You are humble student of "University Of Magic and Stuff" You were challenged to a magic duel. But this duel turns out not how you expect it to be. Rules:>be sure to reply to the correct post>first post aka "get" with last number 3, 6 or 9 get to decide what happen next>wait 3 minutes to reroll>only first dice roll matters.Previous thread here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=T%26A>I need 1 or 2 hours to prepare for next session. But for now take a look on how it all started.
>>245970Man, wizards can be pretty petty about their grudges
>>246045Silly, ain't it? Can turn humans into weird animals but can't magic vomit out of a bathrobe.
>>245970Fucking dark mages.
You was born in family of famous and powerful wizards. Your father Genrih is master of illusions and your mother Cassandra great healer. You have an older brother, who unfortunately doesn't have a gift at magic, becouse of that he really doesn't like you. Also you have half-demon sister. She was adopted when she was only a baby. You always help her and protect her even when you got beaten to half-death. But one day you get older and should go to university to learn magic and become the best wizard and make your family proud. But plans not always go as you want. You failed at every magic lession and desided to waste money on alcohol and gambling. Years later you become total looser who can't even finish the first course at university and drinking all day in bar.>Thats backstory of protagonist. I need to eat and after that I will reveal who is the opponent.
>>245970Oh shit exposition!
>>246232*insert feels here*I'm kinda sad now.
>>246232Also, it's our mother, isn't it?The Kobold face looked considerably like that.
>>246232Well they'd be proud of the magical skill we're rolling in this duel. We managed to subdue and fetishify a wizard way more powerful than us. To the point that we had time to mess with them for a bit too by making their tits huge.Maybe proud is the wrong word
>>246232Oh no. WE NEED TO MAKE OUR SISTER PROUD.
>>246232Oh god. Is it our little sister? Have we been molesting our little half sister this entire time?I'd be cool with that.
>>246232I still think his opponent is his yandere ex-girlfriend
Wow! What was that? It's like you lived your past life again. You also normal again and all water gone..."You!'' You hear voice behind you "You pathetic! Our family believed in you. We hope that you become a great wizard. But after all these years you just wasted money we give you on booze and whores. Our family having hard time now. Mother is ill with unknown desiese, father in hard depression and older brother hole day on work to make some money on food for family. All these years small sister waited for you to come back. She bealived that her brother will come back as great wizard and solve all our problems. But that little naive girl gone... I come a long way to become what I am now. Now call me Roxane THE BEARER OF PAIN. I will destroy you! You disgusting worthless PIG!"Oh fuck! Shit just got serious! You going to need a lot of luck.>Sorry for taking so long. Just was busy with some stuff.
>>246601Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug herI can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
>>246601Act clueless and say "Am sorry but do I know you?"
>>246601No problem.Apologize, saying that indeed, you were a failure and do not deserve everything that has been given to you, but you will not simply die.And cast a lightning bolt.
>>246601Cast a spell to get rid of that horrible feeling you got after realizing that you just anal raped and seduced your own sister
>>246619Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>>246619yeah, that totally not gonna piss her off
>>246601this >>246618and cry
>>246601>You spent half the comic making out with your sister
>>246619Well fuck.We could have gone out in a blaze of glory.But instead...
>>246639>half sisterWe can still salvage this. Maybe we can make a waifu out of her.
>>246619Oh shit. I forgot this thread uses shitty gets instead of voting.Welp. I fucking hate you, iyA/pcYV.
>>246646That's true, they aren't blood related after all
>>246625>>246627>>246642>>246653No Ragrets
OP. Can we switch to a vote based system? Get based systems suck.
>>246619You act like an idiot and say that you dont know her. She punch your face as hard as she can. You scull is probably broken now. Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.>For this occasion let's try vote sistem.
>>246693>changing how threads were from the beginningDon't be a bab->>246703Goddammit OP.
>>246703Okay point out that you have been trying to win this battle, you have to appeal to the judges, so you've been going flashy, silly and sexy, in an attempt to win three of the judges over.Also no whores.
>>246703cast shield, cast mana up, cast haste
>>246703A sincere and honest apology, and that you really meant it when you said that you loved her. After all no blood related
>>246703Hold your face and say "Owwww. It was a joke. What happened to the sweet little girl who didn't slug her half-brother's face". Then laugh and do:>>246618Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug herI can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
>>246703Correct her say that we wasted it on "boozes and gambling". And tell her how you won a duel against a powerful mage.
>>246703>Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.>implying trolls give a fuckThis is why Votes >>> Gets; especially at serious times like this.
>>246703"No, I did not deserve all that I was given, I am a failure of a wizard, but I will not be defeated by my little sister."We cast >>246715
>>246746We should be proud of our little sister. She obviously has done what we were not able to. Shouldn't we be supportive of her and let her know how proud we are of her?
>>246703Gets only work if it's completely random or if the OP adjust the silly suggestions a bit.That said, you actually used your slime abilities from earlier to easily survive the blow.
>>246766She is going to KILL us.We need to assert our position BEFORE explaining ourselves further.
>>246703Wait, this is a MAGIC duel. Call a foul for use of non-magical methods
>>246801We'll just get overruled by the War Mage, cause he likes violence too much, I reckon.Something like, "She clearly casted fist and you didn't even try to dodge. Kindly return to fighting."
>>246813Also we just bodyslammed her like 5 minutes ago in quest.
>>246746Okay vote system takes way too long. Baxk to gets then. Roll d161-critical fail2-9- your sister beat you up even more10-11- cast only shield12-13-cast only mana up14-15-cast only haste16- success
Rolled 9 (1d16)>>246835
I just want to see their reaction to the whole trying to seduce and sex her. And its not like she didn't fell for the seduction a few times, so she secretly wants her oniichan
Though in all seriousness, I didn't think I would get the "get".
Rolled 8 (1d16)>>246835
Rolled 12 (1d16)>>246835
>>246892Anon, I said the same thing back on /v/.https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/331392106/#331392984
Rolled 11 (1d16)
Rolled 3 (1d16)>>246835Is rolling twice a party foul?
>>246915Rule #4 in the OP, Anon. It don't matter anyway.
Rolled 6 (1d16)>>246835
>>246837You tell your sister that you did not deserve all that you was given, you a failure of a wizard, but you will not be defeated by my little sister. She immediately set you on fire.
>>246965Hug her while you're on fire.
>>246965"Jeez, you're interrupting me. BECAUSE i won't find my beloved little sis. I may be a failure of a wizard, but i'm still your brother"Then hug her and give her a kiss in the cheeck.
Throw ashes into her eye.
>>246965FIRE PUNCH LEAP.
>>246965Ice magic bitches.
>>246979>in the cheek
>>246979>>246965>I won't fightDerped right there.
>>246986I'm not sexualizing her YET.First we romance.Also, succubus kiss bs.
>>246979>>246994Thanks Satan
>>247010Satan loves wincest. Always remember that.We don't fight cute lil sis.
>>246979"You definitely doesn't know how to act with angry woman" roll d161- critical hit2-6- more pain7-12- she get angrier13-16- success?
Rolled 15 (1d16)>>247048
>>247050You doomed us all, mOB.
>>247063That's Tower Knight to you. :^)And the dice are a cruel mistress.I wonder if we can have sexual relations with the dice.
Rolled 12 (1d16)>>247080rolling for sexual relations with dice
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>247092Leave it to me.
>>247050>16 seconds beforeDELETE THIS>>247048She did say she loved us back then, come on.
She's tsundere for her brother. Remember that she reacted positively when he was trying to seduce her during the battle
>>247127>>247048THAT'S MY POINT.EVEN ANGRIER, SHE LIKES IT!LET'S GO FOR SOME ONII-CHAN ACTION.
>>247050>>247050You tell your sister that you mayby a shitty wizard but you still her brother."Fat chance asshole!" says Roxane " After what you did to me you not my brother anymore. My brother always care about people around. He always was peacful and non violent. And he definitely wasn't such perverted dog like you!"
>>247217Summon a smokescreen while she's busy lecturing us. for the last time we only spent it on boozes and gambling, no whores!
>>247217Show her who the real failure is. Fireball her face.
>>247217Briefly wonder how the fuck did she kept all these muscles under the robe
>>247217Then I accept my fate. Put me down for my wrongdoings, you are the big sister now...Stealth cast wormhole.
