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>>67987933
at least the magical realm became clear early

>>67987933
Twerk that money

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>>67987933
>incredibly cheerful and insanely violent rapist futa dolphinmaid packs

>>67988314
I wasn't even thinking of that when they suggested it. More along the lines of the crazy hydraulic vaginas they would have. It'd make sense with the "mermaids as predators" narrative. Shit clamps down like a vise when you're doing the deed and they drag you under.

>>67987956
Rip my pc

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>>67988778
Look, let's shake and agree then. They have females and futas. The females trap dicks and drag men down. The futas rape women and drown them or make them brood mothers. We both win, and ship travel or beach day becomes a party for everyone.

Thanks for ruining a legitimately good idea, /tg/.

>>67988871
Excuse me? Dolphins are monsters. It's the horror of nature that ruins things for once, anon, not us.

I find it funny that one of the few species considered fairly intelligent are violent rapists lol. Do we live in a society or what?

>>67988894
Mermaids are monsters

>>67988916
I bet if we taught dolphins gaming there'd be some reasonable gentlemen among them.

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>>67988950
Yes anon, which logically means dolphinmaids are DOUBLE monsters. Thus the rape and drowning. Try to keep up.

>>67987933
You were in that one 40k general thread a few nights ago weren't you

>>67988871
What's wrong big boy
Never had your cock sucked by a dolphin before?

>>67987933
What's the problem? I don't get it.

>>67988973
Do you think dolphins would play FATAL with me?

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>>67987933
Now wait a minute Ralph, no. RALPH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>67989016
Wait, women are also monsters. Is that what makes mermaids monsters in the first place?

>>67989362
The secretion is a myth.

>>67989474
t. Wants all the dolphin pussy for himself.

anons stop I thought I'd freed myself from this

>>67987933
t. the Deep

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>>67987933
>Mfw this is how my mermaids are
>Explained it away as both are mammals so it makes more sense
>Only one person has ever suspected anything
>She never mentioned anything to the other players

Is person pussy really that biologically boring or do we just fetishize animals because we're degenerate? Like the same goes for horses too.

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>>67987933
A devious trap. It's a magical realm, but if you call it you're admitting knowledge of dolphin vaginas, and unless you're a marine biologist or work at an aquarium, you have no plausible excuse to know that.

>>67989362
i think if you cheated on a dolphinmaid it would kill you, and then everyone you love

>>67990188
it's the latter. this is the most animal horny board i've been on.

>>67988314
>not cheerful violent dolphin mertwink rapists

>>67989867
heh

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>>67987933
Make it a killer whale and you're on.

>>67990188
>Implying you can't like both
Human is great but just imagine the differences.

>>67988778
>Shit clamps down like a vise when you're doing the deed and they drag you under.
That's kinda what mermaids did in folklore - drowning horny sailors. Mermaids are essentially tit mimics. They were invented because sailors grew incredibly horny without women at sea, and for them some lump of seafoam definately looked like a super hot chick who wants to fuck me.

>>67990188
There is a reason that the characterization of /tg/ has been depicted as being in a "friends with benefits" relationship with /d/.

>>67989474
Who comes up with these myths?

>>67988894
>>67988916

1989: save the dolphins!

2019: destroy the dolphin patriarchy

I like dolphins.

>>67989362
why did nature create this?

>>67987956
Whp?

>>67991180
Enjoyable sexual Intercourse is a powerful prosocial tool for intelligent, social animals.

Dolphins are downright depraved though, they're well-known for propositioning humans for sexual encounters. I did a swim with dolphins thing and they specifically warned us against touching certain parts of them lest it be seen as an invitation.

>>67987933
What about mermaids who are just sentient dugongs?

Touch the sea cow. Do it now.

>>67990277
gentlemen, gentlemen. Why must we fight? Is not the twink the natural companion to the futa? Can we not dream of a world where skiny pretty boys and dickgirls swim hand in hand on there way to rape the nearest trade ship.

>>67990188
Human dick is unironically in the mid to high tier of mammals, but human pussy is in bottom tier it lacks any redeeming features.

>>67991250
Only if they are equally horny. I don't know why but I've always wanted to fuck a sea cow. Same for actual cows too come to think of it.

Suffer Not The Furry To Live. HOLY FLAMES Wants Your Location!

>>67993247
The only flame here is my flaming passion for aquatic mammal sex

>>67991602
It can make more humans which is a pretty big plus.

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>>67990408
>some lump of seafoam
>not belugas

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>>67988314
>futa

>>67990266
>spoiler
More so than /d/, strangely enough.

>>67993825
Fair enough but that's standard for all pussys and their respective species. Doing the bear minimum doesn't keep it from the bottom of the list.

