Searching for an adventure on the high seas? Craving pirate fighting, awesome ships, surly barmaids and amazing artwork? Go stick an oar up your ass.Want to enjoy shitty sex scenes, scrapping over what waifu we'll have next, and generally magical-realming? Start rolling.Unfortunately thread 4 wasn't archived, so you'll have to glean what you can. Luckily, MOST of the story is in the Pastebin.http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKXPreviously:After dealing with the goblin leader with his dick, James and his wives decided to spend some down time at the goblin caves. Heading their own way, James found a goblin who had some fun with him with his dick, and he is currently having fun with her and her friends, drinking and messing around with his dick.tl;dr>Goblins>SexytimesStats:EXP GAINED: 775EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 275 (725/1000)ACHIEVEMENTS: Attained level 1LEVEL: 1CLASS: Cock MageSKILLS: NoneSPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin Dick, Tentacock
We are currently fucking two goblins, while a third is sucking one of their titties, and a fourth is off somewhere doing who knows what. What do?
>>154180Actually, thread 3 was the one not archived. Silly me.Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com//qstarchive/96808
Rolled 8 (1d10)Continue pleasing goblins, see if one wants to join us in adventures. Also G.top you have a twitter at all?
>>154235I do not.>Plowing the goblins like you do>They're loving it>McDonalds joke goes here>First chick tenses up and moans>Cums>Nice>Now for the other one>Press your thumb on her clit, rub>Doesn't take her long>Finally, there's only the third girl>Pull out of the others and give her a good dicking>When you're done, all of you are laying around, drunkenly cuddling>Bring up joining you on your adventure"I still don' want ta deal with that dragon...""Fuck, I'd fight it for another round a' this!""You do it then, ya crazy bitch.">Pat the assenting lady on the butt>She grins at you>Give her a kiss>Pass the fuck out because you're drunk and tired>Wake up the next morning>Only you and one gob girl laying down>She's not the one that said she would go along>Hm>Whatever, still a bit tired, curl up with her and enjoy laying there
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>154248gently wake up this goblin and ask where the one who said she'd join us is? Also it's good to get a twitter so we know when new threads are or if something happened like when you're net went out.
>>154267Getting a twitter account specifically for this quest seems a bit ludicrous.>Gently shake gob on the shoulder>She stirs>Looks up at you and smiles"Oi, hey there stud. Sleep well?">Yeah, thanks. Where's the girl who said she would like to join you last night?"Huh? I don' even remember who said tha'. I was drunk and just comin' down off a strong cunt blasting.">Well shit>Also, that's an almost disgusting way to put that>But anyway
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>154291Go track down our wives and get ready to move out, announce this and hopefully the gobo from last night will come forward to join us
>>154365I'll back this. And if you say so G.top
>>154365>Get up, start putting on clothes>Thank the gob for a good time>She winks at you"Any time.">Head out>Start looking for wives>They're oddly hard to find>Pick out Aalna first>She's at some fighting area>Facing off against three gobs>They all charge at once, screaming their heads off>Aalna ducks a little lower and twirls on her heel>Swats one out of the air with practice sword, and uses her momentum to waver another one>Dives forward>Third one swings at air>Aalna gains her balance and turns, charging the third>Dispatches her easily>Bops the third on the head playfully"All of you, dead. You need to coordinate better.""Ah, it's jus' a pain takin' out a giant fucker!">Aalna laughs"If you knew how to fight together you would have had me easily!">Hey, Aalna"Oh, James!">She steps over, handing off her practice sword"Come to spar, too?">Nah, that was some good relaxing>Better gather everyone and go"Huh? But I thought we were going to stay for a few days?">Uh...
>>154504We have a job to do.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>154504If you girls really want to, then we can stay a few days. They deserve some downtime
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>154504Sure we can relax for a bit (we should give some individual attention to our wives) and rolling for spar
>>154504Relax for a few days
Alright, since I've been bad at it, I'm going to dinner. Be back tonight.
>>155011Don't overdo it now.
>>154223>thread 3 was the one not archivedhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/65577/It doesn't show up when searching, but it's here.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>154504"welp then keep me from getting wasted as much as last night please. "
>>155630But it was fun being wasted with goblin babes
>>155693okay. The other suggestions sounds like "oh yeah I forgot we agreed on 'day*s*' of rest, not 'a single night'." with no explanation why MC wanted to move on.
