Copyright violation edition>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princessCrossover threads (MDQvsSTP)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
Blood for the Blood Blood!
Here comes new challenger! He traveled across the whole world in one day. He discover West Endless River of Mana. He tamed the Great Crystal Dragon. He killed Dark King of Other-world. He is favourite student of Pompolus. He also the best student in whole university. Give loud applause to Chen Zheng the Young Great-Wizard!
>>359713Fail Wizard casts "Critical Failure" on Chen, giving him bad luck in all future rolls.
>>359713Compliment him on his pocket protector.
>>359716Anyway, college calls. Don't fail me on the rolls, Anons.
>>359716You can't fail to cast a fail spell. Or do you?Roll d50+51-10-critical fail11-20-Chen counter your spell21-30-Chen cast a protecton spell31-45-you hit him with a spell, but Chen cast a spell too46-50-success
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>359738
Rolled 37 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>359738
>>359739>>359741W H Y?
Could be better.
>>359739Oh it's not fun and games anymore. You have to stop him! roll d50+51-10-critical fail11-15-Chen casts a "Protection from Magic"16-20-Chen casts a "Leprecon Luck" spell21-30-Chen casts a "Lucky Rabbit Foot" spell31-45-You dispell his protection spell46-50-You dispell his protection and also succesfuly attack him again.
Rolled 42 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>359759
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>359759o fuk
>>359764Nice~ who knew fail wizard actually had a dangerous spell?
>>359764Well thank goodness you were here anon. Nice rolling.
>>359716>>359739>>359764Chen foreseen your attack spell and try to protect himself. But you was quicker and dispel his protection and successfully cast a "bad luck" spell on him. But the Best Wizards use their knowledge and not luck so it was not very useful. The Chen's dice now d40.
>>359855We should summon Caries mom and see if she'd help us out.
>>359855Try to give chen an atomic wedgie
>>359855mc fake a axe atack and roxy cast a petrification on chen
>>359866>googled petrification>clicked on google pics>a bunch of fetish pictures with petrified girlsThat's internet for ya :^)
>>359866first, fake attack roll!1-critical fail2-3 Mc trips and fall4-14 Chen cast a spell at Mc15-20 Chen disarms Mc21-29 Chen doesn't react at mc fake attack30-35 Mc get closer to Chen but chen realises he is faking the attack36-39 Mc gets Chen attention, with consequences40 Success
Rolled 13 (1d40)>>359888
Rolled 35 (1d40)>>359888
Rolled 11 (1d40)>>359888
>>359885i meant it in a classic medusa style
>>359891>>35989213 confirmedroll for Roxy. +21 Critical fail2-12-Chen Counter Roxy's spell13-20-Chen Redirects your spell21-23-Chen diverts Roxy's spell24-27-Chen casts a Protection spell28-31-Chen endures Roxy's spell32-37-Chen Is partially affected by Roxy's spell but attacks Roxy38-39-Chen is partially affected by Roxy's spell40-Success
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>359923
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>359923
Rolled 27 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>359923*sudden crit success*
>It's a "only a 40 is a success" episode.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d40 + 2)>>359927>>359930>>359937Well look at the bright side. At least it wasn't this roll.
>>359973That is good.
>>359973Anon please don't scare me like that.
>>359973>Come backJumpscareFuck you.
>>359927>>359891>>359866Stp MC: >Look at me! I'm totally going to attack you!!Mc charges at Chen with the candy axe and Roxy cast a petrification spell but Chen diverts the spells easily. Then, he transforms Mc into a sheep.StP MC:>Baaaah!
>>360154Ram Chen Stp MC.
>>360154Candy Cornelia (who is back to her original form now) goes up to the wizard and asks him, in writing, if he can please forfeit. We love our friends.If he says yes, then hug his leg.
>>360154Wizard Bro now casts Retardation spell on Chen.
>>360154Grow a hoof on your back left leg
>>360172>Not wanting a 3-hoofed wonder
>>360166I get it as Cornelia tries to ask Chen to surrender. Well this is pretty stupid move anyway. Roll d401-critical fail2-10-OH NO! Chen cast a spell on Cornelia!11-20-oh no! Chen captured Cornelia!21-30-while Cornelia tries to communicate with Chen, he ignores her and buff himself31-39-he just ignores Cornelia40-success?
Rolled 17 (1d40)>>360257
Rolled 21 (1d40)>>360257
>>360283I am waited for someone to post this guy :^)
>>360166>>360261Cornelia tries to ask Chen to stop fighting but with a quick spell he put her inside a magic sphere so she doesn't disturb him anymore.
>>360381THAT LITTLE SHIT! GET FUCKING PISSED, THROWE EVERY OFFENSE SPELL YOU KNOW AT THIS LITTLE CUNT!
>>360381Leslie, distract him with a sexy dance.Every one else, give him your best shot.
>>360381Ask him why didn't he become a Doctor instead, like all Asian fathers want their children to be. Also summon Chen's dad.
>>360397Ask stupid questions roll +51-critical fail2-8 Chen casts an area of effect spell9-15- Chen cast a spell at wizard16-21- Chen ignores wizard and buff himself22-30-Chen ignores you31-35- Chen reacts to your question36-40 successroll for summon next
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>360453This roll will probably fail but oh well
>>360469let's try to summon dad anyway... it gonna be a bit harder now. +51-6 Critical fail7-15-Chen counters wizard...again16-23-wizard can't summon his dad, Chen 24-30 takes advantage and buff himself.31-34Wizard summons Chen's Grandad35-37-Wizard summons Chen's Mom38-39-Wizard summons Chen's Dad40-Success!
Rolled 21 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>360524
>>360524I was in a hurry and didn't realize this list makes no sense.
>>360530look closer, I just forget to press enter in 24-30
>>360535but roll again, if you want. +51-6 Critical fail7-15-Chen counters wizard...again16-23-wizard can't summon Chen's dad, Chen takes advantage and buff himself.24-30- Wizard can't summon Chen's Dad31-34Wizard summons Chen's Grandad35-37-Wizard summons Chen's Mom38-39-Wizard summons Chen's Dad40-Success!
Rolled 28 (1d40)>>360557
>>360560Inb4 Grandad is as judgemental as the father
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d4 + 5)>>360557>>360560woops
>>360578Jokes on you, one of my grandpa died before I knew him well while the other one I barely know.;_;
>>360560>>360469>>360397Wizard:>Why didn't you become a doctor instead?Who says he doesn't also have a doctorate? Chen summon a Syringe which start chasing Wizard. Wizard then tries to summon Chen's father but ends summoning his grandad instead. Fuck, now you have two enemies.
>>360939lola shoot the grandpa
>>360939All magic users on our side: Buff STP MC (and turn him back to normal) with your strongest magicSTP MC: He's got Cornellia, fuck up that nerd and his grandpa
>>360939Summon a giant spider.-Roxxie
>>360939Bribe his grandad. We can gain an ally instead.
>>360956wizard is busy right nowbut roll anyway. +51-7 critical fail8-14-the syringe catches wizard15-21-wizard keeps running22-28-wizard destroys the syringe29-35-wizard doesn't destroy the syringe but buffs MC36-40 Success
Rolled 34 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>361012Hope.
Rolled 36 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>361012
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d40 + 5)>>361012
>>361012>Turn him back to normal.What form is "normal" now?
>>361036his appearance at the start of magic duel I would assume.
>>361036we should roll for it
>>361044I would assume but at this point I'm used to the panty version and the incubus/succubus more so than the original. Heck I came in when he was that candy corn girl>>361066Unless they've already decided.
Wizard, Roxy and Candy tries to buff Mc and turn him back to normal. +71-critical fail2-10 Chen counterattacks11-15 Dispells your buff and then buffs himself16-18 Mc is still a sheep, but he can talk and stand up, Chen Buffs himself19-21 Mc is still a sheep, but he can talk and stand up22-24 Mc Is a Sheepgirl now (of course), Chen Buffs himself25-27 Mc us a sheepgirl now.28-30 Mc is a sheep man now. Chen Buffs himself31-33Mc is a sheep man now34-35 Mc back to his original form but has an afro. Chen Buffs himself36-37 Mc back to his original form but has an afro.38 Mc back to his original form. Chen Buffs himself39- Mc back to normal +buffs. Chen buffs himself40-Success!
Rolled 26 + 7 (1d40 + 7)>>361117Lo and behold. My prayer is answered.
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d40 + 7)>>361117I finally get to roll, what do I get?
>>361118>After sheepgirl but before afro.aw man.
Gba has to go, i'll take care of the session, but i have to make a pause to eat.Roll for Chen's grandad meanwhile1- Chen's grandad leaves the arena, He has better things to do2-Chen's grandad buffs his grandson and leaves3-Chen's grandad buff his grandson4-Chen's grandad buff both of them5-Chen's grandad substracts 1d10 to your previous roll6-Chen's grandad substracts 1d8 to your previous roll7-Chen's grandad substracts 1d6 to your previous roll8-Chen's grandad substracts 1d4 to your previous roll
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>361143
>>361143With the number of buffs Chen is giving himself, it obvious that he's one of those tryhards that wants to win everything. let's hit the lagswitch soon :D
>>361158>PvP tryhardYou do know how you beat these types, right?You ignore them, they need attention and praise. We should have a tea party.
