>landmass is literally just a leg kicking a ballWhat kind of shit-tier world design is this?Any other examples of unrealistic design in worldbuilding?
It is just a two-headed dick and a ballsack.
>>84395413>This setting will be grim, gritty and realistic>The tide of the primary conflict of the setting is turned by a magical girl straight out of some shitty anime beca she has the power of God on her side>She also ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS the greatest legal and theological minds of her time with FACTS and LOGIC>Despite being illiterateI hate this Mary Sue so much, she ruined a setting with so much depth and flavor.
>>84395461Shit tier waifu pandering character, Olga was the last good waifu b8.
>>84396834>lake on the island
>>84396839>island on the lake on the island
>>84395461Literal proof of God's existence.
>>84396849>lake on the island on the lake on the island
>>84396861>island on the lake on the island on the lake on the island>Fucking nonsense I tell you
>>84395461>Over 600 years later, eternal Anglo is still seething
>>84395413>draws your borders with a ruler
>>84395413>GM can't be bothered to put any effort in naming places
>>84396923>borders with a rulerYou were saying?And correct me if I'm wrong, but short for Wyoming all US states have at least part of their borders to be based at least partially on some natural barrier, that got then codified to prevent border shift (hence the weird borders around Ohio, Mississippi and Missouri rivers that are semi-straight)t. Pole that last time has Geo classes 20 years ago
>>84396947>no no holeSeriously?
Shit worldbuilding desu
>>84396976Last I checked Colorado had entirely flat borders, also Utah
>Most powerful woman in the court has penis envyAnna simps will deny this fact.
>>84396947>when your only cartograper has Tourette's but you really really need that land survey
>>84395461Speaking of Mary Sues...
>accidentally presses DELETE
I like the graphics, but did just copy one half of the island and rotate it 180 degrees?
>>84398206Reminds me of an island between Finland and Sweden, which was divided. Finland built a lighthouse on the highest point, which was on the Swedish side. So a compromise was reached, where the land needed for the lighthouse was given to Finland and equal portion of land was taken from Finland.
>>84395472But that's not Tamar???
>>84395451That coastline looks like an alien made it
>>84395413>landmass is literally just a leg kicking a ball>soccer is the national sport Wtf is this reddit humor
Wasn't there a thing where someone on tg took a picture of Europe flipped it upside down and everyone on the board started talking about how unrealistic the map is unironically
>>84399560Yeah, and he won an award for those fjords
>>84396947>Satan's LairWow, real subtle GM.
>>84396860True, only by the grace of an all powerful God could a woman be virtuous.
>>84395472>Bully a retard who likes you>Yaas queen slay
You're all a bunch of autists. The Earth setting is complete trash. It is simultaneously incredibly mundane and filled with unexplained lore/plot-hole bullshit.>muh gritty realismAnd don't even get me started on the factions and races. They're all basically the same, but people act like sticking them in a different location or making them a different color is just the deepest lore imaginable. Pure autism.
>>84396947Imagine telling someone to meet you at Nowhere Else.
>make a country in the north>call it icelandHow lazy can you get? It's like calling the dwarf kingdom dwarfland.
>>84399064I do land surveying and I see this shit so much. You'd be shocked how many people put their garages or guest houses on somebody else's land without bothering to make sure where their property line is first. If you go into your courthouse and start looking at maps you will see some of the most boneheaded nonsense of your life
>>84395413I am Chad, Forger of Worlds
>>84403366>" No guise, you see, it's called Greenland because this ancient king wanted to attract colonists even though it's a piece of shit covered in ice 13 months out of 12!"Fucking lazy dipshit, get some fucking creativity
This is the dumbest shit right here
>>84396860>God sent humanity a perfect waifu>Perfidious Albion proceeds to murder herTruly there is no worse nation.
>animal in ice region is just an ordinary animal but with white furIs this really the best you could come up with?
>>84396947>Boobs Flat Yeah
>i need to come up with bunch of new animals>i know i just take one or two regular animals and mash them together
>>84396947>Promised LandWhat the fuck was going on in there?
>>84395413Stop making fun of my peninsula, thank you.
