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You are humble student of "University Of Magic and Stuff" You were challenged to a magic duel. But this duel turns out not how you expect it to be.

Rules:
>be sure to reply to the correct post
>first post aka "get" with last number 3, 6 or 9 get to decide what happen next
>wait 3 minutes to reroll
>only first dice roll matters.
Previous thread here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=T%26A

>I need 1 or 2 hours to prepare for next session. But for now take a look on how it all started.
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>>245970

Man, wizards can be pretty petty about their grudges
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>>246045
Silly, ain't it? Can turn humans into weird animals but can't magic vomit out of a bathrobe.
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>>245970
Fucking dark mages.
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You was born in family of famous and powerful wizards. Your father Genrih is master of illusions and your mother Cassandra great healer. You have an older brother, who unfortunately doesn't have a gift at magic, becouse of that he really doesn't like you. Also you have half-demon sister. She was adopted when she was only a baby. You always help her and protect her even when you got beaten to half-death. But one day you get older and should go to university to learn magic and become the best wizard and make your family proud. But plans not always go as you want. You failed at every magic lession and desided to waste money on alcohol and gambling. Years later you become total looser who can't even finish the first course at university and drinking all day in bar.

>Thats backstory of protagonist. I need to eat and after that I will reveal who is the opponent.
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>>245970
Oh shit exposition!
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>>246232
*insert feels here*
I'm kinda sad now.
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>>246232
Also, it's our mother, isn't it?
The Kobold face looked considerably like that.
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>>246232
Well they'd be proud of the magical skill we're rolling in this duel. We managed to subdue and fetishify a wizard way more powerful than us. To the point that we had time to mess with them for a bit too by making their tits huge.
Maybe proud is the wrong word
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>>246232
Oh no. WE NEED TO MAKE OUR SISTER PROUD.
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>>246232
Oh god. Is it our little sister? Have we been molesting our little half sister this entire time?

I'd be cool with that.
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>>246232

I still think his opponent is his yandere ex-girlfriend
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Wow! What was that? It's like you lived your past life again. You also normal again and all water gone...
"You!'' You hear voice behind you "You pathetic! Our family believed in you. We hope that you become a great wizard. But after all these years you just wasted money we give you on booze and whores. Our family having hard time now. Mother is ill with unknown desiese, father in hard depression and older brother hole day on work to make some money on food for family. All these years small sister waited for you to come back. She bealived that her brother will come back as great wizard and solve all our problems. But that little naive girl gone... I come a long way to become what I am now. Now call me Roxane THE BEARER OF PAIN. I will destroy you! You disgusting worthless PIG!"
Oh fuck! Shit just got serious! You going to need a lot of luck.

>Sorry for taking so long. Just was busy with some stuff.
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>>246601
Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug her

I can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
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>>246601
Act clueless and say "Am sorry but do I know you?"
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>>246601
No problem.
Apologize, saying that indeed, you were a failure and do not deserve everything that has been given to you, but you will not simply die.
And cast a lightning bolt.
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>>246601

Cast a spell to get rid of that horrible feeling you got after realizing that you just anal raped and seduced your own sister
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>>246619
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
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>>246619
yeah, that totally not gonna piss her off
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>>246601
this >>246618
and cry
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>>246601
>You spent half the comic making out with your sister
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>>246619
Well fuck.
We could have gone out in a blaze of glory.
But instead...
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>>246639
>half sister
We can still salvage this. Maybe we can make a waifu out of her.
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>>246619
Oh shit. I forgot this thread uses shitty gets instead of voting.

Welp. I fucking hate you, iyA/pcYV.
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>>246646

That's true, they aren't blood related after all
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>>246625
>>246627
>>246642
>>246653
No Ragrets
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OP. Can we switch to a vote based system? Get based systems suck.
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>>246619
You act like an idiot and say that you dont know her. She punch your face as hard as she can. You scull is probably broken now. Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.
>For this occasion let's try vote sistem.
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>>246693
>changing how threads were from the beginning
Don't be a bab-
>>246703
Goddammit OP.
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>>246703
Okay point out that you have been trying to win this battle, you have to appeal to the judges, so you've been going flashy, silly and sexy, in an attempt to win three of the judges over.

Also no whores.
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>>246703
cast shield, cast mana up, cast haste
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>>246703

A sincere and honest apology, and that you really meant it when you said that you loved her. After all no blood related
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>>246703
Hold your face and say "Owwww. It was a joke. What happened to the sweet little girl who didn't slug her half-brother's face". Then laugh and do:
>>246618
Correct her and say "Booze and gambling. Never whores". Then hug her

I can't believe we are seeing our little sister again. Wow she has grown. A tear of joy comes to our eye.
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>>246703
Correct her say that we wasted it on "boozes and gambling". And tell her how you won a duel against a powerful mage.
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>>246703
>Didn't you get it when I said "shit got serious" you need to try better.
>implying trolls give a fuck
This is why Votes >>> Gets; especially at serious times like this.
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>>246703
"No, I did not deserve all that I was given, I am a failure of a wizard, but I will not be defeated by my little sister."
We cast >>246715
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>>246746
We should be proud of our little sister. She obviously has done what we were not able to. Shouldn't we be supportive of her and let her know how proud we are of her?
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>>246703
Gets only work if it's completely random or if the OP adjust the silly suggestions a bit.
That said, you actually used your slime abilities from earlier to easily survive the blow.
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>>246766
She is going to KILL us.
We need to assert our position BEFORE explaining ourselves further.
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>>246703
Wait, this is a MAGIC duel. Call a foul for use of non-magical methods
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>>246801
We'll just get overruled by the War Mage, cause he likes violence too much, I reckon.
Something like, "She clearly casted fist and you didn't even try to dodge. Kindly return to fighting."
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>>246813
Also we just bodyslammed her like 5 minutes ago in quest.
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>>246746
Okay vote system takes way too long. Baxk to gets then. Roll d16
1-critical fail
2-9- your sister beat you up even more
10-11- cast only shield
12-13-cast only mana up
14-15-cast only haste
16- success
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Rolled 9 (1d16)

>>246835
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I just want to see their reaction to the whole trying to seduce and sex her. And its not like she didn't fell for the seduction a few times, so she secretly wants her oniichan
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Though in all seriousness, I didn't think I would get the "get".
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Rolled 8 (1d16)

>>246835
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Rolled 12 (1d16)

>>246835
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>>246892
Anon, I said the same thing back on /v/.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/331392106/#331392984
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Rolled 11 (1d16)

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Rolled 3 (1d16)

>>246835
Is rolling twice a party foul?
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>>246915
Rule #4 in the OP, Anon. It don't matter anyway.
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>246835
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>>246837
You tell your sister that you did not deserve all that you was given, you a failure of a wizard, but you will not be defeated by my little sister. She immediately set you on fire.
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>>246965
Hug her while you're on fire.
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>>246965
"Jeez, you're interrupting me. BECAUSE i won't find my beloved little sis. I may be a failure of a wizard, but i'm still your brother"
Then hug her and give her a kiss in the cheeck.
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Throw ashes into her eye.
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>>246965
FIRE PUNCH LEAP.
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>>246965
Ice magic bitches.
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>>246979
>in the cheek
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>>246979
>>246965
>I won't fight
Derped right there.
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>>246986
I'm not sexualizing her YET.
First we romance.
Also, succubus kiss bs.
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>>246979
>>246994
Thanks Satan
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>>247010
Satan loves wincest. Always remember that.
We don't fight cute lil sis.
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>>246979
"You definitely doesn't know how to act with angry woman" roll d16
1- critical hit
2-6- more pain
7-12- she get angrier
13-16- success?
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Rolled 15 (1d16)

>>247048
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>>247050
You doomed us all, mOB.
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>>247063
That's Tower Knight to you. :^)
And the dice are a cruel mistress.
I wonder if we can have sexual relations with the dice.
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Rolled 12 (1d16)

>>247080
rolling for sexual relations with dice
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>247092
Leave it to me.
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>>247050
>16 seconds before
DELETE THIS

>>247048
She did say she loved us back then, come on.
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She's tsundere for her brother. Remember that she reacted positively when he was trying to seduce her during the battle
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>>247127
>>247048
THAT'S MY POINT.
EVEN ANGRIER, SHE LIKES IT!
LET'S GO FOR SOME ONII-CHAN ACTION.
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>>247050
>>247050
You tell your sister that you mayby a shitty wizard but you still her brother.
"Fat chance asshole!" says Roxane " After what you did to me you not my brother anymore. My brother always care about people around. He always was peacful and non violent. And he definitely wasn't such perverted dog like you!"
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>>247217
Summon a smokescreen while she's busy lecturing us. for the last time we only spent it on boozes and gambling, no whores!
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>>247217
Show her who the real failure is.
Fireball her face.
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>>247217
Briefly wonder how the fuck did she kept all these muscles under the robe
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>>247217
Then I accept my fate. Put me down for my wrongdoings, you are the big sister now...
Stealth cast wormhole.
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>>247217
Tell her that you only did what you could in this magic duel. You're a shitty wizard who only knows magic taught to you by the horny wizards at the bar.

