We still need the "Sugarcane" in order to rescue the princess. We made a new waif.... I mean friend in our journey. Now we need to climb down a waterfall.Rules:>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 8, 9 and 0.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 10 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=viva+pi%F1ata
>>243462Are we still on the ship?
>>243462i thought we were a girl?
>>243462Search for spare cloth to fashion a makeshift parachute
>>243478Its was all a dream.OR WAS IT?>>243462where the hell are we? Is there a clown within our vicinity?
>>243478look close the bottom right. >>241625
>>243478she knocked us out with the punch and the Stephen King and girl hyjinks where hallucinations
>>243462Also, reminderhttp://imgur.com/BSgwfo6Always watching
Assuming that 8 isn't a get>>243462We ask her "What the fuck happened?"
>>243462Okay we need her to help us build a mech to get down the waterfall.
>>243462Ask her what happened
>>243480roll a d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>243516
>>243519I know you wont let us down Patrick Bateman!
Delores for endgame.
>>243516we still taking 1st roll right?
>>243519We Indiana Jonesing it boys.
>>243519>>243480>Sorry for that, MPD, ya know... Make something useful and get us out of here!!Sorry for the long wait but I had troubles this time trying to fit the mood change here...
>>243741Pull a Mac Gyver and make a god damn awesome slow descending device with all that shit
>>243741fashion a magic car from all the supplies presented.
>>243741make a boat out of this boat
>>243760>>243759>>243758Mac Gyver path it is then.
>>243741Tie inflatable raft to the bottom of the half-barrel securely via rope. Cut sections of planks for seating - measure twice before the cut.Then, fashion some oars if none are present. Sure, we could just use the inflatable raft as it is...BUT THATS NO FUN.
>>243758roll a d10 for engineering skill
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>243799
>>243741please let there be some personality who is always DTF por favor escribe ella con un personalidad que quiere chingar y chupa
>>243799>EEnE MY MAN!
>>243802well, you only knowledge is the indiana jones movie...>>243804she only has 3 personalities, and they are causing enough troubles already.
>>243827Can we get a recap of the three personalities.
>>243832looks like sweet, sour, and normal
>>243840I want to fuck all of them.At once
>>243848You FOOL, You'd give her an aneurysm
>>243856I hear tards give good blowies.
>>243848>Accidentally end up in the Gummy Caverns>Somehow shear off her personalities, two into gummy bodies>Enjoy all 3 bitches
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>243913rolling for it
>>243932>64that HAS to count for somethin'maybe we can play vidya with her.
>>243940We have to wait for the videogame adaption for the dlc bonus scenarios.
>>243832Maybe I'll regret this chart later, so don't take it as an absolute rule. More like a guide for now.
>>243802>>243758well, this is the best you can do with your movie knowledge. Barrel parachute ^tm counts with all the commodities of a real barrel and all the advantages of a XVIII century parachute.
>>243940by virtue of dumb luck doves fly you away to safety.
>>244179Well lets get everyone and some rum and get going!
>>244179Let's fly for it I know we can do it!
>>244179Suddenly, a wild Wizard invades out world, spawning on the deck of the boat.
>>244179Time to put it to the test.
>>244179A flesh wizard, master of sculpting bodies, crash lands on the top deck, from where who knows, but he doesn't look too happy about the situation.
>>244179Then Dolores breaks it for fun
Can we give a pirate bandana to the golem?Pleeaaaaseee?
>>244199roll a d6>>244197>>244202Ok, which thread you two come from?
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>244228
>>244234THANK YOU PATRICK BATEMAN i-its still first come right?
>>244234It controls like a dream!
>>244234this is de pic anyway
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>244238wew
>>244253they already rolled >>244253 not today
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>244238DEUS VAULT!!!
>>244238Sorry I was away
>>244276>>244296You do know that it was already rolled for, right?>>244234
>>244234>>244199The Mythbuster were wrong!
>>244401Now let's go grab that candy cane, staff thing!
>>244401Let's actually talk about the personality thingy.
>>244410We still gotta go through the caves and over the bridge If I remember right.
>>244410>Generic postI vote we skip this and go for another get, unless OP has a "landing" scene.
>>244419Well let's head that way we've dicked around long enough
>>244410eeeehm, yeah, that's the point, let's roll for landing zone
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>244434
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>244434Rollin
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>244434
>>244234hes from the alchemist quest.
>>244476Oh hey, we're back up again.Clearly we need a crossover from Magic Duel, yes?>Send the opponents into a magical space hole>End up in Candyland>Swap over to here and intervene in their fight for a while before they get dragged back
>>244517did something happen to this board?
>>244523~90% of the 4Chan boards had a massive server hiccup and posts all but totally stopped, only a few leaking in for ~half an hour./pol/ was unaffected.
>>244523This should answer >>>/b/688913239
>>244535Oh that explains why everything went silent for about an hour.
>>244439>>244410this is the pic I meant to post before the server problem and the forced cliffanger. We are half way, at least in the map.I'll post the starting time later. Probably saturday long session.
>>244517I'm having problems with magic duel because is running at the same time than this quest and is way too distracting for me, that's why It was taking that long for me to post yesterday...>Send the opponents into a magical space holeI'll gladly draw a crossover as long as they manage to send them into candyland in their thread, and if GBA is ok with that, of course.
>>245631I woud love to do this. I don't know how but I will do whatever I can. Well in my quest there will be som plot first then we can do this. Also I really enjoying your art. All your /v/ pictures are great.
>>245658Gosh, thanks! I better set a fail-proof scenario to avoid magic irreversibilities, just in case.
>>245658>>245719We need more cool drawbros like you two.
Starting at 16:30 utc. We still need a get for >>245630
>>245631>>245658That's why i still have faith in this site.We still have awesome drawbros.Love you two.If it helps, i'm willing to write and try to get a less-forced reason for crossover.Meanwhile i'm writing about a demon isle and being unusually mean to my rpg players.I love being evil once in a while.
>>245866>66Oh baby, it never stops!If i get another 66 or 666 i'll put a fucking Satan-like demon in that isle, i promise.>B-but can the players face it?Most surely they cannot. But that's part of the challenge.
>>245630If you need a get I'll give you one.Obviously we'll help the two of them down, and then jump down with a cool landing pose.
>>245630Grab each of Lola and Candy Golem in an arm, hoist them over our shoulders, and hop down to the ground slightly below, striking a cool post.>>245658>>245719I love when a plan comes together.>>245866I mean, if you ever need a writer, I'm available too...
>>246000>Grab each of Lola and Candy Golem in an arm, hoist them over our shoulders, and hop down to the ground slightly below, striking a cool post.Trips don't lie.
>>246000Trips of true doesn't need puny dice rolls.
i hate to do this, but this thread has peaked my interest, so can anyone give me a short rundown of what we are doing/have done and why?
