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You are John Johnson, you have no blood relatives or friend of any kind, You are the blankest of blank slates possible. You used to have a shit job and don't have much of a reason to live. You hate yourself
There is a mail opener and a box
What now
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>>133150
Squeeze your head through the bars.
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>>133150
Tell yourself jokes to pass the time.
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>>133157
You shove your head outside the bars and get immediately stuck.
you also face plant into the painted concrete.
>>133167
Whats brown and sticky?
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>>133180
A-A stick?
Well, while face planting, tell yourself more jokes. Perhaps you could be the next Carlos.
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>>133180
See if there's anyone outside. If there is then shout profanities at them.
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>>133180
Scream for help melodically, maybe you can entice a saviour with your heavenly voice.
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>>133206
Wait, isn't the """"sky"""" painted?
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>>133206
You attempt in vain to yell at a concrete wall painted to look like the outside.
You then yell various horrid profanities at said wall
>>133209
You pray to a good who long stopped listening to your bullshit and wait for a reply
>>133194
why is the pterodactyl quite in the bathroom?
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>>133223
Because the P is silent!
Improve your comedic genius! I can already see the blank slate being filled.
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>>133223
Lick the wall.
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>>133223
Remove the concrete wall with your face.
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>>133223
Smash your head against the concrete.
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>>133239
Tastes like lead
>>133242
>>133249
You shove your face into the concrete harder
Some off the wall fell loose
Whoever made this place should be fired.
The bars still constrain you
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>>133259
Befriend the bars and get to know them. Get on the otherside of the wall and take our new pals with us to see some new sights.
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>>133259
Crawl out of the hole, and inspect the thing on the ground.
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>>133259
Jump out of the window. Now the sky's the limit!
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>>133259
Squeeze the rest of your body through the bars like a retarded snake.
Fuck your bones and internal organs.
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>>133268
You get to know your new friends well
They don't seem to be much of talkers, but you can respect that
>>133269
>>133271
>>133287
Through force of brute retard strength you managed to free your friends from there place along with you.
You have now obtained TWO (2) BARS OF METAL
>>133269
Its a kite-thing with words
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>>133292
Shove those two bars through your skull and pretend they're antennas.
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>>133301
You are unsure if that was the wisest decision.
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>>133307
Obtain both the combined wisdom and intellect our friends, as well as even more retard strength.
Eat the sky for our nutrition and status and the sky-devourer, and look around the room sans the existence of word kite
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>>133292
Take the mail opener from the other room and try to carve a thin metal string out of one of the metal bars. Then poke a hole through the kite-thing and put the metal string through the hole so you craft a shitty kite that you can't even use.
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>>133307
Get that painted concrete block with you. It will serve as our Wilson and good exercise for your retard strength
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>>133307
Realise the potential to become a human battery.
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>>133310
You have Gained -100 to your INTELLIGENCE
and +5 to your RETARD STRENGTH
you lick off all of the paint on the floating concrete brick to gain an additional -10 to your INTELLIGENCE
Due to your disregard for the word kite your crumble it and toss it aside for later
Other items include a poster and a strung up green ball with the letter H on it
>>133312
Your bar freinds prevent your entry.
>>133317
You have tamed the IMPOSSIBLE FLOATING CONCRETE BLOCK COVERED IN SALIVA.
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>>133346
Have fun punching the H ball like a kid on a playground.
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>>133346
Give our Concrete friend a nice FUCK U T-shirt that has been provided on the wall
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>>133344
Through the power of imagination you see yourself as the batter you have always wanted to be ever since you were a little dutch boy
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>>133355
Reach out for that battery before the thought bubble disappears.
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Pick up the thing on the floor
also go for a walk outside
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>>133355
destroy the globe
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Do your flys up m8
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>>133348
You give the ball a good smack
>>133353
You give the WILD BEAST the shirt from the wall
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>>133380
This: >>133372
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>>133380
Grab the dark smudge on the floor and throw it out the random window that appeared in the wall
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>>133380
start jerking off
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>>133359
>>133361
You manage to grab the BATTERY ABOMINATION from your imagination
It wishes death
>>133361
You pick up CRUMPLED KITE PAPER
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>>133380
Kill this anon from thread: v
>>133387
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>>133393
Absorb the Battery Abomination so we don't lose our first weapon so soon but some sort of unfortunate accident.
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>>133394
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>>133397
*in
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>>133393
Now hold that battery between your "antennas" and see what happens.
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>>133362
With what?
>>133385
You toss the CRUMPLED KITE PAPER to the next room
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>>133406
Feel good about ourselves.
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Use mail opener to make the window larger. Make it a door
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>>133397
>>133403
You shove the BATTERY ABOMINATION between your friends and you fry it dead, granting it its wish
You stopped bleeding
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>>133422
Have the Concrete Block comb our new fresh head of hair with its claws to prevent dandruff and oily knots.
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>>133422
the wall.....
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>>133410
You feel accomplished with everything you have done thus far
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>>133422
Have a shower, you might feel better
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>>133432
Turn around and see what's on the fourth wall.
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>>133426
You have shoved the brick in your head in an attempt to comb your ashes
You gain -500 INTELLIGENCE POINTS
You have begun bleeding again
You now how mild levitation
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Read a book
