This is it, the final battle.>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princessCrossover threads (MDQvsSTP)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>330592Candy turns Hero back to normal>what am I doing? I know i'm gonna regret this... But I guess you actually managed to get the staff... I must have hit my head...Razzak already has enough.>You damn hippies! I'd been waiting for a fight for days and all I get is this awful Carebear's show off! I lost my patience! you are going to fight my most advanced student! Wolfhard Blumenfeld!
>>335294Make him a waifu.
>>335294STP MC, try to perform anti-magic and beat up Wolfhard.
>>335294>>335309Rolling for this
>>335309Yep, going for this as well.
>>335294He's allergic to tsun-plant's pollen, enough that his eyes water and his throat closes.
>>335294>>335309Rolling again for waifu transformation
>>335309Let's do the only thing we know how to do...
>>335294Train/enhance to turn into a real manly and awesome hero-sama.
>>335366Oh well let's go with this roll d121-critical fail2-4-he is not allergic5-10-he has an allergy but he still able to fight11-12-success
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>335383Here goes
>>335334>>335384Pot plant girl is throwing spores around her. I-it's not like she want to reproduce or something. B-baka! It seems dwarf alergic to this plant.>Aarghh! Tsundere plant! Snort! My only weakness! Ah-choo!Wolfhard quickly cast a rock fist to throw plant girl away from him.>Ah-choo! I maybe allergic butt I am still the best student! AH-CHOO!
>>335505Tell him only faggots have allergies, then stab him in in his swollen, red eyes.
>>335505Make short jokes until he gets sad and leaves.
>>335516Or maybe he'll just get angry, he seems like a man with a short fuse.
>>335516It's a tough guy, roll a d401 critical fail2-15 He get angrier (counterattack)16-29 He ignores your insults(counterattack)30-39 he is sad now (counterattack)40 success!
Rolled 12 (1d40)>>335573Welp
Rolled 10 (1d40)>>335573
Rolled 36 (1d40)>>335573That's a big dice.
>>335579Nobody make jokes about her size!how is gonna attack?1-he summon his war golem2-he summon a meteor strike3-he buff himself4-he shoot at you with her magic canon5-he cast a big explosion6-he summon magic weapons
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>335587
>>335587>her sizeThat's a woman?
>>335591Oh no!who is the target?!1-Hero2-Bro3-Roxxane4-Lola5-Candy6-Leslie7-Pot Plant girl8-Cornelia9-Bumble Joe10-he miss
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>335605
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>335605
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>335605
At last something interesting and no more nerd fetishes.
>>335633Can... can we sexualize the meteors?Or turn them into pillows?
>>335641More like turning them into kawaii desu lolis.
>>335516>>335579>>335591>>335607Both Mc's decided to make fun of Wolfhard's short size>Hahaha! look at him! I bet his head smells like his feet!>I'm trying to look at him, but he's so short that is actually a bit difficult!>A...are you making fun of a dwarf's size?! that's technically racism! I'm going to erase you from existence!Wolfhard summon a meteor but, Oh no! Cornelia is in the point of impact! You have to do something!
>>335713Turn the meteor into a giant pillow!
>>335713Cornelia runs to the Dwarf and hides in his pants. If it hits her, his groin isn't going to make it either, unless he cancels his spell.
>>335717Well I guess this should work roll d16+51-critical fail2-6-it didn't work7-8-what have you done?! it's a pillow meteor now!9-11-giant pillow falling down on the high speed!12-16-success
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>335733
Rolled 6 (1d16)>>335733
Rolled 3 (1d16)>>335733
Meanwhile>You don't have to set me free! J...just throw me in prison!
>>335785As a side note, have Lola sneak up on cowtits and seduce her once more.
>>335785Doesn't she know what happens in the women's prison showers?
>>335785She wouldn't go to prison, she'd get put out to pasture.Unless she ends up in a non-free range farm, where she spends all day getting milked and bred.But it'll probably be a free range farm.
>>335717>>335740>Cornelia! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!Our hero jumps on her and try to protect her from upcoming meteor.>I will save you Cornelia! I protect you with my body! Maybe this my last moment with so I want to say something that meant to say long time ago. I lo- *PUFF*Giant soft pillow fall on our couple. It so soft they almost didnt feel it.>Geez! What a drama queen this guy.Dwarf seem to recognize our wizard.>Hey! I remember you! You that Fail Wizard that everybody talking about. I se you get good with magic. Last time I sow you we were in the same War Magic class. Yeah! You tried to summon a War Golem but you can't. Then you try so hard that you failed and shit your pants! Ahaha! All class laugh at toy. We started to call you Shit-summoner! No no wait there was other name. Ah yes! Shitomancer! Ahahahahahaaa!>This little.... Argghh!
>>335858Tell him he was probably tuned on by it, since all midgets are into scatGet this guy real mad
>>335858Just have a dimensional warp swallow the Challenger whole.
>>335858Both of these.>>335863>>335864
>>335858Summon a shit war golem.
>>335858Using the power of Get magic, I say Fail Wizard dimension warp him into nothing.>inb4 off by 1
>>335858Wizbro, let's do it.TIME TO SUCK (at spellcasting) SO HARD HE STARTS SUCKING (at spellcasting) TOO
>>335888Well. I was off by 1 FUCKING POST.
>>335874>>335886>inb4 sexy shit war golem
>>335892also, to make you feels worse, trips gets means direct success
>>335896I know. I cast the spell perfectly, but I should have invested more in speed so it arrived sooner.
>>335874>>335886Shitomancer roll! d20+51-critical fail2-7 Small shit golem8-12 medium shit golem13-16 Big shit war golem17-19- Huge shit war golem20 Success
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>335905*insert salt*
>>335911Excuse me while I go die of dehydration due to salt.
>>335911>>335913Atleast you got a crit success
>>335911>This of all things gets a nat 20
>>335905Holy fuck, that backfired on the dwarf real fast.
>>335874>>335886>>335895>>335905>>335911Life is ohhh so sweeeet!!
>>335985Fuck you too.
>>336002but.. it was your roll...
>>336016>>335888OFF. BY. ONE.
>>336018My idea is great and you know it!It's full of bizarre and disgusting irony.
>>336018There, there. You're still a winner in my heart. (pats head gently)
>>336045Whatever. Shit Golem crush that fucker.By that fucker, I mean Devil.
>>336045Ruin his sinuses with the smell of shit.
>>336045Team Attack: Distraction by Cornelia, beams and cannonballs from Lil Devil and Lola, kick to the balls by STP Protag, and finish with a stomp from Shit Golem
>>336045ShitGolem, honey, show him just how shit you are by climbing up that dwarf's ass and assuming direct control.
>>336045Shit War Golem Tieeeeem.We gonna kick his ass till he shows some respect. I like:>>336051>>336052>>336054
>>335911>>335874>>335886>So, i'm a shitomancer, right? how about some shit golem summoning then?!Wizard bro summons a huge golem made of... poo...>awww shit!>indeed!Our protagonists doesn't know how to feel anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 [Embed]
>>336045ShitGolem blasts Dwarf with Giant Corn Kernals.
>>336060Nice shit golem btw.
>>336060Shit Golem, do what you do best.
>>336060Shit golem!Diarrhea attack! I picture it like a puke-like attack, but whatever.
>>336068>>336062Also, these can be mixed with foul results.
>>336060>Shit golem doesn't look like the Great Mighty Poo
>>336066And what exactly do you mean by that?
>>336077Shit over everyone and their hopes and dreams. Drown the entire Colosseum in shit.
>>336077trying >>336054 again
>>336066>>336079Oh well. We are really crossing the line on this one. roll d30+51-critical fail2-10-pls no shit anymore11-20-golem tries to shit on dwarf but he counterattacks21-28-well golem successfuly take a dump on dwarf29-30- OH NO!!!
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>336094Yes. We are.
>>336099Alrighty then. You should have a nickname related to shit now.
>>336120I am simply rolling with the bullshit. In the literal sense.
>>33609929!! OHHH YIIIIISSS!!!!!
>>336099>29>dubsHow can a post be so great, and yet so shit
I'm so proud of my shit golem idea by now.
>>336121He is the Shitomancer.
