It's time to continue this quest.>be sure you are replying to the correct post>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.(1/3)
>>204693Here is a recapitulation.Also, remember that anyone can host a save the princess thread. It's not my creation.(2/3)
>>204705So, this was the last pic I never was able to post.She summon a thick candy elemental.Get numbers are 8,9 and 0.What do next?
>>204708Eat some elemental titties
>>204708Call thick wizard fat. Her sjw shows.
>>204708>>204723Shameless self bump
>>204708Next idea: Urinate on candy elemental. Sugar is dissolving!Also, can we roll? Slow board is slow.
>>204708EAT HER YOU FAT FUCK
>>204735roll for what?
>>204750Roll for get instead of post number.
>>204728>>204723This might be bad for your teeth.>>204756nah, I'll save the rolls for others things.
>>204834Get "fisted" by her
>>204839yeah, she definetely is using her fists. Remeber: the goal is to rescue the princess, not being turned into powdered sugar.
>>204906Spit on her and dissolve her, then swipe kick the wizard
>>204906I was expecting the pointy part going up her ass welpSummon BEEES
>>204910roll a d10 to see effectivity.>>204918but the pointy part is her elbow, not the fist
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>204935Nice art btw op
>>204910>>204942That was very effective, but she isn't totally melted. She's not a threat now, though.
>>205069Lick her delicious flat chest now!
>>205088I gotta go for 30-60 minutes. Left other players roll, if there is no get i'll go with that.
Scissor kick wizard
>>205088>>205073Oh yes, there is also a wizard with a staff.
>>205298She turns you back to normal to make you less creepy
this is pretty dead. i'll try again tomorrow.
>>205298Grab the staff now that you're close!
>>205694>Find this>It died just a bit agoFuck. Sorry OP. STP has been dead for a while since /qst/ started and we've only had 1 game since on /v/ and /qst/ each, Gamestop princess, and the Normal princess respectively.-That one fag who runs one of the most famous derivatives of Save the Princess threads, but it's still not that popular
>>205298That said, I'll weigh in for now.I remember this Quest and we got deleted right when the getting got good.It's time to reveal a secret to the Wizard. We are their Daughter. And we prove this with a bolt of Candy Magic, flinging a hail of gummy bears at her.
>>205845I'm not killing the thread, just postponing it.
>>205865Fair enough, I just meant it cause you posted the "ded" image.
>>205860We can't be the daughter because we were a guy just some posts before. But maybe we've adquired some candy magic. roll a d10. The result tomorrow.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>205999Good enough for me. What you don't realize is we got transformed into their daughter when they zapped us, infusing us with candy magic.
>>206028Well, fuck. Maybe tomorrow.Have a lovely day, OP.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>206028Would rolling a saving throw for another Anon be acceptable?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>205999I'm joining in this thread.
Bump for justice
>>205298Thats kind of hot
>>207812I agree, although it was better when it was thicker, but that's my personal taste
>>208070Unintended. Also, it's been >24 hours. Either OP died or is making a sick opener.
>>206028>>205860We are definitely not her daugther.
>>208366Eat the Gummy, it might have some of her magic.
>>208366Ask her why she's kidnapped the princess in the first place if she can just summon candy
>>208434wait at least 15 minutes between rerolls.
>>208444OkAlso nice trips
>>208366Throw the gummy back at her, right into her mouth
>>208366Demand a meta knight style of combat, aka be gifted something that you can defend yourself with and properly battle her on somewhat equal ground.
>>208519roll d4 for aim
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>208564
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>208564Rollan
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>208564?
>>208572>>208519at least you hit her
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>208564
>>208647Unwrap your own head
>>208647Quick while she's distracted, tackle her to the ground do lewd things to her hair.
>>208647Grab her staff while she is distracted
>>208647Now kick the shit out of the wizard inbtween molestations
>>208660an excellent choice.
>>208660roll a d3
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>208682
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d1)>>208682
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>208682
>>208691>>208693>>208694>>208700ermh, only first rolls counts
>>208687>>208660the staff is starting to do staff stuff
>>208767turn the tree into chocolate!
>>208767Point it at the princess.
>>208767Wizard becomes a gummy woman
>>208767Hero is turned into another type of candy and male again
>>208767Suddenly: bodacious candy babes as far as the eyes can see!And you are a bodacious ~22 year old bombshell yourself now.
>>208767Push your foot into her stomach to get the staff
>>208778Hero is turned into peppermint liquorice, his libido=0
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>208812
>>208814so we turn into a bridge?
>>208820it's bubblegum. This is how it looks in my country
>>208814>>208826This could get interesting...
>>208826In what country does bubblegum look like this?
>>208842AmericaGet actual bubblegum, not the dollar shut at Wally World.
>>208845Huh. Never been to Spain, only Catalonia
>>208845the more you know i guess.
I rarely ever ate sweet things.
>>208814>>208778we are now made of bubblegum
>>208962The only thing to be done now is simple: apologize and walk away.We go home and grab our baseball bat collection.
>>208962Ask her to change us back or we'll get stuck in her hair
>>208962Use our stretchy gum powers and hug the wizard!
>>208975thisThen use your stretchy gum powers to save the princess
>>208964A true gentleman.
>>208979roll a d10
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>209007
>>209011well, that's not good
>>209017The rolling mechanic is depressing me. From now on perhaps let the person who got the get roll?
>>209022>>209027Yeah, let's do that. I'm just going to sit the corner now.
>>209022That takes too long though, a rolls a roll doesn't change the outcome because someone else threw the dice.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>209027I got the get.
>>209031I meant let them roll WITH their post. Let the 1 slide through, since retroactive application is no fun.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>209037Like this, to be precise.We cast gummy bear!If my post is a Get, then the roll determines effectiveness.People can't piggyback off other posts without a new dice roll and it saves a bit of time all things considered.
>>209049no, because not always is a d10 or even necessary to roll
>>209054Every post today has required a roll, so I figured you were keeping with that rule, apologies.