>>84409690Duck beaverBuff man dog
>>84396947>Island of the deadUh
>>84410505>not dire rat
>>84395461Joan of arc was retroactively refuted by fire
>>84403379That's everywhere. Because reality doesn't exist on a neat grid in a filing cabinet. I know a guy who built a house boat for himself to live in. Ended up in a years long battle with the government on how it would be classified and if it could be registered as premanent residence. A friend lives in a house that was built in the 50s. The person who got the zoning permit wiped his ass with it and the house is way bigger than is allowed, but because nobody has bothered to measure it, on paper it's still the approved size. There's cases where buildings have one corner flattened because it came a little too close to a "main road" that nobody but the person owning the building uses and it's still several feet away from the dirt road. Bureaucracy is a hoot*.*scam
>>84411424My mother lives on a house which floats in the water, but it looks exactly like a normal house. It's officially classified as a boat and not a house, which means you have to pay far fewer taxes.
>>84396860Counterpoint: God didn't send her to save Constantinople.
>>84398206Honestly, not having exclaves is a sign of bad worldbuilding.
>Dude just reuse the same skeleton nobody will notice
>>84411252Is a Mary Sue still a Mary Sue if they burned to death for being to good?
Italy is really fun to conquer in grand strategy games like Crusader Kings 3, because it's simultaneously really large and comfortably compact, allowing you to make a whole game of conquering it before using the powerhouse of it's wealth to become a new power on the Med!
>>84411852Because the fall of Constantinople eventually led to the (re)discovery of the Americas.
>>84412486Is Joseph Smith a sequel to Joan's prequel?
>>84403379What country?>Had to get a permit to build a greenhouse on my land>Municipality demands that i ask permission from every single one of my neighbours first>All the neighbouring plots of land are nothing but forest>Mfw trying to track all the owners down so i can have them hang up on me because they think i'm some kind of phone salesman
>DM is clearly either a 14 year old edgelord or asked /b/ to name the places of interest
>>84412015>Dude, just reuse the same skeletal animation nobody will notice
>>84412591>had toSee, first mistake was to get the government involved. Should've just built the thing. If nobody's around to mention it, nobody's gonna even know you have it.
>>84407056Cartographer here, it's not just an American thing. There is not such thing as a straight boundry line.
>>84412774Isn't there a law that when something was built in good faith and has been left unchallenged for some decades it becomes legal structure?
>>84412803Did you ever experience malicious erection?
>>84399779I get that reference!
>>84412848Every harbor built in the middle east is malicious erection. They are designed for the sole purpose of annoying the shit out of me, or someone like me specifically. If you are unaware, the sand niggers are big fans of building artifical coastlines or islands, but they are really bad at doing it, to said coastlines/islands erode away in a decade or so, and the sea floor changes completely at the drop of a hat. I'm tired of looking at maps and charts of the middle east.But yeah, you see buildings that are made for the sole purpose of pissing off other every now and then. You also see plenty of buildings that where clearly designed by an architech who was having a laugh; you'd be staggered how many buildings look like gigantic cock and balls from a bird's eye view.
>>84412826No, unfortunately squatters rights are much better than builder's rights.
>>84412774The greenhouse is almost 350m2 large so it's bound to get noticed + the government would have caught wind of it eventually since i'm using it to grow fruits and vegetables for the locals
>>84413415You could make it a """temporary structure""" depending on how the greenhouse is constructed.
>scryfall is advocating for storming the capitalI thought we established that was "bad"
>>84396879Does it have a treasure?
>>84410934It was a burial site for the Port Arthur prison to which it is adjacent by water.Pretty interesting spot.
>>84405201Oh hey, isn't that that town where your nationality is determined by what side of the border the door to your house is on? Except for that one house where the border bisects the front door so they have two addresses?
>>84412015>horses have really long hands and walk on their fingers
>>84419191Fingernails, to be exact.
>>84413415Ok, that might be more of a problem. How good are you with welding, concrete casting and operating a bulldozer?
>>84395413>What kind of world design is this?Ballsy?
>>84395413Heard you were talkin' shit.
>>84395461I dont keep up with anime because I'm not a faggot but the story sounds like Joanne of Arc. Did you post an unrelated picture on accident?