>>361175That would only work if they couldn't just cast a spell and kill us. Remember, tryhard are no fun allowed so tea parties are just an easy situation for them to take advantage of.
Just use the power of lewd already!
maybe we schould cheat with devils help
>>361175>>361184We could always just keep throwing Dueling Talismans, they get rid of buffs.
Try to summon the real Chen. The tricycle riding, bike horn honking one.
>>361525IN BOXING FORM!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>361148>>361118>>361017Wizard>Winners don't use drugs!Wizard, Roxy, Devil and Candy tries to turn back hero to normal and buff him but they only can turn him into a sheep man. Chen's grandad flies aways but gives a fortune cookie to Chen to restore his luck.
>>361818Now Wizard Bro seduces Chen.
>>361818Stir fry, don't even think about it, just wok the dog.
>>361818Wizard: Return to your former self, you look kinda gay with those attires and that mustache.
>>361818Use magic to counter Candy's striptease curse
>>361818summon Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures, have him verbally tear into Chen's ass. If you don't know who he is, see vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmpjIfb0OQ
>>361818>>361825Rerolling for this
>>361928roll to stop being gay +51-critical fail2-5 You can't turn back6-10 you turn back to normalAnd now, Chen1-Chen uses an area of effects attack2-Chen cast a spell to one character3-Chen plans his next move4-Chen does nothing.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>361956
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>361956
>>361978We haven't had a good crit fail it a while.This should be good.
>>361974>>361978Wizard turns back to normal!StP Mc>Wait! why is so easy when you want to turn back ti normal?!Wizard>It's easier when you try to revert a spell that you cast on yourself, stupid muggle!
>>361978>inb4 wizard mc becomes a succubus
>>362024Wait what.Alright.STP MC seduces Chen.
>>362030do the math
>>362024Cast a spell that will make Chen's next roll -1d10 luck>>362030
>>362024He's a fat asian kid, justake ramen.
>>362024Anyway, rolling for Lola seduces Chen instead.
>>362024Transform Chen into an oversexualized woman
>>362024Dolores: Show off your expert Jūjutsu (shoot him)STP MC: show off your notanerdness, attempt to kiss Dolores.
c'mon I have to set the cliffhanger for tomorrow!1>>3620302>>3620423>>3620514>>3620645>>3621196>>362120
>>362024Can the stp mc ever catch a break?
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>362150
>>362171great, the get with less possibilities +51-11 critical fail12-22 Chen cast an AoE spell23-33 Chen cast a spell at wizard34-38 Chen prepared his next attack39-42 Chen does nothing43-44 Wizard makes Chen feel ashamed45- Success?
Rolled 31 + 5 (1d45 + 5)>>362211Rolling for hilarious results
>>362222Chen is trying to kill us all from boredom
>>362222>quadsThat is hilarious
>>362222>>362171>>362030Wizard>Hey big guy, Do you like what you see?StP Mc>I think you don't dispell completely the gay disguise...Chen is preparing his next move. Next trn will be easier for him to counterattackSorry guys, I ran out of time... I tried to make something interesting happens butthe dice are not very collaborative today... See you tomorrow. Goodnight
>>362276Goodnight, I'm serious about the Asian cusine thing. It could very well be his weakness.
>>362300I think we should fuck his butt for good measure.
>>362276That gayness. Now it is more than clear that wizard is just meant to be a woman and become the sister Roxy always needed
>>362276I've noticed that nobody is trying melee combat with him. Normally wizards are glass cannons, really weak in close combat. Next time we should try punching him in the fucking face? Maybe break his glasses.
>>362326But first, distract his fat ass with stir fry.
>>362311>wanting MC to be equivalent to a trannyI am sorry if you seem to be confused, but this is not the blogging website known as Tumblr.com, nor is it a liberal college campus.You may be interested in getting out of here and indulging in your degenerate opinions elsewhere.
>>362311Already did this once. Kind of boring suggestion desu
Start of new session at 15:00. You need to do your best. Click to praise your new Goddes! http://imgur.com/8qe2NUC
>>363528Good golly molly, man.
>>362276Chen is very concentrated and planning his next move. He is ready to attack, be careful!
>>363693Use magic to summon booze and then force feed it to chen. I highly doubt he'll be able to handle his alchohol.
>>363693Wizard casts a good luck spell on himself
>>363693Throw mud at his glasses. Blind him!
>>363693Hit him with the smell of chocolate cake.
>>363693look if candy got some money for her pole dancing and try to buy him
>>363698You can't even write a proper sentence. Wizard trying to summon noodle stall. Roll d45+51-critical fail2-10-Chen casts a massive spell11-20-Chen casts a powerful spell21-30-you create a noodle soup but Chen ignores you and cast a spell on someone31-40-you create a noodle stall but Chen ignores you and casts a buff on himself44-45-success
Rolled 31 (1d45)>>363764NOODLES!
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d45 + 5)>>363764
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d45 + 5)>>363764
Rolled 42 + 5 (1d45 + 5)>>363764
>>363766Welcome to noodle town, Chen!
will you people stop doing stupid spells and shit? you guys are really making Wizard Duel MC look exactly like a Failmancer. Always mucking about with half-assed spells that fails to succeed and the stupidest of spells making everyone look like shit and then getting beaten up like the world's toilet bitch. GROW A FUCKING SPINE AND MURDER THIS CHUBBY CHINK!
>>363804I vote we cast breast expansion + futafication on the chink next. :^)
>>363804The rolls are the deciding factor, not so much the actions decided on.
>>363808>futa>not lolibaka desu senpai
>Futa>Oppai>Ostritch T/F>LoliThere, now let's cast FOOL on Chen.
>>363698>>363766Wizard casts a "Noodles spell" and summon noodle shop. Wizard also become robot who serves noodles.Wizard-bot: Nan-ni shimasho-ka?While all this happend Chen rises his luck. Dice now d50.
>>363840Wizard Bro has inherited the powers of Mr. Fisto.Now Fist Chen.
>>363840Devil summons a golem body that he necromances a great anti-wizard soul into; one from a warring time with Asian countries that is racist towards the Asians.
>>363840DAMMIT JUST CURSE HIS LUCK DOWN TO THE D-20
>>3638461-critical fail2-14 Chen casts AoE spell15-24 Chen casts a spell at Robo-Wizard25-31 Chen casts a spell at the stall32-41 Chen casts a protection spell42-45 Chen cast a spell but wizard punches him46-48 Wizard Punches Chen49-50 Success!
Rolled 44 (1d50)>>363876
Rolled 19 (1d50)>>363876
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>363876Does Wiz Bro not get a +5 in Robot form?
>>363876not bad anon
>>363876Is there a +5 somewhere? or is this a roll of pure STR!?
>>363880Wizard casts FIST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RosIoQisA
>>363885We only get the +5 when he's casting spells and this is a punch so I'd assume we don't get the bonus.
>>363892Is being gay a magical action? Because he did get a +5 when he tried to seduce chen.
>>363897Fairies are magic.
>>363880>>363846Those robot are not famous for their speed but robo-wizard can deal with long range fistingRobo-wizard>Please, assume the adequate positionBullseye! Chen doesn't look pleased!
>>363980Rolling for this >>363848 again
>>363980Launch tactical noodles, topped with the hottest of sauces.
>>363980devil and copies summon a magic eating beast from the underworld with a saddle on the back pls
>>363980go for the shoryuken!
>>363980The fist begins milking Chen's prostate, and he keels over in pleasure
>>363980Bumble Joe distracts Chen with tapdancing.
>>363997At least combine it with an actual useful action!
>>363997imagine this picture : a young asian wizard gets a robofist up his ass and a little candy mice starts to dace in front of him
>>363997Well this is useless. roll d501-critical fail2-14-Chen casts AoE spell15-24-Chen casts a powerful spell25-31-Chen casts a spell at Bumble Joe32-41-Chen casts a spell at someone else42-45-Chen casts a protection spell46-48-Chen just ignores Bumble Joe49-50-Success!
>>364020that's nothing compared with a horse-cow getting ass-expanded with magical spanking paddles
Rolled 35 (1d50)>>364031
>>364036it's "dice+1d50" into the options bar anon.
>>364040I know what I'm doing anon
srry wrong sheet
>>364039That's more formatting options than I thought there was. Maybe it's just because I only see the greentext, spoilers, and occasionally zalgo in use. It doesn't seem like a lot of other anons know about the other ones.
Rolled 44 (1d50)>>364044This is how you roll retard
>>364044options, not name>>364050why don't you try them out? :^)
>>364034roll d10 for who is going to get punished1-Bumble Joe2-Wizard3-StP MC4-Candy Witch5-Roxane6-Cornelia7-Leslie8-Lola9-Devil10-everyone successfully avoid his attack
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>364056
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>364056
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>364056
>>364051>>364054Only nerds fucking roll.
>>364054[flip]How about this one?[/flip]
>>364059b... but she didun nuffin
>>364066It's not real anon.