>>336099>>336079Oh no! What is Shit Golem is doing!?>Oh ow! I didn't say her to do that!>Well great we are all going to die in the huge pile of shit. You are really pull a stinky on this one brother.>I don't want to die like that!>There is no hope!*one moment later*>Oh wow! I can't belive we are really did it! We are almost give up! Roxane was so scared she kissed Lola so passionately. And Leslie told us her sad life story. Everybody was so united that we are maged to create flying island. And this stupid dwarf now choking on shit down there. Wow! That was a life changing experience I will never forget. What do you think about that brother Devil?>SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
>>336310Now that we're back on track...Is it possible to fly out of the arena on our floating landmass?
>>336310>Lola and RoxaneI'm okay with thisTell the dwarf to eat shit
>>336310Well ok then. I guess everything turned out alright. Time to skedaddle; try magic-ing a bridge to the side of the arena.
>>336310The ShitGolem rises up from the hole and goes up Markus' A-hole to assume direct control.
>>336310Teleport the hell out of here.
>>336310And they all lived happily ever after.
Also.. uh.. should we unsummon the shit-golem? Or are we going to let that thing travel the world spreading shit and foul odors?
>>3363171-9 nope10 yes!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>336348
>>336352>>336351>OFF>BY >ONE >TWICE
Wait, but we're leaving, but we didn't get the magic staff Candy wanted?Or I might have missed that.
>>336351>>336352Oh my god we were so close.
By the way. C Днeм Heзaвиcимocти, тoвapищи!That's all for me for today. I am going to sleep now. MarioGrant will finish this session. See ya tomorrow.
>>336363Not murrica enough.This is murrica.
>>336363good night you darn commie
>>336363>>336387God bless America.
>>336351>>336317>Are we making this island float with happy thoughts? Can wefly out of here?>that's retarded!>No devil bro! haapy thoughts, happy...The island starts to descend!>AAAAaaaaah! where are going to crash in shit! do something!
>>336471Aim for the High Hats. Smash them with the island of happy thoughts.
>>336471Cast a bubble around everyone to protect from the shitThen laugh as the audience and High hats get a shit tsunami on them
>>336471Turn into western cartoon parody slutty angels and FLY AWAY!
>>336471Gonna try again, because fuck those guys.
>>336471ShitGolem rises up and gently catches the island.
>>336478>rerolling after only 1 minuteI don't think you've read the rules.>>336480Turn into a bunch of Panty and Stocking versions of yourself (pic related)
>>336487>>336480Then fly away.A lot of this is me hoping that you've watched the best anime series of all time.
>>336487I wanna see this too. Really enjoy the art style.
>>336491>best anime series of all timeThat´s like being the smartest person in special ed
>>336499Bloody shame. Well, then you can take creative liberty with "slutty angels drawn in a western cartoon parody style".
>>336491> the best anime series of all time....I have so many things to say about that, but I'm just going to say "That's pretty subjective".
>>336513Indeed it is. I am glad to see that you understand how preferences work.
>>336477Slutty angel roll. d30 +5. we'll roll again to see what kind of transformation.1-critical fail2-8 you can't cast the spell at time9-14 the spell only affects yourself15-19 the spell affects 2 characters20-23the spell affects 3 characters24-26 the spell affects 4 characters27-28 the spell affects 5 characters29 the spells affects 6 characters30 success
Rolled 27 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>336518
Rolled 23 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>336518
>>336521Two rolls, two successesLooks like I'm on a roll
>>3365211 only grow wings2 +female3 +slutty
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>336544x
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>336544
>>336544>All female angelic choir of odditiesWew lad.Also,>Angelic Female Devil
>>336552We were so close!
>>336563Honestly, I just want to get on with leaving.
>>336593But, where will we go, dear friend? The High Hats will sodomize us to the ends of the Earth!
>>336600INTO THEIR ASSES TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL
>>336593Same it's not like the princess is gonna want to have anything to do with us after this anyways that's how these quests go. This also means however, that we might get with a better side character girl in the end.And Magic Bro pretty much saved them now that you think about it
>>336701Well, I am kind of invested in dumping her in the shit-lake below.
>>336701Isn't randomness of some actions and results the charm of these kind of quests?You move on and deal with the fact you summoned a massive shit golem and drowned your enemy in warm, brown and smelly wastes.
>>336734I wasn't complaining about randomness or anything like that? I was just pointing out how the quests usually end. This quest has been a fucking enjoyable ride from start finish. Back when I discovered Magic Duel I never thought this crossover would happen and here we are near the end.
>>336477>>336521>>336548>You couldn't just give us wings. You had to turn us into fucking girls again!>sorry, I can't think straight in situations like these>You can't think straight. That's all>You can turn me female, but no fucking way you gonna turn me into a fucking angel parody! I'm a devil!Ok, I go to bed now. See you tomorrow!
>>336753Thanks Pasta.I am really digging that Panty/Stocking combo. Good looks for them.
>>336753The two protagonists commence yuri
>>336768Go sit in the corner.
>>336820Too late, yuri is happening
>>336823Go sit in the corner.
>>336825Why is everyone so mad about this?
>>336835Because everytime we finally get the characters back to normal, 1 asshole has to get their fetishes satisfied.
>>336844>we finally get the characters back to normalThey just turned into winged girls
>>336835Because at this point, we just want to get out of the arena (although maybe not the game), and yuri's just going to continue delaying us from leaving the four insufferable wizard assholes and their royal brat.
>>336846That at least had the benefit of getting all of us out with the wings. Yours has zero benefits beyond satisfying your own fetish.
>>336898>>336898I don't even have a yuri fetish
>>336900>>336768Don't lie to us and least of all to yourself. Now shut up and stop posting. You're ruining it for everyone with your blatant fetish shitposting.
>>336904I'm actually telling the truth, but I'll stop posting anyway
My shit golem wasn't enough to stop this fetishfest ):
>>336936At least shitgolem had humor and context to what was going on.
>>336947Yeah... I'm a little bit sick of all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!Fuck that... there are enough webs for erotic roleplay already.
>>336952>all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!>all questsThat seems a bit exaggerated for what? 3 quests?
>>336967clearly we have /d/egenerate spies amongst our numbers. HUNT THEM DOWN!
>>336967It's not just 3, it's many. It's a conspiracy that almost all anons are in on just to make you not enjoy your quality quests.I'm part of that conspiracy. I hope it's sufficiently fucked with you; this is a multi-million dollar plan we're executing, afterall.
>>336952There have been dozens of quests that died within the 1st thread because of the scorpiongirl futa meme.
>>336988That was my doing.You're welcome.
>>336967huh? since /tg/ quests anons do that. They just LOVE to be the little girl.
>>336988Bah! New boards always get trolled. They will stop after a while.
>>336753I kinda feel bad for Leslie on one hand... but on the other hand she feels like part of the group now despite not wanting to be.I'm also assuming she was meant to be a one-off villain and not be dragged along into this?Also maybe put the character names near their dialogue because sometimes it's easy to tell who is speaking but sometimes it would just be nice.
>>336753>>337379This, and for the love of god, open an English dictionary for once in your life.
>>337392They're a Spaniard and a Russian respectively. Cut them a little slack there. They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.
>>337439>They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.Which only further proves how fucking lazy they are with the English language.
>>337468A while being like... 2 or 3 weeks. Not a lot of time to polish an entire second language 100%
>>337492Are you having a stroke?>>337507A lot of the shit they misspell can be fixed with one single thing: Spellcheck. Boom. Blew your mind.
>>337492what could have possibly compelled you to type that out.
>>337492Poo in loo
>>337520>>337525>>337791what did I miss?
Today session start at 15:00. Be ready for more weird shit. Maybe even literaly.
>>336753Yet again, the MC's are still the best girls.
>>338048Let the shit storm begin
We are experience some technical difficulties so we going to start a little later. Sorry.
>>338304No problem at all.
>>338304Waiting patiently, take your time.
a new challenger appears!>Hahahaha! say hello to my top student! Henny Bill! you gonna need something better than scatology to defeat him!
>>338356Demand that he perform sakkety yax for you immediately.