>>247217Tell her that you only did what you could in this magic duel. You're a shitty wizard who only knows magic taught to you by the horny wizards at the bar.But she did magnificently and you're so proud of her. Hug her again.
>>247217Tell her that a hard life can do serious shit to people and that you tried real hard but the academy was too much to you. And that for her information, you spent all the money in extra private classes, not in booze and whores like she said
>>247244GOD DAMNIT!>>247243FUCKING DAMNIT!
>>247217She's a demon, she'll feed off negativity. Weaken her by filling the arena with flora.
>>247243Awesome! Can finally get back to fighting.
>>247243Secret wormhole trick d161-2- critical fail3-6- she will beat you to death7-10- she counter your spell11-16- success?
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>247275
Rolled 6 (1d16)>>2472753 to 6 please.
>>247278aw shit niggs
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>247275FATE
>>247278>>247284I'm cool with either of these.Fuck smart gets, from now on bad things are good.
>>247278Suddenly worms everywhere.
>>247217It is at this moment that I can proudly say I did not participate in the first thread.
>>247341We were close with the dad bit though, gotta take credit where we can get it.
>>247341I did. It was pretty great.Too bad you missed the first part of it. It was so magical to watch this guy become the fail wizard we all knew he could be.
>>247344To be honest, I put that out there as a theory to give people bonerkills. I didn't actually think it was going to be true.Totally called it.
That whole "sister" reveal is a bit to bait and switch for me to be bothered by it.
>>247278You decided that only one way to end this to create wormhole. You succesfully cast it but you probably shoudn't create so close to yourself. It sucking you inside. Noooo!>This is also a good opportunity for crossover with this thread >>243462What are you guys thinking? Do it now or later?
>>247402Later.Also, do we get to do an action now?
>>247402Make it so sister is dragged along him for double tsundere time
>>247402Do it now.Also, grab your sister as you get sucked in. Start screaming and sobbing that you're sorry for being a terrible older brother and that you love her.
>>247402do it, don't bring her right now
>>247402Do it
>>247402Grab your "big" sis and jump to a new world!
>>247402Mario grant here, How we're going to proceed?
>>247471Well my characters can just wonder around candy forest for a bit then when you ready all characters can meet together. I have no idea how we both gonna draw that. :^)
>>247471>>247494when more pixies are summoned, have wizard bro follow them
>>247416>>247422>>247431>>247443>>247457Wormhole is getting stronger. Your sister trying to drag you back but her strength not enough. "You moron! Why you did this!? Are want to kill us all?!" She screams.You try to say sorry but its tooo late both of you get sucked inside wormhole. You Roxane now. You waked up in strange forest. Your brother is out of consciousness and vomit ground round him.
>>247494tumblr chat if you need confidentiality
>>247662Use brother to get a good view of the area.Do this by throwing him as high as you can.
>>247662"Great."With nothing else to do, we sling him over our shoulder and begin looking around.
>>247662Tell her you're sorry.
>>247662Look where you are.
>>247679You see that your brother not able to move at all you sling him over the shoulder. You look aroun and see two paths.
>>247829Go down the spooky path
>>247829Go to the right.Wonder why you wore this one piece under your robes.
>>247829Left for sure.
>>247829Right
>>247829Left. We are wizards. We aren't afraid of anything.
You move forward and see something strange. Pixies fighting with each other. There also girl pirate and candy golem. Not every day you see something like this.>Now this baeutiful guy > >>243462 is going to play a little with my characters.
>>248061Good run thus far, thank you kindly, GoodBad.
>>248061NICE
>>248061Turn the pixie into dust that you can snort.
>>248241This crossover is going to be awesome!
>>248266It already is!
>>248266Too late, it's awesome already
>>248266you fool! you've endangered the entire thread by letting Steven King in!
High Hats. They always watching.>Don't forget to also suggest stuff in other thread for my little wizard to create crazy magic shenanigans.
>>248431>Stephen King, Grandmaster Archmage, arrives to observe these events with the others
>>248431>They always watching.
>>248436every mention of his name is a get holy shit
>>248436>>248441shiiiiet
>>248441The high wizards are them, while Authors are watching the high wizards
>>248441THEY. ALWAYS. WATCHING.
>>248431>In the other threadWhy not here? No sense in stuffing everything into one thread.>>248541Accidentally start sleepcasting sheep into existence after the next delivery. :^)
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>2485411d3 to decide which grandmaster alters things upon a return to the arena?
>>248541>tfw you don't have enough gets to become canon
>>248541
>>248541>mfw this pic
>>248541aww, you made me one of the gods of the world?someone's getting a merry christmas this year>>248556looks like it's me. ho ho ho motherfuckers
Rolled 1, 3, 2 = 6 (3d6)>>248556>Not rolling 3d6>or 1d666Gonna roll both for fun and giggles and eternal damnation.
>>248572>It starts snowing, a hail of presents containing random spells cast upon opening
Rolled 406 (1d666)>>248577> = 6
>>248541>the father, son and holy spirit.
>>248577them dubs
>>248586Always. Nice six.>>248582>406>06>6
>>248541Now seriously. You have no idea how much i love this art.
>>248666Lucifer evolved
>>248666Now you're giga satan
>>248666calm down dude
>>248541And to complete the whole thing, GBArtist and MarioGrant watching the three gods
>>248681>>248684I didn't even see it this time. I was still looking at the pic.>>248683That's a hella good idea.
You know, when I think about it, an RPG world with 3 deities, the King, Satan, and Santa seems 100% plausible if you put a bit of "lore" on it.>King has a tendency to let his personal works overshadow being a proper "god" and tends to cause a bit of chaos due to unleashing something from his latest writing, but upscaled notably>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction>Santa is the benevolent one who will never intervene directly, instead supplying "gifts" to those who need them most
>>248690>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction>cause general sorrow and destructionWhy would you think i want that?
>>248690hey, that's mildly adequite!
>>248714General, Satan. General.It is all for your own, secret desire, but you get bored easily, so you toy with the weak-willed for fun.>>248720If I can nail down what I'd want out of this, I may have a new Quest to fuck with.
>>248495>>248705Oh forgot to repost progress for archive.
Those links don't work in the archive. so you should put the link to the other quests archive here.
>>248556Potential santa changes:Burning hot coal is fired at those who engage in naughty behavior for a whileArena becomes a winter wonderlandThe mages are gifted with new items of mundane useThe mages are gifted with new items of powerful magical useThe mages are forced to wear ugly christmas sweatersEggnog lake forms, along with candycane coated pinetreesJESUS arrives and MULTIPLIES things.
post the entery images if you want
>>248690>>248720>>248775You know, guys. I can actually write a quest about that.Buuuut i can't draw for shit. If someone got the drawing skills and can stand satan's shenanigans want to collab, i'm 100% okay with that.
>>248790>Not just doing a text questThey get plenty of popularity too, Anon.
Okay I will post pictures of quest progress.
>>248799I knooow. But there's a certain magic in images sometimes.At least i'd feel more comfortable with them. By showing some minor details without making them obvious, you know?But if enough people want textventures from me i'll do it.
>>248819Agreed, also cant really pay attention when the entire thing is a giant block of letters. I like:>when words are formatted into easy reading>pictures that you can look at to stop using imagination>thicc chicas
>>248849Well, Kingslayer started as text and is satan-like.But i do agree that looking at thiccs and lolis is great.Now formatted into easy reading i'd OBVIOUSLY do anyway, as OPs have more formatting options.
>>248819My latest escapade for your reading pleasure.Images are nice, but far from mandatory.
>>248913Kay, kay. I'll see what i can do.If ANYONE else is interested, please do say so.>>248812GBA, may i edit your 3 gods always watching pic to create an OP pic for a quest?I'd feel bad to just steal your art and not say anything.
>>248913Okay. I gave it much thought and i need a mortal soul in trade for a tale.
