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Oh shit nigger you're on an adventure or some shit. Choose your class.
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>>16860
what's in the mystery box?
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A thief, I'm niggarous of Welfara
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>>16864
what mystery box
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>>16860
Knight
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>>16860
>>16873
Can we have Thief's retarded half-brother, Thi4f instead?
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>>16873
the one in the bottom right corner
choose that one
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>>16877
But there's nothing here
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>>16875
Hello, I'm niggarous. How might you? You look a bit dimwitted.
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>>16881
it moved! after it
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>>16884
What moved
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>>16890
top left corner get it!
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>>16890
Select top left corner
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>>16898
The box reveals some more classes
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>>16904
bu there is another in the top right I want that
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>>16904
select top right corner
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>>16884
Niggarous chased after "it". He might not know what it is but has never stopped him before, for he once plundered an entire store in Furguston. Nothing can out run him!

*Rolling to catch up*
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>>16912
Fine geez
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>>16914
weeaboo pls
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>>16914
Mucha Lucha the Wrestler enters the party.
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>>16914
wrestler lock in
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>>16914
weeaboo, his quest will be to make anime real.
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>>16919
Ya sure about that m8
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>>16926
no weeaboo lock in
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>>16926
yes lock in
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>>16919
Greetings, beaner! I am Niggarous. From where do you hail, mu'nika?
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>>16926
Yesssssss
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>>16929
"I hail from the evil, discarded land of Chihuahua, Mexico. Y tu?"
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>>16928
Now, choose your quest
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Sellsword, Frogle Denkrieg
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>>16942
harass peasants
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>>16936
"I do not understand, could you speak a bit more clearly, your accent, it be horrendous." He stops and sizes Mucha Lucha up and ponders on the day that the mighty will finally rise.
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>>16942
BECOME NUMBAH ONE CHAMP.
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>>16942
BECOME EMPEROR
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>>16942
BECOME THE CHAMP
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>>16942
Numbah Juan champ!
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>>16948
Right, you're a wrestler on a quest to harrass some peasants. One final thing, what's your name? Do you wanna keep the name Mucha Lucha or do you want something else. Like Bob from Accounting.
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>>16950
"Is there something wrong with your cabeza? Open your ears, chango." Mucha folds his arms in discontent to Niggarous' ignorance.
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>>16962
Paul from Marketing
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>>16962
Muchaaaaaaaa lucha.
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>>16962
how about Loose Vernon
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>>16962
Change the name to Fetus Man
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>>16969
Ya sure m8
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>>16962
I think this nigger is ignoring the rest of us.
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>>16974
no make him >>16968
and an orc
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>>16974
Now I go forth and become champ.
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>>16974
Nah, Fetus man lock in
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>>16979
Yes a champ, at harrassing peasants.

Look there,s a peasant right there, ripe for ahrrassing.
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>>16986
give the peasant a good dicking in the ass
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>>16986
throw him into the ring
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>>16986
Caress his nipples with my strong hands.
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>>16986
Niggarous grand his trusty black Dingus, a black sword, and swings at the peasants head.
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>>16989
"Please sir, do not touch my ass"
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>>16986
fondle his nuts
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>>17000
touch it, upset him
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>>17000
finger ass's ass
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>>17000
Pet the ass.
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>>17000
suplex ass
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>>17000
Ask him to witness these trips
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>>17007
where
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>>17007
"But that's a 7"
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>>17013
hah fooled you! suplex him
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>>17013
"Not with that attitude."
Then suplex
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>>17019
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>>17026
Punch self in face
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>>17026
pull dagger out of asshole and stick it in my forehead
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>>17026
Put foot on top of him, and claim his land.
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>>17029
Why would you have an dagger in your asshole, anon? That's pretty weird
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>>17037
surprise cameo appearance
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>>17037
Punch that peasant for looking at me funny.
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>>17038
"HEre, peasant. Have some free gold from your generous king!"
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Oh yay. NaP!
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>>17037
the jews did this
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>>17044
pee on him
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>>17044
Challenge king to bout for the throne.
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>>17044
Challenge king
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>>17044
do the same!
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>>17049
YOu pee on the peasant
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>>17057
Everyone laughs at your small penis
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>>17057
Remove peasent's pants
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>>17057
as it turns out, the piss brings back life to the peasant
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>>17057
your dick falls off and peasant eats it turning him into a savage werewolf that furiously masturbates onto your face
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>>16914
Barbarian. We Hybrorian now.
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>>17059
Being laughed at by peasants, truly the mighty has fallen
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>>17072
Release your true form, John Cena.
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>>17072
Arrest them for bullying.
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>>17072
Paladins arrest you
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>>17072
you attempt to pull out another dagger from your asshole and cut your dick off
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>>17072
suplex them all
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>>17077
I love that your ID says 'd+ck' its like a warning
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>>17079
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>>17087
Steal their shit.
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>>17087
Consume them all
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>>17087
You cant hide from the truth. Seek the witch for male enhancement
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>>17083
top zozzle anon, i love that your ID says '46TpPbkY'. its like random numbers and stuff
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>>17092
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>>17089
Why would you want to steal their shit? Do you have a scat fetish anon? You can tell us, this is a safe place.
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>>17096
it all started when I was 5. My uncle billy was a plumber and...
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>>17096
Punch him in the no-face so hard his head flies off.
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>>17096
no place is safe, from your evil rival! not Mucha toodooa
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>>17096
Suplex anon for being a dumb nigger
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>>17094
I'm kidding bro, sorry bahahah.
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>>17098
Yes, tell us more
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>>17110
Offer him a beverage.
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>>17110
Anon suplexes him.
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>>17110
give him mess and send him on his way
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>>17117
Suddenly anon suplexes you!
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>>17124
Suck his dick
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>>17124
It was revealed that he is the king of peasants, Plebmore.