>>67993901
Why would /d/ be the animal fucker board?

>>67993941
Does anyone have that image of a guy going into why human wombs are absolute shit compared to any other animal and why elves would be better?

>>67993247
>HOLY FLAMES Wants Your Location!
No one cares about your edgy fursona, anon

>>67993901
/d/ hasn't been good in years. Ever since they got autistic mods it's morstly just inanimate object and diaper porn, and low effort futashit. Most of the classic /d/eviants who used to crossboard on /tg/ have moved to /aco/ and /trash/

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>>67990266
>this is the most animal horny board i've been on.
Wait until you go to /k/

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>>67993941
>Doing the bear
Don't mind if I do!

I want a dolphin gf bros...

>>67993888
cringe

>>67991209
So you did?

>>67994519
I want a dolphin bf

>>67994348
>Most of the classic /d/eviants who used to crossboard on /tg/ have moved to /aco/ and /trash/
Pretty much this. I had to abandon /d/ when there was pretty much nothing there for me because all of the futa is hyper and cockvore. Even their monster girl threads are weak compared to the shit you get here.
/aco/ has pretty much everything /d/ has but more tasteful and /trash/ has you covered for pretty much anything else but loli, the only reason to browse /b/ after your first month on the site.

>>67991209
There was the italian journalist who made an documentary on dolphin, and one of the one she was swimming with started sexually assaulting her.
Another story, this time in Ireland, where a dolphin started showing his erection to a passerby, and the cop first through that the dude was molesting the dolphin. He almost got in trouble for zoophilia.

>>67994485
Stay focused anon, we're talking about fucking the aquatic world here.

>>67997118
>>67994519
Would you both be willing to share a dolphin futa?

>>67987933
Would that mean that there could be other sea mammals sirens?
Like sea lions sirens or whale sirens?

>>67997426
Counterpoint. Polar bears.

>>67991090
Do you know where you are, friend?

>>67997451
>>67997463

We are reaching maximum magical realm here, I don't think the thread can take much more of this.

>>67994785
I was 13 years old and didn't want to jerk off a dolphin in front of my family and dozens of strangers to boot, so no.

>>67993888
based.

>>67998264
Getting your futa dolphin gf to double team a polar bear with you

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>>67989362

>post talking about relationship with dolphin says dolphins can't cheat because they can't form relationships


They will fuck other dolphins though...

>>67997118
>>67990277
The more I think about this the lewder it gets

>Assertive, smug, flirtatious dolphin twink boy
>Super active and fit from all that swimming
>Will periodically pin you down and fuck you into a coma whenever he wants
>Cheerfully disembowels anything that would threaten you while you swim (and you if you ever betray him haha)
>Slut for tummy rubs probably
>Entire body is smooth as fuck

Heteros can just substitute twink with tomboy but its basically the same.

>>67999531
Listen, you can get cheated on if you use rape to turn everything into a 3some

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>>67999555
Now you're speaking my language

>>67997409
>get flashed by dolphin
>go to jail
Fucking lol

>>67990405
What is this from, friend?

>>67999555
Checked.
Note: dolphins are not monogamous.
>dolphintwink bf seeing if he can stroke you off with his prehensile dick (spoilers: he can)
>"By the way, I invited a friend."
>after she nearly suffocates you from riding your face, she stuffs half your arm up her pussy
>holds a moan-scattered conversation with your bf while he makes you make cute noises

>>67989065
Dolphin snouts are shaped wrong for that, no?

>>67988871
Most merfolk already use mammalian biology that just happens to be fish-textured. Fish tails wiggle left and right, but dolphins and whales go up and down like a mermaid.

>>67989108
They'd larp it with you, whether you want to or not.

>>67990551
/tg/-chan and Trish have a regular board games night, often inviting /d/ and sometimes /mlp/. The drink served is tf juice, and it usually ends with a dragon being quite full.

>>68001797
>that entire scenario
lord

>>68001175
Oh god, dolphins are horny lolis

Penguins are also sexual deviant. Young male Adelie penguins have a tendency to fuck anything that look like one of their kind, independantly of if its species or status. So it's not uncommon for them to fuck dead body.
They will also pimp their female to get more rock for their nest.

>>68005399
That's... just great man. Thanks for that image. I really needed that in my head.

>>68005454
>They will also pimp their female to get more rock for their nest.

Baséd

>>68005454
>penguins
>deviant

Well, for humans maybe, but in the natural world its the rape louse that takes the cake.

>>67987933
A dolphin tail is a fish tail, he should have gone with something like Jellyfish mermaids, now thats getting creative.

