Will be this the final episode?!>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princessCrossover threads (MDQvsSTP)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>387223Are those the Canon colors of each character? Curious.
>>387227I was in a hurry, maybe I'll change something later
You have successfully summoned Giga Cockroach Supremo, the friend of all failures everywhere.StP MC: He is kinda smaller than I expected.Wizard: Come on. Size doesn't matter. I am sure he is more powerful than he looks.Cockroach: Roach! Roach-roach! Roach!Devil: Is he fucking pokemon? Why is he saying his name?Roxane: Well. Maybe he can help us.... somehow.Avatar! Hahahahahaha! Really?! You think this thing is going to stop me?! Hilarious! Ahahahaha!Leslie: Welp. I know something like this is going to happen.Cockroach: Roach! Roach!
>>387240Have the cockroach bite avatar's dick whilst you use the distraction to go for a SUPER ROBOT PUNCH
>>387240Crush Avatar with Roach Supremo.
>>387240first, go Cockroach roll d801-5 Critical Fail6-18 Avatar turn cockroach against you!19-27 Avatar casts a powerful spell at cockroach28-36 Avatar physically attacks cockroach37-45 Avatar casts a spell at cockroach 46-55 Avatar also summon some help56-64 Avatar protects himself65-72 Cockroach distracts avatar but doesn't hurt him73-79 Cockroach hurts avatar80-Success!
Rolled 72 (1d80)>>387262
Rolled 7 (1d80)>>387268Wow not what I'd expect from this thread.
>>38727172 cockroaches await us in Roach Heaven.
>>387268An okay roll
>>387268 high chances of impact!1-5 critical fail6-16 avatar casts at spell someone17-28 avatar physically attacks someone29-40 avatar protects himself41-50 struggle51-57 WEAK ROBOT PUNCH58-63 ROBOT PUNCH64-69 SUPER ROBOT PUNCH70-75 ULTRA ROBOT PUNCH76-80 Success!
Rolled 78 (1d80)>>387285wait, are you using my suggestion?
Rolled 53 (1d80)>>387285
>>387290oh shit disregard that last roll
>>387295but muh 78
>>387295Why not both?
>>387290>>387268>>387245>>387246Cockroach>Roach! Roach roach!Avatar>Only an insignificant wizard could summon such an insignificant creature!Cockroach looks like he wants to fight.Avatar is distracted! Is time for...STP MC>Ultimate Robot punch!Wizard>Robo-Punch of JusticeRoxy>Divine Fist!Candy>Jaw breaker punch!Devil>Right hand of Satan!Lolita>Super Duper extra crunchy punch!Leslie>Emmmmh, Punchy attack?Piñata Princess>I refuse to take part in this nonsense!!!Wizard>we need to reach an agreement about the namesStP Mc>yeah...
>>387407Now that you've got him reeling go for the SUPER ROBOT MC TEAM HYPER FORCE DROP KICK
>>387407Form blazing lollipop axe
>>387407Use Candy Princess for maximum candy overcharge.
>>387407Stp mc encourages the princess to join in on the fun, or to at least remember that this fight was to save her, originally
>>387431Please this, with >>387423
>>387446well let's stick with this one. Roll d34+81-4 critical fail5-8-nothing happened9-12-you use Candy Princess and charge for a little power13-16 you use Candy Princess and charge for some power17-20 you use Candy Princess for maximum candy overcharge21-24 you form lolipop axe25-28 you form blazing lolipop axe29-34 Success!
Rolled 34 + 8 (1d34 + 8)>>387463Weird dice.
>>387465Oh shit nigger, what am I doing?
>>387465WHERE IS ARE THE NAT 1'S?
>>387465Today is a good day.
>>387465Hopefully this didn't exhaust all the remaining dice luck we probably had
>>387486Today is the day to use all our saved up luck!