High Hats get bored again and want some changes roll d4 1. Pompolus The Magic-eater. 2. Razzrak The War-mage. 3. Sesil The Lust-wizard. 4. Markus The Comedian.>>248932>Sure you can use it. I dont mind
>>248963Thanks!Rolling for satan
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>248963He wants to return them back to scorpiongirl and koboldgirl respectively.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>248963
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>248967What the fuck these rolls failing
>>248963of course they are bored, we are only chit chatting
>>248969THE ROLL OF POMPOLUS D101-snow weather2-fire elementals3-characters are now giant4-ice elementals5-fire everywhere6-magic overpower7-duplicate8-golems9-skeleton knight10-you dragons now
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>248987
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>248987
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>248987
>>248987THANKS SANTA
>>248988Pompolus use his magic to create winter in candy land.>Well today was interesting. My first try to make crossover quest. Tomorrow everithing will be on 110% better. See ya then.
>>249039night
>>249039Cheers loves, sleep well both of ya.This probably won't go on too long solely so you two don't torture yourselves for more than a day.
>>249039Hey OP. How fucked are we with trying to make up with our sister? How fucked are we with trying to make out with our sister?I tried to get our char to reconcile, but somes' actions have made it seemingly impossible to reconcile.
>>249045Guess what i did:>>249074
>>249085its dead
>>249364Don't lie, its rude.
>>248994>>249039Looks like my influence was felt even while I was busyNever doubt the power of Christmas spirit
Crossover quest is coming right up. We are taking turns now. When there will be picture from Save Viva Piñata Princess quest in my thread, suggest stuff for MY characters. Then I will post my picture in this thread and other one, that means mine turn is over and anons from other thread will suggest thing for other characters.
>sorry we don't usually use artifac support to cast magic>and how you gonna go back?>mmm, i don't know, it's my brother's fault that we ended here. But is an incompetent and certainly can't cast thar spell again with the same result.
>>250304Bro: Why don't YOU cast it Rox?Also, i'm SO sorry.
>>250304cast fire cloak (or something along those lines) to stay warm.
>>250319you shoud have mention who is going to do that now roll for character d21- big sister2- stupid brother
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>250324please bro
>>250325goddamnit satan.
>>250327All acording to plan.IT'S THE CHANCE TO NOT FUCK UP AND IMPRESS HER, COME ON.
>>250325Now roll "I tied my best" d161-2- critical fail3-7- you are on fire today8-15-it just warm cloak16- success
Rolled 11 (1d16)>>250334Come ON. We CAN do this. Calm down.
Rolled 6 (1d16)>>250334
>>250337Good enough.Can i ask that the warm cloak in a Rox and/or Lola? If just one, to Rox, cuz she mad at us.
>>250337how much cloack can you make roll d4
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>250349Priority:1-Rox2-Lola3-Bro4-Pixie MC
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>250353
>>250354What? It wasn't supposed to be a die roll.Just my list of priorities? haha
>>250356Steven King has spoken. So shall it be.
>>250356looks like you aren't the only one causing shenanigans here.
>>250353you monster, pixies are small creatures and don't tolerate cold weather too well!
>>250358>>250360Actually i'm quite not okay with this because its like a hijack from GBA.You have to roll his options, not mine.
>>250365chill dude mistakes happen. Also rox could try turning the pixie back into a human.
>>250365I think it's better that it's Bro casting it on himself, though. It's no good deciding who you cast it on after figuring out whether it's a success. Would you have wanted to cast it on Rox if it ended up setting her on fire?Beside, if you look at>>250334it seems to assume the caster as the target.
>>250379Let's wait and see. Time and GBA will tell us.
>>250319>>250325>>250334>>250353You created with magic a fur cloak, You offer it to your sister. She says that she is not little princess and she can stand a little bit of cold. She also suggest you to go fuck yourself. Then with not so much thinking you decide to give that fur cloak to little pirate girl. She enjoys her new gift very much. At least somebody appreciated you.>Now suggest stuff for other thread characters here >>243462.
>>250454I'm liking this back and forth.
>>250454You fly up to see over all the forest but there is too much snow to distinguish any possible route. At least you can tell the direction you must take and how far you are from the cliff base
Now suggest actions for wizard and his sister
>>250539We start making our way over there and encounter a present box
>>250543try to change pixie mc back to a human
>>250550second'd
>>250539>>250543Sister is in no mood for this, hoists everyone into her arms, and begins sprinting down the nearest path.
>>250555>No responses in 5 minutesSlow day?
>>250550this for sure
>>250564the mark of a good thread is when everyone's too invested in the topic to check a getbut yeah idk maybe it is just a slow day
>>250571I meant in general, we don't usually stop till we get.Which is 3/6/9 ITT.>>250543Once more since I'm postan' again.>>250555
>>250539Have Rox carry pixie and warm him up.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>250582
>>250583Posted a roll then after 2 seconds "get". Jeezroll d6 for sister1-critical fail2-this guys are to heavy3-you are not in that shape you used to be4-6- success
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>250591wayyoo ayyo owwayoowayyoo.walk like a magician..
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>250591
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>250591
>>250593>>250595Should have become /fit/ after all.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>250591*fear*
>>250600>implying you can't be thicc and /fit/ at the same time
>>250600Your the one to talkYou should get back on your grind bro
>>250600It must just be wormhole-lag and cold, she looks like she's usually pretty strong
>>250586Either Rox used magic to make her punches strong or Bro is just really delicate.
>>250618The link is deleted. What was it before?
>>250656It was >>250591 asking for a roll between the suggested actions since nobody got a get.
>>250583>>250586Your's sister decided that is time for action. She grabbed everybody and run really fast. Unfortunately your's hat was caught by tree branch your sister couldn't hold the balance and everybody fall down exept pixie. Also bag opened and some hostile pixie break free.
>>250809Also don't forget to reply here >>250800
I just want to let both artists know that they are awesome.Easily the coolest quests going at the moment
Rolled 8942 (1d10000)Shame we can't pre-emptively roll.Also, just for fun, rolling for a random magical effect from: http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
>>250958>All trees within 60 yards fall when there is no one around to hear themRandom indeed.
>>250958interesting list
>>250958Wow. There is some cool magic spells. I will think about using some of those.
>>250958this is rad. I'll have to use this in my next D&D campaign
>>250971I suggest it, can be fun for some interesting Crit. Fails.>>250980Now all you gotta do is find a worldly justification for why it would affect all magical schools and suddenly, you got a pretty chaotic game.That or entice people to play Wild Mages.
>>250995>Implying the crazy wizard couldn't do a wild magic effect on purpose in this quest
>>250809You try to punch the dixie but she is faster than you and bites your arm! Oh shit you have 2 turns before you succumb to pixie rabies!!
>>251045Try and cure that pixie rabies, quick!
>>251045Suck on wound to get rip of rabies.
>>251045Ask your wizard friends if they have a remove disease spell. Hold onto the fairy while you ask this, even if she's biting you. If they do, get them to cast it on both you and the pixie.Boom. Fixed this bad situation. All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
>>251045Ask your wizard friend to freeze the pixie.
>>251045You can't have rabies if you aren't a pixie. Transform her into a succubus!
>>251062This
>>251076>turn her into a succubus>sister gets even more "What the fuck is wrong with this former brother of mine"I swear, you anons really want us to have a bad ending with our half sister.
>>251062>All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.Sounds easy huh.
>>251089Believe in the RNG
>>251076>inb4 rabid werewolfyes, much better
>>251089Remember, according to the Jara thread the RNG gods love ass. Hopefully they'll approve of becoming a succubus
>>251115Really? I felt like they were punishing us for getting rid of her tits.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10467968
>>251127That's true, but they gave us some really good rolls for avoiding that ass stealing mimic.Maybe they're just pervs in general
>>251076All right transformation spells is your thing. You cant screw up so much this time.Succubus spell d121- critical fail2-4-what abomination is this?5-9-Incubus time10-12- noice
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>251151
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>251151
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>251151Time to fail
>>251155Woot!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>251151
>>251155Al right :^) how sexy he is going to be roll d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>251173d
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>251173
>>251179sexy beast
>>251179well above average.
>>251179Sister will be very proud of her brother's high quality incubus spell
>>251263something tells me she's just gonna to shrug it off as us being a perv, we've yet to be on her good side after she revealed herself.
>>251274We've tried to be, but people who like to be randumb keep getting the gets.
>>251274She knows that her brother likes dem sexy women, it would be totally gay if out of pervertedness used a incubus spell, so either now she will think he's gay, or that he's getting better.
>>251179more like /d/ amirite
>>251286>not transforming into a sexy incubus to actually get at dem sexy womenSister sees through us.Or at least that's what she'll think.