>>155729To be fair we probably did forget, the last 'thread 5' was a bit of a clusterfuck near the end.
>>155546>>154187I is named "Waifu Quest #3" instead of "GreenText Quest 3" at sup/tg/ archive.
>>156654Hm, any way we can rename it?
>>156722Maybe contacting with the autor of sire sup/tg/. I don't see other way.
>>154580"I'd rather stay, I'm actually having a good time relaxing.">You call this relaxing?"Ha! This is nothing compared to fighting my sisters.""Oi, you fuckin' what? I'll kick yer ass!">Well alright..."If you really want to go I'll pack up, but I'd rather stay.">Well, okay.>Might as well go check on them anyway"Have fun. Alright, you little bitches. Let's go!">Sounds of fighting as you walk away>Hm>Now what?
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>157059Find Nellia, grope elf boobs for fun. After which we ask her if there's any way of appeasing the dragon so it doesn't murder us. If she doesn't know, as the goblin leader
Disappearing for the night because I'm trash. See you guys tomorrow. Sorry for the slow content recently, I've had so much shit go on and I've been busy, plus my fuckin' depression is kicking me in the nuts. Not so much I'm feeling like a sad fuck, but it makes me very not motivated to do anything, even when I usually love doing it.
>>157116See ya tomorrow G.top
>>157116You should try watching some anime. Classic FMA should make you feel better, especially this part.On an unrelated note, we need to get a dog-girl waifu soon.
>>157116Im just glad you are back. You do it better.
>>157072I am all for some Nellia and her great volumes of, er, knowledge. We could sneak up on her and do the groping while she tries to keep studying or giving us a lecture.>>157867>Dog waifu gives Zan a run for being lovey-dovey>Alway fighting with her over us, too>Head pats are pretty much foreplay>Cuddleslut>Oral fixation, so always wants to get her mouth on the bone[/spoiler]r[/spoiler]I think I can get behind this
>>158231I wouldn't mind it happening that way. And you never know, maybe we'll find a dog girl tribe hanging out somewhere.
>>154187>a fourth is off somewhere doing who knows whatplease no grimderp
>>157116No one is born to be trash. Trough life, man are formed by environment, education, and one's actions. That means you can always re-form yourself, by working on yourself. People are formable and changable. Our minds are powerful. You can change yourself by atuo-suggestion and affirmation*.Maybe you are somewhat trash, but you can change it. I don't say it will be easy. But you can. I also reccomend psychologist, they know what they are doing.* I must say I am not entire sure how much auto-suggestion works but it is worth a try.Sorry for posting that comment, trying to be some "white knight". Maybe I shouldn't. Idk
>>158231> He didn't get the joke .
>>159983It was a terrible joke and you should feel ashamed.
Holy shit dude is gone for like a week and then does like 3 posts? Fuck this.
>>159993It's the best joke and you should be ashamed.
>>160614That killed me man. god damn it.
>>160614Why do you do this Anon. You're opening up old wounds ;_;
>>160279Every time this happens, somebody should just take over the quest so that G.top can come back a week later, undo everything that happened in his absence, progress the story a few posts, and then disappear so that somebody else can completely derail the quest in a different direction. It'll be like a series of branching alternate realities.
>>161099And then the main story culminates in Protagonist absorbing all his other selves, gathering the members of his regular and AU harem and getting some sort of MULTIVERSAL TIER dick magic?
>>161099Checked, also why the fuck should anybody have to run HIS quest? Fucking faggots should run them if they don't have time to run on there own.
>>161099I'm pretty sure the last guy was pretty butthurt about it, so I doubt he's coming back. But if you'd like to try, go nuts. I can't write for shit.
>>161127>>161099these ideas are retarded, please kill yourselves.
>>161139Fuck off Gtop
>>161145How about not being a fucking faggot and trying to highjack somebody ELSES ideas?
>>161197fuck off Gtop
Sooooo post soon?
>>161709After work. In 7/8 hours. Sorry you guys.
