and buy XCOM now?TELL ME DAMN YOU
>>64727567No, thinking is hard and most people aren't adept at it at all.
>DON'T EVEN NEED OTHER BOARDS ANYMORE
>>64739731>tfw no viper gf
>>64730670It's worse if you have players who want to think but then one player yells if you have to think about anything. Literally started shouting at a player for buying provisions for a trip.
>>64737668This spiraled so spectacularly into whatever it has spiraled into, I had to save it for the posterity
>>64737699You are not king yet anon, nor would I obey that command even if you were
>>64740863Well, I'm scaroused
>>64740863The only acceptable monstergirl design.>>64742205s a u c e
>>64740723Why not just kick that one player?
>>64740863I had a raging boner when I walked into the thread, and I'll walk out of the thread screaming with no boner now
>>64741426Then I must consider this an act of reason.
>>64742729YOU ARE WEAK VUL-CAN
>>64742777Treason? Have I lost my mind, Uther?
>>64742947Have I? Prince Arthas, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your paladins from service.
>>64742865>>64742729got you covered senpai
>>64737668is this pasta?
>>64743392No, it's pizza. Please try to keep up.
>>64737668Put me in the screencap you madman
>>64737668But were your legs okay?
>>64737668Ma'am are you high?
OP, funny enough, this is a pretty concise example of how my campaigns work out. Half the players jerking off to snakes, half of them repeating lines from some other story back at each other, and the occasional bout of existential horror.
>>64744918NOBODY GETS IN THE SCREENCAP
>>64728334>God created OPYet more evidence that God is a massive prick.
>>64728334>>64745101>God created man in His image
>>64745067based and redpilled
>>64742205I recognize that futa!
>>64733713French will suck anyone.
>>64742985You've just stopped a terrible threshold Arthas.
>>64745067>sloppy bordersAbsolutely unacceptable.
>>64745240Thanks! Surprisingly cute. Would've been better with a snake snoot rather than a human face, but eh, Japanese.>>64745197>Hey, what's your Will score again?>It's XX? Hmm... Ah, nevermind, it's nothing.
>>64743105SHUT UP BRAIN GHOST.YOU ARE NOT FRIEND.
>>64727567from my experience when anyone makes a campaign that's more than 2 layers deep, the players take it in a completely different direction
>>64747569With how well it looks like it'd fit against a face, I'm mostly picturing Bane wearing one of those creatures by the crotch.Also, see you in 3 days.>>64747446Nice.
>>64747569Godspeed you absolute madman.May you gain that promotion you earned
Everything is somebody's fetish. Most things are my fetish too. We live in a sexual world, all realms are magical, there is no escape. I think the key is to joke about that without focusing on it. Don't play D&D as a way to express your fetishes, that's what f-list is for. But if something dirty comes up I think everyone ought to be able to laugh about it and move on without getting triggered.
>>64740863I wish I was that egg
>>64727567I would just like to say that this is entirely your fault OP.
>>64737668Source on the girl pls
>>64752901You can't really reverse search crops and the oldest posts with it in 3rd party archives have 4chan timestamp filenames from even older (un-archived) posts.The earliest posts I see were mostly in /v/ threads for smash bros. and it still seems to get posted in them, so a thread like that might be a good place to ask.Though it would be more responsible to ask /wsr/. Maybe even /r/, but start with /wsr/.
>>64752901Chariot du Nord/Shiny Chariot from Little Witch Academia
>>64727567This is retarded. The snake deceived Eve. Eve guilted Adam into the fall.
>>64737668I'm terrified of this post.
>>64727583WhyWhy would you drink the lube?
>>64753124So you're telling me that lesbianism is the cause of man's downfall?
>>64753125One vagania. Maybe less.
>>64728392I can't fucking find this shit
>>64733593It depends. Snakes have very different dentition depending on taxa. Don't fuck a fanged mouth.
>>64727583Anon, snakes have shitton of tiny teeth that are supposed to prevent anything getting out while swallowing it.Just like cats have similar thing on their tongue (designed to literally lick off meat from the bone).It would be extremaly painful.
>>64748013Eggs aren't children. The ones we eat aren't fertilized, so they're equivalent to menstruation.