>>251288Does someone need a Dicking?
>>251357Only if it's a feminine penis.
>>251410>Dicks>"feminine"I bet you like traps too.
>>251570Traps are god's gift to mankind
>>251076>>251155>>251179When you wake up you see that you friend pixie is got bitten and probably will have rabies. But Doctor Wizard Guy has a solution - transformation into succubus. That sure will help. You cast a spell on your friend but unfortunately result is more different then you expected.>Sesil The Lust-wizard approved>Also I will take a break until Mario returns.
>>251570i bet you like girls you fucking prancing lala homo man
>>251585>>251657It's gay in general to have sex.:^P
>>251652>That's an 8
>>251689what would have happen if it was a ten?
>>251706bigger hips
>>251706To me, that's more of a 6, maybe 5.
>>251713A-anon please this a blue board, no more lewd thoughts. audible sweating
>>251713are THICC traps a thing?
>>251730I NEED THICC traps in my life
>>251725>That's a 6wotHow fucking high are your standards m8?
>>251747It's probably the lack of nose and the fact our ears changed nada that's throwing me off.
>>251944I'm still not seeing how that translates into a six. Is empty my balls into that without a second thought, I'd give it a 9 to be honest.
>>252208To each their own I guess.
>>252223Fair point, go in peace anon.
I kinda want to change a tool from pen to pencil. I know that becouse of low density it will look weird on some displays. So tell me what you guys think.
>>252447density? you mean like pixels per inch? i'm rolling with a 13 inch 1440x900 screen atm and it doesn't look odd to me.
>>252447looks fine to mealso>nice buldge
>>251652>this is your idea of helping someone?!>just stop strugling me for a moment an use your new powers>FINE JEEZWoah, the pixie is in shock right now.me too.
fucking connection errors>>252484
>>2524471920X1080 here, looks great.Also, did that bulge get bigger?The nose does fix my complaint earlier, solid 8/10.
>>252447still looks good, can't complain.
>>252494oh my
>>252447Looks fine either way, pencil is good though.>>252494Let's try to fix this again
>>252494AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>252494>dat literal cockblock
>>252494Sweet. Back to 3,6,9.It seems the fairy is in shock now.LittleBigSis takes this opportunity to swallow the fairy whole and be done with it.
>>252494this is getting borderline nsfw very fast and i love it
>>252494Slap the fairy for being a pervert while covering yourself.
>>252531It's just the right level. Just like last thread, lewd with nudity but not just full on porn level. Difficult to describe why it works, but you pull it off OPs
>>252523roll for "i sure hope you guys don't have vore fetish" roll d101-critical fail2-4- this shitty pixie can't just give up5-10- omnomnomnom
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>252554pls no vore
>>252560I am mildly perturbed.
>>252548I'm gonna die of bloodloss itt>mfw this thread.>>252560 oh fuck you this is officially /d/: the quest now
>>252560I'm not hoping for a vore scene, I just want an excuse to use a d10000 to see what magical mishap results from the fairy's death mixed with mage saliva.
>>252560You fool, you doomed us all.
>>252560Ho ho I don't even want to try.Vore. We're officially that quest
Requesting a report about the current interest of the great wizards after the latest events
>>252523>>252560Big sister really get tired of this annoyng pixie. She sawllow pixie as some food. But pixie have some side-effects. Sister become really weird and start to flirt with incubus.>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>252705>Having a THICC half-demon wizard in love with youwew lad...
>>252705Oh... oh my.Thanks GBA, see you next time.
>>252705See ya, you big damn awesome guy, wish I could bear your children
>>252705under normal circumstances you wouldn't negate the embrance of a thicc woman. But this is not normal at all. You try to escape (in a a girlier way than normal) but those high heels are not going to colaborate.Who turned the light off?
>>253008hold your sister back from raping the boy.
>>253008Bro casts "Binding chains" and gets everyone to stop fighting and doing lewd things.
>>253008>>253030This, please.
>>253008Cast "Create Greater Pants" on the guy so we can get moving
>>253038SATAN CAMMANDS IT! >>253008Bro decides to look away from the chaos and hit it up with delores.
>>253008do we still have that "eyepatch" from earlier? use it to cover up.
>>253053>Bro decides to look away from the chaos and hit it up with delores.So he looks right at the Chaos? You realize Delores is literally punching incubus boy atm?
>>253139Has wizard bro even figured out the multiple personalities yet? He might think the golem's name is Delores.
>>253157He probably refers to her as "Lola" or "Lolita" since when they exchanged backstories, she was Lolita.
This is one of those days again.>This is my turn. Now suggest actions for my characters.
>>254004Let's try to magic our way out of this mess, fix the incubus first
>>254004Holy fuck this is way earlier than usualI'm concerned for our sister, see if you can Magic the pixie and it's effects outside of her. Maybe to somewhere in the stratosphere? Not like anyone will miss that little shit.
>>254004Breast expansion spell on both the girls
>>254004Turn off incubus's powers by turning him into a woman
stop arguing! we gotta go out of this forest!
>>254014Reroll
>>254012Eh what the hell, reroll
>>254016Ok lets all calm down Everyones mad at everyone lets try to have a discussion about our feeling to see if we can create a more peaceful environment through communication
I also created a twitter account for announcements twitter.com/goodbadartist So if you have problems to watch this thread sessions start folow me on twitter
>>254016Turn Bro into succubus for proper cat fight
>>254024how that is gonna help us!¿
>>254038Well you see it would, ah. Uhm. Christmas mumble mumbleHo ho ho?
>>254036''you just can't stop with transformations" roll d161-critical fail2-6- get it away from me!7-11- more incubus time12-16-success
Rolled 3 (1d16)>>254047
>>254038>>254016Golem writes a recipe for a cure for this spell. Turns out reading and writing was useful afterall!
>>254036>>254048You had enough of this incubus. You can be better then him, stronger, smarter and more attractive. Now you cast a spell of succubus transformation on yourself. But you was distracted with other thoughts and mispronounced a spell. You become some kind of disgusting buttface daemon. Oh no!
>>254116reroll and cast it again, for the love of King we aren't at the end of the story, the monster can't come out now!
>>254116>>254129please, reply in the other thread >>254113is my character turn
>>252662Here results so far.Pompolus The Magic-eater "I am kinda interested in this little adventure but I want to see more interesting spells"Razzrak The War-mage "TOO MUCH TALKING. NEEDS MORE BEATING"Sesil The Lust-wizard. "My dick is sooooo erected right now"Markus The Comedian. "Bahahahha! These rolls! You guys suck at everything! BAHAHA!"64% of audience is like this show so far
>>254343I was thinking. Maybe our character's true calling isn't as a normal wizard. Maybe we should try to get Sesil as our mentor, because it seems that we excel much more as a lust wizard than a normal one. Maybe that's where our character went wrong in his life; he wanted to be a normal wizard rather than an unorthodox one that fought using sexy spells.
>>254349T-THIS!ALSO, I JUST NOTICED. The duel isn't about defeat. It's about pleasing the judges.The "perfect" excuse to Roxane! We only were using perv magic because we KNEW that Sesil is one of the judges!
A moment of silence. followed by EHHHHHHHH?
>>254356Oh shit. I didn't even think of that. Good idea Satan; once we find ourselves at a time where we can speak to our sis again (likely while we're walking to the next location), we should tell her that.
>>254356>>254349
>>254379The lewd was already posted.We are trying to fix family issues here.and wincest
>>254382oh my, aren't you devious today?and it isn't wincest since they aren't blood relatives
>>254386They're half related. She's his half sister, not step sister. So still blood related.
>>254388no she's adopted. Read the thread instead of just cranking to it
>>254386DON'T DESTROY MY FETISHES PLEASEAnd i'm always devilish.
>>254390Oh, whoops. I read "Half-Demon Sister" as "Demon Half-Sister". This entire time I thought she was related to the MC.This makes this much less sexy now.
>>254394>This makes this much less sexy now.STOP PLEASE
>>254116So you wanna fight me, then is time for the magic candy bracelet.Just one bead and I'll ...I... duuuuuuuuude
>>254404Lusty Roxie casts "Lewd Body" in an area around her, making everyone a sexy beast.
>>254404Cast your succubus spell on the fly and jump on him."You shall not bone my sister, you hot man."