>>246118The Archive is in the OP if you want to skim it.But basically, something like this has happened thus far.>Find some Wizard in a back yard guarding a Viva Pinata Princess>Square off to reveal they're a Thick Witch>Get turned into a little candy girl in the same motion>That was /v/'s contribution a while back>More fighting, turned into gum, her and us both>End up absorbed into her, find our body, partially consumed, and escape>More fighting as we lose again and again until she strikes a deal>Find the Magic Staff she wants and get the Princess>We head off, taking her Candy Corn Golem (mini) with us>End up meeting a Pirate Girl named Lola on the River of Sugary Succulence>She has a 3-way split personality disorder>End up crashing boat into rocks over a massive waterfall to the Gumdrop Grotto far below>Get punched the fuck out by Dolores, Lola's sour personality>Wake up, make emergency boat, jump to land far below>Land in the forest treesAnd now we're here. I left out a good bit, but yeah.
>>246126Holy shit that beginning seems like some serious mindfuckery. And of course thanks for bothering to reply!
>>246145No problem Anon, I suggest leaving this thread on Auto and reading the archives between new posts.
>>246171Okay! We're the coolest, now lets get a proper look at our surroundings!
>>246171>these lipsMy dick.Ahem, are our legs fine?
According to the map the rape-cave entrance should be nearby, go there.Don't bother putting the golem and pirate down first.
>>246171How light is she if we can carry her on our shoulder or are we just /fit/ as fuck and OP didn't bother to draw the sick gains?
>>246171>>246178Yeah I agreed too.>>246188I damn hope that our legs is fine... We properly need to bulk up some muscles.
after skimming through the archive i need more wan- waifu material. op pls hurry up
>>246118no, but I can give you an unfortunately long version!It's a tale of hero, who's spirit will never quitbut in terms of success, he's really quite shitHe's trying to save a princess from a witch who is thickand whom Anonymous, unsurprisingly, wants to give the dickThings were pretty standard until the witch's disguise was tornAnd we were lolified and "fisted" by a golem made of candy cornWe spat on the golem, shrinking that threatBut the witch then reminded us she wasn't done yetFrom there the fight started delving into magical realmAs the mighty dice gods took charge of the helmThere was stretching and absorption, as we were turned into gumAnd after escaping the womb level, we took a bite out of the witch's bumShe chewed us up and blew us out, but we would not stopSo she through a rock at our bubble and caused us to popAs we made a shit snake, she saw our conviction was realAnd tired of our shenanigans, she made us a dealSee, the witch needs the princess to recharge her magicWithout it all she's got is her sweet tooth, oh isn't it tragic!But the Sugarcane has no limits, it has power to spareA new staff for a princess, now that sounds pretty fairSo she gave us a map and her golem and bracelet with spells we haven't used yetAnd a warning that betrayal would be a mistake we would quickly regretSo we set off on our journey, not forgetting our pledgeAnd then we immediately fell off of a ledgeWe learned the golem can write and does not inflateAnd then gave it a hug, which was pretty greatWe found a pirate ship on a river which was some stroke of luckAnd met a crazy pirate that the thread wants to fuckShe took us aboard, we set sail and got drunkNearly went off a waterfall, crashed the ship, and put Lola in a funkWe promised to fix it and then started building a helicopterThen Delores showed up and we failed to stop herSo that's the quest up to this thread, I hope I remembered everythingOh right, and the big bad is definitely Stephen KingBut the thread's still going and and someone's already replied to my dismayI guess shitty rhyming takes to long, oh well, have a nice day
>>246306Holy god Anon this is amazing How long did you spend on this
>>24630610/10, would read again.
>>246306Damn son, I could not have worded it better. Great job, Rhymeanon.
>>246178this is what you see
>>246359I SAY MUSHROOM CAVE! MOST CERTAINLY NOT FOR DRUGS!
>>246359>That panningOh that is nice.>Path 1 leads through the deadly licorice whip vines>2 is pretty normal, leads to a giant dead tree>3 is the Gumdrop Glade, mushroom edition>4 is Happy Sunshine land guarded by the FairiesWe're going through door #2.
>>246359Go through the route with flowers and a cute warning signanyone who goes through there becomes a faery
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>246359From left to right, 1 2 3 4. Dice decide the fate of us all.
>>246306you are now officially the thread's bard.
>>246359Man up and go through the rightmost route. Certainly not to impress any waifus.
>>246378Is this canon now?
>>244401so it seems a thurst for adventure triggers her happy state
>>246379Ooook. but let me check something first...
>>246336Started after the question but before the reply postDidn't keep track of time, but an hour at most>>246350>>246355thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it but if it's all the sameI think I'll go back to obscurity and just enjoy the game>>246378>8Aw fuckwell that's just my luck
>>246410b-but it's the only one that has an actual warning sign!
>>246422Remember kids, fairies are egotistical dicks in Drakengard.
>>245658YES! Now this is the turn of events I was secretly hoping for.
>>246437To be fair theres no such thing as a good person in that series.But in this it's more to do with if they're fairies or faeries.
>>246437That also make for good magical self destruction explosives
>>246444Or just flying Gumdrops.
>>246359Through the mushroom cave. It's totally so that we can get drugs.I wonder if Lola has another personality that comes out when she gets high.
>>246379You follow the path which that big, intimidating sign warning about fairies. You feel dozens of tiny eyes staring at you... and a huge back pain
>>246539Head on down the path. Offer Lolita a nice flower or two.
>>246539Just walk all gorilla style and drag your knuckles along the ground while arching your back. That should help. also flowers for lolita
>>246539A fairy shows up in front of us! They are made of butterscotch!And she seems to have taken a liking to us...
>>246539Ask the fairy's for guidance!
>>246539Check map to make sure you don't get lostGet separated from group
>>246557a butterscotch fairy would have rather high body fat percentage due to her bodys composition of butter cream and sugar.>tldr THICC fairies.
>>246539You know, OP, I'm just a tiny bit dissapointed you're not drawing the protagonist wearing his "eyepatch"...
>>246539Investigate to see if we can find any fairy waifus for our journey.
As lolita if she knows any chiropractic for your back.
>>246596Voting for this too.
>>246539Contemplate why you jumped down on your legs with two things on your shoulders.
>>246589He could just be wearing it under his clothes, saving it for the perfect moment
>>246612>encounter a monster for some shit>rip our clothes revealing our "eyepatch" and sick gains>monster be mirin'
>>246570Oh no, Pixies! are they really going to help us? roll a d4>>246589you also have a magic bracelet and you haven't used it yet.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>246660
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>246660Aggressive get
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>246660Rolling for critical failure
>>246669>>246670>>246671Good job guys.