But she did magnificently and you're so proud of her. Hug her again.
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>>247217

Tell her that a hard life can do serious shit to people and that you tried real hard but the academy was too much to you. And that for her information, you spent all the money in extra private classes, not in booze and whores like she said
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>>247244
GOD DAMNIT!

>>247243
FUCKING DAMNIT!
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>>247217

She's a demon, she'll feed off negativity. Weaken her by filling the arena with flora.
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>>247243
Awesome! Can finally get back to fighting.
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>>247243
Secret wormhole trick d16
1-2- critical fail
3-6- she will beat you to death
7-10- she counter your spell
11-16- success?
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Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>247275
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>247275
3 to 6 please.
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>>247278
aw shit niggs
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Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>247275
FATE
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>>247278
>>247284
I'm cool with either of these.

Fuck smart gets, from now on bad things are good.
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>>247278
Suddenly worms everywhere.
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>>247217

It is at this moment that I can proudly say I did not participate in the first thread.
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>>247341
We were close with the dad bit though, gotta take credit where we can get it.
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>>247341
I did. It was pretty great.

Too bad you missed the first part of it. It was so magical to watch this guy become the fail wizard we all knew he could be.
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>>247344
To be honest, I put that out there as a theory to give people bonerkills. I didn't actually think it was going to be true.

Totally called it.
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That whole "sister" reveal is a bit to bait and switch for me to be bothered by it.
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>>247278
You decided that only one way to end this to create wormhole. You succesfully cast it but you probably shoudn't create so close to yourself. It sucking you inside. Noooo!

>This is also a good opportunity for crossover with this thread >>243462
What are you guys thinking? Do it now or later?
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>>247402
Later.
Also, do we get to do an action now?
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>>247402

Make it so sister is dragged along him for double tsundere time
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>>247402
Do it now.

Also, grab your sister as you get sucked in. Start screaming and sobbing that you're sorry for being a terrible older brother and that you love her.
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>>247402
do it, don't bring her right now
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>>247402
Do it
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>>247402
Grab your "big" sis and jump to a new world!
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>>247402
Mario grant here, How we're going to proceed?
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>>247471
Well my characters can just wonder around candy forest for a bit then when you ready all characters can meet together. I have no idea how we both gonna draw that. :^)
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>>247471
>>247494
when more pixies are summoned, have wizard bro follow them
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>>247416
>>247422
>>247431
>>247443
>>247457
Wormhole is getting stronger. Your sister trying to drag you back but her strength not enough.
"You moron! Why you did this!? Are want to kill us all?!" She screams.
You try to say sorry but its tooo late both of you get sucked inside wormhole.
You Roxane now. You waked up in strange forest. Your brother is out of consciousness and vomit ground round him.
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>>247494
tumblr chat if you need confidentiality
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>>247662
Use brother to get a good view of the area.
Do this by throwing him as high as you can.
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>>247662
"Great."
With nothing else to do, we sling him over our shoulder and begin looking around.
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>>247662
Tell her you're sorry.
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>>247662
Look where you are.
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>>247679
You see that your brother not able to move at all you sling him over the shoulder. You look aroun and see two paths.
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>>247829
Go down the spooky path
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>>247829
Go to the right.
Wonder why you wore this one piece under your robes.
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>>247829
Left for sure.
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>>247829
Right
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>>247829
Left. We are wizards. We aren't afraid of anything.
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You move forward and see something strange. Pixies fighting with each other. There also girl pirate and candy golem. Not every day you see something like this.

>Now this baeutiful guy > >>243462 is going to play a little with my characters.
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>>248061
Good run thus far, thank you kindly, GoodBad.
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>>248061
NICE
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>>248061
Turn the pixie into dust that you can snort.
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>>248241
This crossover is going to be awesome!
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>>248266
It already is!
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>>248266
Too late, it's awesome already
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>>248266
you fool! you've endangered the entire thread by letting Steven King in!
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High Hats. They always watching.

>Don't forget to also suggest stuff in other thread for my little wizard to create crazy magic shenanigans.
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>>248431
>Stephen King, Grandmaster Archmage, arrives to observe these events with the others
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>>248431
>They always watching.
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>>248436
every mention of his name is a get holy shit
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>>248436
>>248441
shiiiiet
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>>248441
The high wizards are them, while Authors are watching the high wizards
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>>248441
THEY. ALWAYS. WATCHING.
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>>248431
>In the other thread
Why not here? No sense in stuffing everything into one thread.
>>248541

Accidentally start sleepcasting sheep into existence after the next delivery. :^)
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>248541
1d3 to decide which grandmaster alters things upon a return to the arena?
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>>248541
>tfw you don't have enough gets to become canon
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>>248541
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>>248541
>mfw this pic
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>>248541
aww, you made me one of the gods of the world?
someone's getting a merry christmas this year
>>248556
looks like it's me. ho ho ho motherfuckers
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Rolled 1, 3, 2 = 6 (3d6)

>>248556
>Not rolling 3d6
>or 1d666
Gonna roll both for fun and giggles and eternal damnation.
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>>248572
>It starts snowing, a hail of presents containing random spells cast upon opening
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Rolled 406 (1d666)

>>248577
> = 6
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>>248541
>the father, son and holy spirit.
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>>248577
them dubs
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>>248586
Always. Nice six.

>>248582
>406
>06
>6
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>>248541
Now seriously. You have no idea how much i love this art.
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>>248666
Lucifer evolved
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>>248666
Now you're giga satan
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>>248666
calm down dude
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>>248541
And to complete the whole thing, GBArtist and MarioGrant watching the three gods
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>>248681
>>248684
I didn't even see it this time. I was still looking at the pic.

>>248683
That's a hella good idea.
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You know, when I think about it, an RPG world with 3 deities, the King, Satan, and Santa seems 100% plausible if you put a bit of "lore" on it.
>King has a tendency to let his personal works overshadow being a proper "god" and tends to cause a bit of chaos due to unleashing something from his latest writing, but upscaled notably
>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction
>Santa is the benevolent one who will never intervene directly, instead supplying "gifts" to those who need them most
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>>248690
>Satan is the God of Misfortune, preying on the weak and leading the weak-willed, but strong to take advantage of them and cause general sorrow and destruction
>cause general sorrow and destruction
Why would you think i want that?
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>>248690
hey, that's mildly adequite!
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>>248714
General, Satan. General.
It is all for your own, secret desire, but you get bored easily, so you toy with the weak-willed for fun.
>>248720
If I can nail down what I'd want out of this, I may have a new Quest to fuck with.
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>>248495
>>248705
Oh forgot to repost progress for archive.
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Those links don't work in the archive. so you should put the link to the other quests archive here.
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>>248556
Potential santa changes:
Burning hot coal is fired at those who engage in naughty behavior for a while
Arena becomes a winter wonderland
The mages are gifted with new items of mundane use
The mages are gifted with new items of powerful magical use
The mages are forced to wear ugly christmas sweaters
Eggnog lake forms, along with candycane coated pinetrees
JESUS arrives and MULTIPLIES things.
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post the entery images if you want
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>>248690
>>248720
>>248775
You know, guys. I can actually write a quest about that.
Buuuut i can't draw for shit. If someone got the drawing skills and can stand satan's shenanigans want to collab, i'm 100% okay with that.
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>>248790
>Not just doing a text quest
They get plenty of popularity too, Anon.
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Okay I will post pictures of quest progress.
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>>248799
I knooow. But there's a certain magic in images sometimes.
At least i'd feel more comfortable with them. By showing some minor details without making them obvious, you know?
But if enough people want textventures from me i'll do it.
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>>248819
Agreed, also cant really pay attention when the entire thing is a giant block of letters.

I like:
>when words are formatted into easy reading
>pictures that you can look at to stop using imagination
>thicc chicas
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>>248849
Well, Kingslayer started as text and is satan-like.
But i do agree that looking at thiccs and lolis is great.
Now formatted into easy reading i'd OBVIOUSLY do anyway, as OPs have more formatting options.
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>>248819
My latest escapade for your reading pleasure.
Images are nice, but far from mandatory.
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>>248913
Kay, kay. I'll see what i can do.
If ANYONE else is interested, please do say so.

>>248812
GBA, may i edit your 3 gods always watching pic to create an OP pic for a quest?
I'd feel bad to just steal your art and not say anything.
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>>248913
Okay. I gave it much thought and i need a mortal soul in trade for a tale.
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High Hats get bored again and want some changes roll d4
1. Pompolus The Magic-eater.
2. Razzrak The War-mage.
3. Sesil The Lust-wizard.
4. Markus The Comedian.

