Finally in Carie's Lair, guardian of the staff.Turn for MD team.>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princessCrossover threads (MDQvsSTP)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>313277This image, make it happen.
>>313277>Attack on CarieNeat, so Mage Bros, Roxxie, and the cow.Wiz Bro and Demon Bab Cast "Beam of Spiders" into his mouth while Roxxie takes a well-needed break with Cowgirl.
>>313277MD protagonist: Cast "Hat trick" to make your hat dance. While he's distracted, cast "Detect Magical Items" to find where has has the staff stored in his room.
>>313287Alright we are going somewhere roll d30+51-titans break the wall2-6-caries punch7-10-this is not working11-15-you distract him but can't find the staff16-20-you found where is staff but you don,t distract him21-30-success
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>313299
>>313304That works
>>313277The girls changes Caries homepage to tumblr.
>>313287>>313304You cast a spell to create magic dog that can detect magic items.>Oh, hello there. Who is the goood boy? Yes you are. Go find a magic staff little buddy.>Woof!>Yeah! Little bloodhound will help us. Nice idea, bro.Dog is flying fast behind Caries>HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE!Then little dog is stop near big pedestal and point at a top of it.>Bark! Bark!>DIE! LITTLE PEST! YOU THINK YOU CAN SNEAK BEHIND ME AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!>Noooo! Little buddy!>He was so young.
>>313362Use a lighting spell to destroy his computer
>>313362SURPRISE! The clap turned him into MAGIC DOGMEAT, the companion that can be injured but never die.Summon Todd Howard to lie about how giving us the staff will benefit him and how amazing the world will be without his staff.
>>313362Beat Caries down with some wizardu shouken.
>>313362Summon an illusion of Thick Witch to distract Caries while you get the staff.
>>313362I forgot to write that is turn for "save the princess" team now
>>313362Considering we're back on the side of STP, the lewdpocalypse arrives and Caries gets exceptionally confused.
>>313380What are the incubus' powers, besides seduction?
>>313403she has a magic beam which is not very effective even in small enemies. She can morph her clothes at will or make them disappear. She also can change her body type to match the victim preferences. Just typical succubus/incubus stuff.Also, THE FUCKING MAGIC CANDY BRACELET.
>>313420>a magic beamDo you mean like a laser or the beam in his pants?
>>313430http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/243462/images/1465949193258.gifthe boring option>>313387also, this is too ambiguous
>>313437Can we make his other beam magical?
>>313437>>313362The STP girls go close enough to him to see his junk, then laugh at how "adorably tiny" it is compared to his fat body.They start giving it nicknames to emphasize how small and "cute" it is.
>>313437Illusion one of his waifus into exsitance to distract him.
>>313437>>313362climb the giant and feed him one of your FUCKING MAGIC CANDY BRACELET
>>313387let's try this thenwhat are you gonna do?>easy) change clothes>normal) try seduction>Hard) modify body type>try other lewd trick
>>313466Change clothes, to clouds of smoke to entice Caries.
>>313473first for clothes.1 critical fail2-6 you change your clothes to a hiyab7-12 you change your clothes to a bikini13-22 you change your clothes to clouds of smoke23-30 you change your clothes to clouds of mistalso Caries thinks... roll a d61- MC a shit!2-3- MC is meh tier4- MC is cute, CUTE!5- MC is for love6- MC is for LEWDS!
Rolled 9 (1d30)>>313490
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>313490
>>313490>9/5I am happy with this.
>>313490>>313492>>313493gey nerd action incoming
>>313492>>313493>>313387You modify your clothes and try to distract Caries.> WAIFU ADQUIRED! I want to marry the succubus!!!Caries now will concentrate in MC and prioritice him as main target if nothing more important happen. It was this a good idea?
>>313613Wizarding Troupe, go for the staff while he is distracted!
>>313613>succubus(male)
>>313618Its time to move boys roll d30+71-everybody is dead2-8-nope. Caries notice your movement9-14-oh no he sees you but somebody have chance to run unnoticed15-19-two of you get a chance to escape unnoticed20-30-success
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d30 + 7)>>313649
Rolled 28 (1d30)>>313649
>>313654welp roll for who escape d41-Leslie2-Roxane3-Lil Devil4-Wizard Bro
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>313658
>>313654>>313657Every time
Roooooooooooxaaaaaaaaane
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>313700
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>313658Lets give it a shot!
>>313618>>313654>>313660The Wizard's gang deside to sneak up to the pedestal and grab the staff. But Caries notis them and try to stomp them. >YOU DIRTY THIEVES! I DON'T LET YOU TO GET EVEN CLOSE TO THE STAFF!>Goddamit!Leslie was lucky and he didn't notice her. She run to the bottom of pedestal.>And how the hell I suppose to get up there?!
>>313906Run you idiot
>>313906STP MCRip off your bottom and grow a huge, throbbing cock."That's right. I'm a real life futa."That should get his attention.
>>313906Meanwhile, the Wiz Kid begins screaming like a headless kamikaze and starts throwing heavy magic and hatred at the Fatso which results in new tapeworm waifu bursting from him due to low health, making all the ladies swoon and impressing lil' demon bro.
>>313906Wizard and demon, Cast a spell of cleansing upon the smelly nerd.
>>313906Clearly you use milk propulsionFor STP, get into a heated match of Smash Brothers with Caries.
>>313956We STP gang now ya goof>>313906have everyone make a big show of Flaunting MC's booty. A true waifufag could never ignore it
>>313921Kek, op do this but show succubus ass and cari screaming no dick pics pls
>>313984>no dick picslol fag
>>313977Your waifu wants you attetion roll1- critical fail2-6 He is not looking rigth now7-15 Oh no your ass has make Caries get out of control!16-25 He is enticed now26-30 success
Rolled 25 (1d30)>>314021
Rolled 15 (1d30)>>314021
>>314028noice
>>314028Almost
>>314053Doesn't Lola get that roll a +1 from the poll?
>>314153Good point, although made too late I fear
>>314153you are trying to make that "everybody is involved" to get the bonus. But is the MC's butt, not Lola's
>>314210MeK Brown made the get, not me. Just pointing out a potential +1.
>>313977>>314028Just look at dat ass. Caries is enticed, he can't look away.>why is she so perfect?If nothing wrong happens Caries is going to be distracted for a while.
>>314382Grab the staff already
>>314382Leslie's milk production finally kicks in and she launches upwards to the peak of the pedestal.
>>314382Quick Leslie! Use that trampoline that's next to the spire!boingboingboing
>>314406>>314408Geez. Sure this is better then suggest something that CAN ACTUALY WORKroll d201-critical fail2-4-that's doesn't work at all5-9-milk is coming but not enough10-15-the stream of milk ends on a half way16-20-success
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>314467
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>314467
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>314467
>>314406>the staff is Caries dick
>>314538>The staff is our dick
>>314562>the dick is our staff
>>314408>>314471>Well great. My breasts is lactating. That's sure what I need right now.>Hey, choco-tits! Maybe you should give a drink from your boobs to that greasy fuck and he give us the staff?>Shouldn't you stay with other guys right now.>Like hell I would stay with them. They didn't let me create a hydrogen bomb and shove it up this fat pig's ass. I better try to grab this staff and end this stupid clown fiesta already.Mmmmm... chocolate milk... http://imgur.com/9cHvhik
>>314798I KNOW! Why not use that giant trampoline right over there to jump to the top? It's certainly not an attempt to see your tits bounce about like two glorious basketballs under a satin bedsheet!
>>314798Wizard finds the staff and uses it to first make the cow girl's clit grow as large as her tits and lactate strawberry milk from the tip.
>>314798MC maintain distraction. Maybe try to rotate your butt as a form of like hypnotism or something? Either way keep holding his attention for the time being
>>314798Whoever we're controlling this time should just punch Caries in the prick.
>>314798DevilBro waves a red flag in front of her to get her to charge up the mountain. Jiggling ensues.
>>314836rotating butt? wut? how does that work?1-critical fail2-8 Caries loses his composure9-25 he keeps staring26-30 success
Rolled 2 (1d30)>>314852
Rolled 11 (1d30)>>314852
Rolled 14 (1d30)>>314852
>>314853: ^ )
>>314853Could be worse
>>314853Chances are, this means we will end up with a lusty giant after poor Succubus (Male).That or a sniveling little baby who just wants to be loved.Also, next get, we should just have the Wizard Duel Trio use a high-level summoning spell and summon Caries' mom.
>>314853Well, at least it wasn't my fault.