>>246669extremely hostile rabid pixies it is.
>>246678No problem man, it's my duty to bring critical failures to this place
>>246734>taking credit for my crit failI'm cool with that. You can be the one who fucked us over.
>>246734>>246743kids, kiiids, you both are a failure
>>246669>>246570The pixie doesn't look cooperative.Keep getting, i'm eating
>>246852Group hug time!
>>246852Eat the pixie to find what she tastes like.
>>246852Stuff her in a jar we got off the ship and stow her away for later.
>>246860Well okay then
>>246860Whelp. This gonna be an odd roll.Why did you say "Lolita eats her."
>>246860...and then we contract rabies
>>246852The pixie attacks you and rips your clothes down to your eyepatch loincloth. Scratched up, a single tear in your eyes from the pain, tattered clothes, and helpless looking; Golem gets the most massive lady boner from seeing you like this and goes full on Knight mode.
>>246852lets play some ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE
>>246852Pick up the stick and kill it!
bite its head off
>>246860maybe this works...d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>247018
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>247018CONSUME
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>247018Critical failure get!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>247018
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>247018Rolling
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>247018Eat her WITH YOUR ASSHOLE.
is OP kill?
>>247035>>246860The last time you tried to eat someone didn't go too well, but you are not the kind of person who learn from his mistakes.
>>247207Try a priests prayer to relieve them of their affliction!
>>247207Jump on top of fairy.
>>247207Shove the fairy in a bottle while it is still surprised from your sudden counterattack.
>>247207Ignore the fairy and continue onward! Quickly, before it attacks!
>>247207Try to capture and squeeze her to absorb her magic
>>247207Capture the fairy while it's still recovering from the shock of realizing her prey is fighting back.
>>247219>an eyepatch>a magic candy bracelet>a map full of doodlesthat's your inventory, you still can try to catch her bare hands
>>247207Lolita uses her Stephen King powers to make the pixie explode
>>247235shove it into your "eyepatch" after catching it then.
>>247207>>247219>>247235Use Lolita's hatthe fairy won't expect that
>>247235Try to catch her with your eyepatch, then shove it back on your crotch.
OH SHIT SON.>>247243WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS INCOMING.
Question about the magic beads. Are they random effects if we use them?
>>247259Something tells me that's probably a bad idea.
>>247269yep, there is still 6 empty slots if you want to add more spells. It has to bre candy related spells
>>247219>>247229>>247234roll a d7
Rolled 2 (1d7)>>247306
Rolled 3 (1d7)>>247306
Rolled 6 (1d7)>>247306Roll
also there is a chance more pixies join the battle
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>247326
>>247330ok, no more pixies... for now
Rolled 6 (1d7)>>247306Fingers crossed
>>245631>>245719>>247402Welp in my thread anons created wormhole. Mario, do you still up for crossover?
>>247412my body is ready
>>247412It's a "Two good things become one shitty clusterfuck" episode.
>>247450>one SHITTY clusterfuck>Not an oddity of back and forth for a little whileYou two could always chat on Tumblr if you want to discuss possibilities and whatnot.
>>247317>>247219Pixie uses her pixy stick!
>>247506It turns the two of us into pixies!
>>247506Her pixie magic turns you into a buxom woman
Use some candy bead against the pixie!
>>247506Blow it back!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>247541
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>247541Nevr regret
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>247541Steven king guide my dice!
>>247541>NO OPTION FOR GOLEMBUT WHY
>>247573he says the two of us, Also, the golem is immune as she is a magical creature... I guess
>>247510>>247553Maybe you are used to this but Lola is freaking out
>>247642chill her out with fairy dust
>>247642Use your pixie wings to tackle the pixie to the ground, then all three of you start pummeling it.
>>247642The pixie grows a huge futa dong
>>247326roll this dice again
>>247642snort some fairy dust and then proceed to beat the SHIT out of the pixie.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>247658fine
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>247658
>>247666>666AW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAWAGAIN?
>>247647What have I begun.
>>247675PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SATAN
>>247681That's not how you spell Steven King.
>>247681I give up. I'll just accept my new life as satan.
>>247700>implying Steven King isn't the one trying to get us killed.
>>247649roll a d8Also Lola has switches to Dolores, roll a d3-2-3: she joins the battle-1: she don't
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d8 + 1)>>247738
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>247745Huh. You can't roll multiple dice variants?Then yeah, 2 for the 1d8.>>247738
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d8 + 1)>>247738testing multiple dice
>>247745>>247751I'm gonna.. stop rolling now.
>>247745>>247751Oh god. You are the worst roller.Blow on the dice before tossing them next time.
>>247751and dolores doesn't give a fuck. maybe she'll regret that decision
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>247738We will beat up the pixie then snort its dust.
>>247738Is Golem just gonna sit there while some fairy bitch starts messing with her man?Golem, be the hero we know you can be. We all love you.
Everybody don't panic! if the first exposure turned us into pixies. then the second exposure will change us back! R-right?anyway snort that shit right up and proceed to beat the shit out of the little brat.
>>247778>2nd will change us backOr change us into Pixie Pixies.
>>247786The most powerful of pixies!except of course for high queen Pixie.Which is actually a misnomer as it's actually a diplomatically decided role.
>>247757Don't do that. Just change the dice. The hell man.Here, have mine.
>>247794I meant like, a Micropixie. The size of how a pixie is to a human, but to a normal pixie instead, so ~5% of the size.
>>247802No worries Satan, I got a set of 24 siders I can whip out for good luck.
>>247802>not making the sides with 6 face upwards for the picture
>>247811Well yes, but because the power is so compressed it becomes so much larger in comparison.Rumors say that the universe is made of pixies so small that no one could ever see them.
>>247814Okay, aside from d100s and d30s, you can count on me.>>247818>Implying that's not upwards
>>247824i meant with all of the dice ya silly goose™
>>247649>>247745More pixy stick dust! (you are immune now, but not immune to pixie rabies)
>>247877Piledrive that Pixie Bitch into Dolores' hat.
>>247877Use a bead, it's magic time!
>>247877Golem goes for the kill!
>>247877Use a bead boi
>>247877Fart in her face.
>>247877Dolores: Cut the crap and smack the rabid pixie
>>247877Put it in her pooper. Tell her she's been a naughty girl.Put what in her pooper? Your entire fist (with a spell bead clenched in it).
>>247877Give the rabid pixie a smooch.
>>247877 Then golem goes in for the kill.
>>247877Round 2 since we've ran the gambit.>>247881
>>247919first roll a d31- pixie dust affects Dolores!3- no it doesn't
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>247926
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>247926
>>247926>>247929>no 2>rolls 2Satan loves chaos.
>>247926>INB4 she turns into a half-pixie
>>247926first roll a d31- pixie dust affects Dolores!2.3- no it doesn'tShit!