>>248932
>Sure you can use it. I dont mind
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>>248963
Thanks!
Rolling for satan
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>248963
He wants to return them back to scorpiongirl and koboldgirl respectively.
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>248963
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>248967
What the fuck these rolls failing
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>>248963
of course they are bored, we are only chit chatting
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>>248969
THE ROLL OF POMPOLUS D10
1-snow weather
2-fire elementals
3-characters are now giant
4-ice elementals
5-fire everywhere
6-magic overpower
7-duplicate
8-golems
9-skeleton knight
10-you dragons now
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>248987
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>248987
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>248987
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>>248987
THANKS SANTA
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>>248988
Pompolus use his magic to create winter in candy land.

>Well today was interesting. My first try to make crossover quest. Tomorrow everithing will be on 110% better. See ya then.
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>>249039
night
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>>249039
Cheers loves, sleep well both of ya.
This probably won't go on too long solely so you two don't torture yourselves for more than a day.
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>>249039
Hey OP. How fucked are we with trying to make up with our sister? How fucked are we with trying to make out with our sister?

I tried to get our char to reconcile, but somes' actions have made it seemingly impossible to reconcile.
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>>249045
Guess what i did:
>>249074
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>>249085
its dead
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>>249364
Don't lie, its rude.
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>>248994
>>249039
Looks like my influence was felt even while I was busy
Never doubt the power of Christmas spirit
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Crossover quest is coming right up. We are taking turns now. When there will be picture from Save Viva Piñata Princess
quest in my thread, suggest stuff for MY characters. Then I will post my picture in this thread and other one, that means mine turn is over and anons from other thread will suggest thing for other characters.
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>sorry we don't usually use artifac support to cast magic
>and how you gonna go back?
>mmm, i don't know, it's my brother's fault that we ended here. But is an incompetent and certainly can't cast thar spell again with the same result.
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>>250304
Bro: Why don't YOU cast it Rox?
Also, i'm SO sorry.
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>>250304
cast fire cloak (or something along those lines) to stay warm.
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>>250319
you shoud have mention who is going to do that now roll for character d2
1- big sister
2- stupid brother
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>250324
please bro
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>>250325
goddamnit satan.
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>>250327
All acording to plan.
IT'S THE CHANCE TO NOT FUCK UP AND IMPRESS HER, COME ON.
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>>250325
Now roll "I tied my best" d16
1-2- critical fail
3-7- you are on fire today
8-15-it just warm cloak
16- success
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Rolled 11 (1d16)

>>250334
Come ON. We CAN do this. Calm down.
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>250334
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>>250337
Good enough.
Can i ask that the warm cloak in a Rox and/or Lola? If just one, to Rox, cuz she mad at us.
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>>250337
how much cloack can you make roll d4
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>250349
Priority:
1-Rox
2-Lola
3-Bro
4-Pixie MC
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>250353
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>>250354
What? It wasn't supposed to be a die roll.
Just my list of priorities? haha
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>>250356
Steven King has spoken. So shall it be.
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>>250356
looks like you aren't the only one causing shenanigans here.
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>>250353
you monster, pixies are small creatures and don't tolerate cold weather too well!
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>>250358
>>250360
Actually i'm quite not okay with this because its like a hijack from GBA.
You have to roll his options, not mine.
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>>250365
chill dude mistakes happen. Also rox could try turning the pixie back into a human.
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>>250365
I think it's better that it's Bro casting it on himself, though. It's no good deciding who you cast it on after figuring out whether it's a success. Would you have wanted to cast it on Rox if it ended up setting her on fire?
Beside, if you look at
>>250334
it seems to assume the caster as the target.
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>>250379
Let's wait and see. Time and GBA will tell us.
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>>250319
>>250325
>>250334
>>250353
You created with magic a fur cloak, You offer it to your sister. She says that she is not little princess and she can stand a little bit of cold. She also suggest you to go fuck yourself. Then with not so much thinking you decide to give that fur cloak to little pirate girl. She enjoys her new gift very much. At least somebody appreciated you.

>Now suggest stuff for other thread characters here >>243462.
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>>250454
I'm liking this back and forth.
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>>250454
You fly up to see over all the forest but there is too much snow to distinguish any possible route. At least you can tell the direction you must take and how far you are from the cliff base
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Now suggest actions for wizard and his sister
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>>250539
We start making our way over there and encounter a present box
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>>250543
try to change pixie mc back to a human
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>>250550
second'd
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>>250539
>>250543
Sister is in no mood for this, hoists everyone into her arms, and begins sprinting down the nearest path.
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>>250555
>No responses in 5 minutes
Slow day?
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>>250550
this for sure
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>>250564
the mark of a good thread is when everyone's too invested in the topic to check a get

but yeah idk maybe it is just a slow day
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>>250571
I meant in general, we don't usually stop till we get.
Which is 3/6/9 ITT.
>>250543
Once more since I'm postan' again.
>>250555
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>>250539
Have Rox carry pixie and warm him up.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>250582
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>>250583
Posted a roll then after 2 seconds "get". Jeez
roll d6 for sister
1-critical fail
2-this guys are to heavy
3-you are not in that shape you used to be
4-6- success
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>250591
wayyoo ayyo owwayoowayyoo.
walk like a magician..
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>250591
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>250591
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>>250593
>>250595
Should have become /fit/ after all.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>250591
*fear*
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>>250600
>implying you can't be thicc and /fit/ at the same time
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>>250600
Your the one to talk
You should get back on your grind bro
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>>250600
It must just be wormhole-lag and cold, she looks like she's usually pretty strong
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>>250586
Either Rox used magic to make her punches strong or Bro is just really delicate.
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>>250618
The link is deleted. What was it before?
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>>250656
It was >>250591 asking for a roll between the suggested actions since nobody got a get.
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>>250583
>>250586
Your's sister decided that is time for action. She grabbed everybody and run really fast. Unfortunately your's hat was caught by tree branch your sister couldn't hold the balance and everybody fall down exept pixie. Also bag opened and some hostile pixie break free.
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>>250809
Also don't forget to reply here >>250800
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I just want to let both artists know that they are awesome.

Easily the coolest quests going at the moment
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Rolled 8942 (1d10000)

Shame we can't pre-emptively roll.
Also, just for fun, rolling for a random magical effect from: http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
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>>250958
>All trees within 60 yards fall when there is no one around to hear them
Random indeed.
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>>250958
interesting list
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>>250958
Wow. There is some cool magic spells. I will think about using some of those.
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>>250958
this is rad. I'll have to use this in my next D&D campaign
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>>250971
I suggest it, can be fun for some interesting Crit. Fails.
>>250980
Now all you gotta do is find a worldly justification for why it would affect all magical schools and suddenly, you got a pretty chaotic game.
That or entice people to play Wild Mages.
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>>250995
>Implying the crazy wizard couldn't do a wild magic effect on purpose in this quest
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>>250809
You try to punch the dixie but she is faster than you and bites your arm! Oh shit you have 2 turns before you succumb to pixie rabies!!
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>>251045
Try and cure that pixie rabies, quick!
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>>251045
Suck on wound to get rip of rabies.
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>>251045
Ask your wizard friends if they have a remove disease spell. Hold onto the fairy while you ask this, even if she's biting you. If they do, get them to cast it on both you and the pixie.

Boom. Fixed this bad situation. All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
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>>251045
Ask your wizard friend to freeze the pixie.
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>>251045

You can't have rabies if you aren't a pixie. Transform her into a succubus!
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>>251062
This
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>>251076
>turn her into a succubus
>sister gets even more "What the fuck is wrong with this former brother of mine"
I swear, you anons really want us to have a bad ending with our half sister.
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>>251062
>All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
Sounds easy huh.
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>>251089
Believe in the RNG
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>>251076
>inb4 rabid werewolf
yes, much better
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>>251089
Remember, according to the Jara thread the RNG gods love ass. Hopefully they'll approve of becoming a succubus
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>>251115
Really? I felt like they were punishing us for getting rid of her tits.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10467968
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>>251127
That's true, but they gave us some really good rolls for avoiding that ass stealing mimic.
Maybe they're just pervs in general
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>>251076
All right transformation spells is your thing. You cant screw up so much this time.
Succubus spell d12
1- critical fail
2-4-what abomination is this?
5-9-Incubus time
10-12- noice
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>251151
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>251151
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>251151
Time to fail
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>>251155
Woot!
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>251151
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>>251155
Al right :^) how sexy he is going to be roll d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>251173
d
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>251173
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>>251179
sexy beast
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>>251179
well above average.
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>>251179

Sister will be very proud of her brother's high quality incubus spell
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>>251263
something tells me she's just gonna to shrug it off as us being a perv, we've yet to be on her good side after she revealed herself.
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>>251274
We've tried to be, but people who like to be randumb keep getting the gets.
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>>251274

She knows that her brother likes dem sexy women, it would be totally gay if out of pervertedness used a incubus spell, so either now she will think he's gay, or that he's getting better.
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>>251179
more like /d/ amirite
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>>251286
>not transforming into a sexy incubus to actually get at dem sexy women
Sister sees through us.