Nah it's cool take your time
>>157072>Wander around some more>Spot Galla at some point, though she quickly disappears>Where would you be if you were an elf nerd?>Probably studying some shit>What is there to study here?>Goblins, you would guess>There's fucking goblins everywhere>Hospital, maybe?>Check where the sick gobs go>Nope>Wtf where is she?>Tempted to just start yelling for her>Spot Vanyal>Hey!>She looks at you, blinks, then hurriedly walks off>This bitch>Follow her>She ducks down a few caverns>Fucking lose her>GODDAMNIT>Well this sucks>Hear the sound of music coming from a one room>Might as well have fun after this bullshit>Go in>A bunch of goblins dancing>AND ALSO NELLIA>She's in the middle, smiling and twirling around>Cute>Vanyal is actually smiling, too, clapping along to the music>She spots you and quickly puts her hands to her sides>Attempts to glare at you>Doesn't work because of her deep blush>Might as well approach Nellia>Go up"Oh! James! This is so incredibly fun!">Looks like it>Hey, could you tell me anything about the dra->She grabs your hand and pulls you to her>She starts manhandling you, forcing you to dance>SHIT"Well, come on! I know you can move your hips, at least!">She makes a good point>Try your best to dance with her>Stumble around like a dork>Have a lot of fun, though>Nellia looks happy, smiling and laughing when you fuck up>Eventually you both make it to the edge of the room>Collapse into chairs, gasping"You always manage... to make take my breath away... haha.">She leans on you a bit>Pat her shoulder"Oh, yes... Didn't you want something?">The drago->Vanyal materializes next to you two"Hmph. Well, you two certainly looked like you had fun.">Yeah, a lot of fun."Well, good for you then. I would never dance to such wild music. Elves should move gracefully, to beautiful music.">She looks out at the dance floor at the goblins hopping about>Seems a little sad>HmSwitching to elves. Also, a quick reminder of what Nellia looks like.>>163022Yes
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>163142Try to convince Vaynal to dance with you
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>163163this
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>163163>>163184lemme roll this
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>163163ThisShe knows she wants it.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>163163You mean torture our prisoner to a lowly commoner celebration
>>163197>>163163I agree. She needs to loosen up and have some fun
>>163163>Ask Vanyal if she wants to dance"What? Of... of course not! I wouldn't dance with these goblins, nor you, and especially not to this music in such a way!">It would be fun"I have seen part of what you call 'fun'. I'll have no part of it.">This isn't fucking geez>Look at Nellia>She shrugs>You know what?>This bitch is having some fun>Grab her by the hand like Nellia grabbed you"Ah! Unhand me, I said I won't be a part of this!">Not really resisting, though>Start dancing like before>A bit better>Vanyal is awkward, watching her feet and blushing profusely>Only moving when you make her>Tilt her head up>Come on, have some fun>No one is going to judge you>She nods very slightly>Starts to move a little>Nah, better kick it up a notch>Grab her and twirl around with her>She jumps, but starts smiling halfway through>Back to normal dancing>She gets into it, much better than you were>Swaying, moving, laughing>Just enjoy it with her>Slowly make your way back to Nellia, who is now sitting up and swaying along to the music, watching you and Vanyal with a smile>Plop your tired ass down>Grin at Vanyal>She looks away>Still smiling, though>Well, that was a blast.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>163236Grab some goblin that'll lend her kitchen for some foreign cuisine.
>>163246Is this to get that elf food made? If so, I suppose now is as good a time as any to try it
>>163264yes it is.
>>163281Oh you're that guy. I'm down with that plan.
>>163313inb4 "duh, ofc I don't have elf ingredients".
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>163281
>>163331Well Nellia is smart, maybe she can find some replacement ingredients
>>163392replace the milk with semen
>>163422That's if it needs milk at all.