>>254409>you hot man
>>254421>you hot manAnyone got any spare sides? It seems I've lost mine.
>>254409make sure we say the words for the leather catsuit spell add on
>>254424Mine left this realm unfortunately.
>>254409succubus spell from an ass-face roll d161-2- critical fail3-7-that's really disgusting8-12- meh13-16- success (oh my god why)
Rolled 7 (1d16)>>254440Fuck,
Rolled 5 (1d16)>>254440
>>254404forgot to say, The hallucination effects will last for 4 turns from next post
>>254445>>254446The dice fucking hate us. Why can't we get a good roll?
>>254451This guy can >>254432The absolute madman manage to roll 2 gets from a d100 in a row.
>>254455we now know who is sucking out our luck
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>254464It's his fault, not mine.
>>254455pls kill him off, we need good rolls so our succubi can look as boner-inducing as possible.
Rolled 10 (1d16)>>254440
Rolled 93 (1d100)If dubs roll, we get buffier.
>>254469I'll use his powers to create chaos and wincest.-insert evil laughter-
>>254343Judging by what we saw so far, it looks like we pleased the more wacky wizards>>254349I agree with this guy. Clearly, wizard apprentice guy was doing it wrong by trying to be a by classic wizard, he seems to thrive more in chaotic and lewd magic
>have lewd mage as master>he just uses us as fucktoy while morphing us in various to be used and abusedAre you sure this is a good idea
>>254554how is it not a good idea?
>not mastering all magic specialitiesYou must set higher goals
>>254559Anon, have you not played CoC?
>>254554Sounds like a great life. Beats getting drunk in the bar all day because you are shit at conventional magic. Besides, who needs to know how to shoot a fireball or a thuderstorm when you can transform into a succubus and use lewd magic to win?
>>254567to the point that i've gone through all the worthwhile mods, and now i'm just waiting for the next public release of TiTS
>>254409>>254445You try to use your new succubus abilities to seduce incubus. But he seems does'nt paying attantion to you at all. Also everything alive in radius of 5 yards now vomit uncontrollably. It seem sister vomit all this pixie substance from her and probably will be ok. Mission accomplished?
we aren't fighting anything beside ourselves... And still we aren't winning
>>254586At this point we need to sit down and rethink everything. Perhaps with a paper bag on our head. For...protection.
>>254593I say we just morph back and be sad at our own lack of ability.
>>254583Retry the succubus transformation spell.
>>254632We will keep doing the succubus spell until it works! For our pride as a chaos lewd wizard
>>254660>>254632There's no point anymore. Nothing to gain. I say we just give up and look sad. Maybe it'll net us pity points for forgiveness from our sister.
>>254660>chaos
>>254583Try to succubus successfully
>>254583Try to return to our regular form.
>>254672This but with 4 boobs
>>254583You contemplate The Goddess of all candies revealing herself in all her glory in front your eyes, words aren't enough to describe her thickness you are trippin mang! the hallucinations will last 2 more turns
>>254831Ask to become a follower of the goddess and kneel before her thiccness
>>254831Switch your form back to its original form and go up to your sister to attempt to apologize.
>>254839It seems you are going somewhere. roll of apologize d101-critical fail2-you don't changed back, sister still hates you3-4-you changed back, sister still hates you5-9-sister helps you to change back10-you changed back, sister neutral to you
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>254863
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>254863
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>254863I'll save it!
>>254867>>254868your welcome B)
>>254866good job anon! and with dubs nonetheless!
we are starting to fix thinks, now, please I don't wanna be a fuccboi
>>254866
>>254879Should have thought about that before doing a crossover with Magic Realm Quest
>>254879But being a fuccboi is an improvement, otherwise save the princess guy would have no chance with any of his potential love interests
>>254896Are you really Implying that this is any less of a magical realm quest?
>>254879Maybe if we stay the little girl our sister will accept us as her new sister and all our misdeeds have been because we had genderospecies disphoria
>>254879We're keeping your character as an incubus. No wizardry to fix him.He's better this way. :^)
>>254900but is harder to draw
>>254903Mario does the other thread.
>>254914consider it as practice then.;^)
>>254904Sounds like a plan. Wizard apprentice guy simply was in the wrong body all the time! Hence why he was so into transformation magic
>>254866Satan approves 66 and your reconciliation roll.Thanks
>>254935at least give him some clothes
>>254999He has an eyepatch...
>>254999Fine, but only because you got trips. something skimpy though.
>>255004i think that eyepatch might be too small now
>>254999reverse satan tripsclothes confirmed
>>254839>>254866Being a disgusting butt-face daemon really makes you think about your decisions in life. You starting feel more responsible for what you have done. All this thoughts transform you back to normal look. You approach to your sister ad sincerely apologize to her. You say that you have literally been an asshole. And you really want to pay for everything you have done. Then sister says that if you really want to redeem yourself, you better find a way back to home-world. Also she that the naked guy that making out with owl really creeping her out.>Incubus will have hallucinations one more turn>Now turn of MarioGrant"s characters reply here >>255072
Also you have special opportunity to look at Roxane's/wizard sister's hallucinations
>>255312Hang on, what? She's tripping too now? I thought she threw up the fairy.What the fuck is going on?
>>255325no thats old hallucinations when she try to sex incubus
>>255312Kek
>>255312Clearly, she wants his brother to be a sister. Let's make her wish true by becoming a succubus!
>>255358this
>>255312>Pretty Princess Wizard BoyWizard don't know it, but we do.
>>255358Why don't we try something new. Let her choose after we spill our guts about how all our problems are due to not being a pretty fox woman. TF Magic doesn't change who you are.
>>255083>hey fuccboi! did you know? if succubi don't rape a candycorn golem they'll die! trust me, owls can't lie! Check this out!When you get back to your senses you're squeezing and licking the breast of a very pissed half demon wizardess...
Everyone become women now, no more dicknanigans. Let's them get our asses home with Magic
>>255414Rox takes this moment to bite the Incubus' head off.
>>255414That's great and allbut now we need to do it for real just because
>>255414Stephen King shows up and solves this conundrum for us
>>255414Roxanne, being the calm, level-headed woman she is, picks up the Incubus, and buries him head-first into the ground up to his ankles using her brother as a hammer.
>>255414conjure an corolla AE86 sprinter trueno and dorifuto while blasting eurobeat as our escape from the imminent snu-snu.
>>255414Dolores and Golem try to reign in the situation and continue the quest.
>>255414The absurdity of this land opens a portal in time to a world that is aku
>>255439Does this even qualify as a get?>>255446Or this? They're really out there and out of place.
>>255414Stare with a boner, then snap out of it and say "I swear, I am not responsible for this... this time."
>>255414Transform everybody into succubi
>>255454no>>255439i am not going to break, god knows, which wall here>>255446and this guy shoud suggest stuff for my characters hereso keep posting
>>255457>just make up with sister>do rapey stuff again and ruin itGo fuck yourself kike.
>>255414In that case, rerollan'>>255421I have a reason.
>>255455eh, ill go with this since weebing out is apparently frowned upon...
>>255414>>255465Wizard: "Calm down sis. There's no need to beat up an incubus who is tripping balls.""We should transform him back and conjure the wormhole together. What do you think, Roxie? Let's do it together, for old times sake."And do the mentioned together, so there's less chance to fail.
>>255455Reroll
>>255414You turn back to normal princess guy
>>255476>>255478Damn it. So close, yet so far.
>>255476Oh. You got it.Nice job.
>>255476what does this even accomplish? it's going to end on it's own anyway, so all this does is give him dialogue without progressing anything
>>255487furthermore, that counts as action for my character
>>255487i'd rather not have progress than turn best girl back into a guy!
>>255414going for this>>255478>>255493but it's not the person we can control!
>>255476"don't hurt cute incubus" roll d121-critical fail2-6-sister beat up both morons7-9-sister beat up only brother10-12- sister beat up incubus
>>255478Rerolling
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>255490No. That was for the brother character, not the incubus.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>255498
>>255498>>255502noice
>>255504It wasn't replying to the right post, perhaps?
>>255514It's too late. GBA already asked for the roll and is probably already drawing it.I'm sad now.