Or at least that's what she'll think.
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>>251288
Does someone need a Dicking?
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>>251357
Only if it's a feminine penis.
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>>251410
>Dicks
>"feminine"
I bet you like traps too.
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>>251570

Traps are god's gift to mankind
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>>251076
>>251155
>>251179
When you wake up you see that you friend pixie is got bitten and probably will have rabies. But Doctor Wizard Guy has a solution - transformation into succubus. That sure will help. You cast a spell on your friend but unfortunately result is more different then you expected.
>Sesil The Lust-wizard approved

>Also I will take a break until Mario returns.
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>>251570
i bet you like girls you fucking prancing lala homo man
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>>251585
>>251657
It's gay in general to have sex.
:^P
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>>251652
>That's an 8
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>>251689
what would have happen if it was a ten?
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>>251706
bigger hips
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>>251706
To me, that's more of a 6, maybe 5.
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>>251713
A-anon please this a blue board, no more lewd thoughts.
audible sweating
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>>251713
are THICC traps a thing?
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>>251730

I NEED THICC traps in my life
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>>251725
>That's a 6
wot
How fucking high are your standards m8?
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>>251747
It's probably the lack of nose and the fact our ears changed nada that's throwing me off.
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>>251944
I'm still not seeing how that translates into a six. Is empty my balls into that without a second thought, I'd give it a 9 to be honest.
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>>252208
To each their own I guess.
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>>252223
Fair point, go in peace anon.
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I kinda want to change a tool from pen to pencil. I know that becouse of low density it will look weird on some displays. So tell me what you guys think.
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>>252447
density? you mean like pixels per inch? i'm rolling with a 13 inch 1440x900 screen atm and it doesn't look odd to me.
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>>252447
looks fine to me
also
>nice buldge
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>>251652
>this is your idea of helping someone?!
>just stop strugling me for a moment an use your new powers
>FINE JEEZ

Woah, the pixie is in shock right now.
me too.
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fucking connection errors>>252484
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>>252447
1920X1080 here, looks great.
Also, did that bulge get bigger?
The nose does fix my complaint earlier, solid 8/10.
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>>252447
still looks good, can't complain.
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>>252494
oh my
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>>252447
Looks fine either way, pencil is good though.
>>252494
Let's try to fix this again
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>>252494
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>252494
>dat literal cockblock
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>>252494
Sweet. Back to 3,6,9.
It seems the fairy is in shock now.
LittleBigSis takes this opportunity to swallow the fairy whole and be done with it.
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>>252494
this is getting borderline nsfw very fast and i love it
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>>252494
Slap the fairy for being a pervert while covering yourself.
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>>252531
It's just the right level. Just like last thread, lewd with nudity but not just full on porn level. Difficult to describe why it works, but you pull it off OPs
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>>252523
roll for "i sure hope you guys don't have vore fetish" roll d10
1-critical fail
2-4- this shitty pixie can't just give up
5-10- omnomnomnom
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>252554
pls no vore
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>>252560
I am mildly perturbed.
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>>252548
I'm gonna die of bloodloss itt
>mfw this thread.>>252560 oh fuck you this is officially /d/: the quest now
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>>252560
I'm not hoping for a vore scene, I just want an excuse to use a d10000 to see what magical mishap results from the fairy's death mixed with mage saliva.
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>>252560
You fool, you doomed us all.
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>>252560
Ho ho I don't even want to try.
Vore. We're officially that quest
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Requesting a report about the current interest of the great wizards after the latest events
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>>252523
>>252560
Big sister really get tired of this annoyng pixie. She sawllow pixie as some food. But pixie have some side-effects. Sister become really weird and start to flirt with incubus.

>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
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>>252705
>Having a THICC half-demon wizard in love with you
wew lad...
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>>252705
Oh... oh my.
Thanks GBA, see you next time.
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>>252705
See ya, you big damn awesome guy, wish I could bear your children
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>>252705
under normal circumstances you wouldn't negate the embrance of a thicc woman. But this is not normal at all. You try to escape (in a a girlier way than normal) but those high heels are not going to colaborate.
Who turned the light off?
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>>253008
hold your sister back from raping the boy.
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>>253008
Bro casts "Binding chains" and gets everyone to stop fighting and doing lewd things.
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>>253008
>>253030
This, please.
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>>253008
Cast "Create Greater Pants" on the guy so we can get moving
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>>253038
SATAN CAMMANDS IT!

>>253008

Bro decides to look away from the chaos and hit it up with delores.
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>>253008
do we still have that "eyepatch" from earlier? use it to cover up.
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>>253053
>Bro decides to look away from the chaos and hit it up with delores.
So he looks right at the Chaos? You realize Delores is literally punching incubus boy atm?
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>>253139
Has wizard bro even figured out the multiple personalities yet? He might think the golem's name is Delores.
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>>253157
He probably refers to her as "Lola" or "Lolita" since when they exchanged backstories, she was Lolita.
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This is one of those days again.

>This is my turn. Now suggest actions for my characters.
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>>254004
Let's try to magic our way out of this mess, fix the incubus first
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>>254004
Holy fuck this is way earlier than usual
I'm concerned for our sister, see if you can Magic the pixie and it's effects outside of her. Maybe to somewhere in the stratosphere? Not like anyone will miss that little shit.
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>>254004
Breast expansion spell on both the girls
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>>254004

Turn off incubus's powers by turning him into a woman
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stop arguing! we gotta go out of this forest!
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>>254014

Reroll
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>>254012
Eh what the hell, reroll
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>>254016
Ok lets all calm down
Everyones mad at everyone lets try to have a discussion about our feeling to see if we can create a more peaceful environment through communication
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I also created a twitter account for announcements twitter.com/goodbadartist
So if you have problems to watch this thread sessions start folow me on twitter
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>>254016
Turn Bro into succubus for proper cat fight
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>>254024
how that is gonna help us!¿
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>>254038
Well you see it would, ah. Uhm. Christmas mumble mumble
Ho ho ho?
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>>254036
''you just can't stop with transformations" roll d16
1-critical fail
2-6- get it away from me!
7-11- more incubus time
12-16-success
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Rolled 3 (1d16)

>>254047
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>>254038
>>254016
Golem writes a recipe for a cure for this spell. Turns out reading and writing was useful afterall!
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>>254036
>>254048
You had enough of this incubus. You can be better then him, stronger, smarter and more attractive. Now you cast a spell of succubus transformation on yourself. But you was distracted with other thoughts and mispronounced a spell. You become some kind of disgusting buttface daemon. Oh no!
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>>254116
reroll and cast it again, for the love of King we aren't at the end of the story, the monster can't come out now!
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>>254116
>>254129
please, reply in the other thread >>254113
is my character turn
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>>252662
Here results so far.
Pompolus The Magic-eater "I am kinda interested in this little adventure but I want to see more interesting spells"
Razzrak The War-mage "TOO MUCH TALKING. NEEDS MORE BEATING"
Sesil The Lust-wizard. "My dick is sooooo erected right now"
Markus The Comedian. "Bahahahha! These rolls! You guys suck at everything! BAHAHA!"
64% of audience is like this show so far
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>>254343
I was thinking. Maybe our character's true calling isn't as a normal wizard. Maybe we should try to get Sesil as our mentor, because it seems that we excel much more as a lust wizard than a normal one. Maybe that's where our character went wrong in his life; he wanted to be a normal wizard rather than an unorthodox one that fought using sexy spells.
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>>254349
T-THIS!
ALSO, I JUST NOTICED. The duel isn't about defeat. It's about pleasing the judges.
The "perfect" excuse to Roxane! We only were using perv magic because we KNEW that Sesil is one of the judges!
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A moment of silence.
followed by EHHHHHHHH?
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>>254356
Oh shit. I didn't even think of that. Good idea Satan; once we find ourselves at a time where we can speak to our sis again (likely while we're walking to the next location), we should tell her that.
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>>254349
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>>254379
The lewd was already posted.
We are trying to fix family issues here.
and wincest
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>>254382
oh my, aren't you devious today?
and it isn't wincest since they aren't blood relatives
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>>254386
They're half related. She's his half sister, not step sister. So still blood related.
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>>254388
no she's adopted. Read the thread instead of just cranking to it
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>>254386
DON'T DESTROY MY FETISHES PLEASE

And i'm always devilish.
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>>254390
Oh, whoops. I read "Half-Demon Sister" as "Demon Half-Sister". This entire time I thought she was related to the MC.

This makes this much less sexy now.
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>This makes this much less sexy now.
STOP PLEASE
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>>254116
So you wanna fight me, then is time for the magic candy bracelet.
Just one bead and I'll ...I... duuuuuuuuude
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>>254404
Lusty Roxie casts "Lewd Body" in an area around her, making everyone a sexy beast.
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>>254404
Cast your succubus spell on the fly and jump on him.