>>314853>>314836You continue moving your butt in order to keep Caries distracted. But it looks like you have pushed the wrong button and Caries self-control just blow up.>I can't take it anymore!!!!!He grabs you and start bring you closer to his meaty lips. He is sweating a lot... more than normal I mean>KISSU, KISSU, KISSU...He repeat like a mantra. You are in serious danger now...
>>315064SCREAM ABOUT RAPENO MEANS NO
>>315064Do this:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4o3a1fPEzg
>>315064Suddenly, Leslie and Devil Bro make it up to the top via plot convenience!
>>315064Shimmy and shake your way out of his slippery, sweaty grasp! I believe in you, MC!
>>315064Wizard Trio, summon his mom.
>>315096I must admit, this idea is appealing.
>>315096>summon another monstergreat idea!
>>315064Punch his fedora to establish dominance.
>>315096Ok, I gotta go with this.
>>315096Sheesh. You really think this is a good idea?roll d16+71-emmm... bad thing2-8-it doesn't work9-10-this is not going to end well11-16-oh momma!
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d16 + 7)>>315119Here goes
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d16 + 7)>>315119Hopin->>315124Oh. Under the wire.
>>315124
>>315124Oh boy.
>>315124I'm ready.
>>315124One of the male characters gets with Caries' mom in a magic marriage spell, and depowers him, by turning him into our wife's son.
>>315096>>315124>Big Bro, are you sure this is good idea?>Of course, sis. I have done it thousand times.>Do you summom mother of giant monster before?>No. I use a cellphone before. Okay now just push this botton and... Wow!>What is going on, Big Bro?!>I guess it's working! Hold on, sis!Well that's it for today. See ya tomorrow. We are going to meet The Mother. :^)
>>315268Marry his mom.
>>315268See you next time, weirdos.
>>315268Here's hoping she makes a killer meatloaf, 'cause I am STARVING.
>>315268I hope she deducts his Good Boy Points. No tendies for Carie today.
Be ready at 15:30 UTC. We are going to meet the Big Momma :^)
>>316563Is this thicc enough for you faggots!
>>316563I am shigging this diggy.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>316563We need to go THICKER.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>316623kek
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>316627>>316623Plebs
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 41 (25d2)>>316635Checking luck
>>31664916-9 for good luck, nice.
Rolled 21 (1d100)^
>>316742Well fuck.
>>316563>Gotta go to college right at 15:30Fug. Oh well, I'll enjoy the sight later.
>>31656315:50 utc, I wonder what Is delay.
>>316907The THICC overwhelmed him.
>>316907It just means we're gonna get a super good starting post anon.
Mother of Caries appears. Wow! She is kinda smaller then him.>Weedledee, what is going on here?! Why all this little kids in here terrified by you?! Why you holding this poor girl in your hand?!>MOM?! I-I-I C-CAN EXPLAIN!>I don't need you pity excuses! Just look at yourself! You completely can't take care of yourself! yourself! Just look at your room! It's so dirty and full of trash! I really dissapointed in you, Weedledee!>MOOOOM! DON'T CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF THIS GUYS!>Hahahahaha! Weedledee! Ahaahah! Get a load of this guy!
>>316917>"Oh no! She's cute!"
>>316925That's a cute mom. Let's see if we can claim that Weedledee stole our staff from us and have her return it to us and then get the hell outta there.
>>316925>waifu status: muhpraise the t h i c c
>>316925T H I C CHICC
>>316925In embarrassment Caries flees the room, possibly screaming for people to not look at him.His mom is distraught by all that's going on and laments where did she ever go wrong, by which point is our chance to console her and tell her it's not her fault.During this time someone can steal the staff mayhaps.
>>316925Miss, we just wanted to help our friend. *sniffle*
>>316929>>316925just gonna re-roll cuz I think my idea might work.
>>316925Wizard Bro:"Ma'am. I must say that you are EXTREMELY HOT. May I ask if you are currently single?"Say this while blushing profusely. Maybe she's a cougar.
>>316977Sorry dude but it's team "save the princess" turn
>>316982Fuck. Why didn't you say that in the post?>>316925Voting for the girls in STP group to do this: >>316959
>>316959>>316925Reroll.
>>316987Because we swap every post broham.
>>316987>>316959roll a d30 +11 critical fail2-6 Carie's Mom seems confused7-12 Carie's Mom wants some explanation13-18 Carie's Mom is very dissapointed19-25 Caries is scolded by his mother26-29 Carie's Mom is very angry30 success
Rolled 28 + 1 (1d30 + 1)>>317009
>>317011nice roll anon
>>317011I-is it good roll time already?
Rolled 23 (1d30)>>317031no
>>317108It's good roll time muthafuckas.Also, this has been an insanely long crossover, wow. The stories have become insanely intertwined.
Rolled 7 (1d30)>>317115nope
>>317115you're right, let the good times rollFOREVER
>>317130>Jinxing it
>>317130Yes. As you can see from your roll low to meet your perceived point.
Rolled 5 (1d30)>>317130Don't ruin it
>>317142Calm down and sit still, we shall roll well when it matters, it is fortold.>>316649>>316657
>>317011>>316959>>316987>M...miss, we just wanted to help our friend.Carie's mother look at her son>I'ts that true?>But mom, I'm the guardian of the staff! I'ts my job!>And being the "guardian of the staff" means make little girls cry?! Go to mow the lawn!>But Moooooom, we live in a wasteland!>No "but", sir! you are so grounded!
>>317307"Thank you, Miss, uh, Miss Carie's mom! Can we stay over for dinner afterwards?"
>>317307steal the staff while both of them are looking away
>>317307give momma a thank you hug`
>>317307"Thank you ma'am, Caries has been cooped up in here so long, he forgot what having a life is. We're kind of short so could you grab the staff for us, please?" -Wiz Bro
>>317307Ask her if it's uncomfortable having her lower eyes covered by her shirt all the time
>>317326Are you retarded?
>>317353I'm tired of all the hugging and politeness :^)
>>317326Yeah, no.
>>317326>I got it, boss!>Hey! This was meant to me not to you!>Shush, girl! Hold your tits while daddy do the job! Roll d6 boys!1-It's too easy. I want some challange.2-So awesome way to steal can't be unnoticed.3-It's not steling. It's takimg what belongs to us.4-6-Wow! So amazing! I am always winning!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>317372woo!
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>317372
>>317374God damnit
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>317372
>>317367>>317382
>>317390We're gonna die quickly.
>>317394And by we, I mean devil asshole
>>317398If my theories up to this point are correct, if Devil dies, Wizard Bro dies too.
>>317398the devil is OP though, he even scared the wizard council away from their crystal ball
>>317403Oh yeah, we haven't rolled for effects from them in forever. Guess they fucked off for good
>>317407A group of cockroach mages have probably taken up residence to play Perverts and Princesses beneath the glow of the crystal ball.
>>317326>>317374>What's the best way to piss off the guy who hates you? To have sex with his mother of course.>Wait! Where are you going?! Aren't you sopposed to help me grab the staff?!>Wait a lttle more, cowbell. The night is young and this old wolf is hungry for some tasty meat.>What?! What are you talking about?!Devil creates rock hand that gives him a ride a top to the Momma's face.>Well hello there, beautiful. What such a lovely goddess doing in this forgotten place?>Oh! You flattering me, young sir.>Just call me Devil. Little Devil. And I assure you only little thing in me it's my height.>Hihihi. You such a smooth talker Mr. Devil. You make me blush like a schoolgirl.
>>317563Ask her if she would like to have another, more successful son
>>317563Save the Princess protagonist goes for the staff while Mom and Devil are distracted
>>317563oh jesus what have I done
>>317563Mama, why not ask this handsome young devil if he'd like to have dinner with you tonight. After all, ever since your ex-husband skipped out on you for that bleached bimbo secretary, you've been so lonely...
?
>>3175781-critical fail2-Mom sees you doing suspicious things3-4 What are you doing? can I help you young lady?5-12 you pass without being noticed
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>317608
>>317591Remember that scene in Ocean's 13, where Matt Damon wears a fake nose and uses pheromones to seduce the bad guy's secretary?YEP.
>>317608But Mario>>317576Is a get..
>>317616>sonIt obviously not being refered to my party
>>317624Which is your party, PP or PSOE?
>>317724Podemos, because the fails
>>317744>PodemosNice
>>317777YOU STOLE MY GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>317792Psssh... nothing personell... kidIn all seriousness, I didn't even know you were trying for that get
>>317612>>317578You sneak behind Mom putting your hands like a hamster because everybody knows you are even more sneaky if you do that.>Yo there! Are you gonna try to climb that pedestal too? Can I go home now?
>>317832Do something to advance the plot! Quickly!
