Bullied sister is cute. Now if only there was an Eldar/Tau equivalent.

>>73774964
I HATE YOU

>>73774964
this is udderly disgusting

Do galvanic rifles make the M1 Garand ping sound

>>73775012
shut up sister maris no one cares about your small chest we know you wear chest guards XX

I always find it interesting when artists have terrible handwriting.

>>73775036
They do now for my Forge World.

>>73775036
I like to think so
>>73775044
Well exuseeeee me Ms.Administratum I hope you get turned into a servitor

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>>73774964
>She has flesh
Imagine willingly having flesh when bionics exist.

>>73774964
>tfw no big titty sister gf

>>73775137
be the change you want to see anon, become the big tiddy sister gf

>>73775107
who let the tech priest in here?

>>73775158
I'd rather than than be the little girl, desu senpai.

>>73775158
where is the anon discovered /tg/'s true fetish image when I need it

>>73775158
But I want to be the tomboy cool girl.

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>>73775168
when you barged into our shrine-workshop

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Pic related is your ship's new navigator. She's rude, air headed, has a contempt for authority and a crush for a high ranking officer as well as terrifying arcane powers. How do you deal with her?

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+++TECH PRIEST DESIGNATION NUMBER 1532+++
++Request:Cease using this board++
++Reason:Bandwidth usage cannot contain this much activity++

>>73775248
Marry her. Navigator+Rogue Trader Genes will let our children become the ultimate free-wheeling rich people in the Galaxy.

>>73774964
I keep getting requests to repair & service the sororitas backmassagers but doing so keeps putting me behi on my othe work. These ladies must be using them nightly to require this level of maintenance. Commissar what should I do? I am but a simple cogboy

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Ok guys promise me that you won't freak out and be angry at me because the eversor just escaped

>>73775413
THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE EVERSOR ESCAPED SISTER DUMBASSTUS

>>73775413
HOW DO YOU LOSE AN EVERSOR

>>73775448
somebody get ta bucket of cold water sister gertrude is reliving her fantasy again

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>73775425
It's Sister Sleepitus and well... the pod is just empty...

>>73775433
I imagine it's like losing one side of a sock, but the sock is really angry.

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>>73775413
>the everser just escaped

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ESCPAED, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DROWNING IN ENOUGH SEDATIVES AND DRUGS TO PUT A ENTIRE HIVE TO SLEEP

>>73775448
Sister Olga contain yourself!

>>73775510
IT WAS YOUR JOB TO WATCH THAT THING

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>>73775500
>>73775518
>>73775524
Oh shit

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>>73775274
while (activity > bandwidth) {print(activity);activity++;}
if (cache_full = true) {dump(cache); cache == 0; activity == bandwidth +5;} // 4 k@05

>>73775510
Lose a sock... LOSE A SOCK
IT IS A DRUGGED UP SUPER ASSASSIN THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE KEPT SEDATED, YOU DONT LOSE THAT LIKE YOU MISPLACE AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, NEXT THING I KNOW I'M GONNA GET A REPORT ABOUT LOSING 100 BANEBLADES

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>>73774964
>>73775413
>>73775510
>>73775562
WHERE IS HE NOW?!

>>73775319
But she's only got the hots for that specific Officer! You're cruising for a psychic bruising there, buddy.

>>73775413
The fact that we're all not dead probably means he's probably conked out on something. Well just have to watch the crew reports and see if the lower decks are suffering excess casualties.

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*really fast assassin running at incredibly high speeds*

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a20t43c art is nothing but silly. Also, does anyone have a series of sketch work of space marines and guardsmen hanging out at the front lines? I strongly remember one with a sleeping marine that some guard pranked with a note stuck to his helmet. I did not save them, I have not seen them, I very much would appreciate anyone who has

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>>73775587
I require your finest baneblades.

>>73775587
Uhhh... About that...

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>>73775587

>Meanwhile

WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>73775659
>>73775510
THRONE DAMNIT SISTER SLEEPITUS YOU AUTISTIC MORON IT'S LOOSE!

>>73774999
The bullied T'au is Shadowsun. Torchstar bullies her constantly.

With her butt.

>>73775666
>Goes for cute elf waifu, yes-yes
>hairy slayer-dwarf thing leaps in front of her at the last second and snag him instead
GuessI'lldiedie.jpeg

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>>73775694
I'm sorry sir, we're fresh out of Baneblades.

Could I possibly interest you in some of our fine Malcador Heavy Tanks? Their engines hardly ever break down anymore!

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>>73775587
We're not missing 100 baneblades BUUUUUT....

>>73775592
Over there? >>73775699

>>73775739
BUT.
WHAT.

>>73775735
Scribe, I am going into battle, and I require 100 baneblades.

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.....Wry?

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>>73775758
I'm sorry sir, but recently a particularly incompetent Sister of battle lost our 100 Baneblade supply shipment and both of our Eversor Assasins, though I don't think that they have realized that both of them got out yet, as they have been running around chasing the first one and didn't see the other one crawl out through an airvent.

How do you feel about Taurox Prime's? We have lots of Taurox Primes.