GBA do you have an art blog more importantly commission info
>>255531http://goodbadartist.tumblr.com/http://goodbadlewd.tumblr.com/Also, MarioGrant's:http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
>>255537cest beuno
>>255476>>255502Wow shit! She really pissed of now. "Did you do this to him?'' she says. You try to swear that you not responsible for this. She grabs incubus's crotch and throw him right in your head. "Enjoy your time with your sex buddy'' says sister "I tired of this place. Let's go!" Sister, Lolita and golem move further into thr forest, leaving both of you behind.Reply here >>255648
>>255659You decide to stop fooling around and continue your way out of the forest. But first you need some clothes. You snap your fingers and the incubus clothes reappear. They aren't too much but is better than fucking nothing.>It doesn't look that hard, see? first try!>it's not that easy you know!>You don't even know how I look like normal! you don't wanna know how I really am?>believe me, I already see ENOUGH of you!
>>255945Fuck this guy. Run up to your sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation that weird guy did.
>>255945Wizard: "Calm down sis. There's no need to beat us up. The guy was tripping balls just like you were moments ago. I know he's wrong and i'm wrong for provoking, but can you try to be a little more understading?""We should transform him back and conjure the wormhole. What do you think, sis? Let's do it together, for old times sake."And do the mentioned together, so there's less chance to fail.
>>255945worry about whats his face later, lets go catch up with sister and attempt to persuade her we had nothing to do with that and we'd rather keep our distance from demondude.
>>255954>less chance to fail.and easier for rox to cave their heads in when we do fail...
>>255954Reroll>>255962At least it will be also her fault.
>>255945>>255952Reroll.
>>255954>>255972>That exact 3min reroll>>255973Ah hell. Could be worse, at least you're trying to reconciliate.
>>255973let's hope we roll well then
>>256018We won't. We never do.
>>255973more talking roll d121-critical fail2-4-sister really tired of your shit5-8- something weird happend9-12-sister forgive for now
Rolled 10 (1d12)Crit fail incoming
>>256028Satan, you've fucked us! Why?!
>>256033Shhhh
>>256029
>>256028that's what you get for being a selfish asshole!
>>256033What Satan? I didn't see any Satan roll here ;^>
>>256039>>256037The man downstairs said to shush.
>>256040BASED QM! BASED FUCKING QM!
>>256040Yeah, what Satan?Everyone saw it and i'm just joking. it was a 2>>256039There's always another time.
>>256040*slow clap for Russia*
>>256047I saw nothing. I was just practicing my lines for when I eventually go to Hell and the group I'm with gets anally raped by Satan.I know nothing and I saw nothing. Now shush.
>>256040Cпacибa тoьapищ!
>>256040Am I missing some ebin joke here?play it cool guys, QM must've had a terrible perception roll
>>256037Also, why selfish? Come on, that's mean.I don't even sell fishAnd guys, jokes aside. I think we should man up and take the 2 i rolled.It's part of the "game" that bad rolls happen. If we didn't want them, we wouldn't be using dice.We would be voting.So, unless GBA wants to gives us another chance, i'm taking the saddest 2 i've ever rolled.
>>256077I think the rule of "QM gets final say" applies, to be honest. If he didn't see it, he didn't see it.
>>256077Shush.
>>256087That's why i said>unless GBA wantsRule 0 should always be on. That being "QM has final word".
>>256095I agree, just reinforcing your idea.
>>256095Stop looking the gift horse in the mouth and just take the QM's awesome act as final say.Jesus Christ dude.
>>256100That is literally the first time I have ever heard that expression used outside of learning about it in English class.
>>255973>>256029You approach to sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation. Then she replys to you "I know that you took part in all those bad things that happend with us. And you keep asking me to forgive you. I already told you that you need to pay the price for everything you did. And I know you can take a lot more than just my beatings. I remeber when two huge orcs try to breat you up and whole hour you take all this damage only to protect little kitten... Hm. As for now we need to find an exit from this forest. Maybe with help of your half-naked friend you will not fail so much.">Reply here >>256166>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>256170Thanks mate, we may be splitting up soon, this has been a long ass crossover, after all.I'm curious, how have you been enjoying it?
>>256170The next action we should all roll for is for us to hug our sister and to tell her we've missed her so much and we're so happy to see her again.
>>256218Agreed. You're rolling tho.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>256257Normally I roll badly, but k.
>>256279Christ. Lets see how QM takes that one. Oh yeah and the Triamvia.
>>256218>>256257>>256279>>256289guys, actions are being decided in the princess thread that he linked in the post, not here.
>>256289We're not actually rolling for anything. I was just showing how bad my rolls are.Wut?
>>256170You finally get out of the forest and find the cave entrance, also disappointment as the only guardian of the cave is a sad sign board with the text "pls do not enter".you inner adventurer dies a little.Tomorrow GBA will take control of the full party for a while and I'll join later.Good night
>>256493Sick, sleep well, crazy bugger.>Full partyOh dear...Anyway,>Enter
>>256493Take the sign with us. We will lewd the sign
>>256596I aprove.
Today I hope to start at 14:00-14:30 UTC. Let's just hope it does't get more chaotic or lewd then usual. For announcments and other shit follow me on twittter https://twitter.com/goodbadartist http://imgur.com/GExs2yX
>>257041OP. You've made me fall for our character's sister.Why did you create another waifu for this world? Now I've fallen for the Jew trap and I will never reproduce. You did this to me, OP. You did this. Draw more Roxxy, please.
>>257041THOSE ARE SUM BIG OL TITTAYS
>>257041Fuck. My trip took longer then I expected. I need to prepare some things. See ya in hour
>>257271No problem at all.>TFW gotta take my own trip in a half hourI'll enjoy the updates when I can.>>257041Also fucking magnificent.
>>256493Your group appproached to cave entrance. What are you going to do next?>Now you can control every character. Pls handle them safely.
>>257379Have candy golem check for traps.
>>257379use ROCK on SIGN
>>257379Alright, so, we enter, golem a way to the front, checking for traps, demon-sis next, defensive position. Lolita and incubus should fill up the tunnel behind her and finally the mage, who I think should do quite well in the event we are attacked from behind, but should probably keep minimum distraction if he needs to cast a spell.
>>257379take the sign with us and enter.
>>257383Roll of safeness d101-crirical fail2-4-this sign is aggressive5-8- le fish man from star wars phrase9-10- everythibg is fine
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>257399
>>257402GOLEM NOOOOOO
>>257402A great way to start the day.
>>257402oooh this is bad roll for unavoidable death d61-2-it's monster3- it's huge rock 4-6- golem have been captured by humanoids
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>257414NONONO
>>257415where were you five minutes ago?!
>>257402>>257415Well this some up my experiences so far
>>257418Throwing ROCKS at SIGNS.
>>257383>>257402>>257415You ask candy golem if she can check entrance for traps. She agrees and after few seconds she says that cave is safe to enter. But suddenly hand appears and grabs golem. OH NO!!!
>>257484TIME TO WHIP OUT THE MAGIC TENTACLES THIS IS A RECUSE MISSIONCHARGE IN AND DESTORY TILL WE FIND OUR BUDDYRIP AND TEAR
>>257484Bum rush the cave so you can see where they went with her!
>>257484Use invisible magic (oh who are we kidding, it's transformation magic that turned you into a creature known for its invisible powers) to stealthy enter in the cave to rescue candy golem
>>257489this
>>257495It's already the get anon, 3,6,9 remember?
>>2574891-critical fail2-5-you have been Admiral Acbared6-8-you lost in cave9-12-success
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>257505
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>257505
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>257505I must redeem myself
>>257505Roll
>>257513>>257514Well I messed up
>>257512DAMN IT>>257513GOD DAMN IT FUCK>>257514ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FUCK GOD DAMN IT
>>257520It's okay anon, we'll fix it later
>>257512okay what humanoids it's going to be1-cute guys2-weird guys3-weird girls6-cute girls
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>257529
>>257529not 6 its 4pls reroll
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>257529>>257532such weeb hiippies
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>257529
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>257533
>>257539im fine with this
>>257539okay now how many of them is going to be d4
>>257539>>257529looks like they're from the weird family in the monstergirl encyclopedia.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>257546
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>257546I say 3 of them.
>>257550One for each dude, perfect.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>257546
And last one roll for delicious treat for no reason1-dark chocolate2-chocalate milk3-gummy worms4-gummy bears5-chocolate cookie6-marshmallow
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>257564
>>257566oooohh okay :^)
i think i know where this is going...