>>338358Well of course he can. You better ask yourself if you can keep up with him. Roll d301-critical fail2-12-wacky running from deadly spells13-26-wacky running from dangerous student27-30-wacky running of top student from crazy heroes
Rolled 3 (1d30)>>338381
Rolled 16 (1d30)>>338381
Rolled 10 (1d30)>>338381you bet we'll keep up with him
>>338382No more rolls for you, my friend. You spent all your luck yesterday.
>>338408Fine by me, I'm burnt out from the shitfest yesterday
>>338358>>338382Henny uses his magical sax to cast deadly spells to kill our heroes.Wizard: You just have to ask him to play this stupid music!StP MC: I didn't know he is going to kill us with it!Henny: Ow yes, ladies! I can kill you and play sweet music at the same time! Aren't I awesome?! Ahahahahaha!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>338622Summon the Princess and stuff her into his saxophone so he can't play with it anymore.
>>338622Do a shockmaster through a wall and get the heck outta there!
Summon a bunch of magical corp lawsuits to demand the opponent.Let's see how well a jester deals with that.
>>338622Devil, counter his cheesy fun music with edgy angst music.Start singing Sound of Silence while casting spells at him.
This is getting boring.
>>338622Lola plugs up the instrument with a cannonball
>>338636OH, YEAAHH! roll. +51-critical fail2-15 the walls are pretty solid, you know?16-29 the walls are sunken in shit, wizard summon a brick wall to try to go through it.30-success
Rolled 21 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>338678
>>338681can you go through it?!1-critical fail2-6Henny cast a spell before7- Only STP Mc goes trough the wall8- Only wizard goes through the wall9-both can but also Henny10-success
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>338695
>>338681>>338701>>338636StP MC: >He's gonna catch us! Quick! do something!Wizard: >Don't worry we can go safely through this wall i'm gonna summon and that stupid clown will crash with it!Henny:>Oh yes! I fucking love to play fronton!
>>338894Just summon a spider storm.
>>338894also, they are out of combat for a turn
>>338894Candice, realize we need a melee person on the team and turn STP MC into a Dex based candy swordsman. Emphasis on the man in swordsman.
>>338897Well I guess Roxane is going to cast it. roll d20+21-critical fail2-3-she can't cast it4-8-that's doesn't go as expected9-16-jester counter your spell17-20-success
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>338949
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>338949
>>339000I'm hoping it is instead something like she throws up a swarm of spiders or something instead.
>>339013With this quest she'll be a spider futa or something
>>339034I suppose that's more likely
Can we do something good and change everyone back to normal? This is stupid.
>>338897>>338957Roxane:>Hey, prick! How about fight someone of your size! Spider storm!Devil:>I don't think it's a good idea, sis. Oh well it's too late.Spider spell transform Roxane into some kind of Spider Woman.Roxane:>Am I some kind of superhero now? I really don't expect that.Henny:>The itsy-bitsy spider. Climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain. And washed the spider out! Ehehehehe!!!Devil: >Well I guess we are going to get sued. What the hell. EXCELSIOR!
>>339165Fuck it. Let's all become superheroes then.MAGICVENGERS, ASSEMBLE.
>>339165Where's the wizard?It's only fair now if he loses his sight and can still see...
>>339165I did not see this twist coming.
>>339165Cry how you couldn't save gwen
>>339165Beat him at a joke-off
>>339165SPT MC uses candy bracelet
>>3391651-cowgirl district him 2-roxy bound him3- devil kick him in the shitarena
>>339165Fail wizard summons friendly octopus. Tell him that we're now friends with our sister, but that the high hats don't properly understand how friendship works and their champions need to be educated thoroughly.NON-VIOLENT ALLY GAINED!I am sure he will do something useful.
>>339201Wait, wasn't it a squid?
>>339203I am pretty sure it was an octopus. If not, then it doesn't matter. It was the best character and I want to see them come back.
>>339211I'm sure if either of us cared all that much we'd just check the archive. Having a friendly octopus would certainly not be a bad thing.
>>339197first for Leslie1-Critical fail2-8 Leslie can't draw Henny attention9-14 Leslie distracts Henny in a dangeroues way.15-18 Henny cast a spell at Leslie but he is deistracted doing so19-20-success
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>339250
>>339256well. Roxxane will try to bound him anyway. +21-critical fail2-5 Roxanne bounds an ally6-17 Henny evades and counterattacks18-23 Henny evades24-29 Roxanne bounds his plane30-Success
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)>>339270
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)>>339270Whoops, messed up the dice (luckily too).Let's try that again (please be better this time).
>>339273>>339274What is this horror?
>>339273>>339274Looks like the gods of dice have pre-determined plan for us.Welcome to the "just fuck my shit up" dice corner.
Choose your poison1-Henny catch Roxy in a jar!2-Henny bounds Roxy in wrapping paper3-Henny cuts Roxy's web4-Giant rolled newspaper
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>339307
>>339308>>339273>>339256>>339197Leslie is having a hard time trying to stabilize her body and can't draw Henny attention. He is fully aware of Roxanne approaching to him and lock her up in a giant jar.
>>339408Wizard:Summon a very bad joke.It gets worser and worser with fail rolls.This means the harder we fail, the more he likes it!
>>339408Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightspiritand can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall
>>339408Use the spell of giggles to make him laugh until he is knocked unconscious from lack of breath.
btw is candygolem on our or she on Candys side?
>>339415reroll i guess?
>>339408Summon the friendship squid/octopus. Have it help you out, as a friend. Not only can it be a wonderful ally, but it likely has the perfect grip strength to open that jar.It'll serve as the mentor to these wizards about pacifism and friendship.
>>339448Candy is also on our side, so it doesn't matter
>>339408Hey, DevilBro. You know what one of the most terrifying things about modern air travel for clown-Americans today? The risk of being hijacked by fundamentalist mime terrorists. Summon some up.
>>339408Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightingspiritand can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall
>>339513First: Keep your fetishes out of here.Second, someone already got the right number:>>339496
>>339496This is the closer we have to a get, so...1 critical fail2-8 Henny counterattacks9-14 Devil bro can't summon mimes15-20 Devil bro turns into a mime21-26 Devil bro turns the Mc into mimes27-29 devil bro summons the mimes30-Success
>>339524Yeah, but I boned up the retry thing by about 31 seconds. So it's a no go.
Rolled 3 (1d30)>>339529
Rolled 8 (1d30)>>339529I know >>339538's is the result, but I'm rolling out of disappointment of him.
>>339547Well, serves me right, I guess.
>>339538>>339547welp. At some point, our luck had to turn to shit,
>>339538Oh fuck1-Gevil bro goes to shit2-Henny turns Devil bro into a jack in a box3-Henny summons a giant syphon4-henny summons a boxing glove
>>339571I say we cast a spell to turn his ass inside out. Can we turn Henny's ass inside out please? This fucking prankster is getting too big for his britches.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>339574...welp.
>>339582and the shit reigns again!!!
Rolled 1 (1d30)Hey guys. Check this out.Gotta love our luck today.
>>339608life is hard and then you die
>>339608ok, we gonna need a break after next pic...
>>339574Nobody cleaned the pool of shit from before, right? so he might, literally, go to shit.
>>339608One of those days I guess.
>>339538>>339582>>339496>>339479>Hey Retard! how about some multicultural enrichment? Let's see if you can deal with these fundamentalist mime ter...>You are too boring, go to read the newspaper!That's all for today, tomorrow we'll try to start a bit earlier to compensate. Goodnight shit swimmers
>>339678Did she died
>>339678Clearly, we need to give her new angel wings in the next turn
Today's session starts at 14:00 UTCnow with more quality kisses!
>>340844>now neither of us will be virgins
>>339678>AAAAAAAH!!! why don't you flush the toilet already?!!!
>>340896Just admit you want those angel wings, why don't you?
>>340896flush the toilet
>>340896Don't flush the toilet to spite him.
>>340916I you have to be so mean to him? roll d61-critical fail2-toilet is flushed3-devil is find a way to fly4-okay okay he have angel wing now5-he didn't fall on shit6-whatever man. he fall on shit alright.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>340921
>>340916>>340923Suddenly Wizard Janitor appears. He flushed all this shit from arena. Then he start cleaning floor from dirt. In the meantime Devil successfully lands on the arena.Devil:>Well that's gone better than I expected.