>>247941M-MASAKA!watching initial d and drunkposting on /qst/ a best
>>247941roll again, it's not rigged at all!
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>247941
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>247952
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>247952>>247941Fine.
>>247919I'm in a hurry roll a d81-pixie bites you2-3-pixie bites Dolores4-6-Pixies evades your atack7-10-success
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>247962
>>247962not a d8. A d10!!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>247962>>247969
>>247881>>247919>>247966it seems you're not used to fly
>>248025Tackle her and put it in her pooper. Licky licky in her butt. Make her yours by making her bust a lady nut.
>>248025Cast Entangle on the fairy?
>>248025Pull some John Cena shit even though rey mysterio is the superior wrestling-fu on her
>>248025Let do Fastball Special.
>>248025Body slam into the hat>>248032no
>>248025Distract the pixie and let Dolores take care of it while it's distracted.
>>248048The pixie is letting their guard down and you are getting better al flight.1-She bites you2-She bites dolores3-she evades your attack4-you manage to bodyslam her into the hat but bites you5-10 success!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>248078
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>248078
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>248078
>>248088when's Team Wizard Duel gonna show up?
>>248101Looks like next post, which will also be a closer, perhaps.
>>248082>>248048Yes! you finally manage to put that annoying bug in the hat. But then you see something behind the bushes. A cyclop monster girl (thicc type) carrying a unconcious guy in her shoulder. It's a bit suspicious...
>>248241if someone doesn't get it check this thread >>248061
>>248241Cast candy magic at them!
>>248241Poke her in the eye and see what happens
>>248241Are you a kidnapper?
>>248241scream at the cyclops to make it leave
>>248241Unleash the fairy on them.
Does this mean the other thread has been infected with Stephen King as well?
>>248295oh my fuck no OP YOU MONSTER YOU DOOMED US ALL!
>>248295WE WUZ STEVEN KANGS N SHIET
>>248295soon, King will rule over all /qst/. Enjoy your "the shining" and "It" quests.
>>248311DOUBLE DUBS OF DESTRUCTION
>>248295>>248299>>248308>>248311>>248319>>248320GETPOCALYPSE IS BACK
>>248258roll a d41-the guy wakes up and say something2-4 the guy is still dizzy, the cyclop girls says something
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>248338
>>248332oh fuck>off by onebut still
>>248344fucking hell. the getpocalypse is real. welp, time to namefag!
>>248358Oh ITS HAPPENING
>>248344been a while since i've seen someone call dubschecked
They let the lewd in
>>248367I should just stop. See yah I'll be in the Appalachians training in getfu with satan
>>248372Did you say... Satan?
>>248378Fug, I meant SantaYou can come to, but it looks like you don't need it
>>248371>implying lewd is a bad thing
>>248378oh, hi satan. still getting my mail?you have good taste in quests>>248372you're the reason he keeps getting my damn letters
>>248387Yeah. Lewdness in fact improves everything
>>248409Getting your mail? What?
>>248457the kids' christmas gift wish ya damn heretic!
>>248465>forgot name>missed dubs by onebaka desu senpai
>>248470>right back with the dubs afterwards
>>248474All in a night's work for the god-emperor Steven King.
>>248457kids misspelling santa, so you get christmas wishes by accident
>>248258>>248342>are you a kidnapper?>No, no, this is my stupid brother, he creates a wormhole and we both ended here, we only want to get back.Brother? they don't look alike at all!
>>248495do we roll for what she does in the other thread or?for us, tell her she can tag along till she figures out how to get back
>>248495Thick women never lied you so far, so ask her from where they came from and how you can help
>>248495Trust the completely and question nothing
>>248495"Then why do you two not look alike?"
>>248495Can you change me Back?
>>248495>She's thicc tho...My sides.
>>248495Ask her if she can wake her bro somehow to turn us back into a human with magick with a roll ofc and crit fail would turn us into a human size thicc fairy [/boner]
>>248495What do you know about thicc witches and how to bed them?!
>>248508Yeah, that's not the weirder thing you had seen in your journey.also your leitmotiv is "always believe in the thicc".You both then exchange your backstories.
>>248705Bro Wizard: Wake up saying (sloppily) "Im sorry Rox, im sorry. I just missed you sooo much, fuck. I have a headache ouch."
>>248705Now then, Lola, I assume it's Lola currently, puts her mouth over the brim of her hat, and swallows the trapped Pixie.
>>248705Ask if she knows about the Candy Cane.
>>248705Let's see if she can help us dispose of the fairy by teleporting it somewhere else!
>>248705Ask Cyclops about Stephen King and the magic staff
>>248738Didn't we just exchange backstories?
>>248705I can't tell if the golem is happy or upset.
>>248750she only wants hugs
>>248749Not their knowledge on the macguffin
>>248738roll d61-3she knows nothing about candyland lore4-5she only can give you basic advice about magic artifacs6-she only can give you some advice about staffs in general
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>248769
hey op if you want your posts to stick out, you can use these bc ur op
>>248839Not only that. He can choose a couple colors.
>>248839>le ebin 5 year old troll imagesget out
>>248839Is this symbol the super^script?
>>248839>>248846this. Ive only seen the Jack chitin QM use colors and bold text so far...
>>248851Demonity quest guys also use them quite a bit.
sorry there was a little comunication problem and we both thought the other was doing the next pic...
>>248933No problem, honestly. I'm surprised we didn't stop for the night.
>>248933It's okay. Take your time, bros.
ITS A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE
well, tomorrow it's gonna be christmas!Ffs, 4.30 a.m. see you tomorrow, I think I overjoyed this session.
>>249015Sleep soundly you beautiful bastard
>>249015Cheers to both of ya, hope you sleep soundly.
>>248848not sure sorry
how about a even earlier session today? Maybe I won't be able later.
>>249971Just when I'm going to bed. :(
>>249986Not right now Dont worry, sleep your daily 4 hours
>>250029Hey OP, I know that the question isn't directly related to the quest itself, but I was wondering, would you mind telling how you developed your drawing skills? Any key moments/literature that helped you improve? You have a pretty neat style.
>>248996>>249015Ho ho holy shit
>>250048I started doing doodles of pic related when I was a kid, then, 20+ years of pratice and an a fine arts university degree.
>>250088Oh shit, are you from Eurostan?I remember reading that as a kid.
>>250118nah, i'm from Spain, this is a very famous spanish comic.
are you guys going to sleep all day? what's a good hour to start today?
>>250156I'm awake. Let's do this.
>>250156Theres at least 2 of us
k, lets set the starting time to 14:30. I don't know if GBA will show, so maybe i gotta proceed on my own.
>>250156Theres at least 3 of us
>>250176GBA is from Russia, so he should be awake.