He reveals his true intent.
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>>17124
anon becomes the big bad
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>>17124
reverse it
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>>17110
Once upon time uncle billy told me to hold his doo-doo and then my peepee got really big and i lieked doo-doo for some reason then my uncle saw me and he touch my peepee then it got bigger and bigger until it sprayed white stuff all over and uncle billy mixed it with his doodoo and smeared it all over his face.
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>>17142

time travel by jumping onto peasant cocks and go all the way back to uncle billy time and suck hiss dick
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>>17137
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>>17148
snap him like a slim jim
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>>17154
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>>17166
Now that's dealt with find more peasants.
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>>17166
you're a piece of shit
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>>17166
Pound him into pudding
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>>17166
put him the friendzone
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>>17175
Note: results may vary
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>>17184
Its delicious
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>>17184
find and harass his mother
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>>17189
this
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>>17189
After killing anon, you find anon's mother. Who may or may not be another anon in a wig
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>>17195
Fucking run away, that's the face of evil.
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>>17195
Women do not exist in this peasant town. Kill the crossdresser
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>>17195
Offer her some flowers to apologize for hurting her son
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>>17195
fucc that mom
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>>17206
"Sorry, but your dick is too small"
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>>17208
suplex her
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>>17208
Suplex the town
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>>17208
steal wig
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>>17208

GIVE HER THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW
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>>17208
say you're sorry!
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>>17208
who says with my dick?
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>>17208
eat shit
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>>17215
"Okay, strange small-dicked man with non-existent sexual prowess"
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These numbers seem to only add up in this thread. Should we diceroll?
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>>17221
Leave my small peepee out of this
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>>17221
cry and masturbate
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>>17221
no she needs to say it,
then pout
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>>17221
Ask her what happened to her eyes
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>>17229
"lol okay insecure faggot" the anon's mom leaves

>>17223
I just pick the highest last digit in a minute since the first reply
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>>17235
Remove pants
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>>17235
new quest: find a way to increase dick size
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>>17235
become pesant killer
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>>17239
This, but have the other quest also active.
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>>17239
"Oh, then I have the perfect product for you!" says the friendly merchant
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>>17244
He looks suspicious.
Drop a penny and watch his reaction.
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>>17244
penis cream?
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>>17244
JUDEN!
GENOCIDE THE THE BIG NOSED MAN
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>>17244
Go super saiyan

Go even further beyond
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>>17247
The happy merchant immediately collects the penny.

"So, are you interested? I got a special potion just for men like you!"
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>>17256
Suplex him, take potion and his shekels.
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>>17256
can we afford it?
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>>17256
Check inventory.
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>>17258
this
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>>17259
"But of course my friend! This special MALE ENHANCER potion will surely make your...ahem..grow bigger! Only at the cheap affordable price of 5 gold coins!"

You have 6 gold coins
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>>17267
spend the gold and drink the potion
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>>17267
Make him drink it.
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>>17267
I'll take it it!
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>>17267
"But I don't even have an ahem"
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>>17267
Steal potion, drink quickly and beat him over the head with the bottle
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>>17269
"Ah! You want a demonstration! Of course! See! It totally works!"
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>>17276
Rip off his pants to reveal the truth
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>>17276
Ask if it has a side effect to make you Jewish
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>>17278
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>>17284
Run away
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>>17284
Attempt to supplex his nosedick.
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>>17284
So it does work. Buy it
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>>17284
Hitler shows up
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>>17284
steal his hat and his money.
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>>17289
You bought the potion
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>>17298
Enhance it with your wrestling magic
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>>17298
Deink it, but it makes your mask bigger.
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>>17298
Read behind the potion.
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>>17299
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>>17309
Now find someone to drink it in front of to impress them
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>>17309
now you get a nose dick with a mustache
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>>17309
Eat the whole thing, glass will make you stronger.
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>>17309
suplex the whole thing into your mouth
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>>17319
Your dick grew 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm

You also gain +1 HP from the glass
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>>17327
You also level up due to your wrestle enhancing done to it
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>>17327
Threaten to sue the merchant and call your lawyer.
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>>17327
Chase Jew wizard
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>>17327
Chase down and suplex the happy merchant.
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>>17334
"AHAHA! STUPID GOYIM! I SAID IT WOULD HAVE MADE YOUR DICK BIGGER. BUT I DIDN'T SAY BY HOW MUCH!" and then merchant wizard zaps away
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>>17340
Remove mask, shave any facial hair into a small square on your upper lip.
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>>17340
Wrestle magic flying leap! Chase!
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>>17340
Fuck reality, jump and chase him.
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>>17340
new quest wrestle wizards and bug peasants
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>>17340
Realize that a growth of 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm has actually quadrupled your penis size and that's actually a large increase
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>>17349
"Isn't that just a testament to how incredibly small your dick is though"
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>>17352
Suplex him.
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>>17352
Destroy him
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>>17352
Suplex him. Steal his dick.
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>>17352
Boast about your new large dick to him
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>>17347
>>17352
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>>17356
"C'mon man, even a toothpick is larger than that"
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>>17363
Suplex self.
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>>17352
Dong begins expanding exponentially, punching the peasant in his stupid face
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>>17363
Steal his dick
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>>17363
Begin your quest for a larger dick
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>>17357
>>17363
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>>17363
Find the world's largest toothpick.
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>>17367
Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!
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>>17364
Your frustration caused you to suplex yourself
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>>17379
Begin quest. Do not cry!
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>>17379
Final Boss Fight: Yourself
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>>17379
Study uromancy so we can make a real wiener potion.
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>>17384
Ah yes. After suplexing yourself. You were knocked out and went into your own mid to battle your own crippling sense of insecurity
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>>17390
realise that your shadow has a huge dick.
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>>17390
Counter Suplex
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>>17390
Eat him to gain his powers.
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>>17390
It has no dick
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>>17396
"Of course, I am you after all"
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>>17399
dropkick him
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>>17399
Laugh at that anon.
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>>17399
eat him to gain his dick powers!
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>>17399
"AHAH, THEN YOU HAVE MY ONE WEAKNESS!"

