>would you like to upgrade your roll to a Nat20™ for $1.99?
Now instead of screeching "ALEXA ORDER 69 GALLONS OF LUBE" until I turn off the bezos-Sphere my players will scream "WoTC ORDER 99999 GRIMLOCK SINGLE USE MONSTER TOKENS" And I can't do anything about it because it kicks everyone out of the session when I try to cancel the orders.
>Special Offer! (only 23 hours and 59 minutes remaining)>The 20/20 Pack™!>Get 20 Nat20™ Tokens for only $35.99 with this limited time offer! Nat20™ Tokens can be used prior to a roll to automatically upgrade it to a Nat20™! For when you really need to feel like a Hero!
>>85845122I dunno why you are pretending to be surprised.
>>85845122>still calling it D n' DoneIt's 6e. No "achshually it's more of a five point five E". It's not going to be called 1D&D any more than 5e is called D&D NeXT.
>>85845497You are the first one to refer to it as dndone in this thread. Are you okay?
>>85845122>get your LoadeD&Dice tm now for only 3.99>Guarantee at least one score of 18 on every character made on this account>Your DM will never know
>Would you like to spend 3 Manacoins™ to replenish your spell slots?
>"Okay, I'm gonna spend 50 cents so I can roll for advantage on my stealth check"
>>85845122I'm going to fear this sentence when it is written in D&Done Core Rulebook(tm)
>>85846643Is that from 5E?
>>85849309Summer's over kid, you got school tomorrow
>>85849330I'm 30 years old Sunday, you dumb fucking brats are whining about shit that will never impact you.
>>85849344>i'm 29 and a halfIt's a school night, go to bed.
>>85845497It is 5.5 though. It is fully compatible with 5e. It is definitely not 6e.
>>85849354Older than you, zoomzoom. Nothing posted ITT is going to happen and you know it.
>>85849397>Nothing posted ITT is going to happenYou sweet little child
> Do you want to enable weelchair accessible dungeons for 0,50$?No>Bigot.What?>Do you want a exclusive map of Baldurs Gate with all safe spaces marked?
>>85849412Prove it's going to happen then. Prove it, objectively. You can't.
>>85849438Do you have a source on that?Source?A source. I need a source.Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.Do you have a degree in that field?A college degree? In that field?Then your arguments are invalid.No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.Correlation does not equal causation.CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.Nope, still haven't.I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
>>85849449>Correlation does not equal causationThis is a fact. If you deny this, you're a conspiracy theorist at best and a liar at worst.>I need a sourceYes, if you're going to make outlandish claims the burden of proof is on (you).
>>85849478Alight shill-troll I'm disregarding you now, not interested in you ruining the funny thread.
>>85849484>IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS YOU'RE A SHILL!Fuck off, this isn't going to affect me. I've never paid a penny for DND anything and I never will, and none of the things you're saying are going to happen.>FunnyThis is the opposite of funny. In fact, I'd argue this whole thread is low quality.
>Would you like to spend 25 DragonGems™ to double your damage for the next 20 minutes?
>>85849449>shitpost>"oh yeah well prove the shitpost is true">POST A SOURCE THAT SAYS THE SHITPOST ISN'T TRUEAnon pls
>>85849546>implyingFuck the schizos in this thread who keep doomposting, they're all nogames /pol/ tourists and the sooner aznmoot bans all political discussion outside of /pol/ the sooner this board can go back to actually getting shit done.
>please wait 3:59:22 before taking a short rest>you can bypass the wait time with a Sand Of Time™ token>Sand Of Time™ tokens can be purchased for $9.99 in the E-Shop
>>85849587This will be real, I can feel it.
>>858493712e was easily as compatible with 1e as 3.5 was with 3.0.
>>85845497It's going to be called "50th Anniversary Edition" or "Definitive Edition"
>>85849230No, it's from 4e
>>85846643I mean grids are nice for combat, they make it easier for the players to judge distance and actually come up with creative actions in fights.Outside of combat, theatre of the mind is fine.
>>85849438>I'm gonna DEBOOONK
>>85850740>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CALL ME OUT FOR MAKING OUTLANDISH CLAIMS NOOOO NOOOO STOPFuck off schizo.
>>85849582>The sooner we are allowed to stick our heads in the sand and consume product the betterBeyond parody
In this thread we have 3 people. One guy shitposting memes about microtransactions in d&d.Another guy taking it seriously and wanting to prove that it isnt true.Another guy taking it seriously and unironically thinking it is true.The last two will allow this thread to live forever. Let us rejoice and thank these autistic retards for their blessing
>>85850933>The last two will allow this thread to live forever. Let us rejoice and thank these autistic retards for their blessingDrawn-out slapfights between stubborn idiots over nothing is chan culture.