>>364066Well never mind. I'm going to assume its mostly incorrect.
>>364068She wus a good girl she wus goin to pirate college
>>364066it's only works with inverted ?, ! and p ¡ ¿ d
>>363997>>364034>>364059Oh Chen is mad! Bumble Joe tries to distract him but it didn't work. Chen cast a spell on Lola and transform her into a mushroom! Oh noes!
>>364164>the mushroom doesn't have titsTHIS IS AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTYBURN THE CHINK WITH ANOTHER A BOMB
>>364164Thread theme now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QSyYAutGOI
>>363980So he's into transformation magic too? Make wizard try to bro up with him
>>364176more summoning roll1- Critical fail2-4 Chen Destroys Devils' Copies5-7 Chen destroys 2 of the copies8-10 Chen destroys 1 of the copies11-20 Chen counters devils' spell21-26 Chen cancels devils' spell27-36 Devils summons a beast, but it's not friendly37-41 Devils summons a beast, Chen casts a spell42-46 Devils summons a beast. Chen cast some protection.47-50 SuccessIF Devils success at summon the beas roll for beas type1-small and cute2-huge and disgusting3-sexy beast
Rolled 45 (1d50)>>364207
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>364207
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>364207>>364210
Pretty sure the + the devil gets should be added to both rolls though. Legally speaking.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>364210>>364176>>363989The devils summons a Huge magic eating beast form the underworld-Devil Bro>Yeeeeeeah! check my ride, loser!Chen cast protection against Demonic beasts on himself.
>>364305everyone casts "nobuffs" on Chen, preventing him from using buffs, AND getting rid of his current ones. Then we tell him to gitgud
>>364305Cast witch hammer, a spell that turns protection spell and buffs against the benefactor.
>>364305Wizard: Put more protection spells on Chen. Candy: While that's happening, figure out if there's a spell that could absorb all of Chen's protection spells in order to blow up the High Hats.Someone else: Let Leslie out of her suit.
>>364305Cast "slap a jap" on chen.
>>364348Okay roll d50+71-critical fail2-8-Chen counterattack your magic spell9-15-nope Chen dispel your magic and buff himself even more16-25-Chen just dispel your magic26-35-you manage to debuff him36-45-you manage to prevent him from using more buffs46-50-success
Rolled 35 + 7 (1d50 + 7)>>364391Boop.
Rolled 12 + 7 (1d50 + 7)>>364391
>>364348>>364398Everyone successfuly cast "Nobuffs" spell. Chen can't buff himself anymore.
>>364634Sharknado from Roxxie.
>>364634The camera moves to show Chen at a different angle, showing the team his weak point!
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>364720+2 still applies right?
Rolled 44 (1d50)>>364720
>>364637Sharknado roll!1-2 Critical fail2-11 Chen counters with a massive spell12-19 Chen counters with an AoE spell20-27 Chen counterattacks Roxy28-34-Chen maybe can't cast buffs anymore but he can cast Debuffs on you35-39Roxy summons a tornado, Chen casts a spell at Roxy40-44 Roxy summons a tornado.45-48 Roxy summons the sharknado. Chen casts a spell at Roxy.49-50 Success.
>>364730And this counts, right?
>>364730>>364734Did you delete the last one specifically so that this legit roll would be not legit?
>>364736>>364730Also, there's 0 difference in those 2 posts. What the shit.
>>364739Yeah, I guess
>>36474628 was not in the list
>>364754I see that now, my bad.Should have made 28 an odd-one-out super roll. :^)
Rolled 24 (1d50)>>364736Blockbuster incoming
Rolled 18 (1d50)>>364736Does >>364730not count then?
>>364730>>364637Roxy Creates a sharknado! lame 3d effects included!
>>365146Hmm, is it possible to transmute Chen into calamari? Only one way to find out!
>>365146Throw a flaming chainsaw at Chen to push him into the sharknado
>>365177You know what if you keep suggest stuff and not write a character I am going to do that random. Roll d71-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Leslie7-StP MC
Rolled 1 (1d7)>>365259
Rolled 5 (1d7)>>365259Oh yeah, I forgot we can control every character now.
>>365177>>365269Roll 50+51-critical fail2-10-Chen counterattack you with AOE spell11-20-Chen counterattack with a powerful spell21-30-Chen protect himself31-40-you running at Chen with chainsaw41-48-you throw a flaming chainsaw but Chen doesn't move49-50-success
Rolled 49 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>365312
>>365329chen getting rekt
>>365177Yes.>>365269YES.>>365329HELL FUCKING YES!
>>365334Prepare for the chensaw
>>365334Chen relied on buffs too much.
>>365177>>365329Algorithm SHISHKEBAB initialisedWizard: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!Object CHEN successfully moved inside object SHARKNADOObject CHEN probability of death is 99,99%Initiate algorithm I AM THE BEST WIZARDWizard: YAY! IM DA BEST!Well that was easy. See ya tomorrow. It's almost finish.
>>36562210/10 GOTYA strange-looking chainsaw though
>>365631It's the Fallout Shishkebab sword.
>>365637Pretty sure he was joking with GBA, anon.
>>365622Somehow, I've got a feeling that we've not seen the last of Chen.Call me paranoid, but I've just got a feeling...
>>365651I'm high on believing
>>365622*jumping the shark joke here*
>>365651Chen it be that he's still alive?
>>359682Don't tell me this doesn't look like Fetish Quest.
>>365842>Don't doesn'tOkay.This looks like Fetish Quest.
We'll start today at 15:00 UTC. Try to take care of Lola's mushroom problem! She can't do it alone! http://imgur.com/XN57KbF
OH NOES! It's not over! Chen destroyed sharknado and now he is really REALLY MAD! We need to do something and quick!
>>366623Turn him into a big breasted loli.
>>366623Fail Wizard casts "Inside-out" spell, turning Chen, well, inside-out.
>>366626No more Mr. Good Boy roll. +51 Critical fail2-14 Chen counters with a massive spell15-21 Chen counters with aoe spell22-27 Chen counters wizard with a spell28-32 Chen Counters with a Debuff33-36 Chen Redirects wizard's spell37-40 Wizard's spell affects Chen unexpectedly, Chen casts a spell41-44 Wizard's spell affects Chen unexpectedly45-47 Wizard hits Chen, but chen also casts an spell48-50 Success
Rolled 50 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>366637Casual 1.
>>366642I was expecting to get a 1.I am... pleasantly surprised.
>>366640well hey howdy hey there mr anon
>>366640Chen is getting ass-devastated
>>366640>>366626Robot-Wizard>Initializing "inside-out" protocol.>Target: Chen>Executing "inside-out" protocol.>"inside-out" protocol success.Wow, that's really a unpleasing view...
>>366704Kick Chen in his very exposed testicles until he passes out from pain
>>366704spray him with lemon juice
>>366707Again no character specification. Roll d71-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Leslie7-StP MC
Rolled 2 (1d7)>>366715Can't we just all kick him in the balls? There's more than enough space between his legs.
Rolled 1 (1d7)>>366715
Rolled 4 (1d7)>>366715
>>366707>>366719Well technically testicals usually outside of a body and since all his body inside out, his testicals are inside of his body. In a few words this is stupid. Roll d50.1-critical fail2-14 Chen transforms back and cast a powerful AOE spell15-21 Chen transforms back22-27 Chen counters Joe with a spell33-36 Chen protects himself37-40 Joe punches Chen but it's not really hurts41-45 Joe punches Chen and it's hurts46-50 Success
Rolled 36 (1d50)>>366748
Yes, that is a very unpleasant view.Why didn't we just rip out his heart, like damn.
Rolled 21 (1d50)>>366748>Well technically testicals usually outside of a bodyI don't know about you, but my testicles are inside my scrotum
>>366778yes but unlike ovaries they are in a sac that extends from the body making them vulnerable normally. If we'd just removed his skin instead of turning him inside out they'd be exposed but instead they've shot through his urethra and are probably hiding behind his intestines.
>>366704Wait, shouldn't his eyeballs face inwards too?
>>366794So Chen is a sonichu?
>>366707>>366719>>366757Bumble Joe runs to Chen to punch him in the nuts but Chen was faster and created a protection for his ballsack.
>>366830best: lick the flesh from his bones
>>366842You don´t know who best is?
>>366842beast ... srry
>>366836But...He has no flesh that can simply be licked off.
>>366830All wizards throw salt and lemonade on his exposed body
>>366871>The flesh has been stripped, now salt the wounds!Maybe we should turn an ally into a Psycho Mutant akin to Kreig from Borderlands 2?Also, these fucking Raving Retribution lines.http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Krieg/Quotes
>>366836Beast from underworld attack. But Chen has protection againts demonic beast>>364305 -31-critical fail2-6-Chen Casts a powerful spell at Beast7-15- Chen Casts Aoe Spell16-32- Chen Casts debuff spell33-38- Chen Protects himself and tries to get back to normal39-43- Chen Beast licks Chen but he cast a spell44-47- Beast licks Chen48-50- Success
Rolled 14 (1d50)>>366884Surprise!