"You shall not bone my sister, you hot man."
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>>254409
>you hot man
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>>254421
>you hot man
Anyone got any spare sides? It seems I've lost mine.
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>>254409
make sure we say the words for the leather catsuit spell add on
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>>254424
Mine left this realm unfortunately.
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>>254409
succubus spell from an ass-face roll d16
1-2- critical fail
3-7-that's really disgusting
8-12- meh
13-16- success (oh my god why)
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Rolled 7 (1d16)

>>254440
Fuck,
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Rolled 5 (1d16)

>>254440
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>>254404
forgot to say, The hallucination effects will last for 4 turns from next post
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>>254445
>>254446
The dice fucking hate us. Why can't we get a good roll?
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>>254451
This guy can >>254432
The absolute madman manage to roll 2 gets from a d100 in a row.
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>>254455
we now know who is sucking out our luck
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>254464
It's his fault, not mine.
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>>254455
pls kill him off, we need good rolls so our succubi can look as boner-inducing as possible.
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Rolled 10 (1d16)

>>254440
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

If dubs roll, we get buffier.
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>>254469
I'll use his powers to create chaos and wincest.
-insert evil laughter-
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>>254343

Judging by what we saw so far, it looks like we pleased the more wacky wizards

>>254349

I agree with this guy. Clearly, wizard apprentice guy was doing it wrong by trying to be a by classic wizard, he seems to thrive more in chaotic and lewd magic
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>have lewd mage as master
>he just uses us as fucktoy while morphing us in various to be used and abused
Are you sure this is a good idea
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>>254554
how is it not a good idea?
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>not mastering all magic specialities
You must set higher goals
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>>254559
Anon, have you not played CoC?
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>>254554

Sounds like a great life. Beats getting drunk in the bar all day because you are shit at conventional magic. Besides, who needs to know how to shoot a fireball or a thuderstorm when you can transform into a succubus and use lewd magic to win?
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>>254567
to the point that i've gone through all the worthwhile mods, and now i'm just waiting for the next public release of TiTS
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>>254445
You try to use your new succubus abilities to seduce incubus. But he seems does'nt paying attantion to you at all. Also everything alive in radius of 5 yards now vomit uncontrollably. It seem sister vomit all this pixie substance from her and probably will be ok. Mission accomplished?
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we aren't fighting anything beside ourselves... And still we aren't winning
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>>254586
At this point we need to sit down and rethink everything. Perhaps with a paper bag on our head. For...protection.
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>>254593
I say we just morph back and be sad at our own lack of ability.
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>>254583
Retry the succubus transformation spell.
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>>254632

We will keep doing the succubus spell until it works! For our pride as a chaos lewd wizard
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>>254660
>>254632
There's no point anymore. Nothing to gain. I say we just give up and look sad. Maybe it'll net us pity points for forgiveness from our sister.
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>>254660
>chaos
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>>254583
Try to succubus successfully
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>>254583
Try to return to our regular form.
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>>254672
This but with 4 boobs
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>>254583
You contemplate The Goddess of all candies revealing herself in all her glory in front your eyes, words aren't enough to describe her thickness

you are trippin mang! the hallucinations will last 2 more turns
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>>254831
Ask to become a follower of the goddess and kneel before her thiccness
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>>254831
Switch your form back to its original form and go up to your sister to attempt to apologize.
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>>254839
It seems you are going somewhere. roll of apologize d10
1-critical fail
2-you don't changed back, sister still hates you
3-4-you changed back, sister still hates you
5-9-sister helps you to change back
10-you changed back, sister neutral to you
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>254863
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>254863
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>254863
I'll save it!
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>>254867
>>254868
your welcome B)
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>>254866
good job anon! and with dubs nonetheless!
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we are starting to fix thinks, now, please I don't wanna be a fuccboi
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>>254879
Should have thought about that before doing a crossover with Magic Realm Quest
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>>254879

But being a fuccboi is an improvement, otherwise save the princess guy would have no chance with any of his potential love interests
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>>254896
Are you really Implying that this is any less of a magical realm quest?
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>>254879
Maybe if we stay the little girl our sister will accept us as her new sister and all our misdeeds have been because we had genderospecies disphoria
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>>254879
We're keeping your character as an incubus. No wizardry to fix him.

He's better this way. :^)
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>>254900
but is harder to draw
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>>254903
Mario does the other thread.
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>>254914
consider it as practice then.
;^)
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>>254904

Sounds like a plan. Wizard apprentice guy simply was in the wrong body all the time! Hence why he was so into transformation magic
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>>254866
Satan approves 66 and your reconciliation roll.
Thanks
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>>254935
at least give him some clothes
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>>254999
He has an eyepatch...
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>>254999
Fine, but only because you got trips. something skimpy though.
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>>255004
i think that eyepatch might be too small now
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>>254999
reverse satan trips
clothes confirmed
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>>254839
>>254866
Being a disgusting butt-face daemon really makes you think about your decisions in life. You starting feel more responsible for what you have done. All this thoughts transform you back to normal look. You approach to your sister ad sincerely apologize to her. You say that you have literally been an asshole. And you really want to pay for everything you have done. Then sister says that if you really want to redeem yourself, you better find a way back to home-world. Also she that the naked guy that making out with owl really creeping her out.

>Incubus will have hallucinations one more turn
>Now turn of MarioGrant"s characters reply here >>255072
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Also you have special opportunity to look at Roxane's/wizard sister's hallucinations
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>>255312
Hang on, what? She's tripping too now? I thought she threw up the fairy.

What the fuck is going on?
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>>255325
no thats old hallucinations when she try to sex incubus
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>>255312
Kek
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>>255312

Clearly, she wants his brother to be a sister. Let's make her wish true by becoming a succubus!
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>>255358
this
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>>255312
>Pretty Princess Wizard Boy
Wizard don't know it, but we do.
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>>255358
Why don't we try something new.
Let her choose after we spill our guts about how all our problems are due to not being a pretty fox woman. TF Magic doesn't change who you are.
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>>255083
>hey fuccboi! did you know? if succubi don't rape a candycorn golem they'll die! trust me, owls can't lie! Check this out!
When you get back to your senses you're squeezing and licking the breast of a very pissed half demon wizardess...
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Everyone become women now, no more dicknanigans. Let's them get our asses home with Magic
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>>255414
Rox takes this moment to bite the Incubus' head off.
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>>255414
That's great and all
but now we need to do it for real just because
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>>255414
Stephen King shows up and solves this conundrum for us
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>>255414
Roxanne, being the calm, level-headed woman she is, picks up the Incubus, and buries him head-first into the ground up to his ankles using her brother as a hammer.
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>>255414
conjure an corolla AE86 sprinter trueno and dorifuto while blasting eurobeat as our escape from the imminent snu-snu.
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>>255414
Dolores and Golem try to reign in the situation and continue the quest.
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>>255414
The absurdity of this land opens a portal in time to a world that is aku
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>>255439
Does this even qualify as a get?
>>255446
Or this? They're really out there and out of place.
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>>255414
Stare with a boner, then snap out of it and say "I swear, I am not responsible for this... this time."
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>>255414

Transform everybody into succubi
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>>255454
no
>>255439
i am not going to break, god knows, which wall here
>>255446
and this guy shoud suggest stuff for my characters here
so keep posting
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>>255457
>just make up with sister
>do rapey stuff again and ruin it
Go fuck yourself kike.
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>>255414
In that case, rerollan'
>>255421
I have a reason.
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>>255455
eh, ill go with this since weebing out is apparently frowned upon...
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>>255414
>>255465
Wizard: "Calm down sis. There's no need to beat up an incubus who is tripping balls."
"We should transform him back and conjure the wormhole together. What do you think, Roxie? Let's do it together, for old times sake."
And do the mentioned together, so there's less chance to fail.
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>>255455
Reroll
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>>255414
You turn back to normal princess guy
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>>255476
>>255478
Damn it. So close, yet so far.
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>>255476
Oh. You got it.

Nice job.
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>>255476
what does this even accomplish? it's going to end on it's own anyway, so all this does is give him dialogue without progressing anything
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>>255487
furthermore, that counts as action for my character
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>>255487
i'd rather not have progress than turn best girl back into a guy!
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>>255414
going for this
>>255478

>>255493
but it's not the person we can control!
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>>255476
"don't hurt cute incubus" roll d12
1-critical fail
2-6-sister beat up both morons
7-9-sister beat up only brother
10-12- sister beat up incubus
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>>255478
Rerolling
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>255490
No. That was for the brother character, not the incubus.
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>255498
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>>255498
>>255502
noice
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>>255504
It wasn't replying to the right post, perhaps?
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>>255514
It's too late. GBA already asked for the roll and is probably already drawing it.
I'm sad now.
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GBA do you have an art blog more importantly commission info
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>>255531
http://goodbadartist.tumblr.com/
http://goodbadlewd.tumblr.com/
Also, MarioGrant's:
http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
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>>255537
cest beuno
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>>255476
>>255502
Wow shit! She really pissed of now. "Did you do this to him?'' she says. You try to swear that you not responsible for this. She grabs incubus's crotch and throw him right in your head. "Enjoy your time with your sex buddy'' says sister "I tired of this place. Let's go!" Sister, Lolita and golem move further into thr forest, leaving both of you behind.

