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This is it, the final battle.

>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.

Previous threads:
Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+quest

Save Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess

Crossover threads (MDQvsSTP)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
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>>330592
Candy turns Hero back to normal
>what am I doing? I know i'm gonna regret this... But I guess you actually managed to get the staff... I must have hit my head...

Razzak already has enough.
>You damn hippies! I'd been waiting for a fight for days and all I get is this awful Carebear's show off! I lost my patience! you are going to fight my most advanced student! Wolfhard Blumenfeld!
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>>335294
Make him a waifu.
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>>335294
STP MC, try to perform anti-magic and beat up Wolfhard.
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>>335294
>>335309
Rolling for this
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>>335309
Yep, going for this as well.
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>>335294
He's allergic to tsun-plant's pollen, enough that his eyes water and his throat closes.
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>>335334
Trying again.
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>>335294
>>335309

Rolling again for waifu transformation
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>>335309
Let's do the only thing we know how to do...
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>>335294

Train/enhance to turn into a real manly and awesome hero-sama.
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>>335334
>>335355
TRYING AGAIN
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kay
leaving this.
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>>335366
Oh well let's go with this roll d12
1-critical fail
2-4-he is not allergic
5-10-he has an allergy but he still able to fight
11-12-success
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>335383
Here goes
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>>335334
>>335384
Pot plant girl is throwing spores around her. I-it's not like she want to reproduce or something. B-baka! It seems dwarf alergic to this plant.
>Aarghh! Tsundere plant! Snort! My only weakness! Ah-choo!
Wolfhard quickly cast a rock fist to throw plant girl away from him.
>Ah-choo! I maybe allergic butt I am still the best student! AH-CHOO!
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>>335505
Tell him only faggots have allergies, then stab him in in his swollen, red eyes.
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>>335505
Make short jokes until he gets sad and leaves.
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>>335516
Or maybe he'll just get angry, he seems like a man with a short fuse.
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>>335516
It's a tough guy, roll a d40
1 critical fail
2-15 He get angrier (counterattack)
16-29 He ignores your insults(counterattack)
30-39 he is sad now (counterattack)
40 success!
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Rolled 12 (1d40)

>>335573
Welp
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Rolled 10 (1d40)

>>335573
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Rolled 36 (1d40)

>>335573
That's a big dice.
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>>335579
Nobody make jokes about her size!
how is gonna attack?
1-he summon his war golem
2-he summon a meteor strike
3-he buff himself
4-he shoot at you with her magic canon
5-he cast a big explosion
6-he summon magic weapons
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>335587
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>>335587
>her size

That's a woman?
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>>335591
Oh no!
who is the target?!
1-Hero
2-Bro
3-Roxxane
4-Lola
5-Candy
6-Leslie
7-Pot Plant girl
8-Cornelia
9-Bumble Joe
10-he miss
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>335605
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>335605
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>335605
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>>335607
*screaming internally*
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At last something interesting and no more nerd fetishes.
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>>335633
Can... can we sexualize the meteors?
Or turn them into pillows?
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>>335641

More like turning them into kawaii desu lolis.
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>>335516
>>335579
>>335591
>>335607
Both Mc's decided to make fun of Wolfhard's short size
>Hahaha! look at him! I bet his head smells like his feet!
>I'm trying to look at him, but he's so short that is actually a bit difficult!
>A...are you making fun of a dwarf's size?! that's technically racism! I'm going to erase you from existence!

Wolfhard summon a meteor but, Oh no! Cornelia is in the point of impact! You have to do something!
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>>335713
Turn the meteor into a giant pillow!
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>>335713
Cornelia runs to the Dwarf and hides in his pants. If it hits her, his groin isn't going to make it either, unless he cancels his spell.
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>>335717
Well I guess this should work roll d16+5
1-critical fail
2-6-it didn't work
7-8-what have you done?! it's a pillow meteor now!
9-11-giant pillow falling down on the high speed!
12-16-success
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d16 + 5)

>>335733
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>335733
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Rolled 3 (1d16)

>>335733
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Meanwhile
>You don't have to set me free! J...just throw me in prison!
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>>335785
As a side note, have Lola sneak up on cowtits and seduce her once more.
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>>335785
Doesn't she know what happens in the women's prison showers?
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>>335785
She wouldn't go to prison, she'd get put out to pasture.

Unless she ends up in a non-free range farm, where she spends all day getting milked and bred.

But it'll probably be a free range farm.
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>>335717
>>335740
>Cornelia! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Our hero jumps on her and try to protect her from upcoming meteor.
>I will save you Cornelia! I protect you with my body! Maybe this my last moment with so I want to say something that meant to say long time ago. I lo- *PUFF*
Giant soft pillow fall on our couple. It so soft they almost didnt feel it.
>Geez! What a drama queen this guy.
Dwarf seem to recognize our wizard.
>Hey! I remember you! You that Fail Wizard that everybody talking about. I se you get good with magic. Last time I sow you we were in the same War Magic class. Yeah! You tried to summon a War Golem but you can't. Then you try so hard that you failed and shit your pants! Ahaha! All class laugh at toy. We started to call you Shit-summoner! No no wait there was other name. Ah yes! Shitomancer! Ahahahahahaaa!
>This little.... Argghh!
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>>335858
Tell him he was probably tuned on by it, since all midgets are into scat

Get this guy real mad
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>>335858
Just have a dimensional warp swallow the Challenger whole.
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>>335858
Both of these.
>>335863
>>335864
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>>335789

ewww lesbians
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>>335858

Summon a shit war golem.
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>>335858
this pls>>335874
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>>335858
Using the power of Get magic, I say Fail Wizard dimension warp him into nothing.
>inb4 off by 1
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>>335858
Wizbro, let's do it.

TIME TO SUCK (at spellcasting) SO HARD HE STARTS SUCKING (at spellcasting) TOO
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>>335888
Well. I was off by 1 FUCKING POST.
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>>335874
>>335886
>inb4 sexy shit war golem
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>>335892
also, to make you feels worse, trips gets means direct success
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>>335896
I know. I cast the spell perfectly, but I should have invested more in speed so it arrived sooner.
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>>335874
>>335886
Shitomancer roll! d20+5
1-critical fail
2-7 Small shit golem
8-12 medium shit golem
13-16 Big shit war golem
17-19- Huge shit war golem
20 Success
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>335905
*insert salt*
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>>335911
Excuse me while I go die of dehydration due to salt.
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>>335911
>>335913

Atleast you got a crit success
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>>335911
>This of all things gets a nat 20
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>>335905
Holy fuck, that backfired on the dwarf real fast.
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>>335874
>>335886
>>335895
>>335905
>>335911

Life is ohhh so sweeeet!!
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>>335985
Fuck you too.
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>>336002

but.. it was your roll...
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>>336016
>>335888
OFF. BY. ONE.
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>>336018

My idea is great and you know it!
It's full of bizarre and disgusting irony.
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>>336018
There, there. You're still a winner in my heart. (pats head gently)
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>>336045
Whatever. Shit Golem crush that fucker.
By that fucker, I mean Devil.
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>>336045
Ruin his sinuses with the smell of shit.
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>>336045
Team Attack: Distraction by Cornelia, beams and cannonballs from Lil Devil and Lola, kick to the balls by STP Protag, and finish with a stomp from Shit Golem
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>>336045
ShitGolem, honey, show him just how shit you are by climbing up that dwarf's ass and assuming direct control.
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>>336045

Shit War Golem Tieeeeem.

We gonna kick his ass till he shows some respect.

I like:

>>336051
>>336052
>>336054
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>>335911
>>335874
>>335886
>So, i'm a shitomancer, right? how about some shit golem summoning then?!

Wizard bro summons a huge golem made of... poo...

>awww shit!
>indeed!
Our protagonists doesn't know how to feel anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8 [Embed]
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>>336045
ShitGolem blasts Dwarf with Giant Corn Kernals.
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>>336060

Nice shit golem btw.
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>>336060
Shit Golem, do what you do best.
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>>336060

Shit golem!
Diarrhea attack!