Oi lads, did i miss any blatant fanservice? I came here as i could since it isn't exactly easy to shitpost while hining up a mountain with a probably adhd dog tethered to my waist? Also how long until start? I'm not too savvy with timezones.
>>250200well 14:30 utc is 15:30 gmt if that helps
>>250200Not long now, and you didn't miss much. Me, Steven king and Satan are canon gods of the other thread though, and we just rolled for my turn to influence here. Expect snow
>>250200it's 55 minutes from now
>>250213>my turn to influenceYou might wanna dial back the self importance just a bit though.
>>250210>>250213>>250218Thanks guys! also i didn't even notice i got dubs again
Looks like Pompolus is messing with the weather
>>250273huh. my ID changed again. Don't worry lads i'm still here.
>>250285Improvise some coats.The girls are nearly naked.
>>250285use your body heat to warm up the girls.
We are taking turn this time guys! go to >>250304 for the get!>>250285>>248769>>248738>sorry we don't usually use artifac support to cast magic>and how you gonna go back?>mmm, i don't know, it's my brother's fault that we ended here. But is an incompetent and certainly can't cast thar spell again with the same result.
>>250308suggest action for my characters here and suggestion for the wizzard bros on Magic Duel thread! We are taking turns!
>>250308Look for winter coats
Use candy magic against the cold.
>>250308land on lola's head and wrap yourself into your new pixie wings to keep warm.
Wizard created with magic a fur cloak. He offer it to his sister. She says that she is not little princess and she can stand a little bit of cold. She also suggest him to go fuck yourself. Then with not so much thinking wizard decide to give that fur cloak to little pirate girl. She enjoys her new gift very much. At least somebody appreciated him.
>>250449make your own path in the woods using FIRE.
>>250449>>250456rememeber, actions for Hero, Lolita or candy golem
>>250462And?My get would still apply IF I HAD ONE
>>250449Let's fly over everything to the goal.
>>250449Hero can land on some of the other characters and wrap his wings around him in an attempt to stay warm.
>>250449MC flys up throught the canopy and surveys the forest path.
>>250464Calm down Steven King, you aren't Mr. Turner.
>>250261Ho ho hold on, that's just what some anon rolled for, not me.>>250449Let's have the wizards turn us back from pixie form
>>250470roll a d81- A bird attacks you2-4- Too cold for a little fairy5-6- You try to survey the forest for a path, But is all snow and you can only guess the direction7-8 You find what it looks like a secure route to exit the forest.
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>250485
>>250449Hero, blow pixie dust on that faggot for touching your pirate waifu.
>>250488Dubs of truth
>>250485>>250470You fly up to see over all the forest but there is too much snow to distinguish any possible route. At least you can tell the direction you must take and how far you are from the cliff base Be sure to reply here >>250539 !
>>250542Wizard's sister decided that is time for action. She grabbed everybody and run really fast. Unfortunately wizard's hat was caught by tree branch his sister couldn't hold the balance and everybody fall down exept pixie. Also bag opened and some hostile pixie break free.
>>250800Punch pixie in its flying cunt.
>>250800We take her down in one swift motion, piledrive into the fucking ground!
>>250800PIXIE DUST THEM ALL
use cyclops as a sled, with the help of candy magic if necessary.
>>250800Punch the pixie in its fucking vag and snap its neck. This thing is going to cause more harm than good; it'll be a service you do for it anyways, as it is suffering from rabies.
I just want to let both artists know that they are awesome.Easily the coolest quests going at the moment.
>>250837If only Jara came back, /qst/ would be complete.
>>250846>qm_guy last tweeted 7 days agowhy even live?
>>250853Eh, stuff is happening for Jara QM
>>250818We should end her when we had the chance...roll a d81-The pixie bites you2- The pixie uses her pixy stick3-4- The pixie uses her pixy stick and flies away5-6- The pixie flies away7- You knock out that ugly bitch for good8- FATALITY!
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>250861
>>250860He's having some "family issues" as he puts it. Hopefully he'll be back soon
>>250865OH Karma. Because we tried to eat her, now she's eating us, or giving us pixie rabies, or both
>>250852http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jara%20and%20the%20Valley%20of%20Secrets>>250865Can't miss Jara too much with rolls like this though.
>>250865local namefag ruins everything
>>250865Lots of 1's being rolled. Jara's spirit lives on.
>>250852Long story very short, pic related
>>250865we rabies now!roll a d4+1 to see how many turns do you have before you succumb to pixie rabies.
>>250875More like the curse of the sucky wizard infesting this world's rolls.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>250880
>>250884why even bother?
>>250877Oh holy shit. How low are the odds of that? Wouldn't that be similar odds to the lottery or some shit?
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d4 + 1)>>250880
We just have to finally use some fucking candy magic!
>>250889it's something like 1/2^25 or somethingso 1/33554432?
>>250884>>250892Oh luck. the bad one was actually rolled the wrong way!
>>250886whoops sorry, didn't see the +1 you put there
>>250896Other local namefag saves the day
>>250892And here's Alchemist level of luck.
>>250899>>250884I can add together 1+1. Sorry you have 2 turns to fix this chain of fails
>take a break from shitposting>come back>everything has gone to shit once againwell then, it had to happen at some point.
>>250922Ask your wizard friends if they have a remove disease spell. Hold onto the fairy while you ask this, even if she's biting you. If they do, get them to cast it on both you and the pixie.Boom. Fixed this bad situation. All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
>>250940In before everybody becomes pixies because critical failure spell
>>250940We'll have to have idiot Brother do that directly.
>>250922Use fucking candy magic already!
>>250940>All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.heh
>>250818>>250865>>250884You try to punch the dixie but she is faster than you and bites your arm! Oh shit you have 2 turns before you succumb to pixie rabies!!Replies goes here >>251045
gotta go, see you in 2-3 hours with a new ID
>>251052When wizard wake up heu sees that you got bitten and probably will have rabies. But Doctor Wizard Guy has a solution - transformation into succubus. That sure will help. Wizard cast a spell on you but unfortunately result is more different then he expected.>Sesil The Lust-wizard approved>Also I will take a break until Mario returns.
>>251634Incredible, per first time in his life save viva piñata princess guy is .. HANDSOME!
>>251634Thank god I go both ways
>>251634magicguy should try to immolate the pixie or paralyze it. and after the battle princess guy will use his newfound incubus powers to seduce everything with a pulse
>bulgeVisions of eye-patch gets.
>>251634Great work, I am happy with this too.
>>251694>Trap us has a bigger bulge than regular us.
>>251743>implying this is a bad thing
>>251752did I ever say it was?
>>251743Well we are an incubus now, it makes sense.
What we need to do is find a way to "lock in" this form of ours.