Reply here >>255648
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>>255659
You decide to stop fooling around and continue your way out of the forest. But first you need some clothes. You snap your fingers and the incubus clothes reappear. They aren't too much but is better than fucking nothing.
>It doesn't look that hard, see? first try!
>it's not that easy you know!
>You don't even know how I look like normal! you don't wanna know how I really am?
>believe me, I already see ENOUGH of you!
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>>255945
Fuck this guy. Run up to your sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation that weird guy did.
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>>255945
Wizard: "Calm down sis. There's no need to beat us up. The guy was tripping balls just like you were moments ago. I know he's wrong and i'm wrong for provoking, but can you try to be a little more understading?"
"We should transform him back and conjure the wormhole. What do you think, sis? Let's do it together, for old times sake."
And do the mentioned together, so there's less chance to fail.
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>>255945
worry about whats his face later, lets go catch up with sister and attempt to persuade her we had nothing to do with that and we'd rather keep our distance from demondude.
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>>255954
>less chance to fail.
and easier for rox to cave their heads in when we do fail...
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>>255954
Reroll

>>255962
At least it will be also her fault.
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>>255945
>>255952
Reroll.
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>>255954
>>255972
>That exact 3min reroll

>>255973
Ah hell. Could be worse, at least you're trying to reconciliate.
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>>255973
let's hope we roll well then
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>>256018
We won't. We never do.
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>>255973
more talking roll d12
1-critical fail
2-4-sister really tired of your shit
5-8- something weird happend
9-12-sister forgive for now
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

Crit fail incoming
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>>256028
Satan, you've fucked us! Why?!
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>>256033
Shhhh
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>>256029
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>>256028
that's what you get for being a selfish asshole!
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>>256033
What Satan? I didn't see any Satan roll here ;^>
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>>256039
>>256037
The man downstairs said to shush.
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>>256040
BASED QM! BASED FUCKING QM!
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>>256040
Yeah, what Satan?
Everyone saw it and i'm just joking. it was a 2

>>256039
There's always another time.
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>>256040
*slow clap for Russia*
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>>256047
I saw nothing. I was just practicing my lines for when I eventually go to Hell and the group I'm with gets anally raped by Satan.

I know nothing and I saw nothing. Now shush.
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>>256040
Cпacибa тoьapищ!
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>>256040
Am I missing some ebin joke here?

play it cool guys, QM must've had a terrible perception roll
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>>256037
Also, why selfish? Come on, that's mean.
I don't even sell fish

And guys, jokes aside. I think we should man up and take the 2 i rolled.
It's part of the "game" that bad rolls happen. If we didn't want them, we wouldn't be using dice.
We would be voting.
So, unless GBA wants to gives us another chance, i'm taking the saddest 2 i've ever rolled.
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>>256077
I think the rule of "QM gets final say" applies, to be honest. If he didn't see it, he didn't see it.
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>>256077
Shush.
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>>256087
That's why i said
>unless GBA wants
Rule 0 should always be on. That being "QM has final word".
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>>256095
I agree, just reinforcing your idea.
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>>256095
Stop looking the gift horse in the mouth and just take the QM's awesome act as final say.

Jesus Christ dude.
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>>256100

That is literally the first time I have ever heard that expression used outside of learning about it in English class.
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>>255973
>>256029
You approach to sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation. Then she replys to you "I know that you took part in all those bad things that happend with us. And you keep asking me to forgive you. I already told you that you need to pay the price for everything you did. And I know you can take a lot more than just my beatings. I remeber when two huge orcs try to breat you up and whole hour you take all this damage only to protect little kitten... Hm. As for now we need to find an exit from this forest. Maybe with help of your half-naked friend you will not fail so much."
>Reply here >>256166

>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
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>>256170
Thanks mate, we may be splitting up soon, this has been a long ass crossover, after all.
I'm curious, how have you been enjoying it?
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>>256170
The next action we should all roll for is for us to hug our sister and to tell her we've missed her so much and we're so happy to see her again.
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>>256218
Agreed. You're rolling tho.
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>256257
Normally I roll badly, but k.
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>>256279
Christ. Lets see how QM takes that one. Oh yeah and the Triamvia.
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>>256218
>>256257
>>256279
>>256289
guys, actions are being decided in the princess thread that he linked in the post, not here.
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>>256289
We're not actually rolling for anything. I was just showing how bad my rolls are.

Wut?
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>>256170
You finally get out of the forest and find the cave entrance, also disappointment as the only guardian of the cave is a sad sign board with the text "pls do not enter".
you inner adventurer dies a little.

Tomorrow GBA will take control of the full party for a while and I'll join later.
Good night
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>>256493
Sick, sleep well, crazy bugger.
>Full party
Oh dear...
Anyway,
>Enter
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>>256493
Take the sign with us. We will lewd the sign
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>>256596
I aprove.
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Today I hope to start at 14:00-14:30 UTC. Let's just hope it does't get more chaotic or lewd then usual. For announcments and other shit follow me on twittter https://twitter.com/goodbadartist
http://imgur.com/GExs2yX
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>>257041
OP. You've made me fall for our character's sister.

Why did you create another waifu for this world? Now I've fallen for the Jew trap and I will never reproduce. You did this to me, OP. You did this. Draw more Roxxy, please.
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>>257041
THOSE ARE SUM BIG OL TITTAYS
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>>257041
Fuck. My trip took longer then I expected. I need to prepare some things. See ya in hour
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>>257271
No problem at all.
>TFW gotta take my own trip in a half hour
I'll enjoy the updates when I can.
>>257041
Also fucking magnificent.
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>>256493
Your group appproached to cave entrance. What are you going to do next?

>Now you can control every character. Pls handle them safely.
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>>257379
Have candy golem check for traps.
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>>257379
use ROCK on SIGN
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>>257379
Alright, so, we enter, golem a way to the front, checking for traps, demon-sis next, defensive position. Lolita and incubus should fill up the tunnel behind her and finally the mage, who I think should do quite well in the event we are attacked from behind, but should probably keep minimum distraction if he needs to cast a spell.
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>>257379
take the sign with us and enter.
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>>257383
Roll of safeness d10
1-crirical fail
2-4-this sign is aggressive
5-8- le fish man from star wars phrase
9-10- everythibg is fine
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>257399
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>>257402
GOLEM NOOOOOO
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>>257402
A great way to start the day.
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>>257402
oooh this is bad roll for unavoidable death d6
1-2-it's monster
3- it's huge rock
4-6- golem have been captured by humanoids
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>257414
NONONO
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>>257415
where were you five minutes ago?!
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>>257402
>>257415
Well this some up my experiences so far
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>>257418
Throwing ROCKS at SIGNS.
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>>257383
>>257402
>>257415
You ask candy golem if she can check entrance for traps. She agrees and after few seconds she says that cave is safe to enter. But suddenly hand appears and grabs golem. OH NO!!!
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>>257484
TIME TO WHIP OUT THE MAGIC TENTACLES THIS IS A RECUSE MISSION
CHARGE IN AND DESTORY TILL WE FIND OUR BUDDY
RIP AND TEAR
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>>257484
Bum rush the cave so you can see where they went with her!
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>>257484

Use invisible magic (oh who are we kidding, it's transformation magic that turned you into a creature known for its invisible powers) to stealthy enter in the cave to rescue candy golem
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>>257489
this
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>>257495
It's already the get anon, 3,6,9 remember?
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>>257489
1-critical fail
2-5-you have been Admiral Acbared
6-8-you lost in cave
9-12-success
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>257505
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>257505
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>257505
I must redeem myself
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>>257505

Roll
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>>257513
>>257514
Well I messed up
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>>257512
DAMN IT
>>257513
GOD DAMN IT FUCK
>>257514
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FUCK GOD DAMN IT
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>>257520
It's okay anon, we'll fix it later
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>>257512
okay what humanoids it's going to be
1-cute guys
2-weird guys
3-weird girls
6-cute girls
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>257529
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>>257529
not 6 its 4
pls reroll
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>257529