I picture it like a puke-like attack, but whatever.
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>>336068
>>336062

Also, these can be mixed with foul results.
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>>336060
>Shit golem doesn't look like the Great Mighty Poo
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>>336066
And what exactly do you mean by that?
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>>336077
Shit over everyone and their hopes and dreams. Drown the entire Colosseum in shit.
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>>336077

Shit?
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>>336077
trying >>336054 again
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>>336066
>>336079
Oh well. We are really crossing the line on this one. roll d30+5
1-critical fail
2-10-pls no shit anymore
11-20-golem tries to shit on dwarf but he counterattacks
21-28-well golem successfuly take a dump on dwarf
29-30- OH NO!!!
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Rolled 24 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336094
Yes. We are.
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>>336099
>LITERAL SHITPOSTING
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>>336099
Alrighty then. You should have a nickname related to shit now.
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>>336120
I am simply rolling with the bullshit. In the literal sense.
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>>336099

29!! OHHH YIIIIISSS!!!!!
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>>336099
>29
>dubs

How can a post be so great, and yet so shit
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I'm so proud of my shit golem idea by now.
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>>336121
He is the Shitomancer.
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>>336099
>>336079
Oh no! What is Shit Golem is doing!?
>Oh ow! I didn't say her to do that!
>Well great we are all going to die in the huge pile of shit. You are really pull a stinky on this one brother.
>I don't want to die like that!
>There is no hope!
*one moment later*
>Oh wow! I can't belive we are really did it! We are almost give up! Roxane was so scared she kissed Lola so passionately. And Leslie told us her sad life story. Everybody was so united that we are maged to create flying island. And this stupid dwarf now choking on shit down there. Wow! That was a life changing experience I will never forget. What do you think about that brother Devil?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
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>>336310
Now that we're back on track...
Is it possible to fly out of the arena on our floating landmass?
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>>336310
>Lola and Roxane
I'm okay with this

Tell the dwarf to eat shit
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>>336310
Well ok then. I guess everything turned out alright. Time to skedaddle; try magic-ing a bridge to the side of the arena.
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>>336310
The ShitGolem rises up from the hole and goes up Markus' A-hole to assume direct control.
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>>336310

Teleport the hell out of here.
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>>336310
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Also.. uh.. should we unsummon the shit-golem? Or are we going to let that thing travel the world spreading shit and foul odors?
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>>336317
1-9 nope
10 yes!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>336348
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>336348
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>>336352
>>336351
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
>TWICE
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Wait, but we're leaving, but we didn't get the magic staff Candy wanted?

Or I might have missed that.
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>>336351
>>336352
Oh my god we were so close.
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By the way. C Днeм Heзaвиcимocти, тoвapищи!

That's all for me for today. I am going to sleep now. MarioGrant will finish this session. See ya tomorrow.
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>>336363

Not murrica enough.
This is murrica.
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>>336363
good night you darn commie
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>>336363
Night
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>>336363
>>336387
God bless America.
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>>336351
>>336317
>Are we making this island float with happy thoughts? Can wefly out of here?
>that's retarded!
>No devil bro! haapy thoughts, happy...
The island starts to descend!
>AAAAaaaaah! where are going to crash in shit! do something!
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>>336471
Aim for the High Hats. Smash them with the island of happy thoughts.
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>>336471
Cast a bubble around everyone to protect from the shit

Then laugh as the audience and High hats get a shit tsunami on them
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>>336471
Turn into western cartoon parody slutty angels and FLY AWAY!
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>>336471
Gonna try again, because fuck those guys.
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>>336477
what?
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>>336471
ShitGolem rises up and gently catches the island.
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>>336478
>rerolling after only 1 minute
I don't think you've read the rules.

>>336480
Turn into a bunch of Panty and Stocking versions of yourself (pic related)
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>>336487
>>336480
Then fly away.

A lot of this is me hoping that you've watched the best anime series of all time.
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>>336487
I wanna see this too. Really enjoy the art style.
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>>336491
I haven't
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>>336491
>best anime series of all time
That´s like being the smartest person in special ed
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>>336499
Bloody shame. Well, then you can take creative liberty with "slutty angels drawn in a western cartoon parody style".
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>>336491
> the best anime series of all time.

...I have so many things to say about that, but I'm just going to say "That's pretty subjective".
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>>336513
Indeed it is. I am glad to see that you understand how preferences work.
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>>336477
Slutty angel roll. d30 +5. we'll roll again to see what kind of transformation.
1-critical fail
2-8 you can't cast the spell at time
9-14 the spell only affects yourself
15-19 the spell affects 2 characters
20-23the spell affects 3 characters
24-26 the spell affects 4 characters
27-28 the spell affects 5 characters
29 the spells affects 6 characters
30 success
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Rolled 27 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336518
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Rolled 23 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>336518
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>>336521
aw yee
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>>336521
Two rolls, two successes

Looks like I'm on a roll
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>>336521
1 only grow wings
2 +female
3 +slutty
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>336544
x
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>336544
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>>336544
>All female angelic choir of oddities
Wew lad.

Also,
>Angelic Female Devil
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>>336552
We were so close!
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>>336563
Honestly, I just want to get on with leaving.
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>>336593
But, where will we go, dear friend? The High Hats will sodomize us to the ends of the Earth!
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>>336600
INTO THEIR ASSES TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL
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>>336593
Same it's not like the princess is gonna want to have anything to do with us after this anyways that's how these quests go. This also means however, that we might get with a better side character girl in the end.

And Magic Bro pretty much saved them now that you think about it
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>>336701
Well, I am kind of invested in dumping her in the shit-lake below.
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>>336701

Isn't randomness of some actions and results the charm of these kind of quests?
You move on and deal with the fact you summoned a massive shit golem and drowned your enemy in warm, brown and smelly wastes.
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>>336734
I wasn't complaining about randomness or anything like that? I was just pointing out how the quests usually end. This quest has been a fucking enjoyable ride from start finish. Back when I discovered Magic Duel I never thought this crossover would happen and here we are near the end.
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>>336477
>>336521
>>336548
>You couldn't just give us wings. You had to turn us into fucking girls again!
>sorry, I can't think straight in situations like these
>You can't think straight. That's all

>You can turn me female, but no fucking way you gonna turn me into a fucking angel parody! I'm a devil!

Ok, I go to bed now. See you tomorrow!
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>>336753
Thanks Pasta.
I am really digging that Panty/Stocking combo. Good looks for them.
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>>336753
The two protagonists commence yuri
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>>336768
Kill yourself
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>>336768
Stop.
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>>336768
Go sit in the corner.
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>>336820
Too late, yuri is happening
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>>336823
Go sit in the corner.
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>>336825
Why is everyone so mad about this?
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>>336835
Because everytime we finally get the characters back to normal, 1 asshole has to get their fetishes satisfied.
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>>336844
>we finally get the characters back to normal
They just turned into winged girls
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>>336835
Because at this point, we just want to get out of the arena (although maybe not the game), and yuri's just going to continue delaying us from leaving the four insufferable wizard assholes and their royal brat.
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>>336846
That at least had the benefit of getting all of us out with the wings. Yours has zero benefits beyond satisfying your own fetish.
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>>336898
>>336898
I don't even have a yuri fetish
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>>336900
>>336768
Don't lie to us and least of all to yourself. Now shut up and stop posting. You're ruining it for everyone with your blatant fetish shitposting.
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>>336904
I'm actually telling the truth, but I'll stop posting anyway
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My shit golem wasn't enough to stop this fetishfest ):
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>>336936
At least shitgolem had humor and context to what was going on.
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>>336947

Yeah... I'm a little bit sick of all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!

Fuck that... there are enough webs for erotic roleplay already.
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>>336952
>all quests turning into a fetish-oriented thing where you play as a girl in a world full of girls and story doesn't matter cause you get to be the kawaii lesbian you always wanted to be!
>all quests
That seems a bit exaggerated for what? 3 quests?
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>>336967
clearly we have /d/egenerate spies amongst our numbers. HUNT THEM DOWN!
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>>336967
It's not just 3, it's many. It's a conspiracy that almost all anons are in on just to make you not enjoy your quality quests.

I'm part of that conspiracy. I hope it's sufficiently fucked with you; this is a multi-million dollar plan we're executing, afterall.
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>>336952
There have been dozens of quests that died within the 1st thread because of the scorpiongirl futa meme.
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>>336988
That was my doing.

You're welcome.
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>>336967

huh? since /tg/ quests anons do that. They just LOVE to be the little girl.
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>>336988

Bah! New boards always get trolled. They will stop after a while.
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>>336753
I kinda feel bad for Leslie on one hand... but on the other hand she feels like part of the group now despite not wanting to be.

I'm also assuming she was meant to be a one-off villain and not be dragged along into this?

Also maybe put the character names near their dialogue because sometimes it's easy to tell who is speaking but sometimes it would just be nice.
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>>336753
>>337379
This, and for the love of god, open an English dictionary for once in your life.
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>>337392
They're a Spaniard and a Russian respectively. Cut them a little slack there. They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.
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>>337439
>They've been doing this joint quest for a WHILE.
Which only further proves how fucking lazy they are with the English language.
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>>337468
A while being like... 2 or 3 weeks. Not a lot of time to polish an entire second language 100%
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>>337492
Are you having a stroke?