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>>73775812
SCRIBE, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE, AND I REQUIRE 100 BEEEEINNNNBLAAAADES.

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Subscribe to my OnlyVox!

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>>73775754
A couple of green skins came by looking for the "Da big walkie shoota with big huge dakkas"

>>73775758
My baneblades are too powerful for you, Lord Commander.

>>73775723
I haven't actually seen any art of Torchstar's butt yet.

>>73775869
The Titan... dont tell me you gave the greenskins the titan....

>>73775869
WHY DID YOU SPEAK TO THE FUCKING XENOS

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>>73775871
Scribe. I am going into battle with orks, and I require 100 baneblades.

>>73775925
Okay. I will not tell you I gave the greenskins the titan. Incidentally, ignore that earth-shaking and cries of WAAAGH

>>73775859
LIKE I SAID IN PREVIOUS THREAD CANONESS! SISTER SELENE HAS A LOYALIST ONLYVOX ACCOUNT! SHE IS LEWD AND MUST BE CHASTISE!

>>73775945
....... you gave them the titan didn't you

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I made everyone's dinner to fight with mushrooms. I got them from these nice clowns I meet.


Why are the walls melting? Is the geller field off again, or is it me?

>>73775969
You said not to tell you!

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>>73775925
>>73775931
I didn't give them anything and I didn't speak to them! They just sort of came by and sort of went.. with... it.... But hey! Why am I the one always watching everything?

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>>73775833
I'm sorry sir, we're fresh out of Baneblades, and the inquisitor just took all our Taurox Primes.

How do you feel about Armored Sentinels?

>>73775248
Tell the Adeptus Astronomican they missed one.

>>73775985
BY THE EMPEROR'S GOLDEN AND PSIONIC STORM INDUCING ASSHOLE, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM THE TITAN

>>73775953
>CanonSara has subscribed to Sister Selene's OnlyVox

>>73776002
She's a Navigator, I guarantee you that they did not miss her.

>>73775413
I wouldn't worry about it

>>73775996
YOU ARE A SISTER OF BATTLE IT IS YOUR DUTY HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE SCHOLA SLEEPITUS

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>>73776018
He had more medals than the Commissar! I didn't want to get in trouble!

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Uhhh.... girls? The Blood Ravens just stole the Bane Blades we were supposed to watch. Wasn't Sister Sleepitus supposed to be on watch?

>>73776002
Oh they know about her alright. The Fuzen Clan is one of the most powerful and notable Navigator houses. That's why she can get away with her rudeness and drinking.

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>>73776050
She has slept her way through? Never trusted that bitch in the first place!

>>73775942
Lord Captain, my baneblades are far too powerful for the likes of you.

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>>73776050
According to our records Sister Sleepitus finished Schola with a D- in all subjects excepting "Resistance to Psionics" in which she had the highest score in her class.

Her Lecturess made note that she believed that this was a result of her not paying any attention to the whispers of the beyond.

>>73775727
>in another race with the elgi to kill the most raki and losing badly
>leap into a fray to steal her kill... er, help her kill
>out of the corner of me eye see a hook just before it closes
>immyowngrudge.jpg
>hook opens, hear a tiny voice say "forgive me, my sweet-love"
>whatthekrut.jpg

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>>73776087
She was... also sister can you hold on to this for me? Or pass it to as much sisters as you can? I'm holding it for... Lora, yeah!

>>73776087
They'll find out that the Baneblade is too powerful for Astartes.

>>73776131
IS SHE A FUCKING BLANK GENE?

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>>73776036
Oh perfect! I'll be on my way.

>>73776087
Not my job anymore!

>>73776050
Sleeping?

>>73776096
Hey hey sis! We did a lot of sleeping together. Wasn't it fun back then?

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>>73776001
>>73776119

By the emperor, they're multiply.

>>73776185
>be sleepitus
>order of the bloody rose

>>73776205
>they're multiply

Emperor forgive for the precious bolter round I am about to waste.

>>73776205
Psssst! Hey, mate? Wanna buy a hundred baneblades? Just fell offa lorry if you know what I mean.

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>>73776205
Scribe 119 and I have entirely different jobs. I track Inventory, he tracks the capabilities of our fighting vehicles.

Speaking of that I think we still have some attack bikes if you still need anything.

>>73776182
No, we would have noticed that horrible soul tearing feeling.

The Lecturess says that she's just an idiot.

>>73775723
How come if Torchstar is so smol her butt is so powerful?

>>73776277
haha sister sleepitus is an idiot

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>>73776302
Cos it is a tombutt.

toosh toosh

>>73776060
He has no rank in the imperial army, let alone the Collegia Titanica, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO XENOS?

>>73776341
Well for starters he probably smelt better. Cogboys need to learn a little less about maintaining machines and a little more about maintaining personal hygiene if you ask me!

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>>73776277
>>73776308
Who's really the dummy here? Me or the commander who gave me the order?

>>73776402
try and go tell the canonness that retardus

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>>73776277
Thank you for the clarification.
Scribe 119, I am a space marine, there is no BAAAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAADE I cannot handle.