>>317832Wizard Bro and Roxxie break little devil's stone hand.
>>317832Leslie, help MC over the next ledge
>>317832THICK MILF IS NEW WAIFU!
>>317832Leslie, you and MC drink your milk. Like, A LOT of your milk. Enough to have both of you perform a boob job on the spire. With that much boobage, blowing the top off will be easy.
>>317832MC ride Roxxie like a crazy bucking and jumping bull(female) up each ledge to the top.For added surprise/anger to get her moving the most, will probably have to jump on her back in surprise so she doesn't expect it.
>>317855Ok, i laughed at that
>>317836>DO YOU FEEL LUCKY... PUNK?! WELL... DO YA?!roll d6661-665-get the fuck way from me!666-yeah sure. you never going to succeed in this
Rolled 269 (1d666)>>317867Goodbye devil.
Rolled 464 (1d666)>>317867
>>317867
Rolled 338 (1d666)>>317878Motherfucker.>>317867>>317873>>317874Oh.
Rolled 149, 447, 256, 78, 213, 431, 25, 17, 360, 29, 538, 217, 639, 43, 122, 239, 7, 391, 143, 177, 314, 110, 184, 375, 192 = 5696 (25d666)>>317867
>>317873>As I think. Try something else to entertain yourself. Like suggesting some fetish thing as usual. You can mess with other guys but not with me.
Rolled 317 (1d666)>>317867Well, there is a chance
>>317899That's not very impressive coming from a guy who looks like fucking mickey mouse.
>>317899Wizardbro: Become the older sister that Roxy always deserved.
>>317899Welp I guess you can try again to suggest something to "Magic Duel" team.
>>317916Oh dear.
>>317899Incubus protag gets Candy Corn golem & cowgirl to throw her up to the top of the pedestal
>>317916Lil devil was being sarcastic when he said suggest something fetish related as usual anon.
>>317916Oh well more transformation I guess roll d16+51-I dont know, man2-6-welp you going to be yourself for now7-11-cute older sister12-16-sexy older sister
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>317938
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>317938
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>317938
RIP plot advanceYou won't be missed
>>317946;_;7
>>317946I miss it.If we don't advance the plot, we'll never see Candy Witch again
>>317946We had a plot?
>>317961Her Daki is right there. Why don't you have the next Get (back on STP) side be Succubus (male) go bring the pillow to life with sex magic?
>>317971Why settle for a substitute when we can have the real deal?
>>317974>Summon Witch through lewd magicI don't think it can be done.
>>317979>not getting the staff and returning to herbe realistic
CARIE'S MOMTH-THE BOOTYI-I NEED IT
Hey, I just realized... If WizBro turns into a girl... Does DevilBro turn into one too?
>>318025Since they are parts of the same person, one would assume so, yeah.
>>318025I don't think so, maybe if they were still attached.
>>318032sooo... waifuception?
>>318032Huh...Well, serves him right for yelling at us.
But.. But, who will fug the waifus and protect their smiles? The closest thing to a male would be Incubus.
>>318060Maybe they'll be a girl with a girly penis?
>>318065>girly penisNo such thing anon
>>318065Needless to say, this is my favorite quest on the board.
>>318065As a frequent visitor to /d/, I would claim that would be a futanari, sir.
>>318078We may share fetish, but your taste in quests is a shit.
>>317916>>317940You decide to make your sister happy and transform yourself into cute girl.>Look, Roxy! I am a girl now. I can finally understend all your feelings and problems. And we totaly can watch girly cartoons all day and go shopping together.>Wow! Big Bro... I mean Big Sis. You look so cute. I like it.Meanwhile on the rock hand.>Hey! What the fuck! I maybe will look like a girl but my dick is going to stay where he belongs! Goddamit! Somebody is soooo dead!Suddenly Mom grabs Lil Devil.>Oh my! You become so cute Mr. Devil. Like a little doll. I so want to tickle you. Tehe!>Thanks... I guess...
>>318237Succubus grows wings and flies on top of the pedestal thing to grab the staff
>>318237>That buldge on little devilOh dear. I wonder.Anyway,>>318246That's more or less my intention, beautiful.
>>318246this. with all the seducing he(?)'s been doing an upgrade to the succubus powers n indeed well deserved in my books
>>318237Incubus becomes THE MAN now.Also, he got up the spire. Due to MANLY.
>>318246I guess succubi deserve wings.1 Critical fail2-3 you grow nothing4-5 you gonna need some extra power to do that6-7 your new wings are not that useful8-10 success
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>318277nat 1
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>318277
>>318237Hey. Lil' Devil. Just from me to you. When a woman says you're cute, that means "I think you look attractive enough to spend time with you so you can pay for my drinks, but not enough to take you home and fuck your brains out". You want "Hot" or "Sexy". Not "Cute".
>>318278>>318286classic
>>318278>>318286i-im going to stop rolling now...
>>318293It could've been great
>>318310well i could always be a scumbag and delete my roll...
>>318324Do it
>>318278>>318246Ok, nothing happens, another suggestion?
>>318335cast a demon-portal-thing to get to the top
>>318335Use leslie's stonking huge tits as a trampoline to propel yourself to the top ala sunflower chick from Conker's BFD
>>318335Attack the cow girl and tell her that you hate her for not loving you like she did Lola.THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!
>>318346But why
>>318335Just climb the fucking thing.
>>318346But what if she does love usPolygyny is a thing ya know
>>318335Maybe we should just, you know, cast a summoning spell on the staff or something? Or we could cast butt expansion on Carie's Mom. That works too.
>>318364Polygamy is what you're thinking of.
>>318366You know what. Sure.
>>318346back and forth roll.1 critical fail2-3 congratulations, you have drawn Mom's attention4-5 Leslie has enough of this shit and leaves6-7 Leslie slaps you and yo back to your senses 8-9 Leslie is very confused10-12 success.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>318382
>>318382>>318387I'm not sure what just happened.
>We just made a cowgirl fall in love with us by yelling at herSlow clap.
I don't even.
>>318387...Kudos to you, sir.
>>318373No, we'd have two lovers then, who also love each other
>>318387I can´t believe it
>>318411but lola and leslie do love each other!
>>318411perfect for threesomes then!
>>318426Sorry, I meant we have two lovers now
>>318427Foursomes, remember candy witch
>>318432Fivesomes actually. Golem is included as well after all. Six if VP princess participates.Candy is still true waifu though.
>>318432>Not believing in superior CandyWitchxCandyPrincess power coupleC'mon, now.
>>318387What the absolute fuck is going on?I must be as confused as Leslie...
>>318436I'm sure that golem friendzoned the MC. Unless she did that only because she's into lesbians, there will be no dating that golem
>>318452Maybe before she turned into a succubus.
>>318452Candy golem is cute in a quiet way though! Also, one of the thiccest.
>>318461Golem is pure and not for lewd
>>318535Can Golem be for pure love?
>>318387>>318346>Why I can't grow wings? Why do you hate me?! why is everything so complicated!!!But suddenly, something happens. You realise you can steal physical sex attributes. That makes sense, taking into account you are a succubus.>Y... you all are insane...
>>318556Do you mind if we stay over for dinner tonight, Miss (INSERT MILF NAME HERE)?
>>318556Fly away now, fly away now, fly away!And by this, I mean Wizard Bro with wizard sis. And by fly away, I mean the Japanese euphemism for "orgasm".In essence, sister wizard molests brother wizard and forces him (now her) to cum.
>>318556Wizard sisters: Use your combined sisterly power to use flying magic and get the staff, just in case succubus fails in her quest due those random events that always happens to them
>>318556Caries's mom turns out to have a futa fetish and invites lil' devil to her place
>>318556THE GIANT POLICE SHOW UP, BECAUSE OF THE GIANT CP ON CARRI'S COMPUTER
>>318556Something, something, MILF invites DevilSis and co to dinner at her house...
>>318556Wizard bro, fly spell.
>>318556Did cow girl lose her belly from like 2 images ago?
>>318567Okay flying time! roll d20+71-critical win2-8-nope nothing happened9-13-Roxy can fly14-17-Wizard can fly18-20-success
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>318613
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>318613
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>318613
>>318620My Neger. Thanks for that.
>>3186211 second and you would have failed
>>318567>>318620Wizard Sis uses her magic to recreate a scene from very famous cartoon.>I will show you the... staff. It's righ on top of this pedestal.>Wow! Sis, that so awesome to fly with you. But why we have to change our clothes?>Shush, Roxane. We are almost here.When our sisters arrived on the top they were suprised.>Oh my! Thait's can't be...>Are you kidding me! Really?!