>>209011>>208975looks like you are not as stretchy as you though
>>209082Throw ourselves into her hair
>>209082Break down bawling, "I just wanted to save the Princess from the treeeeeee"Turn into a pitiful, sniveling mess of snot and gum.
>>209082Grab arms and blow into arms, inflating your dick as to impress magic lady
>>209103>blow into armsInto your thumbs, like in cartoons
>ruining loli PC>It wasn't even futaFor what purpose?
>>209109>Wasting a get
>>209118THIS ANON RAISES A GOOD POINT!>>209082Wizard looks at us and says, "I preferred you as an ankle-biter..." before turning you into a little candy girl again, this time chocolate flavored.
>>209082The wizard takes pity and turns us into a candy loli once more
>>209120>>209121>THIS fucking close
>>209120only your arms can hug at the moment
>>209214Tear off her Hat
>>209220Well that was quick
>>209220Stern, lewd aproval.
>>209220you are evil incarnate.
>>209307Demand you turn you back into your old human guy form or else
>>209307While she is restrained, make her realize her position in life.Sock her right in the mouth with a mean left hook.
>>209307Now tangle and mess up her hair.
>>209307Make her a new hat out of the remains of the old hat and bits of your own body, make the best estate freind.
>>209307We take this opportunity like a bull by the horns.And rip out her sweet tooth, the source of her magic!
>>209322Damn that sounds better than my idea.
>>209307now that shes subdued, SAVE THE PRINCESS!by whacking her like shes a pinata on cinco de mayo with the staff
>>209328well, you did a get again, so maybe op will reward your desire
Where can I read Gamestop princess? I only read the Normal Princess from weeks back.
>>209339True. Gotta find creative ways of bullying man. Don't mind what outcome against witch.But damn I support a reroll for that idea.
>>209318but first, someone roll a d7 to see the wizard's mood.
Rolled 4 (1d7)>>209381
>>209381>Annoyed, but not angryBretty good.
>>209359Her story exists in all the threads in this link, appearing first in the ones at the bottom.https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/gamestop%20princess/results/thread/Have fun.
>>209328i was gonna push this in a VERY specific direction, actually. Do you remember Underground Princess?
>>209386>>209318oh, she gonna be even more pissed now.
>>209510Tell her to turn us backDoes she still have the staff?
>>209510And now for the finisher!>>209322
>>209517>Does she still have the staff?yes, the mini elemtal is still up too.>>209520but first. Roll a d4Oh shit, look at the time. The result, tomorrow
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>209535Ooh boy...
>>209544OOOH BOY!THERE GOES THAT PLAN.See you tomorrow, OP. Been a great ~5 hours.
>>209434Shweet. Never been to /v/, I guess the mods don't appreciate drawfag quests there.
>>209544you missed the oportunity for sweet foreverial tiedup delitized fetish. Good night
Not enough depravity. Gotta go deeper.Thanks for thread.Oh shit look at the time.
Other people here op! Don't let those Jara rolls get you down
>>209434Incidentally I can't find "Normal Princess" on this archive site
>>209434Man, the whole "gamestop princess" thing is a whole jumbled messed. Spread through 10 threads with cat princess and other stuff sprinkled in between. Spin-offs and side stories and other stuff.Good stuff. At least on /qst/ you can have the entire story at one place without having things deleted. It's a good thing this board is slow too.
>>210388did someone says cat princess?
>>209849I swear to god the dice have been weighted towards 1 by a /devious/ back end programmer to cause /qst/ to become a pit of despair.
>>210400NaP seems to not be affected by this blight.I'm suspicious.
>>210394How did we fuck that one up so hard again?
>>210503Thats not true. You go thru lots of shitty rolls before 10s drop. Some posts win with a 2 or 3
>>210506We shat our pants while fighting her.
>>210506What happened?>>210516Oh. Well then maybe dice gods are dicks.
>>210548Iirc the usual way princess threads go awry. We somehow used a toilet to save cat princess, got invited to a sleepover and shit our pants then tried to beat her up and got our ass kicked, or something along those lines.
>>210564Actually no, we used the toilet to get into the castle she was being held at, I don't think we actually saved her.
>>210565https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334748012/#334752940We did, that last get was perfect
>>210568Oh yeah, then thread died and anon never got to deliver.
>>210624You mean the lewds or what?
>>210329That's cause Normal Princess is a one-off from /qst/ and I don't think anyone has an extended archive set up for it.>>210388It is a mess, but that's more the artist's fault, they wanted it to be wild and uncertain.>>210548>What happened?This one I remember. We skipped 90% of the Quest and jumped into the Princess' tower, then ended up fighting her by accident, shit ourselves, became a follower of the Zen Duck, went back in time, accidentally converted Cat Princess to Christianity, fought God, and rode off with her into the sunset on Duckbro the Duck God.
>>210706Nevermind, Suptg has the /qst/ archives.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/43457/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/75552/Normal Princess, I forget what we ended up calling her.https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334718383/#334721806https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334739786/#334739786https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334748012/#334748012Cat Princess.
>>210568Sorry for so many posts. That get was me actually, we were nearing Archival and I just did it. Also, Cat Princess lewds got delivered.. somewhere, but I forget where.
>>210754You got any leads on that, cuz I never found em. Are they on the booru somewhere?
>>210762Not sure, but here they are.>>>/i/471664
>>210771>>210766Awesome, thanks lads.
>>211081Fuck, that's right when my lunch break ends.
>>211179>Lunch break>At 7 o'clockYanks please leave
>>211186Just wait fifteen minutes pal
>>211081Waiting intensifies as I color in this Vampire Sunflower with flats.
HOUR PASSED.Body is ready.
>>209520>>209322>>209544She's freedShe has the staffShe has the elementalShe's pissedYou don't have arms.Your move.
>>211235My very soul is sweaty.