Throw peanuts at him. After all, you're allergic to those.
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>>17399
Unveil his mask
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>>17399
Cry a lot
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>>17399
erase him from existence
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>>17399
flipper dive
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>>17405
actually this, remember to wear gloves
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>>17407
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>>17405
Yes.
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>>17415
start crying together
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>>17419
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>>17415
Combine together, and notice that your dick has grown by half.
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>>17431
now kiss
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>>17431
Why are our dicks so small
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so is /qst/ working out or what?

can't get used to having IDs and what not
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>>17431
Your mutual grief causes you to fuse and combine your powers for the greater good.
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>>17443
I forgot to even look at the id's
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>>17438
"I dunno bro, I jsut dunno"
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>>17449
sad sex : initiate
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>>17449
get surgery or have your gene spliced, then
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>>17449
Fusion dance.
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>>17449
Attempt to woo dream women together
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>>17449
Suplex showdown.
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>>17454
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>>17461
Measure your new dicksize
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>>17461
BECOME.. yourself?
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>>17461
Fuse into super sumo
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>>17461
not much difference

0.1 + 0 is still 0.1 size of dick
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>>17467
You despair even more
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>>17474
Maybe it's time you end yoursself

Pull out gun
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>>17477
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>>17483
Shoot a peasant in the knee to make you feel better.
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>>17483
see a real wizard to splice your dick with an dragon's dick
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>>17483
Don't you dare to it, there's more to life than sexual satisfaction.

After all, you can always conquer the world.
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>>17483
Hey look. A meme skeleton
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>>17483
Shoot yourself in the butt so that the bullet makes your dick longer from the inside
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>>17487
Oh okay.

You put away your mind gun
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>>17483
Wait pull it out again
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>>17493
now conquer the world
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>>17493
PERSONA
SHOOT SELF IN HEAD
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>>17493
new quest

become a woman magically to escape shame
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>>17493
Wake up. Yes you can wake up
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>>17493
Crippling indecision makes your penis smaller
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This is getting boring
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>>17493
wrestle some wizards
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>>17498
You woke up from your self-induced coma
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>>17507
>>17497


>>17502
well this is a /qst/ testing quest anyway
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>>17507
You knocked your head during >>17026

Your penis is fine.
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>>17507
Your penis has grown 5 feet!
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>>17507
You were abducted by paladin aliens
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>>17509
Then you must find a wizard willing to help you
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>>17514
>>17513
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>>17514
find the sex-change witch instead
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>>17517
"ayy lmao"
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>>17514
You are a wizard
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>>17522
ask him if he can sex change you
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>>17522
Suplex them until they give you a bigger dick.
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>>17522
They give you a sex change oddly its a 3rd option from male or female
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Suplex a passing dragon, with gusto.
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>>17527
"That's heresy. We'll have to purge you if you keep pursuing that"
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>>17538
Purge him
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>>17538
fuck you
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Punch the alien in the face.
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>>17538
Demand a bigger dick, then.
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>>17539
NIgga you're not a paladin nor do you have access to holy powers
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>>17549
Respec as paladin
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>>17549
You get probed
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>>17549
activate.....THAT!
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>>17549
Use your lucha powers to emulate holy powers.
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>>17549
Forget this bs and go to fight some dumb nigger in an arena to get hot chix
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Take off your mask to reveal you were the ? box from the beginning
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>>17555
And so you are thrown into an alien arena to fight for their amusement.

Your first opponent: some spiky alien
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>>17562
Suplex it. Then eat it to gain its power of spikes.
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Cast Fist
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>>17562
laugh at his non existent dick to make yourself feel better.
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>>17562
Arm wrestle him
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>>17569
The spikes are his dicks.
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>>17569
At which point it unsheathes its spikedick
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>>17573
It stabs you with it
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>>17573
That's not real dick!
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>>17573
Suplex its dick.
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>>17573
SUPLEX
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>>17573
Show him your dick so that he loses his erection and then chop off his dick
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>>17578
"Realer than yours" it's mocking you now
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>>17586
Suplex spike dick
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>>17586
>>17585
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>>17586
KILL IT
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>>17586
Suplex him. Wear him as a full-body condom.
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>>17588
"What dick? Yours is literally too small for me or anyone to see"
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>>17597
Start stroking it
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>>17597
enlarge
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>>17599
Yes. Start stroking the spiky alien.
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>>17597
he didn't lose his errection, he must be gay!

laugh at him for being gay like it's 1984
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>>17599
"Why are you rubbing the air?"
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>>17605
Move closer while stroking it. Look him in the eyes.