>>163246>Shit, you're hungry>Ask Vanyal and Nellia if they can cook"Oh, well, I understand the basics of cooking. Heat distribution and proper addition of spices are key, as well as...""No, he wants to know if we're capable of cooking a meal.""Ah... I technically haven't cooked a meal before.""Hmph. Well, I have cooked many dishes, though I don't think these creatures will have what I need.">Might as well ask>Get a goblin's attention and ask her about cooking stuff"Well, if'n yer gonna cook, you should 'ead to tha mess hall. Ther's plenty a' foodstuffs there.">Cool>Get Nellia and Vanyal on their feet and head over>Into the kitchen>Vanyal starts snooping in the storage"Hm. They surprisingly have a lot. I can make us something decent.">Sweet! You've been wanting to try elf cooking."Ah, you have heard how it is coveted through the land, no doubt. Yes, elven dishes are quite delectable.">So you've heard>Sit around and watching Vanyal cook
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>163458See if there's an apron for her to wear.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>163474better take off her clothes underneath the apron too, wouldn't want to get them dirty
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>163480indeed
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>163480yup
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>163480Strictly for science!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>163480Same
>>163480>Rummage around in the kitchen yourself, away from the food>Find tiny goblin apron>Get great idea>Y'know, Vanyal, you really don't want to get your fine elven clothes dirty while you cook"Ah! You're right. So far from home these are some of the only well made clothes I'll be able to get.">Well, might as well put this on to keep them clean."Well... Thank you.">She accepts the apron and goes to put it on>Wait>She look at you>It's small, so it won't protect you well>Better take your other clothes off>Just to be safe>She blinks>Looks a bit mad"Of course you would simply try to get me out of my clothes! Such an obscene man. Are all humans like you?">Nellia giggles"Well, he does have a point. The surface area is too small to sufficiently protect your clothes, but it will cover your vital areas... Well, most of them.">She giggles again>Vanyal goes red"Nellia! How can you join him in these perversions?""Oh, well, it is a bit funny...""Hmph. I'm surrounded by degenerates."
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>163681V is true waifu. Propose to her.
Rolled 8 (1d10)Try to convince her into doing it.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>163681>Don't worry about it Vanyal. Here, I'll do it too.Take clothes off and put on an apron
>>163709haha may as well. We're all one big family and such
>>163709>Start taking off clothes>Vanyal looks away"S-stop that! There is no need to remove anything!">No big deal, just trying to make you feel comfortable."Well, you are failing spectacularly! I feel incredibly uncomfortable, thank you.""Would it make you feel any better if I removed my articles of clothing as well?""No, Nellia!">Nellia giggles again"I wish you two wouldn't toy with me so much.">She turns around angrily"It is v-v-very...">At this point you've taken off all of your clothes and put on the tiny goblin apron>It basically just hides some of your chest and stomach>Everything else hanging out>Vanyal just... stares>For a moment, anyway, before spinning back around"Why, I just... Augh!">Come on, Vanyal. It's not a big deal. You've seen worse"I certainly have, and I won't be a part of it.">Like how you wouldn't be a part of dancing?>That was fun, wasn't it?"This is... different, obviously.">Well, how do you know if you don't try."... F-fine. But don't watch me remove my clothes!">Okay>Cover your eyes>Wait>Ask if you can look"No!">Wait some more>It shouldn't take this long>Now?"N-No.""She is done, actually.""Nellia!">Uncover eyes>Vanyal is standing there, just as barely covered by the apron as you>Face as red as a tomato>Very cute>Lovely pussy, too"D-Don't stare so hard. This is only to keep my clothes from getting soiled, remember?"
Rolled 1 (1d10)Have an elven cooking fest
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>163852Help her make some of that famous elf food. Preferably the kind that makes men horny
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>163852Is she supposed to look like Muramasa? If so get a little closer to her and tell her how good she looks.
>>163875Vanyal is tall and has black hair. I don't think we ever got a more precise description than that
>>163875I'm just posting pics of elves. She looks nothing like Muramasa.
>>163870this, and require some hands-on teaching on how to handle the tools.
>>163870I roll a one assume dice god hates me.See next guy roll10.Dice gods are working against me.
>>163887muh immersion ;_;
>>163892I mean picrelated
>>163917Well I mean, we can always just assume she looks that way.
Here's the description of Vaynal from thread #3>Third is a tall, milky skinned, flowing black haired chickAalna also called her a "skinny cunt", though maybe everyone seems skinny compared to an orc.
>>163943But you'd be wrong.
>>163958It's pretty cute how she considers herself part of the harem and then tries so hard to deny it
>>163960Oh I'm aware. Just silly headcanon stuff. Actually, this has me wondering if Dark Elves are a thing
>>164036Yeah, totally. I'm gonna go eat. Be back in a while.
>>164111Then do they count as a different race?