>>67990266
>Yandere Dolphinmaid
YES PLEASE

>>68009694
>A dolphin tail is a fish tail
Out with your stupidity. Not the same structure, and not the same axis.

>>68009850
Superficial details, they function similar enough to be interchangeable.

>>68009917
They are as similar as bat wings and bird wings (so not at all). The movement of water that they use to propel themselves is very different, because the tail movement themselves are different

>>67991602
Human dick is the jack all trades dick, good at everything but excels at nothing

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>The smarts of a human
>The rape half of the dolphin
>Combined to make a seaborn rape machine capable of advanced problem solving and that travel in packs

What have you done?

>>67990387
Anon....
killer whales are dolphins

>>68010285
Just a strange and depraved kind of a human.
Not really any more fearsome than your usual frontline soldiers.

>>67990266
>all of these posts about /tg/ being the horniest board about animals
>when /mlp/ exists
I mean, there's not even a competition

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>>68005399
you deserve an award for your post

>>67994088
no but i would like to share that image will all of my friends if possible.

Strange how people are more willing to fuck a dolphin over a monkey, despite monkeys being infinitely more humanlike in appearance. Not that I mind, I just find is strange - you'd think monkey-fucking would be the zoophile slippery slope of choice but it seems to consistently end up being horses, dogs and dolphins instead.

>>68011432
Monkeys are like a human but worse. Not enough for the exotic factor.

>>68010239
Actually, its abnormally long compared to others primates. Humans are also one of the few mammals with a chin.
Human are the chad species is what I'm trying to say.

>>68011432
well, there are circles in the east...

>>68010467
That's what he meant, retard. Orcamaids would be the giant musclegirl beserker of dolphinmaids

>>68011432
Horses and dogs are actual animals and chimps are gross. I would consider dolphins to be basically sapient, just evolutionarily fucked because no hands.

>>68011432
I mean, id fuck a monkey too, but you're really not getting the benifits of fucking an animal. It's like, do you want some slightly more hairy humanoid junk, or a wet and wild horse puss.
Besides, dogs and horses are humanities freind, so it's like fucking your childhood friend.

>>68011244
Yeah but they always get iffy about admitting it. Then agian the real competition is /k/ you know?

>>68011432
It's the uncanny valley, basically. Monkeys and chimps look too much like really ugly humans. Plus they got small dicks.

>>68011640
Wait till they find a way to do telekinesis via their sonar.

>>68011745
/k/ is horny for whatever is available. When you're innawoods that means deer pussy. When you're in a home invasion scenario that means boipussy. When you're at the range that means snuggling the range trap while she feeds you crab legs.

>>68011745
>they always get iffy about admitting it
they literally call themselves horsefuckers, I don't know how much more direct they could be

>>68010239
What
>>68011583
Said, it's very large for a bipedal. But that's not all. Humans have a relatively quick recovery time in their prime. Additionally human dick lacks flairs or barbs and other locking mechanisms, which while not strictly a bonus for zoophiles is still a plus. Finally it has the best stamina of any mammalian dick, pigs don't count they just pump out cum for a long time.

>>68011830
They get iffy about proper bestiality.

>>68012234
>>68011583
So that why half human are everywhere in fantasy.

>>67990408
Why didn't sailors take or hire a woman specifically to pleasure them and stop shit from happening?

>>68012378
What do you think cabin boys were for?

>>68012405
I am not familiar with life at the sea.

>>68012378
Is she going to fuck all the men on the ship? Or do you intend to increase the crew complement by providing one woman per man? It just doesn't work out unless the women can also pull their weight in non-sexual work on the ship.

>>68012252
used to post there, can confirm this isn't true

>>68012521
She's going to pleasure all the men by herself, of course.

>>68012378
Bad luck to have women on a ship

>>68012378
I'd throw you off myself, women are bad luck at sea

>>68012627
>I think women and seamen don't mix
>we know what you think

>>68012378
Women are bad luck at sea because the men are going to be focused on trying to compete over pussy when they should be working. The idea being to bring home some bacon to fuck your choice whore at port.

Also lack of internet to find the truely desperate. Otherwise prolly gonna be hard to “HIRE” a literal cum bucket.

You’d be a fool who’s men would demote you though because what are you trying to run a ship or a whorehouse?

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this feels like the old days. good to see /td/ out in force.

>>68012574
You haven't been on recently, they got a flood of Reddit newfag puritans

>>68012718
If you find a literal cum bucket willing to service all thirty+ men of the ship in addition to sharing her everyone on board will soon also share all the STDs. The sailors won't stop fucking other people in every port so your crew will quickly get crippled. Which serves you right for running a whorehouse instead of a ship.

>>68012592
>yeah, we searching for a level 20 whore for our fishing expedition.
>No, sorry, no treasures, just fish. Well, there is a bonito, but....