>>85845122Why y'all interested in a game that you obviously do not want to play?
>>85850739Correct>>85850746Back to your containment board, Latinx.>>85852033It's reverse shilling. No matter how bad these drones pretend to trash oneD&D all they do is hype the name and post pics of the logo. Mere exposure effect increases sales either way.
>>85849344>Bragging about your soon ascendancy to wizardhood
>>85850746How is this political?It's about a product that is sold to tabletop gamers.Unless you're implying there's a similarity between how certain things in society are trending.That would be conspiracy theory though.
>>85845497literally saying D&Done makes WizBro upset though, which is good.>>85845122Wait for the sale, so you can pay $.99, duh.
Can we stop crying about politics and post more funny D&Done Microtransaction memes please?
>>85850725>Definitive EditionSo D&D DE or "dee and dee-dee-ee"
>>85845122If that shit happens, maybe finally, finally, FINALLY my group will move on from current edition DND towards other, better, systems.
>>85854995What if /you/ just moved on? There's groups playing fun games all the time.
>>85845122>He doesn't have a Crits Prime™ subscription and gets free Roll Upgrades
>>85855010I've been looking at it, is it worth it?
>>85845122Appealing to cringe secondaries with the nat 20 thing is annoying, and races are going to be boiled down to 1 long rest power, but it's fundamentally just 5e.
If you want to play that class you'll need to pay $4.99 but al least you get 40 free pronouns included!
>>85856251It really sucks that they locked Prestige Classes™ behind the Tiamat™-Tier Subscription Plan.
I'm buying Hasbro stock, the Jews will destroy D&D but I will profit
>ITT: people who still need to get mom to tell them how and when to throw a piece of plasticDon't you know what you want from a game by now? Just play the system you like or homebrew one and stop supporting shit companies.
>>85845497The current wotc policy is that they aren't doing editions anymore, just rolling updates of the new base game.>>85849371>>85850643
>>85856796Oooooh that's what people are afraid ofPeople get to stick with editions they like, but now that'll get curbed with this new software-model variant of D&D.
>>85856654You realize you need other people to play games?>my players are smart and they like to try other systemsGood for you. But some of us here have to resort to playing with some questionable players with dubious set of preferences. If this new DnD will attract shitton of new players, it will warp the whole environment. After few years you would see the difference. Fuck, just look at what Critical Role and the whole streamed games of DnD did to the hobby as of now.
>>85857164I'm glad Stranger Things opened up some exposure of TTRPGs to younger people, though I hope they learn how to explore other systems and settings.And not, you know, get stuck in Done-geons&DraggingThisOut
>>85857164>resort to playing with some questionable playersThat's because you are an asshole who's driven all good players away.
>>85852033Because being mad about other people enjoying things you don't is peak 4chan.
>>85857266No. It's because I like them on a personal basis, but they have bad tastes often times. And I'm not going to reach out to some randos to play games, when I have plenty of friends that I know for a long time.
>>85857058I am interested in a way to play DND online without kitbashing stuff through discordI also will really like having a computer handle all the die rolls and calculations and stuff instantly
>>85857857You want neverwinter nights. Maybe with mods. But neverwinter nights is that thing.
>>85857857Don't roll20 and Forge both accomplish this objective?
>>85858153I don't know. I'm new to this whole thing.I run Quests on /qst/ and write lore for "tg makes a setting threads" but when I sit down to play DND I get really involved in creating a character and their background in the setting but then when I play it's>Ok walk into the dungeon. You see a monster. Roll>I roll 16>I roll 5>I roll 7>I roll 4>Ok player x does 3 damage , player y does 4 damage all other plays miss. The monster attacks. Roll>I roll a 15, add (checks sheet) 3 for armor>I roll a 4>I roll a 6>I roll 12>Ok player x takes 2 damage, player y takes 10 damage, player z takes four damageAnd then that just keeps looping until it's four hours later and we have just beaten one dungeon.It just feels "book keepy" for me. Like playing a video game where every operation needs to be written by hand.Are there any DND variants that are more quickly paced and have less bookeeping?
>>85858823free-form diceless roleplaying.if the system that was designed in a corporate board room to appeal to the lowest common denominator (low IQ simpletons who get most of their dopamine from purchasing products) is too complicated for you, you probably won't enjoy this hobby. Not being mean, these type of games just aren't for everyone.