>>211236Reform your arms out of gum
>>211236Fall down on our knees and beg for forgiveness. We are a fool with too much time on our hands!
>>211236The time has come...Headbutt her in the gut!
>>211259roll a d3
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>211270I accept my fate.
>>211275Cross our fingers I guess.
>>211259>>211275A very powerful hit. She is breathless
>>211369You are now stuck to her for the time being
>>211369You're now stuck to her stomach and it is hilarious. Wiggle your legs around fruitlessly.
>>211369With your legs still made of gum, you bend them and grab the staff and cast the spell it is currently charged with, directly at the Wizardess.
>>211369walk around her and kick the pinata princess down with your legs
>>211380again. stretchy roll
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>211394>Not just rolling for the spell
>>211397>>211380we roll in the next post for magic
>>211485A lower number doesn't mean a bad roll, only 1 s really a fail.Also, pause to grab some food.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>211491Our fate is sealed.
>>211495Not bad, not bad at all
>>211507After I posted, I looked at the list and was hoping for 4, 8, or 9...
>>211511The important thing is that we're not fucking up
>>211495Ok, it's sticky situation.
>>211680Demand she change us back into a normal human
>>211680This is going places I didn't totally expect...
>>211688damnnow my fetish wont be appealed too
>>211688We might want to get our arms back first, just in case that's not part of the supposed deal.
>>211680I know exactly what to do as the next action, it's gonna be glorious.
>>211680Retach our arms
>>211688I don't want to twist your get but you only says "demand", which not implies you gonna get what you want.Who am I trying to fool? I love to twist gets. Anyway, she demands you to hand over the staff to her.
>>211857let go and charge head first into her.BECOME ONE
>>211857Morph your bubblegum feet into hands and use them to steal the staff. Cast magicks.
>>211857Reattach your arms if you can, then give her the staff.
>>211857While all this arguing goes on, Viva Pinata Princess has been getting more and more annoyed. She finally says something "Stop fighting you two! Why must everyone always fight!?"
>>211859This is gonna get weirdI like it
>>211857give it to her if she reattaches our arms and turns us back
>>211859I can dig this.
>>211868>Viva Piñata Princess>Speaking Englishnah.
>>211859OK, a bad roll may open the road to a bad end. She has slightly higher chance of assimilation because of her higher mass.
>>211881Detendrá la lucha contra dos! ¿Por qué todo el mundo siempre tiene que luchar !?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>211893Frightened boop.
>>211901Excellent good thing I retarded!
>>211901This works for me as well.
>if I say the person who got the get is who must roll people gonna get pissed.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>211924well fug
>>211927WELP please pretend I wasn't here
>>211924Yeah pretty much
>>211901>>211927Oh fuck, now it's looks even more unfair!
>>211930>please pretend I wasn't hereFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
>>211930Obviously the only answer was to never post with that IP again
aw god I fucked up.have mercy OP
Oh god what's gonna happen now?
Op can we have the good roll please .im gonna leave if we have to use the one
>>211924I'm not gonna lie, this is a time I'd say "let the GM decide."Do you want your Players to have a Fun adventure or a FUN! adventure?
>>211901>>211927This is fucking hilarious>>211930Should've just the thread completely. Or said the 10 get was you on mobile.but that would be cheeeeating
>>211969actually, this was decided before>>209022>>209027
>>211982>TFW you sealed your own fateI feel like I fucked everyone over. :(
>>211994It's k anon.
>>211994Not alone m8
>>211994Don't worry about it, it's part of the experience.
In the end, at least we finished a Quest, not something that happens too often.
>>212026maybe...lets see what op plans. but probably yea.
>>212026Don't call it quits so easily.
>>212026Believe in OP
>>212062I analyze people and from what I've seen, OP goes the straight and narrow. Exactly 1 roll after my comment was taken that didn't come from the Getter cause they used the keyword, "Someone." They are very literal and probably won't stray from the path. I dug this grave, he's just putting the dirt in after I pushed us all in.But I will retain the benefit of the doubt...
>>211927>>211859The good news: you're finally inside of a woman. The bad mews: she probably will erase you from existence. But maybe there is one last chance...However, it's cliffhanger time. Don't try to get a get in this post as there is going to be a continuation pic tomorrow.Good night. (and I hope none of you have an absortion fetish)
>>212150 yeah, absorb that shit. You like that don't you, you dirty whore
>>212150lets us pray to RNG Jesus now before we sadly know better.
>>212150Cheeky bastard.Well, thanks for havin' us OP, see you tomorrow.
>>212150did she lose her clothing?
>>212183We tore off her clothes back on /v/, we tore off her hat ITT, her bikini turned into gum at >>211680
>>212191There's no labeled Viva Pinata Princess thread on Fireden mate
>>213323That's cause it wasn't a thread starter, but OP was generous enough to include some of the replies, so it's really easy to find by searching any post number from the recap image.https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/335323547/#335362787
starting at 20:00 UTC
>>213788WHAT IS THAT IN AMERICAN TIME
>>213792http://www.worldtimeserver.com/universal coordinated time
>>213794THANK YOU BASED ANON. What should we do as we wait?
>>213788THATS PRACTICALLY A LIFETIME AWAY!
>>213788>5 hoursGood enough for me.
Well, I wont be here when it starts, hope we don't fuck up too bad.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>214326Our fate is already sealed.Good luck roll.
Rolled , = 0 (2d0)Let's see.
>>214353the number in front of the d is how many dice you roll. The number behind the die is how many sides those dice have. Just FYI anon.
>>214450I know, I was just curious about how it handles a zero sided die.
Rolled 4, 5 + 3 = 12 (2d8 + 3)>>214463Birch please.
>>214463Then pardon my assumption. I see a lot of guys on here who have no clue how rolling is done even though it's been on /tg/ for ages now.
>>214580Ok, so it doesn't like multiple dice types, good to know.
>>212150You are now inside the wizard, surrounded by gumcells. You have to find a way out because once she turns herself to normal you'll be completely assimilated and will be game over, so, don't waste your time.