>>68012443
Woman are both bad luck, and very very likely to start fights. Life at sea is misserable enough without adding baby's, even more rape, and love into it.
There were animals, younge men, and sometimes slaves on ships. More than enough to deal with orny sailors without needing another mouth to feed.

>>68012742
I miss the writefags anon.

>>68012985
They all got exiled to /qst/

>>68013039
And so starved to death. Putting up with quest threads can't have been worse than what we have now

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>>68010467
>Orca mermaid
>most intelligent of the merfolk species
>no known acts of aggression towards humanoids, only accounts are that of self defense
>mostly curious of the land dwellers, occasionally following ships around. Some assist fishermen
>are seen as good omens by sailors

>>68013136
>Absolute sociopath terrors underwater
>On the verge of enslaving or exterminating all underwater life
>Like if hittler was your freindly swimming buddy who keeps the whole genocide stuff on the down low

>>68013179
>Yandere Orca mermaid who want to enslaved others marine races for you.

>>68011629
Please stop. I'm painfully erect already.

>>68013136
>>68013179
>>68013198
>untangling fishing net on boat
>10/10 orcamaid props herself on boat, unintentionally squishing her black and white breasts together, watching me struggle with said net
Wat do

>>68013243
Tits are NOT hydrodynamic you fucking casual.

>>67990387
Um, sweetie, it's orca!

>>68013254
Yeah that's why they're retractable dummy. Merpeople only get tits when they're turned on.

>>68013070
it wasn't. With hindsight, exiling quests just to shut up a few vocal fags was the wrong move.
Then again, nazimod banning all the smut was also not great for the board. I miss when oglaf got posted.

>>68011829
>snuggling the range trap while she feeds you crab legs.
A r-range trap you say. Haha. W-what a silly concept.

>>68013269
>the whole boob is erectile
good god anon my loins can only take so much

>>68013299
What kind of degeneracy is a range trap.

>>68013353
>not having the range trap suck your dick while you fire the .50 cal
do you even live

>>68013414
dude, I'm telling you I have no idea what that is.

>>68013474
it's a meme
trying to talk about gun ranges on /k/ is impossible due to noguns who come here to meme about them

>>68013474
Ok you know how there are traps, and there are gun ranges, and the two can share mutual interests.

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>>67994088
Got you bruv.

>>68013474
>out of crab legs
>cotton candy machine still works tho
>RO has yet to descend from his mountain peak so rapid fire is ok
>brass jew turned back to stone when he saw I'd sprinkled a circle of steelcase around my bench
>range trap is out sick so the range jester took over
>grouping are shit because he keeps tickling my taint when I'm not expecting it
Just another day at the range.

>>68013306
>Be fishing anon
>It's notmuch but it's a living
>Chilling in the boat, haveing some stew for lunch.
>Your sister may be a bitch but god she makes a bomb ass stew
>Suddenly the boat shakes
>Cool smooth muscular arms wrap around you, spilling your precious stew over the side
>You feel a flat chest press into your back as you watch that semi solid goodness sink beneath the waves
>"Hey cutie, haven't seen you around here before."
>His oddly feminine husky voice can't distract you from the injustice you've suffered.
Get your fins off of me man, you-
>"Man? Oh!"
>With an audible pop your head is sandwiched between two pillowy orca tits.
>"Now, why'd you go and say something so mean to little old me."
>One webed hand reaches down to stroke your thigh.
>"I just want to be freinds"
>You guess seafood for lunch is fine too

>>67987933
Can any of you pervs explain to me why the fuck is this a bad thing ?

>>68013724
You know that crazy vagina shit Bene Gesserit can do in Dune to basically blow your dick off? Dolphin vagina can do that in real life.

>>68013668
Bold of you to assume its only the females who have that sort of thing. The whole race is called mer"maids" for a reason anon.

>>68013762
Bold of you to assume that's not a trap in the story

>>68013486
oh shit we're not on /k/ wtf this is /tg/

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>>68013948
nice

>>68013766
Shane is that you?

>>67994348
Not to mention that no one seems to care about western shit constantly being posted there.

>>68014050
No. Why does everyone know a Shane except me?

>>68013738

How do you know? Show me why this isn't just a myth

>>68014110
Its basically common knowledge at this point come on. Their vaginal muscles are practically prehensile.

>>68014110
You've obviously never seen the story about the guy who lost the glans of his penis to a dolphin vagina. He posted a picture of it severed and everything. I'll see if I can find it.

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>>68014110
Marine mammals can't use the ground to stabilize themselves during sex like terrestrial one do. So to avoid slipping away when fucking, they evolved vagina with powerful grip/suction.
Now Dolphin are rather small, but what would be truly frightening is a hunpback whale vagina.