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>>133436
You stare into the void and it stares back
You tell the void you aren't interested
The void backs down from its advances
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>>133462
Eat the strange things hanging at the top and bottom of our mouth.
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>>133462
I'm bored of this room. Use your retard strength and your floating concrete buddy to smash a man sized hole on the wall.
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Go back to work and ask for job back
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>>133434
You are already showering in your own blood
>>133455
You take out THE NON CORPORAL GUIDE ON HOW TO PLAY WHATEVER
You learn nothing
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>>133477
Imagine up a cool version of yourself.
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>>133482
no a lame one
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>>133484
Eh, I guess that would do fine as well.
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>>133482
We've lost 600 INTELLIGENCE POINTS, I don't think we are going to be doing much imagining right now
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>>133490
Its people like you that make non-believers. We're damn near smarter than the next guy.
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>>133466
You bite on your tongue
It tastes like blood
Attempts to eat teeth come up inconclusive
>>133471
You kool-aid man your way to the next room.
Its larger.
there is an eye with a curious gaze pointed at you.
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>>133494
make out with it
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>>133494
Equip the Eye to unlock our [THIRD EYE] Skillset and the abilities that follow suit.
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>>133494
Paint a pretty face for the wall eye with your tongue blood.
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>>133494
It's the Illuminati, wrap your hear in tin foil so they can't read your mind
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>>133503
Head
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>>133482
>>133484
>>133492
>>133490
>>133486
You imagine a version of you that is simultaneously lamer and cooler than yourself
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>>133507
Pull him out of the thought bubble.
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>>133498
>>133499
>>133503
You attempt to equip Illuminati by kissing it
Its gaze turns to one that is either horrible pain or pleasure
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>>133515
Call the eye a pervert for staring at you. Say it in the most Japanese high school-girl way possible.
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>>133515
Introduce the Eye to the WILD BEAST. Then take the Eye with us because it looks awefully bored
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>>133501
>>133511
The Cooler/Lamer version of you got away using his shitty skate board.
To compensate you draw things in your tongue blood
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>>133527
Give OP a moment to catch up with drawings and current events so we can have fun together as a family.
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>>133527
Give the eye a second eye and a mouth by drawing it with your head blood on the wall.
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>>133527
Also snatch that smug motherfuckers scatbored
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>>133529
Seconding.
So, where would you like to go on our family outing?
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>>133521
>>133532
You banter it with all the Japanese you know and charge WILD BEAST first into the eye
You now have THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN
You then insult the socket by finishing it off.
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>>133541
Check if the eyeball or eye socket is still alive.
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>>133541
Check the bonuses it gives us, be them stats or feats, and compare them with our current stats and feats, and get visual on our inventory
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>>133543
They THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN Writhing the the wall socket seems to be inactive
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>>133544
You bring up THE NON CORPORAL GUIDE ON HOW TO PLAY WHATEVER to see these important Stats >>133477
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>>133550
>They THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN Writhing the the wall socket seems to be inactive
I seem to be having brain problems
THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN is writhing violently while the wall socket seems to be inactive
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>>133553
Take the eye and put your penis in it and then ask the giant head hoe he likes his steak.
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Remove concrete from head and insert eye
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>>133553
levitate through the eye socket
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>>133550
Snake through the eye socket.
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>>133556
After giving it THE GOOD DICKING you take out the WILD BEAST and put in its place THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN
It does nothing but you can now hear its thoughts
It doesn't seem to like tou
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>>133565
Use your giant COCK as a staff and summon a portal to leave this concrete hell hole
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>>133565
wear the wild beast as a hat over the eye. wouldnt want our eyepal to be uncomfy
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>>133565
The eye's stem merges with your brain through your cracked skull hole.
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>>133561
>>133563
You let WILD BEAST to lead the way through the eye hole and out to the EYE ANUS where the first thing you see is a chocolate donut.
The THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN continues to hate you.
>>133567
Your COCK level isn't good enough.
+2 to your COCK level for dicking the eye in the pupil.
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>>133579
Combine Chocolate Donut with one of the ironbar twins since theyre probably hungry
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>>133576
>>133568
You place WILD BEAST on top of THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN.
THE HAT OF SCREECHING EYE PAIN is now fully connected to your skull. You can now see out of it.
The Eye realizes that you already hate yourself more than it could possibly hate you despite its position.
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Try to become friends with the eye (at least then we will have one)
Ask the eye what it would like to do and about where it came from
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>>133580
Now you look like a ring toss game
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Your head wound heals and mutates into an eye socket.
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>>133585
>one
nigga we have like 4 friends so far
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>>133579
Call out Brock Lesnar and challenge him to a hardcore match
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>>133587
Explore room
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>>133589
Be nice to have one with sentience though you know rather than inanimate objects.
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>>133593
wow is that how you see all your friends?
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>>133585
You become acquainted with your new friend. It says it was once a beholder but some guy took the main eye while it was sleeping and ran away. when he woke up put it here. Its been so long that it has forgot magic.
He would like a new body, but yours is fine for now. It also wanted to be a singer, but it can't in its current situation.