>>84418221Only one way to find out
The joke is everything is real and somehow that excuses bad fictional worldbuilding.
>>84412639>Niggers Bounce near Townsville from Powerpuff Girls
>>84419917>Gay ass swampkek
>>84395413>landmass is literally a leg kicking a ball>local football teams are half-decent to good>>84395451>landmass is a two-headed dick and a ballsack>famous for porn actresses and loose sexWho wrote this shit?!
>>84403379>If you go into your courthouse and start looking at maps you will see some of the most boneheaded nonsense of your life>Implying there is an actual map in the court houseI work as surveyor myself and this shit is fucking hilarious at times.>Go to magistrate>Request specific map, for you need to compare with your measurements>They only have one (1) copy of that map>And someone borrowed it in 1983 and never returned>Track down the guy on my own>He's dead for over a decade>Map lost>There is no general plan for half of the city, nor any copy of it>Half of the city is potentially an unauthorized constructionTwo years ago I had a road to unfuck, because turns out in the early 60s someone had the bright idea to privately obtain machines and material to put asphalt road in front of 8 houses. Nobody took any measurements, but the city decided that sure, this is a public, city-owned road. Comes 2020 and new construction in the area, my office is hired to take measurements...... and the road is build almost 3 meters away from where it is drawn on the map.The case is still pending, the city so far managed to secure the road as city-owned from 5 of the 7 owners, while reimbursing them for the loss/extension of their plots to adjust for the roads. The original contract I had went nowhere due to this, but at least I've got paid for my measurements
>This is the spot that the once powerful nation of Atlantis once stoodReally? A giant circle in the middle of the desert? I dont believe it for a second, give me something more realistic.
>>84419481>I'm not a faggot
>>84425410There's this bit of land between my neighbourhood and the next one that I tried to get the council out to clear out because it's full of brambles and trash. The council told me it was owned by the housing assocation. The housing association told me it was owned by the council. Neither would accept responsibility.I wanted to buy that no man's land a couple of years ago and both the council and the housing association said they should be paid for it because they both owned it. They both had separate maps for it which magically appeared the moment money was involved and work wasn't asked for. I just took down my back fence and cleared out a big circle of the brambles for myself anyway and pretended I wasn't interested in buying it any more.
>>84419481>too dumb to read the filename to get his answerLurk moar
>>84411424I have a somewhat related experienceMy parents sold some land for a guy to build his house (he'd use the land to build half of it because the land he had was too small)The guy bought the land and never paid, went to court instead of paying because he was a retard and now they're gonna demolish half his house lmao
>>84425830why not keep the land and the house he built on it? its like when someone hacks your MMO account, farms a shitload of gold on it and then you get it back
>>84425842Because only half the house in on their land.Did you even read the post?
>>84425857time to live in their walls
>>84425859The true chad course of action
>>84425857>Did you even read the post?only half of it
>>84405038>new found landWhat's next? Newer found land? Newest found land? Land not found?
>>84425414>implying it's not a landing zone
>is that the name you're really going with for your African inspired region, anon?
>>84426299>And why is it shaped like a chicken drumstick?>uh, you know, purely economic factors.
>>84426299>ChadBasing a country on a meme isn't funny or clever
>>84396947This place is the Australian answer to Alabama
>>84426104>implying Atlantis wasn't a giant colony ship
>>84410505>>84411209Yeah, marsupials are basically dumb rats. They literally haven't gotten to the point in evolution that makes rodents super clever, so they're kinda just stupid. That said, they've got the strength to take out a dog's guts in a single kick, my dad lost one like that decades ago
>>84426395>implying it was
>>84412639>SmokoAnyone not familiar, that's aussie slang for a tea or smoke break, very commonly used by tradesman. On smoko you head up to the servo, get a meat pie with tomato sauce and a pack of durries, a bottle of iced coffee and if you're lucky there'll be a milk crate for you to sit on when you get back to the work site
>>84426491Birthplace of Geoffrey Rush, and also about an hour's drive from where most of my family live
>>84426504It's not about wombs, then?