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>>68014227
Excuse me what the fuck

>>67989474
How do you know?

>>68014227
Interesting.

>>67999555
>>67990277
This is real shit.

>>68014338
Whales are frightening for more than that anon, their eco communication creates vibrations so powerful divers have been temporarily paralyzed by them. Point is if you sick your dick in one god help you if she's a screamer

>>68014521
Not just paralyzed. A point blank sonar shop could break your bone.
This is why whale peoples are always underwhelming no matter the story I see them in. They got a natural range weapons capable of dealing heavy damages and paralysis.

>>67991090
Dr. Kujo

>>67987933
DOLPHIN. PUSSY.

>>68014594
He's an eminent marine scientist. He doesn't come up with them, he discover them via observing nature.

>>67993888
It's not gay if it's rape

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So then, Manatee mermaid, Dolphin mermaid, Manatee, Dolphin. Rate them from most want to least want.

>>68014883
Dolphin mermaid
Dolphin
Manatee mermaid (this might moves up depending on if they are obese or thicc. I need a picture)
Manatee

>>68014949
Even counting in the dick ripping?

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>>68014883
I love that sheep.

>>68015022
It'll be fine if you don't force yourself on them or pussy out.

>>68012378
The official spiel was "superstition: sailors believe women at sea bring bad luck".

The real reason was probably to prevent fighting amongst crewmembers over access to the women.

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Just leaving this here.

>>67993888
>being a futa itself.
sounds like you are the one with problems matey

>>68015113
Thanks, I hate it

>>68014883
Dolphin, dolphin mermaid, manatee mermaid, manatee

>>67990266
>that spoiler

/k/ommandos have literally raped a deer.

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>>67987933
Are zora good? I feel like they should be, but I want to make sure.

>>68015303
They forced it down and gave it an orgasm with a vibe. There's a difference.

>>68015634
They're very good but the design keeps changing on them.

>>68015303
Who said it was a rape?

>>68015648
no that's only one of the /k/ deer threads. There's also threads where they fuck the deer.
as a femanon, I want to be that deer

>>68016383
I'm not even a femanon and I want to be that deer

>>68015892
I like the TP versions, but the newest have small details that I like. Mipha is best girl, better than Ruto.

>>68016383
>>68016411
What a coincidence I to be the hunter

>>68015303
>>68015648
I'm disgusted, but intrigued. Tell me more.

>>68016383
Why would a female go to /k/?

>>68016627
gosh I bet you'd be rough and forceful with me and yet careful not to damage me like a responsible gamekeeper. And I'd be just trapped there, not really understanding what's happening, but with fear blending into arousal so that my mind is just one huge adrenaline-fueled terror orgasm that shuts down my ability to think rationally as I give in to the sensations of my weak, unwilling body.
brb, grabbing some equipment

>>68016653
because some females like guns you sexist shitlord?

>>68016653
>Why would a female go to /k/?
to jill herself off, obviously

>>68016653
>Why would a female go to /k/?
To ask about quality knives. For the kitchen.

>>68016653
>I'm disgusted, but intrigued. Tell me more
Classic /k/ greentext. Anon bags a deer but it's wounded not dead. Ties her up and goes to kill when she raises her tail. He gets tempted and fuckes her 5 ways to Sunday. I can't remember if he lets her go in the end or finishes the job.

>>68017237
And how did it respond?

>>68016673
Your animal mind overwhelmed with adrenaline, floating in a panic as I breed you over and over agian. Dumb deer cunt happily milking my dick like any other stag as the numbness sets in. You're left panting and gasping, loseing the wakeing world as your brain trys to drift to sleep, so exausted with fear it's accepted it's fate.

>>68017399
>>68016673
ERP somewhere else. I don't need to think of two sweaty fa/tg/uys getting it on over text.

>>68017367
Depending on what version, became very calm as it was being fucked, before being slaughtered. And for the other walked off with splayed legs after sticking around for a while.

>>68017417
which thread do you think you're in, anon?

>>68017441
A disgusting magical realm one, but I'd prefer to think of dolphins over internet weirdos thank you very much.

>>68016693
"Jilling off" is a really dumb phrase.

>>68017423
What sort of monster would kill that which he has just fucked?

>>68017594
The anon in that particular greentext felt extremely guilty I remember, but it was already wounded he couldn't have let it go.

>>68017594
praying mantises

>>68017654
Also some spiders. I reckon a number of bugs do.