Sorry but I need sleep
I'll come back tomorrow.
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>>133592
halfway into the room you encounter THE WORST STATUE OF BROCK LESNAR EVER MADE
you also fine a bowling pin.
You proceed to berate the Brock Lesnar statue
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>>134752
You then suplex said statue because its hard to draw
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>>134774
Behind THE WORST STATUE OF BROCK LESNAR EVER MADE was a door!
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>>134844
On the far wall you see a hole
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>>134864

Insert Brock Lesnar's arm into your mouth.
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>>135048
Tastes like WILD BEAST
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>>135048

Whip out your lvl 2 massive dong and piss into the hole in the wall, like a Russian seahorse
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>>135157
You hear gurgling and loud hissing
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>>135157
out from the hole comes A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER
"I WILL DRINK YOUR SPINAL FLUID"
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>>135207
drink its red text fluid
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>>135236
"come on dude, stop that"
You make A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER uncomfortable
+1 to your COCK level
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>>135266
Put him on our non-donut ironbar friend so that they can become friends together. A fitting start to get our new buddy introduced to our friendly gang
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>>135278
"wait wha-"
you place him on your free BAR FRIEND.
He's gone awfully quite all of the sudden.
Eye friend seems concerned.
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>>135305
Be concerned too that our donut disappeared for a moment, then levitate through the Stupid Looker's hidey hole. it seems hes forgotten his clothes so we ought to help him out since we're the ones who intruded on him
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>>135335
You become concerned with the artist's ability to give a shit
Its dark in here
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>>135374
ask your eye friend to help you out and tell you whats around you. Why you gotta be this way Vince? what's wrong baby, communicate with us here and we can work this out. (inb4 H2P Whatever)
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>>135424
The Eye says that it cant see either until...
>>135374
*click*
HELLO THERE YOUNG SIRE. WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MY CHAMBER?"

"AHHH! I SEE YOU HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THE MONSTER THAT HAS TERRORIZED ME FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW! YOU TRULY ARE A HERO"
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>>135443
Take his crown and scuttle through the vents before it gets even more violent
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>>135443
kick it
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>>135443
hiss, scraw, scream, claw, and bite at it.
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>>135451
>>135503
You kick it, quickly snatch the crow from the immobile EGG KING and smash through the vent using your retard strength.
"YOUR TENACITY IS QUITE UNCALLED FOR SIRE, IF YOU WISHED TO HAVE MY DECOY PAPER MACHE CROWN, YOU COULD HAVE ASKED"
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>>135513
KEEP GOING BEFORE IT GETS YOU.
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>>135513
go back for its magic pants and suckle out its blue text fluid if it gives us any lip. prepare for a dashibg escape
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>>135513
start peeing it will help you slide to leave
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>>135533
>>135552
You consider briefly to go back for fluids but you IRRATIONAL AND INTENSE PHOBIA OF GIANT EGGS cause you to reject that possibility
"FAIR THEE WELL SIRE, YOU MAY RETURN AT ANY TIME, AND MAY YOU FEEL AT HOME WHEN YOU DO"
There is a fork in the vents