>>73776265
Only a heretic would make anyone purchase a baneblade. Prepare to be purged.

>>73776384
THATS ALL THE MORE REASON NOT TO GIVE THEM THE TITAN, IF THEY DONT SMELL LIKE A COGBOY, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM ONE OF THE BIGGEST TOOLS COGBOYS HAVE?

>>73776497
sister you need to calm down are you on your red rage?

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>>73776430
I did. She's getting yelled at for making do things. Night night now.

>>73776087

I thought she was on wet paint watching duty? Because she's too much if a stupid bitch to do anything else?

I swear the only reason the Canoness hasn't killed her is because she wants in her panties

>>73776497
Don't get angry at me because I have standards. Those grease laden plug sodomisers should be power washed before they're allowed in my quarters. Besides, 'I' didn't, it was that moronic somnambulic Sister.

>>73776631
canoness hits on everyone but I guess you're too flat chest maris

>>73774964
gib bullied big udder gf

>>73776673
Ooooooooooh! No she did'eeeent!

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>>73776709
You can have this one.

>>73776673

Am Lora

Stupid helmet is stuck until a cog boy can fix it

>>73776770
wasn't sister sleepitus supposed to deliver the laundry to the laundry servitor?

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>>73776673
OI WANNA REPEAT THAT AGAIN YOU SKANK?! YOU AIN'T EVEN WORTH AN OGRYN LOOKING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! THE ONLY THING THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AIN'T BOYS, NO LESS GIRLS, BUT THE FLIES THAT CIRCLE YOUR SMELLY SHIT EATING FACE!

>>73776663
STANDARDS?..... HE WAS A GREEN HUNCHBACK WITH YELLOW TEETH
I'll give you points for the smelling part though

Why are the sisters so mean, friends? All they do is bitch and I just wanna go shoot greenskins.

Has anyone seen the laundry servitor? I handed it my physical benediction robes and my undergarb yesterday and I still haven't got it back.
>>73776802
No, it came up to me and asked me for it.

>>73776812
YOU
HAVE
SMALL
TITS
YOU
CHESTLET

>>73776848
Coffee servitor has been broken since m40.

>>73776848
>++STATEMENT+++
Repression is a very dangerous threat guardsman

>>73776842
At least he HAD teeth. Even offered me one too for my latest book of poems. Very civilised chap.

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Who here /toostubborntodie/

>>73776871
>++Concerned statement++
You would think that after a millennium of this they would get a new one, but budget cuts are a hell of a thing I guess

>>73776871
You serious? Don't we have any spare servitors we could just jury-rig?
>>73776873
I did nothing of the sort, I just want them to stop fighting each other and help out in the fighting.

>>73776848
SHUT UP SISTER GERTRUDE NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK

>>73776848

Normally we're chill but dealing with Sleepitus losing our stuff and letting the eversors get loose and now we're a little pissed off

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>>73776902
Present.

>>73776938
sleepitus is worse than gertrude

...
Hold my beer, I'm gonna go do something stupid to >>73776943

>>73776902
Oh great, more Space Marines. LOOK, SPEAKO EL GOTHICO? NO BANEBLADES, NADA, NEIN, NYET. BANEBLADE ZERO. WE HAVE NO BANEBLADES.

Bloody Astartes...

>>73776938
Well go find it then, why be pissy when you can just look for it? Can't believe I get assigned to this shithole.

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>>73776954
You better not.

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>>73776870
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?! I'M STILL YOUNG AND GROWING YOU OLD CALF! I JUST NEED TO EAT MORE, DO EXERCISE AND SLEEP AND I'LL GROW THEM, YOU'LL SEE BITCH! I'LL HAVE A BIG CHEST WHILE YOURS WILL LOOK LIKE DEFLATED MEAT BALLOONS!

I think the Navigator found the Eversor... and she's drinking with it.

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>"Canoness, why is my armor so different from the other Sisters?"

>>73776984
Flat. Flat. Ffffffflaaaaaaht.

>>73776950

Getrude is a sweetheart who at worst is a little repressed and could use a dicong

Sleepitus makes people wonder if the God Emperor actually cares humanity

>>73776986
leave her
>>73776984
haha that will never happen sister maries you might as well go get laid oh wait you're still a VIRGIN

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>>73776986

>>73776924
>++CORRECTION++
It was not a statement of accusation, it was an explanation as to the rage of the Sororitas

>>73776987
Sister... Stop using the propaganda outfits. Your armour is in the armoury not the studio

>>73776984
FLATTTTTTTT

HEY EVERYONE COME MAKE FUN OF SISTER MARIS AND HER FLAT CHEST

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>>73776974
I'm gonna do it

>>73777031
Yeah that's the face she made at me when I tried to intervene. I think she's actually managed to drink it under the table.

>>73777034
Ah, I apologize for my misunderstanding. Can you get the Eversor then or something? Thing shouldn't be out and about.

>>73776857
Uh Sister?

We don't have a laundry servitor. We do it ourselves.