>>214598 Pave your way to the brain, cause as much damage you can.
>>214598Use your bubblegum dick as a divining rod to lead you out via her vag
>>214613I forgot to say, you are a cell now, no gum powers
Also, someone roll a d4 to see what is the wizard priority.
>>214620>>214598Navigate the passageways using your newly acquired echolocation powers.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>214632Where is original suggester?
>>214598Began acting like the foreign protein you are and cause an allergic reaction
>>214620Use your single cell organism dick as a divining rod to lead you out via her vagina.
>>214598Eat, grow and reproduce like virus. And take control over body.
>>214650roll a d2and before you say >>214619 got the get first >be sure you are replying to the correct post>>214649this will give you some more time
>>214678>what are the things in the other side eggs?
can i do the roll if the original surgester doesn't appear and does the roll
>>214712I second this notion. Or just let OP roll or something.
>>214712ok, I need the roll outcome now
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>214678
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>214737
>>214743>>214742It would appear that the immune system is giving no shits today.
>>214756If they don't give a shit, it's time for some bodily espionage, methinks. If we could get to her brain, what are the odds we can totally rewire it and just plain hijack her body?
>>214761Do we know where we are? Getting to the brain could take too much time but it might work if we don't fuck up
>>214774no we dont somewhere in the torso area
>>214761maybe we could rewire her to want to fuck us?
>>214774It's up, we went in headfirst to her gut, so around there. Assuming we ended up stick in her the way we went in, horizontal, up would also be behind where we are now. So logically, that is the way to go until we find some form of directions or organ we recognize.
>>214781ah. i second this as well
>>214781Let's make sure we survive first>>214789Assuming she's gum, would she have normal organs? We could try at least.
>>214742>>214650You don't look as a threat for now, this could be a good thing.
>>214806We should multiply as cells and construct full organism from yourself
>>214806eat the cell walls to regain mass
someone roll a d4 for sombrero fixing progress
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>214822
>>214826Nice save anon
>>214819roll a d5
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>214856dice+1d5 in your Options/Email field. Like so.
>>214861hopefully not like so
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>214856ok i hope this roll is good
>>214865>>214861The dice gods have spoken.
These virtual dice are weighted, I call shenanigans.
>>214865Reply to the post with the JMYzQKT2 ID. "Make sure you're replying to the right post" is a rule we follow.
>>214871bullshit to counter the bullshit eh?
>>214876Rules Lawyering. I will use every trick I can think of to dig us out of this hole, damnit.
>>214865>in the next thread: assimilaceptionwhere our hero shrink to sub-atomic size
>>214876It's technically the rules, all's fair in love and war.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>214846
>>214890Final stage: acceptance.
>>214890FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK HOW. HOW THE FUCK AM I GETTING ALL ONES
>>214890Jesus fucking christ
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>214846As a legit roll has yet to be thrown, it falls opon the meek to save the strong.
>>214890This isn't even funny anymore.
>>214901AND ITS STILL A FUCKING ONE WHAT THE FUCK. RIGGED
>>214890did someone have that comic with the dog fetus being afraid of disappear?>>214901WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
>>214901>>214890>>214865>>214861Wut. How, why?!?! Why have you forsaken us dice gods!
>>214890>>214901I weep at this sorrowful excuse for a Roll we have made FOUR times.
>>214906does this count 4 ones = 4
>>214909We have done something to wrong the Gods!
>>214911No, we accept our fate.
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>214846>All these rolesPssh, step aside even though Fate is sealed. And dice gods will fuck me over for pentakills.
there is no Jara session tonight, the dice gods has migrated here...
>TFW was debating writing a short story about our trip through the Gummy BodyI might still do it, even though we have failed time and again.
>>214921AND NOW WE GET A GOOD ROLL. WHAT IS EVEN LIFE ANYMORE
I think is unfair not giving you at least a chance for an evasion roll.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>214956here comes the one
>>214961Fuck yeah we did it we didn't get a one
>>214961Ya did good.
Eh, fuckit. I'm bored and got an hour or so.>Be me>Be some weird fruit with fetishes a normal person shouldn't have>Head out to grab a snack from the 7-11 down the street>End up hopping a fence into someone's back yard>See a Pinata in the shape of some poor girl, crying out for help>Notice she's guarded by a deadly-looking Wizard>Through some acts, not entirely my fault, end up transforming into a little girl and revealing the Wizard is in-fact a Witch with a body that would make Zeus drool>One thing leads to another and we both get turned into fucking GUM.>We get stuck together, she's in the nude and really pissed now>Accidentally end up with my head in her gut and by some sick twist of fate, devoured by her gooey body>Be me again>Be a single-celled Entity of some description floating in a mass of clear gum-like fluid>Realize you're inside her>Wiggle about, eventually free yourself, the rest of you got turned into gum fat for her it would seem>Worry begins to kick in, cause you're unsure what's gonna happen>Decide to aggro the Immune System, but to no avail, they read you as a Gum Cell, belonging here>A new idea hatches.>You will EAT YOUR WAY OUT!>First cell you munch on ends up in your gut, but not easily, phagocytosis is harder than it looks from your Anatomy Books>You feel fuckin' bloated and just let the Gum stream carry you wherever>You next awake to find yourself somewhere... unexpected>You're in the brain! How or why is beyond you, but you are floating about in the cranial fluid and her big pink mass of a thinking organ is floating right there...>Realization sinks in that you don't know how long it's been and she might change herself back to human soon... wait, can she even do that if she only CONTROLS Candy magic and not Flesh magic?>Decide "Fuckit" and start eating her brain>It's a lot easier now, you even manage to stay awake>After the first dozen cells or so, it's clear she's unhappy and is beating on her head! She thinks it's a headache!>You continue, munching deeper and deeper, until at last, you reach what you wanted>The Thalamus, if you devour this, she won't be able to function, thanks to nothing to send out motor signals to her various limbs>And so you do. Screaming overtakes her head, seems she's freaking the fuck out, cause it hurts like hell now>Until at last, you have consumed it and taken on its full function>However, something odd happened, while you were munching away at the rest of her head, you could tell something was weird>Turns out you were absorbing her memories too>Shots of her as a little girl, dressing up as her dad, being scolded for toying with Magic, an art reserved for MEN>So much more flows by, her education, graduation, both in secret, and becoming a wandering Party Wizard for fun>You see yourself>Her freaking out at all this shit happening>It's all broken and fractured, since you didn't consume in any given order, but it's all there, snippetsCont.