Rolled 24 (1d50)>>366884
Rolled 43 + 3 (1d50 + 3)>>366884I don't actually know if you can add minuses but it's worth a shot.
>>366865licking or ripping is the same if you have a pretty face like this
>>366890roll a d12 +1 to se how many characters will be affected by the Area of effect
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d12 + 1)>>366932Woe and behold.
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d12 + 1)>>366932Are there even 13 characters?
>>366942Yes.>Wizard Bro>Four Devils>Roxxie>STP MC>Cornelia>Lola>Bumble Joe>Candy>Cowgirl whose name I always forget>Demon mount
>>366955oh right, there are lots of devils by now.
>>366941then roll a 1d13 untill 7 characters are selected. Don't roll a 7d13, so everybody can doom a character and feel bad.1-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Roxane4-Devil5-Devil 26-Devil B7-Devil Beta8-Candy9-Leslie10-StP MC11-Lola12-Cornelia13-Beast
Rolled 1 (1d13)>>366975Come on devil 2
Rolled 11 (1d13)>>366975
Rolled 8 (1d13)>>366975
Rolled 4 (1d13)>>366975
Rolled 6 (1d13)>>366975
>>367008>>367020you can roll again
Rolled 13 (1d13)>>366975
Cast spell: Class change on Chen, change his class from Wizard to farmer.
Rolled 5 (1d13)>>366975keep rolling
Finally>>366979>>366987>>366989>>367000>>367013>>367039>>367066Wizard, Lola, Candy, Beast, Devil, Devil 2 and Devil B are affected by the spell1-Everybody get vaporized2-Everybody turns a puddle of goo3-Everybody get poisoned4-Everybody turns into animals5-Everybody get stuck in magic crystal6-Everybody get frozen7-Everybody shrink in size8-Everybody get fused together
Rolled 10 (1d13)>>366975
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>367074
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>367074
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>367074Critical...
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>367074
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>367074Check this 1
>>367080>>367066>>367039>>367013>>367000>>366989>>366987>>366979>>366941>>366890>>366836Chen has more than enough and cast an area of effect spell.Robo-Wizard>Danger, danger! Spell interfering with unit's size!Candy>What's nooooooooow?!All the devils but Devil Beta get affected by the shrinking spell. Unfortunately for the Beast, Devil Beta was still on top of it.
>>367371Everyone climb on leslie for safety.
>>367371Anyone who was spared, cast briny death ray.Anyone who was shrunk, avoid briny death ray.
>>367371Candy: Summon sugar rain upon Chen while Devils summon ally fireants to go and eat up the bloody sugary Chen.
>>367386>being tiny>summoning ants
>>367390>implying magic power is akin to sizeThat's physical strength you're thinking of.
>>367390They're ally fireants, we won't have the pheromones they use to distinguish enemies on us.
>>367386That's one really complicated plan. Roll d501 critical fail2-6 Chen Casts a powerful spell7-12 Chen Casts AoE Spell again13-20 Chen Casts debuff spell21-29 Candy casts a sugar rain30-39 Devils summon hostile fireants40-47 Devils summon ally fireants48-50 Success
Rolled 39 (1d50)>>367453
>>367386>>367468Devil summons fire ants and they are aggressive. Oh no! They eat 3 other devils!Devil: Welp. These not fire ants guys are sure is dead.Wizard-bot: DON'T YOU EVEN FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THEM?Devil: Not a big deal. They was just a bad copies. I can make more if I want to.Candy: Oh my God! There is ants now?! Can somebody make me to stop dancing already?! This is getting ridiculous!
>>367788Candy uses Growth Magic to turn poor Lola into a proper Mushroom-GirlOf normal size.While Roxxie just rips Chen's heart out.
>>367808first for Candy.However, this is not candy magic and Candy still has the Poledancing curse.1-5 critical fail6-12 Candy can only turns Lola in a candy type being13-14 Candy turns Lola into sentient Mushroom15-16 Candy turns Lola into small Mushroom girl17-18 Candy turns Lola into Mushroom girl19 Candy turns Lola into human with mushrooms20-Success
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>367851check this nat 1
>>367856You failed trying to fail...At least candy-type being is better than a giant mushroom at least for now. Unless it;s a candy mushroom.
Can we roll for what type of candy?
>>367808And now for Roxxy to try to finish him. +21-critical fail2-6 Chen counters with Another AoE spell7-10 Chen Counters Roxxy with massive spell11-17 Chen Counter roxxy with normal spell18-23 Chen counters with debuff spell24-28 Chen Disappears for 1 turn!29-34 Chen cast protecion and go back to normal35-39 Roxxy Punches Chen but he counter attack40-44 Roxxy Punches Chen45-48 Struggle!!!49-50 Success
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>367910
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d50 + 2)>>367910
>>367922shit roll a d8 +1 for range
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d8 + 1)>>367942
Who is NOT affected?, roll 4d81-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Leslie7-StP MC8-Lola9-Cornelia
Rolled 1, 8, 6, 2 = 17 (4d8)>>367952
Rolled 1, 1, 6, 4 = 12 (4d9)>>367952Wait there's nine options, rolling nines just in case
Rolled 1, 5, 6, 4 = 16 (4d8)>>367952>4d8...O-okay then...
>>367965we need one more oll then
Rolled 2 (1d9)>>367981
Rolled 6, 7, 2, 1 = 16 (4d9)>>367952Cornelia deserves to escape too
>>367965>>367994Roxane, Candy, STP MC, Lola and Cornelia get affected!1-Everybody get vaporized2-Everybody turns a puddle of goo3-Everybody get poisoned4-Everybody turns into animals5-Everybody get stuck in magic crystal6-Everybody get frozen7-Everybody lows his IQ8-Everybody get fused together
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>368003
>>368003Could be worse.
>>368006>>367965>>367994>>367922>>367856>>367808Candy tries to turn Lola back to normal but her magic knowledge only allows her to turn Lola into Chocolate mushroom girl. At least she can move nowDolores:>What kind of joke is that?! this is the best you can do!?Candy:>Oh, excuse me! My speciallity is candy magic! ungrateful brat!Chen then cast a espell that lock, Roxane, StP Mc, Lola and Cornelia in magic crystal!!!But they are not fulfill their focus yet!!!We have to finish for today! Let's try to fix this tomorrow!
>>368373When yo say "magic crystal".are you referring to methamphetamine or an actually magical crystal?
>>368391A crystal that keeps you in suspended animation
>>368434That might be meth
Today's session start at 15:00 UTC. here something MarioGrant requested me to draw >:^) http://imgur.com/U1Z3TFi
>>368373This is how the arena looks right now.Leslie>mph! Mmmmph, mmmmph mphh! (Uh! Don't give me that look, I did nothing!)>>369763Awh yeah!
>>369784Leslie should probably try to get out of that outfit and help.
>>369788Well she can't use her thumbs because of this suit so it's not really smart thing to do. Roll d161 critical fail2-4 Chen attacks you5-8 Chen returns back to normal9-13 Leslie can't use her thumbs so it pointless14-16 success
Rolled 11 (1d16)>>369795
Rolled 2 (1d16)>>369795
>>369796Leslie makes an attempt to take off her suit but she can't use a zipper without her fingers.
oh come on, we've got two magic users unfrozen! fail wizard and lil devil, join forces, turn yourselves back to normal, and wreck shit! you've done it before, where'd that power level go? (and maybe unfreeze your sister too, for a family team-up)
>>369821Well let's have little devil try to free the fro-ho-hozen people
>>369821Bumble Joe: Offer Chen a nice glass of Leslie's chocolate milk
>>369836glass him roll.1 Critical Fail2-6 Chen attacks Leslie7-12 Chen attacks Joe13-20 Chen disappears 21-29 Joe can't milk Leslie, Chen gets back to normal30-38 Bumble Joe offers him a glass of milk but Chen ignores Joe39-44 Chen gets back to normal but Joe throws a glass of milk at him45-48 Joe throws a glass of milk at him49-50 Success
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>369846bracing for failure
>>369848>post ending in 48>roll 48I don't even
>>369848>two 48'sKing has spoken
>>369821>>369836>>369848Bumble Joe quickly prepares a glass of Milk from LeslieLeslie>What are you doing stupid rodent?! just help to unzip this suit!Bumble Joe then throws the glass of chocolate milk at Chen expenting some kinf of reaction.And what a reaction!! It's looks like Chen have some kind of dairy intolerance! Well, nerdy looking guys always have some kind of allerge.>Tetsuoooooo!!!
>>369897Pop him like an oversized balloon!
>>369897Open leslies taps and have her hug chen
>>369903>>369906More milk, Roll d501 critical Fail2-12 Chen fixing himself13-20 Chen disappears for 1 turn!21-30 Chen casts protecion 31-40 Leslie just hugs him41-47 Leslie opens your her taps and try to hit him48-50 Success
Rolled 21 (1d50)>>369937
>>369903>>369945Chen creates some antihistamine pills and quickly swallow them to prevent himself from allergic reaction.
>>369987Wizard: Summon orange juice rain.