Don't say "no homo."
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>>17605
>>17607
this, but say no homo
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>>17605
Punch self in face
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>>17607
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>>17612
Stroke his... pecs or whatever he has. Compliment his spikes.

Don't say "no homo."
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>>17612
Grab his horns and knee in face
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>>17615
"This is getting weird so I'm just going to kill you now"
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>>17621
Suplex him.

Whisper "no homo."
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>>17621
Keep rubbing him and remember to not say "No homo"
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>>17621
Blind him with your semen, because of your microdick it travels faster.
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>>17623
this x2
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>>17507
new quest: Your journey proceeds to an old brothel in the middle of a busy middle-east suburb.
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>>17625
But it also only managed to fly a little bit infront of you because your tiny dick can only shoot it out with so much force. You then received punch
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>>17631
Suplex the audience
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>>17631
taco him
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>>17631
The punch has caused you gain like 10 levels because you had so little experience
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>>17631
Kkkkkkaaaayyyyy oooohhh
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>>17638
You are immediately knocked out. Death will come shortly after
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>>17631
That's wrong, though.

If it travels with a large speed it also travels faster, plus microdicks are always pointing slightly upwards when erect.
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>>17644
Wake up in a hospital bed, missing an arm
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>>17644
Alien Paladin revives you. You are now another species.
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>>17644
Suplex the darkness.
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>>17646
>faster
further
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>>17644
What's the news on the rialto?
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>>17649
"Whoops, sorry about that. You got your ass beat so hard that we could only recover some part of you and put it in a tiny robot head"
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>>17659
Bbzzzt yay
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>>17659
Can you put me in a robot body with a big dick
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>>17659
jump off table and explore surroundings
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>>17659
become L33T_H4X0R
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>>17659
Ask for some sort of wheels or belt modifications to move around.
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>>17659
Attach new robot head to gundam body
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>>17665
You can't. Since you're just a head, you can't really move.
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>>17659
Suplex paladin
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>>17671
Download legs
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>>17671
See>>17670
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>>17671
Vibrate off the table.
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>>17671
wake up from this dream
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>>17671

scream until something happens
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>>17678
CANT WAKE UP

Because you're not freaming you silly billy
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>>17684
Ask for modifications in the form of belts/wheels and arms/clippers.
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>>17684
Paladin puts you a body out of carbdoard boxes
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run transcendence.bat
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>>17689
*builds
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>>17689
"Because I'm so nice, I'll even give you wheels to move around with"
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>>17693

find the nearest general store
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Seduce Rosie the maid
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>>17693
Paladin secrets holy piss onto box
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>>17693
start your new life as a supervillan
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>>17693
Run away
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>>17699
YOu have now decided to become a supervillain

[dramatic music]
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>>17693
Say I never asked for this.
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>>17705
The paladin purges you
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>>17705
Paladin stares you down and you correct yourself *super anti-hero
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>>17705
Get a super evil robot dick.
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>>17705
invest in Claw upgrade Dump cha
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>>17705
Make sure spikedick pays the price
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>>17709
"Because, you know, If you were actually a super villain. We'll have to destroy you. ayy lmao"
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>>17717
Run the paladin over and assimilate his body.
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>>17717
roll away from paladin
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>>17717
You are trained on star cruiser duties
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>>17722
"Right, first use this aparatus to remove any and all unwanted contaminations"

Basically they want you to clean up the dust in the ship
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>>17729
I wanna be wrestler again :(
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>>17729
Consume computer parts so you can grow a new body.
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Corral a giant dust bunny into the heat sink of the ships Main Cpu.>>17729
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>>17729
seppuku.
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>>17737
Clearly your life has lost all meaning when you can't suplex thigns anymore. So you kille yourself
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>>17729
Crash the ship with no survivors
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>>17729
find random parts in the ship and decide whether or not to attach them on yourself
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>>17743
Suplex grim reaper into letting you come back.
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>>17743
Robots don't die. They just get uploaded.

You're now software on the alien server.
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>>17743
Your parts are revived a thousand years in the future
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>>17749
But then it turns out the Grim Reaper was the World Heavyweight Champion and defeated you with a clean pinfall victory
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>>17762
You wake up back on the operating table