>>73777088
why are you assassins so fucking stupid? why did the officio assassinorrum allowed SISTER SLEEPITUS to watch over your autistic brother?

>>73777088
Sure... if you can get past the Navigator.

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This feels like avatar fagging

>>73775448
Legitimately adorable/10

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>>73777007
>>73777026
>>73777068

I'LL DIP YOUR FACES IN THE LATRINES RIGHT AFTER A GUARDSMEN REGIMENT HAD A COLLECTIVE SHIT IN IT! THEN I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEADS! YOU'LL MAKE REPENTIAS LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN COMPARISON!

>>73777122
Impossible. Nothing can stop that tomboy.

>>73776984

Honey

Sweety

Please talk to a Magos Biologis if your that worried about your tits

>>73777143
ok chestlet

>>73777143
>++QUERY++
I do not understand sister, why are you enraged over being called flat? You register as Three dimensional to my optics

>>73777143
Maris dear, remember the Benediction of Calmness in Face of the Enemy.

>>73777166
She flatter than a starport docking pad.

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>>73775448
>fat sisters
HMMMM
[ ] Would you like to know more?

>>73777111
Hey, that's not my decision but apparently she had a good track-record with them, Emperor forgive that they make a single mistake, sister.

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>>73777143
someone needs a hard dicking to calm her down[/spoiler[

>>73777168
Brother, update your optical processor. Being Concave isn't three dimensional

>>73777195
oh, I missed someone already posted the follow up >>73776987

>>73777197
Emperor forgive me before I shove my boot up your poor emotionless ass. You realize the ecclesiarchy can just squash your little "ASSnorum"? You're fucking gone kiddo

>>73776968

We're the Sisters of Battle

We can and will do both asshole

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BY THE EMPEROR EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN!

>>73777226
Guardsman, why have you duct-taped a vest of flash grenades to yourself? Though I will admit that the resulting light detonation would be enough to illuminate exactly just how flat Maris is

>>73777202
>+++STATEMENT+++
My optics are up to date, She still appears three dimensio- This is a meatbag thing isnt it

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>>73777256
>Silly Thred
>"We're Sorry Sister Maris" Edition

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>>73777256
It's okay, fellow sister, I think I can disarm him.
I've seen this before in a pict show once, I just have to disrupt the circuit by removing one of the parts.

See? Easy.

>>73777212
But that would be a waste of resources, besides my brother is fine and she hadn't lost a single one yet.
If you're going to break me, you might as well do it now, you prissy cow-tit bitch

>>73777267
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>>73777287
SISTER STUPIDUS DO NOT PULL THE PIN

>>73777267
I believe it's frustration that the rest refuse to service their clearly faulty optical hardware. Quite understandable really.

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>>73777316
If that's what that was called, I guess I alre

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>>73774964
“Thou sincere Sister, I’ll bestow you with a holy incantation that will spare you from the clutches of evil. "Sister Maris pads her chest" –whenever you feel lost again, just repeat this incantation. If you see someone troubled like you, do tell them this too.”

I have not seen a thread like this for years now. It is good to see that tg can still pull the stick out of its ass and just have dumb, silly fun.

You are good people and I hope good things happen to all of you.

>>73777352
Most of the people that could be creative and have dumb silly fun got chased off with the quest threads, unfortunately.

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>>73777157
I GOT NO PROBLEMS! IT WILL GROW NATURALLY!

>>73777166
>>73777188
>>73777351
YOU WILL PAY SOMEDAY! HOPE YOU TRIP ON AN ORK'S ASSHOLE!

>>73777170
YOU... you are right sister...

>>73777168
>>73777267
You cogboys are too precious for this Order of cunts...

>>73777202
>>73777314
Not you though...

>>73777199
Canoness, I've found an heretic!

>>73777279
Canoness Sara should give me a promotion, I'll show the other girls who's in charge!

>>73777409
She so flat people ask if a Rhino ran her over.

>>73777409
In all honesty that's not really flat. I mean there's some meat on the bone. Some.
At least it isn't totally flat.

>>73777409
I thought I heard a Sister of our order speaking, but turns out it's just a bunch of padding making noises.

>>73777444
you mean like sister chestusflattus?

>>73777409
All this ado about chest, how's your hips and booty, girl?
probably inferior to a banshee's, but I"m hopeful

>>73777444
Nah Maris is so flat the Colonel of the Imperial Guard regiment down in the fourth hold wants to borrow her as his command table has gone missing.

>>73777460
Yeah! How is she doing by the way?

>>73776924
>>73776910
We've been on Crusade for a replacement since. Sister Stern likes her espresso a certain way. The coffee servitor was one of five made by a mad tech priest.

next thread name
"No Sister Maris Being Bullied Doesn't Grant You Promotion" Edition

"Sister Maris Pads Her Chest" Edition

"We're Sorry Sister Maris Please Come Back We Miss You" Edition

"Sister Gertrude Is Hot Edition"

>>73777409
You know that supeority is determined by bust size in our Order. Look at the Canoness.