Go Right? Or to THE ALLIGATOR FARM?
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>>135578
ALLIGATOR FARM
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>>135578
Dig your way out and opt out, Eggs are never to be trusted, not even in ultimatum
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>>135592
You attempt to dig your own way out, but end up in THE ALLIGATOR FARM anyways.
The Eye mentions he finds Alligators neat.
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>>135616
Don crown and become John Johnson, friend to many.
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>>135616
rape the alligators
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*please excuse the delay, we were experiencing technical difficulty*
>>135635
>>135623
You don the PAPER MACHE CROWN with pride while sticking your dick inside a alligator
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>>135696
Explore the room and name our new codpiece Humphrey
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>>135703
Humphrey adds +3 to your COCK level.
Its seems concerned
The room big, thats for sure.
Go Right or Ahead?
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>>135742
ahead and to the right
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>>135746
To go to the tree for advice.
He's a quite one
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>>135769
check his afro for loot and friends.
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Die
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>>135769
Live
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>>135775
"Howdy"
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>>135818
pet the gator
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>>135818
Shoot red at him and add him to our codpiece so we can inherit his green. Obtain its strange device for a weapon. 2100 Clayton
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>>135858
>>135853
>>135818
Those two, and use the 210p Clayton to demolish the house wall infront of us so we can get inside. look for more gators to add to our codpiece
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scrap all the other posters ideas.

instead focus on attacking with full offense from left bicept directly for the most powerful sidewinder machine fist attack his gator will see. assume the full nelson and deliver justice to alligator hide.
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>>135853
>>135858
>>135866
You attempt to woo the gator into additional codpieceness.

Aww shucks, I appreciate the gesture I guess but this ol' gator ain't fit for no more foolin' around. Iffin you like , you could come in. I'll even show you my guitar."

You demolish the door by smashing your hand into a metal protrusions and twisting it. You then flail the door open in a manner that could be perceived as aggressive
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>>135969
Take his 2100 Clayton, and wear its glasses to establish dominance since it doesn't want to be our friend. Give it kisses to establish dominance too while we suckle out its green text fluid
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>>135959
>>136003
You establish dominance and put the gator in full nelson.
Said Gator Disapproves
Your attempts to suck out its fluids fail thus far
Now what.
Now what.
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>>136041
Try like a gentleman. We need that 2100 Clayton Guitar and those fluids since we can't have them as a codpiece. Apologize profusely and blame the eye like a good friend would do.
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>>136041
Regain color.
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>>136116
You apologize and The Gator, while shaken, seems to be ok.
In return, the Gator attempts to give you fruit punch, as it doesn't not understand your clear requests for color juice.
It also offers a trade for the guitar with pie.
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>>136193
Only agree to trade if they agree to be both our friend and 2nd layer codpiece for all eternity. this is bartering sweetheart. Give our stupid looking monster friend a sip of some juice since he looks thirsty
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You give your friend some swamp drank
A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER is a messy drinker.
The Gator asks why you want it so bad when you already have its kid.
The Eye is feeling embarrassed by this whole situation and wants to leave.
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>>136318
Become offended, mark them as our enemy and sworn nemesis, and leave the tree. head right.
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>>136362
You take its stuff and both Gators look distressed.
You see a stump and a cave in the distance.
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>>136454
test our guitar out on that flesh-eating stump
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>>136454
obtain pistol from underneath stump, and take the harpoon embedded in it.
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>>136454
>>136482
Also give our WildBeast buddy that sick Go Back Hat to compliment its handsome shirt. Our friends love us for ordaining them with the finest fashionable attire.
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>>136482
You smash the guitar against the stump.
The Codpiece berates your for doing it.
Its really starting to hate you.
>>136489
You suddenly feel a sense of intense melancholy; or maybe just indigestion.
>>136513
You shove the sign into the WILD BEAST
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>>136568
Combine our glasses with our new harpoon, combine gun with guitar, enter the cave.
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>>136583
You create the SEEING EYE SPEAR and the SPY MASTER'S BROKEN GUITAR GUN.
You venture into the cave to find a crab
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>>136760
rip off its arms and pinch it do death with them
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>>136760
Use its corpse to reinforce our codpiece, no need for crabby friends, not to be racist or anything, heh.
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>>136766
You eviscerate the crab and use its shell as armor for the Codpiece. It tells you it hopes you die violently.
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>>136924
feed ourselves and our friends with the remaining crab flesh to strengthen our bodies and minds, then keep it movin through the cave.
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>>136924
give stupid looking monster left over crab arms for a weapon
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>>136945
You give everyone some crab and you find a large poster with words.
Codpiece says it tastes spoiled and Eye can't eat, but everyone else is quite
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>>137072
Keep going.
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>>133150
>What now
Locate time travel device and prevent all of this from ever happening.