>>68017718
although oddly, spider mothers have been shown to take quite a lot of care of their eggs and young, compared to most other arthropods. Excluding social insects, obvs.
Like it'd be kinda touching how a spider mama makes a little nest of web for her young, guards them, brings them food, etc... except it's a spider doing it, and the babies are hundreds more spiders.

>>68017746
Touching except it's something you'd never want touching you, got it.

>>68017772
desu I want a sexy spider lady to wrap me up in silk and use my body for sex.

>>68017718
Praying mantis do it, well some species, do it in all circumstances. Most spiders that do it do it only if they are stressed or malnourished during copulation.

>>68016653
>I'm disgusted, but intrigued. Tell me more.
The image I've seen was two hunters who trapped a doe and used a vibe and bottled the resulting fluids to use as bait for buck hunting. The doe was apparently uninjured.

>>68018169
Did it like it? Did the bait work?

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>>68017423
the OP walked off, actually, the deer watched from a resting position.
... Unless I'm thinking of a different screencap. How many fucking times has this happened??

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>>67989362
Do dolphins pass?

>>68018365
I think at least 3 as far as classic greentexts are concerned. But I've seen more anon's who just claim they did something like that.
>>68018474
Entirely depends if you concider body language a proper language or not. Otherwise no but only cause we don't have a human to dolphin translator.

>>68018365
a *lot*

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>>68018474
dolphins only fail because we don't have the means to translate dolphin communications. Like they're probably not *as* intelligent as humans but they're in the same ballpark in ways that even other apes aren't. They demonstrably have language (although probably a very simple one by human standards), we just can't understand what they're saying.

>>68018365
How many times has /k/ incapacitated a deer without killing it? Add 10% and there's your answer.

>>68018224
Hunters use doe piss normally, doe sex juice is like the piss on crack so it probably did.

>>68019211
>you will never quaff freshly-harvested doe piss or sex juice
why bros

>>68019234
Anon you can buy a non lethal bowla and thrower from a sporting goods store. You can go out in the woods and within one or two trips do all this. Fucking the doe Included if you're not the type to struggle getting it up under pressure.

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>>68016653
>No one posted the image
Five seconds in google guys come on

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>>68019358
>Tfw you'll never be pinned down in the woods and made to cum so many times you can even stand anymore

>>68019536
I literally have been and it was great

>>68019635
don't leave us hanging anon, if there ever was a thread to share now's the time

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>>68001797
Doesn’t Teegee also have a hamster or some other animal-tan as their pet, I remember saving this from a thread about it

>>68019733
no

>>68019678
So. My gf at the time took me out to the woods, tied me to a tree and used a vibe on me for probably about an hour. Like sure start out subtle, doing nipple stuff and teasing the lips, but after a while she's just going right on the clit on full blast while fingering me furiously and, honestly, after a while you just sort of shut down and let it happen because you can't focus enough for anything else. It's fairly lucky that I'm comparatively quiet (I go all gaspy and moany rather than anything over the top) because I'm not super into gags and in that state you kinda lose your self control, and stop thinking logically. But the risk of attracting attention is half of what makes outdoors stuff hot, right? Anyway, if you're trying and know your partner, it's not hard to get a sub into that state, and it feels /amazing/ afterwards. Like you just go all limp and dreamy and blissed out. But doing it out in the outdoors had been kind of a fantasy of mine, so she indulged me. And it was pretty good, but not that much better than the really good times at home so probably not worth the effort of hiking out into the woods, you know?

>>68019797
>But the risk of attracting attention is half of what makes outdoors stuff hot, right?
Indeed.

>>68019270
>bowla
Please don't act like you know shit; you obviously don't

Never change /tg/, never change.

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>>68018169
>>68018224
>>68020956

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>>68021022
/k/ is a magical place

>>68021041
I'm not a zoophile I'm not a zoophile I'm not a zoophile-

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>>68021068
You just lack dedication, anon.

>>68021596
...who is this aquachad?

>>68021596
Is this Araki? Is this why Jotaro want to fuck dolphin? It all make sens now.

>>68012252
Not when I roamed

I heard a story once of some Anon getting a job working at an aquarium.
One of his duties involved dolphin maintenance.
One female gets attached. And after some time decides to making moves on him. A lot of body contact and grabbing at his shorts.
This goes on for a while before Anon gives in. He comes back to the aquarium at night and they do the deed.
They end up getting caught and Anon gets fired. She apparently died from the resulting stress/depression/separation anxiety.

>>68016383
>female
/k/ is for traps and animals fuck off

>>68019797
I really wish I could get fucked that hard, sounds like an amazing experience anon. That being said with how jelly your legs were after I can't imagine walking back was easy

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>>68021596
absolute madman

>>68021953
I can pretend to be a boy disguised as a girl if that helps?