>>73777469
pretty sure she's doing well, got married with a Lord General if I remember

>>73777471
Angry! He was an angry techpriest! Why does everyone think he was a lunatic? He was just angry at everything.

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>>73777316
>SISTER STUPIDUS
How did she ever get out of "holy water separation" duty anyways? I thought the rest of us ordained THAT was the best use of her, uh, "unique skillset."

>>73777509
When that one Priest actually believed she was dividing sanctified water from unsanctified and 600,000 pilgrims died because they refused to drink from the tank she didn't select.

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>>73777509
my sides

>>73777471
Well you can tell Sister Stern that she could probably get one of the cogboys to set one up, shouldn't be that hard eh?
>>73777498
Good for her.

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>>73777463
Inferior to the navigator's, as are all butts on board!

>>73774964
Sister Gertrude is as the Emperor made her. To insult her body is to insult the divinity of the human form and blaspheme his holy works.

The whole mission will do penance and reflect on this, in front of the that sisters. Dawn prayers tomorrow will be in the nude, and all the mission's sisters will be divided into pairs to administer penitent flagellation to the thighs and buttocks. I expect you all to reflect on you transgressions and prepare yourselves accordingly.

>>73777503
He was last seen with an abhuman, a xeno, a deliquent administratum scribe, a girder fabrication robot, a martian princess, a clone, and a suspected blank from the dark age of technology.

>>73777579
>She hasn't seen the Techpriests Assinator 90k augments yet

>>73777593
>pretending to be the canonness
Nice try Sister Gertrude

>>73777409

>I GOT NO PROBLEMS! IT WILL GROW NATURALLY!

Sister am losing my patience concerning your outbursts

So this is my order! Talk to a Magos or a Shrink about your problem or I will discipline you

>>73777597
Sounds like a great party to me.

>>73777509
Sister Tempelis talked her into taking over her job filling sandbags I think. Actually has anyone seen Tempelis? She was supposed to help carry the crates of salted grox to the kitchen and I haven't seen her anywhere.

>>73777593
Maris,>>73777593
we can see you by the voxcaster, your impersonation doesn't fool anyone.

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>>73777431
>>73777256
>>73777452
>>73777468
I... WILL... MAKE... YOU... EAT... YOUR... CHEAP... DYE... HAIR...!

>>73777463
Growing! I'll surpass every girl you see!

>>73777485
If that'd be the case that fat nerd Gertrude would lead the holy Order!

>>73777579
I'm growing!

>>73777593
WHY ARE YOU NOT DEFENDING ME?! I'M BETTER THAN THAT GROX!

>>73777644
Not me... this time...

>>73777618
You ain't our canoness!

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>>73777638
salted grox again?

>>73777665
Ah, but I didn't ask how they will be, I asked how they are now.Is there something you wish to confess?

>>73777665
>sister gertrude
>leading
HOLY EMPEROR IF THERE WAS A JOKE I EVER SAW

>>73777600
Anyone can strap two ex-Munitorum barrage balloons to their butt, it can't beat the aesthetic qualities of one of the Fuzen Clan's finest examples of feminine navigator tombutt!

>>73777665
You've been "growing" for ten years.

>>73777689
What about when Sister Malicious thought she was meant to be a Hospitaler?

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Stupid thots

>>73777668
It's great in a sandwich. Take two slabs of corpse starch, add a load of mustard-esque official condiment number three and the pickled stuff you get at the bottom of the ration packs.

>>73777668
I wish it was salted grox, it is actually just corpse starch with powdered chlorine for flavor.

>>73777668
Hey, it keeps and it's within the budget! If you're so sick of it you're welcome to trade your portion for the fortified rice and whey protein porridge the guard are getting.

>>73777722
Come back when you stop being a dumb faggot

>>73774964
You forgot to link the previous thread
>>73737103
>>73737103
>>73737103

>>73777665
>You ain't our canoness!

Am your emperor damned Palatine

So shut the fuck up and listen to your order because am done being nice

>>73777744
>>73777735
So three slabs of corpse starch with chlorine, fake mustard, and a bit of fermented lettuce?

I think I am going to be sick again...

>>73777735
>>73777744
It's not corpse starch either! I know it's rough but I promise it's real grox meat and real potato flour!

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>>73777766
>>73777744
>>73777735
>>73777715
I'M TIRED OF SALTED GROX WE'VE BEEN EATING SALTED GROX FOR MONTHS WE COULD'VE ASKED INQUISITOR GORDONIUS BUT NOOOOOOOO HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

>>73777789
You think so but trust me, one day you'll wake up utterly craving it.

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>>73777593
Prayers in the n-nude?? Oh no, now everyone's going to see my flabby thighs.

>>73777665
>>73777689
I-it's fine sisters! I'm quite happy with my position! I wouldn't be a good leader anyway haha...
>>73777409

I-it's ok Sister Maris! Having a well endowed chest isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway. You have to buy new bras, sleep in a way that they don't smother your face, plus they're killer on your back! You should be happy with the chest the Emperor blessed you with.