Unless... You already did. In which case, panic.
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>>137102
read thread
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>>137095
You find CRAB NICHOLSON
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>>137209
Challenge him to a duel, and if he loses, to become our friend. If we lose, he can consume our soul at the cost of inheriting our body. Play your guitar at him. Reload if necessary.
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Eat the doughnut
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>>137221
>>137344
You offer your challenge and In preparation you eat your doughnut.
CARB NICHOLSON accepts.

"I sure do love soul food!"
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>>137616
Have our Eye friend sing to back us up in this endeavor as we tune our strings and begin playing. Have our monster friend help our eye making it a duet. Reload them too if necessary.
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>>137616
>>137643
The Eye chants a beautiful melody in your head. You hum along. A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER must be shy because he's quite
You fire...
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>>137690
Do that thing we always do to give Stupid Monster our POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. We need the extra power boost.
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>>137690
You land the shot!
CRAB NICHOLSON died!
He is now your companion!
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>>137731
give his sweet shades to your STUPID LOOKING MONSTER
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>>137731
Upgrade our seeing eye harpoon with his shades, Take his head andacquaint it with our lonely iron bar friend so they can get to know eachother. Use the rest of the crab's body to further reinforce our codpiece, and delve deeper in the cave.
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>>137728
>>137737
In celebration you dick A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER While putting the GATOR'S GLASSES on him
CRAB NICHOLSON gives you his SWEET SHADES and a BASKET OF EGGS in compensation for the trouble. you bestow upon him your METAL BAR FRIEND, which he greatly appreciates.
You then craft the SICK HARPOONTANG OF SHADES.
The cave ends here.
The Codpiece is beginning to lose hope
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>>137803
Combine Codpiece, the other bar friend and monster in to a hammer. also combine the gun
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>>137803
Equip Basket of Eggs for chest armor, attempt to summon another portal due to our heightened cock level. Put Codpiece over Stupid to make him snug and comfy, and put our jack nicholson crab friend back on our head, starting with the ironbar.
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>>137832
guntar*
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>>137832
>>137834
You craft the CROTCHULAR CLUSTERFUCK.
You wear the BASKET OF EGGS around your neck.
You make a portal just big enough for your dick.
Codpiece complains about how A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER is rotting
CRAB NICHOLSON enjoys your head

"Nice place ya got here."
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>>137847
You also re-craft the SPY MASTER'S BROKEN GUITAR GUN.
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>>137927
Craft Crab Nicholson in to a levitating motorcycle that is powered by the tortured soul of creature. Then use the massive cod piece weapon to reap more souls
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>>137938
enter the portal successfully, leaving no man behind, not even our nemesis.
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>wildbeast finally looks happy and dapper with its cute little hat from this perspective
Today is a good day op. good quest so far.
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>>137951
You take ROTTING CORPSE OF A STUPID LOOKING MONSTER, METAL BAR FRIEND and CRAB NICHOLSON to create GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON: the friend of all living things expect Slovenian children. Attempts to harvest souls with your DICK PORTAL and COCK come up inconclusive.

