Just finished the first session and it was already amazing.>Be me playing D&D 5e. >Me Tiefling Bard Jables Tenacious, others Eladrin Zarbon the Life Cleric, Stibbons Halfling Rogue, Eatad Ick Human Bard, Zarin Evilbane Munakamune Goliath Barbarian, >Sleep in late so I’m an hour late to the game.>Jables is walking through a street when three figures burst from a jewelry store.>They throw down a smoke bomb to the floor.>Takes the form of a green drake.>Two guards, a goliath, a halfling, and eladrin charge the drake. Human bard stays in back with crowd.>Guard goes down, I don’t move.>Another guard goes down, I charge in to help.>The other bard hides behind a random commoner, cast heroism on him.>We call him Steve as he charges after the bard says “Go get ‘em champ”.>I make it into combat but don’t do much.>Steve is in range and it’s his turn.>DM starts playing hero music.>Punches the drake hits.>It’s a punch from a commoner so it deals 1 damage.>Drake had 1 HP and dies.>OFW the commoner one punch mans the Drake, which we’re calling a dragon.
>>64822926>I run to the crowd and start acting as a hype man for Steve.>We take a short in and out of character break.>Come back as we level up to level 2.>Decide Steve deserves PC classes.>We decide between fighter or monk, go monk.>We roll his stats, he’s a human so he adds 1 to the rolls.>They are 18 STR, 14 DEX, 18 CON, 8 INT, 11 WIS, 14 CHA.>Steve is a fat drunk leatherworker, with the education you expect of a peasant. Also a widow.>We tell the guards who say they’ll look into a reward.>I crit to carry Steve to the bar with the Zarin.>We throw open the door and I leap up on a large table and start hyping the bar with tales of Steve, 22 performance.>Sing a little song. “Steve our hero, his muscles strong, his beard fair. Without reason or cause he charges to save the day.”>Free drinks for all.
>>64822942>Zarbon tries to seduce everyman in the bar.>I feel it worth mentioning that Zarbon is a Noble who is a shirtless gay rapist.>Some arm wrestling, I sing, Stibbins pickpockets, normal stuff.>We head back to Steve’s to pass out, Zarin stays at bar, Zarbon is a noble so he heads to his mansion.>Steve is a man who knows how to eat, makes hungover breakfast.>Plates stacked with pancakes, fat sausages, heaping pile of eggs.>Convene at Steve’s for our next move, we decide we can’t allow these strange figures to endanger the city. I convince Stibbons with the promise of riches.>We head to the place that was robbed, Dickenson’s Jewelery.>We skirt past the guards into the shop.>Guy knows nothing, insight says something is up.>I use Thaumaturgy and Prestidigitation to use in my intimidate.>Slam my hand down, the counter seems to vibrates from the blow.>My eye begin to glow from beneath my hood(which I use Prestidigitation to appear completely dark all the time).>Windows shudder, room seems to grow darker. “Don’t get in our way when this city is in danger”.
>>64823055>Tells us they may be connected to the mafia.>We know they’re connected to the rich.>Steve was off asking the guards like a sensible person while we were in the store.>Steve’s all about this. “Gonna get to punch a noble, beat up some mobsters!”>Walk around a market, the other go to a shady store while I just ask a random potion seller where to find the mafia.>YouWat.png>I figure even if this comes up as a bust if we can’t get the mafia we’ll make the mafia come to us.>Stibbons rolls perception, finds a shady looking place with a lady in her 50’s manning it.>She’s a potion seller and selling various things like potions, poisons, date rape drugs, etc.>Talks to her. “I might know something if you buy something.”>I’ve been going to different vendor, get to her.>The other converge on the location since some of the party was here.>Casually ask where black market is.>YouWat.png
>>64823117>We’ve been asking for directions to the black market, and mafia, like it’s the local Walmart.>We’re all broke as fuck, and the cheapest things she sells is 30 GP. >I’m going to pay as one of the wealthiest members, only have 15 GP though.>We need to get her to bring the prices down.>Stibbons wants to intimidate.>That won’t work she’s got black market connections we aren’t going to scare her.>We need another form of diplomacy, someone throws out seduce.>Remember I’m playing a bard.>IWasBornForThis.png>Ask what she looks like cause I have some standards.>6.5, aged with grace and her alchemy helped her retain some youth.>Roll a 23 to seduce a 50yr old lady who hasn’t been dicked in like 20yrs.>She’s digging it, gives me a discount.>Buy a potion of poison, says this will show us the way.>We’re brainlets so we spend 5 minute OOC trying to figure this out.>Someone says drink it.>”Motherfucker this ain’t sleeping beauty.”>Could kill me so I’m just going to make the display.>Raise the potion to my lips, slowly, as I look to the old lady for a reaction.>Starts making the no notion at her neck with her hand, while just mouthing. “No, no, no.”>Put it down.>Probably thinking. “This boys got looks, and a nice ass. But not brains.”>She picks up another and peels the label off.>Ooooooh, peel it off to find an address. >End Session 1.
>>64822926>ZarbonYes Lord Freeza
>>64824458the token he uses.
>>64824348Without storytimes we wouldn't have the all guardsman party, or many other amazing TTRPG tales.