You are now a robot again, but an even shittier one
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>>17762
Your soul is then put in a jar
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>>17762
>>17753
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>>17768
And so ends the life of
Muchaaaaaaaa Lucha, harrasser of peasants and small dicked suplex man. Time for a new protag to suffer through the madness.
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>>17762
Special cameo by Simon. He's disgusted and leaves immediately
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>>17779
You are paladin
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>>17779
Paladin alien get
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>>17779
Wizard specializing in Uromancy.
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Felt hat the Wizard Lock in>>17779
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>>17786
Search Planes for Unlimited Cheese Plane
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>>17786
What kinda wizard are you though
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>>17793
Robot wizard
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>>17793
Necro
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>>17793
Portal wizard Summoner locked in
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>>17793
penis
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>>17793
Necro.
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>>17798
Also Warforged FTW lock in
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>>17793
Negro.
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Robot Uromancer/Portalist wizard.
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>>17793
Necro
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>>17798
You are now the portal wizard. Your power is to make portals to various places
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>>17810
Open a portal all the way to the beginning of spacetime
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>>17810
Make two portals in front of each other and break the universe.
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>>17810
Time to go to bikini model island
Yeah.
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>>17810
Make a portal back in time and save Muchaaaaa Lucha.
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>>17810
open portal into a time of superfuture
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>>17810
Open a portal to OP's house
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>>17810
portal to my wife's son's house
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>>17810
Open a Profitable waste disposal buisness
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>>17810
use portals to shit on the kings head.
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>>17819
Ah yes, the superfuture. It's the future where everyone has superpowers
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>>17826
That's annoying, skip a bit to the hyperfuture
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>>17826
chekc your dick size
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>>17826
Open a portal into their genes and absorb their powers through a portal into your genes.
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>>17826
Cough on someone there and release a super plague with your otherworldly germs.
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>>17826
So time travel is possible? Kill younger self and cause a paradox.
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>>17826
>>17828
Actually skip to the ultrafuture.
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>>17826
lets look at 10 minutes in the future
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>>17833
fuck no, skip to the quantumfuture
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>>17831
Once you have exposed countless worlds portal to a necromancer version of yourself for a team up.
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>>17829
It's an appropriate size for a wizard
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>>17837
That is, non-existent.
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>>17837
Character customization screen
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>>17837
Skip to omegafuture
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>>17837
Skip to being horny and spying on nude girls
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>>17837
Open portal to >>17793
Become uromancer. Become big dick mystic.
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>>17839
Of course, it's not like you're gonna use it anyway, being a wizard and all.
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Summon Cheese golem
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>>17851
Invite player two
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>>17851
Summon portal to hell
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>>17837
Skip to alternative future where your alternative self has a much bigger penis than you, murder him, then open a portal to transfer your mind to his body.
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>>17851
Create party
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>>17851
Open portal to >>17779
Become thief.
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>>17851
Open mystery box
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>>17857
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>>17867
PULL HIM OUT
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>>17867
surplex him
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>>17867
RESCUE Mucha Lucha! Then make a portal to Plane of Dick Growth.
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>>17867
Save Muchaaaaa Lucha from Hell.
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>>17867
Make Muchaaaaaa Lucha your companion
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Portal randomly until you find something neat
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>>17867
Offer saving him in exchange from becoming your apprentice.

Should he refuse he will know a fate worse than eternal hell.
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>>17867
You should go to a dimension inhabited by skeletons and drama
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>>17874
You pull out the strange masked man from hell
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>>17881
Take off the mask quickly!
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>>17879
But we only just got out of /tg/.

>>17881
Tell him you're on a quest for cock magic.
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Plane of elemental viagra
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>>17888
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>>17892
Open a portal to a magical realm!
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>>17881
Make a portal to heaven and toss him in there.
The dead should not be forcibly brought back to life.
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>>17892
Yes exactly
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>>17892
Imagine being able to summon dozens of cocks for free, and then frying them up. KFC for days, guy!
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>>17892
Give a reassurimg thumbs up
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>>17892
sell his soul to asmudeus for larger peen
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>>17894
Oh shit it's OP's house
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>>17912
Pull him through the portal.
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>>17912
steal his nems
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>>17912
Ask him for clues on how to achieve the perfect cock magic.
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>>17912
flip him off
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>>17912
Throw Mucha Lucha into the portal, quick!

>>17919
Plot for world domination through low self-esteem via chemicals that reduce dick size
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>>17918
You got some nems. Strange pork wrapped in leaves
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>>17930
Gotta get that poak bun!
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>>17930
Eat for magic boost
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>>17930
give him dah bird
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>>17930
open a portal to some muslims and throw the pork at them
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>>17930
Portal to /tg/
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>>17930
OP takes wizard hat in exchange
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>>17930
Give them to Mucha Lucha, open a portal to chef planet, toss Mucha Lucha in there while bidding good luck.
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>>17930
Make OP perform cock magic.
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>>17938
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>>17945
Throw mucha lucha in there and then eat your poak buns
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>>17945
Go to /qst/
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>>17945
wizard wonders why so many dick jokes
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>>17945
Establish portal as public toilet and refuse dump.
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>>17949
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>>17957
Find own thread
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>>17957
Quick get to that quest thing
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>>17957
Go into Quest thing.
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>>17957
Shitpost until you get banned
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>>17957
go to

>>4423
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>>17957
find not a pally thread
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>>17968
Damn, look at this shitter
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>>17973
Now pull the thief out.
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Once at NaP thread, throw Lucha into the portal as he has been character selected. We now know where OPs characters come from.
>>17973
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>>17973
make dick till it isn't funny any more
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>>17973
Shitpost in it, it's a stupid thread
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>>17973
REealise thread is controlling your life.

next post shows you future.
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>>17973
Select thief.
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>>17978
It was you all along!
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>>17973
Find yourself. Tell him to never give up hope.
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>>17988
Proceed to post the next drawing
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>>17988
Prevent the happy merchant from flying off.
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>>17988
mind is blown
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>>17988
It was. Bwahah
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>>17991
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>>17988
Shitpost.
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>>18005
Pat yourself on the back
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>>18005
It all crumbles
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>>18005
Kill the happy merchant and take his place.
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>>18005
tell yourself that lump needs to be looked at
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It was Me Dio!
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>>18018
"Here, let me help you with that"
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>>18023
Shoot jew
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>>18005
Set up portal from bottom of toilet to top of some important statue of some important figure.
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>>18023
It's fucking cancer! Go to a fucking hospital right fucking now you fucking faggot!
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>>18023
2 center mass rest in the face
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>>18023
Aim for it's nose. It's a big target. Can't miss.
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>>18028
"No need"

Then you were shot to death by Portal Wizard 2 for knowing too much.