>>369987Bumble Joe:Rape Chen
>>369999Quads confirm, Chen must be raped
>>369987devil and wizbot attack the titan chen
>>370005>>370010but 9 isn't a get number
>>370017quad 9 is like upside down 6 man, dont be a faggot
>>370006Attack of the Titan roll. +51-critical fail2-8 Chen casts AoE spell9-17 Chen casts a spell at wizard and devil18-25 Chen disappears for 1 turn26- 31 Chen casts protection and turn outside-in32- 36 Chen casts protection37-44 Wizard and devil hurt Chen but he casts a spell45-48 Wizard and devil hurt Chen49-50 Success
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>370041Rape Chen. Do it now.
Rolled 49 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>370041
>>370041Should we roll to see if we're in him or outside of him when he turns right side in?
>>370046>>370006Wizard and Devil are ready to slay Chen but in the last second he disappear! what a dishonorable move! well, you have one turn to try to regroup!
>>370251Wizard: unzip Leslies suit. If she's not wearing anything under it, summon some revealing clothing for her.
>>370251Bumble Joe: get Leslie out of suitWizard: try to get everyone unfrozen from magic crystal, creating sexy crystal women optionalLil Devil: Turn everyone invisible so Chen thinks you've left when he returns
>>370251Robot, crack candies crystal open.
>>370251Robot: Crack candies crystal open.
>>370251Lil Devil: DESTROY Leslie suit
>>370251free everyone by turning them into crystal waifus as well. then resize them appropriately Into shortstacks
This may help you
>>370308Destroy the crystals. Roll d16+51 critical fail2-6-it doesn't work7-11-you break only some of the crystals12-16-success
Rolled 9 (1d16)>>370391
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>370391
>>370308>>370396Wizard successfully casts a magic spell and break all crystals and free his friends. In the meantime Chen comes back and his skin and organs back where they belongs.
>>370630Wizards: Summon a hose and connect it to Leslie's taps. Then furiously spray Chen
>>370630Wait for chen to attack with a spell and cast magic mirror to revert the spell to himselfAny magic user
>>370648Let's exploit Chen weakpoint roll +71-Critical fail2-8 Chen Cast an AoE spell9-15 Chen counterattacks16-21 Chen casts A debuff22-26 Chen protects himself27-32 Chen get a bit sprayed and counters33-38 Chen get a bit sprayed39-43 Chen get partially sprayed and counters44-46 Chen get partially sprayed47-50 success!!!
Rolled 28 + 7 (1d50 + 7)>>370668>>370668
>>370670>>370648The wizards creates a hose and Roxy sprays Chen with Leslie's MilkLeslie>MMMPH!! (HEEEY!)Chen tries to divert the mils stream but some land of his face. This gonna vause some problem to Chen as he can't see now as clear as before.
>>370955I Chennot believe that worked
>>370955Let Leslie out so she can spray him. She'd probably have better aim anyway.
>>370977you mean better depth perception.
>>370977Which character should take off Leslie suit. Roll d81-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Candy Witch4-Lola5-Cornelia6-Roxane7-Devil8-StP MC
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>370998
>>370977>>370998Okay let's try to beat Chen. Roll d501 critical fail2-6 Chen casts an AoE spell7-12 Chen counterattacks13-16 Chen casts a debuff17-20 Chen protects himself21-26 Chen get a bit sprayed and counters27-32 Chen get a bit sprayed33-38 Chen get partially sprayed and counters39-44 Chen get partially sprayed45-50 success
Rolled 31 (1d50)>>371029
>>371057slow and steady
>>371066Wins the duel
>>371066chip damage him to death. sooner or later, not having to deal with a bunch of /d/eviants aggravating his allergies is going to outweigh whatever extra credit or whatever he gets out of fighting us and he'll rage quit
>>371066Unlike his bowels if he swallows some of that...
>>370977>>371002>>371057Cornelia jumps on Leskie and unzip her suit. Leaslie finally take off this horrible clothes.Leslie: Finally! I feel better already. Hey, partner! You wanna dance? Let's dance!Welp it's over for today. I will put this teasing cliffhanger for now. See ya tomorrow. Maybe we can finally beat this guy.
>>371373He'll probably beat himself if you catch my drift
Session starting time, 15:00 UTC. I also made a request! Warning! high impact sexual violence :^) http://imgur.com/LiNdY33
>>372488OH YES! 8^))
>>371373Leslie shoots chocolate milk out of her nipples at Chen. His face swelling even more now. tits and also dicke and balls :^) http://imgur.com/a/rRE1c
>>372797Wizard bro, try and summon Leslie's old outfit for her to improve her milk spraying capabilities, then we can bloat this chink like a puffer fish.
>>372797I have an idea, hear me out.Chen is a faggot.So let's have Candy, Roxxie, and Wizard use enhancement magic to send Leslie into milk overdrive and drown that bubble boy.
>>372807first, Enhancement magic for Leslie. +71-8 Critical fail9-13 Chen casts an AoE spell14-19 Chen counters with a spell20-24 Chen casts a Debuff25-28Chen Protects himself29-32 Leslie gets an upgrade, Chen attacks33-37 Leslie gets an upgrade38-40 Leslie gets a great updrade, Chen attacks41-46 Leslie gets a great upgrade47-50 Success!
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d50 + 7)>>372830Wew
Rolled 23 + 7 (1d50 + 7)>>372830
>>372835Watch out! Chen is gonna cast a Debuff1 extreme railroad2 Hallucination (worst of the first 2 rolls)3 Bad Luck (more fail rate)4 Low IQ (at rolls -1d10)5 Slow down (-1d8)6 Mute (-1d6 in magic actions)7 Sleepy (-1d4)8 Blindness (less succes rate)Also how many characters are affected?? roll a d9Then, roll that number/d9 to see who is affected 1-Wizard2-Bumble Joe3-Candy Witch4-Lola5-Cornelia6-Roxane7-Devil8-StP MC9-Leslie
Rolled 5 (1d9)>>372874>debuffs are always AoE Fun.
Rolled 4 (1d9)>>372874
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>372874>phoneposter making all the rollsFunner.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>372874>>372886
>>372885roll 5d9, extra dice in case a number is repeated
Rolled 7, 9, 3, 5, 1 = 25 (5d9)>>372874
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>372926>>372878>>372886>>372835>>372807Chen casts sleep at Leslie, Wizard, Devil, Candy and Cornelia. They have now some problems to focus and lose 1d4 in their rolls
>>372975Wizard: use spell to summon ritalin
>>372979Leslie doesn't need to be awake to pump milk. Have roxie soak this fool with leslie knockers until he fucking bursts.
>>372977It's time to use some drugs. Roll d16+41-critical fail2-5-Chen casts AoE spell6-8-Chen casts powerful spell9-13-these drugs have some side effects14-16-success
Rolled 5 (1d16)>>372988
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d16 + 4)>>372988
>>372993>>372995What are the odds>Inb4 1/256
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d16 + 4)>>372988Let's see here...
>>372977>>372993Everyone take some ritalin. They don't feel so sleepy anymore. But it seems Wizard have some side effect from this drug.Wizard: Wow! Dude! I don't feel so good.Devil: You alright, buddy? Need a ride?Candy: Wizard-san, you okay? Kawaii!Elefant-thing: Hey, man. You forgot that doctor said to you never eat ritalin. You are in trouble, brother.Wizard: That shit is crazy, dude!Wizard now is really unstable. Use him on our own risk.
>>373325centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdfWizard Bro opens a Wild Magic hole!
>>373338>Wizard Bro opens a Wild Magic hole!Do you mean HIS Wild Magic holeÖ>>373325That is some strong ritalin
>>373338roll the d10000 also roll a d41-Chen counters2-Chen Protects himself3-4 Chen does nothing
Rolled 8800 (1d10000)>>373409Also requesting Wiz Bro do it by smashing a spectral faucet. :^)
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>373409uh, okay.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>373409
>>373418>All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass>>373421well you just give Chen a free turn.
>>373421>>373418>>373338Wizard is really trippingWizard>quick! we need to turn all this stones clear like glass!!! we need to see through them!!!Devil>The hell is wrong with you?!Chen then cast really bad trip at WizardWizard>Pffff! that's not scary at all!Mr. Degroote>Wellcome to "Introduction at magic 101", today we learn how to cast a fire spell...Wizard>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHG!
>>373894try to woo saggy tits
>>373894Wizard fights his inner demons
>>373906Oh wow. Really? You like this kind of women? Welp let's try flirt with witch. Roll d20+51-critical fail2-6-wizard got smacked7-11-wizard really getting out of hand12-16-witch thinks wizard is weirdo17-20-success
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>373942
>>373954kek, now we roll high. Wizard GILF fetish confirmed.
>>373954Important rolls win again
>>373971At least he stopped being gay. Shit taste, but not gay
>>373906>>373954Wizard: Hey, beautiful! I have something for you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I can take over the world for YOU. How about I show you some of my "magic" skills, lovely? Witch: Oh my! I didn't know you feel that way, Mr. Wizard. It's so sudden. I think we can spend some time together and try to combine our "magic" skills. Tee-hee!Devil: What the fuck, bro! I saw her first! You are going to regret this!Lola: Maybe you all stop doing this stupid shit and finally transform us back to normal size?! Morons...