>>337507
A lot of the shit they misspell can be fixed with one single thing: Spellcheck. Boom. Blew your mind.
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>>337492
what could have possibly compelled you to type that out.
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>>337492
Poo in loo
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>>337520
>>337525
>>337791
what did I miss?
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>>338033
Shitposting
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Today session start at 15:00. Be ready for more weird shit. Maybe even literaly.
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>>336753
Yet again, the MC's are still the best girls.
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>>338048
Let the shit storm begin
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>>338048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMR0Aldn6WU
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We are experience some technical difficulties so we going to start a little later. Sorry.
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>>338304
No problem at all.
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>>338304
Waiting patiently, take your time.
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a new challenger appears!
>Hahahaha! say hello to my top student! Henny Bill! you gonna need something better than scatology to defeat him!
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>>338356
Demand that he perform sakkety yax for you immediately.
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>>338358
Well of course he can. You better ask yourself if you can keep up with him. Roll d30
1-critical fail
2-12-wacky running from deadly spells
13-26-wacky running from dangerous student
27-30-wacky running of top student from crazy heroes
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Rolled 3 (1d30)

>>338381
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Rolled 16 (1d30)

>>338381
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Rolled 10 (1d30)

>>338381
you bet we'll keep up with him
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>>338382

No more rolls for you, my friend. You spent all your luck yesterday.
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>>338408
Fine by me, I'm burnt out from the shitfest yesterday
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>>338358
>>338382
Henny uses his magical sax to cast deadly spells to kill our heroes.
Wizard: You just have to ask him to play this stupid music!
StP MC: I didn't know he is going to kill us with it!
Henny: Ow yes, ladies! I can kill you and play sweet music at the same time! Aren't I awesome?! Ahahahahaha!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>338622

Summon the Princess and stuff her into his saxophone so he can't play with it anymore.
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>>338622
Do a shockmaster through a wall and get the heck outta there!
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Summon a bunch of magical corp lawsuits to demand the opponent.
Let's see how well a jester deals with that.
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>>338622
Devil, counter his cheesy fun music with edgy angst music.

Start singing Sound of Silence while casting spells at him.
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This is getting boring.
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>>338622
Lola plugs up the instrument with a cannonball
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>>338636
OH, YEAAHH! roll. +5
1-critical fail
2-15 the walls are pretty solid, you know?
16-29 the walls are sunken in shit, wizard summon a brick wall to try to go through it.
30-success
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Rolled 21 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>338678
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>>338681
can you go through it?!
1-critical fail
2-6Henny cast a spell before
7- Only STP Mc goes trough the wall
8- Only wizard goes through the wall
9-both can but also Henny
10-success
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>338695
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>>338701
aw
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>>338681
>>338701
>>338636
StP MC:
>He's gonna catch us! Quick! do something!
Wizard:
>Don't worry we can go safely through this wall i'm gonna summon and that stupid clown will crash with it!
Henny:
>Oh yes! I fucking love to play fronton!
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>>338894
Just summon a spider storm.
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>>338894
also, they are out of combat for a turn
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>>338894
Candice, realize we need a melee person on the team and turn STP MC into a Dex based candy swordsman. Emphasis on the man in swordsman.
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>>338897
Well I guess Roxane is going to cast it. roll d20+2
1-critical fail
2-3-she can't cast it
4-8-that's doesn't go as expected
9-16-jester counter your spell
17-20-success
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>338949
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>338949
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>>338957
Oh no
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>>339000
I'm hoping it is instead something like she throws up a swarm of spiders or something instead.
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>>339013
With this quest she'll be a spider futa or something
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>>339034
I suppose that's more likely
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Can we do something good and change everyone back to normal? This is stupid.
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>>338957
Roxane:
>Hey, prick! How about fight someone of your size! Spider storm!
Devil:
>I don't think it's a good idea, sis. Oh well it's too late.
Spider spell transform Roxane into some kind of Spider Woman.
Roxane:
>Am I some kind of superhero now? I really don't expect that.
Henny:
>The itsy-bitsy spider. Climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain. And washed the spider out! Ehehehehe!!!
Devil:
>Well I guess we are going to get sued. What the hell. EXCELSIOR!
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>>339165
Fuck it. Let's all become superheroes then.

MAGICVENGERS, ASSEMBLE.
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>>339165

Where's the wizard?

It's only fair now if he loses his sight and can still see...
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>>339165
I did not see this twist coming.
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>>339165
Cry how you couldn't save gwen
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>>339165
Beat him at a joke-off
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>>339165
SPT MC uses candy bracelet
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>>339165
1-cowgirl district him
2-roxy bound him
3- devil kick him in the shitarena
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>>339165
Fail wizard summons friendly octopus. Tell him that we're now friends with our sister, but that the high hats don't properly understand how friendship works and their champions need to be educated thoroughly.

NON-VIOLENT ALLY GAINED!

I am sure he will do something useful.
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>>339201
Wait, wasn't it a squid?
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>>339203
I am pretty sure it was an octopus. If not, then it doesn't matter. It was the best character and I want to see them come back.
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>>339211
I'm sure if either of us cared all that much we'd just check the archive. Having a friendly octopus would certainly not be a bad thing.
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>>339197
first for Leslie
1-Critical fail
2-8 Leslie can't draw Henny attention
9-14 Leslie distracts Henny in a dangeroues way.
15-18 Henny cast a spell at Leslie but he is deistracted doing so
19-20-success
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>339250
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>>339256
well. Roxxane will try to bound him anyway. +2
1-critical fail
2-5 Roxanne bounds an ally
6-17 Henny evades and counterattacks
18-23 Henny evades
24-29 Roxanne bounds his plane
30-Success
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)

>>339270
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d30 + 2)

>>339270
Whoops, messed up the dice (luckily too).

Let's try that again (please be better this time).
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>>339273
>>339274
What is this horror?
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>>339273
>>339274
Looks like the gods of dice have pre-determined plan for us.

Welcome to the "just fuck my shit up" dice corner.
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>>339278
it's destiny
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Choose your poison
1-Henny catch Roxy in a jar!
2-Henny bounds Roxy in wrapping paper
3-Henny cuts Roxy's web
4-Giant rolled newspaper
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>339307
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>>339308
>>339273
>>339256
>>339197
Leslie is having a hard time trying to stabilize her body and can't draw Henny attention. He is fully aware of Roxanne approaching to him and lock her up in a giant jar.
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>>339408
Wizard:
Summon a very bad joke.
It gets worser and worser with fail rolls.
This means the harder we fail, the more he likes it!
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>>339408
Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightspirit
and can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall
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>>339408
Use the spell of giggles to make him laugh until he is knocked unconscious from lack of breath.
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btw is candygolem on our or she on Candys side?
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>>339415
reroll i guess?
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>>339408
Summon the friendship squid/octopus. Have it help you out, as a friend. Not only can it be a wonderful ally, but it likely has the perfect grip strength to open that jar.

It'll serve as the mentor to these wizards about pacifism and friendship.
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>>339448
Candy is also on our side, so it doesn't matter
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>>339408
Hey, DevilBro. You know what one of the most terrifying things about modern air travel for clown-Americans today? The risk of being hijacked by fundamentalist mime terrorists. Summon some up.
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>>339408
Lola tell him a really sad story to destroy his fightingspirit
and can someone pls pull Wizbro and MC out of the wall
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>>339480
>>339429

again?
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>>339408
>>339459
>>339201
Reroll.
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>>339479
Trying again.
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>>339479
Patient reroll.
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>>339513

First: Keep your fetishes out of here.

Second, someone already got the right number:

>>339496
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>>339496
This is the closer we have to a get, so...
1 critical fail
2-8 Henny counterattacks
9-14 Devil bro can't summon mimes
15-20 Devil bro turns into a mime
21-26 Devil bro turns the Mc into mimes
27-29 devil bro summons the mimes
30-Success
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>>339524
Yeah, but I boned up the retry thing by about 31 seconds. So it's a no go.
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Rolled 3 (1d30)

>>339529
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Rolled 8 (1d30)

>>339529
I know >>339538's is the result, but I'm rolling out of disappointment of him.
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>>339547
Well, serves me right, I guess.
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>>339538
>>339547

welp. At some point, our luck had to turn to shit,
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>>339538
Oh fuck
1-Gevil bro goes to shit
2-Henny turns Devil bro into a jack in a box
3-Henny summons a giant syphon
4-henny summons a boxing glove
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>>339571
I say we cast a spell to turn his ass inside out. Can we turn Henny's ass inside out please? This fucking prankster is getting too big for his britches.
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>339574
...welp.
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>>339582

and the shit reigns again!!!
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>>339582
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>>339582
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Rolled 1 (1d30)

Hey guys. Check this out.

Gotta love our luck today.
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>>339608
life is hard and then you die
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>>339608
ok, we gonna need a break after next pic...
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>>339574

Nobody cleaned the pool of shit from before, right? so he might, literally, go to shit.
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>>339608
One of those days I guess.
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>>339538
>>339582
>>339496
>>339479
>Hey Retard! how about some multicultural enrichment? Let's see if you can deal with these fundamentalist mime ter...
>You are too boring, go to read the newspaper!