Game Over
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>>18038
Nuh uh
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>>18038
Select thief.
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>>18038
Infinite time loop break and the thread tears itself apart
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>>18038
Bravo Nolan!
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>>18038
Follow wizard 2 and attend the intergalactic interdimensional, timeless association of the wizards who have transcended space-time (IITAWWHTST)
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>>18038
select orc business man
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>>18005
So fucking meta
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>>18052
2nd
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>>18048
"lmao"

And now other protag
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>>18057
Scroll down, looks like there's more options
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>>18057
Paladin
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>>18057
sellsword
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>>18057
Spider-man
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>>18057
I select hat
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>>18057
Upper-right ghost dude.
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>>18057
>>18054
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>>16860
>knight
>wizard
>thief

I can't decide
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>>18059
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>>18075
Paladin
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>>18075
Scroll down more
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>>18075
2nded orc buiness man
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>>18075
Golem! Protect the jews from the dirty heathens!
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>>18075
Scroll down.
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>>18079
Winner
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>>18079
Ya sure m8
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>>18086
Nah, golem and lock in
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>>18086
Golem.
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>>18086
Multirace orcgolem
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>>18086
JEWISH GOLEM
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>>18086
Paladin lock in
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>>18099
YOu are now the Paladin. Your job is to purge evil and keep the land safe, yadda yadda yadda. Watch out for necros!
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>>18086 coinjoined orc golem buisness partners lock in
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>>18109
PURGE EVIL
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>>18109
Distribute Stat points
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>>18109
Watch out for negros.
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>>18109
check dick size lawl
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>>18109

Go on quest to eradicate evil (niggers)
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>>18119
It's about the size of a greatsword. Probably why the evil undead hate you so much.

A lich and his band of skeletons look at you angrily as you thought this aloud
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>>18129
Hey look! A weeabo skeleton!
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>>18129
purge them
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>>18129
By the power of Greyskull!
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>>18129
purge them all
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>>18129
Time to distribute your stat points
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>>18137
"FUCK YOUUUU PALADIN" the lich screamed as he makes his escape back to his crypt
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>>18129
"You got a boner for this polished sword? GAAAAAAY"
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>>18149
rape him
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>>18149
Scream holy words at him
>>
>>18149
rape him
>>
>>18149
Catch that necro!
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>>18149
Erect your mighty pork sword to seal the crypt.
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>>18156
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>>18159
"SHIT"
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>>18166
jump on your mighty steed and catch that spawn of hell
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>>18166
Hey OP or anyone, does this board not auto update?
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>>18166
Cast resurrect on loch and make him a normal man ( or woman, whatever)
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>>18166

can we go back to /v/? this place is boring
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>>18166
kill everything

>>18171
Happens sometimes. Clear cookies and try again.
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>>18166
set it on holy fire
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>>18166
Get on your sanctified harley and ride the lich down.

"DEUS VULT!"
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>>18171
Works fine fer me
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>>18175
But who's Loch though
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>>18195
A cute little girl you've known since childhood
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>>18197
>known

fucked

ftfy
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>>18195
LOC DOGG

IE. SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>18195
>he doesn't know Loch
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>>18197
Oh, that Loch
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>>18208
put her on your shoulders, open a portal to disneyland
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>>18208
Guide Loch on banishing skeletors like this guy
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>>18208
Cast Loch at Lich
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>>18208
she's your paladin apprentice
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>>18208
Steal Loch and make her your loli companion
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>>18216
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When I switch tabs I get a countdown that gets stuck on 1 and the countdown restarts when I switch back and forth. I also already cleared cookies and shit and restarted browser. It's very weird.
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>>18223
She murderizes him
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>>18229
"Wait, what are you do--OH GOD NOOOO--"
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>>18223
Lich is actually your wife. Loch is your child.

She grew mad when she couldn't get that sweet paladin dick.
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>>18242
Pat her on the helmet for doing a good job at purging evil.
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>>18242
Paladin learns to fly with money
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>>18242
Cool
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>>18248
You can now fly. It's powered by the money you're carrying.

>>18246
Nice
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>>18254
Call up the pope and tell him to prep a wine and taco party for our success.
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>>18225
Actually I wasn't getting the issue before but now I am after you mentioned it. DID YOU DO THIS?
>>18254
Loch learns to fly too
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>>18258
"Yeah sure whatever"
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>>18260