>>85860698It's not necessarily too complicated, it's just not fun for me. I like imagining stories and characters. Calculating modifiers and waiting for people to take their turns feels too much like office work to me .I heard good things about Quest RPG.
>>85861352You want to write a book, or maybe even LARP. Might be worth checking out an event.
>>85849449He's being a faggot but you are being a turbo-ultra faggot. Anti-intellectualism is for only the faggiest of fags that just want to argue with their feelings.6e will be dogshit though, I can guarantee it. My source is how shit 5e has been. Easy.
>>85858823>DND variants that are more quickly paced and have less bookeeping?the OSR is this, check out old school essentials
>>85857164If you are stuck with a shit play group or no play group that is Pelor punishing you for not using THAC0 or touching yourself at night.
>>85852033RPGs are not self-contained especially not when they are part of the biggest RPG brand on the planet.If WotC starts predatory monetization practices, don't you think others will follow suit?
Anon, you are SEVEN HP away from reaching 0 HP!Do you want to spend 500 Dragon's Rubies to set your character to max HP now?If your character reaches 0 HP, you could be put into death saving throws, which>Require a Con Save!>Can be triggered just by taking damage!>Can potentially lead to PERMANENT CHARACTER DEATH!>Can individually be auto-succeeded by spending 1500 Dragon's RubiesBuy now, and continue your adventure with [CHARACTER]?![YES] [no]
>>85863416>RPGs are not self-contained especially not when they are part of the biggest RPG brand on the planet.This has zero effect on any of the games I play. Period. And it never, ever will.>If WotC starts predatory monetization practices, don't you think others will follow suit?Not to any of the systems I play. Stop suckling the teat of the industry and make your own TTRPGs.
>>85863519>make your own TTRPGsIt's not absolutely necessary to make your own RPG because you can play one of the millions of non-dnd pdfs found on this board.But TTRPGs are the one type of game anybody can make. Art and game pieces aren't necessary. Just write some words, it's literally all you have to do.How are you being held hostage by people typing some shit. Have you tried writing a rule, it's not that hard. Open notepad bro.
>>85863380>Anti-intellectualism is for only the faggiest of fags that just want to argue with their feelings.If you believe modern academia isn't in fact so compromised it's just "feelings" wrapped up in fancy words to deceive people, you're literally a moron
>>85864389oh yeah because 4chan's brightest minds are for sure the true luminaries of this centurynigger pls, i'll trust the smarmy professore with the piece of paper any day rather than "anon from the 4chan" nta btw
>>85864449>tu quoque>false dichotomy Imagine if these "people" were around in the 1950s.>Smoking is totally healthy for you because Marlborough said Trans Rights, trust the experts!
>>85864512... scientific evidence pointed to smoking being harmful since the 20s, it was a smear campaign by corporations and anti-intellectuals that poisoned the public well on this. Same as anthropogemic climate change deniers today, which has been described since the fucking 19th century.
>>85864512"You did a fallacy!!" he says, while pulling out a strawman the size of texas
>>85864603True, same story with a lot of "experts say" stories printed today. In those cases "the science" is either deliberately grossly misinterpreted or outright paid for. The best current example is how a recession isn't actually a recession, or how whether inflation is good or bad depends entirely on who's president at the time.
>>85864631That's more the frauds in the media being lying bastards and sensationalizing shit or pushing agendas than scientists. It's no different than those tards who use disproved theories from 100 years ago to say that your skin color makes you less than human or that different skin colors come from different non-human ancestors (they don't), it's people who don't understand science using science to disprove science.
>>85863416And this stops me using an old edition of not D&D how?
>>85864455>WoajckYou having a stroke there?
>>85852033We're laughing at it, why does this make you so mad?
hm. Think I will just play SoS, runequest and OSR from now on
>>85854936>So D&D DE or "dee and dee-dee-ee"That's a great argument for why they won't use that particular title, because boy does it sound bad. 50'th Anniversary is still likely.
>>85865785>all letters present>two of them in wrong order>extremely common when ten finger typing>aRe yOo HaVIng A sTRokEPhoneposters should get the rope.
>>85864455>eunuch slavelifespan discarded
>>85849438L O L my dude
a LUCK point for just $2.99 with 10% cut to the QM? Of course! Of course! Please!
>>85867363They're both trademarks WotC has gobbled up within the last six months.
>>85874822Good god I haven't though about him in a decade.
>>85864389If you can't figure out which papers are written by tranny defenders and which have actual merit than you are an actual brainlet and NGMI. Read a fucking book you dumbass
>>85855009He’s a player, obviously.
>>85863416You will ALWAYS be a victim. That is a choice you have made.