>>318784DevilSis gets a bit of lovin' from Milf.(i swear to god i'll get an action here someday goddamnit)
>>318784Incubus grabs the staff, which turns him back to normal but fuses to his dick
>>3187981-critical fail2-12 fly to the staff already!!!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>318806NAT 1
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>3188061plz
>>318798>>318809Succubus doesn't have any problem with the flying lessons as she has practice of her previous pixie form.>Sorry Leslie but you have to wait here.>Oh no! How unlucky!But when she finally arrives at top...>Ah, crap! What's now?!What new bullshit the QM's have pulled out of their asses now? we'll see it tomorrow.Goodnight
>>318942Cheers love, see you two tomorrow.
>>318942What fresh new hell could this be?
It's a dragon dildo, isn't it?
>>319239It obviously is.We should show it to his mom for shits and giggles."Look what's in your son's room. Did you know that these are VERY EXPENSIVE?"
>>319239It's clearly going to be the Tyrannosaurus Sex.
>>318942i guess the staff require 15 Strength but our whole party just skills on luck and charm
We almost here. I can feel the staff in our hands already. The last struggle will be at 14:30 UTC And here some staff you can take a look at [/spoilr] It's a penis http://imgur.com/lES2Ryi
>>320247why
>>320260why not?
>>320247OK then
>>320247>We almost here. I can feel the staff in our hands already.I guess this means my hopes to play as Miss MILF are dashed. Damn.Someday, someday, I will be the MILF...
>>320247Well at least lil devil might actually have a shot with Momma now.
The wizard sisters and succubus have finally reached the top.>What? there is more than one staff?!The girls can see a big group pf staffs in front of them: They can count 20 staffs in total. What does this means? Which staff they must choose?
>>320422It's wizard team's turn. Choose wisely
>>320424C for Candy?
>>320424Use Wizardbro's dick as a divining rod to choose.
>>320424I mean just, take em all?Candy'll sort em out.
>>320427You chose... poorly.For that Wizard is cursed being a frog and you can't control him anymore until right staff is chosen.
>>320448T for Thic
>>320448Talk about railroading.
>>320448True lust's first kiss! Get Roxy to kiss him to turn him back!jk, he's now a frog with tits
>>320448MC's devotion to Candy and lust for her fuels him, allowing him to sense which rods are stronger to narrow down the pickings a bit.
>>320448DevilSis turns into Michigan J.Devilfrog with tits and a cock
>>320448Easy!Use conjuration to summon 19 mindless lesser elementals, and command them to each grab a staff except for CUnless this is incubus turn, in which case try to summon lesser bat-imps to do the same
>>320448scan for affinities
>>320448Can we possibly contact Candy somehow? Maybe she can help us a bit.
>>320465Nope. You are on your own
>>320461Reroll
>>320474It was previously stated that incubus can't summon a shit. When he tried to summon the crows.
>>320478I thought it meant he couldn't summon crows, since bats are more his style
>>320448Have MC try hotdogging the rods, maybe one of them will stand out and he can pick that one?>inb4 he picks D
>>320448Throw some rocks at them
>>320478Have incubus grab staff S
>>320488meh.1 critical fail2 no rocks here3 you miss the throw4-10 you succesfully throw rocks and nothing happensIthink you gonna need more help. Are Lola and the others (except Lil devil) coming at the top of the pedestal?1-Nope2-just Lola3- and Leslie4-and Bumble Joe5-Ok all are coming.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>320503
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>320503
>>320506>>320507HOW
>>320511meme magic is real anon
Can we just get rid of the roll system? It's tedious and adds nothing of value to the story.
>>320539It's fun and causes shenanigans.
>>320539This 20 staff thing is... debatable, but the roll system is pretty fine overall.
>>320506>>320507>>320488Maybe Succubus feels a little overwhelmed by the situation as she start throwing rocks at the staffs like an angry caveman. None of the rocks impact a staff...That was. Fruitless.
>>320543Yeah, but their shenanigans aren't cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
>>320550Have Roxxy throw wizard bro at a staff, maybe he'll trigger it's ba effects again and remove a staff from selection.
>>320550are you still try to guess?
>>320550Roxy kisses Wiz sis and turns her back to normal
>>320550>>320554(Examine) Staves.Let's look for differences. No touching.
>>320554eh just leave obviously this was a wild goose chase.
>>320551How so? It's not like anything bad that happens is permanent or anything. We can just laugh at bad rolls and get excited for good ones.
>>320559Nah, it's a useless mechanic. I'd rather laugh at gags and get excited for plot development. Not random anons and blind luck.
>>320554Fuck this jazz, have awesome fun adventures with Momma.Next time worst girl wants something done, she can do it herself.
>>320564Well speak for yourself, I can enjoy both.
are you stuck?
>>320571reminder
>>320576Sure, give us a hint you tophat wearing fuckstick.
>>320576Grab staff S for Stuck
>>320556First roll for the kiss of true love. Roll d10+21-critical fail2-3-nothing happened4-7-wizard is frog-girl now8-9-he in his previous form now10-he is back in his original form>>320557Next roll for examination. roll d101-critical fail2-5-nah you don't see anything unusual5-10-you notice something interesting
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>320588EXAMINE
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)>>320588
>>320579Honestly, Momma's a better MILF anyway. That, and it's less betrayal and more I stopped caring. Witch lady doesn't even bare her midriff.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>320588second roll
>>320594>witch lady doesn't even bare her midriffWere you even there?
>>320586"The answer isn't as obvious as it looks at first"
>>320593Well at least we got frog girl.
>>320602It's up his butt, isn't it.
>>320602So it's not the first staff I think
>>320613"The true magic was inside of you all along!"
>>320599Nope. I only started around the second of the collaboration threads.However, I am now fully motivated to stay loyal! Thank you for showing me the errors of my ways!Momma's still the best
>>320630I would heavily recommend going through the archive link for both of the quests before the collab. Links are in the OP, and both are ripe with thick lewds along with info that may possibly be helpful. Plus it's better than sitting here and twiddling our thumbs while we wait for an update right?
OK, I've used the hi-tech method of going back and actually looking at the staff when it's previously appeared. It's got five sections, a nub at the bottom and a head like P. I don't think it had the little ring under the sphere, but P's the closest match so if it's here it's P.
>>320554Here is the witches description of the cane. Does this help?
>>320579Eat the rest of the candy bracelet and pray for good luck.
>>320636It's closer to E
>>320638>>320636I was just doing this myself.I ruled out all the ones with < or > 5 notches and L for having a fat bottom gem.
>>320648The sugar cube's upside down.
>>320649That said, the staff had a flared bottom like E, P, and R, but a really small gem, which rules out P, R, and D.
>>320638Looking at these it could be "r" just rotated weird
>>320649P Is the only one that follows the same position with the gem on top and still has 4 notches
>>320638It's P, for Princess, or possibly Prick.
>>320543>>320503Look at it. It's WORTHLESS.>1 critical fail2 no rocks here3 you miss the throw4-10 you succesfully throw rocks and nothing happensIs a good example. No matter what you roll, you fail. That's poor AF rolling system and OBVIOUS railroading. Shit QM a shit.
>>320649there's also that small ring thing below the ball that the square is mounted on. it wasn't present in the description candy gave so we can assume those that have it aren't the right one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>320667Accounting for the sugar cube thing >>320654It's P.
>>320666>throw a rockshit rolls for shit suggestions Dummkopf
>>320659No, p has an extra thing, and as I said, it is best described as sitting on corner. R fits the description.
>>320680R has the large base at the bottom, look at the example candy gave, the bottom has a very small stone instead of a large one
>>320680R's Cube is upside-down.I marked all the major discrepancies here.I did not differentiate jewel size or bottom flaring cause original is a rough sketch.
>>320685I marked all the major discrepancies here.
>>320678It shouldn't be shit options for ANY suggestions if they're only doing write-ins. If all the options lead to failure/nothing happens, no matter the quality of the write-in, it's obvious railroading and paints the QM as shit.
>>320685No its turned to one side that the perspective looks like that.
E and R are almost identical too.
>>320680No, R doesn't, because of how the cube is placed on top. The true staff has a Y shape in the middle, R's is inverted.
>>320688I think my final conclusion is: it's not here.
>>320692that ties in with>>320602plus the shadows on the bottom does make it seem like it's tied to perspective. Let's see if when we shift so that with R the shadow is aligned with the pole to the point of being invisible will make it match the one candy gave us
>>320696The cube will love like that if turned, take a common d6 and to we'll see.
>>320696Well, admittedly, as giggling cultist just said if you rotate the staff the cube will appear to be upside down as it's a cube sitting on point.