>>340964use your pointer powers to copy paste a dozen devils to help you in your fight
>>340966photoshop wizard roll1-critical fail2-5 Markus stops you6-9 Devil makes a copy of herself10-12 devil makes 2 copies13-15- 3 copies16-18- 4 copies19-21- 5 copies22-23- 6 copies24-25- 7 copies26-27- 8 copies28- 9 copies29- 10 copies30- success
Rolled 13 (1d30)>>340991
Rolled 16 (1d30)>>340991
Rolled 11 (1d30)>>340991
>>340993>>340966>hey! I can copy myself! The more the merrier! Now I can take dow that clown more easily!
>>341122Now take down that clown.
>>341122Fuse with the new copies to become larger and more powerful.
>>341122Why is the last one missing the lipstick? Doesn't matter, let's try and have the devil hit henny.
>>341135small alterations to differentiate them.
>>341125>>341122Did I stutter?
>>341142Ah, I see the other differences now, cool.
>>341125>>341147All right it's time to waste this jester. roll d61-critical fail2-just take him down3-a win but at what cost4-battle in the sky5-power puff devils go!6-four Devils. Four times destruction!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>341176
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>341176
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>341176Ha... haha.
>>341125>>341182>A ONE?! Really?! A one?! From all these numbers you have to roll A ONE?! You know what?! I ain't doing shit! You go and mess with other characters with your shitty rolls! I am going to make my own plan to finish this quest! With my own team... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THREE DOING?! I am not created you for this! Argh! I should have used licenced version of Photoshop.
>>341256STP MC gets HENNY in a full nelsonCandy supercharges Lola's cannon with candy magicLola FINALLY shoots Henny with her cannon!
>>341267>lola finally shoots her gunwoah
>>341267trying a combine attack again roll.first for mc1 critical fail2-10 that is a big chance for Henny to attack you11-16 Mc lands into Henny's plane17-21 Struggle!22-27 Henny cast some spell but MC manages to grip him28-30 Success!
Rolled 21 (1d30)>>341297
>>341302Henny can't counterattack!now, roll for candy1-critical fail2-3 charged with gummy bear beam4-5 charged with liquorice vines6-7 charged with bubblegum blast8-9 Charged with jawbreaker strike!10 Overpower!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>341318welp
>>341326Candy magic is over powered, they were right to fear us.
>>341326Shot Dolores! shotC'mon you only need a 4 to not fuck up!Shoot Dolores! shoot +1 (+1 Dolores battle bonus)1-critical fail2-3-4- They are struggling, Dolores hits MC5 Dolores Miss6-7-8 Dolores hits the plane9-10-11 Dolores hits Henny12 BOOM HEAD SHOT!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>341352
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d12 + 1)>>341352
>>341355>11>not +1You forgot the +1 because you're an idiot, but don't worry, we understand that's a 12.So good job. You fucked up literally the most simple thing ever, but still got the best roll. You should be proud; just don't be too proud.
>>341355>>341326>>341302>>341267MC jumps out of the wall and surprises Henny who has no time to counterattack.StP MC:>I'm getting tired of all this bullshit! Lola Shoot at him!!!Candy:>Wait! I can charge your weapon with candy magic!Dolores:>Sweet, I wanted to use this gun for so long!The Handcannon is now the Candycannon!Dolores:> Hasta la vista, payaso!Henny isn't going to need his hat anymore. His plane crashes with a big explosion.Well, that was epic.
>>341729"That fight was a joke, too bad it fell flat."
>>341729Fail Wizard casts an ultimate summoning spell to summon the darkest most reviled god known to man into this world; using Henny's corpse as sacrifice material.The High Hats likely will be pissed with that.
>>341729Leslie sets her milkguns' pressure to "power-wash" and waits for the next challenger.
>>341737In a second when you finish your stupid pun there is already new challenger. It's Sessile's top student.>I see you kids need to learn some respect. Well I can teach you that. My name is Bernadette Dominowski but you can call me Mistress. And little deformed man underneath me is my favourite slave. I call him "It". And It will destroy you.>Mhmrrmhrrrmmhmghhr!!
>>341915Kill it with fire! Oh, and the slave too I guess.
>>341915Remove It's mask
>>341915Have little devil show her and it what true sadism
>>341927That's an action for Wziard bro. +51-critical fail2-18 Bernadette counterattacks19-26 Bernadette modifies MC's spell27-34 the slave protects bernadette35-39 Wizard burns both of them40-success
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>341973
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>341973
>>3419751- Here comes the tentacles2- torture attack!3- some spanking4- gag balled
>>341975Looks like wizard MC still cannot into fire magic.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>341994
>>342000>>341975>>341927Wizard Bro prepares one of his infamous fire spellsBenardette>Did you really gonna try to take me down with such a basic spell? If you really want hot spells take a taste of this one!Looks like things are going to get kinky. I don't have time for another pic today. See you tomorrow! good night wax lovers
>>342363Summon tentacle friendly octopus.
>>342363Summon Stephen King to save the day.
>>342363>Hot waxTurns out the wax is also magic and causes swelling of the ass.
>>342363inb4 Slave rapes everyone
>>342397Is it time for Stephen "the Get" King already? http://imgur.com/BSgwfo6
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>342592Haha, that was probably the best roll I've ever had.also, this 2 says get time is now
>>342652lets not jinx ourselves.
>>342662>>342652>>342592>3 twos in a row. is this a sign?
>>342668>three twos in a row>2+2+2=6>668 is a get>2-8=6 666 get confirmed king is satan
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>342728King is not Satan, King is God.
>>342518cough this cough
>>342794>TFW just realized that was the last one of the dayWhoops. I feel dumb now.
>>342363I like where this is going. I feel like this is going to be my favorite top student
>>342363this is so hilariously accurate with the style goddamn
>>343626I know, right? He even chose the right one for the BDSM stuff.
Today we start at 15:00 UTC. Prepare your anuses
>>342363>A puny fire spell?! what a disappointment! I thought you was more interesting than that!
>>344058Have Lola fire some candy cannonballs at Mr. Slav- I mean "It"'s ass.
>>344058Summon some sort of lewd as fuck monster to fight it, or at the very least distract it, so that we can free our friends.
>>344058Bumble Joe and Cornelia free Roxy and Wizard
>>344066Save roll. Roll d201-critical fail2-7-Benardette stop you8-12-you save Roxane13-17-you save Wizard18-20-success
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>344083
>>344087Fuckin 'ell, that was great
>>344087Starting off today on the right foot. how long until it all comes crashing down?
>>344119About 5-10 minutes.
>>344066>>344087While Bernadette not paying attention Cornelia helps Roxane open a jar and Joe gnaw through ropes and free Wizard. Nice job, little fellas!
>>344145One of the magic peeps, turn StP MC into a male swordsman.
>>344145Roxy transforms STP MC into a burly luchador to fight IT
>>344145Immobilize Bernadette with huge tit magic.
>>344145Candy, Cornelia could use some of that sweet candy magic.
>>344157That's more like wizard bro. +51 critical fail2-12 Bernadette counter attacks13-20 Bernadette redirects the spell21-28 Bernadette absorb the spell29-35 "it" protects Bernadette36-39 you make her boobs bigger40-success
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>344183
>>344185I'll take it.
>>344185I will too.
>>344183>>344185Now that's more like it. Wizard MC is better with lewd and transformation magic than she is with EXTREMELY BASIC magic like a fire spell
>>344287Obviously wizard needs to start throwing lewd fireballs
>>344157>>344185Wizard Bro>Let's see if you can deal with your new bust size!Wizard's spell makes Bernadette's boobs bigger, but not enough to immobilize her. Bernadette>Not bad, not bad, But you gonna need something better than this.
>>344415Sneak up on her and kick her in the back while she is distracted
>>344415Same spell again then
what's this? surely not lewd http://imgur.com/WjQpxWK
>>344415>something better than thisGive her another set of boobs.
>>344437Wow. I bet you use only one cell of your brain to come up with this. Roll d40+51-critical fail2-8-you fucked up the spell9-17-IT HATES WHEN SOMEBODY TRY TO CHANGE MISTRESS18-27-Bernadette counters your spell28-39-you know I like asses more40-ehhh fine bigger boobs
Rolled 23 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>344485
>>344490YEAH, THATS THE STUFF!