>>214970>She gets real calm now as you settle in, you have full motor control, but lack visual. So you do a little back end work and hook up a line of your own cells to her visual cortex>And her vocal system>You say, through her mouth, "Sorry, but I won.">A look of shock comes over her as you stand up and meander over to the Princess...But what do you plan to do now, me?Not hijacking, was just spewing a few words cause sad at all these failures.
>>214961>>214890>>214819Even our ability to suck sucks
>>215012Explore where we are,find a exit
>>215012We begin looking for something useful.Specifically the brain.
>>215012Pinata Princess whines at the Wizardess that she's bored. So she has to deal with that, specifically entertaining the poor lump of paper mache before finishing her hat.
>>215012Perhaps we should do that one move from the Prototype games. Stretch our body out in a bunch of directions and pull all the cells into us at once!
>>215012Or uh, or this.>>215041
someone roll for sombrero fix>>215029remember rule 1
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>215044i hope this works and we don't one
>>215044I don´t remember rule 1, sorry
>>215058>be sure you are replying to the correct post>>204693
>>215058Rule 1 is in the OP>>be sure you are replying to the correct postMeaning you need to link to >>215012for this next get, so your 9 didn't count.Anyway, since I'm linking to post again, once more with gusto. >>215041
>>215044QUICKLY make your way through the cavernous system, hoping you'll find a way out.
>>215012Punch it in the membrane!
>>215098roll a d10
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>215119
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>215119Dice gods bless me, and you shall receive praise, curse me, and I shall forevermore shun thee.
>>215149That wasn't worthy of a response either way dice gods.
>>215149Eh, at least we didn't lose an arm.
>>215144thanks god you are not the suggester.
>>215149>>215098I think you should stop fucking around with cell walls. Obviously you are not match for them.
>>215198Travel to the Brain, we're gonna find something edible if it kills us!
>>215198Your arm starts to dissolve.
>>215198make our way north to the cerebrum
and sombrero roll
>>215214>>215208Quickly! We must destroy the brain stem!
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>215209Haha... Here's the roll?
>>215214I saw everything
>>215233:(Well, I gotta go to a meeting.Here's hoping we make it and become the ThickWitch like I prophesied in >>214970
>>215214What was it?
>>215208north?you don't have aby notion of directions inside the body if you don't stop and investigate a bit. But maybe you are lucky. roll a d8
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>215257may i its been 8 mins
>>215275At least let us end up at the heart
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>215257I meant like up but ok
>>215296maybe even the lungs
>>215275>>215214>>215208It's seems you are very lost, let's see where you end... (1/2)
someone roll a d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>215374
and for the wizardess... just don't roll a 1
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>215384
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>215384
>>215390Thank god your quicker!
>>215390So many chances and we FINALLY don't squander it!
>>215390>>215380you find something suspicious. Those tubes seems to be more and more frequent with each step, and all of them are transporting some familiar sustance in the same direction.Meanwhile, in the outer world, the wizardess is recharging the staff with the princess. Looks like Piñata princess is a powerful source of candy magic. Here, now we know why the wizardess had kidnapped the princess.
>>215500Follow the substance in the tubes and find where it goes.
>>215500>some familiar sustanceDo we know where we are?
also, someone roll to see which dice determines the charge rate for the staff.>>215521protip: remember prof. Layton and his "not so obvious" riddles
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>215524
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>215528now, in each turn i'll roll a d10 to see the % of charge the staff gains. In the worse scenario you have 10 turns before the staff is completely charged. So you have some more time.Well, I gotta go now. Instead of a get I'm gonna allow you to decidewhat to do next with the more popular idea.>>215521some place between the toe and the head.Goodnight
>>215550Off to a brilliant start. Night OP.
>>215550>More popular ideaWell obviously, we head towards the brain.But firstly, we need to figure out what that familiar substance is...
>>215958I meant US. The players, not our Character.If it's familiar, that means it's like something we've seen before/would normally see in our lives.
>>215981Blood? It's blood isn't it.
>>215997It's jizz, she's secretly been a futa this entire time.
>>216009>>215997I doubt it's either, those would both be weird.I think it may be chocolate syrup of some description.>Turns out her brain remains unchanged and fueled by naturally forming chocolate mounds in her ass and titties
>was absorbed through the stomach>everyone talking about going to the brain instead of towards her big booty and exiting there
>>216312>Exiting>With no cellular mass>End up inside an ant and dissolved into fucking energy
I think I'm relying too much in drawing and not giving enough information about the place. If you want you can use 1 turn to figure out what is happening. I'll give you all the info the hero knows at the moment.
>>216595ill take the deal
>>216312Stop trying to inject your horrible fetishes into our game, Chris.
The though are a mess but maybe it give you some info.Also, starting at 20:00 UTC
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>216764Staff charge.
>>216794Oh dear, and also oh my
>>216794how are you just getting 10s
>>216825I don't know! It's the dice gods! THE DICE GODS!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>216833FUCK THE DICE GODS LOOK IF I GET A ONE IN THIS ROLL THE DICE GODS ARE DEAD
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>216835Nope
>>216835Ok one more time if i get a odd number the dice gods don't care for this thread
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>216854well fuck lets try that again
>>216843Dice+1d10Okami yo waga teki wo kurae!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>216861Options, anon. Take this
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>216857GET BEHIND MY RECTANGLE
>>216794We're made of candy, right? Can we focus really hard and shape our hand into a sugar crystal blade and use that to slice open some of those cell walls and slurp up the insides? Even slice open some of those tubes just to see what happens.