That's all for today, tomorrow we'll try to start a bit earlier to compensate. Goodnight shit swimmers
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>>339678
Sleep well.
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>>339678
Niggity night
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>>339678
Did she died
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>>339678

Clearly, we need to give her new angel wings in the next turn
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now with more quality kisses!
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>>340844
>now neither of us will be virgins
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>>339678
>AAAAAAAH!!! why don't you flush the toilet already?!!!
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>>340896
Just admit you want those angel wings, why don't you?
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>>340896
flush the toilet
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>>340896
Don't flush the toilet to spite him.
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>>340916
I you have to be so mean to him? roll d6
1-critical fail
2-toilet is flushed
3-devil is find a way to fly
4-okay okay he have angel wing now
5-he didn't fall on shit
6-whatever man. he fall on shit alright.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>340921
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>>340916
>>340923
Suddenly Wizard Janitor appears. He flushed all this shit from arena. Then he start cleaning floor from dirt. In the meantime Devil successfully lands on the arena.
Devil:
>Well that's gone better than I expected.
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>>340964
use your pointer powers to copy paste a dozen devils to help you in your fight
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>>340966
photoshop wizard roll
1-critical fail
2-5 Markus stops you
6-9 Devil makes a copy of herself
10-12 devil makes 2 copies
13-15- 3 copies
16-18- 4 copies
19-21- 5 copies
22-23- 6 copies
24-25- 7 copies
26-27- 8 copies
28- 9 copies
29- 10 copies
30- success
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Rolled 13 (1d30)

>>340991
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Rolled 16 (1d30)

>>340991
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Rolled 11 (1d30)

>>340991
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>>340993
>>340966
>hey! I can copy myself! The more the merrier! Now I can take dow that clown more easily!
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>>341122
Now take down that clown.
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>>341122
Fuse with the new copies to become larger and more powerful.
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>>341122
Why is the last one missing the lipstick? Doesn't matter, let's try and have the devil hit henny.
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>>341135
small alterations to differentiate them.
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>>341125
>>341122
Did I stutter?
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>>341142
Ah, I see the other differences now, cool.
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>>341125
>>341147
All right it's time to waste this jester. roll d6
1-critical fail
2-just take him down
3-a win but at what cost
4-battle in the sky
5-power puff devils go!
6-four Devils. Four times destruction!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>341176
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>341176
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>341176
Ha... haha.
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>>341182
Of course
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>>341182
>A ONE?! Really?! A one?! From all these numbers you have to roll A ONE?! You know what?! I ain't doing shit! You go and mess with other characters with your shitty rolls! I am going to make my own plan to finish this quest! With my own team... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THREE DOING?! I am not created you for this! Argh! I should have used licenced version of Photoshop.
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>>341256
STP MC gets HENNY in a full nelson
Candy supercharges Lola's cannon with candy magic
Lola FINALLY shoots Henny with her cannon!
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>>341267
>lola finally shoots her gun
woah
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>>341267
trying a combine attack again roll.
first for mc
1 critical fail
2-10 that is a big chance for Henny to attack you
11-16 Mc lands into Henny's plane
17-21 Struggle!
22-27 Henny cast some spell but MC manages to grip him
28-30 Success!
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Rolled 21 (1d30)

>>341297
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>>341302
Henny can't counterattack!
now, roll for candy
1-critical fail
2-3 charged with gummy bear beam
4-5 charged with liquorice vines
6-7 charged with bubblegum blast
8-9 Charged with jawbreaker strike!
10 Overpower!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>341318
welp
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>>341326
Noice
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>>341326
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>>341326
Candy magic is over powered, they were right to fear us.
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>>341326
Shot Dolores! shot
C'mon you only need a 4 to not fuck up!

Shoot Dolores! shoot +1 (+1 Dolores battle bonus)
1-critical fail
2-3-4- They are struggling, Dolores hits MC
5 Dolores Miss
6-7-8 Dolores hits the plane
9-10-11 Dolores hits Henny
12 BOOM HEAD SHOT!
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>341352
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d12 + 1)

>>341352
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>>341355
PERFECTION.
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>>341355
>11
>not +1
You forgot the +1 because you're an idiot, but don't worry, we understand that's a 12.

So good job. You fucked up literally the most simple thing ever, but still got the best roll. You should be proud; just don't be too proud.
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>>341355
Noice
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>>341355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY
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>>341302
>>341326
>>341355
FUCK YEAH!
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>>341355
>>341326
>>341302
>>341267
MC jumps out of the wall and surprises Henny who has no time to counterattack.
StP MC:
>I'm getting tired of all this bullshit! Lola Shoot at him!!!

Candy:
>Wait! I can charge your weapon with candy magic!
Dolores:
>Sweet, I wanted to use this gun for so long!
The Handcannon is now the Candycannon!
Dolores:
> Hasta la vista, payaso!

Henny isn't going to need his hat anymore. His plane crashes with a big explosion.
Well, that was epic.
>>
>>341729
"That fight was a joke, too bad it fell flat."
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>>341729
Fail Wizard casts an ultimate summoning spell to summon the darkest most reviled god known to man into this world; using Henny's corpse as sacrifice material.

The High Hats likely will be pissed with that.
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>>341729
Leslie sets her milkguns' pressure to "power-wash" and waits for the next challenger.
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>>341738
Second
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>>341737
In a second when you finish your stupid pun there is already new challenger. It's Sessile's top student.
>I see you kids need to learn some respect. Well I can teach you that. My name is Bernadette Dominowski but you can call me Mistress. And little deformed man underneath me is my favourite slave. I call him "It". And It will destroy you.
>Mhmrrmhrrrmmhmghhr!!
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>>341915
Kill it with fire! Oh, and the slave too I guess.
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>>341915
Remove It's mask
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>>341915
Have little devil show her and it what true sadism
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>>341927
That's an action for Wziard bro. +5
1-critical fail
2-18 Bernadette counterattacks
19-26 Bernadette modifies MC's spell
27-34 the slave protects bernadette
35-39 Wizard burns both of them
40-success
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>341973
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Rolled 24 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>341973
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>>341975
1- Here comes the tentacles
2- torture attack!
3- some spanking
4- gag balled
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>>341975

Looks like wizard MC still cannot into fire magic.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>341994
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>>342000
>>341975
>>341927
Wizard Bro prepares one of his infamous fire spells
Benardette
>Did you really gonna try to take me down with such a basic spell? If you really want hot spells take a taste of this one!

Looks like things are going to get kinky. I don't have time for another pic today. See you tomorrow! good night wax lovers
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>>342363
Summon tentacle friendly octopus.
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>>342363
Summon Stephen King to save the day.
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>>342363
>Hot wax
Turns out the wax is also magic and causes swelling of the ass.
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>>342363
inb4 Slave rapes everyone
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>>342397
Is it time for Stephen "the Get" King already?
http://imgur.com/BSgwfo6
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>342592
Haha, that was probably the best roll I've ever had.

also, this 2 says get time is now
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>>342652
lets not jinx ourselves.
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>>342662
>>342652
>>342592
>3 twos in a row.
is this a sign?
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>>342668
>three twos in a row
>2+2+2=6
>668 is a get
>2-8=6
666 get confirmed king is satan
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>342728
King is not Satan, King is God.
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>>342518
cough this cough
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>>342794
>TFW just realized that was the last one of the day
Whoops. I feel dumb now.
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>>342363

I like where this is going. I feel like this is going to be my favorite top student
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>>342363
this is so hilariously accurate with the style goddamn
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>>343626
I know, right? He even chose the right one for the BDSM stuff.
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Today we start at 15:00 UTC. Prepare your anuses
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>>343966
Oh noes
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>>342363
>A puny fire spell?! what a disappointment! I thought you was more interesting than that!
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>>344058
Have Lola fire some candy cannonballs at Mr. Slav- I mean "It"'s ass.
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>>344058
Summon some sort of lewd as fuck monster to fight it, or at the very least distract it, so that we can free our friends.
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>>344058
Bumble Joe and Cornelia free Roxy and Wizard
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>>344066
Save roll. Roll d20
1-critical fail
2-7-Benardette stop you
8-12-you save Roxane
13-17-you save Wizard
18-20-success
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>344083
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>>344087
nice.
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>>344087
Fuckin 'ell, that was great
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>>344087
Starting off today on the right foot. how long until it all comes crashing down?
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>>344119
About 5-10 minutes.
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>>344087
While Bernadette not paying attention Cornelia helps Roxane open a jar and Joe gnaw through ropes and free Wizard. Nice job, little fellas!
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>>344145
One of the magic peeps, turn StP MC into a male swordsman.
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>>344145
Roxy transforms STP MC into a burly luchador to fight IT
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>>344145
Immobilize Bernadette with huge tit magic.
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>>344145
Candy, Cornelia could use some of that sweet candy magic.
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>>344157
That's more like wizard bro. +5
1 critical fail
2-12 Bernadette counter attacks
13-20 Bernadette redirects the spell
21-28 Bernadette absorb the spell
29-35 "it" protects Bernadette
36-39 you make her boobs bigger
40-success
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Rolled 33 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>344183
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>>344185
I'll take it.
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>>344185
I will too.
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>>344185
Not bad
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>>344183
>>344185

Now that's more like it. Wizard MC is better with lewd and transformation magic than she is with EXTREMELY BASIC magic like a fire spell
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>>344287
Obviously wizard needs to start throwing lewd fireballs
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>>344157
>>344185
Wizard Bro
>Let's see if you can deal with your new bust size!

Wizard's spell makes Bernadette's boobs bigger, but not enough to immobilize her.