>>73777821
Sister Gertrude you're just goign to make Sister Maris even angrier

>>73777766
I spoke with the cook, the "rice and porridge" the Guard are getting are actually just dried maggots and corpse starch mixed with wet sawdust

>>73777811
But it's so versatile! Grox stew, grox hash, grox pie, battered grox fritters, grox salad, grox a'la cadia, ice grox, cream of grox soup...

>>73777841
I'M TIRED OF GROX SISTER OPTIMISTICUS

>>73775364
It's "there time of the month" cogboy! This is what usually happens around that time. Ask the techpriests down in the basement to commission a shipment of cyberdongs ASAP.

>>73777907
get a husband like sister chestusflattus you loner loser

>>73777804
>>73777820
If you gals like it so much, here, have my portion. I will go hunt down a rat or something

>>73777821
>sleep in a way that they don't smother your face
As much as I don't want to be drawn into your....biology discussion, I have doubts this is anatomically possible

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>>73777529
The Emperor's holy work is never done, working through mysterious ways. Bless Sister Stupidus.

Has she recovered yet from the blinding flash of that mad guardsmen's flash gerandes?

>>73777933
Yes but we need an optic implanted on her because she’s partially blind now

>>73777683
That I'll grow into the best person you'll ever see!

>>73777713
7 and a half!

>>73777689
Yes! Let's focus on Gertrude!

>>73777785
I'll... I'll go to my room and sleep...

>>73777821
I'm,,, a little bit only regretting being, harsh with you... going to sleep for the night... and think of yo-... I MEAN THINK ON IT!

>>73777828
I'm not jealous or others! Or envious! Now I'm going to sleep and you bimbos better not wake me up!

That's all for me tonight folks

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Oh shit! I just remember that I forgot something! Something about a bit ball with moving skin and it floats!

>>73777952
Knowing the results of her holy work, that might be an improvement in all honesty.

>>73777858
Someone who is tired of grox is tired of life.

>Not getting all nutrients injected directly into your bloodstream
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>>73777958
Dodging the question again, sweetheart.

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>>73777933
>>73777509
Ah yes, Sister Stupidis.
I once caught her drinking THIS because "It's in a drinking bottle and blue, why WOULDN'T it be meant for drinking?"

She had been drinking it for months since we left the sparsely populated desert world before we found out.

>>73777973
Not now Stupidus, I'm trying to drag the Eversor back to his containment chamber and avoid the navigator who thinks I'm stealing her drinking buddy.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY REGIMENT’S TAUROX PRIMES? WHERE? COCKWALKERS

>>73778045
That’s sister sleepitus that lost the eversor

>>73778045
That's not Stupidus, she's been, uh, vox-casting since last major transmission.

>>73778018
She is right though, you can only cook it so many different ways. I know we're supposed to avoid luxuries but we really need to start getting more seasonings than just salt and pepper. Maybe we could at least talk the canoness into starting an herb garden.

>>73778058
Go home you old man this isn’t your thread

>>73778037
No one speaks binary cogboy. Do you get it? Understando le Gothic Lowero?

>>73778072
>implying she’ll let us

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>>73778079
YOU CAN’T TALK TO THE TEMPESTOR PRIME LIKE THAT! I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!

>>73778060
Oh. I presumed Stupidus was her nickname. On account of being so stupid to let this Emperor damned fucker out.

>>73778090
>++MOCKING_LAUGHTER++
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahah
>++STATEMENT++
Is that better?

>>73778090
>not speaking high gothic
gettus educatus plebianius

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>>73778045
It's Sleepitus you nerdtus! Anyway, guys that big ball that was chained up is missing now!

>>73778103
You couldn't kick a redemptionist into a pit of heretics.

>>73778133
the what? WORDS Sleepitus. We know you're stupid but not autistic

>>73778118
Much. Now go and take a shower, you reek of bilgegrease.

>>73778137
I’LL SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT I’LL GET YOUR GUMS STUCK ON THE BOTTOMN OF MY SHOE!

>>73778131
Oooooooh lookit Miss Fancy Pants with her Upper Hive Upbringing and Noble Airs. Oooooooh so sorry your bitchiness, do you need some indentured house serf to lick the drool off of your gown?

>>73778118
(whispers) psssst, why do we have a cogboy again? All he does is watch us sleep and wave incense over the incense dispenser, and I heard he does terrible, terrible things to the toaster sometimes in the broom closet.

Also, does anyone want a rat? Cause I caught some rats...

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>>73778146
I'm sorry but I don't speak nerd.

>>73778198
It's not my fault you're from the underhive with DEAD parents

>>73778228
Sister Snobbius, no one cares that your father was some petty noble on some no name hiveworld somewhere no one cares. Personally I'd be more careful about disclosing that given how he died.

>>73778228
All our parents are dead, idiot. At least ours didn't die in a freak orgy accident.

>>73778279
>>73778293
>>73778314
I am not Sister Snobbius and you don't know ithat because this is an anonymous image board

>>73778198

All Sisters come from the Schola Progenium where they are taught High Gothic

and even if we weren't all of us are the orphaned daughters of officers and nobles and were taught High Gothic before we lost them

In other words fuck off

Question, girls. What is your opinion of the Emperor's Finest, my lovely ladies?