>>344485>I bet you use only one cell of your brainWe both know it wasn't his brain he was using
>>344437>>344490Wizard casts ass expansion spell.Bernadette:>Oh! You are naughty boy! Oww yes! You really likes big butts, don't you? Mmmmm. I will give so much butt you can't handle it.She sits on Wizard. Her butt so big Wizard can't move anymore.>Oh yes! You are such a good chair! I feel so comfortable sitting on you! Mmmmm yes! I bet you enjoy this as much as I do? Hahahaha!
>>344869Roxy swoops in while she's distracted and ties her up in her web like a criminal. She then turns around towards the "camera" and tells the kids that doing crime isn't cool and to stay away from drugs, in the most 90's way possible.
>>344843One of the magic users turn StP MC into a dual-wielding male swordsman!
>>344869Roxy ties up the Slave, who does nothing because he is used to it.
>>344869She's enjoying too much being sexy. Turn her into a loli!
>>344869>69Nope! No no no no no! No! Dolores, kill a bitch!
>>344892I'm not one of the artists
>>344869Candy turns her into a gingerbread woman, but she maintains her proportions. however she is now edible.
>>344869Spider Roxxie uses web magic to stick It to the floor.
>>344926It was a very bad misclick.
>>344869Bumble Joe hides in her boobs and Cornelia hides in her ass.
>>344927Lets try Candy magic roll.1-Critical fail2-11 Benardette counterattacks12-18-Bernadette corrupts and redirects Candy's spell19-25- "IT" counterattacks26-30 Bernadettes redirects the spell31-34 "it" protects Bernadette35-39 The spell is effective but "It" is angry40 Success
Rolled 11 (1d40)>>344978
Rolled 7 (1d40)>>344978
>>344987>>344927Candy>I'm sick of all this lewd stuff! Be prepare for my candy magic!Bernadette>Candy magic? Don't make me laugh! That's one of the lesser kinds of magic!Candy>why you...!Candy prepared a Gingerbread spellBernadette>You know? the best part of something so pure as an angel is the pleasure of corrupt it!!!
>>345373Bernadette summons a chariot and harnesses Candy in front of it.
>>345373oh jeezmaybe roxy can shoot web at Bernadette to restrict her magic casting abilities?
>>345373Roxanne uses her spider powers to kick the shit out of Bernadette eight times
>>345373Bumble Joe, go to Fet-Life and tank her reputation by saying she isn't following the BDSM guild's rule of SSC, Safe, Sane, Consentual.
>>345426AH SHEEIT! Nothing worse than being blacklisted as a sadist for being a creep.
>>345407Spider-Roxy attacks! roll d40+21-critical fail2-8-Bernadette counterattacks9-17-It counters you attack18-27-It protects his Mistress28-37-you hit Bernadette but It gets angry38-40-success
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>345515
Rolled 25 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>345515
>>345521you're joking dude.
>>345521embrace the lewd
>>345554I'm ready, boss.
>>345554She should start combining them into a nice chariot. But that's just my fetish.
>>345521welp, I'm not rolling again for the rest of the quest>>345576I'd figure more of a shibari thing, what with the web and all
>>345407>>345521Oh no! Bernadette uses her spell to tie Roxane with her own web!Bernadette:>It seems little spider choose a prey bigger than she can eat. Ahahahahaha! If you like web so much why don't you hang in it for a while? Ahuhuhuhu!
>>345866STP MC: Use the knowledge you have gained over your adventure of changing form, gender, and sexuality to disarm and defeat It
>>345866Devil finally gets off her ass and uses his photo edit powers to paste a fluffy bunny over Bernadette.
>>345866Everyone who can dogpiles her. Wizards don't do well against melee combat.
>>345866Corndogs, go lick her like MC did to you, Its gotta be her weakness!
>>345866Retrying >>345426 again
>>345866cannonball time ... lola to the rescue
>>345866Use a draining spell to drain her boobs and ass into yourself and leave her completely flat and unsexy, that will teach her to not think she's the hottest thing ever
>>345907who does that action and what a corndog has to do here?
>>345907>>345955I think he means Cornelia.Cause nobody else has ever been licked.Who... lacks a tongue.
>>345961She can do it just believe in her
>>345907Don't bring Cornelia to dangeorous fights roll1-critical fail2-15 big chance to counterattack16-22 Cornelia doesn't have a mouth, you moron! Benardette attacks someone.23-30 Cornelia flies to Bernadette but "It" catches her31-37 Fool! that only makes her hornier!38-39 She gropes Benardette and got distracted40-Success
Rolled 2 (1d40)>>346032
Rolled 3 (1d40)>>346032Rolling for disaster
Rolled 9 (1d40)>>3460324 get
>>346045at least its not one!
Rolled 19 (1d40)>>346045>>346046>>346049Idiots, this is how you roll
>>344869>>345866>>346045I've come back to the best part of the fight! This is the kind of roll fails I like to see, boys! More o' dat Bernadette booty plz.
I think we need to take out It before we can actually hurt Bernadette, her counter range is too large otherwiseAlso we need to stop rolling shit, but I'm not looking for miracles
>>346179Cast a spell to make the inside of It's mask smell like old hotdogs and farts while simultaneously getting rid of the zipper? Also>stop rolling shitBut, anon. :(
>>346045>>345907C'mon Cornelia you can do it! You can...! Forget it...Bernadette>You surely make a good new toy, mmmmmh!
>>346405Bumble Joe, bite her ankles.
>>346405despairBut also an erection
>>346405STP MC: tear out It's heart!
>>346405>>345426I'm going to damn well get this Fet-Life slander shit up here, goddamn it.
>>346437Maximum rage! roll d401-critical fail2-8-oh come on! more fetish spells?!9-16-you get smashed by It17-26-It takes a hit. And he likes when you punch him27-35-you actually make some damage36-40-success?
Rolled 37 (1d40)>>346469
>>346469m-more fetish spells?
Rolled 13 (1d40)>>346469
Rolled 10 (1d40)>>346469Dice gods, don't fail me again
>>346479So.. are we going to pull it out of her ass or something?What does this mean?
>>346534It means no more senseless lewd, scum.
>>346580>hating lewdI'm not your friend, pal.
>>346580>another person fed up with the magic realms shitGood on you, bub. I'm glad there's at least one other person who feels the same way.
>>346479This just means It is dead.I would assume.
>>346580>>346588>magic realmIt's all in good fun, fella. It's also not senseless in this part of the battle anyway, this mage specializes in lewd magics. Embrace a little lewd in your quest, it builds character. Besides, it's not like you have a choice!
>>346642>embrace a little lewd in your questWe had a SHIT TON of lewd already. You'd be blind to not notice any of it.
>>346654>>346588>>346580Getting mad at lewds in these quests is like getting mad at dragons in a fantasy book. You're getting mad at the unavoidable and inevitable is what I'm saying.What I'm also saying is that your guys are funless cucks.
>>346664I made that one post complaining about lewdz.Are you sure that you're not the one getting mad because not everyone wants lewdz 24/7?
>>346654The quest has a variety of themes, lewd being one of them. I don't know what to say other than that it's just another part of the adventure, and one of the major underlying themes. Also, it never ceases to be fun, even when our rolls are terrible. Good art, good quality, good times.
>>346681I just included you because you were part of the opposition, which is a dick move I guess. I don't appreciate that "no u" argument tho.
>>346691Underlying would mean it's subtly there and though it can be easy to spot does not mean it's one of the main focus points.You guys are making it a focus point by making 19/20 of the suggestions lewd.I would just like it if at least our MCs stayed guys.>>346693Well, hey, if we can both agree that we made dick moves we can move on, right?
>>346725I'm fine with moving on, but let me say this We are fighting a dominatix and one of our party members is wearing nothing but pastieslewd is to be expected
>>346742I know, and as I have just stated, I would just like it if at least our MCs stayed guys.We can sexualize the guys as much as we want, turn them into qt3.14 traps with big packages for all I cared, as long as they were guys.Just my own agenda and you shouldn't be trying to put me down for pushing it if everyone else is pushing their own agenda as well.