>>257567You are worrying me. Are we going to be fighting chocolate chip cookie girls?
>>257573you could say they're..... kooky
>>257579They are ... SPOOKY KOOKY
>>257579Fuck off Numbuh 3
>>257579>>257590>>257591But, her name was Kuki.
>>257489>>257512>>257539>>257566Outrageous! All group run as fast as they can to rescue candy golem. But suddenly you activated a trap. Then two famale cookie golems come to your cage.
>>257728Kek at that animation.Turns out we didn't stop sprinting and carry the cage with us, bowling over the cookie girls!
>>257735sounds good to me.
>>257728Roxxy:Turn the steel into Chocolate with a spell and punch through it. Then look at the cookie girls with the most intimidating look you can muster.
>>257728Keep Sprinting
>>257728The ground, it turns out, is also made of cookies. You eat through the floor and escape.
>>257728wave your eyebrows subjestively towards the chunky chocolate chip
>>257728>>257728Because you are going to die, confess to sister that you were acting weird and focusing in transformation because you feel like you were born in the wrong body and you were meant to be a woman
>>257728Tell them you like chewy chocolate chip cookies better than chunky
>>257751You fool, home made fresh from the oven is the best kind of cookie! I then get accused of weird, cookie pedophilia.
>>257739>Rule 2Fug.>>257746Oh, nevermind, this is great too.
>>257746"of course you trying to hit on every female character" roll d121-critical fail2-6-cookie golems don't need your puny male organs7-10-everybody feel weird about it11-12-success
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>257768
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>257768
>>257768Which character is hitting on the cookies? The incubus or the bro char?
>>257774I understand "you" as both of them :^)
>>257774I assume bro, but we should probably start making it clear who we are issuing commands for.
>>257779>both of the chars try hitting on the cookie golems, one each>the girls are weirded out by them explaining cookie anatomy as "sexy"Is this one of the times the MCs will actually bond and hivemind something?
>>257779good lord..incubi have a bonus in seduction naturally, yes?
>>257795golems are asexual so not today
>>257799>golems are asexualOur golem seems to enjoy males (or at least the MC).WE NEED TO SAVE OUR QT GOLEM!
We need a plan. What do we do when our loins fail to penetrate the cookie golems?
>>257836Roxxy smacks her brother then casts a minor translocation spell on the group and continues to intimidate/CAST FIST on the golems until they surrender.
>>257836lube it up and try again. cookies get softer when they're wet after all.
>>257847>CAST FISTbut rox is thicc, you need visible musculature for that!
>>257847>CAST FISTlets go with this plan
Quick question to OP: Does Roxxy get bonuses/easier rolls when she casts magic than her brother? Afterall, she's an amazing wizard while our MC, the brother, is really shit.
>>257847Why not just "idiot cannon?">Fling both Incubus and Wizard Brother like torpedoes and penetrate the cage and cookies
>>257868Didn't he kind of drain part of her knowledge during the duel?
>>257875No?When did that happen?
>>257875we swapped consciousness or something like that in the first thread. is that what you're thinking of?
>>257746>>257769Both of you try to use you seduction skill to impress cookie golems but they don't understand what are you doing. Girls in your group think you are two fucked up weirdos.
>>257891Cookie Girls are crushed beneath the foot of a titanic entity!It seems a Licorice Dragon has taken up nest here!And Candy Golem is... sitting on its head?
>>257891>>257891Transform cookie golems into succubi
>>257891Roxxy bonks her brother then casts a minor translocation spell on the group and continues to intimidate/CAST FIST on the golems until they surrender.
>>257891Roxxy: ignore weirdo men. Demand immediate release from this cage and the return of your small candy friend
>>257891since the mc:s and pirate waifu seem to fit through the bars just escape. rox can handle herself she's a big girl.
>>257868oh yeah her rolls better then brother. tho he can sometimes bring bad luck>>257896eeeemmmm... no
>>257882>>234263
>>257891Realize that you can slip through the bars, and proceed to do so. Then kick some cookie ass.
>>257891Better idea!Wizard Bro is tired of this shit and casts "Wormhole" again, calling "Bon voyage" as he jumps in with his sister, the warp closing behind him.
>>257913i assume that for wizard. roll d101-critical fail2--8-you slip through bars but Rox too big to do that it seems battle will be on hard level diificulty9-10-success
>>257904rerolling to cultivate better cage drawing;^)
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>257924
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>257924
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>257924
>>257931>>257932>0 seconds apart
>>257931Oh, nice
>>257931>>257932damn that's close
>>257931Nice
>>257907>eeeemmmm... noOh thank god. OP is finally cracking down on the retards/trolls in the thread.
>>257936Looks like I managed to eke it out somehow, haha.
>>257931Is this our first success roll?
>>257913>>257931ROX SMASH!!! It's time to beat up some cookies.
>>258010of course i forgot picture
>>258014Bro:Cry in terror as your sister does unspeakably horrible violent things to these cookies. W-Where did your sweet younger sister go?
>>258014
>>258029Is it bad to being eating sentient beings made of inanimate deliciousness?
>>258014crumble them in-between your stonking huge titis
>>258014never underrate your enemy roll d121-critical fail2-5-oh no6-8-this cookies harder then you think9-12-success
>>258037that's a funny way to spell thighs.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>258052
>>258056business as usual...
>>258053both are fine with me m8>>258056looks like we're still on point.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>258052
>>258056Delete this
>>258082you forgot your wojak
>>258082No. We can still salvage this.This will be the perfect timing for little brother to jump in and protect his sister again, even if it's only jumping between the golems and his sister to get the snot kicked out of him instead of her getting hurt. This is actually perfect.
>>258088*older brother who is more little than his large little sister.*
>>258056this is hilarious
>>258029>>258056You though you can just beat up cookie golems but this pastry is not for your teeth. They beat your group like a bunch of babies. After that you blacked out. Some time later both of main characters wake up in strange room in cave. There is candy golem! She tide up on some kind of pedestal.
Incubus Protag:Take this opportunity to go up and give your candy golem a thorough, and pleasurable, licking.
>>258238SAVE HER
>>258238Where the hell are we?
>>258238holy shit we suck.see if we can help golem out of her bindings.
Use another candy bead!
>>258253saving golem roll d101-critical fail2-4- you can't untie her5-7- you too slow8-10-success
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>258263
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>258263SAVE
>>258238>you will never be sat on by a large qt3.14 cookie golemwhy even live?
>>258266it's something
Hi guys, how's goi... Holy shit what have you done?!
>>258272blame it on the dice mane
>>258272got into trouble with some T H I C C cookie golems
>>258279you were asked politely not to enter!
>>258289Reverse psychology. They knew what they were doing. They need to take responsibility for their tricks.We're gonna have our protags eat their boss alive.
>>258289I WANTED TO THROW A ROCK AT THE SIGN.
>>258272OH LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE'VE DONESIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE, SON!For those of you new or too lazy to read suptgHere is the account of the last thread made by OPAfter Getpocalypse, which caused all Anons to screamOur hero awoke with a splash, for it had all been a dreamStill stuck on the waterfall, Lola tried to explainThat it was another personality that was the cause of our painDelores gave us a raft, told us to build quickI'd call her tsundere, but she'd cut off my dickWith no more distractions, our hero crafted well into the nightAnd by the next morning he'd crafted… something, all rightAs they climbed aboard, Lolita was excited to flyAnd despite all logic, they didn't crash and dieOur heroes floated down into the forest, safe and unhurtUnfortunately their chute got caught before they reached the dirtNow our hero is not one to give up just 'cause he's stuck,He grabbed his crew and jumped down, looking manly as fuckBefore us lay four paths, some with mushrooms, some with vineWe mixed up right and left as we rubbed our aching spineOur hero chose the most dangerous path, the one warning of fairyHey don't give me that look, they're really quite scaryThe crew ran into a pixie as they ventured down the routeIt was hostile and rabid, OH SHIT, WATCH OUT!Our hero tried to take out the pixie in one mighty biteWhen that failed he tried to grab it, 'cause he's not very brightThe pixie, now mad, transformed us with powderLola, confused, now just started to scream louderWith our new pixie wings we chased after that ratAnd eventually piledrived her straight into Lola's hatBefore we could celebrate the battle we'd wonA strange new crossover had already begun
>>258289they stole Golem! that's clearly something we can't allow
>>258289I CHECKED FOR TRAPS FOR A REASON IT BACKFIRED HORRIBLY.>>258301Anon that's the StP QM.