>>251801Maybe we'll make a deal with Giga Satan.
>>251776I third this
>>251776But what if Candy doesn't like it? Let's not forget end goals here.
>>251814he seems like a cool guy, we have a realistic chance and with all the dubs i've gathered throughout the day i should have some say in the matter[/powertrip]
>>251831But Anon, the end goal is the Pinata Princess.
>>251851Speaking of, what's going on with her and Candy Wizard right now?
>>251875Hardcore piñata lesbian sex
>>251851who?We're saving her, but thicc witch is best girl. You can't deny this.
>>251898Correct. We're doing all this because of a mishap on our way to the 7-11 and don't care enough to just GO GET SOME FUCKING LUNCH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
>>251898Best girl is obviously Golem
>>251898>implying incubus MC isn't best girl
To be perfectly honest, I got a soft spot for Lola/ita/Dolores.Despite *someone* slaughtering the roll on her body type.
>>251906>>251904It's a tie betwixt these two.
>>251906I hope at the end MC ends up as a girl permanently and has a lesbian ending
>>251925Don't stick your dick in crazy but she is cute I'll agree
>>251925>slaughteringI heard about shit taste before but you take the cake.
>>251940I'd prefer if we stayed male.
>>251965well, an incubus IS a male, so we can propably compromise...
>>251927But what about the thicc witch?
>>251634>leave expecting a virile demonic stud>2 hours trip>check thread>see thismy sides have returned to home.Ok give some time to digest this.
>>252154Ayyy, welcome back
>>252154b0ss pls give me de boipussy
>>252154Take all the time ya need.Incubi have always been sultry creatures, not violent titans.
>>252175Yeah, but they usually pander to woman and have an appearance to fit it. This does not appear to be the case.
>>252202We are talking about the infamous succubus (male).
>>251688well this is the get but I'm afraid we don't have magicguy license in this thread. So. going to part 2 of the get.toll a d81- you can't control your new powers!2-3 you are too busy strangling the wizard guy4-5 this is too embarrasing!6- looks like it works7- It works too well8- I never asked for this!!
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>252258WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>252265Ho ho hoh my
replies here>>251688 >>252265 >this is your idea of helping someone?!>just stop strugling me for a moment an use your new powers>FINE JEEZWoah, the pixie is in shock right now.me too.
>>252521oh lord my boner is reaching critical levels EVACUATE NOW
>>252521Even if he's male, I would sex him
>>252521Big sister really get tired of this annoyng pixie. She sawllow pixie as some food. But pixie have some side-effects. Sister become really weird and start to flirt with incubus.>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>252703rolling for lewds
>>252703Quick! Tell whoever is the current personality of the pirate captain to save you!
>>252703Tell her you're a devout Christian who wants to wait til marriage.
>>252703Cover your crotch with golem while Demon lady and Lola check out the goods
>>252703Run you fool!
>>252729Don't forget to take off your high-heels before running.
>>252734surely an incubus would have no problem running with high heels on
Rolled 5224 (1d10000)>>252729Run in the heels, damnit! You gotta look GOOD~ while running!Also,>Diceroll means we end up running right into the Cavern of Sugary Surprises
>>252736We were turn into one, we're not use running in high-heels
>>252739>You gotta look GOOD~ while running!god damnit guys
>>252743Speaking of, how's our leg status? Okay or FINE~~~
>>252739>Target develops a fear of trees; they might be treantsNeat.
>>2527291--2-NO ESCAPE3- you trip with the wizard4-you trip with Dolores5-6-In a desperate attempt you use your power not knowing what they really do7-you succesfully run and hide8-you succesfully hide and somehow manage to put some clothes back
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>252762SWEAATING
>>252763>off by onedisappointment
>>252763>tripping with Dolores.Oh boy, she might stomp on his crotch once the incubus charm kicks in
>>252772>We get ravaged by both THICCiEST wizard and tripolar candy pirate.Man it's sure is hot in here....
>>252772>>252778holy fuck the ri/d/e never ends does it?
>>252781Another idea.>Shear Lola's two alt. personalities into a magical catalyst>Accidentally end up with the personalities in BigSis
>>252781We must go even lewder!
>>252808>Candy warps in via Candy Cane Gate to check in on us>Accidentally falls for our Incubi scent>End up in a foursome with 2 thick casters and a tripolar pirate
>>252816>>252808>>252807if /d/ubs this becomes canon
>>252823If Satan, Santa, and Steven King allows it.
>>252823It's already cannonIn our candy hearts.
>>252826AWE MARIA! May the mighty Triamvia
>>252823>>252826>>252843I do allow it.MarioGrant and GBA PUHLEEASENow in all seriousness. I just want the siblings to get along and to have wincestuous sexSo i don't really like the idea of Roxane with Incubus guy.
>>252864Your voice speaks loud, but your "gets" are weak.
>>252864i can only imagine GBA running to mario shouting "sir, the lewd levels are out of control" and mario responding with "FIRE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT"
>>252864>"and On the third thread, he doth said, with the id of 252864, I do allow it. But I dont really like the idea of Roxane and incubus. And what he said was just."
>>252892>idyou mean post number, right?
Rolled 54 (1d100)i want to make the cyclops ahegao.is that too much to ask?(rolling just because)
>>252901I am a new scribe. May the Triamvia forgive me.
>the QMs' faces when this thread
gets in magic duel thread!>>252729>>252763under normal circumstances you wouldn't negate the embrance of a thicc woman. But this is not normal at all. You try to escape (in a a girlier way than normal) but those high heels are not going to colaborate.Who turned the light off?well, that's all for today, see you tomorrow guys. Goodnight!
>>253024night muh dude
>>253024Cheers love, sleep well.
>>252826>>252864I think I can let this happen, you ho ho horny boys. This quest is going to be on my very "naughty" list.
Surprise session! starting in a few minutes!
>>253993We starting session now. Reply to this post >>254004
I think the situation is getting tense with this two
You had enough of this incubus. You can be better then him, stronger, smarter and more attractive. Now you cast a spell of succubus transformation on yourself. But you was distracted with other thoughts and mispronounced a spell. You become some kind of disgusting buttface daemon. Oh no!
>>254113Fug Buttface and hide in it for warmth in the winter seasons Then set the forest on fire
>>254113Try it again, this time with the slutty costume incantation add on
>>254113Incubus, feeling sorry for him, casts a "Cleanse" spell on the Wizard using inherent Incubi magic.It may or may not turn him into some sort of miniature Cerberus. Or a Succubus/Incubus.
>>254144Seconding the dubs
>>254113Quick use a candy bead!!!
>>254113>Been away for a while>>254155>ThisBut add in that Roxie is molesting us now and we let it slide while we cast.
>>254159FUUUUUCK, the candy spell list is in my other PC!