>>346763OhOk whatever.I thought you were being no fun, but you just want some dicks in the action. Totally fine with that.'s all good
>>346437>>346479STP MC uses all her rage to tear out slave's heart. And she actually did it!>Was getting killed part of your plan, big guy?Well we actually achieve something today. We are killed this slave guy. You can be 100% sure. Yup he is totaly dead. Wasted. No threat at all... Yup... See ya tomorrow!
>>346725My apologies, I meant that it was a fundamental theme, not underlying. I was thinking of 'underlying' as a core structure element, I goofed my english. I personally don't mind whatever direction it goes in. I mean, yeah, I think most anon suggestions are pretty lacking in creativity, but it's 4chan, what can you expect? As lewd is a fundamental theme for this quest, traps and being the little girl is a fundamental theme of 4chan.I'll only occasionally insert my butt fetishes in a non-forceful way.
>>346797Holy shit! She packs a lot of power in her arms. Becoming an angel did wonders for her physical abilities
>>346802And StP MC will become a boy that's good at melee. I swear it!We need a more melee centered character, even if half of the quest is called Magic Duel.
>>346797It just wont quit! If we take off his mask, will he die?
>>346822Dubs confirms. I want StP MC redeemed as well, especially after how mean the High Hats were to him.
>>346797Wizard bro. Escape the ass and desexualize everything, denying the lewd wizard her power.
>>346841Or alternatively we can lewd up things so hard that she explodes of lewd overdose
Magic Duel vs Save the Princess quest in a nutshell :^)
>>346852I'll go for overcharging Cornelia to pleasure her so well, she'll never be able to get off on anything ever again.
>>346871Replace Whizzard with Shitomancer.
>>346915Man, you had god-like luck for those shit related rolls
>>346938I am aware.
How many third worlders do we have in here? I noticed a distinct drop in quality after marathoning the archived threads so it's either Punjab tier "people" or teenagers.
Today start wil be around 15:00-16:00 UTC. Be ready for some more sweet pain.
>>347742Not sure, I've been here since the beginning.There's definitely more factors than just "the demographic of players changed."
>>347742Proud Texan reporting.
Oh no! It seems this slave is some kind of zombie. It will take some more than tear his heart out. Yuck! He has face on his heart! And it talks!It's heart: It like the pain. It want more. It will keep you alive to play with. For now. Hrlghhghh...It: Mhmmrmmhghmm!
>>348237STP MC: Eat It's Heart, gain It's power!
>>348237Can Devil finally get off her ass and save everyone?
>>348237Rip out his heart's heart!
>>348237cow girl use bodyslam
>>348247Ripception roll.1-critical fail2-5 It plays with you6-12 Bernadette punish you13-19 you managed to get freed from it grip20-25 you punch the heart26-29 you punch the heart out of It's hand.30-success
Rolled 7 (1d30)>>348269
Rolled 17 (1d30)>>348269
Yeah, this is becoming really railroad-y, if even that.
>>347742Third worlder reporting here. Was in STP thread since the beginning and joined MD after Mario mentioned that it was cool stuff, somewhere near the end of the first thread of MD
>>348274Bernadette:>Did you broke my toy?That's not fair, I have been very careful with your toy. I Heard you two are too attached. I think you two should not be separated!
>>348543Change the golem into a living battle suit.
>>348543Lil' Devil and clones?: Try to keep Bernadette from casting any more with a barrage of fireballsLola: Shoot off It's arm to free STP MCBumble Joe: Gnaw through Roxy's websLeslie: Get Candy out of that suit
>>348543All of this lusty shit has caused Wizard MC to go overboard with his own lust. He quick casts "Private curtain" and pushes the opponent down and has his way with her as violently as possible, showing her how it feels to be the Masochist.
>>348543Lesli free Roxy and prepare for a team attack
>>348543Cast invisible mime cube on Bernadette.
>>348554re rolling this
In this context, nipples aren't lewd anymore.http://imgur.com/MLv296Q
>>348554>>348577LUST OVERDOSE! roll d40+51-critical fail2-7-her ass is too strong8-17-this lust only makes you slave of Bernadette18-29-you have sex with Bernadette30-40-Success!
Rolled 25 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>348606
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>348606
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>348606-5 get.
>>348610>>348611(the literal same second)Holy shit. Thank god yours came first.
>>348610YEAH BABY>>348611THE LITERAL SAME SECOND
I actually wanted to fail though.
>>348622Well fuck you, I'm glad you didn't.Time for Wizard Bro's overwhelming horniness to shine once again.Funny thing is, it's in the same arena as before. We've gone full circle.
>>348606>>348610Oh boy, revenge for having her ass tortured with candle wax
You didn't see anything
>>349048i saw it for a second, but i dont know what i saw.
>>348554>>348610You had enough! It's time to put your lust in good use. You use all your striengh to free yourself from Bernadette's huge butt. And you cast "Private curtain" to change situation. Now the tables are turned and you dominate Bernadette. Wizard: Oh yeah, bitch! You are going to the Pain Town!But it seem her slave doesn't like it. He is angry now!
>>349104Use Bernadette as a warhorse to charge the slave
Let's pretend nothing happened *wink wink* http://imgur.com/Adkh4Ee
>>349104Remove Dat mask!
>>349113Warhorse roll. +51-critical fail2-7 Bernadette breaks free8-15 It throws Stp Mc to Wizard16-22 Bernadette struggles23-29 Bernadette's its to big for a good warhorse30-36 Bernadette charges It and everybody falls37-39 Bernadette makes It fall.40 success!
Rolled 37 (1d40)>>349205Well, we're all boned anyway...
>>349104Damn, i wanted hardcore lesbian s&m. I guess this is fine too
>>349219>>349146>>349113Wizard:>Your butt is too fat for a good warhorse but I can fix that! Wizard Bro uses his magic to make turn Benardette in an adequate form to ram to It.Wizard Bro:>Brace for impact!!!Bernatte crash with It and StP MC is freedWizard bro rides Bernadette and ram into It
>>349814Wizard: Create a set of butt/boob expanding paddles and pass them out.Everyone else: Spank the shit out of Bernadette's ass. Hopefully, that will be enough to smother IT and the High Hats.Anyone who didn't get a paddle: Expand Bernadette by other means. Candy, use magic. Leslie, give her some milk.
>>349814Use your heart-ripping powers to rip out Bernadette's heart.
Getting cucked out of enjoying your rare fetish is the worst feel.
>>349826Erm.Okay. Roll d40+51-critial fail2-8-It smashes Wizard9-16-It catches Wizard17-22-You give paddles to other characters that can move (STP MC, Joe, Leslie, Devil)23-29- +They spank Bernadette's ass30-34- +Leslie give Bernadette some milk34-38- +Candy uses her magic38-40-success
Rolled 36 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>350141
Rolled 31 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>350141gogogo
Rolled 1 (1d40)>>350141
>>350153YAS>>350155JESUS AT LEAST I DIDN'T ROLL FIRST!
>>350153>>350155Looks like I rolled just in time
>>350153I love you.I want to have your neckbeard babies.
did you realise that Bernadette is a horse now? did you really want to see that?
>>350201blame the /d/egnerates who infest this quest.
>>350201Yeah, sounds like a night-mare.>>350170But anon, I just shaved.
>>350201Well, you started it with the bestiality.
>>349826>>350201This may be the funniest thing I've seen all day
>>350201Didn't realize she was still a horse, but honestly, fuck it.This is the first time one of my suggestions ever succeeded so well... (sob)Worst case scenario, we could just change her back into a dark elf later.
>Get back from Doctor's Office>All thatAlright then.I am glad I'm just the Shitomancer and not the Fat Horse Wizard.
>>350249I knew it was a premade reply.
>>350266Is that wrong? I'm sorry about that, man, didn't think it mattered too much.
>>350340it's ok. but you can end spanking a horse's ass if you don't take care.
Also:as of >>349814is Lil' Devil a dude again?Are his clones?
>>350359Nothing wrong with spanking a horse's assThough it's strange for a horse to own a donkey
if we pull it's mask off will it die?
>>350794MASKED WRESTLING LUCHADOR!