>>320689It's QM sass for suggesting stupid shit.
How about we eat the rest of the candy bracelet to help deduct the right staff?
>>320698The hell with it, grab them all. We'll figure this shit out later.
>>320709I'm for it once GBA posts his update/
>>320710No, just grab "R"
It's L.
>>320710Last time we attempted that, first one touched frogged Wiz Bro.
>>320710touching the wrong ones seems to deploy negative effects, probably be best to deciding the best one and going from there.>>320718L is flat on its side, can't be that no matter which way you look at it.
>>320718>Fat jewel>No top or bottom of cube
>>320708If they don't want stupid shit suggested, they should make use of selective options instead of write-ins. If they can't handle a write-in, they shouldn't be QM's in the first place. And when is thowing something at something that has a possible on-touch negative effect a stupid suggestion? QM is railroading hard AF.
It's fucking e
Maybe we can start taking the staffs apart piece by piece and assemble the correct staff ourselves?
>>320733It might be E, but I prefer R as a first choice for reasons.
>>320730>not letting anything suggested work is railroadinggo shitpost elsewhere>>320737It'll still trigger bad effects.
Guy, it´s clearly U.
>>320556>>320593>>320557>>320591Roxane remembers old fairy tales about Prince Frog and kisses her brother/sister to bring him back. But it turns out not really what she expected and wizard transformed into frog-girl.
Let's see the 2nd hint then. Maybe that will shed some light.I doubt it.
Since you guys are memelords, I'll explain this to you: it can't have more than one of these round things.
>>320730The only thing that bothers me is that we can't use wizard until the correct staff is found. It would've been funny to use her as a guinea pig who touches all the staffs and gets transformed into weirder forms each even more weird than the previous one until finding the right one
>>320743Destroy all the staffs at once.
>>320743Use detect magic to determine which staff is the real one.
Guys, your theory has a base error
Grab Staff E
>>320743Lewd magic from Incubus, turn them all into humanoid forms and ASK them which is the real one.>>320746
>>320743MC, let's get a perspective change to see if R will match up with Candy's description from a different angle. Eat a candy bead as well.
>>320755let me guess, Candy's description of the staff is incorrect
>>320741>Using only write-ins>If a write-in is stupid according to the QM (It wasn't compared to a lot of other write-ins in these threads, jackass), it can only fail.Stop being such an ignorant cunt, QM-whiteknight faggot. This is a poor man's puzzle that the QM's are railroading hard.
>>320758I'm still sticking with L.
>>320743Eat a candy bracelet candy for help on this puzzle.
>>320762you are looking at the wrong pic she is not describing the staff in that image.
>>320758Shove them all in your butt, at once.
>>320763>I have the final say on whether or not a suggestion is goodStop being an ignorant shitstirring cocksmoker.
>>320776>Missing my point>Strawman argumentsI'm arguing with a shitposter. Good riddance.QM IS A RAILROADING FAGGOT! QUEST SHOULD BE DROPPED AND FORGOTTEN!
Support cast who is near Carie and his mother: Politely ask for the staff, as you need it to save a princess, which is a more worthy use of the staff while all carie does is hoard it
>>320787pot meet kettle>>320779Looks like P to me.
>>320779aw shit
>>320758Can succubus cast such magic?1-critical fail2-8nope she can't9-17 the staffs are too powerfull for your punny succubus magic18- some of the staff can talk now19- All the staff can talk now20- Success
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>320820
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>320820
>>320822holy shit
>>320822praise the dubs!
>>320779Ah! An actual drwaing this is much better than what I was using. Yes, it does look most like P from here. Thank you.
>>320822He did it, the absolute madman
>>320822>Nat 20>dubsWe have been blessed
>>320822Fraking bull shrimp. Also, nice roll.
>>320822Absolute madman, he did it.
>>320822>figured out the solution after get was got>still nat 20'd our way to victoryof course
>Come back>That + figured it out to be PBoy oh boy, this probably means they're all gonna get jumbled and we gotta sort through them without touching or getting touched for the one with no deformities.
>>320907Finding what to compare them to was the hard part, we should be able to pick it out again. My guess is the actual one with its newfound sentience will use it's powers for evil.
>>320909It is a tool, not a weapon, so I doubt it. Tools believe in being used, not in using others.
Wait when did our incubus become a succubus
>>320915Neither tools nor weapons have feelings anon.>>320954When MC got lolified with the rest.
>>320958>Neither tools nor weapons have feelings anon.As a American born Tool, I take offense to that baseless stereotype.
>>320822>>320758Sexualize inanimate object magic? of fucking course MC knows how to do that. Others STP MC's has even sexualized trash cans, for fucks sake!>Pick me! I'm the ral one!>No, pick me, I'm the real one>don't listen to them, they are all decoys!>No, please choose me!>No, me!>No, me!>...What the fuck man! it was easier the other way!
>>321062Just pick P.
>>321062yeah okay reverse it.
>>321071reroll...
>>321071yeah, who is P now?
>>321080Can we get the one with them as a single frame?
>>321062Roxy, cast zone of truth
For convenience.
>>321062Pick the she's one, for they will be true of heart.
>>321101Shyest*Already missed my roll, might as well fix the error
>>321097looks like this one to me
>>321062You know, now we can just tell them to walk down the mountain with us so we can figure out this shit later, rather then do this now.
>>321062Fuck them all until they admit who the real one is
>>321062Ask which one of them will NOT cast a spell on the wielder the moment she's picked. After previously casting a spell of truth on them of course
>>321110yeah it's definitely p.she has the smallest titties, to distract us and make us choose a staff with bigger boobs.
>>321116More spells on powerful artifact. roll d20+21-critical fail2-8-nothing happened9-16-staff is really don't like when you cast magic on them17-19-it's kinda worked20-success
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>321158
>>321116>>321161Roxane tries to cast a spell of truth on all staffs but it didn't work and they get pretty angry.>Hey! What's the deal!>How dare cast spells on us!>Yeah! How dare you!>You gonna regret this!>Yeah! Regret this!
>>321252Incubus seduces them all
>>321263Is his ass enough to seduce 18 different large rods at once? The answer is yes.
>>321252Mindcontrol spell
>>321272He also has a mouthand tits
>>321284Which pale in comparison. Also put your best asset forward anon when looking to attract anon.
>>321252Succubus Magic: Orgasmo to cause them all to experience sudden and intense orgasms so we can take our time and pick out P.
>>321297Remember, they got swapped around. New P ain't old P.
>>321252Pick them all, who said we only had to pick one?
>>321310My point though. Take our time and pick out new P.
>>321314Just stating in case OP thinks we're trying to pick the one that is currently marked P.
Alright, I've had enough. On the count of 3...One...Two...THREE!Everyone turns into futa scorpion girls. : ^ )
>>321297Demonic orgasm roll!1-critical fail2-6 you can't cause orgasm to them7-12 Using magic against them again? they counterattack13-15 the effects of humanizations wear off16-17 they orgams, they are distracted for a turn18-19 they orgasm, and you pick staff P20 success>>321317Oh, Op already "monkey handed" the get
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>321326
>>321110This person mistakenly labeled P as M. Nothing else matters.
>>321326feck
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>321326
>>321323FUCK OFF, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SCORPION SHIT. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RUIN EVERY THREAD AMD EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE FUN. FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>321329>>321297Succubus uses her lewd demonic power to inflicts an orgasm to all the staffgirls. But they are too powerfull and cast a a shield to mirror her spell>I don't think so, babe!>Oh SHIIiieeEEeeeEEaaaAAAAaaaaaaaang!...
>>321512Roxxie gets an idea!"Which of you is the best staff of them all?"A fight to the death will leave only the true staff.
>>321512Roxxy: Apologize to the staffs and tell them that you're looking for the one that can help save his friend. We'd be really appreciative if they could help us out. We didn't mean any offense to them by casting spells on them, we're just used to doing that to solve our problems, as we are mages.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>321512Suddenly, the plot advances.
>>321512Leslie gets her ass up the tower and tells the stave-babes to follow her to the Witch so the plot can advance already.
>>321527well roll d12+2 then1-critical fail2-3-staff try to attack you4-6-Mom notice you7-10-effect of humanization wears off11-12-Roxane grabs right staff
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d12 + 2)>>321564
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d12 + 2)>>321564
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d12 + 2)>>321564
It's a pity. You already got the right answer. Twice
>>321589That's just the way it goes senpai. Gotta be right, and be lucky.
>>321589Magical realms fags make everything worse.
>>321589I knew it. It's U, isn´t it?