Pope ties his mustache into bow
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>>18260
You and Loch show up to the wine and taco party only to find no one else showed up
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>>18260
popes do not have beards
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>>18260
No one righteous would be so unenthused by a wine and taco party! The pope has fallen and we must smite him! Deus Vult!
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>>18268
"What? It's our sacred relic, the Holy Beard"
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>>18274
suplex impostor pope
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>>18274
This nigga looks like he's about to give us a pokedex
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>>18274
The pope decides to award you a beard of strength in the ceremony that flollows.
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>>18279
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>>18285
reveal that he is in fact a skeleton
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>>18285
Tear off his skin to reveal a skeleton underneath.
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>>18288
GASP!
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>>18294
His name is Holy Bones
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>>18294
Cast Loch on him
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>>18294
DIE HEATHEN
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>>18294
STEAL HIS HUMERUS AND MAKE YOUR ESCAPE DOWN THE CARPAL LANE!
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>>18294
Tell skeleton puns to hurt him.
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>>18299
DOUBLE GASP!
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>>18323
SMITE AND CLEAVE
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>>18323
Demand he tell you the location of the real pope.
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>>18323
Smite him. Keep his skull as a souvenir and threaten to do righteous things to him if he doesn't lead us to the real pope.
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>>18323
PUNS
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>>18329
"THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DEFEAT ME FIRST!"
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>>18339
You find out he's the real pope. His sockets glow a holy light
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>>18339
Defeat him first.
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>>18339
hit him with the holy hammer (your penis)
>>
>>18339
get ready to fight
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>>18339
Epic fight while his skelly henchmen play trumpets
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>>18351
*meat flutes
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>>18339
hello papyrus!
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>>18349
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>>18358
Defeat him first.
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>>18358
LOCH AND LOADED
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>>18358
UPPERCUT HIS HEAD OFF
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>>18369
Show off your massive...greatsword!
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>>18358
purge him, duh
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>>18369
He's resisting your uppercut!
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>>18381
Holy Bones uppercuts paladin
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>>18381
While he's distracted, Loch hits him from behind for crit backstab damage
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>>18381
pop bubble and cast some spells to fuck him up
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>>18381
Kick him in his boner.
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>>18386
>casting spells while bubbled
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>>18381
UPPERCUT HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF LOCH
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>>18386
Holy Bones used Divine Necro Shield! All your spells were useless!
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>>18393
you can heal while bubbled cant you?

seems only fair he can cast some other spell too
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>>18409
Make fun of his missing schlong.
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>>18409
Release the hounds while he's distracted.
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>>18409
Step into bubble and pummel him with greatsword.
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>>18409
Double attack with Loch to break the shield
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>>18409
Holy Bones casts fist!
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>>18409
summon your companions
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>>18419
WHICH CONSISTS OF:
-Loch, the little paladin girl

And that's it really. You didn't have time to form a bigger party when you went off to purge that lich.
>>
Is it only me or updating the thread works shitty?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>18424
Holy Bones summons his companions!
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>>18424
oh boy.

throw Loch at HOLY BONES?
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>>18424
Loch casts Gun and purifies Holy Bones with holy lead.
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>>18424
Loch uses pon pons to increase your strength
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>>18424
Sic loch at him, she attacks with a fury not known to man no beast
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>>18429
Pope Holy Bones summons a Skeleton Paladin
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>>18450
>>18442
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>>18450
His name is Pally Bones
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>>18450
wouldnt skele pally be a death knight.

if he is a REAL paladin he would be fighting against HOLY BONES
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>>18450
Defeat the Skelly Pally and Holy Bones with the power of love, by kissing Loch
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>>18450
Everyone compares dicks.
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>>18459
Welp
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>>18456
"Dude why are you fighting the pope?" asked Pally Bones
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>>18462
Convince him Holy Bones is the undead scourge of the land
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>>18462
because paladins hate undead things duh???
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>>18462
Its then you realize you yourself are a skeleton amd that OP tricked us all.
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>>18468
THE POST OF SATAN. IT'S POST 666. LEAVETH THY THREAD
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>>18462
Skeletons must die
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>>18472
Wat?
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>>18462
I FUCKING HATE POP MUSIC, THATS WHY
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>>18478
He was the 666th post in this thread.
When is the bump limit anyway?
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>>18468
NO! IT CANNOT BE!

"Calm down man. You know how when Necromancers raise the dead it's evil and wrong but when Paladins resurrect people it's totally cool? That's what happened with us. Do you not remember your resurrection?"
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>>18483
So i was. Neat.
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>>18486
"Dude you literally resurrected Loch just a few posts ago"
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>>18486
Everyone worships Holy Bones. Holy Bones adventure when?
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>>18486
Remember your resurrection. You were playing Twister in the afterlife
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>>18486
Drink milk
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>>18486
Resist skeletal temptation towards the heretical bone antipope.
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>>18495
>0 FUCKING DMG
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>>18486
Does that mean Loch is a little skeleton girl?
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>>18486
you realize you are already dead, end of the game
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>>18493
Yes...it's all coming back to you now. You were a paladin, fighting the skeleton horde. But unfortunately you were eventually killed and wento to the afterlife playing twister with other paladin spirits. But was then resurrected, unfortunately the resurrection's holy light was too strong and burned your flesh off
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>>18519
Can you turn me back into a human?
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>>18519
>>18502
Confirm it
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>>18519
So you're not really a skeleton, you're just missing skin! Try to find a way to restore yourself.
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>>18519
Proceed to drink milk
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>>18519
eviscerate self.
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>>18526
Take the pope's skin. He's not using it.
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>>18519
Decide all skeletons must die and kill them anyways

Become Punished Paladin
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>>18519
Convince other paladin that holy bones is fraud pope, and have Loch back you up on this.
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>>18529
And since you're a skeleton, it didn't really do anything
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>>18519
Wait, the pope still pretty much already confessed he's fake when you started fighting. We keep fighting to save the real pope.
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>>18540
Find a way to restore yourself to your former holy glory.
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>>18540
We still having that taco party though, right?
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>>18540
Evisicerate the pope and his minion

Even now, skeletons are an abomination
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>>18540
Join Holy Bones
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>>18540