>>84426517Nah, pretty sure it's some indigenous word. Half of the crazy sounding ones you guys hear from Australia are native words. Examples include but are not limited to:>Goondiwindi>Toowomba>Walla Walla>Doomadgee>Kowanyama>Weipa>KalgoorlieThat's just a couple. You need exotic sounding names for a tribal people, pinch from Australia. The Maoris next door have a few interesting ones too
>>84426607Any Iceland tier long names?
>>84426621Iceland tier? No, none I know of off top of my head. The aborigines don't seem to be much for the excessively long or complicated ones
Weird/exotic sounding place names are usually the result of describing some feature of the place in a local dialect. Shitterton, for example is called that because (checks notes)... the river was full of shit?And sometimes it's exactly what it sounds like I guess
>>84426607Sometimes, out of the blue, I'll just look at my wife and say "goondiwindi" in my best cunt accent, and she always loses her shit.
>>84403379>be bong>neighbour buys their property leasehold>warned by their solicitor that we own 4 feet wide of land around the perimeter of their back garden freehold>we also have historical right of way across their land (which isn't really theirs because it's leasehold)>neighbours ignore it>buy the property anyway>decide to remove the gate and fence off our part of their garden>didn't even talk to us at all about it>whole shitstorms kicks off>neighbour goes to the solicitor and says he wants to sue us for the land>solicitor tells him to fuck offThat was ten years ago and every single year there's some bullshit over it. I go over to mow and brush cut a few times each summer (even though legally it's the neighbour's responsibility) and I give them the courtesy of asking them first and they always kick off about how it's their landDon't buy a property from the bank that has an 800 year old right of way across it maybe?
>>84425606The correct course of action was to simply get to that land and clean it for free on your own, without asking permission from anyone.So you fucked up big time.
>>84412826It was in the UK, if unchallenged for three years it became a legal structureBut they got rid of that law when somebody built their house inside a pile of hay bales to hide it, DEFRA got an injunction to remove the hay bales because they had been there for so long and got quite the shock when there was a whole illegal house underneath it
>>84426299based chad keeping his eye on the niger
>>84412826Depends on the country.And the wait period to legalise also depends heavily (50 fucking years up here, good fucking luck with that)
>>84395413"Just copy and change the size a tad, no one'll notice">>84426504>Geoffrey Rushunderrated fellow>>84426477>that's aussie slangBoomer Brit slang too, like half the Aussie slang is>meat pie with tomato sauceor a fucking cheesymite, strewth
>>84426299Faso is slang for blunt in my country
>>84418718Yes. There was also a case where a resident thought they were on one side of the border but found out they were not so they tore out the door and rebuilt it three feet away so they would remain on thee side they wanted to be on.
>the countries of hungry, turkey and grease all hate each otherseriously?
>>84399745To be fair, unless it was in the southern hemisphere and the glaciers came up from the south, Scandinavia doesn't make much sense.
>>84428741what the FUCKdid they think we wouldn't notice this?
>>84431987If I remember they made this apart of official lore stating that Africa and South America used to be apart of one land mass and then break up for some reason.
>>84432146>>84431987dm explained it away with "some worldending asteroid a billion years ago did it" i wish he would put more thought into things like this desu
>>84431987Some lazy fuck was relying on procedural generation.
>>84396947Some of those sound like Banjo-Kazooie levels
>>84412591The correct course of action was to assure the government that sure, your neighbours are fine with it, since you've already talked with them. And the talked part is important here, since verbal agreement is just as binding as signed papers. That you are lying is of secondary concernsMeanwhile doing what >>84412774 suggests is the easiest way to get fined, especially given the size of the thing.Usually the concern with greenhouses isn't as much with their size, but their height and how close to the border of your plot is. Hence the questions are (obviously):- how tall it is- how close to the border of your plotUsually, there is a location plan that allows you to build a structure that's in relation with the height of the building or structure, regardless of country. For example: you can't build a building x times taller than the requirements to put an access road in your land. So assuming local requirements are for an access road to be 5 meters wide, and the x is 3, you couldn't build taller than 15 meters. Of course, this is absurd for greenhouse, but this is an example. Knowing such limitations in your local law AND local planning is a key of getting shit done and any land office will provide you this information (it's their job)>>84413452You could stop acting retarded, but that depends on if it's actually an act, or if you're genuine
>>84419191That's literally kindergarten tier.Have you been home-schooled or something that this is new to you?