>>257532
such weeb hiippies
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>257529
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>257533
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>>257539
im fine with this
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>>257539
okay now how many of them is going to be d4
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>>257539
>>257529
looks like they're from the weird family in the monstergirl encyclopedia.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>257546
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>257546
I say 3 of them.
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>>257550
One for each dude, perfect.
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>257546
>>
And last one roll for delicious treat for no reason
1-dark chocolate
2-chocalate milk
3-gummy worms
4-gummy bears
5-chocolate cookie
6-marshmallow
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>257564
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>>257566
oooohh okay :^)
>>
i think i know where this is going...
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>>257567
You are worrying me. Are we going to be fighting chocolate chip cookie girls?
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>>257573
you could say they're..... kooky
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>>257579

They are ... SPOOKY KOOKY
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>>257579
Fuck off Numbuh 3
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>>257579
>>257590
>>257591
But, her name was Kuki.
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>>257489
>>257512
>>257539
>>257566
Outrageous! All group run as fast as they can to rescue candy golem. But suddenly you activated a trap. Then two famale cookie golems come to your cage.
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>>257728
Kek at that animation.
Turns out we didn't stop sprinting and carry the cage with us, bowling over the cookie girls!
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>>257735
sounds good to me.
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>>257728
Roxxy:
Turn the steel into Chocolate with a spell and punch through it. Then look at the cookie girls with the most intimidating look you can muster.
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>>257728
Keep Sprinting
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>>257728
The ground, it turns out, is also made of cookies. You eat through the floor and escape.
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>>257728
wave your eyebrows subjestively towards the chunky chocolate chip
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>>257728
>>257728

Because you are going to die, confess to sister that you were acting weird and focusing in transformation because you feel like you were born in the wrong body and you were meant to be a woman
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>>257728
Tell them you like chewy chocolate chip cookies better than chunky
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>>257751
You fool, home made fresh from the oven is the best kind of cookie! I then get accused of weird, cookie pedophilia.
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>>257739
>Rule 2
Fug.
>>257746
Oh, nevermind, this is great too.
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>>257746
"of course you trying to hit on every female character" roll d12
1-critical fail
2-6-cookie golems don't need your puny male organs
7-10-everybody feel weird about it
11-12-success
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>257768
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>257768
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>>257768
Which character is hitting on the cookies? The incubus or the bro char?
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>>257774
I understand "you" as both of them :^)
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>>257774
I assume bro, but we should probably start making it clear who we are issuing commands for.
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>>257779
>both of the chars try hitting on the cookie golems, one each
>the girls are weirded out by them explaining cookie anatomy as "sexy"
Is this one of the times the MCs will actually bond and hivemind something?
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>>257779
good lord..
incubi have a bonus in seduction naturally, yes?
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>>257795
golems are asexual so not today
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>>257799
>golems are asexual
Our golem seems to enjoy males (or at least the MC).

WE NEED TO SAVE OUR QT GOLEM!
>>
We need a plan. What do we do when our loins fail to penetrate the cookie golems?
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>>257836
Roxxy smacks her brother then casts a minor translocation spell on the group and continues to intimidate/CAST FIST on the golems until they surrender.
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>>257836
lube it up and try again. cookies get softer when they're wet after all.
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>>257847
>CAST FIST
but rox is thicc, you need visible musculature for that!
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>>257847
>CAST FIST
lets go with this plan
>>
Quick question to OP: Does Roxxy get bonuses/easier rolls when she casts magic than her brother? Afterall, she's an amazing wizard while our MC, the brother, is really shit.
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>>257847
Why not just "idiot cannon?"
>Fling both Incubus and Wizard Brother like torpedoes and penetrate the cage and cookies
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>>257868

Didn't he kind of drain part of her knowledge during the duel?
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>>257875
No?

When did that happen?
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>>257875
we swapped consciousness or something like that in the first thread. is that what you're thinking of?
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>>257746
>>257769
Both of you try to use you seduction skill to impress cookie golems but they don't understand what are you doing. Girls in your group think you are two fucked up weirdos.
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>>257891
Cookie Girls are crushed beneath the foot of a titanic entity!
It seems a Licorice Dragon has taken up nest here!
And Candy Golem is... sitting on its head?
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>>257891
>>257891

Transform cookie golems into succubi
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>>257891
Roxxy bonks her brother then casts a minor translocation spell on the group and continues to intimidate/CAST FIST on the golems until they surrender.
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>>257891
Roxxy: ignore weirdo men. Demand immediate release from this cage and the return of your small candy friend
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>>257891
since the mc:s and pirate waifu seem to fit through the bars just escape. rox can handle herself she's a big girl.
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>>257868
oh yeah her rolls better then brother. tho he can sometimes bring bad luck
>>257896
eeeemmmm... no
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>>257882

>>234263
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>>257891
Realize that you can slip through the bars, and proceed to do so. Then kick some cookie ass.
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>>257891
Better idea!
Wizard Bro is tired of this shit and casts "Wormhole" again, calling "Bon voyage" as he jumps in with his sister, the warp closing behind him.
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>>257913
i assume that for wizard. roll d10
1-critical fail
2--8-you slip through bars but Rox too big to do that it seems battle will be on hard level diificulty
9-10-success
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>>257904
rerolling to cultivate better cage drawing
;^)
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>257924
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>257924
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>257924
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>>257931
>>257932
>0 seconds apart
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>>257931
Oh, nice
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>>257931
>>257932
damn that's close
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>>257931
Nice
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>>257907
>eeeemmmm... no
Oh thank god. OP is finally cracking down on the retards/trolls in the thread.
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>>257936
Looks like I managed to eke it out somehow, haha.
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>>257931
Is this our first success roll?
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>>257913
>>257931
ROX SMASH!!! It's time to beat up some cookies.
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of course i forgot picture
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>>258014
Bro:
Cry in terror as your sister does unspeakably horrible violent things to these cookies. W-Where did your sweet younger sister go?
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>>258029
Is it bad to being eating sentient beings made of inanimate deliciousness?
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>>258014
crumble them in-between your stonking huge titis
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>>258014
never underrate your enemy roll d12
1-critical fail
2-5-oh no
6-8-this cookies harder then you think
9-12-success
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>>258037
that's a funny way to spell thighs.
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>258052
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>>258056
business as usual...
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>>258053
both are fine with me m8

>>258056
looks like we're still on point.
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>258052
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>>258056
Delete this
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>>258082
you forgot your wojak
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>>258082
No. We can still salvage this.

This will be the perfect timing for little brother to jump in and protect his sister again, even if it's only jumping between the golems and his sister to get the snot kicked out of him instead of her getting hurt. This is actually perfect.
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>>258088
*older brother who is more little than his large little sister.*
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>>258056
this is hilarious
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>>258029
>>258056
You though you can just beat up cookie golems but this pastry is not for your teeth. They beat your group like a bunch of babies. After that you blacked out. Some time later both of main characters wake up in strange room in cave. There is candy golem! She tide up on some kind of pedestal.
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Incubus Protag:
Take this opportunity to go up and give your candy golem a thorough, and pleasurable, licking.
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>>258238
SAVE HER
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>>258238
Where the hell are we?
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>>258238
holy shit we suck.

see if we can help golem out of her bindings.
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Use another candy bead!
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>>258253
saving golem roll d10
1-critical fail
2-4- you can't untie her
5-7- you too slow
8-10-success
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>258263
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>258263
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>258263
SAVE
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>>258238
>you will never be sat on by a large qt3.14 cookie golem
why even live?
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>>258266
it's something
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Hi guys, how's goi...
Holy shit what have you done?!
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>>258272
blame it on the dice mane
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>>258272
got into trouble with some T H I C C cookie golems
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>>258279
you were asked politely not to enter!
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>>258289
Reverse psychology. They knew what they were doing. They need to take responsibility for their tricks.

We're gonna have our protags eat their boss alive.
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>>258289
I WANTED TO THROW A ROCK AT THE SIGN.
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>>258272
OH LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE'VE DONE
SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE, SON!

For those of you new or too lazy to read suptg
Here is the account of the last thread made by OP

After Getpocalypse, which caused all Anons to scream
Our hero awoke with a splash, for it had all been a dream
Still stuck on the waterfall, Lola tried to explain
That it was another personality that was the cause of our pain
Delores gave us a raft, told us to build quick
I'd call her tsundere, but she'd cut off my dick
With no more distractions, our hero crafted well into the night
And by the next morning he'd crafted… something, all right
As they climbed aboard, Lolita was excited to fly
And despite all logic, they didn't crash and die
Our heroes floated down into the forest, safe and unhurt
Unfortunately their chute got caught before they reached the dirt
Now our hero is not one to give up just 'cause he's stuck,
He grabbed his crew and jumped down, looking manly as fuck
Before us lay four paths, some with mushrooms, some with vine
We mixed up right and left as we rubbed our aching spine
Our hero chose the most dangerous path, the one warning of fairy
Hey don't give me that look, they're really quite scary
The crew ran into a pixie as they ventured down the route
It was hostile and rabid, OH SHIT, WATCH OUT!
Our hero tried to take out the pixie in one mighty bite
When that failed he tried to grab it, 'cause he's not very bright
The pixie, now mad, transformed us with powder
Lola, confused, now just started to scream louder
With our new pixie wings we chased after that rat
And eventually piledrived her straight into Lola's hat
Before we could celebrate the battle we'd won
A strange new crossover had already begun
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>>258289
they stole Golem! that's clearly something we can't allow
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>>258289
I CHECKED FOR TRAPS FOR A REASON IT BACKFIRED HORRIBLY.