Bernadette
>Not bad, not bad, But you gonna need something better than this.
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>>344415
Sneak up on her and kick her in the back while she is distracted
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>>344415
Same spell again then
>>
what's this? surely not lewd http://imgur.com/WjQpxWK
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>>344437
oh dear
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>>344445
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>>344415

>something better than this

Give her another set of boobs.
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>>344437
Wow. I bet you use only one cell of your brain to come up with this. Roll d40+5
1-critical fail
2-8-you fucked up the spell
9-17-IT HATES WHEN SOMEBODY TRY TO CHANGE MISTRESS
18-27-Bernadette counters your spell
28-39-you know I like asses more
40-ehhh fine bigger boobs
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Rolled 23 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>344485
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>>344490
YEAH!
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>>344490
YEAH, THATS THE STUFF!
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>>344485
>I bet you use only one cell of your brain

We both know it wasn't his brain he was using
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>>344490
Wizard casts ass expansion spell.
Bernadette:
>Oh! You are naughty boy! Oww yes! You really likes big butts, don't you? Mmmmm. I will give so much butt you can't handle it.
She sits on Wizard. Her butt so big Wizard can't move anymore.
>Oh yes! You are such a good chair! I feel so comfortable sitting on you! Mmmmm yes! I bet you enjoy this as much as I do? Hahahaha!
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>>344869
Roxy swoops in while she's distracted and ties her up in her web like a criminal. She then turns around towards the "camera" and tells the kids that doing crime isn't cool and to stay away from drugs, in the most 90's way possible.
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>>344843
One of the magic users turn StP MC into a dual-wielding male swordsman!
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>>344869
Roxy ties up the Slave, who does nothing because he is used to it.
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>>344869
She's enjoying too much being sexy. Turn her into a loli!
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>>344869
>69
Nope! No no no no no! No! Dolores, kill a bitch!
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>>344892
I'm not one of the artists
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>>344869
Candy turns her into a gingerbread woman, but she maintains her proportions. however she is now edible.
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>>344869
Spider Roxxie uses web magic to stick It to the floor.
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>>344926
It was a very bad misclick.
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>>344869
Bumble Joe hides in her boobs and Cornelia hides in her ass.
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>>344927
Lets try Candy magic roll.
1-Critical fail
2-11 Benardette counterattacks
12-18-Bernadette corrupts and redirects Candy's spell
19-25- "IT" counterattacks
26-30 Bernadettes redirects the spell
31-34 "it" protects Bernadette
35-39 The spell is effective but "It" is angry
40 Success
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Rolled 11 (1d40)

>>344978
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Rolled 7 (1d40)

>>344978
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>>344987
>>344927
Candy
>I'm sick of all this lewd stuff! Be prepare for my candy magic!
Bernadette
>Candy magic? Don't make me laugh! That's one of the lesser kinds of magic!
Candy
>why you...!
Candy prepared a Gingerbread spell

Bernadette
>You know? the best part of something so pure as an angel is the pleasure of corrupt it!!!
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>>345373
Bernadette summons a chariot and harnesses Candy in front of it.
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>>345373
oh jeez
maybe roxy can shoot web at Bernadette to restrict her magic casting abilities?
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>>345373
Roxanne uses her spider powers to kick the shit out of Bernadette eight times
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>>345373
Bumble Joe, go to Fet-Life and tank her reputation by saying she isn't following the BDSM guild's rule of SSC, Safe, Sane, Consentual.
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>>345426
AH SHEEIT! Nothing worse than being blacklisted as a sadist for being a creep.
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>>345407
Spider-Roxy attacks! roll d40+2
1-critical fail
2-8-Bernadette counterattacks
9-17-It counters you attack
18-27-It protects his Mistress
28-37-you hit Bernadette but It gets angry
38-40-success
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>345515
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Rolled 25 + 2 (1d40 + 2)

>>345515
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>>345521
you're joking dude.
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>>345521
>>345525
Of course
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>>345521
embrace the lewd
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>>345554
I'm ready, boss.
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>>345554
She should start combining them into a nice chariot. But that's just my fetish.
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>>345521
welp, I'm not rolling again for the rest of the quest

>>345576
I'd figure more of a shibari thing, what with the web and all
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>>345407
>>345521
Oh no! Bernadette uses her spell to tie Roxane with her own web!
Bernadette:
>It seems little spider choose a prey bigger than she can eat. Ahahahahaha! If you like web so much why don't you hang in it for a while? Ahuhuhuhu!
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>>345866
STP MC: Use the knowledge you have gained over your adventure of changing form, gender, and sexuality to disarm and defeat It
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>>345866
Devil finally gets off her ass and uses his photo edit powers to paste a fluffy bunny over Bernadette.
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>>345866
Everyone who can dogpiles her. Wizards don't do well against melee combat.
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>>345866
Corndogs, go lick her like MC did to you, Its gotta be her weakness!
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>>345866
Retrying >>345426 again
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>>345866
cannonball time ... lola to the rescue
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>>345866

Use a draining spell to drain her boobs and ass into yourself and leave her completely flat and unsexy, that will teach her to not think she's the hottest thing ever
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>>345907
who does that action and what a corndog has to do here?
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>>345907
>>345955
I think he means Cornelia.
Cause nobody else has ever been licked.
Who... lacks a tongue.
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>>345955
Cornelia
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>>345961
She can do it just believe in her
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>>345907
Don't bring Cornelia to dangeorous fights roll
1-critical fail
2-15 big chance to counterattack
16-22 Cornelia doesn't have a mouth, you moron! Benardette attacks someone.
23-30 Cornelia flies to Bernadette but "It" catches her
31-37 Fool! that only makes her hornier!
38-39 She gropes Benardette and got distracted
40-Success
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Rolled 2 (1d40)

>>346032
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Rolled 3 (1d40)

>>346032

Rolling for disaster
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Rolled 9 (1d40)

>>346032
4 get
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>>346045
at least its not one!
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Rolled 19 (1d40)

>>346045
>>346046
>>346049
Idiots, this is how you roll
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>>344869
>>345866
>>346045
I've come back to the best part of the fight! This is the kind of roll fails I like to see, boys! More o' dat Bernadette booty plz.
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I think we need to take out It before we can actually hurt Bernadette, her counter range is too large otherwise

Also we need to stop rolling shit, but I'm not looking for miracles
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>>346179
Cast a spell to make the inside of It's mask smell like old hotdogs and farts while simultaneously getting rid of the zipper?

Also
>stop rolling shit
But, anon. :(
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>>346045
>>345907
C'mon Cornelia you can do it! You can...! Forget it...
Bernadette
>You surely make a good new toy, mmmmmh!
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>>346405
Bumble Joe, bite her ankles.
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>>346405
despair
But also an erection
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>>346405
STP MC: tear out It's heart!
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>>346405
>>345426
I'm going to damn well get this Fet-Life slander shit up here, goddamn it.
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>>346437
Maximum rage! roll d40
1-critical fail
2-8-oh come on! more fetish spells?!
9-16-you get smashed by It
17-26-It takes a hit. And he likes when you punch him
27-35-you actually make some damage
36-40-success?
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Rolled 37 (1d40)

>>346469
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>>346469
m-more fetish spells?
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Rolled 13 (1d40)

>>346469
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Rolled 10 (1d40)

>>346469

Dice gods, don't fail me again
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>>346479
REDEEMED
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>>346488
WITNESSED.
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>>346479
So.. are we going to pull it out of her ass or something?
What does this mean?
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>>346534
It means no more senseless lewd, scum.
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>>346580
>hating lewd
I'm not your friend, pal.
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>>346580
>another person fed up with the magic realms shit
Good on you, bub. I'm glad there's at least one other person who feels the same way.
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>>346479
This just means It is dead.
I would assume.
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>>346580
>>346588
>magic realm
It's all in good fun, fella. It's also not senseless in this part of the battle anyway, this mage specializes in lewd magics.

Embrace a little lewd in your quest, it builds character. Besides, it's not like you have a choice!
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>>346642
>embrace a little lewd in your quest
We had a SHIT TON of lewd already. You'd be blind to not notice any of it.
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>>346654
>>346588
>>346580
Getting mad at lewds in these quests is like getting mad at dragons in a fantasy book.
You're getting mad at the unavoidable and inevitable is what I'm saying.
What I'm also saying is that your guys are funless cucks.
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>>346664
I made that one post complaining about lewdz.
Are you sure that you're not the one getting mad because not everyone wants lewdz 24/7?
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>>346654
The quest has a variety of themes, lewd being one of them. I don't know what to say other than that it's just another part of the adventure, and one of the major underlying themes. Also, it never ceases to be fun, even when our rolls are terrible. Good art, good quality, good times.
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>>346681
I just included you because you were part of the opposition, which is a dick move I guess.
I don't appreciate that "no u" argument tho.
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>>346691
Underlying would mean it's subtly there and though it can be easy to spot does not mean it's one of the main focus points.
You guys are making it a focus point by making 19/20 of the suggestions lewd.
I would just like it if at least our MCs stayed guys.
>>346693
Well, hey, if we can both agree that we made dick moves we can move on, right?
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>>346725
I'm fine with moving on, but let me say this
We are fighting a dominatix and one of our party members is wearing nothing but pasties
lewd is to be expected
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>>346742
I know, and as I have just stated, I would just like it if at least our MCs stayed guys.
We can sexualize the guys as much as we want, turn them into qt3.14 traps with big packages for all I cared, as long as they were guys.
Just my own agenda and you shouldn't be trying to put me down for pushing it if everyone else is pushing their own agenda as well.
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>>346763
Oh
Ok whatever.
I thought you were being no fun, but you just want some dicks in the action. Totally fine with that.
's all good
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>>346437
>>346479
STP MC uses all her rage to tear out slave's heart. And she actually did it!
>Was getting killed part of your plan, big guy?