>>374212>Oh, you wanna grow back huh? FINEthen lola was a giantess
>>374237That makes me grow if you know what I mean
>>374237but who casts the spell???1-Candy2-Devil3-Roxanne4-Wizard
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>374261
>>374268Yeah I thought so.
>>374268Make Lola great again roll.1-critical fail2-5-Chen counters your spell6-9-Lola is normal size mushroom girl and Chen attacks10-14Lola is normal size mushroom girl15-20-Lola is normal size human and Chen attacks21-24-Lola is normal size human 25-30-Lola is giantess Mushroom girl and Chen attacks31-37-Lola is giantess Mushroom girl38-44 Lola is giantess human and Chen attacks45-50 Success
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>37429950 pls
>>374212STP MC's about to either get real mad or real sad>>374302Perfection
>>374302you wasted all the good rolls in joke gets....
>>374319This is kind of a joke get
>>374302>>374268>>374237Devil>Ok, ok, I'll make you big again!Lola>Finally!Devil>Mumble, mumble, Stupid wizard trying to cockblock me...Devil is very frustrated right now and fails miserably.Lola>What have you done!!!, turn me back turn me back!!!!Devil>Hey! it's not a big deal! You could say you are small time!
>>374422Well, look at the bright side. Now she doesn´t take up mushroom.
>>374422I forgot. That was the last for today. Let's try to not shrink Lola into subatomic size. See you tomorrow. Goodnight!
>>374422Ok, lets try again, but with a spinMagic up a blow dart and a timed growth spell on lola.time to see Chen's insides again.
>>374422Candy: Impress your new husbando by fucking Chen up, Candy Witch style.
>>374454>>374675>>374706Guys, that's it for tonight. See here? >>374441
Starting at 15:00 UTCwhat are you looking? there is no porn here!
>>374422Wizard is still tripping and flirtting with Candy, Lola has become easier to draw and we are still in the middle of a fight.
>>376361StP MC: ask the wachting crowd if somebody know how to uncurse Lolaroxy cast mist
>>376388StP Mc asks the crowd1-Critical fail2-3 The crowd laugh at StP Mc4-5-The crowds ignores StP MC6-7-Someone asks the qiestion8-SuccessChen attack Chance1-3 AoE spell4-6 Chen Counters Roxy7-9 Chen Chen Casts a spell at Roxy10-12 Chen debuff Roxy13-15 Chen protects himself16-18 Chen does nothingif 7 or bigger roll for RoxyRoxy Casts Mist +21-Critical Fail2-6 Roxy Casts a small area mist7-11-Roxy casts a medium area Mist12-16 Roxy casts a big area mist17-20 Success
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>376438
Rolled 18 (1d18)>>376438
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>376438
>>376448>>376451>>376459Eh, this works.
Why is every roll for the stp mc so unfair? 5/8 were all negative outcomes, one of them literally laughing at him, why even bother having him in the quest at all? Hell even the wizard, who was orginally supposed to be bad at magic has a free modifier on his rolls, does everyone just hate the other mc or what?
>>376516The get itself is a bit silly.>ask the wachting crowd if somebody know how to uncurse LolaJust try to make her bigger, she is not cursed, the last roll was a 1/50
>>376516To be fair, wizard often gets 30-50 dice cap rolls, so his +5 isn't really that good under those circumstances while STP gets a lot smaller rolls, like this 1d8 one.
what the fuck
Rolled 5241219 (1d10000000)>>376629>>376639>>376644>>376650Just keep trying. I'm sure you'll get it some day.
Rolled 25 (1d50)>>376629dice+(number of dice)d(number of sides on dice)put that in options.As an example, to roll one fifty sided die you would put "dice+1d50" into the options tab. Like so.
Rolled 19 (1d20)thank
>>376388>>376448>>376451>>376459StP Mc>Anyone know how to make them big again?Crowd>Yeah! Stop sucking at magic!>AHAHAHAHA!>Stupid muggle!Roxane>Don't waste your energy with them. Ok, Show is over!Roxane cast a mist that covers almost all the arena. Now Chen can't see the party. Unfortunately the party can't see Chen either.That was your plan?
>>376671Devil: Turn Lola into AntPirateGirl.Wizard: Head off to Las Magus with your new girl in your car with your lawyer.
>>376671Candy: Impress your new husbando by taking Chen down CANDY WITCH STYLE. (we relinquish control of her from us so she can start being badass on her own in-between turns)
>>376687You didn't specify the spell so roll d100 to know which spell Candy uses.
>>376719ALL OF THEM.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>376719
remember, some of them are tiny now.
>>376735>pop rocksPOP POP POP WATCHING CHINKS DROP
>>376747Did you remember what that spell does??
>>376763>any stone we can hold in our handDon't blame me, It was not my idea.
>>376778just substitute the stone with a turd and we'll be fine
>>376687>>376735Candy casts Pop Rocks. It will be really hard ro hit Chen in the mist so roll d501-critical fail2-10-team panic! There is explosive pebbles flying around!11-20-Candy hits someone from her team with pebble21-30-Candy just miss31-45-Candy hits Chen with one pebble46-50-success
Rolled 6 (1d50)>>376803
Rolled 29 (1d50)>>376803
Rolled 18 (1d50)>>376803
>>376806>team panic! There is explosive pebbles flying around!So did she impress wizard bro?
>>376816>flying aroundI'd wager that it's more like a hailstorm but the rocks are explosive
>>376826So id say yes
>>376816I don't know. Let's see. roll d81-we ship Wizard only with Roxane2-meh. He totally can do better3-Wizard gives Candy A for affort4-that's pretty good5-Wizard really like what Candy doing6-Wizard is super impressed7-Wizard fall in love with Candy Witch8-Wizard worship Candy Witch
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>376842
>>376687>>376735>>376806Candy:Hey, Mr. Wizard! I can cast cool magic too. Check this out!Candy casts Pop Rocks spell. She starts throwing pebbles around and hoping that one of them hit Chen but she hit only members of her team. They panicked and run away. Candy: Phew. I did it? I hit someone? Wizard: Sure you did, baby. You did good.Devil: WTF?! He touch her! Did you see that?!Lola: I am small as microbe! I can't see anything, idiot!
>>377179Roxy gets annoyed for some, "unexplainable", reason at Candy.
>>376816"Candy, my pebbles!"
>>377179Wizard and Candy start making some "magic" iffin youse gets me, wink wink, nudge nudge.
>>377179Devil gets jelly because wizard got closer to candy again and transforms him into a woman out of spite because candy isn't into lesbians
>>377179Wizard Bro uses his own magic as a show of power, hourglass expansion on Candy and Roxxie both.
>>377227Anons never changes :^)
>>377227Didn't you get enough of that in the previous duel?
>>377241Precisely.>>377253How new?I've been trying to stop Chen for a while and decided to have a giggle.
>>377227First, let's see if Chen Ddes something with the mist1 Chen cast a magic projectile and hit someone2-3 Chen cast a magic projectile but doesn't hit anyone3-4 Chen dissipates the mist5-6 Chen dissipates part of the mist7-10 Chen can't see and does nothingSigh, But take into acount that Wizard is still high. +51- Critical fail2-6 Wizard puts them both inside hourglasses7-8 Wizard make a pair of hourglasses expands9-10 Wizard turns them both into hourglasses11-12 Wizard turns them both into Hourglasses girls13-14 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on someone else15-16 Wizard casts hourglass expansion only on one of them17-18 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on himself, Candy and Roxane19 Wizard casts hourglass expansion on Candy and Roxane20 Success
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>377308
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>377308
>>377311>>377317>>377227Wizard>This... this mist! I... I must... expand hourglasses!!!Devil>Man, that Ritalin really hits you hard...Dolores>Stop casting pointless spells and turn me back to normal, you useless piece of shit!!!
>>377605MC and Leslie: use your wrestling skills and pin chen to the groundRoxy: turn chen wand into a electric eelDevil: turn the party big again
>>377605Devil: turn Lola back into a normal-sized hourglass-shaped girl
>>377605Lolify Chen, Roxxie.
>>377666Good job, Satan!
>>377666>>377666OHMYGOD! TRIPS OF TRUE! you don't need to roll. everything is going to happen 100%
>>377709It's happened before, this shit is real
>>377721 nice... story progress i guess
>>377619>>377666Devil make everyone back to their original size. Roxane transforms Chen's wand into electric eel. He zaps Chen good. While he stunned Roxane and StP MC start to beat living shit out of Chen.StP MC: That for transforming me into a sheep! That for Candy because she is now flirting with this stupid wizard!Roxane: Yeah! It's because of you they now flirting! You asshole!Chen is crying like a girl but don't want to give up yet.
>>378031All those who are thicc: Use submission holds on Chen until he gives up
>>378031Finish him, Stp Mc, chop off his head, executioner style.