>>84432826Hey, it works.
>>84433389>the easiest way to get finedEasier than fighting forever to get it done. You think they won't fine you if it comes to light you lied to the government about having permission from the neighbors?
>>84395461Its 10% history 90% myth
>>84395413No wonder people there can be so nuts, the constant physical movement just messes up their blood pressure and their heads!
>>84411446>build your house on water>able to buy pass the tax code>devs never bothered to either patch it or just ditch the tax system that nobody likeswhat are they thinking
>think they'll notice?>nah
>>84434238>another Congogood stuff
>>84395461Ngl I hate fate's take on Joan looks nothing like her.
>>84434355its on there twicealso>chicken
>>84396923Aren't all borders drawn by a ruler?
>>84433602Not when her enemies corroborated everything about her retard. The French may have had reason to exaggerate but the English were writing the same things at the time you insipid piss stain.
>>84399560nah the rest of the world got that incredibly boring and uninspired coastline that looks like it got drawn by someone who has literally never been to the coast. real alien shit if you ask me.
>>84411852>why didn't God save Constantinople from The people who worship hima real mystery anon
>>84433476>Easier than fighting forever to get it doneExcept you will get a fine AND a court-mandated warrant to demolish the building, paying for the demolition yourself.>You think they won't fine you if it comes to light you lied to the government about having permission from the neighbors?They would have to send people to actually check that, which means expenditures they don't want to make (why do you think they delegate it to the person asking for the permit?)It's like you genuinely never in your life interacted with any bureaucracy and take your entire knowledge about how things work from TV
>>84434469>it's right next to desert desert
>>84433476>>84437907Besides, they would have to PROVE that you didn't have permission from your neighbours. Since you claim you obtained that permission in verbal form, it is impossible to prove you didn't, UNLESS they plan to drag you to the court and spend 1d6 months on unwinnable case, since there is no way to prove you didn't. Therefore - verbal agreements and "hand-shake" deals are awesome to get low grade shit done, especially when no actual agreement took place. Because nobody can actually prove them happening or not, same with the actual wording of it.Why do you think we developed written contracts in the first place?
>>84433602Except its the exact reverse, Seething Angloid
>>84395451>two-headed dickAlways thought that Norway was the prepuce
>>84396947>Bust Me Gall
>>84428655Holy shit, it's actually real. What a legend.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrock_Farm>In 2010, the UK's Appeal Court ruled that because the building had been deliberately concealed, the four-year period only began once the building had been revealed, making the council's objections well within the legal time limit.Unfortunately, britbong officials have to be wankers as usual.
>>84438512>By yes, I was circumcised, how could you tell?
>>84439992>Fortunately, law won against lolbertarians>Againftfy
>>84440152>rules for thee, not for me!classic serf mindset.
>>84437907>>84437940Just tell them you have a verbal agreement with the government for the greenhouse. Are they gonna spend months trying to prove you didn't have it?>Why do you think we developed written contracts in the first place?Probably so someone can't tell the government "I totes have permission for this from all parties involved"?
>>84402059Revenge is ALWAYS based, especially when you enact it with infamous cruelty and grandeur.
>>84437860Muslims worship Satan, though?
>>84440489Muslims are the logical conclusion to christianityChristians are just quitters
>>84440152I'm no expert on british law, but it sounds like RAW was on his side - nobody challenged the building for the entirety of the grace period because nobody knew it was there.The court's "b-but you concealed it, so it doesn't count" sounds like lame excuse so that they won't have to admit they were outsmarted.
>>84440521>worshiping an epileptic caravan bandit who raped little girls and broke his word is the logical conclusion of Christianity
>>84440536>we posted a notice about this in advance so you have no right to complain. Even though the said notice was deliberately hidden so you never had a chance to see itDouglas Adams would like a word with you...
>>84440752Yes, that is how the British legal system works. that's the joke that Adams makes, over and over again.But then when you learn the rules and play the game on them, they get mad.
>>84440614Religion and the Church should be constantly be cucked with Faith alone is needed to keep everyone away from entropy
>>84431987>what if we just copy-paste Stranglethorn Vale 3 times