>>350794It would be extremely painful
>>350854It's a big slave.
>>350954Was Baneposting part of your plan?
>>351006No not really. It just sort of happened
>>351016Well, the plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my baneposters, and Mariogrant here but only one of you!
>>349826>>350153This is horrible. Why you let me draw this?! I don't even want to describe all this. Just watch it yourself. This is cancer. http://imgur.com/gAQBNqq
>>351078YOU ARE QM. YOU HAVE POWER OF RAILROADING
>>351078I regret nothingMake a fire and have yourselves some horse steak
>>351093YOU DISGUST ME.
>>351078I'M SORRYI'M REALLY SORRYI DIDNT REALIZE SHE WAS A HORSE AT THE TIMEBUT I'M STILL FUCKING DYING FROM THISFORGIVE ME AND WHAT I HATH WROGHT
>>351078Surprised that wasn't last post.Strike the finishing blow, a dildo sword through her brain.-STP Hero
>>351078Bravo, magnificient. Now absorb all her feminity and turn her into a little dark elf boy or whatever she used to be before.
>>351078Holy kek OP. You seriously went through with this. I'm so proud of you.Revert her back to human form, but in bondage so that she can't attack us.
>>351100I disgust myself too, but it was worth it.
>>351106what sword? cornelia?
>>351133Yes, Candy magic to extend her into a proper blade (after removing her from yourself of course) and then finish it.
>>351078Can we get the reaction from the High Hats over what they just saw?
>>351149I hope it's too /d/ for that one wizard's taste
>>351144okay that make three rolls, remember, Candy is still blindfolded and handcuffed Candy1-Critical fail2-3 Candy fucks up the spell4-6 Candy misses5-8 Candy turns Cornelia back to normal9-10 Candy makes Cornelia-dildo bigger11-12 SuccessAlso, Bernadette tries to turn herself back to normal1-She back to normal2-4 She back to her previous humanoid form5-8 She is a centaur now9-10 She reverts the last expansions11-12 She can back to normal, but It is protecting her now.13 She is still trying to figure how to back to normal.
>>351149Must be done
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>351264
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>351264
Rolled 4 (1d13)>>351264
>>351283fuck, the 5 and 6 are inverted, that means cornelia back to normal, it's something
>>351283>>351299Stp Mc maybe doesn't have a sword but he has Cornelia... and the swelling paddle1-Critical Fail2-7 It stops you8-12 Bernadette tries to run13-17 spank dat ass18-22 spank boobs23-27 spank both28-29 spank... head?30 success
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d30 + 5)>>351362
Rolled 27 (1d30)>>351362
>>351365OH YES. THIS IS MYFUCKINGFETISH
>>351365ok. but without the +5
>>351362>>351365>spank... head?...Is there something we should know about, Bernadette?
>>351382Shit, thought it was Wizard that I was rolling for.Ah, well. At least >>351374 still happened
>>351383the original get was pierce her brain with a sword, but we didn't achieve swordman status, so that was the closest to barin piercing with our current tools
>>351382WHEN WILL THIS BORDERLINE /D/ QUEST END!?
>>351416I tried, Anon. By making it barely lewd.And we failed.
>>351149Well other wizards slightly disgusted as usual. But Sessile really enjoying this. I mean his top student transformed into horse and get spanked. And he touch himself way too much for this situation. >>351416It's not /d/ anymore. It's /trash/ now.
>>351403Ah, OK. That explains a bit.Thought for a moment that Bernadette's fish taco got switched out for a premium bratwurst.
>>351434/trash/ >everywhere I look in this quest
>>351453That was such an hilarious and random show.
>>351434Ask if they're not entertained, isn't this what they ask for?
>>351434As a resident of /trash/ (unironically), this isn't nearly /trash/ enough.Fat-assed horses is close though. Just add some fat plant titties and we're good to go.
I want to be a meme.
>>351676Goodbad, Russia is a meme country. So by extension, you are a Meme.Everything is meme, comrade.
>>351676For me, you will always be a qt glasses wearing loli who plays in her GBA
>>351365>>351283>>351106Candy:>MMMMPPPPH! MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMH! (where are you?! help me!!! I can't see!)StP MC>Great Candy! you turn back Cornelia to normal!Candy>MMMMMPH! MMMPH MPPH! ( Idid what?! help me already!)StP MC>Yeah Cornelia, You will be always deep inside of m... my heartMeanwhile Bernadette manages to get back to her human form but with the lasts modifications.StP MC>I havn't finished with you yet!Welp, That's a sexy cliffhanger, the result tomorrow! See you. Good night!
>>351859See you too tomorrow.What time is it there, holy shit.
>>351876fuuuck! it's 05:00! i didn't realise! That's it, I'm drawing big ass horses at 5:00, I totally have lost control of my life. thanks god i don't work tomorrow
>>351891>5 in the morning>An allnighterOOH MY.
>>351891Be honest. You never thought your life would involve horse asses, did you?
>>351891This is why we love you guys.
>>351891Hey at least we havent gotten into dragons fucking automobiles or unbirthing.
>>335259Hey this quest looks well drawn. >first get decides what happen nextok, it gotta be cancer. lets see where it goes... >>351078Horsefuckery. Please be purged you heretic.
Starting at 15:00 UTCHave another pic of Bernadette as a horse.
>>351859Bernadette>Ok, I like this kind on stuff but I think you are going to far!StP MC>Never is thick enough, you bitchBernadette>IT! I need some help here!!StP MC>That's no real thick...!It>Mmmmmph! mmmmph!It's Heart>Leave mistress alone!!!!http://imgur.com/f4sCjc6
>>352740Ooh my~Wizard Bro, lollify It.
>>352740Let IT have some fun too! He won't complain as much if his face is a seat for Bernadette. Hell, give him a paddle too so he can enjoy the jiggly mass.
>>352747This is going to be weird. roll d40+51-critical fail2-7-Bernadette counters your spell8-14-It punches you hard15-20-It young now21-30-It woman now31-40-success
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>352761
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>352761
Rolled 1 (1d40)>>352761Ow. just end this lewdagedon already
>>352753>>352747go back to /trash/ please.
>>352763>>352766>>352770Wow, we are rolling shit right now
>>352785>that nameAnyway, best get them out of the way with something trivial like this.
>>352781We're fighting a fucking lewd wizard and their sub.The QM put that in, not us, do you honestly believe that lewd isn't welcome here?
>>352789It's ironic hate. I don't even know if you knew that and are just causing a ironic hate fractal, of if you really are a pleb.
>>352781First off, no.Second, my idea would have at least kept IT preoccupied enough for someone else to do something without getting punched, and possibly given the lewd crowd something as well.Third, just enjoy the insanity for a bit, man.
>>352807At least, I think it's ironic hate? Fuck, this is hard to keep track of.
>>352814Are you ironically an attention-whoring tripfag?
>>352819No, I'm unironicly lazy.
>>352747>>352763It beat up Wizard really hard. I guess It really mad at him for what he's done to his Mistress.It:Mhghmgmmghhgrrrggrghhh!It's heart: It will kill puny wizard for hurting our Mistressssss...Wizard: Eche-echehhh. You think I am failed but actually I am distracting you when my friends are going to make a move and punish you. Echeheh. I hope they do that...
>>352841MC, use Candy as a magic weapon to attack IT.
>>352841Transform the zombie guy into a sexy horse.
>>352841Cut off the seams at It's neck, dislodging It's head.
>>352841At this point Roxxie frees Candy.
>>352841Slow morning.Roxanne unleashes the spider apocalypse.
>>352896>morningIt's 4 in the afternoon ya dingus
>>352896Roxxane is tied up
>>352900It's only 112:22 here. :^)
>>352841Just keep Candy tied up and use her as a weapon. She seems to be able to cast powerful spells even in that state.Whatever is her best insta kill on IT.
>>352906Clearly you've never heard about /tg/'s "Drow Spider Vagina" thread.
>>352916STP MC should do that I mean.
>>352920I wasn't thinking that far, I was just thinking burst from her binds with a ravenous swarm of spider minions.