>>64737668MUST ESCAPE CYCELS OF GUILT
>>64728392And, oh god don't even get me started on etherross, that degenerate can't stop drawing nasty shit with snakes, god help you if you look up his name on e621 or something
>>64756769>can't stop drawingThey're commissions by one guy iirc. You'd probably draw that too for the cash he's getting.
>>64727567At last I truly see
>>64741623Fear and arousal are the same stimulation, fun fact.Another fun fact, smutposters get obliterated
>>64754222Try e621Failing that, find a furry/feral discord server
>>64737668(You)'re legs are fine.
>>64744962>>64758155Alright, what does this mean? If legs are involved, I need to know about it.
>>64737668The lack of a closing quotation mark terrifies me.
>>64745947>>64745067>1000x150I dont know why you insist on doing this. It's hell to read.
>>64758497it could be intentional
>>64754222dark_violet on e621?
>>64756033Came here to post this, witnessed
>>64753779Lesbian bone marrow babies and the biological irrelevance of man due to science will be his downfall.
>>64759062Women can't run a society, let alone an entire world.
>>64759426No human can run a society, let alone a world.All civilizations thus far have been an incredibly temporary joke.
>>64734138They grow back. God planned ahead.
>>64756769>can't stop drawing>etherosslol
>>64737668This feels like something i’d find in E.Y.E.
>>64738080Google Xcom viper. Find out for yourself>>64757300
>>64740863Extremely cursed image
>>64762445Nah, not enough Brozouf.
>>64727567Mouth looks like a vagina.
>>64743392It is now
>>64758169E.Y.E meme. The game has location-based damage and it's really easy to break your legs.
>>64759062>implying it's not gonna be the other way around>burdening raising the next generation on people instead of just using artificial exowombs>implying the world won't become a male-only utopia saturated with entirely platonic homolust
>>64737668Don't go making waves kid
>>64758545Finally somebody with human eyes
>>64727567My players make me thinkAbout killing myself, that is
>>64737668include me in the screenca->>64758545 awww man
>>64767434Maybe instead you should think about thrilling yourself
>>64740863>Read it right to left cuz moonrunes>She vomits... An egg>Notice arrow guide
>>64762461Oh I know about the Snake alien. I was just under the impression that there was a thread related mod for the game somewhere.
>>64727653Maybe this was the actual thinking point all along
get this thread back on track you fucking homos
>>64771386He says as he posts a melanin rich fellow with man sized hand prints on his back
>>64771386>back on trackBut it was never on track
>>64745460You have just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas
>>64747006You can't tell me what to do, Vulcan!!
>>64746411Holy shit that is disturbing.
>>64772607You just get here yesterday?
>>64773159>wtf someone thinks my yiff is gross>better imply they're new, everyone knows oldfags love furriesInteresting flex, friend.
>>64773227No, but for real, did you get here just yesterday. His question is valid. That shit right there. That's nothing new. Hell, that's tame compared to somethings we have seen here. and this is a blue board. It's not even about liking furries, it's just that if you find that disturbing you haven't been here for long.
>>64773289Or maybe the yiff you chose is just exceptionally poorly drawn and unsettling to behold. Something doesn't have to be liveleaks gore or tubgirl to be unpleasant, furfriend.
>>64773323Yeah, but it's not remarkable. Except for the hair, that's admittedly bad.t. the guy who posted the Bowser, not the guy you've been arguing with
>>64773323Mate, it's not mine, never assume that one anon is the same from post to post, rookie mistake. Second, not into fur. When it came to the bowsette meme I only approved of the human version. When it comes to monster-girls, it's kemomimi at most for me bud.Look, nothing wrong with being new, but I'm just saying that if that picture is disturbing you better brace youself if you plan on sticking around. And that's my advice to anyone on this board.No need to get hostile.
>>64773431this is the most reddit fucking comment I've ever fucking seen holy shit
>>64771164>>64762461Wait this game has a 'sassy viper' and a 'relationship' mod? Are they compatible?
>>64773431To be fair, I had the exact same reaction. That shit is poorly drawn as fuck. It is not up to the quality of the rest of the sneks in this thread.
>>64773445I admit I underestimated the spacing. But that doesn't make it any less valid.