Well we actually achieve something today. We are killed this slave guy. You can be 100% sure. Yup he is totaly dead. Wasted. No threat at all... Yup...
See ya tomorrow!
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>>346725
My apologies, I meant that it was a fundamental theme, not underlying. I was thinking of 'underlying' as a core structure element, I goofed my english. I personally don't mind whatever direction it goes in. I mean, yeah, I think most anon suggestions are pretty lacking in creativity, but it's 4chan, what can you expect? As lewd is a fundamental theme for this quest, traps and being the little girl is a fundamental theme of 4chan.

I'll only occasionally insert my butt fetishes in a non-forceful way.
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>>346797

Holy shit! She packs a lot of power in her arms. Becoming an angel did wonders for her physical abilities
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>>346802
And StP MC will become a boy that's good at melee. I swear it!
We need a more melee centered character, even if half of the quest is called Magic Duel.
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>>346797
It just wont quit! If we take off his mask, will he die?
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>>346822
Dubs confirms. I want StP MC redeemed as well, especially after how mean the High Hats were to him.
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>>346797
Wizard bro. Escape the ass and desexualize everything, denying the lewd wizard her power.
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>>346841

Or alternatively we can lewd up things so hard that she explodes of lewd overdose
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>>346852
I'll go for overcharging Cornelia to pleasure her so well, she'll never be able to get off on anything ever again.
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>>346871
Replace Whizzard with Shitomancer.
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>>346902
You summoned?
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>>346915
oh no.
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>>346915

Man, you had god-like luck for those shit related rolls
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>>346938
I am aware.
>>
How many third worlders do we have in here?

I noticed a distinct drop in quality after marathoning the archived threads so it's either Punjab tier "people" or teenagers.
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Today start wil be around 15:00-16:00 UTC. Be ready for some more sweet pain.
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>>347742
Not sure, I've been here since the beginning.
There's definitely more factors than just "the demographic of players changed."
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>>347742
Proud Texan reporting.
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Oh no! It seems this slave is some kind of zombie. It will take some more than tear his heart out. Yuck! He has face on his heart! And it talks!
It's heart: It like the pain. It want more. It will keep you alive to play with. For now. Hrlghhghh...
It: Mhmmrmmhghmm!
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>>348237
STP MC: Eat It's Heart, gain It's power!
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>>348237
Can Devil finally get off her ass and save everyone?
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>>348237
Rip out his heart's heart!
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>>348237
cow girl use bodyslam
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>>348247
Ripception roll.
1-critical fail
2-5 It plays with you
6-12 Bernadette punish you
13-19 you managed to get freed from it grip
20-25 you punch the heart
26-29 you punch the heart out of It's hand.
30-success
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Rolled 7 (1d30)

>>348269
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Rolled 17 (1d30)

>>348269
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Yeah, this is becoming really railroad-y, if even that.
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>>347742

Third worlder reporting here. Was in STP thread since the beginning and joined MD after Mario mentioned that it was cool stuff, somewhere near the end of the first thread of MD
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>>348274
Bernadette:
>Did you broke my toy?That's not fair, I have been very careful with your toy. I Heard you two are too attached. I think you two should not be separated!
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>>348543
Change the golem into a living battle suit.
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>>348543
Lil' Devil and clones?: Try to keep Bernadette from casting any more with a barrage of fireballs
Lola: Shoot off It's arm to free STP MC
Bumble Joe: Gnaw through Roxy's webs
Leslie: Get Candy out of that suit
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>>348543
All of this lusty shit has caused Wizard MC to go overboard with his own lust. He quick casts "Private curtain" and pushes the opponent down and has his way with her as violently as possible, showing her how it feels to be the Masochist.
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>>348543
Lesli free Roxy and prepare for a team attack
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>>348543
Cast invisible mime cube on Bernadette.
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>>348554
re rolling this
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>>348543
>>348554
Reroll
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In this context, nipples aren't lewd anymore.http://imgur.com/MLv296Q
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>>348554
>>348577
LUST OVERDOSE! roll d40+5
1-critical fail
2-7-her ass is too strong
8-17-this lust only makes you slave of Bernadette
18-29-you have sex with Bernadette
30-40-Success!
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Rolled 25 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>348606
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>348606
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Rolled 24 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>348606
-5 get.
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>>348610
>>348611
(the literal same second)
Holy shit. Thank god yours came first.
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>>348610
YEAH BABY
>>348611
THE LITERAL SAME SECOND
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I actually wanted to fail though.
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>>348622
Well fuck you, I'm glad you didn't.

Time for Wizard Bro's overwhelming horniness to shine once again.

Funny thing is, it's in the same arena as before. We've gone full circle.
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>>348606
>>348610

Oh boy, revenge for having her ass tortured with candle wax
>>
You didn't see anything
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>>349048
i saw it for a second, but i dont know what i saw.
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>>348554
>>348610
You had enough! It's time to put your lust in good use. You use all your striengh to free yourself from Bernadette's huge butt. And you cast "Private curtain" to change situation. Now the tables are turned and you dominate Bernadette.
Wizard: Oh yeah, bitch! You are going to the Pain Town!
But it seem her slave doesn't like it. He is angry now!
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>>349104
Use Bernadette as a warhorse to charge the slave
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Let's pretend nothing happened *wink wink* http://imgur.com/Adkh4Ee
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>>349104
Remove Dat mask!
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>>349104
>>349113
rerolling
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>>349113
Warhorse roll. +5
1-critical fail
2-7 Bernadette breaks free
8-15 It throws Stp Mc to Wizard
16-22 Bernadette struggles
23-29 Bernadette's its to big for a good warhorse
30-36 Bernadette charges It and everybody falls
37-39 Bernadette makes It fall.
40 success!
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Rolled 37 (1d40)

>>349205
Well, we're all boned anyway...
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>>349219
Giddy Up!
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>>349104
Damn, i wanted hardcore lesbian s&m. I guess this is fine too
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>>349219
>>349146
>>349113
Wizard:
>Your butt is too fat for a good warhorse but I can fix that! Wizard Bro uses his magic to make turn Benardette in an adequate form to ram to It.

Wizard Bro:
>Brace for impact!!!

Bernatte crash with It and StP MC is freed
Wizard bro rides Bernadette and ram into It
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>>349814
Wizard: Create a set of butt/boob expanding paddles and pass them out.
Everyone else: Spank the shit out of Bernadette's ass. Hopefully, that will be enough to smother IT and the High Hats.
Anyone who didn't get a paddle: Expand Bernadette by other means. Candy, use magic. Leslie, give her some milk.
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>>349814
Use your heart-ripping powers to rip out Bernadette's heart.
>>
Getting cucked out of enjoying your rare fetish is the worst feel.
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>>349814
Bones: break
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>>349826
Erm.Okay. Roll d40+5
1-critial fail
2-8-It smashes Wizard
9-16-It catches Wizard
17-22-You give paddles to other characters that can move (STP MC, Joe, Leslie, Devil)
23-29- +They spank Bernadette's ass
30-34- +Leslie give Bernadette some milk
34-38- +Candy uses her magic
38-40-success
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Rolled 36 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>350141
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Rolled 31 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>350141
gogogo
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Rolled 1 (1d40)

>>350141
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>>350153
YAS
>>350155
JESUS AT LEAST I DIDN'T ROLL FIRST!
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>>350153
>>350155
Looks like I rolled just in time
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>>350153
I love you.

I want to have your neckbeard babies.
>>
did you realise that Bernadette is a horse now? did you really want to see that?
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>>350201
yes
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>>350201
blame the /d/egnerates who infest this quest.
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>>350201
Yeah, sounds like a night-mare.
>>350170
But anon, I just shaved.
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>>350201
Well, you started it with the bestiality.
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>>349826
>>350201
This may be the funniest thing I've seen all day
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>>350233
haha
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>>350201
Didn't realize she was still a horse, but honestly, fuck it.