>>216919No, we're no longer bubblegum. We're a cell now.
>>216997Can we cause gout then?
>>217010Unless we're planning on crystallizing ourselves which I wouldn't recommend then I would assume we can't cause gout.
>>216997Where did the rest of our mass go?
>>217135We got absorbed into her ass and tit fat.We are the Thickness.Only 1 cell survived.>>216764>Minutes agoSo it has to be either:1. Gum2. jawbreaker (us as a candy girl)3. Candy Corn (unlikely)4. Hell if I know.
>>217135>>217172>IT'S USOH FUCKWE NEED TO SEE WHERE THOSE PIPES ARE COMING FROM.
>>217172Wait what? Is it us?
SO LETS GO TO THE CORE OF THIS THICC BUBBLE GUM WITCH
>>217195Well whatever it is we need to get in there and (hopefully easily) absorb whatevers left so we can may wrestle control over... something, and if not that, then at least become a tumor.also, are we anywhere lewd by any chance?Also fair warning, my power went out so I'm on mobile right now, i'm this anon >>215418
>>217266>>216764>20:00 UTCThis was just a bit of behind the scenes view for us thus far.
>>217268whens that 21:00 bst?
>>217277It's 3 hours and 20 minutes from now.Just put 20:00 UTC in Google and it pops up your timezone instantly.
>>217288>20:00 UTCyep it is 9'o clock here
yo so what are we doing when op comes back
>>217723I say we follow the pipes back to their source and see what has become of us.
>>217775This basically, it's what I'm gonna be going to get.Seems to be general consensus.If this goes the way I think it might, we might end up her child for real, which while not my fetish, is a possibility.
So, what is the final decision?
>>217883Not thick enough.We're checking the source.
>>217883were going the the source of the pipes
>>217883We've been adopted.
>>217883Hello? op are you there?
>>218089sorry, i was dinning
>>218152He was having dinner and his after-dinner siesta.
>>218152fuck, i mean having dinner. Thats why i don't put text in the story.
>>218190I thought that was a Mexican thing, not Spanish.
>>218214the spainish do it too
>>218227Well I learned my new fact for the day.
>>218214The Spanish brought it to mexico, that's why Mexican speak Spanish and not English like civilized people.
Rolled 5 (1d10)As you advance the pipes start becoming bigger and bigger
>>218254Sounds like you got something interesting in the pipeline OP
>>218254>>218258So for now maybe we should just go with the flow.
>>218254look in the pipes
>>218270And flow while you go. But seriously we should hurry.
>>218254See if you can merge into the pipe since we have no mass and then just get pushed along with the rest of the stuff in there to find where it goes. At least you finally didn't roll a ten.
>>218270roll a d6.
>>218285On an unrelated note, I've completely forgotten that ninja girls name from the last princess thread. Anyone recall?
>>218297SusieHow could you forget
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>218294
>>218305woo by the skin of our teeth
>>218302speaking about Susie, did you guys prefer normal Save the princess threads or expand the story of wolfgirl and Co. in a long campaign with more /qst/ elements?
>>218319Wolfgirl and co. sounds fun; a mage, a ninja girl and a sorta-trans wolfgirl exploring a fantasy land? What more could you ask for?
>>218319Typical is always fun, but expanding on a pre-established story would be exceptionally interesting.
>>218319I would like to see the adventures of wolfgirl and the revenge of evil priestess demon.
I don't understand this dice roll mechanic or how it works. These threads don't usually work like that.
>>218302Too much irl to remember names sometimes. Sorry man.>>218319I like both personally. Maybe swap between the two, run a thread about wolf girl and Susie, then do one in the normal style, then go back again.
>>218347OP decided to mix things up, most "actions" require a dice roll now, by using "dice+1d10" or equivalent sans quotes in your Options/Email field.
>>218319More wolfgirl sounds interesting.
>>218352Makes sense, thanks. I always wondered how you did that. This thing needs a manual.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>218305>>218270you found a big wall. it doesn't look like a cell wall but more like some kind of a cocoon.>>218331>>218338>>218343>>218350>>218357I just have had an idea that would be perfect to test a possible wolfgirl story campaign
>>218423now with pics>look at my rolls!
>>218423Did somweone say big wall?
>>218423try to enter the cocoon
>>218423Stick your dick in the wall
>>218423Soil yourself and get off on it.
>>218425try to enter it
>>218429rol la d6 please
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>218485
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>218485sorry afk
>>218513woo i did a good roll
wolfgirl? where can i read this?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>218513>>218429You found a hole, a small one but a hole after all.>>218524wolf"""""girl""""""
>>218541Do we fug it?
>>218541This hole is made for us.
>>218541Enter the hole
>>218541try to fit in the hole
>>218552is it our hole?we did the quote backwards
>>218550it turns into futa monster girl in one turn and irreversible futa monstergirl 2 post later. No lewds though
>>218541Put our dick in the hole
>>218541Squeeze the fuck in there, motherfucker.
>>218559roll a d4
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>218616OK lets try not to get a 1
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>218625>>218559You found yourself! (you still stuck in the hole)
>>218711try to wake up the baby you
>>218711i dunno what we're gonna do but it better result in a pregnant thickwitch
>>218715it's not a baby, it's your empty vessel
>>218711Get inside yourself and come back to life
>>218711Admire your own penis and then attempt to take control of your body again.
>>218711>all these high rolls from QMwhy
>>218711try to merge with it
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>218740a nice view from that angle.
>>218847Get back inside ourselves and become whole again
>>218847Rejoin with ourselves, reclaim that which is ours!
>>218904I'm burning with antici-...