>>378031Roxy: Turn Chen into a baseballSTP MC: use your axe as a bat and hit a home run at the High HatsBumble Joe: Confess your love to Cornelia
>>378056fatality roll1-Critical fail2-3 Chen has an ace up his sleeve4-6 Chen has a new haircut7-10 Chen not gonna need hats anymore.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>378084Incoming 7
>>378091>>378056StP Mc are ready to chop some nerd heads,But it looks like Chen has some last trick!!!What could it be?We will see it tomorrow. Good night all.
>>378031Roxane is annoyed by the fact her brother is getting somewhere with candy. (Insert possibility of feelings toward Wizard here)
New session will be at 14:00 UTC. And remember good things come in small packages.
>>380385>no pornWho are you and what have you done to GBA?
>>380417we don't want to spoil you
>>378218Chen uses something he never thought he had to use. A white flag!You win in the most satisfying way: abandonment of the opponentPompolus:>Very impressiveRazzrak>I had not seen such a violent show in a long time. Sesile>Oh boy, I hope someone have recorded the fight.Markus>Ahahahahaha! All those fails! all those nonsense spells!Piñata Princess>I will never understand wizards, but I guess that was a pretty... interesting show
>>380594Candy: Literally just kill Chen. You're not as nice as the others and you really don't enjoy that fat chink.
>>380594Turn chen into a cute fox girl.
>>380594Candy and wizardbro make out in celebration of the victory.
>>380628Wew! Someone is not going to like it. Roll d16+51-critcal fail2-6-Wizard got cockblocked7-8-Candy hugs Wizard9-12-Candy kisses Wizad in a cheek14-16-WOW! SUCCESS!
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d16 + 5)>>380649
>>380651Holy fuck the dice really hate us.
>>380628>>380651Roxane: You little pervert pig! You not enough that MY life is miserable?! And now you need to ruin another woman's life?!Wizard: Wha-what? What are you talking about Roxane?! I can't remember anything after I took this medicine. I think there was some old woman and elephant and.... KGHH! KHGG! Roxane don't hold my neck so hard! I can't breathe! EGH!Candy: No! Don't hurt Little Mr. Wizard! I want to build an evil empire with him and create army of minions! And also cuddle with him.Devil: Why you need this failure! He into incest anyway!StP MC: He doesn't deserve you Candy! You can find SOMEONe better then him! Like me.Lola: Mhm! Everybody always around this fat witch and noone said me something nice. Even this stupid hero... hm.Leslie: Can we just go home or something?! I also need some clothes! This is useless...It seems High Hats have an offer for our heroes.Pompolus: You show us how good you are in duel! But you still break the law and violate the 32 rules. So if you want freedom and also powerful Sugar staff, you need to fight last duel! So you accept it?Sesile: I think they doesn't hear you.Razzrak: If they not hear this. They will hear my fists.Markus: No need to be so hot blooded. Let's wait. And punish them if they ignore us.
>>380768Start beating up each other
>>380768we only accept if lola gets a new pirate boot, roxy one million ,devil and a waifu, joe a nice house and cornelia a face (or whatever she wants) and leslie something nice... did i forgot something
>>380768As long as you throw the Princess in as an opponent as well, sure.
>>380788you can't stick togheter roll.1-Critical fail2 serious beating3-normal beating4-cartoony beating5-high hats feel ignored
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>380825
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>380825
>>380825>no lewd beating option
>>380833But anon, you could get tired of lewd if you see too much
>>380833You mean beating off?
>Finally unbanned>Come back and we're beating the shit out of each otherWonderful, nothing has changed.
>>380930kek, what did you get banned for? Extreme shitposting?
>>380942Getting banned for shitposting? In 4chan? Anon, how baked are you?
>>380942Oh.On /v/, there was a glorious shitstorm cause of Breeding Season getting killed and someone got into the Dropbox and managed to share the entire Breeding Season Assets folder.I specifically got banned for posting an image from the Memes folder for the people who hadn't gotten in yet.For (4) days.
>>380998Oh I downloaded this folder. What exactly meme pic it was?
>>380994I have actually gotten banned for shitposting. Sometimes Mods like enforce rule 6.
>>381009meme stockings.Art Assets/Concepts/Memes is where you can find it.
>>380829>>380788Man, Looks like there is some discrepancy within the party membersStP Mc>I'm a little tired of your bullshit! You have been a nuisance since we meet!Wizard>Yeah,sure! You would be a pixie in the woods if I hadn't helped youRoxanne>I knew it! You will always be the same selfish pig that forget about his family!Candy>Why don't all of you fucks off?!Lola>Why you only only have eyes for fat whores! And why are you so incompetent with magic!?Devil>Shut up bird-tits! I don't accept orders from anyone!Leslie>I'M SORRY! I only accepted that job as thug for extra money!! Somebody help me!Sesile>Shall we stop them now?Pompolus>Nah, this is amusing
>>381019Hatefuck orgy ensues
>>381019Roxxie initiates plot progression.
>>381027Is that a magic spell?
>>381016Oh really? I expect something more stupid.>>381027Roxane is ready to answer to High Hats offer. What should she say?>Yes>No>She demands more rewards
>>381045>One last duelYes, of course.
>>381047Nah-ah. It's surprise. You need to accept or decline this duel.
>>381045Only if Candy princess joins the party
>>381050ACCEPT YOU FOOL
>>381045Accept, but she demands Leslie as reward.
>>381049>>381067>>381070>>381090welp there is going to be a one last duel then. Wait for pic, lovelies
>>381049>>381067>>381070>>381090Roxanne>Ok we'll fight but I want my own cowgirl!Leslie>Wait! what?!Roxanne>And we also want the Princess joins the fightPiñata Princess>Yeah, like they gonna risk my safety...Pompolus>Sure, you gonna need all the help possible for this one, Ha ha ha!Piñata Princess>WHAT! you can't do that I'm a princess!!! It's supposed people have to protect me! I can't...PoofPiñata Princess>Oh shit...(1/2)Wait for pic (2/2)!
>>381191I motion that the first thing we do is make Viva Pinata Princess an "official" member of the team. If you catch my drift. :^)
>>381293I am not catch your drift. Please explain with detail.
>>381303He's going to push your bow off the dock while holding your belayed stern line in hopes the wind will push you into the channel.
>>381099Do you want to know against who you going to fight? Well this is going to be The High Hats! And they fuse together and transform into huge tall wizard!Avatar: WE ARE AVATAR OF MAGIC! WE HAVE CONTROL OVER EVERY ASPECT OF MAGIC! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FIGHT LIKE A TEAM IN ORDER TO HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US! GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT!
>>381346Well, first Candy Princess needs to go through initiation and become part of our motley crew, so just basically poof away her clothes and give her a slap on the bum.
>>381346I don't see all those conflicting personalities working well together.
>>381346Have all wizards magic a really really REALLY big hat.
>>381346Kick him in the dick.
>>381346Comment on knowing which High Hat is clearly carrying the whole team and provides more to the Avatar than the others (without being specific as to which one).
>>381375Ah, yeah that's a good idea. Might cause internal conflict and if it doesn't we at least know who's in charge of the avatar.
>>381363Going with this
>>381346Candy: use Princess as battery, overcharge lollipop axeSTP MC: Magic is no match for avatar of failure, chop them down to size!
>>381346Roxy, go all psychological and sow dissent between the personalities.Everyone else, run around like idiots.
>>381396First, Candy tries to charge candyaxe1-critical fail2-4-Piñata princess doesn't want to cooperate5-8-Axe charged9-12Axe supercharged13-15Axe overcharged!16 Success!!
Rolled 10 (1d16)>>381435Fates are kind.
>>381396okay. Let's try this1-10 critical fail11-20 Spell at everybody21-35 spell at StP MC36- 46 Physical attack at STP MC47-60 Spell at StP MC61-77 The axe breaks78-89 Avatar endures the attack90-95 Avatar want to see what STP MC can do and doesn't attack. Small wound96-99 Avatar want to see what STP MC can do and doesn't attack. Big wound100 success
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>381470
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>381470*insert 100 here*
>>381396>>381436>>381472Candy put plug in Princess in order to charge lollipop axe.Candy: Hold still Princess. I need your pure candy energy.Princess: Wait! What?! Where are you going to put this plug? Aaahh!Axe is supercharged!StP MC: Alright! I have a power!StP MC runs at Avatar. But it's no problem for Avatar and he just stomps MC.StP MC: Chaaaaarge! OUGH!Avatar: I THINK YOU NEED TO GROW, LITTLE SHEEP. SUCH A SMALL OPPONENTS IS NO MATCH FOR US.
>>381670devil: summon the monster milf candy: more candy magic
>>381670"Quick question: who forms the head?"
>>381670Candy and Wizard bro combine powers to bring forth a giant candy mech for StP hero to pilot, along with lacking the ax it's weapon.
>>381686This with a cool shoulder cannon thingamajig and lots of missiles.And make sure to make the mech as thicc as possible!
>>381686let's make a nice mech.+51-critical fail2-6 Body armor type mech7-11 Metal gear Candy12-15 Pierce the heavens16-19 EVA-tar destroyer20-Success!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>381707
>>381708>BarelyThis is going to be kickass.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>381707
>>381720You forget the +5, we're going full gurren lagann boy
>>381708You forgot the +5 anon.