>>64773404>>64773431Listen, I'm sorry you're offended that someone disliked the image. Maybe you commissioned it, maybe you even drew it yourself, but the fact of the matter is not everyone is going to like your yiff. Trying to posture as some sort of patrician oldfag isn't liable to change that.
>>64773475Mate, no one is offended. You're the one being hostile. If anything we are looking out for the new people by giving them a heads up. Calm down, will ya?
>>64773404No real argument being had, just looking out for the new guy is all. But yeah, it could have been a lot better but then again if it ain't at least mostly human it ain't going to do anything for me.>>64773470Agreed, it's not even a snake. It's more akin to a dragon. Completely off topic.
>>64773521The "I'm not offended you're offended" schtick is about as convincing as your oldfag routine, gotta tell you. While we're handing out free advice for the newbies, going full defensive every time someone criticizes an image you find sexy is not going to get you far.
>>64772607>>64773227>>64773323>>64773475>calling it "yiff"crypto-furfag detected.
>>64773588I'm not sure where you are comming from with this honestly, I feel like you are reding way more into my writing than intended. Maybe I'm just not getting the right tone out into it, but I mean it, I'm not offended by anyone not liking the picture. I mean, I don't even like it myself, as I have stated before. I feel like there is an uneccessary amount of hostility here, but I might be also doing some misreading there.Whatever, that wasn't the point of this. I just saw someone reacting to a picture and wanted to point out that this is far from the worst they risk finding on this board. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>64773709murr~*sniffs your bulge*
>>64737668excuse me what the fuck
>>64773709>recognizing the significance of "yiff"Crypto-crypto-furfag detected.
>>64773798this is a nowo owo zowone
>>64773857>deflecting and projectingCrypto-crypto-crypto-furfag detected.
>>64773903>>64773857>>64773709Do Crypto-furfags deal in yiffcoin?
>>64737668You even picked the right elder god for it you son of a bitch.
>>64727567WTF I love Christianity now?!?!?
>>64767572/tg/ never fails to impress me
We have known this in Australia for a long time snakes are colloquially known as bush pussy.
Can I post porn story links? Cause I have a good one relevant to this thread's subject.
>>64733713>monkeys rape frogsSo, is that why Kek's cultists hate blacks so much?
>>64733593>Small, very sharp teeth curved backwards to prevent things from getting out.>Throat-fucking a snake: sounds fun, is not.So exactly like a woman's vagina then
>>64775280Yeah, ask US for permission, as if we can fucking do anything about it.
>>64775382At least I'm courteous.
>>64775280Anon, we are as powerless as you are before the admins. Sure we can point out when they do wrong, but if you want to take a risk, we can't stop you or save you.
Be warned, it has monster people and is written by Sparrow http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/26056/A-Snakes-Fate
>>64727567You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink it.
>>64757602>Failing that, find a furry/feral discord serverThere are feral focused discord servers?
>>64777537How are you surprised?
>>64757315>fun factyou and whatever quack of a scientist that came up with that are both full of shit, fuck off
>>64779156He's actually not wrong.The amygdala controls autonomic responses associated with fear, arousal, and emotional stimulation. Google it and read up on it it's pretty interesting as it has direct links with things like anxiety, fear, and why we find certain things sexually arousing and others don't and vice versa.
>>64753711How else are you supposed to use it?Why do you think it's sold in such easy-to-consume bottles?
>>64773588You're pretty funny anon, you really are new. All the oldfags aren't funny anymore
>>64737668I've never had a good opportunity to use this .gif for any reaction in the past few years since I saved it.
>>64773431I'm physically disgusted by this post.
This thread is basically everything that makes /tg/ what it used to be. It's like looking through an archive
>>64756022....thanks, i guess
>>64779527All consciously-perceived stimuli are way more complex than that, and not confined to a single cluster. It's just that said cluster is the one most associated with these stimuli, and likely played the major role in perceiving similar intrinsic stimuli as capacity for them were first developing in the brains of ancestral species.
>>64762505good and nice meme, I enjoyed the reference, EYE -> Brozouf ahah mdr upvoted good sir
>>64740863Imagine massaging her throat after every big meal
>>64779830from the inside
>>64737668how make a i want to fuck a snake thread to a E.Y.E thread in one post
>>64779724I'm sorry, anon, but that was a straight rip from neurobiology. The amygdala is responsible for you pissing your pants in fear as well as jizzing your pants in arousal.