This is the first time one of my suggestions ever succeeded so well... (sob)

Worst case scenario, we could just change her back into a dark elf later.
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>Get back from Doctor's Office
>All that
Alright then.
I am glad I'm just the Shitomancer and not the Fat Horse Wizard.
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>>350249
I knew it was a premade reply.
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>>350266
Is that wrong? I'm sorry about that, man, didn't think it mattered too much.
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>>350340
it's ok. but you can end spanking a horse's ass if you don't take care.
>>
Also:
as of >>349814
is Lil' Devil a dude again?
Are his clones?
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>>350359
Nothing wrong with spanking a horse's ass

Though it's strange for a horse to own a donkey
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if we pull it's mask off will it die?
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>>350794
MASKED WRESTLING LUCHADOR!
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>>350794
It would be extremely painful
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>>350854
It's a big slave.
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>>350932
For you
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>>350954
Was Baneposting part of your plan?
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>>351006
No not really. It just sort of happened
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>>351006
Of course!
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>>351016
Well, the plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my baneposters, and Mariogrant here but only one of you!
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>>349826
>>350153
This is horrible. Why you let me draw this?! I don't even want to describe all this. Just watch it yourself. This is cancer. http://imgur.com/gAQBNqq
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>>351078
YOU ARE QM. YOU HAVE POWER OF RAILROADING
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>>351078
I regret nothing

Make a fire and have yourselves some horse steak
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>>351093
YOU DISGUST ME.
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>>351078
I'M SORRY

I'M REALLY SORRY

I DIDNT REALIZE SHE WAS A HORSE AT THE TIME

BUT I'M STILL FUCKING DYING FROM THIS

FORGIVE ME AND WHAT I HATH WROGHT
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>>351078
Surprised that wasn't last post.
Strike the finishing blow, a dildo sword through her brain.
-STP Hero
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>>351078

Bravo, magnificient. Now absorb all her feminity and turn her into a little dark elf boy or whatever she used to be before.
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>>351078
Holy kek OP. You seriously went through with this. I'm so proud of you.

Revert her back to human form, but in bondage so that she can't attack us.
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>>351100
I disgust myself too, but it was worth it.
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>>351106
what sword? cornelia?
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>>351133
Yes, Candy magic to extend her into a proper blade (after removing her from yourself of course) and then finish it.
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>>351078
Can we get the reaction from the High Hats over what they just saw?
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>>351149
This please.
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>>351149
I hope it's too /d/ for that one wizard's taste
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>>351144
okay that make three rolls, remember, Candy is still blindfolded and handcuffed
Candy
1-Critical fail
2-3 Candy fucks up the spell
4-6 Candy misses
5-8 Candy turns Cornelia back to normal
9-10 Candy makes Cornelia-dildo bigger
11-12 Success

Also, Bernadette tries to turn herself back to normal
1-She back to normal
2-4 She back to her previous humanoid form
5-8 She is a centaur now
9-10 She reverts the last expansions
11-12 She can back to normal, but It is protecting her now.
13 She is still trying to figure how to back to normal.
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>>351149
Must be done
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>>351264
>>
Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>351264
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>351264
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Rolled 4 (1d13)

>>351264
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>>351283
fuck, the 5 and 6 are inverted, that means cornelia back to normal, it's something
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>>351283
>>351299
Stp Mc maybe doesn't have a sword but he has Cornelia... and the swelling paddle

1-Critical Fail
2-7 It stops you
8-12 Bernadette tries to run
13-17 spank dat ass
18-22 spank boobs
23-27 spank both
28-29 spank... head?
30 success
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Rolled 24 + 5 (1d30 + 5)

>>351362
>>
Rolled 27 (1d30)

>>351362
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>>351365
OH YES. THIS IS MY

FUCKING

FETISH
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>>351365
ok. but without the +5
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>>351362
>>351365
>spank... head?
...Is there something we should know about, Bernadette?
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>>351382
Shit, thought it was Wizard that I was rolling for.

Ah, well. At least >>351374 still happened
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>>351383
the original get was pierce her brain with a sword, but we didn't achieve swordman status, so that was the closest to barin piercing with our current tools
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>>351382
WHEN WILL THIS BORDERLINE /D/ QUEST END!?
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>>351416
I tried, Anon. By making it barely lewd.
And we failed.
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>>351149
Well other wizards slightly disgusted as usual. But Sessile really enjoying this. I mean his top student transformed into horse and get spanked. And he touch himself way too much for this situation.

>>351416
It's not /d/ anymore. It's /trash/ now.
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>>351403
Ah, OK. That explains a bit.

Thought for a moment that Bernadette's fish taco got switched out for a premium bratwurst.
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>>351434
/trash/
>everywhere I look in this quest
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>>351453

That was such an hilarious and random show.
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>>351434
Ask if they're not entertained, isn't this what they ask for?
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>>351434
As a resident of /trash/ (unironically), this isn't nearly /trash/ enough.
Fat-assed horses is close though. Just add some fat plant titties and we're good to go.
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I want to be a meme.
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>>351676
Goodbad, Russia is a meme country. So by extension, you are a Meme.
Everything is meme, comrade.
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>>351676

For me, you will always be a qt glasses wearing loli who plays in her GBA
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>>351365
>>351283
>>351106
Candy:
>MMMMPPPPH! MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMH! (where are you?! help me!!! I can't see!)
StP MC
>Great Candy! you turn back Cornelia to normal!
Candy
>MMMMMPH! MMMPH MPPH! ( Idid what?! help me already!)
StP MC
>Yeah Cornelia, You will be always deep inside of m... my heart

Meanwhile Bernadette manages to get back to her human form but with the lasts modifications.

StP MC
>I havn't finished with you yet!

Welp, That's a sexy cliffhanger, the result tomorrow! See you. Good night!
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>>351859
See you too tomorrow.
What time is it there, holy shit.
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>>351876
fuuuck! it's 05:00! i didn't realise! That's it, I'm drawing big ass horses at 5:00, I totally have lost control of my life. thanks god i don't work tomorrow
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>>351891
>5 in the morning
>An allnighter
OOH MY.
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>>351891
Be honest. You never thought your life would involve horse asses, did you?
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>>351891
This is why we love you guys.
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>>351891
Hey at least we havent gotten into dragons fucking automobiles or unbirthing.
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>>335259
Hey this quest looks well drawn.

>first get decides what happen next
ok, it gotta be cancer.

lets see where it goes... >>351078
Horsefuckery. Please be purged you heretic.
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Have another pic of Bernadette as a horse.
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>>352661
It's beautiful
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>>351859
Bernadette
>Ok, I like this kind on stuff but I think you are going to far!
StP MC
>Never is thick enough, you bitch
Bernadette
>IT! I need some help here!!
StP MC
>That's no real thick...!
It
>Mmmmmph! mmmmph!
It's Heart
>Leave mistress alone!!!!

http://imgur.com/f4sCjc6
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>>352740
Ooh my~
Wizard Bro, lollify It.
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>>352740
Let IT have some fun too! He won't complain as much if his face is a seat for Bernadette. Hell, give him a paddle too so he can enjoy the jiggly mass.
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>>352747
This is going to be weird. roll d40+5
1-critical fail
2-7-Bernadette counters your spell
8-14-It punches you hard
15-20-It young now
21-30-It woman now
31-40-success
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>352761
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d40 + 5)

>>352761
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Rolled 1 (1d40)

>>352761
Ow. just end this lewdagedon already
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>>352753
>>352747
go back to /trash/ please.
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>>352763
>>352766
>>352770
Wow, we are rolling shit right now
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>>352785
>that name
Anyway, best get them out of the way with something trivial like this.
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>>352781
We're fighting a fucking lewd wizard and their sub.

The QM put that in, not us, do you honestly believe that lewd isn't welcome here?
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>>352789
It's ironic hate. I don't even know if you knew that and are just causing a ironic hate fractal, of if you really are a pleb.
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>>352781
First off, no.

Second, my idea would have at least kept IT preoccupied enough for someone else to do something without getting punched, and possibly given the lewd crowd something as well.

Third, just enjoy the insanity for a bit, man.
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>>352807
At least, I think it's ironic hate? Fuck, this is hard to keep track of.
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>>352814
Are you ironically an attention-whoring tripfag?
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>>352819
No, I'm unironicly lazy.
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>>352747
>>352763
It beat up Wizard really hard. I guess It really mad at him for what he's done to his Mistress.
It:Mhghmgmmghhgrrrggrghhh!
It's heart: It will kill puny wizard for hurting our Mistressssss...
Wizard: Eche-echehhh. You think I am failed but actually I am distracting you when my friends are going to make a move and punish you. Echeheh. I hope they do that...
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>>352841
MC, use Candy as a magic weapon to attack IT.
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>>352841
Transform the zombie guy into a sexy horse.
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>>352841
Cut off the seams at It's neck, dislodging It's head.
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>>352841
At this point Roxxie frees Candy.
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>>352841
Slow morning.
Roxanne unleashes the spider apocalypse.
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>>352896
>morning

It's 4 in the afternoon ya dingus
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>>352896
Roxxane is tied up
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>>352900
It's only 112:22 here. :^)
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>>352841
Just keep Candy tied up and use her as a weapon. She seems to be able to cast powerful spells even in that state.
Whatever is her best insta kill on IT.
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>>352906
Clearly you've never heard about /tg/'s "Drow Spider Vagina" thread.
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>>352916
STP MC should do that I mean.
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>>352920
I wasn't thinking that far, I was just thinking burst from her binds with a ravenous swarm of spider minions.
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>>352907
>112:22

What time system are you using
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You have to freed Roxxane first

>>352916
1-Critical fail
2-3 Bernadette Counter attacks
4-5 MC tries to figure how to use Candy as a weapon. Bernadette tries to fix her body
6-8 Mc uses Candy as a weapon. But the spell misses it target
9-12 Mc Uses candy as a weapon. But Bernadette also cast a spell
13-14 Mc uses candy as a weapon.
15-16 Mc uses Candy as a weapon then frees her.
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>>352942
11:22 A.M. sorry.
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>>352942
Moon time.
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Rolled 8 (1d16)

>>352944
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>>352942
He obviously lives in Mercury
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>352944
1 pls.
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Rolled 14 (1d16)

>>352944
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>>352952
That can't be good for his health
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>>352951
I guess youcan use the magic bracelet list as Candy spell list
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>352966
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>352966
>>352969
Rolling again
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>>352969
NO. Fucknig. Way.
2 TIMES USING THIS LIST, 2 FUCKING NAT ONE!
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>>352974
its a sign.