>>381728That's why I said barely.We barely got a 20.
>>381707ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!
>>381708>>381686Wizard and Candy combine their magic to create a huge mecha robot.But it's not only for StP MC. The whole party is piloting it!StP MC>All right! all is better with giant robots!Wizard>Let's kick some demigod's assesRoxane>Meh! I could do better!Lolita>Oooooh! I'm normal again! And look these pretty clothes!Candy>Never subestimates the power of candy!Devil>This is gonna be fun!Leslie>Welp! at least I'm not naked...Piñata Princess>Where... wha... why...how?Sounds like a cliffhanger for me. Let's see tomorrow what this new toy can do. Goodnight!
>>382105>Cornelia and Bumble Joe at the endAdorable.See you two tomorrow.Also, grammar thing, it's underestimate, not subestimates.
>>382105Check out THESE cans!
Today's session starts at 15:00 UTC.We have to use the new Mecha-Waifu at full potential! http://imgur.com/3fskKG6 (Credits to GBA, I only colour it)
>>383241>And the whole party is inside that thingTalk about lewdception.
>>383241Is it just me or does viva pinata seem like she gained some weight since that dating sim gif from a few threads ago? Or is it just an update to the art style?
>>383567A fat pinata means more candy.
>>382105Behold the power of the Mechawaifu!
>>383609Penetrate the Avatar.With your fist.Through the chest.
i'm assuming we're already supercharged & plot-throwback equipped. ACTIVATE HULKAMANIA MODE
>>383609I don't really get what you mean by that but okay roll d90+81-5 critical fail6-10 Avatar casts area spell11-20 Avatar casts powerful spel21-30 Avatar physical attack31-40 Avtar casts spell at some character41-50 your finger just shine a little51-60 your finger also a lighter61-70 you blind Avatar for a second71-85 you blind Avatar for a turn86-90 success
Rolled 36 + 8 (1d90 + 8)>>383649>Inb4 9
>>383649you guys don't watch enough animehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpa9RF9aj4
>>383616>>383653Mecha-waifu makes her finger shine a little.Roxane: Stop doing that! We need to fight! Not play with this robot!Wizard: I didn't touch anything!StP MC:You liar! I saw you touching this bottom!Candy: Come one guys! We need to use full potential of this machine!Devil: Does this thing have warm seats? Or at least a radio?Lola: So which bottom we need to press to win?Princess: Where is evacuation exit in this thing?! I want to get out!Leslie: Just give up, Princess. You never get away from this guys.Avatar: WHAT A PATHETIC SHOW. EVEN GIANT MECHA CAN'T HELP SUCH AN IDIOTS.
>>383725Create a candy magnet that absorbs all of the candy in the world to make the largest drill you can create. Then:GIGADRIRRUBREAKER!
>>383725Bubble Gum Missile Barrage!
>>383746https://youtu.be/EEI-NCTsiPEBecause I'm not sure if you actually know what I mean by this. You two don't seem to understand references too well.
>>383752Yeah, context is fairly important.Not knowing anime references isn't necessarily something to be ashamed of but I'm surprised by some of the stuff I considered fairly mainstream flying under their radar. Maybe it's cultural or something.
>>383746You can't handle all this sugar roll. d90+81-5 critical fail6-10 Avatar casts area od effect spell11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell21-30 Avatar physically attack31-40 Avatar casts spell at some character41-44 You make a small drill but avatar casts a spell45-50 You make a small drill51-54 You make a medium size but avatar casts a spell55-60 You make a medium size drill61-64 You make a big drill but avatar casts a spell65-70 You make a big drill71-74 you make a huge drill but avatar casts a spell75-80 you make a huge drill81-85 You absorb all the candy in the world to make a drill but avatar casts a spell86-90 success
>>383761Well Gurren Laggan is pretty popular in Russia but I didn't watch it probably because I am fucking hipster or something and Gundam not really famous in my country but I know a little about it.
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d90 + 8)>>383767
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d90 + 8)>>383767
Hey, so not for nothing, but is Cornelia gonna be okay if we go around absorbing candy into drills? Is the cockpit shielded or something?>>383771nevermind
>>383771that's what happen when you use the ultimate attack as first move!!!! King wants you to create a climax!
>>383771what kind of magic avatar gonna use??!1-ancient magic2-war magic3-lewd magic4-chaos magic
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>383796
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>383796
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>383796Lewd, please...
>>383799Seems like I was so focused on 3 that I rolled wrong.
>>3837991-avatar summons an elder god2-avatar opens the gates to hell3-mana overdose4-Nuclear explosion5-Doppelganger6-Shadow barrage7-Meteor rain8-Corrosive rain9-Fire wall10-Magic Shield
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>383819
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>383819
>>383820>nukeswell fuck, that was a short fight
>>383819That guy used the wrong dice, btw
>>383820>nuclear explosion"Hey Roxy, why don't you stop this one too?"
>>383819>Ancient Magic>Nuclear Explosion>Ancient
>>383844 The World of this quest is actually Earth after 2000000 years
>>383844>implying the Egyptians weren't pioneering nuclear weapons back in BC
>>383844Time is convoluted
>>383848Oh, so we're going Adventure Time up in this shit.I should have figured, honestly.>>383851>Implying it wasn't Ghandi since since the dawn of time
>>383856>implying Gandhi wasn't secretly Egyptian royalty that had lived throughout several lifetimes to bring his wisdom to the british
>>383844The first roll was wrong, it's supppsed to be war magic. At the end is a vaild spell.
>>383844>Nuclear Explosions are considered Ancient>OP confirms this is future Earth>There is magic, demons, and candy peopleIs Magic Duel Quest/Save The Princess the same world as Adventure Time, but even further in the future?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBe5EakGK7M
>>383865>It's MD vs STP Time>C'mon grab your foes>We'll see where this train wreck goes>With Fail Wizard>And STP MC>The lewd will never end>It's MD vs STP Time
>>383879I'd really like this to be canon.
Our next move should be:>Create an extremely large orb of ice>Cast infinite rewind on the orb of ice, trapping the nuclear explosion inside it>Use transposition on the orb to teleport it onto the Avatar, forcing them to be trapped in the ice, getting infinitely nuclear exploded on
>>383914I'm leaning: >>383619Assuming we aren't annihilated.>Inb4 our Mecha grows a third arm from radiation
>>383572more candy for her then
>>383922Why a third arm when we could get a third boob?
>>383942Is that even legal?!
>>383942>not growing a benis
>>383942Cause 3rd arm is the generic go-to radiation effect.Also,>Not a full 2nd row of titties
>>383971>not a scorpion lower body>not a formless mass
>>383956What do you think the roll for a drill was for?
>>383987>Scorpion girl Futa meme>Assimilate memeMove on to greener pastures.Incinerate her.
>>383820>>383771>>383746Avatar casts a destructive nuclear explosion. The dome of the arena is destroyed.Avatar Has casted a magic shield around the arena to protect the crowdAvatar>You have seen what I'm capable of? Do you really think you can defeat me?StP MC>Can you say more final boss clichè quotes?Wizard>I think the mecha is ok, but let's try not to provoque more nuclear explosions.Devil>I want more nuclear explosions!Candy>I think gathering all the candy of the world was a too ambitous plan.Piñata Princess>I'm offically freaking out!Lola>This thing is invulnerable to radiation, right? I don't wanna end with an extra eye.Roxanne>HEY!Leslie>...and I leave all my possesions to the Association of McDonalds' Victims....
>>384057EXTEND THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP!
>>384057Punch them through the chest already and rip out their heart.
>>384057RULES OF NATURESLICE EM IN HALF
>>384057Clearly we need to have Candy Princess be r̶a̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ attached to a series of wires that overcharge the mech even more.
>>384057Grab his mustache and jerk his head down to knee him in the face.
>>384057It's time for some old ultra-violence. Roll d90+81-5 critical fail6-10 Avatar casts AoE spell11-15 Avatar casts a powerful spell16-25 Avatar physically attack26-30 Avatar casts a spell at some character31-40 Avatar avoids your attempt to grab him41-50 You grab his mustache51-60 You knee him but it nothing61-70 You hurt him a little71-85 You hurt him a lot86-90 success
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d90 + 8)>>384100
>>384107Today just isn't our day.
Rolled 42 + 8 (1d90 + 8)>>384111Let's see...
>>384107>>384077Avatar: OH! YOU STILL STANDING. THAT'S CUTE. SOON ALL OF YOU GOING TO BE A FOOD FOR WORMS!He punches Mecha-Waifu in her face.StP MC: Goddamit, Wizard! You suck at physical attacks!Wizard: And who is saying this to me?! Mr. "I will run at giant demigod with lolipop axe"!Roxane: Guys stop fighting with each other! We need to work together!Devil: Roxane is right! Anyone wants to be sacrificed to summon ancient god?Candy: How about raise an army of candy minions? Anyone want to participate?Lola: Everything you do is stupid! What we need is a pirate ship!Princess: Let me out of here! Leslie: Can we just run away? We certainly can't win this one. Right?
>>384214Rip. Out. His. Heart.