>>254159>Not in any danger, just shenanigans and transformation spells
Rolled 5909 (1d10000)>>254166Well, I mean if you need a list of magic spells...http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
>>254166>>254159I remember some spells in first part and the last ones, roll a d100 maybe I remember...>>254174i'll use if I can't remember the spell number
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>254183ok
>>254191wow, just wow...I totally remember that oh god1-"roll again, the spells backfires"
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>254199thank godalso get
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>254199Ha...haha.
>>254191I feel ya brother
>>254202give my a minute they are sending my the document
>>254213meanwhile think about what you do to rdeserve such bad rolls
>>254222It's simple, Jara cursed us.
>>254222>such bad rolls>gets tripsoh the irony
>>254226Jara would be a good crossover for hereDat thicc ass
>>254256Two atta time, Anon. No need in torturing THREE QMs at a time.Also, I got a question for our two hosts, how are you liking/disliking this crossover?
I made a thing to commemorate this moment.
>>254270I remember that one time i tried rolling d100s for random loot for my old rpg group.I got 4 out of 5 rolls over 90. And one of them was a 99.Therefore, lv2 party getting magic items, diamonds and shiny shit.I never used random loot again.Also, i'm not fazed by dice rolls anymore.Except if you throw like, 10d6 and manage to get ten 1s.And shiiiiiiit. I thought GBA and MarioGrant(MG?) were out. Now i started a thread at the same time. Fuck. Sorry.
Finally I get the list, and... just look...roll a d3 to see how many turns the hallucinations lastsdon¡t worry it just hallucinations
>>254294This is fine, mah boy. I am sure if people want they will follow both quests. Also you are really good quest master. Good job, mate.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>254312Ha... haha.
>>254313I know that the coexistence doesn't need to be destructive, but i feel like people will prefer this quest(s) over mine.Cause you guys are incredible artists.And thanks, that really means a lot!Also, i'm quite impressed no one managed to roll a single d100 get there.
>>254315i forgot the +1, a total of 4 turns, shit
>>254322oh boy aren't we in for a wild ride.>rolling for pixie-coke induced rampage that ends in a forest fire
>>254328>Not just ending up molesting Rox and she burns down the forest due to a rogue spell discharge
>>254315>>254202>>254191>>254159So you wanna fight me, then is time for the magic candy bracelet.Just one bead and I'll ...I... duuuuuuuuudereplies here >>254404
>>254416of course i forgot image
>>254416>>254422You try to use your new succubus abilities to seduce incubus. But he seems does'nt paying attantion to you at all. Also everything alive in radius of 5 yards now vomit uncontrollably. It seem sister vomit all this pixie substance from her and probably will be ok. Mission accomplished?
>>254575>>254575Continue being high on drugs and in your high state use at full power the incubus charm
>>254575Meet Candy God
>>254575Kiss that delicious succubus.
>>254589roll a d41-Candy god is a Lovecraftian horror2-Candy god isn't what you expected3-Candy god is the typical boring looking god4-Candy god is actually... a goddes3-actually, is a candy goddess
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>254610meant d5?
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>254610Rool
>>254610I miss my desktop PC...>>254612no ignore the last 3
>>254612>>254614sexy cthulhu lady anyone?
>>254612>d5Does this still count?
>>254615Oh, so the other guy rolled a 4.>>254619I wish
>>254621>roll with a wrong diceinvalid roll
>>254635make her at least a bit lovecraftian though
>>254630>no face tentacles>no bat-like wings
>>254630To make it candy related... I'm sorry.
The goddess better be a big titty oversexualized curvy goddess
>Goddess Of Candy>candy is sugar goo>Shoggoth of HFC
>>254656>not a sweet loli
>>254652John, put that down.
>>254664holy shit that's some nightmare fuel right there.>now let's find a way to sexualize it.
Also looking around for black candy, I found out there's gummi penguins
>>254678Put it in a cheerleader skirt.
>>254614>>254589>>254831>You contemplate The Goddess of all candies revealing herself in all her glory in front your eyes, words aren't enough to describe her thickness>you are trippin mang! the hallucinations will last 2 more turns
>>254845>rape we're a trap incubus, we would be the ones getting fucked.
>>254836Try to turn ourselves backjk, breast expansion on Lola and sister
>>254925you misspelled breast multiplication
>>254925>>254932Nah, I meant breast expansion
>>254932>>254925Why not both?
>>254956>>254836Nah, just expansion is fine
>>254973Is comedy some weird foreign thing to you or what?
>>254998Lewd is srs bsns, anon.
>>255000o shit check'em
>>2550004 boobs are better than 2. This is serious fact
>>255014but more isn't always better. and imo multiboob goes too close to furshit.
>>2550204>2even math agrees with us anon
I hope everybody ends up becoming big titty and with huge asses succubi, specially the guys
>>255040this guy gets it.
>>255040>End up swimming in a sea of boobs and bootyI am okay with this.
>>254836Being a disgusting butt-face daemon really makes you think about your decisions in life. You starting feel more responsible for what you have done. All this thoughts transform you back to normal look. You approach to your sister ad sincerely apologize to her. You say that you have literally been an asshole. And you really want to pay for everything you have done. Then sister says that if you really want to redeem yourself, you better find a way back to home-world. Also she that the naked guy that making out with owl really creeping her out.>Incubus will have hallucinations one more turn>Now turn of MarioGrant"s characters
>>255072Keep hallucinating and trigger at full power your incubus powers to charm the imaginary goddess
>>255072Go on a psychedelic induced raping spree, starting with our own female companion Golem.
>>255088>doing anything bad to Golemyou fucking MONSTER
>>255088golem is not for sexual
>>255088Can we not do this.Let's just move the plot along
>>255100Candy corn is yummy
>>255124we gotta do it nowbut maybe the qm can advance the plot with it once we roll that 1
>>255088Please be our hallucination, while Lola and Golem just kind of drag our dumb ass through the woods
>>255088Well that escalated quickly
>>255135on a sidenote, why isn't everyones favourite tripolar pirate waifu not wearing a pirate tricorn instead of that creepy-as-shit stephen king hat?
>>255088you are about to commit the most horrible action of the whole adventure, proceed? <N/Y>1-critical fail2-3-you try to rape what you think is the golem4-6-the hallucination effects end just before you do something horrible7-You monster8-success?
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>255157
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>255157Yes
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>255157
>>255157>>255159Oh bollocks. That's alright, I'll get the protag to rape Golem sometime in the future when he's sober.He wants dat Golem booty.
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>255159You will regret this.
>>255166>>254866not sure why I'm rolling successes and getting 66 all the timeat least mine doesn't count this time
>incubi>raping anythingAbsolutely haram.
>>255173Golem doesn't even have a booty.