>>68022164
>girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl with a gun
hmmmmmmmmm

>>68022091
we stayed put for a few hours and had lunch before heading back. gotta keep hydrated. If you're a femanon, just find a willing partner and work on your stamina. For guys, Iunno... I hear edging is pretty good? It's a different high for me, but edging for a long time before I cum produces absolute fireworks. More of a tension & release fireworks feeling than a drawn out inferno, but it's pretty good. Plus, you know, getting toyed with and tormented by a good domme is hot af.

>>68021916
And they say romance is dead.

>>68022164
It is unironically does, thank you.

cumbrain thread desu senpai

>>68022170
>with a gun
SHIT I keep forgetting I'm not on /k/

>>68022194
>Plus, you know, getting toyed with and tormented by a good domme is hot af.
Of course of course.
I'm gay myself, so I'm more looking to get fucked hard like till I can't walk anymore. Edging can get that sort of drawn out feeling but only if you're edging with just the underside of your dick otherwise it's tention and release. Thanks for sharing your story lesbian anon, you bloody unicorn you.

>>68022223
I think this is a cross board thread at this point. Jesus we went a lot of weird ways.

So then new question.
Deer or dolphin which would you pick?

>>68022274
The one that can outsmart 80% of /tg/

>>68022274
Deer, because I don't have fuckhuge pool what is heated year round for a dolphin fuckbuddy

>>68022287
That is not a high bar

>>68022360
Da. That's the joke.

>>68022287
so either of them

>>68022247
let us continue appreciating one anothers' good taste in sex while having absolutely no interest in one another specifically. Also a good hard seeing-to is always fun just for the sheer physicality of it.

>>68022494
indeed anon, indeed

>>68016653
>Why would a female go to /k/?

Apparently because she wants to be tied up by strange men in the woods and raw-dogged. Or you know maybe because she likes guns.

>>68021916
A woman was fired/arrested for sexually pleasuring a male dolphin at an aquarium and he later killed himself. Look it up.

>>68023543
why do these stories always end in broken hearted dolphin's killing themselves?

>>68023575
Obviously human is as good as it gets in the animal Kingdom.
Once you've felt that sensual Sapien touch you just can't go back to the same old same old.

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Reminder, if a dolphin can humiliate you for their amusement, it will

>>68023575
Probably because an aquarium isn't the best place for a dolphin and their sexual promiscuity is normal and healthy for them.

>>68023630
They're pranksters like that. They'll usually stop short of deliberately killing humans, but they'll definitely prank you if you give them the chance.

>>67990241
It's easy to explain knowing about animal genitals these days
>It was in like a Cracked list 15 years ago, you try forgetting something like this
Then they remember reading about suck penises and they nod in agreement.

>>68018549
>they're in the same ballpark in ways that even other apes aren't
Are they on or above chimp tier?

>>68017850
>she only leaves your dick and a small gap for air
>rides you til you've given every last drop
>"Aw, a shame, looks like I'll be to catch a new toy... well, waste not want not~"
>your dick is bound up too
>your breathing hole sealed off
>a numbing, tingling liquid begins filling the cocoon
>"Hmf, why couldn't you struggle and squirm like this while you still had seed to give me? Selfish human..."

>>68019733
Board-tans have a very shallow canon outside design and some notable relations between them (/qst/ is /tg/'s little... sister, I think?). You could probably give him a hamster that represents something, but I'm not sure what it would be.
It's all about symbolism, recall.

>>68019797
>Anyway, if you're trying and know your partner, it's not hard to get a sub into that state, and it feels /amazing/ afterwards.
Can confirm, it's also really satisfying to get a sub there and keep him there for a good, long time. They make cute noises.

>>68022223
With a bolter, then.

>>68023925
/tg/ is more likely to own rats and cats than a hamster.

But you're right, the "canon" is pretty shallow. /co/, /k/, and /fit/ are our friends, /x/ is our ex, and /d/ is our fuckbuddy. I think after the board-merger thing /pol/ and /mlp/ are supposed to have a thing now. /co/ and /ck/ are a married couple.

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>come back after 2 days
>wait, that dolphin image
>this thread is still up? what's even being talk-
>...

I'm going to sit over here with my tea cup of whiskey and, while I ain't gonna shame you all, I am gonna belligerently proclaim that I at least have CLASS, since all I enjoy is watching women being violated by animals.

>>68023630
Also reminder, what a dolphin could consider humilating can be your death
>Man go fishing in Baie de Douarnenez
>Dolphins come by, and jump on his small rowing boat to eat the fish.
>make him fall of his boat
>Start dragging him underwater until he die

>>68023603
>All animals have hand fetish.