>>258289I WANTED TO SEXUALIZE THE SIGN!
>>258301To explain the new players and setting would be a bit hardAnd frankly I'm lazy, they can find their own bardOut from the bushes came a demon, claiming to carry her brotherEven though it was obvious they did not have the same motherThough suspicious at first, our motto is to always believe in thickWe shared our own story in a way that was thankfully quickWhen asked about the staff, the outsiders said they didn't knowAnd then thanks to dick wizards, it started to snowThe wizard made a fur coat for his sister, but she said "Fuck you."He instead gave it to Lolita, hey hands off our waifu!Braving the weather, we flew up intending to scoutNearly froze our ass off, but could not find our routeThe demon tried to carry us all, but her brother's hat got caught on a treeEveryone fell to the ground, and the damn pixie got freeWe threw a punch at the pixie, and for our trouble got bitDid you know that rabies is transmitted by spit?We asked the wizard for help, but frankly he's not a DocHis idea was to transform us, and we grew a HUGE cockWe tried using our demon powers to get rid of the pestBut when we snapped our fingers, we were suddenly undressedThe demon ate the pixie 'cause this was taking too longThen her mood changed and she started coming on strongConfused and frightened, we tripped into Delores' rackUnsurprisingly, she gave our hero a good smackThe wizard got jealous and tried to put our hero in his placeHe fucked up the transformation and grew an assfaceOur hero retaliated with his bracelet, yeah this is a good planBut when he took the first dose- whoa look at the colors, manThe assface, undaunted, gave his seductive powers a whirlIt somehow saved his sister, by making everyone hurlAs our hero tripped balls and stared at a treeHe perceived the splendor of the Goddess of CandyRealizing he was an asshole both inside and outThe wizard changed back and apologized for being a loutHis sister didn't forgive him, but also did not snarl or growlShe just wanted to go home and get away from the freak with the owlOur hero attempt to rape the golem at a bird's behestBut upon sobering up he found himself licking the wrong breastThe demon grabbed the incubus by the dick and gave a mighty throwDeciding they'd had enough of this shit, the women decided to goFinally sobered up, our incubus managed to conjure his clothesThe two protagonists continued to bicker, I don't think they'll ever be brosHis innocence in the molestation, the wizard tried to explainBut his sister knew he could take and deserved far much more pain
>>258307same
>>258309Emerging from the forest the group found the next part of their pathThe only thing standing in their way was the threat of a sign's wrathSensing danger the group sent the golem to look for dangerShe said it was clear but then was grabbed by a strangerThe party rushed into save her, ready for a scrapUnfortunately cookie golems had set up a trapThe boys, seeing women, tried to seduce themselves freeIt failed and disappointed their comrades, predictablyRoxy lost her temper again and bent the cage's barsAdvanced on the golems with the intent to make them see starsWe were beaten so fast, all we could yell was "FUCK DICE!"And now it appears poor golem's going to be a sacrifice
>>258301>>258309>>258312when was the last time you ate something anon?
>>258312Until we rolled a nat 8, and now she's free from their vice.
>>258312I appreciate your rhymes anon, they were pristine.
>>258312and that is the tale of the thread up to hereAnd we've only made it halfway across the map, oh dear>>258305Yeah, I know[spoiler[but that wad was getting too hard not to blow>>258319beware of 8's son, or you'll soon pay the price
>>258329Not this time, though, 'cuz we rolled the highest choice
>Just got backThat was a nice little plot recap.
>>258253>>258266Heroes decided that wizard shoud look for enemy and incubus will untie candy golem. Successfuly incubus and golem together again but this moment was interrupted by cry for help from wizard. Then gingerbread mage says "Hey, Jabroni! Put down candy corn or you will go back to sucking dicks in hell!">Reply here >>258485
>>258488Mage guy: self destruct
>>259296GoodBad is on break, Anon. We're in the other thread, probably for one more post.I'm gonna try and send them home soon back to Duel Land.
>>259296He's sorta did this, bit it was thwarted by a fire safety savvy golem.
Today's session start at 15:00 UTC. How are heroes going to get out of this mess now? Stay tuned to find out.
>>260431They won't. We'll continue to roll crit fails and everything will be terrible forever.
Also yesterday parts of quest
>>260437
>>260439
Also, 10/10 drawing OP. Please continue to make more.https://67.media.tumblr.com/d9fb81b57b0f8363a373fd6ef47d9969/tumblr_o8r53l6KFt1vxnx1yo1_1280.png
It seem our boys in trouble and no help from them. Only girls now can save the day but who is going to save them?
>>260631Time for Lola to reveal her secret ability!
>>260631roxy, reach out to the independence day popsicle mouse and ask for it's help!
>>260631Roxane bites through her ballgag and summons the friendly squid from before for help. She tells the squid that some bad people have kidnapped them and they need to be taught how to be friendly.
>>260631Lolita attracts the mouse's attention and uses childlike innocence to convince it to bring her the key
>>260640>>260631Reroll
>>260653oh that's going to be hard one roll d161-critical fail2-10- thats not the usual ballgag11-14- your strength is not enough15-16-success
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>260666satan pls
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>260666Okay then Satan.
>>260670>>260672
>>260670>>260672WHAT THE FUCK?! AGAIN?!AGAIN?!
>>260670>>260672Hello darkness, my old friend.
>>260670>>260672Good way to start the day.
>>260680>>260681Darkness mind.So she's going to start fucking choking right?
>>260670>>260672So wizard isn't the only fail, maybe that's the real reason why his family's lives have gone to hell
did someone summon the wormhole back? because it's sucking out all our luck
>Wake up>2 1s againI am still weeping.
also next picture is going to be here >>243462 and reply also in that thread
>>260653>>260670Roxane tries to bite through her ballgag. But hat is not usual ballgag. ITS MAGIC BALLGAG! ITS TRANSFORM HER INTO TOASTER! Then projection of gingerbread appears and says "You stupid bitch! You think its going to be so easy to escape! IAM MOTHERFUCKING GINGEBREAD WIZARD! AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Good luck beeing useless toaster for eternity! You Jabron!" Then he disappears.>reply here >>260773
>>260776Hey OP. Do we have bread in our toaster?
>>260964Well it's ex wizard toaster. So you have infinity amount of toasts.
>>260971:DYay~
>>260971We will be able to fix her, right?
>>261002I'm gonna roll to have us use our coils to burn an inscription into a piece of toast, creating a makeshift simple transmogrification scroll that we can pour magic into that will change us back.Anyone else wanna roll for that with me or have any better ideas?
>>261007this sounds like fun.
>>261007Shit, I as just gonna roll to fix us by sheer force of will. That makes a lot more sense.
>>261007Joke's on gingerbread man, he gave her the tools for her escape, although knowing how magic works here, she might end up becoming a toast golem creature
>>260776You must be really desperate to ask a kittle mouse for help, but your other option is ask a toaster for help.But looks like you're a lucky girl and the mouse understand perfectly that you want to get out the cage!
>>261037thank the mouse and try to free roxxy. Give the mouse some toast as a reward if you can.
>>261037Rox: Burn an inscription into a piece of toast, creating a makeshift simple transmogrification scroll that we can pour magic into that will change us back.
>>261037Quick, free roxy
>>261037Use your "magic fingers" to sexually please sis back to normal.
>>261037Roxie produces toast in excitement, Lola frees her and rewards the mouse with some fine toasted bread.
>>261037Run away to catch up with your crew and leave the toaster behind
>>261049yooooo
>>261049roll for toast magic? d201-critical fail2-9-there is something in the water10-13-you create a useless toast14-20-success
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>261073
>>261074ah fuck
You saw NOTHING.:^)
>>261074>Deleting itSeriously now, take the 4 like a man.
>>261088No. I refuse.:^)
>not wanting to meet sexy gummermaids
>>261074d4 but wait it's not actually water its1-jelly2-syrup3-oh wait its water4-liquid magic
>>261092>Turns out they are Sickly Sweet Sirens>Soul Suck is cast
>>261074>>261080>>261082oi, quit that.