>>321624It was U all the time
>>321635I know, it's because I love U
>>321635>It's not hereOf course.
>>321645What? No!
>>321653There is no letter U on any chart though.
>>321527>>321568All that noise can't be unnotices and Mom come to the pedestal and asks you>What are you kids doing with my son's junk?>Yeah! And somebody going to pay for transforming me into a barbie doll!
>>321691Tell her the truth. The entire truth.
>>321691>"Stealing it."
>>321691"We're just trying to find the Staff that's been causing your poor son to be cooped up in here all this time, ma'am. If it's a problem, we're happy to leave." -Roxxie
>>321698And by that, I meant give her our story; both the wizard side and the STP side.
>>321698>>321704Wew lad.
>>321691Tell her that you need the staff to save a princess, which is a much better use for it than to be hoarded by a NEET
>>321706Honestly I'm fine with this, it might not be the right choice, but I approve of it
>>321698I guess Mom seems nice enough, maybe she'll help out?
>>321706I mean, telling her the story is a lot better than telling her son the story. She seems like a very sweet lady who will completely understand. The son would be a selfish dick who would tell us to either fuck off or try to benefit for helping us.I can't imagine the mom would listen to a bunch of kids telling her the truth about their friends being in danger, with some of them just wanting to go home, and be too mean or angry about it. If anything, she may be what helps us the most.And be honest, do you really want to make her (the MILF everyone loves) an enemy? She's so sweet and nice (and THICC). I literally can't imagine her reacting negatively (other than a mild scolding) to the kids telling her the truth.
>>321698Roll for mom reaction1 Critical fail2-4 Mom is angry5-8 Mom doesn't believe your weird stories9-14 Mom doesn't know hoe to react and decides to leave you at your own.15-18 Mom try to help you19-20 Success
>>321691Wait a sec. Given that lil devil is a reflection of wizard MC, shouldn't she be a frog girl too?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>321830
>>321839wow, just wow
>>321839
>>321839jesus Christ man
>>321839that nat 1 had to come eventually
>>321839Welp
>>321836That is specific curse only for wizard and shut up >>321839Nice :^)
>>321839You nigger kike. You fucked it all up.
>>321861You knew coming into this thread that the quest rolls badly 90% of the timeThe only one to blame for your expectations is yourself
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>321876Trust me, I know how it feels. I have to blame someone for qt sweet hearted MILF about to kill us though.My heart is broken. She was truly best girl.
Rolled 3, 15, 5, 11, 17, 12, 11, 8, 18, 16, 17, 2, 6, 1, 3, 6, 7, 1, 11, 1, 15, 4, 1, 10, 18 = 219 (25d20)>>321886There is no savior waiting.
>>3218944 ones, 0 twenties, yes.
Rolled 13, 15, 2, 10, 19, 11, 5, 10, 8, 20, 18, 19, 9, 14, 12, 13, 9, 10, 6, 13, 20, 4, 16, 7, 6 = 289 (25d20)>>321959For the sake of statistics, we should give it one more go before we determine how our luck looks in this thread.
>>321965You realize it's all chance, right? The thread we're in has nothing to do with it. Despite what you learned in RPG's, luck is in fact not real.
>>321839>>321698Succubus tries to explain the whole story to Carie's Mom but she can't say a word due to the strong orgasm>gaaaaaannnngh...!>are you doing drugs young ladys? I'm afraid you gotta leave! And be grateful I don't call your parents.
>>321997That's heresy against the goddess of luck.Pray for forgiveness, you filthy sinner. Do it before she curses us with even worse luck than we already have.
>>322019Wizard bro explains instead of Succubus. Show her some magic to prove that we just suck at magic and it backfired on the succubus.
Rolled 28 (1d101)>>322020Bring it on.
>>322019Lola for the save!Grabs staff girl M
Rolled 83 (1d101)>>322032You call that a roll?
Rolled 26 (1d101)>>322032https://youtu.be/05KRRoSqmo0
>>322027Yeah. But he cursed by the staff and you can't control him until you take right staff.
>>322045>>322019Then Roxy explains. She can just show how wizard bro is now a frog to prove how bad they are at magic, rather than demonstrating it.The result is practically the same either way.>>322042We found the guy who should roll for us.
>>322027>>322062Well then let's try it with Roxy roll d20+21 Critical fail2-4 Mom is angry5-8 Mom doesn't believe your weird stories9-14 Mom doesn't know how to react and decides to leave you at your own.15-18 Mom tries to help you19-20 Success
>>322042>>322075You're up. Roll for us, oh chosen of Fortuna.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>322075Shame.
>>322075
>>322089Wew
>>322089>First time roll nat 1>second time roll nat 20Fuckin' brilliant
>>322089>Mfw
>>322089
>>322089I feel forsaken. Or should I? I mean, your roll benefits a believer in Fortuna.Religion is too hard to comprehend. Nonetheless, 10/10 nat 20.
>>322113Memes work in mysterious ways.
>>322089>Rolls a natural 20Anon, I don't know who you are or where you live, but if I ever had to say something to a random person and mean it, it's that you are, in fact, my nigga.
>>322027>>322062>>322089Roxane tells Mom the whole story about her and her brother and how they want to go home, about succubus and her friends and how they want to save princess and for all that they need this magic staff.>Oh my! Poor children. You have to suffer a lot to make your way here. Of course I help you, my sweet babies.Mom helps other group members to get up on top of pedestal. Then she grabs the staff you needed so much.>Here you go, sweetie pie. Here is your staff.The right staff coming back to original form and other ones dissapear. Wizard also not cursed anymore and back to his previous form.
>>322521Thank her in a very grateful, happy and polite way and let plot take its course.
>>322521Group hug!
>>322521Once again, cast breast expansion on Roxy and cowgirl
>>322521Ask her if there's any way we can make it up to her. We don't feel right just taking the staff and leaving. She's been so sweet and helpful, ask if we can maybe stay in touch somehow so that we can help her with chores around her house or something.Little Devil, you better help too. Do you or do you not want to pursue a relationship with this MILF?
>>322521Ask for a lift
>>322521Why does Lil' Devil not turned back? Is he cursed to eternal futa-dom as well?
>>322636So long as Wiz Bro is female, so is Lil' Devil. Though he forcibly kept his dick through demon magic.
>>322568>Don't worry, pal. I got her summoning number. I can give her everything she wants and even more.>Oh thank you, Mr. Devil. You made old gal's hart beat in love again. I will count seconds to see you again.>Heh. Of course you will.
>>322679Good for you then. It's nice to see that you're happy.So I guess this is where our party parts ways? The wizard bro and Roxy using the staff's magic to go back home and the STP group going back to the witch?
>>322679Take the staff back to Candy, time to end this quest
>>322679I just noticed Li'l Dev is wearing a Marlene Dietrich costume
>>322709^thisCan everyone turn back to normal, now?
>>322679At this point, Wizard Sis makes a double portal home, one for STP party to Candy's back yard, and one for him, his sister, and Devil back to his dimension.
>>322737shouldn't we fix ourselves? I would like to finish a quest without us being a girl for once
>>322737It's STP party's turn
>>322805Oh. We're still doing that.>>322679Group hug!
>>322729I'm taking this as is the only valid reply in 30 minutes even though it's ambiguous
>>322871aww, i don't really want this quest to end.>at least turn everyone back to their normal forms and ages before we finish
>>322679After saying bye to Mis MILF, head out of the house, keeping an eye out for Carie. Hopefully he's out doing the backyard.Also,
>>322976Don't know why my post decided I needed an "Also," at the end of it, but sure, let's go with it.
>>322729>Bye Miss, and thank you for all!The group walks to the exit.>Geez! finally, now I can return this to Candy>Are you gonna do all the way back to the witch again?>I don't think there will be any trouble now. Well I guess this is a goodbay.>Gess so...>GUESS AGAIN!>Oh no big Sis! we totally forgot about...This is not over yet!!!!! see you tomorrow cliffhangers fans.Goodnight
>>323220Sleep well you two.
>>323220G'night, you two.
>>323220Night based QMs. Have wonderful dreams.
>>323220G'night
>>323220I wish you soft sheets and pleasant rest.
>>323391You forgot the "Thicc MILFs" part.
>>323508And Thicc MILF Dakis.
Subhumans.
Today's session start a bit later: 16:00 UTCWill the ride ever end?Also, link totally unrelated http://imgur.com/JZmdbxQ
>>324023You called?
>>324666>That picWhy, Ms. MILF, are you trying to seduce me?Because it's working.
>>324023>>324719https://youtu.be/sOd7NKZVLkcRelative?