>>255159but if golem wasn't there, THEN WHO WAS GOLEM?roll a d6, but no options, is a surprise
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>255201
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>255201
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>255201
>>255205second worst option
>>255220OH god, he's going to rape wizard apprentice guy!
>>255232and whats wrong with that?
>>255236Wizard apprentice guy is deep down a little girl trapped in a man's body, that's pedophilia!
>>25524018, we're 18 at heart. The little part is about our height
I've been away from the internet for three days, did I miss any Stephen King goodness?
>>255205>>255159>>255088>hey fuccboi! did you know? if succubi don't rape a candycorn golem they'll die! trust me, owls can't lie! Check this out!When you get back to your senses you're squeezing and licking the breast of a very pissed half demon wizardess...
>>255428No more dicks, we all lady now. Use dickless magic to get home
>>255428Wow shit! She really pissed of now. "Did you do this to him?'' she says. You try to swear that you not responsible for this. She grabs incubus's crotch and throw him right in your head. "Enjoy your time with your sex buddy'' says sister "I tired of this place. Let's go!" Sister, Lolita and golem move further into thr forest, leaving both of you behind.
>>255648Lets time travel back a minute or so so that doesn't happen.
>>255648Face fuck the bro wizard.
>>255648Get facefucked by the horny wizard
>>255663this is fine too
>>255648Follow behind and try not to get into anymore trouble!
>>255663>>255669That'd be controlling the other thread's character, unless you mean to start sucking him off.
>>255669>facefucking>69noicealso that's not responding to the correct post
>>255672>not replying to the correct post>not waiting 10 minutes to rerollnope
>>255674We roll 3, 6 or 9 for either person right?You might want to keep the posts in one thread.
>>255691We take turns with the characters. Right now it is Save Viva Pinata char's turn.And then it is the Magic Duel char's turn, which you reply in his thread. Keep up with the rules.
>>255648Get up and follow themHas the get already been got or did it not count?
>>255691GoodBad is X3 (3,6,9)Mario is high roll, (8,9,0)
>>2556918, 9 or 0 here, and we are alternating threads because evetually they'll take diferent ways>>2556701-you follow them and get into one more2-you follow them3-you follow them and try to solve the wardrobe problem
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>255705
>>255706EYEPATCH TIME BOISWe're gonna MAKE it fit.
>>255654We ain't Chris Quil dude that won't work
>>255706you try to summon back your clothes againroll a d81-critical fail2-eyepatch mankini (resized)3-leather belts4-swinsuit5-bunnygirl outfit6-just your original incubus clothes7-revisioned original clothes8-original clothes
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>255725
>>255728Well that's ok
What should I start rolling for next. I am split between having our guy try to NTR the sister character with his Incubus powers as revenge against the brother character, attempting to seduce golem with his Incubus powers, or just straight up raping Golem.I like all options. Why can't we just choose all of them?
>>255728And nothing changesTime to do it all ho ho hover again
>>255738Why not read the prompt and base your reply off it? That's what I do.
>>255738>I like all options. Why can't we just choose all of them?because all these ideas are retarded?
>>255744>replying in the momentIt's almost like you don't want best candy girl to end up with best demon guy.>>255746I know you are but what am I? :^)))))))))))) xDDDD
>>255738To kill yourself.
>>255738There always has to be a 'that guy', quit thinking with your dick you ho ho horny little shit
>>255754You think our character should attempt suicide?That's actually not a bad idea. We've gotta be creative with it, though. Have any ideas? I was thinking maybe we have Golem stand up on a tree and then we trick her into catching us by our head when we fall, allowing her to break our neck without even knowing it.
>>255765you seem like the kinda guy that tries just a little to hard.
>>255765>trying to kill off best girl>>>/out/
>>255828What? Is our MC best girl? Are you illiterate?
>>255765Somebody get this ho ho hothead outta here
>>255841this has to be b8
>>255856>You think our character should attempt suicide?>have Golem stand up on a tree and then we trick her into catching us by our head>allowing her to break our neckIlliterate it is.
Both of you, kindly stop. This is a tale of waifus, not autism.
>>255900I don't prefer to bait when I can instead TRAP.Will you spring mine?
>>255919Got any reverse traps in that bag of yours?
>>255926Or is this more up your alley?>>255930Illiterate and trash tastes? Come on, dude. You've got to have some redeeming quality, right?
>>255930No, Towergirls. :^)
>>255934Both are good, to be honest.Ideal scenario is make a guy friend at a formal gala, ends up revealing herself to me and we continue the charade for years to come.
>>255934Just stop dude.
>normally asleep by now>normally miss loads of shit>stay up today>ohI'm go ho hoing to bed
>>255934>wanting to make a qt incubus kill himself>says others have trash taste???
replies here>>255659>>255728>>255706>>255670You decide to stop fooling around and continue your way out of the forest. But first you need some clothes. You snap your fingers and the incubus clothes reappear. They aren't too much but is better than fucking nothing.>It doesn't look that hard, see? first try!>it's not that easy you know!>You don't even know how I look like normal! you don't wanna know how I really am?>believe me, I already see ENOUGH of you!
>>255982You approach to sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation. Then she replys to you "I know that you took part in all those bad things that happend with us. And you keep asking me to forgive you. I already told you that you need to pay the price for everything you did. And I know you can take a lot more than just my beatings. I remeber when two huge orcs try to breat you up and whole hour you take all this damage only to protect little kitten... Hm. As for now we need to find an exit from this forest. Maybe with help of your half-naked friend you will not fail so much.">Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>256166Let us merge this universe with our universe.
>>256179what is that supposed to mean?
>>256182Cast a spell that merges the save the princess universe with the magic duel universe.
>>256182It means that the two worlds become one, the merging of two instances of the prime material plane has been done countless times, and at the same time, is purely theoretical.
>>256182Rule 4.>>256166We finally arrive at the entrance to the Cavern of Sugary Surprises, but it is guarded by a fearsome foe...
>>256190What previous statement is it ignoring?
>>256190Our sister wanted us to return back to our realm.Doing this would fulfill said contract.Also eat a dick.
>>256190>>256199And by eat a dick, I specifically mean you Yctre, gobble a cock, you cunt.
>>256166Alright, succubus time, right?Steal the shit-ass wizard's robes to cover up with, because it's chilly outside, and it's his fault you're like this to begin with.
>>256197Rule 4 is badly worded, it's just doing something superficial for no reason and is somewhat "out there.">>256199You know she won't be happy with just "Boom, same world now, now walk home."And secondly, we, Dolores/Lola/Lolita, Candy Golem, and Incubus MC do not have any magic powers and we cannot directly control the Mages ITT. because those are GoodBad's guys, not Mario's.
>>256208She will at least be happier knowing we are technically home, now we just have to find a way out.