>>73778331
Oh yeah? Then you won't mind is telling you that we've been using Sister Snobbius' dainty lace doily she likes to use for synthcaf parties to polish our armour.

>>73778348
I wasn't! And I sucked at that at the Schola, but I prayed real hard and can fight well so the Canoness let me pass anyway! And she only wanted me to give her a massage four times afterwards.

>>73778357
Too oily
>>73778360
IF YOU USE THAT I WILL WIPE MY ASS ON YOUR ONLY FAMILY PICTURE

>>73778331
It is totally Snobbius, I saw her typing up the post when I walked by her room

>>73778371
Uh... what kind of message?

>>73778375
Haha jokes on you, I don't have one~

>>73778357

Opinions are split since we don't see them as human any more

Some are of the opinion that they can't really be trusted but are too useful get rid of

Others are don't trust them at all and are waiting for them to fuck enough to kill them all

Reading last thread, sister Maris was pretending to be the canoness (or was she nicknamed canoness? or do we have two canoness with one named Maris?)... anyway no wonder no one likes her!

>>73778385
Right between her legs. She gets real tense after our battlefield exercises.

>>73778385
Don't be naive, it is EXACTLY what it sounds like

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Quick brothers! Let us get these gifted supplies back to the chapter before they notice!

Why can't a male abbot ask me the same thing?

>>73778213
>++STATEMENT++
I heard that, I am employed here to help maintain the coffee servitor, however, given how we have yet to obtain a replacement servitor..... I am stuck here doing nothing since Meatbag Bureaucracy has stopped any redeployment orders from coming through
And what I do with the toasters on my own time is as much your business as what you do with the Canoness' Powerpaddle when you swipe it while she looks the other way is mine

>>73778414
>QUERY
Where did you obtain these supplies, Honorable Marines

>>73778438
>++STATEMENT++
the sisters know you can speak normally stop pretending to sound cool

>>73778448
>++STATEMENT++
No

>>73778371

The only other people allowed at the Schola Progenium are people the Inquisition asked to be trained there

To join the Sisters after would need the Canoness, a few Palatines and a few other high ranked sister to agree and if anything the standards are higher then for an average Sister

>>73778515
I told you, I was at the Schola, I just sucked at the book learning part. I was good on the tackleball pitch though.

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Sergeant Mina from the 6th Estavian here. We just cracked open some containers that were supposed to have been stocked with food and supplies, but they were full of Baneblades instead. The tankers are jumping for joy, but everyone else is hungry and miserable until we can get more stuff in. What massively incompetent person sent them to us? I'm sure 100 Baneblades for a food shipment is a good trade and a welcome addition to the arsenal, but whoever idiot was in charge of logistics is for the chop. Oh, and I suppose whoever was supposed to get them is going to get a load of bully beef, coffee and bog roll instead.

>>73778414
WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES STOLE MY TAMPONS!!! AND MY FAVORITE CHIBI DOLL!!!!!! GIVE THEM BACK OR I SWEAR TO THE GOD-EMPEROR I!!!! WILL!!!! END!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73778438
Fine, whatever. Just clean up afterwards. I am tired of my toast tasting like semi-refined oil and semen.

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>>73778533
AHAHA That wasn't me this time!

>>73778533
Shut up guardswoman, the baneblade was ours in the first place

>>73778375
>>73778403
Harsh. It seems our superiority has garnered some... controversy.

>>73778568
Don't be rude to our allies! Besides, I'm sure they'll appreciate Sister Archimagirus' salted grox and potato bread.

>>73778531

I was always more into scrumball

>>73778713
Like I said I don't book well.

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>>73778357
They can be a bit...abrasive... at times, but I quite like Astartes! I hope to one day meet our Lord Commander Rouboute Guilliman in the flesh! I have so many questions to ask him about the God Emperor that only he could answer!

>>73778546

If you need me to make you a new Chibi doll for Sanguinala, Sister Farah, I would be more than happy to! I’ve been practicing at making these adorable little Chibi Sanguinius’ for the whole convent!

>>73774964
How would sister with not so standard figure fit into her armor? Do only modestly sized girls with slender hips join the emperor's cheerleaders?

cogboy here, threads were awesome, have a good night everyone

>>73778796
who's this newsisfag?

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>>73778567
If you say so, ma'am. Private Ellison started blaming some "Stubbs" guy, even though he died centuries ago.
>>73778568
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF US RUNNING OVER HERETICS IN OUR MASSIVE NEW TANK

Requesting art of sister Gertrude and sister Maris!

This was when /tg/ was fun

>>73778843
You’ll be seeing the commissars bolt pistol the next day “Private”

Where the throne is sister sleepitus?

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>>73778414
our rations!

>>73779170
Go eat your sawdust guardsman

>>73779176
>join our allies they said
>you'll be with the sisters they said
>they'll share their bounties they said

>>73779201
>a guardsman thinking hes worthy enough to be fed

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Reminder that sister Gertrude is a sandwich slut and loves extra mayonnaise

>>73779210
fuck you sir.
Lets see you dig your own fucking trenches and fortifications or have your own wall of lasers.