>>324666Satan I shall not be tempted
>>324666>666Little devil, I know you're showing your new waifu off.And we appreciate it.
>>323220The High Hats?! what are they doing here?>My, my, so this was your plan, filthy devil, Stole this magic staffsays Pompolus>We should kill them all now and ged rid of this trouble.says Razzrak>This gonna be fun!Says Markus>but, first! why do you want this staff so much?Says SesilGBA is a bit late, i'll take care of all the characters for now.
>>325061Use the staff to cast an anti-magic field as far as we can spread it (dispelling all magic).
>>325061The devil has nothing to do with the staff, that goes to the succubus, to finish a deal and save a princess. So if you could just let them pass...
>>325061Whelp, might as well turn them into cute girls as well.
>>325061>Wiz Sis"We don't. They do.">Points to Succubus (male), Lola, and Cornelia
>>325077Well, that works.>Inb4 we roll less than a 1
>>325077>inb4 they just say "no" and attack us
>>325084I wouldn't be surprised at this point. Then again we have been getting some nice twenties lately.
>>325086Wizards being assholes? Sounds about right.
>>325077boring diplomacy roll1-critical fail2-5 they don't believe you6-10 one more question
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>325100
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>325100
>>325103>>325104ONE. FUCKING. SECOND.HOLY SHITDICKS, BATMAN.
>>325103Thank you, I unclench as a free action.
>>325077>The devil has nothing to do with the staff, that goes to the succubus, to finish a deal and save a princess. So if you could just let them pass...>mmmmh... A "deal" to save a "princess" you say?
>>325122Let STP mc explain his agreement with Candy. Try and hide the fact she's a witch.
>>325122Succubus uses the staff to dispel all magic within the area, reverting everyone back to their normal forms.
>>325122A deal's a deal!
>>325127>hiding important details from some of the most potentially powerful and likely somewhat omniscient people in the world during a diplomacy to let you pass/liveDo you do this for a living? I have a feeling you'd make a wonderful hostage negotiator. I mean, you could likely kill those hostages faster than any other person in your shoes.
>>325140It's a detail that will just cause an unnecessary ruckus and potentially make them refuse to let us pass. Certainly better than using the staff we were specifically told not to use since it's too dangerous.
>>3251271 Critical fail2-5 Your story is hard to believe.6-10 OH! I almost forgot miss succubus...!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>325142They've been watching us for the entire journey. They probably know almost everything from watching our previous conversations.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>325144
>>325145They've only been watch STP mc since wizardbro joined up with him, and they also stopped watching as soon as lil devil took over wizardbro's body and were MIA until now, presumably to make their way here.
>>325144>>325148R-Rule 1?
>>325151You realize that the first thing the two parties did when they met was tell each other their stories and why they were on their adventure, right?
>>325142>let's not let the grand counsel of good guy wizards know who wants such a powerful artifact.>let's just trust some candy witch broad that tried to kill us and kidnapped a princess. >she is obviously more trustworthy.Nigga they could save the princess with a snap of their fingers.
>>325152Rule 1 applies to gets, not dice rolls.>when needed, first dice roll decides.
>>325159Hence the stutter.
>>325159The law of rule order states that the very obvious "make sure you're responding to the correct post" would precede all other laws in deciding what is valid.
>>325153And yet they don't already know what's going on? Guess they weren't paying much attention.>>325156>grand counsel of good guy wizardsNo, just the grand counsel of wizards. I'm not sure what universe you're from but it's usually not a good idea to outright trust wizards you won't know that well. At least we have an agreement with Candy, none of us have even met these wizards before this.
>>325163If you've been following the thread for long enough (at least since last thread) you'd see that the QMs always take first dice roll, even if it's not responding to their post. Also, why are you wearing a name + trip? Are you an important person or something? Contributing quality content in this thread that needs something like that?>>325165>And yet they don't already know what's going on? Guess they weren't paying much attention.Or they're testing us. Only evil people and those with something nefarious to hide lie when they don't need to.
>>325170I'm not going to argue semantics with you, the get was got and throwing a bitchfit about it isn't going to change it. Go back to lamentations or something.
>>325170Not in this thread, but another, I am lazy
>>325145>>325127>I... I just make a deal with Candy, if I give her this staff... she will... be able to free the princess...>"Will be able to free"? or "let her go in exchange of the staff"?
>>325189The latter. She needs something to recharge her magic.
>>325189STP MC: "If you dispel all of the magic on us, I'll tell the entire truth and all of the story to you. Please just free me from this female body THOSE TWO put me into. I think I feel my period coming on..."
>>325189The latter.
>>325189Succubus again."It's an exchange at present, but it is a desirable exchange."
>>3251971-Critical fail2-5 mmmmh, I see...6-10 Just... one last question?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>325206
>>325210>>325197>T...the Later...>I appreciate your sincerity. I would also appreciate if you tell me who this "Candy" is, looks like she put you all in too much troubles for a magic staff.
>>325253Well I mean, hey, we got it didn't we? Maybe Golem could give the best description since she works for her.
>>325253"Well, she only put us (gesturing at self [Incubus] and Cornelia) into it and Cornelia here was made by her originally. I really don't know much about her, but if you know anything, I'd love to hear it."
>>325257but golem can't talk
>>325270But she can write!
>>325281>>325270http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/265153/#p274377???>she says
>>325270>>325296Remember when GBA destroyed the canon behind your character and substituted his own? I think you should hold a grudge for that. :^)Quickly, do something vindictive.
>>3252571-Critical fail2-5 well, I heard enough6-9 JUST... one more question and you could go.10 I think you told us all we wanted, you can go but wait!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>325309d
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>325309
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>325309>>325311OH FUCK.
>>325296>>325301that's the only time she "talk" and it's obviously an error
>>325311>two secondsgood save anonbut good lord this guy just won't let us go
>>325311>>325314>>325321I accept payment in shillings and ha'pennies.
>>325311>>325257Golem draw a very explicative picture of Candy>You have been a great help. you can go now, but your friends has to stay with us.The group leaves.
>>325488>Oh, sorry my memory is not what it's used to be! Could you take a look to the lower part of the staff?The group keeps silent for a while.>That's it, you have steal a Magic artifact property of our university... And you planned to hand it to a princes's kidnapper... Who also is an illegal user of candy magic as is banned from women the use of candy magic here in Candyland. And yourself have confesses all.
>>325498Then why was it sitting in some fat-ass neets shit cave.
>>325498Inquire to how it arrived in Caries' hands.
>>325498STP MC asks the wizard to cast a dispel magic on the party. He doesn't want to be a she anymore, and he doesn't feel like everyone should be transformed also. Except Cornelia, She's good.
>>325498Time to book it.
>>325498Tell him you took it from someone else, and that Candy is in fact just a very convincing transvestite.
>>325508Hey, GBA is here. Lets roll some dices.Roll d12+71-critical fail2-8-they tell you nothing9-11-they give you a little information12-they tell you full story
Rolled 8 + 7 (1d12 + 7)>>325543
>>325545>Well I guess there is no harm to tell you a story of this staff. Long time ago there was a very powerful candy-wizard. And he created this staff to make his candy magic even more dangerously powerful. >But we stop him as soon as we can and banish him from our land. This staff contain so much candy magic that it dangerious to keep it around mages that can use it. >So we use are programm "Monsters with needs". That means we hire unemployed monsters to guard artifacts. Thats how we found this Caries guy and hire him to keep this staff in his basement in exchange for videogames, internet and food. >Well I guess we make a mistake to hire him do this important job.>And now we need this staff to hide it where nobody can use it.>Also we really want to kill this Devil. He also extremely dangerous.>By the way... where you say this Candy person you talked about is now?>We sure will be grateful if you tell us such ... not important information.
>>325692"Um... she died. And was cremated. In an unknown location."
>>325692Quick, eat a candy bead and get out of dodge!
>>325692Tell you where Candy is and let you kill Lil' Devil? Cool, cool, let's just-STP Protag: use a charge from the candy bracelet to get your friends to safety
>>325692Well THAT certainly was an interesting story. Gosh I can't remember where she is. Oh yeah, we've got an appointment to keep so we best be on our way! Toodles!Seriously pop a candy bracelet and book it
>>325708See you loosers roll1 critical fail2-6 You try to escape7-10 Are you trying to fight us with a puny candy bracelet?!11-14 you run the fuck out of there 15-20 you use a bead, (we'll roll again)
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>325743
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>325743
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>325743d
>>325746fugg
>>325746>>325755Of course
>>325746>>325708>I don't come this far to give you the staff now! See ya!Pompolus seems dissapointed>Freeze! c'mon, you are not being very colaborative now. Your crimes are not that serious. We promise the punish won't be too harsh if you tell us where this Candy Witch is. We are going to find her sooner or later anyway, you know?