>>218937Palms are sweaty, knees weak mom's spaghetti
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>218904fuck it ill be the one who get the 1
>>218904>>218964Just roll with it, I think the other guy went AFK.
>>218964Will OP allow it?
>>218964Goddammit, original get! Do not say anything!
>>218989>>218983>>218981>>218980>>218974WOO I DIDN'T GET A 1 I HAVE FAITH IN THE DICE GODS
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>218964>>218878good, we are bigger now, we only have to go out!
>>219030Try pushing in the area of least resistance.
>>219030go full alien and burst out of the body
>>218904>>219038roll one of these again
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>219051kHere comes the one
>>219058WHAT THE FUCK 10/10 ROLLS WTF WE ARE GETTING GOOD ROLLS HOW AM I GETTING GOOD ROLLS
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>219051
>>219058+fiSl2uY is our Redeemer!
>>219058This is going to be a (s)laughter.
I haven't been this excited about anything on 4Chan in a long, long time.
also, we loss some mass during the assimilation. Someone roll a d100+10 to see the % of mass that we have retained (max 90%)
Rolled 25 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>219091
>>219051Well, here's a question.If we pop out, does that mean we wont be assimilated by gumwitch, and instead be just be sticking out of wherever?
>>219091>d100+10Shouldn't that be -10 or are you giving us a breather?Cause uh, fuck.>>219101
>>219075look at this fucking redemption arc:>>214865>>214890>>214930>>214961>>215046 >>215257>>216835>>216857>>218513>>218625>>218964>>219058
Rolled 47 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>219091
>>21910535% isn't that much.We just turn into a teapot is all.
>>219101>We are 35% of the man we used to be>Not even half
>>219120and we can eat more mass on the way out
>>219092I dunno, man. Sometimes my phone won't load the most recent couple of posts. It looked like no one else had rolled and I had just loaded the page...
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>219091
>>219123>>219120We were a manlet anyways
>>219127It's alright, he counts the first one only and make the same mistake too.
>>219138whats our plan when we leave
>>219204...Mad dash to the staff?WAIT, its still charging, so we can go ahead and untie the princess while Gum Witch has nothing but brute gum strength and a mini golem!
>>219101>>219038Your new size really helps to your chestburster impersonation.We are finally out, but we still have some troubles to resolve.Hopefully tomorrow will be the day you finally save the princess.See you tomorrow, maybe I'll be able to run a long saturday sesion. Good night.
>>219242continuation pic tomorrow, don't try the get here.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>219242Sleep well.You also forgot to roll for Charge.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>219250also
>>219242Tell her that you're really sorry and politely ask if she can change you back
>>219242>To Be Continued =====>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>219267Well, this entire ordeal was a kind of ROUNDABOUT way to saving the princess.
>>219267I don´t get this meme
>>219258P.S. New thread? We haven't been getting bumps so it might go under
>>219330>It might go underNo, not really. I've had a thread on here since last Friday and it just hit page 10 like 20 minutes ago.
>>219242I guess losing mass isn't too bad.Witch got THICC and we can eat our way up to being big.
So what's the bump limit on this board, anyway?
>>220071750, but after 72 hours, threads naturally drop off as well.
starting earlier today. 16:00 UTC
>>220905good so what are we gonna try to do now we left the body
>>219227> Gum Witch has nothing but brute gum strength and a mini golemyou know, it was suggested here >>209322that her source of magic was her sweet tooth. At this point it's clear her main source of magic is the staff, but let's roll to see about how her sweet tooth works.Roll a d3:1-Her sweet tooth has nothing to do with her magic power, she can use minor spells at will. She doesn't need the staff to do so.2-Her sweet tooth does nothing.3-Her sweet tooth allow her to perform some minor spells at will. She doesn't need the staff to do so.and roll a d2:1-Her sweeth tooth has nothing to do with her staff skill. She had studied hard at Candy Magic University and can perform stronger spells whenever she's using the staff.2-Her sweeth tooth gives her increased magic power whenever she's using the staff.roll only one dice, please.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>221216ill roll for both
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>221216fuck so lets try to get a good roll for this one
>>221216That mini golem is as big as us now. But we're still stretchy. Eat the golem.
>>221216>We just made her slightly more dangerousFuck.
Perhaps we can use candy as a diatraction, take advantage of the sweet tooth
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>219242let's begin
>>221549E S C A P E The body
>>221558some else do the roll i'm going into the shower
Rolled 10 (1d10)Hold onto her boobs and pull yourself out.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>221558No need to roll, this time. We're finally out.
>>221603Grab and devour the Candy Corn Golem.
>>221603Quickly search and devour anything edible to add to our mass
>>221603Try to eat the bubble gum witch
>>221618also do you have a art blog or any thing like that Op?
>>221603She tries to eat you
>>221618yeah, beacuse that totally works last time.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>221645well then lets not get anything below 5
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>221645
>>221651You're supposed to roll a 1d8 dice.>>221645
>>221651you rolled the wrong dice.
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>221645well then lets not do that again
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>221645
>>221668*insert clapping here*
>>221633oh yes, it's http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>221668>>221618It's a 5% of your original mass, not your current mass.
>>221723Bury me in those thighs.
>>221723Where did the golem go?
>>221723Keep on he assault while she's booty bothered.
Use your stretch powers to get more mass at once.
>>221738d9. If 4-5 we roll again to see which magic she can use.
>>221750Don't you mean mASS?
Rolled 1 (1d9)>>221757
>>221761well then we fucked.
>>221761Guess we go right back on those hips.
>>221761the ride never ends!
>>221761Back we go
Well, here's hoping OP gets some shitty Battery rolls.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>221761>>221738Survival 101. Today's lesson, try to eat preys smaller than you.
>>221913Eat her inside out
>>221913At least we're close to the exit this time.Try to get out as fast as possible.
>>221924yeah, we aren't disassembled this time. eat your way out!great art btw OP, i'm dying over here
>>221913also she better get thicker againsee >>220905
>>221938make sure you are replying to the correct post for the get. Roll a d10, we don't have many choices this time anyways.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>221987
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>221987Pour lhempereur!