>>352907>112:22What time system are you using
You have to freed Roxxane first>>3529161-Critical fail2-3 Bernadette Counter attacks4-5 MC tries to figure how to use Candy as a weapon. Bernadette tries to fix her body6-8 Mc uses Candy as a weapon. But the spell misses it target9-12 Mc Uses candy as a weapon. But Bernadette also cast a spell13-14 Mc uses candy as a weapon.15-16 Mc uses Candy as a weapon then frees her.
>>35294211:22 A.M. sorry.
Rolled 8 (1d16)>>352944
>>352942He obviously lives in Mercury
Rolled 6 (1d16)>>3529441 pls.
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>352944
>>352952That can't be good for his health
>>352951I guess youcan use the magic bracelet list as Candy spell list
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>352966
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>352966>>352969Rolling again
>>352969NO. Fucknig. Way. 2 TIMES USING THIS LIST, 2 FUCKING NAT ONE!
>>352974its a sign.She gave us fucking broken beads.She wanted us to die.
>>352977But Anon, this isn't a Bead cast, this is Candy being used as a Magic Weapon.
>>352982Oh so she's just shit-tier.
>>352982A fail is a fail. Candy also has a chance of fail. Not 1/100 though.>>352971Let's see how this works. It's a spell which misses the target but it backfires so... it's a double negation?
>>353005Technically it still just backfires, no matter what would have been hit.
>>353005Logic dictates that if it missed its intended target, us due to backfire, it hits the original target... right?
>>353012I think this has more sense.>>353009 The backfire overwrites the previous roll
>>353005How about it hits both the target and the caster?
I forgot, someone roll a d3 for spell effectiveness
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>353169
>>352969>>352971>>352951>>352849StP MC>Hi Candy, Nice suit!Candy>mph?! MMMMpph! mmmmmph! mmmph (what? help me take off this things!!)StP MC>Yeah, I also thing it looks great on you! But now i'm gonna use you staff for a secondCandy>MPH! mmmph mmmmmmmphhh! mphhh!!? (No! idiot! you don't know how to use it! don't you remember?!)StP MC>yeah! let's do it!The spell backfires. MC is inmobilized for 3 turns, thanks god it wasn't bublegum
>>353184Lola sharpshooter master shoots just in the correct places to free Roxxy, while having the cannonballs ricochet off in a manner that hits the heart by surprise, hopefully piercing right through it.
>>353184Lola shot it's heart
Plantgirl finally falls down again and crushes it and heart.
>>353184btw. Immobilized means that he can't move, he can do other action though.
>>353184>>353204Rerolling for plants from above
>>353184STP MC licks the syrup off their face then ingests THE ENTIRE CANDY BRACELET (strings and all).
>>353184rerolling this>>353194and StP MC ask someone to lick the sirup off
>>353184STP MC takes the ENTIRE candy bracelet and inserts it rectally, like a suppository.
>>353184Slow day huh.Tell candy to walk backwards towards you until you're stuck on her instead the ground.That way we're mobil again. sorta.
>>353262you want to shoot at candy with the weapon that obliterated Henny's head? after rolling a 1/100?
>>353278>you want to shoot at candy with the weapon that obliterated Henny's head>shoots just in the correct places to free Roxxy>cannonballs ricochet off in a manner that hits the heartIt's confirmed; either the restraints holding Roxy is actually Candy's real body OR It's heart is Candy in disguise. QM confirmed.
>>353278I would never shoot at candy with lethal weapon, but shoot at roxy to free her and kill "it" sounds like a good plan to me
>>353277Sure, Even it's like most useless thing you can do. Roll d161-critycal fail2-6-Candy got stuck in syrup too7-11-Candy doesn't go anywhere12-16-success
>>353315>>353321I mistyped, but anyway, aiming a lethal weapon to our allies is dangerous considering there is other safer options.
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>353341
>>353344but it's a high tech candy cannon
>>353277>>353347StP MC: Hey Candy! Go backwards! I need your help!Candy: mphh? MHphmhp? MHPMHhhmMHPhMMMM! (What? You need my help?! HOW ABOUT HELPING ME?!)Candy go towards you and you grab her butt to stick yourself with syrup to her.StP MC: Yeah! That should do the trick!Candy: mpphhmmm? MHHPmphphMHMphm? (What's going on? Who is touching my ass?)
>>353585Well, maybe we should try a candy bead.No way we can get three ones after all.
>>353585Someone get Candy out of that bodysuit! I don't care if she ends up nude! just get the suit off! No spells!
>>353585There should be a zipper on that suit; usually they are on the back of them don't ask me how I know that. Get up on her back and unzip it with your mouth.You get rewarded by having Candy able to do stuff again, PLUS you get to see her naked up close. It's a win-win.
>>353585>Leslie is a strong country girl cow ? maybe she can pull you apart
>>353605Reroll, but with the addition that you also stick your candy bracelet into her butt. Maybe they work like suppositories and will give her back her original power (before she lent you some magic).
>>353585Wizard: Absorb your enemy's sexyness into yourself, turning her into a poorly detailed man
>>353585>>353605>>353634Rerolling these, but also adding in that you say you want to marry Candy when this is all over to forever be her bitchboy slave.Satan compels this one to be a get.
>>353585devil +3 rip off its arms and legs
>>353667actually help Candy roll.1-critical fail2-4 MC can't reach the zipper5-7 MC unties her arms8-10 MC unzip the suit11-12 success!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>353702
>>353704you can't shove beads up her ass then. Did you try to eat one anyway?1-critical fail2-4 you can't reach your wrist5-8 you eat one bead
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>353724
>>353724Can we atleast tell her we want to marry her and become her bitchboy slave after this?This is the most important part. We need to secure the waifu.
>>353728ok, roll the d100 >>352966AND DON'T ROLL A 1!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>353737dude
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>353737
>>353745>>353746>21+1>22WE'RE GETTING CORNELIA A SISTER!
>>353754ok, the do you want the axe or the mace?also marry me roll1-critical fail2-4 no one gives a fuck5-7 Candy gets pissed8-10 Lola gets jealous11-Lola gets pissed12 success
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>353785
>>353785do you have to see everything ?
>>353785Ummmm... We want the axe.It'll summon right in the area to cut Candy free.
>>353785what was the post?
>>353790yes mister 6shit, and now vote meanwhile i draw the rest of the pic
>>353804it was my roll 49>>353812mace pls
>>353812Axe, cutting the suit off of Candy.
>>353812Axe, but it's actually a guitar.
>>353812And my axe
>>353667>>353605>>353634>>353704>>353728>>353745>>353754>>353788MC tries to unzip Candy's suit but he can't reach it, Instead he eat on of the magic beads and summon the Lollipop Axe.StP MC>When we get out of here I'm going to marry youCandy>MMMMMPH!!! MMMPHH!!mmmpH! (I rather marry a skunk!)StP MC>Indeed! I could be you slave if you want!Candy>MMMmpph! mmph mph! (I knew that I would regret to help this idiot!)
>>354163Lola: start shooting off It's limbs with your cannon while not being jealous at all.Nope.Not jealous at all.
>>354163Leslie: shoot some milk at IT, put it on pressure wash.Bumble Joe: free Roxy.
>>354163Leslie grab the candy axe and cut it's arms and legs off and Lola help candy to get out of this suit
>>354198Yeah, bite through the butt of the suit, it's the only hope.
I'm just gonna point out that Candy is technical still our enemy. With all that getting her out of the suit nonsense.
>>354210She's the one we want to dominate us.Save the princess and take her place as the slave boy. Our motivations may have started as pure, but over this magical realms adventure, I'm sure we've given in to our temptations to a certain degree.
>>354210We can give her actions, she's at least neutral to wanting our demise.
>>354230>Save the princess and take her place as the slave boyI'd agree with the last bit, but after the shit we dealt with to save that princess and how ungrateful she is for it, let's just put her in a maid version of what Candy's in now.
>>354230Only way I see that scenario working out is if we somehow could acquire the princess's ability to charge Candy's staff, which as I write I am surprised no one thought to ask any of our alternate universe mages if they could do that
>>354273But she is the cutie himedere waifu!
>>354429And she'll be our cute himedere bitch maid, when we're done with the high hats.Besides, I like Candy better. Just behind Carie's Mom.
>>354337Wizard, Roxy, Lil Devil, etc.too tired to think of right term