>>64781234Not him but, that might just mean you can't feel both at the same time because the amygdala is busy.There's no reason to assume fear will make you excited or vice-versa.
>>64727567My players captured a goon and he wasnt feeling talkative/they already had all the info from another captive. So they tortured him whilst asking rhetorical questions.
>>64781972You can absolutely feel both just like you can be happy and angry at the same time or sad and happy. The brains fucked like that is the tl;dr but ask anyone into the sub position in BDSM/hardcore fetishes or female rape victims and they'll tell you the fear almost always makes the arousal responses and orgasms that much stronger.
>>64782049>you didn't think I would say yes to that, did you? *puts drill into 2nd gear*>assistant walks in carrying a jar of rats, some bacon bits, and some lube "Answer him you fuck!"
>>64782103None of that has anything to do with the neurological fact that the amygdala handles all these responses.Maybe this is all true, but i find it annoying that you pick a random scientific fact and draw a bunch of conclusions that have nothing to do with it.
>>64782162I'm just saying just because one structure of the brain is doing something doesn't mean it can't do more things as well or that being scared or aroused somehow precludes the occurence of the other or any other additional or combination or emotions or mental states and in fact layering sometimes contradictory things can enhance one or more of them.Your brain stores all its short term memories in a single place and is constantly running but it continues to absorb many multiple memories all the time as an example and it doesn't hiccup just because it's doing more than one instance of memory retention. Why would the amygdala currently being under some workload somehow preclude an additional amount of workload being added when pretty much every structure of the brain functions otherwise?
>>64782237I am NOT saying any of that.I am saying you are making a bunch of random assumptions, and that you could just as easily say the opposite.
>>64782386It being possible to be happy and angry, sad and happy, or aroused and scared are not assumptions they're a known and studied occurence.Likewise it's a known occurence in those sex communities that fear(and pain) augment the experience and height arousal and the subsequent orgasm. Likewise, it's a known and well documented occurence in female rape victims(its actually rare in men and depending on the type of rape can make it impossible to perform).It's also known that the amygdala can handle all of its autonomic roles simultaneously.Where is the assumption?
>>64776749I have several meters of platic tubing that disagree with you.
>>64782643>drink>take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.>plastic tubing means it's a straight injection into the stomach actively precluding the mouth and swallowing portionYou're thinking of Ingest.
>>64737668Wew, quality post anon.
>>64782516The assumption that the amygdala handling different roles meaning that they're connected.
>>64727567So ancient humans saw that a snake's mouth reminded them of vaginas, and reached the conclusion that both should be related, and that if snakes were dangerous, venomous and treacherous, so were women. Maybe they even came up with the idea that snakes were women's vileness made flesh, like crawling vaginas carrying all that is evil and sordid.
>>64782783That is also not an assumption. Both fear response and sexual arousal occur first and foremost in the amygdala. This is why both go under the umbrella Arousal(generalistic) which is a state the amygdala goes into when something non-routine occurs. Both of those previous states of arousal result in stress hormones being produced(the same dump because it's the amygdala's initial response) followed by chemical productions and dumps throughout the body as the rest of the brains executive functions kick in which look very similar even after the adjustment has been made.Like I said you should really read up on these things it's pretty interesting.
>>64782878Other way around. Snakes and women were dangerous, venomous, and treacherous but they were thought of as separate entities until someone made the connection between physical similarities that resulted in metaphor and thus the allegory being made. It's why the methods of social control existed before the book did rather than after and why it was emphasized in the book itself.
>>64782977Now at least you're giving an actual reasoning.
>>64782878>>64783036They aren't wrong tbqh
>>64737668I can relate
>>64777586I'm not surprised, I just don't know how these like-minded people can find eachother since everything surrounding navigation in discord is wretched
>>64766962>entirely platonic homolustThe word you're looking for is friendship
>>64783663Eh, friendship is too weak.Camaraderie?Bromance?
>>64758545Is your monitor literally 720 pixels wide?
>>64786818I'm sorry anon, but... there are phoneposters here.
>>64790389>there are phoneposters here.No we aren't.