>>68023575
>They form complex relationships, getting dumped and ghosted by your life partner can drive anyone to suicide

>>68024298
They aren't doing it on porpoise, though.

>>68024486
>Suddenly realize the dolphin didn't know the keeper was forced to leave, and believed they were simply not good enough.

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>>68024512
ENOUGH

>>68024507
>"Nah, pal, they accidentally caught his foot in their mouth and inadvertantly pulled him underwater."
They are smart enough to know what death is, they just don't care.

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>>68020997
>>68021022

>>68024566
They don't really grok how long humans can last underwater. Orcas seem to be the most aware dolphins about this, but you don't hear about them actually performing pranks on humans nearly as often.

Thinking about it, maybe in zoo there should be a person who's job is to masturbate the dolphins, just like there are peoples who's job is to make Panda Porn.

>>68024548
An animal's heart is a fickle thing, but not fickle enough to be broken without consequence.

>>68014227
I have not, but want to.

>>68019270
Hunting deer with a bola seems fucking retarded. Anyways, my region is scrubland with little terrain cover (like trees) so that's a double bad idea.

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>>68024609
Which is odd because they are complete assholes to everything else.

>>68023543
>>68023575
This was actually a government study where they gave the dolphins LSD, iirc. The woman gave one dolphin handies and then he killed himself when the project lost funding and she was reassigned.

>>68026233
The dolphin also basically threatened to murder her if she didn't give him handies.

>>68026163
They know that if you attack humans, some hollywood director will make a movie about how evil and dangerous you are, and peoples will start killing you for stupid reasons.
Now the real question is: who showed them Jaws?

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My friend has dolphin people in his setting: they've come up regularly for the decade or so he's run stuff for us.

How do I ask him whether any of this thread's stuff applies on them, without making it really weird?

>>68026434
You don't. Why would any of this come up ever in a normal game?

>>68026163
They're smart enough to know that if humans set their minds to it they would absolutely fuck up the orcas. They've seen humans hunt and kill whales all over the world, with vessels ranging from from rickety little canoes to modern floating factories. They know not to give humans a serious reason to go after them.

>>67987956
Araki bless

>>68026163
They saw us whaleing, they know what we're capable of. And as one monster to another, they respect us as we do them.

>>68024572
How did you know?

>>68026133
yeah, you'd break their legs with a bola

>>67999555
You better believe this is canon for my mermaids now. Dolphins were Dionysus's animal for a reason.

>>68028467
>ywn be taken down to a dolphin twink rape cave and forced to be their live-in cocksleeve

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>the shark merfolk and the dolphin merfolk have a deep rivalry
>sharks do tend to eat people if they're really, really hungry
>and they have worse PR
>but they're also significantly less dicks than the dolphins
>plus, it's a little known fact that if a sharkmaid trusts you to do so, you can get them a twitching, panting mess by rubbing their snout in just the right ways

>>68023993
>/fit/ is our friend
Huh, really? Is it just the jock/nerd duo thing, or is there deeper history?
>/pol/ and /mlp/ are supposed to have a thing now
I personally see it as, they had a quick, successful fling, and each sorta holds a candle for the other but don't like to admit it.
Also, isn't /d/ a lot of boards' fuckbuddy? I know Trish is most boards' skeleton in the closet, but I'm not as acquainted with the succubus.

>>68028777
Or, aggressive twink dolphin bottoms kidnap you and forcibly ride you, threatening to leave you in the deep, isolated cave unless you give them all hands-free orgasms with the hot monkey dick.

>>68028910
They're significantly less dicks, but they have significantly more actual penises tho.

>>68028910
>Huh, really? Is it just the jock/nerd duo thing, or is there deeper history?

Just a similar attitude overall, and users from both boards have gone back and forth to cause trouble and found they liked it there, or gone to the other for advice.

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>>68030688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrtle_Corbin

>Examining Corbin, Whaley discovered that the duplication of her external sexual organs was mirrored by a similar duplication internally. He determined that it was in her left uterus that Mrs. B. was pregnant. According to Whaley, upon being told that she was pregnant, she replied in disbelief, saying "If it had been in my right side I would come nearer believing you are correct."[8] From this comment, physicians determined that Corbin preferred intercourse in the right side, and this fact was commented upon in several subsequent reports.[9]

>>67987933
>>Dolphins are mammals
Huh?!

>>68032253
bruh what did you think they were

also

>this thread reached bump limit

>>68032607
I've never been so proud of /tg/

>no suitable art for twink dolphinmerboys or futa orcamaids exist
why live

The Best Thread On /TG/ Right Now

like for real, this thread has given me hope for this god-forsaken website.

>>68035043
I feel like we could make a new thread and continue this discussion.