I want to know, the board /tg/,If you would share a thread with me:So can you think about a timeYou played exclusively with rhyme?Perhaps you were a fiendish impWho rode a poem-powered blimp?Or maybe you were just an elfWho loved to hear his clever self?In any case, it's loads of funTo fill the ears of everyoneWith magic words that end the sameWhile we're playing table gamesSo please, come in, dear board /tg/,And let's all share in poetryOr are you scared you'll be no goodOutside your comfort neighborhood?
>>69530185I could rhyme all daybut your AABB memeleaves nothing much to say
>>69530444I had faith in youI thought you had a haikuInstead, I say "boo."
>>69530185To rhyme with play is all good funA tool not used in games I runTo rhyme with thought I am quite ableBut it's a fucking pain when at the table
>>69530506>>69530595I say again AABB is shitat least mix it up one bityou're pathetic rhyming playnot even limerick level gay
>>69530634It does not matter how you rhymeYour verse is bad and so are youSo tell me now that is not trueAnd put some effort in this time
>>69530706Haiku is just wordsScattered on a page for (You)sFade like winter, fag
>>69530634I will not tolerate this,Your careless limerick dissYou say what you willabout that AABB shillBut with this form, it's never a miss.
>>69530795Well, I don't think you've got it downWhich makes your feelings mootYou're less a bard, more like a clownWhose horn won't even toot.
I cannot rhyme
>>69530892Just take your time.
This makes me sick, I'm going to bed.Mods, delete this thread.
>>69531006This anon, he can... fuss.
There once was a bard most sublimeWho spoke honeyed words laid in rhymeBut poem opponentsDespised his lyrical componentsAnd the bastard was hung for his crime
>>69530185Nope.I am insufficient yet quick of and dexterous with language to do this.
>be an EFL English speakerI know it'll be awful, you see?Please don't get mad or bitterKnow that at least I tried, /tg/.
I hope you'll find it in your heartTo please forgive; I must depart.And while I hate to taint this art,I just let out a wicked fart!