>>164123Let's say no. Subrace?
>>164131Subrace sounds about right.
>>163246Thanks for that, Anon.>>163681co/ck/ here. Don't cook naked, it's asking for troubles.>>163870If she (falsely) claims she doesn't know any aphrodisiac recipe, we still have our horny-tea. It's very potent, even the smell made us horny iirc, don't overdose it.
>>164496Mind explaining while cooking in a naked apron isn't wise? I've always heard it isn't and I have a inkling as to why, I'd just prefer a more in depth explanation.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>164614Things tend to splatter when being cooked, hot liquids on bare skin = bad.
>>164614If I were to wager a guess. You have things like frying oils, hot elements/grills, boiling water. You're asking to get burned or scalded at the very least.
>>164496Nellia should also know the recipe, even if she hasn't actually made it before
>>164670>>164673Ah I figured it was something like that.
>>164614There are many hot, sharp and spiky things in a kitchen. And a small wound that would have been protected by simple fabric can make you slip with a more dangerous tool.
>>164825It's fine, elvish are renowned for food quality, despite the deceiving monotony of the only ingredient. It's all in the peeling.
>>163870>Well, we're ready. Time to cook."What, you're just going to leave it at that? No trying to lay with me?">Do you want to?"No! Of course not. I was just... surprised at your restraint.">Well okay"What sort of dish did you want to make, anyway?">Uh
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>164997food that makes us horny, similar to the tea we got from NemiiNellia mentioned it (sort of) when we met her in the library>"Oh, yes! Elven cooking is very enjoyed by most humans. Some dishes can... even induce..."
>>165052Why do anime girls with thick eyebrows get my dick so hard?
>>164997Nyotaimori. (James is the plate).
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>164997whatever elf dish can be made the best with what we have?>>165063G.top don't be fooled.
>>165172You son of a bitch.
>>165199You're killing me, bruh.>>165096>Whatever is the best with what we have, you suppose"We can make quite a few things. These goblins are shockingly well stocked.">Guess they trade.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>165257Well then, how about something sweet?
Rolled 10 (1d10)Something spicy then sweet (totally not related to sourpatch kids)
My God! the dice gods have forgiven me!
>>165281And with this singular post, you jinxed it.>>165274I'll back this
Rolled 5 (1d10)I'm testing this "jinx'
Naw we gud
>>165388Fool someone once, shame on them, fool someone twice, shame on you, fool someone thrice, you get punched in the face.
>>165422Haven't been fooled "yet"YET
>>165442Not you, the dice god.
>>165274>Something spicy that becomes sweet?"Hm. An interesting request. But, of course, I can do it.">She starts getting things together>Gather stuff at her, and occasionally Nellia's instruction>Have a pretty good time cooking with Vanyal>Get everything put together and finally have the meal cooking>Sit down>Well, that was actually fun"Agreed. I... haven't cooked in a while. It's refreshing to do something so... Simple.">You know...>There are other pretty simple things that you can do together>Put a hand on her thigh>She looks at your hand, a bit startled>She seems to have forgotten the two of you were naked>She jumps up and moves away towards the oven"I need to check the food...">She stands in front of the oven>Looks back at you, nervously>What?"D-Don't watch me look!">Uh>Why not?"Just don't!">Okay, fine>Cover your face again>Totally peeking this time, though>See her bent over, puss and ass on display, as she checks the food>Gorgeous>Quickly stop looking as she turns around"Alright, I'm done.">Remove hands>Nellia is smiling knowingly at you>Just shrug
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>165465tease Van more. It's fun.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>165465Maybe we should uncork a bottle of alcohol while we wait for the food to be ready?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>165465Drop something in her direction and ask her to pick it up
>>165500yeah, toss a makeshift wedding ring made out of straw or whatever you can find.
>>165465Nellia is a pretty rad wingman.Extra dickings for her
>>165553She really is. I knew there was a reason she's my favorite character so far.