>>18542
This
It's all an illusion
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>>18545
"Well that's easy, why didn't you just ask" said Pope Holy Bones as he returns you into human form
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>>18540
Start playing an instrument. Make it the TromBONE.
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>>18569
But why are you a skeleton
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>>18569
Restore the Pope to his former glory
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>>18569
Holy Bones buys drinks for everyone. Shirly Temple for Loch
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>>18569
smite HOLY BONES
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>>18578
And he also gave you that taco and wine party he promised. Pope Holy Bones then revealed he too was resurrected with burned off flesh like you. He just likes to switch between human and skeleton forms to fuck with people,
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>>18591
Proceed to abduct Mucha Lucha
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>>18591
This is all very weird

Suddenly real skeletons poop out of the ground and you all have to fight them
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>>18591
Happy End save game
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>>18591
have a good laugh with HOLY BONES
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>>18599
Such is a regular friday night for the Holy Order
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>>18611
Turn into a bear
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>>18611
Fade to black as credits start to roll
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>>18611
Pally Bones is fighting a skeledragon!
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Friendly reminder of the 750 bump limit.
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>>18618
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>>18632
Cliffhanger savegame
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>>18632
Holy Pope tames the dragon with his BONEr
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>>18632
Loch is fighting Mucha Lucha who also rose up with the skeletons
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You wreck the dragon's dick
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>>18632
We shoot a bow at the dragon!
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Suplex dragon
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>>18540
realize your new goal is to kill every skeleton to become top-skele
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>>18639
The Holy Order now has a holy skeletal dragon, because why not.

The undead claims "HAX" but was promptly ignored
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>>18664
God seems confused
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>>18664
Seduce skeletal dragon
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>>18664
Skeletal Mucha Lucha joins the fight
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>>18664
Our glorious hero suddenly faints.
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>>18664
LOCH AND LOADED
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>>18679
Suddenly. You faint
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>>18664
EAT THE CELEBRRATION TACOS ALREADY
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>>18691
You wake up in a hospital surrounded by Loch, the Pope,and Pally Bones
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>>18691
Wake up from dream, remember you are a peasant
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>>18664
You awakened by Loch throwing holy water on you
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>>18664
We Dragon's Dogma now
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>>18699
Woops meant to quote >>18691
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>>18696
Loch disagrees with this cheap cop out and wakes you up
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>>18709
"Are you a skeleton too?"
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>>18709
Use this opportunity to respec your skill points
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>>18709
Someone drew a penis on your face
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>>18709
D-do you have tacos?
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>>18719
And how would you like to do that?
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something something where is zebra
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>>18730
Put it all into "Player"
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>>18730
Make a new category called "dick length" and put all the points there
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>>18737
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>>18749
That's good, I'm not sure what that means, but save those stats
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>>18749
Now go pick up paladin chicks
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>>18749
Add more skill points.
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>>18737
prayer m8
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>>18749
You go to the nearby town to pick up skelly hotties, because you're a "player"
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>>18749
What is our name?
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>>18757
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>>18773
Respec Loch's skill points too
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>>18773
Hugs Loch
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>>18773
Change "Player" to "playah"
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>>18773
check special skills
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>>18779
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>>18773
Go purge some pussy
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>>18784
Change Heal to "Meal"
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>>18784
rob a white lady
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>>18788
You are now not only a paladin who easily woos women, but also a terrible cook.
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>>18796
Alright save those stats
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>>18796
Change Prayer to Slayer
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>>18796
delete system 32
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Compete in a chess tournament against the skeleton horde
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>>18796
Take your helmet off, what kind of human were you anyway?
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>>18804
Dont know how that would help but sure. You delete System 32 from the Holy Archives. It detailed the complex "32nd system", a way to categorize various type of holy cheese.
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>>18823
The Holy Pope chides you for your lack of culinary grace and says it'll take weeks to re categorize that
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>>18823
Smear your hat with varieties of tomatoes
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>>18823
Become an atheist.
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>>18823
search: system 69
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>>18829
Makes sense, since your Meal Skill is 0 afterall. Nevertheless, you are grounded in your chambers for 2 weeks. The End.
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>>18841
Consume the chambers
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Is this the first thread to actually reach bump limit on this board?
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>>18845
And as the paladin attempts to eat his bedroom, we conclude this Quest Thing. And it's time to shill my twitter https://twitter.com/notapaladin. Check ther for updates on more shitty threads
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>>18847
It is?
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>>18853
Thanks, loved the thread.
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>>18853
Good thread NaP
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>>18867
I think so, all the other quests threads tend to save before bump limit is reached or have taken much longer for the OP to reply
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>>18870
Thanks nigs. Maybe /qst/ should be the place for threads from now on.

>>18874
k
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it is time to start a quest and to search for the allmighty epic fail guy
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>>18880
Thanks a lot mang
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>>18853
Thanks for running, it was hilarious.
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Also, does /qst/ have an archive?
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>>18946
http://boards.4chan.org/qst/archive
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>>18954
Ah, I mean one like http://arch.b4k.co/ or https://boards.fireden.net
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>>18946
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html
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Great thread
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>>18946
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html
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>>18853
Good thread mate, thank ya
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>>18880
>Thanks nigs. Maybe /qst/ should be the place for threads from now on
>having to change my filters
>you don't even use a tripcode
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>>18946
>>18974
Please archive it. This thread deserves to be immortalized.
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>>19391
any tags you want to suggest?
so far I have notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones
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>>19628
Mystery Box of course
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>>19220
wot
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Its archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/16860/

Dont forget to vote for it.
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