>>325928"Then perhaps a deal is in order.... We lead you to her and then you can have her AND the Staff once we've secured the Princess?"-Incubus
>>325928Fuck this fat dude. Scream for Caries and/or his mom and tell them you're being harassed by a bunch of LARPs.
>>325928Be frozen, and thus unable to talk. Make Pompolus unfreeze us.
>>325937>Getting best girl arrestedNot a chance.
>>325937>betraying herreminder>>320579
>>325954>>325948>securing the Princess requires us giving her the StaffGuys.
>>325967Don't matter. I would never betray my waifu. Not in a million years.
>>325967I have high doubts they're gonna let that fly. They'll keep the staff and capture Candy, they could care less about VP princess.
>>325937Well lets roll for betrayalroll d161-critical fail 2-4-the High Wizards have something different in mind 5-9-we are going in some other place 10-16-success
Rolled 10 (1d16)>>326014
>>326017Well, that was easy.
>>326017I hate you.
>>326017well, guess we'll just have to see how this plays out.if this locks us out of anything Candy related I am going to be so fucking mildly perturbed.
>>326017Good job
>>326035
>>326035>implying we're going to keep our promiseI mean, once Candy Witch has the staff, she can just beat the wizard council for us!
>>326017You give up and tell Pompolus where is witch keeping princess.>They break, boys. You can summon her.>We already on it, Colombo!High Wizards use magic to teleport Candy witch and Princess to them. Then they quickly tie witch with magic rope so she can't cast magic anymore. She really confused now.>How did you know weher I was? Did you...Wait! You! You think I don't recognize you if you transform yourself in some demon-slut thing! I will recognize this stupid look everywhere! YOU BETRAYED ME! YOU GOING TO REGRET THIS! I SWEAR WHEN I ESCAPE YOU WILL WONT TO BE DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU! BUT THAT'S DOESN'T HELP YOU ANYWAY! BECOUSE I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER!>Shut up already! Or I going to make your mouth dissapear.>Don't touch me you fat monkey! mmhhm..mhhmm.mhhmm>Pricess, are you alright?>Well I am really in ad mood right now. That goood-for-nothing hero can't even save me properly. He has to make a deal with that fat witch-pig so she let me go. What a moron.>MhmhMmhhmmhMHh!!Then Markus come close to everyone and said>Alright kids, I think we need to cheer up Princess. How about fun and friendly competition TO THE DEATH?Then everything go black and group wake up in a center of familiar arena. Also everybody in his/her original form now.
>>326464Tell Markus to please go fuck himself
>>326464Oh great...Fight to the death, playing Dungeons and Dragons!
>>326464Take off your clothes in protest
>>326468who tells?
>>326523EVERYONE.
>>326468mature roll1 critical fail2-10 you piss him off11-12 Markus is cool
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>326581
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>326581
>>326583Markus revenge roll1-everybody are clowns now2-pies in the faces 3-a lot of banana peels on the floor 4-everybody are Charlie Chaplin now 5-everybody are mimes now6-here comes dat boi7-water ballon fall8-everybody looks like 20's cartoons9-Hostile jak-in-a-box appear!10 Bobble heads
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>326632
>>326242Hey, wanna take this outside, pal?
>>326637>>326583>>326468>go fuck yourself Markus!>oooh! Why so serious?Markus summon a classic wave of pies direct to the faces of everybody.>Ha ha ha ha! serve you right! you dirtymouth rascals! Let's me instroduce to your rival! Ta-daaaaa!Oh no! It's a very pissed Candy!This is it! the real final battle! are you willing to confront your waifu?!See you tomorrow. Goodnight
>best girl transformed back into a guy
>>326978Well at least she doesn't have the staff, I guess.
Man, the high hats are some serious dicks if they make the team fight the very criminal that swore revenge against them. Hopefully the true final bosses are the high hats, just to give them a taste of their own medicine
>>326978>we literally went back to square oneWowAnyway, curl up into a ball and cry.
>>327068Should try to convince Candy to work with us not against us, to turn against the top wizards. They even took away the bonds preventing her from casting magic.Together with her help, we may be able to prevail against them.
>>327070>>326978Rerollin
>>326978Convince Candy that we're on her side and that she can have her super special staff AND the high hats' if she works with us to defeat them.
>>327121We definitely should try to explain that we were trying to not betray her, it just backfired on us really hard when we tried to feign being helpful to the wizards.
I wonder if anyone remembers that the pirate was meant to have a split personality
>>327308Well she is in Lolita mode right now so if I recall correctly she's friendlier but is worse in battle. Did we ever find out how to trigger her different personalities?
>>326978I'm not used to regular MC and not incubus/succubus
>>327354I think there was supposed to be a roll every so often, don't remember
Starting today at 15:30 UTC, Magic Duel incoming
>>328684I see we are royally fucked.
>>326978>you backstabbing filthy worm! I know I shouldn't have trusted you! I spared your life! I gave you a second chance! I even gave you my golem and my bracelet! Even though you tried to eat me alive! Even though you ripped my sombrero! And the worse part is I seriously thought you could successfully get the staff for my!!!
>>328732>Hero"I'm not gonna explain myself. I fucked up. Now we're here. Sorry it never went the way we all wanted it to."Check our fight skills.
>>328732You also kidnapped an innocent princess and tried to kill us.
>>328732Explain how you all would have been killed by op wizard gods of you disobeyed them, try to convince her to team up. It seems either way one side would have tried to kill you
>>328747Roll d20 for Candy reaction1-critical fail2-6-she attacks you7-12-she is getting angrier13-19-she laughts at you20-success
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>328781
>>328747>>328784You say Candy that it's your fault and you ask her to forgive you.>Ahahaha! Forgive you?! You can't be serious! Ahahaha! After all this time you still can't act like a man! That form of demon-slut was suit you better. Ahahaha! Just fight me already and you will see how I will crush your bones one after another! Ahahaahahahaaaaaa!You in panic start checking your fight skills but everithing you can see is "girly punch" "kick in the nuts" "cry for help" "piss your pants".It seems Lil Devil feeling pretty well in this conflict situation.>Wow! She is so evil and beautiful! I like her already!>Are you serious?! She wants to kill us.>I know right. That is so SEXY!
>>329008Yeah okay fuck this, and fuck her, teleport spell back to our dimension.
>>329008Wizard MC:Cast "Living Room set" and sit down with her. Tell her that you think that this is a huge misunderstanding and that if her and STP MC talk about it, they might find that they can be friends again.Either way, we're not the ones who made the promise, so leave us and Roxy out of it.
>>329008Cast "Living Room set" and turn candy into furniture.
>>329008STP team turn? MC, after so many transformations, maybe some of their powers sticked to you. Check if you can stretch like a gum person, be quick like a pixie or spawn wings like an in/succubus.
>>329025>>329008reroll
>>329008cast wall " if i can't see you -> you can't see me
>>329060>you can't see meCast John Cena.
>>329025let's talk about it roll. d30+51-critical fail2-8- Candy attacks you9-12 The spell doesn't work as expected13-18- Candy gets angrier by that spell19-24- Candy doesn't seem willing to talk25-29- You have Candy attention30 Success
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>329080
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>329080
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>329080
>>329008>Wow! She is so evil and beautiful! I like her already!>Are you serious?! She wants to kill us.>I know right. That is so SEXY!Well I mean, he's not wrong.
>>329083>>329046>>329025Hero really wants to explain all this misuderstanding but don't have the courage.>Don't worry, let me cast a nice living room set that surely will help you to let the words flow.Various furnitures appear.>now make yourself comfortab...The furniture is alive!!!>What the fuck have you summoned?!>A...a "living" room, I guess...>have you told your wizard boyfriend to summon these freaks to fight me?!! Coward, grow some balls and fight me!
>>329230Say, "They're trying to kill us too! At least help a bit!" -HeroAs we kick that lamp shade in the groin.
>>329230STP MC:Use the experience you've gained as an incubus to throw a girly punch, that fails and causes you to trip in a cute way. Then look up at her with tears in your eyes saying "I didn't mean to betray you. I was just so scared of those wizard men. I didn't think they'd actually try to hurt you."Try to look as seductively feminine as possible. COME ON! YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE QUEST AS AN INCUBUS, USE SOME OF THAT EXPERIENCE FOR GOOD!
>>329230STP MC: Pull down your trousers and give her proof that you already have some balls
>>329237And by that, I mean try punching the furniture, not her.We're not trying to seem hostile.