>>165553Indeed we must reward her
>>165492>Seems like a good time for a drink!>Rummage around some more>Find some gob ale>Nah, you've had enough of that>Ooh, wine!>Human wine, boringly enough>Share glasses"What is this? Human wine? It can't be that good.""Well, human wine makers are considered some of the best. They tend to know how to age the wine well in the short span they have to age them. In fact...""Oh, enough. I'll drink it.">Sip on glasses>Pull the food out>Smells delicious>Eat over wine>Chat idly and enjoy things>The food is very hot, but becomes sweet, almost like ice cream, just before you swallow>Really fucking good>Goes great with the wine>Drink some more when food is done>Keep talking, bring up dancing again>Get up a little wobbly and ask Nellia to dance again"I can't, James, I'm full and tipsy.">Vanyal?>She thinks for a second"Alright. J-just because you helped with the f-food.">Gets up swaying worse than you>Wrap your arms around her"W-What is this?">It's a slow dance>Just move like this...>After a moment she puts her arms around you and sways slowly with you>Very relaxing>Hear Nellia chuckly"You two are quite cute."Sorry this took forever. I'm off to bed. See you guys after work tomorrow.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>166375'Accidentally' grind up against her ass a bit. We're drunk. We can't be blamed
>>166390"Accidentally" trip up, fall on top of her and insert your wand in her magic pot....she's been tsundere for the D for too long
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>166974Let me do it for you
>>166971seems like a good idea
>>167008UpvoteWe got a start somewhere I guess.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>166375Some gob comes into the kitchen, looking for a teapot
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>167008>>166971Make sure we d magic first
I kinda hate how I'm only motivated to do this every other day. Fuck.>>166971>Slowly moving with her>She relaxes onto you, closing her eyes>Get an idea>Sway a bit farther>"Slip">She yelps>Fall on top of her>Stare at each other>Start laughing>Run your hand across her face>She nuzzles against it>Lean close>Kiss her>She doesn't resist>Actually, she kisses you back>Break the kiss and smile at her>She looks away, blushing"You... You make me feel unlike I have ever felt. I... I don't know if I like it.">Well...>Focus>Shift your leg, rubbing your skin against hers>She squirms a little>Slide you hand down her side>She takes a deep breath>Move your hand between her thighs>A bit of wetness>Start rubbing her>She closes her eyes, sighing>Play with her cunt>She gets wetter>Starts moaning quietly>This is all incredibly adorable>Ask her if you can put it in>She opens her eyes and stares at you>Nods>Get into position>Press against her and slip in>Sharp breath>Looks down where the two of you are joined now>You look, too>A bit of blood>Wuh>Look at her again>Her face is even redder"... I have never... Before...">Tell her you'll go slow>Start fucking her>She's squirming and moaning>Pick up the pace>She gasps and her reactions get louder>Start hitting her clit>Suddenly she takes a huge breath and tenses up>Gets very tight>Aw shit>Bust in her>She starts cumming all over>Collapse next to her, both of you breathing heavy>Damn, that was good+200 EXP, 925/1000
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>169955Carry her to bed, she probably needs rest. Thank Nellia for being best wingman and she'll get extra dickings later (or now if she really wants).
>>170002should probably put her clothes (and ours) back on before doing that
>>170017oh uh yeah, this too.
>This post was an hour agoFuck, I'm drunk
>>170473You gotta stop hitting the bottle man.
>>170538I drink once a week with my friends
>>170542so the other 6 days you're drinking alone?
>>170549How do you think I do this quest?
>>170556While masturbating and Handholding?
>>170592How can I masturbate and hold my own hand at the same time?
>>170619You tell us, you're the QM
>>170619I guess you could try to interlock the fingers on both hands and do it that way.Might as well put a ring on it too, for your marriage fetish.
>>170002After doing that, I think we're due for a smoke. Ask Nellia if she wants to join. We're drunk, might as well get high with best elf.
>>170734I doubt there's any smokes here.
Rolled 64 (1d100)OP, if you're having trouble finding the motivation to continue this thing, find an endgame. Then reach it. Then finish the Quest. And then continue with a sequel quest if you really get back into the mood for it.Rinse and repeat. Everyone gets what they want, and sometimes it's better to start with a clean slate.Incidentally, rolling for our next Waifu...
>>170889Alien chick, roll again.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>170909Blue-skinned Oni girl next
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>170909>>170889sweet 30
Rolled 32, 26, 26, 49, 89 = 222 (5d100)>>170889Rolling until appropriate result. Take first setting-applicable waifu.