>>73779238
You don’t see the Kriegsmen complaining do you private cuckface?

>>73779247
Its our Emperor given right to bellyache sir, you need his permission to take it away.
And Kriegers are all combat servitors, that one cogboy told me.

>>73779282
What page of the holy book is it then?

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We should keep a repository of the major characters in the OP for future threads, possibly. This is developing quickly.

>>73779302
Eh don’t bother if we keep it organized it won’t be fun anymore we’re just fucking around not making a story

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>>73779299
Look closely at this section.
*BONK!

>>73779302
Possibly keep tabs on it at sup/tg/

>>73778796
You seem like an innocent enough one, sister. Treasure that, protect it.

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>>73778796
>>73779170
Thanks for the offer Gertrude, but I think I just spotted my chibi doll.....in that wagon the Blood Raven is pulling.....along with my tampons, my last rat kebab, our Sacred Pelvic Bone of Saint Rebecca, our techpriest, the coffee machine, the Canoness' Powerpaddle, eight jars of scub, Snobbius' doily, four other chibi dolls, two crates of corpse starch, a Taurox Prime, Stupidis' lighter fluid powerdrink, two packs of ball gags, three grox sows, Sister Maris' fake boobs, the big tiddy gimp Tau, our last two baneblades, some extra large thongs, the Astartes grade dildo, our only internet router, all our "back massagers", thirteen boxes of dog food, the Holy Hand Grenade, both of our Cyclonic Torpedoes, the Emu Skull of Jiss, our semen encrusted toaster, the Sacred Used Condom of Russ, those bead thingies from the sacristy, Sister Odd's collection of taxidermy mice dressed as Primarchs, three pieces of burnt toast, a headless pigeon, forty-three bolters, THE SAINT CELESTIN BODY PILLOW, OUR MOST HOLY ARTIFACT!!!, two truckloads of Guard rations, Saint Brigitte's Right Boob Plate, a tuna casserole, Saint McGuffin's Mystery Box, a crate of ant poison, a female blow up doll with someone's name on it, three chemical toilets, fuzzy handcuffs, the torture/fun rack, the Bident, the mermaid skeleton, one of our Penitent Engines, and a stuffed magpie (it is a big wagon)
You red painted petty thieves fucked with the wrong group of bitches (racks bolter threateningly)

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>>73779233
W-where did you find this holo of me???

>>73779473
They took my Tags sister.
Am i not a Guardsman now.

>>73779473
>a female blowup doll with someone’s name on it
>bead thingies
It’s obvious those were Sister Maris’

>>73779544
The question is why are you SUCH A FATASS Sister Gertrude?

>>73779579
Don't be rude, she's a nice girl.
And put your name back on, we know it's you.

Hey guys what's going on here?

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>>73779657
Sister Stupidus! Why aren't you preforming your holy water separations??

>>73779681
The scissor broke...

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>>73779544
It has been pinned up in the change room for the past two weeks, how have you not seen it?

>>73779547
Don't worry Guardsman, the Blood Ravens always have a poorly guarded lair that they take their "Relics" back to. I have dealt with their kind before, you will have your tags back in no time

>>73779550
Probably, though that blindfold on the doll looks an awful lot like the one from your room..........Sister

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>>73779692
W-well. Come to my quarters, sister. I have a new pair of scissors we can test out.

hey girls how come I wasn't invited to sister chestusflatus' wedding?

>>73779714
canoness you're like 50 years old this is beyond the pedophile territory I'm telling on the inquisitor

>>73779473

>a tuna casserole

Oh those mother fucker had better not have stolen the dinner I made for the Canoness and I!

Bolter Bitches to arms!

>>73779544

Sister I regret to inform you that those holos are available everywhere on this planet and for sell on the nearest 10 inhabited planets

The lewd way you eat sandwichs with extra mayo is not just slick material for most of the Sisters that have seen it but is sold as porn holos for who has the thrones for it

I have tried to limit the filming but the cogboys say they find nearly a hundred recording devices a day that people have attempted to smuggle in

You really should just eat them in an empty room and preferably with the lights off

>>73779769
P-porn?...!

You mean they're touching their....???? To me??????

>>73779769
wait wait wait, if we have money off of sister gertrude's sluttiness how come we EAT FUCKING SALTED GROX EVERYDAY?

Where is the rest of my people? When I got here there where 200 of us. Why is everyone yelling?

>>73779766
Why is a kriegsman here?

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>>73779798
god dammit I forgot the image.

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>>73779728
Chestusflatus isn't a real person, and Sisters don't get married. Sisters!!! I found another infiltrator!!!

>>73779741
I am not sure that is a good idea, the new Inquisitor is a bit strange....

>>73779784

Gertrude you're a Sister of Battle

With how openly lewd most of your follow Sisters are how can it surprise you that people masturbate to you?

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>>73779805
Commisar told us to the get on the ship. So we got on the ship, Now I'm lost.
>>73779784
What is porn? We don't have that on krieg.