>>221987good we can mold ourselves into something better
>>222013We could try to give her cavities.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>221987if i got the get then here's my roll (here's hoping its better than a 3)
>>221987 At least we didn't end up in the valley of death.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>222080>>221924>>221938>Son_of_Dob.png
>>222133Float off to somewhere.End up at a friendly Thick Witch's place.
>>222133Float into the witch and pop near her eyes.
>>222133>>222142I second this.
>>222133Pop all over the witch and cover her with yourself.
>>222149roll a d4
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>222183
>>222183I reiterate.>>222142It's fitting and we need some real plot advancement, mang.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>222209>>222149Your persistence is remarkable. You are a true hero.
>>222267Breath out and see where you land
>>222267Save the princess, ignore witch.
>>222267Still seconding >>222142
>>222267Float towards the princess.
>>222282>>222286This does sound like an interesting plan instead of killing ourselves trying to accomplish nothing.
>>222276Second this. >>222267
it's funny how you try to fight back in that lame state.>>222312at this point the wizardess feels sorry for you
>>222319yeah, that's the point
Rolled 6575 (1d10000)>>222349fuck it
Rolled 4282 (1d10000)>>222349
Rolled 9627 (1d10000)>>222349We can do this!
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)>>222349Just testing to see how huge this would be.
Rolled 2471 (1d10000)This quest is getting way to real.
Rolled 1 + 9999 (1d1 + 9999)>>222411>You can only roll 25 dice at a timeHuh.
>>222349Dude, we float now, we can just grab the princess and go.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>222319>>222276>>222384good try>>222458>we can just grab the princess and go.It's not that easy, there is a wizardess, you know?
>>222488Reform into Gummyconda, coil about Witch.
>>222488>finally catch after update on phoneAyy.>>222491
>>222488Make an appeal to her, we just wanted to impress the witch because we think she's cute, but this is starting to hurt. Can we work out something desirable for all parties involved?
>>222500I still want to call her cute.
>>222497We can show her our 8 inch cock?
>>222530we're barely like 3' tall, how do we have an 8" dick?
>>222500roll a d10
>>222541We're made of gum. If anything, why aren't we just a 3ft dick?
>>222553too much gum mass for an appendage we don't need at the moment.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>222552
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>222552
>>222569>>222582>>222583i'll go with this if the original suggester don't roll in the next 5minutes
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>222552I might as well join the FUN!
Don't let us down, original suggester!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>222583
>>222593>>222500OG please get the fuck back in here
Shitty snake it is!
>>222617FUCKKKKKK WHERE ARE YOU OG
>>222634it's too late m8. at least OP is getting shitty rolls for staff charge.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>222569>>222500>>222491Your persistence is praiseworthy. The wizardess realises that you are not going to give up whatever happens. She wants to make a deal.Votation time, Deal or no deal? i'm going to eat something meanwhile.
Guess a deal is the best chance.We can always betray her later.
>>222745I want to know the details but yes, it's probably our best chance.
>>222729Ask the details of this "deal" first.And then we will be inclined to accept or deny.
>>222768Precise wording: What did you have in mind...
>>222729Of course we'll agree to a deal with a cutie like her. What does she have in mind?
>>222729"Of course madame, although some negotiations may be in order."
>>222843Obligatory, "Where the fuck were you when we needed you." post.
>>222843Where the fuck were you
>>222854>>222851Cooking. I prefer a proper meal to Ramen noodles.
>>222867Eh, fair enough. At least roll us a D10 now to see what you would've got.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>222880
>>222898eh still shit but whatever
>>222729It looks like we have a consensus.This is the deal.The wizardess staff need to be conected to Piñata Princess in order to be charged. But there is a better staff which doesn't need to be charged. This staff is guarded by Caries. If you bring me the staff I'll set free the princess.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>223003Acceptable, if you agree to change us back to our human, or at least a form that can do it.
>>223003As long the golem comes with us.
>>223003Ask for help in getting the staff. Maybe gum fuse for greater power?
>>223028this and this as well >>223031we need our mass back to do the job anyways, so why not let her tag along?
>>223003I ran out space in the canvas.
>>223124So....can she teleport use to the location?
>>223124Begin holding up our end of the bargain.Unless that means part 2 incoming.Head to the lair of the Caries.
>>223124Yaaay, pet the cute golem and apologize for trying to get her gone.Promise you'll find a way to give her a proper body.
I can see it now. We go through all this shit to get the super staff, get the princess and...>you got the princess, what do?>break her open, eat the candy inside, Fuck the corpse
>>223189Sounds like a plan to me. And all this took place in the span of an afternoon and a bit of the night.Although you fuck her twice BEFORE breaking her open, then smash her to adorable bits.
>>223152Well there is sugars in cum...
>>223208i dont think she has a mouth
>>223223Not yet that's why we're getting her a new body
>>223230what is her body going to be made of exactly?
>>223234Candy Corn still unless we're going Pinocchio up in her.
>>223223She's getting it inside but not in her mouth if you get my meaning.Besides, she's a golem. You could probably just hotglue her and she could absorb it.>>223189If Pinata Princess gets knocked up though, maybe she'll fill up with even more and better candy? Maybe she could put out a candy baby?Something to consider rather than immediately busting her open.
>>223124The wizardess gives you a candy bracelet with 5 beads. Each bead is a candy spell. she also gives you a map with the staff's location.Well, we definitely gonna need a new thread for this tomorrow.Good night
>>223264Wouldn't dream of it.See ya tomorrow. Was great.
>>223264We won't betray the THICC!Cya!
>>223264We can never betray qt's. Ask for a kiss for good luck.
>>223350Ask for a smaller candy mini wizardess to go along with the golem. Like when we were tiny and candy, she can just like, pull off a bit of her and put a copy of her mind into it.