>>170959A Daemonette, hot
>>170959Kunochi is appropriate and the first applicable one, but maid also got dubs.So let us compromise!A ninja-maid.
Just as long as there is enough to satisfy our quest.
Rolled 68, 37, 6, 58, 75, 26, 85, 46, 49, 93, 53, 72, 14, 100, 31, 3, 90, 79, 75, 92, 88, 8, 75, 35, 40 = 1398 (25d100)>>170889Rolling one last time so everyone can pick their favorite waifu for the waifu wars
>>170959Ninja lesser demon confirmed for appearance.
>>171062Ninja maid demon or bust
>>171070Rolld 1d20; 10+ Ninja maid demon
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>171077I have faith
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>171089Let me help
>>170002>>170017>Get up to get cleaned>Vanyal fell asleep>You and Nellia clean her up and get her dressed>Get dressed yourself>Give Nellia a smack on the ass, saying thanks for being so helpful>She smiles at you"She needed to have some fun. I did as well. Exercise as well as intercourse has been proven to, ah... Ahaha, I can't remember exactly what it does, but it's good.">You need to go to bed too, hun>A good hard dicking for you later>She giggles again"I'm looking forward to it... husband.">She chuckles to herself"Just wanted to see how Kazzan feels.">Yep, she's drunk.>Scoop Vanyal up and head back to the rooms>Drop them off>Feeling pretty awake, actually>SHIT>Forgot to ask about the dragon>Ah, well>Later>Not to sure what to do now.>>171089The dice gods do not approve. Ninja demon it is
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>171132Walk around some dark parts of the caves and see if we happen to get attacked by a ninja demon. Maybe carry a maid outfit with us just in case...
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>171132Ask the gob leader about the dragon. Perhaps she can give us more info
>>170017 wow so prude>>170889 >>170921 >>170929 >Asari Kunoichi: "Quarian, the stars spell disaster."Mass effect 4's scenario budget cut confirmed
>>169955Can we please stop with this "it's her first time so she bleeds" ? Shit never happens in real life until you're RAVAGING her.Also please learn that hymen doesn't break when having sex. God damn these kids that only know about sex from porn.Still love your work but damn this bullshit has gone too far, even girls fucking believe it now
>>171561What are you expecting from Gtop? A Wealth of Actual sexual experience? Hell no. Hentai is all the majority of this thread have ever known.
>>171680I don't know what I was expecting, but still, no need to actually have sex to document yourself on human biology... right ?
>>171561This guy is an expert in elven hymen.
>>171699There's always a turnaround, isn't there ?Fine by me.
>>171561I needed something to indicate she was a virgin without her saying it because she wasn't going to. It was the most obvious thing. I would like to point out that I didn't say she was bleeding profusely. There can be a small amount of blood during some women's first time at intercourse, just like for some it does hurt just like in our Japanese porno mags and for others it doesn't. Kazzan and Galla were both virgins and this didn't happen.>>171144>Wander around some more>Find some darker caverns>Look around in there, enjoying your enhanced vision>Caves are much more bare, looks like no one comes here>Hear movement>Wazzat?>Look around>Nothing>Hm>More to the side>Quickly turn>It's fucking Galla"Hello James. I see you're somewhere you're not supposed to be. Ehehe, just the little rebel I know you are.">Wait, we're not supposed to be here?"Mmn, I guess we can be, but no one is here and there are no lights. It doesn't seem like some where we're allowed to be, no?">...>You guess not?
>>172408Well, I'll give you this one I guess. Not blaming you, though, just sick of seeing wrong stuff being propagated to that extent. could have done it with just being a little painful because that's a thing, and james saying stuff like "oh, is it.. " or whatever.Anyway, keep up the good work dude.
>>172423Yeah, I getcha. We all have shit that we get tired of seeing.
Rolled 10 (1d10)Also rolling to go further into caverns to find clues.We can see in the dark so I don't see a problem.
>>172543Clues for what?
>>172694he dedWhy are the goblins so suspiciousky nice and not rapey.
>>172694>>172852Oh, sounds intriguing. I might also posit clues for any tunnels that would lead to or past the dragon
>>172886I'll back this, maybe there's a path they don't know about yet.
look for some hidden treasureor maybe we'll find a bat/vampire girl
>>174602I like your thinking