She gave us fucking broken beads.

She wanted us to die.
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>>352977
But Anon, this isn't a Bead cast, this is Candy being used as a Magic Weapon.
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>>352982
Oh so she's just shit-tier.
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>>352982
A fail is a fail. Candy also has a chance of fail. Not 1/100 though.
>>352971
Let's see how this works. It's a spell which misses the target but it backfires so... it's a double negation?
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>>353005
Technically it still just backfires, no matter what would have been hit.
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>>353005
Logic dictates that if it missed its intended target, us due to backfire, it hits the original target... right?
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>>353012
I think this has more sense.>>353009
The backfire overwrites the previous roll
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>>353005
How about it hits both the target and the caster?
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File deleted.
I forgot, someone roll a d3 for spell effectiveness
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>353169
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>>352969
>>352971
>>352951
>>352849
StP MC
>Hi Candy, Nice suit!
Candy
>mph?! MMMMpph! mmmmmph! mmmph (what? help me take off this things!!)
StP MC
>Yeah, I also thing it looks great on you! But now i'm gonna use you staff for a second
Candy
>MPH! mmmph mmmmmmmphhh! mphhh!!? (No! idiot! you don't know how to use it! don't you remember?!)
StP MC
>yeah! let's do it!

The spell backfires. MC is inmobilized for 3 turns, thanks god it wasn't bublegum
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>>353184
Lola sharpshooter master shoots just in the correct places to free Roxxy, while having the cannonballs ricochet off in a manner that hits the heart by surprise, hopefully piercing right through it.
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>>353184
Lola shot it's heart
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Plantgirl finally falls down again and crushes it and heart.
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>>353184
btw. Immobilized means that he can't move, he can do other action though.
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>>353184
>>353204
Rerolling for plants from above
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>>353184
STP MC licks the syrup off their face then ingests THE ENTIRE CANDY BRACELET (strings and all).
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>>353184
rerolling this>>353194
and StP MC ask someone to lick the sirup off
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>>353184
STP MC takes the ENTIRE candy bracelet and inserts it rectally, like a suppository.
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>>353184
Slow day huh.
Tell candy to walk backwards towards you until you're stuck on her instead the ground.
That way we're mobil again. sorta.
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>>353262
you want to shoot at candy with the weapon that obliterated Henny's head? after rolling a 1/100?
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>>353278
>you want to shoot at candy with the weapon that obliterated Henny's head
>shoots just in the correct places to free Roxxy
>cannonballs ricochet off in a manner that hits the heart
It's confirmed; either the restraints holding Roxy is actually Candy's real body OR It's heart is Candy in disguise. QM confirmed.
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>>353278
I would never shoot at candy with lethal weapon, but shoot at roxy to free her and kill "it" sounds like a good plan to me
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>>353277
Sure, Even it's like most useless thing you can do. Roll d16
1-critycal fail
2-6-Candy got stuck in syrup too
7-11-Candy doesn't go anywhere
12-16-success
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>>353315
>>353321
I mistyped, but anyway, aiming a lethal weapon to our allies is dangerous considering there is other safer options.
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Rolled 14 (1d16)

>>353341
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>>353344
but it's a high tech candy cannon
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>>353277
>>353347
StP MC: Hey Candy! Go backwards! I need your help!
Candy: mphh? MHphmhp? MHPMHhhmMHPhMMMM! (What? You need my help?! HOW ABOUT HELPING ME?!)
Candy go towards you and you grab her butt to stick yourself with syrup to her.
StP MC: Yeah! That should do the trick!
Candy: mpphhmmm? MHHPmphphMHMphm? (What's going on? Who is touching my ass?)
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>>353585
Well, maybe we should try a candy bead.

No way we can get three ones after all.
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>>353585
Someone get Candy out of that bodysuit! I don't care if she ends up nude! just get the suit off! No spells!
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>>353585
There should be a zipper on that suit; usually they are on the back of them don't ask me how I know that. Get up on her back and unzip it with your mouth.

You get rewarded by having Candy able to do stuff again, PLUS you get to see her naked up close. It's a win-win.
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>>353585
>Leslie is a strong country girl cow ? maybe she can pull you apart
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>>353605
Reroll, but with the addition that you also stick your candy bracelet into her butt. Maybe they work like suppositories and will give her back her original power (before she lent you some magic).
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>>353585

Wizard: Absorb your enemy's sexyness into yourself, turning her into a poorly detailed man
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>>353585
>>353605
>>353634
Rerolling these, but also adding in that you say you want to marry Candy when this is all over to forever be her bitchboy slave.

Satan compels this one to be a get.
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>>353585
devil +3 rip off its arms and legs
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>>353667
actually help Candy roll.
1-critical fail
2-4 MC can't reach the zipper
5-7 MC unties her arms
8-10 MC unzip the suit
11-12 success!
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>353702
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>>353704
you can't shove beads up her ass then. Did you try to eat one anyway?
1-critical fail
2-4 you can't reach your wrist
5-8 you eat one bead
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Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>353724
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>>353728
yeee
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>>353724
Can we atleast tell her we want to marry her and become her bitchboy slave after this?

This is the most important part. We need to secure the waifu.
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>>353728

ok, roll the d100 >>352966

AND DON'T ROLL A 1!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>353737
dude
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>353737
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>>353745
>>353746
>21+1
>22
WE'RE GETTING CORNELIA A SISTER!
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>>353754
ok, the do you want the axe or the mace?
also marry me roll
1-critical fail
2-4 no one gives a fuck
5-7 Candy gets pissed
8-10 Lola gets jealous
11-Lola gets pissed
12 success
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>353785
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>>353785
do you have to see everything ?
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>>353785
Ummmm... We want the axe.

It'll summon right in the area to cut Candy free.
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>>353785
what was the post?
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>>353790
yes mister 6shit, and now vote meanwhile i draw the rest of the pic
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>>353812
AXE
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>>353804
it was my roll 49
>>353812
mace pls
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>>353812
Axe, cutting the suit off of Candy.
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>>353812
A.exe
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>>353812
axe
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>>353812
mace
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>>353812
axe baby
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>>353812
Axe, but it's actually a guitar.
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>>353812
And my axe
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>>353667
>>353605
>>353634
>>353704
>>353728
>>353745
>>353754
>>353788
MC tries to unzip Candy's suit but he can't reach it, Instead he eat on of the magic beads and summon the Lollipop Axe.
StP MC
>When we get out of here I'm going to marry you
Candy
>MMMMMPH!!! MMMPHH!!mmmpH! (I rather marry a skunk!)
StP MC
>Indeed! I could be you slave if you want!
Candy
>MMMmpph! mmph mph! (I knew that I would regret to help this idiot!)
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>>354163
Lola: start shooting off It's limbs with your cannon while not being jealous at all.

Nope.

Not jealous at all.
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>>354163
Leslie: shoot some milk at IT, put it on pressure wash.
Bumble Joe: free Roxy.
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>>354163
Leslie grab the candy axe and cut it's arms and legs off and Lola help candy to get out of this suit
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>>354198
Yeah, bite through the butt of the suit, it's the only hope.
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I'm just gonna point out that Candy is technical still our enemy. With all that getting her out of the suit nonsense.
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>>354210
She's the one we want to dominate us.

Save the princess and take her place as the slave boy. Our motivations may have started as pure, but over this magical realms adventure, I'm sure we've given in to our temptations to a certain degree.
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>>354210
We can give her actions, she's at least neutral to wanting our demise.
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>>354230
>Save the princess and take her place as the slave boy
I'd agree with the last bit, but after the shit we dealt with to save that princess and how ungrateful she is for it, let's just put her in a maid version of what Candy's in now.
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>>354210
>>339448
>>339460
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>>354230
Only way I see that scenario working out is if we somehow could acquire the princess's ability to charge Candy's staff, which as I write I am surprised no one thought to ask any of our alternate universe mages if they could do that
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>>354303
Alternate universe?
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>>354273
But she is the cutie himedere waifu!
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>>354429
And she'll be our cute himedere bitch maid, when we're done with the high hats.

Besides, I like Candy better. Just behind Carie's Mom.
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>>354337
Wizard, Roxy, Lil Devil, etc.

too tired to think of right term
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