>>258301
Anon that's the StP QM.
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>>258289
I WANTED TO SEXUALIZE THE SIGN!
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>>258301
To explain the new players and setting would be a bit hard
And frankly I'm lazy, they can find their own bard
Out from the bushes came a demon, claiming to carry her brother
Even though it was obvious they did not have the same mother
Though suspicious at first, our motto is to always believe in thick
We shared our own story in a way that was thankfully quick
When asked about the staff, the outsiders said they didn't know
And then thanks to dick wizards, it started to snow
The wizard made a fur coat for his sister, but she said "Fuck you."
He instead gave it to Lolita, hey hands off our waifu!
Braving the weather, we flew up intending to scout
Nearly froze our ass off, but could not find our route
The demon tried to carry us all, but her brother's hat got caught on a tree
Everyone fell to the ground, and the damn pixie got free
We threw a punch at the pixie, and for our trouble got bit
Did you know that rabies is transmitted by spit?
We asked the wizard for help, but frankly he's not a Doc
His idea was to transform us, and we grew a HUGE cock
We tried using our demon powers to get rid of the pest
But when we snapped our fingers, we were suddenly undressed
The demon ate the pixie 'cause this was taking too long
Then her mood changed and she started coming on strong
Confused and frightened, we tripped into Delores' rack
Unsurprisingly, she gave our hero a good smack
The wizard got jealous and tried to put our hero in his place
He fucked up the transformation and grew an assface
Our hero retaliated with his bracelet, yeah this is a good plan
But when he took the first dose- whoa look at the colors, man
The assface, undaunted, gave his seductive powers a whirl
It somehow saved his sister, by making everyone hurl
As our hero tripped balls and stared at a tree
He perceived the splendor of the Goddess of Candy
Realizing he was an asshole both inside and out
The wizard changed back and apologized for being a lout
His sister didn't forgive him, but also did not snarl or growl
She just wanted to go home and get away from the freak with the owl
Our hero attempt to rape the golem at a bird's behest
But upon sobering up he found himself licking the wrong breast
The demon grabbed the incubus by the dick and gave a mighty throw
Deciding they'd had enough of this shit, the women decided to go
Finally sobered up, our incubus managed to conjure his clothes
The two protagonists continued to bicker, I don't think they'll ever be bros
His innocence in the molestation, the wizard tried to explain
But his sister knew he could take and deserved far much more pain
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>>258307
same
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>>258309
Emerging from the forest the group found the next part of their path
The only thing standing in their way was the threat of a sign's wrath
Sensing danger the group sent the golem to look for danger
She said it was clear but then was grabbed by a stranger
The party rushed into save her, ready for a scrap
Unfortunately cookie golems had set up a trap
The boys, seeing women, tried to seduce themselves free
It failed and disappointed their comrades, predictably
Roxy lost her temper again and bent the cage's bars
Advanced on the golems with the intent to make them see stars
We were beaten so fast, all we could yell was "FUCK DICE!"
And now it appears poor golem's going to be a sacrifice
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>>258301
>>258309
>>258312
when was the last time you ate something anon?
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>>258312
Until we rolled a nat 8, and now she's free from their vice.
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>>258312
I appreciate your rhymes anon, they were pristine.
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>>258312
and that is the tale of the thread up to here
And we've only made it halfway across the map, oh dear
>>258305
Yeah, I know
[spoiler[but that wad was getting too hard not to blow
>>258319
beware of 8's son, or you'll soon pay the price
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>>258329
Not this time, though, 'cuz we rolled the highest choice
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>Just got back
That was a nice little plot recap.
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>>258253
>>258266
Heroes decided that wizard shoud look for enemy and incubus will untie candy golem. Successfuly incubus and golem together again but this moment was interrupted by cry for help from wizard. Then gingerbread mage says "Hey, Jabroni! Put down candy corn or you will go back to sucking dicks in hell!"
>Reply here >>258485
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>>258488
Mage guy: self destruct
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>>259296
GoodBad is on break, Anon. We're in the other thread, probably for one more post.
I'm gonna try and send them home soon back to Duel Land.
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>>259296
He's sorta did this, bit it was thwarted by a fire safety savvy golem.
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Today's session start at 15:00 UTC. How are heroes going to get out of this mess now? Stay tuned to find out.
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>>260431
They won't. We'll continue to roll crit fails and everything will be terrible forever.
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Also yesterday parts of quest
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>>260437
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>>260439
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Also, 10/10 drawing OP. Please continue to make more.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/d9fb81b57b0f8363a373fd6ef47d9969/tumblr_o8r53l6KFt1vxnx1yo1_1280.png
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It seem our boys in trouble and no help from them. Only girls now can save the day but who is going to save them?
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>>260631
Time for Lola to reveal her secret ability!
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>>260631
roxy, reach out to the independence day popsicle mouse and ask for it's help!
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>>260631
Roxane bites through her ballgag and summons the friendly squid from before for help. She tells the squid that some bad people have kidnapped them and they need to be taught how to be friendly.
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>>260631
Lolita attracts the mouse's attention and uses childlike innocence to convince it to bring her the key
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>>260640
>>260631
Reroll
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>>260653
oh that's going to be hard one roll d16
1-critical fail
2-10- thats not the usual ballgag
11-14- your strength is not enough
15-16-success
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Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>260666
satan pls
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Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>260666
Okay then Satan.
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>>260670
>>260672
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>>260670
>>260672
WHAT THE FUCK?! AGAIN?!

AGAIN?!
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>>260670
>>260672
Hello darkness, my old friend.
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>>260670
>>260672
Good way to start the day.
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>>260680
>>260681
Darkness mind.

So she's going to start fucking choking right?
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>>260670
>>260672
So wizard isn't the only fail, maybe that's the real reason why his family's lives have gone to hell
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>>260670
>>260672
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did someone summon the wormhole back? because it's sucking out all our luck
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>Wake up
>2 1s again
I am still weeping.
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also next picture is going to be here >>243462 and reply also in that thread
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>>260653
>>260670
Roxane tries to bite through her ballgag. But hat is not usual ballgag. ITS MAGIC BALLGAG! ITS TRANSFORM HER INTO TOASTER! Then projection of gingerbread appears and says "You stupid bitch! You think its going to be so easy to escape! IAM MOTHERFUCKING GINGEBREAD WIZARD! AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Good luck beeing useless toaster for eternity! You Jabron!" Then he disappears.
>reply here >>260773
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>>260776
Hey OP. Do we have bread in our toaster?
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>>260964
Well it's ex wizard toaster. So you have infinity amount of toasts.
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>>260971
:D
Yay~
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>>260971
We will be able to fix her, right?
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>>261002
I'm gonna roll to have us use our coils to burn an inscription into a piece of toast, creating a makeshift simple transmogrification scroll that we can pour magic into that will change us back.

Anyone else wanna roll for that with me or have any better ideas?
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>>261007
this sounds like fun.
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>>261007
Shit, I as just gonna roll to fix us by sheer force of will. That makes a lot more sense.
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>>261007

Joke's on gingerbread man, he gave her the tools for her escape, although knowing how magic works here, she might end up becoming a toast golem creature
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>>260776
You must be really desperate to ask a kittle mouse for help, but your other option is ask a toaster for help.
But looks like you're a lucky girl and the mouse understand perfectly that you want to get out the cage!
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>>261037
thank the mouse and try to free roxxy. Give the mouse some toast as a reward if you can.
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>>261037
Rox: Burn an inscription into a piece of toast, creating a makeshift simple transmogrification scroll that we can pour magic into that will change us back.
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>>261037
Quick, free roxy
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>>261037
Use your "magic fingers" to sexually please sis back to normal.
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>>261037
Roxie produces toast in excitement, Lola frees her and rewards the mouse with some fine toasted bread.
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>>261037
Run away to catch up with your crew and leave the toaster behind
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>>261049
yooooo
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>>261049
roll for toast magic? d20
1-critical fail
2-9-there is something in the water
10-13-you create a useless toast
14-20-success
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>261073
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>>261074
ah fuck
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You saw NOTHING.

:^)
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>>261074
>Deleting it
Seriously now, take the 4 like a man.
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>>261088
No. I refuse.

:^)
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>not wanting to meet sexy gummermaids
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>>261074
d4 but wait it's not actually water its
1-jelly
2-syrup
3-oh wait its water
4-liquid magic
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>>261092
>Turns out they are Sickly Sweet Sirens
>Soul Suck is cast
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>>261074
>>261080
>>261082
oi, quit that.
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