I think I'll stop for now guys
Post suggestions for what to do tomorrow.
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>>138029
Thank you for all the friends OP. i was nervous a shitter wouldve ruined our journey thus far. Is there a time we can expect you later?
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>>138067
Probably somewhere around 4AM if something doesn't happen
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>>138081
>AM
Jesus fuck no
PM*
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>>138029
Combine Sick Harpoontang with Paper Mache Crown
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>>138091
ok see ya then bb
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>>138029
Also do >>138001
whilist riding on our new tricycle steed friend
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>>138109
>>138128
>>138001
Through the magic of friendship you widen the DICK PORTAL to be able to cross through to the unknown lands ahead...
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>>141410
You are now in SLOVENIA
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>>141442
Use your entities on your head to find your next opponent
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>>141514
Do it but walk towards the opponent seductively when you find them
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>>141514
You find a small, frail Slovenian Child out in the wilderness.
GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON is sweating
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>>141565
You stride seductively while swaying your hips from side to side, jostling Codpiece around and making smacky lips.
GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON is sweating profusely
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>>141576
Take child and put in arm.
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>>141624
You have acquired Slovenian Child
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>>141653
IN, PUT CHILD IN ARM
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>>141653
You have shoved Slovenian Child through your arm.
Slovenian Child wants to go home.
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>>141700
does not matter, now go to slovakia, and repeat with other arm
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>>141700
Absorb child's hair and eyes
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>>141729
We already have 3 eyes, do we need more?
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>>141745
Yes
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>>141729
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>>141709
>>141729
>>141709
You absorb the child's eyes and hair color.
You wander attempt to wander to Slovakia Before you do a Slovenian Police officer stops you.
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>>141777
Become Slovenian police chief, speak retard at him until he moves.
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>>141777
>>141789
The Police officer then arrests GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON.
Your attempts to convince the officer with your self proclaimed chiefdom fails.
"Aw man, it was an accident I swear!"
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>>141805

Pretend to be Slovenian child, and accuse actual Slovenian child of assaulting you by penetrating your arm with his faggot head. Tell politseiskiy GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON was only trying to help you by sucking off Slovenian child until he leaves your arm.
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>>142105
Ehhh, remove child from all parts of this post, and that is what I think we should do, please remember that we have -600 intelligence.
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fucking slav poster. every damn time
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>>142105
>>142184
The politseiskiy arrests all of you because you are an accomplice.
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>>142210
shit. umm make retard put us *IN* politseiskiy
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>>142210
we dont let people bully our friends, not even ghostrider nicholson. arrest the cop and take his hat and badge after. Combing ghostrider bucholson with cop car
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>>142210

Use SPY MASTER'S BROKEN GUITAR GUN to shoot politseiskiy in his tiny slav cock
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>>142202
CHIKI BRIKI
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>>142253
pull these infidel into our reality and interrogate him. ask for directions too, since we dont seem to have a copore version of h2p whatever and we ended up in slovenia
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>>142249
>>142229
>>142228
You kill the politseiskiy out of friendship and he crashes his slavcar. GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON is crying tears of joy after this affair and is very happy at the state of the friendship.
>>142261
SlavJohnson squats away to fast for you to rip him out of your imagination
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>>142333
Give our eye the blonde hair as a token of appreciation, combine ghostnicholson with that slavpolice-polecar
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>>142333

absorb the power of trips
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>>142356
we cant just absorb things silly, we're biologically incapable, what do you think weve been doing all this time? augmenting ourselves with everything that came by and becoming a god devourerer? pfft, what a silly poster amirite?
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>>142347
"wait, don't you mean your blue ey-'"
Eye has no mouth but now must scream.
After absorbing the slavcar, GHOSTRIDER NICHOLSON turns into HOTROD NICHOLSON.
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>>142333
befriend trips
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>>142423
Find the exit to this dungeon and enter the next level, this one stiiinnnkks.
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>>142428
You break an entering into the nearest dungeon and find a barrel fire and a stump.
This one only has a note
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>>142469
Give our new child friend some new barrelfire overalls, and keep going without ever looking back.
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>>142495
I think I'll end this prematurely tonight guys, sorry, just have some unfinished stuff to do.
I'll try to come back tomorrow at the same time, but if I don't, know this. I will be back.
I will return
And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>142606
My hero..
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>>142469
It seems to be a good moment to check the mood of the party. Are they happy altogether? Do they long for something? If so, start fulfilling their wishes. If not - hell let's rest for a moment and have a barbecue!



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