>>387640Unless after defeating the Avatar our heroes have to fight MarioGrant and GoodBadArtist
>>387669What 4th wall?Also,Lewd of those 2 when? :^)
>>387446>>387465Wizard: We need more power!StP MC: Where we are going to get it?!Candy: I have an idea! Initiate candy energy sucking tentacles!Princess: Initiate what?! Oh no not this again MMH Mmh mMh mmh!!!Tentacles start suck candy energy from Pinata Princess. Now are Mecha is overchargedDevil: Oooh! That's sexy!Leslie: At least it's not me in there.Roxane: Oh for fuck sake. Form Lolipop Axe!You successfully created blazing Lollipop Axe!Lola: Alright! It's time to kick ass! ooohh lewd stuff http://imgur.com/dhGBF9h
>>387755Stick the axe into the robot's pussy to activate it's secret transformation mode:SUPER GIGA MEGA LEZBOTWith Feminazi powers, she'll destroy the patriarchy set up by the 4 wizard males. Her armpit hair of truth will also lasso them into telling the public the truth of their evil ways.
>>387755Distract the Avatar with a big showy final attack, then get Cockroach to knock 'em out with a rock from behind
>>387755Now pray to the dice gods above to give you an awesome sword made of dice
>>387777Goddammit, you wasted a quad.
>>387768well first transformation. roll d20+81-critical fail2-9-nope10-12-you stick axe in robot's pussy. and now what?13-14-you have axe penis now15-16-futanari transformation17-20-success
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>387813
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>387813Here's hoping for dick
>>387814Roxie is going to be so happy with her brother.
>>387814Hey at least we get masturbation robot art.
>>387768>>387814Mecha-waifu put axe inside her vagina and starts moving it around. It's seems she likes it.Roxane: Goddammit you guys! I made this axe for fight not for this purpose!Wizard: Don't look at me it's all his fault!StP MC: My fault! You are biggest pervert in here!Candy: Guys stop arguing! We need to use our energy for something else!Lola: Oh! Robot is shaking! Does this suppose to happen?Leslie:I also know that this is going to happen.Princess: MMhhmhMMhhmmmHHHHHmMm!!!Avatar: Wow! That so nasty! I like it. What? No! This is stupid! We need to punch them! Or maybe a good spell? Or a pie in her face?! here we go again http://imgur.com/a/MNkqJ
>>387955Pray to the dice gods for that dice sword
>>387955Robot orgams and releases acidic chocolate chocolate from her nipples in a firehose fasion.
>>387955The robot is now male amd tesosterone demands a fight
>>387955Unleash our inner lumberjack and throw our ax at the avatar
>>387968>>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">>387223
>>387968>3 minute rerollRead DA RULES.>>387955Orgasm a magical explosion that turns all people into ducks, all around the world; everyone except you. The avatar splits apart due to not knowing how to be a fused duck and become the High Quacks.
>>387988Oh quack Nigger, what are you ducking.
>>387988wait whaaa? roll d80+81-5 critical fail6-10 avatar cast AoE spell11-15 avatar casts spell at someone16-20 avatar physically attacks someone21-25 avatar buffs himself25-35 you transform everyone in arena even yourself but not Avatar36-40 you transform everyone in arena except Avatar41-50 you transform everyone in arena even yourself51-55 you transform everyone in arena except yourself56-65-you transform everybody in the world even yourself but not Avatar65-70 you transform everybody in the world except Avatar71-78 you transform everybody in the world into ducks79-80 Success!
Rolled 58 + 8 (1d80 + 8)>>388053
>>388055>66Holy shitdicks Batman.
Fuck no, even Giga Cockroach Supremo will become a duck and will become Giga Duck Supremo.
>>388118Oh god, it's Catgirl Princess all over again.
Might as well summon optimus prime with all this transforming going on
>>387988>>388055Mecha-waifu orgasm so hard that she creates magic explosion that transformed everyone in the world into ducks. Only our heroes and Avatar still the same.Wizard: That was cool!StP MC: Awesome!Roxane: Why ducks?!Devil: Why not ducks?Candy: I guess this doesn't give us any opportunity.Lola: Hehe. Ducks.Leslie: I don't expect that.Princess: MMhmmhmMM?!Avatar: Ahahaha! Ducks! They look so funny! Stop it! We need to fight our opponents! Kill them! Have sex with them?
>>388392Have sex with the Avatar.Then like Praying Mantis, eat their head post-coitus.
>>388392use axe to chop hole in space/time continuum, beat up High Hats when they were just starting out as wizards
>>388392>that audienceI am laughing way harder than i propably should be.
>>388406robo-demigod sex. Roll d80+81-5 critical fail6-15 avatar cast AoE spell16-25 avatar casts spell at someone26-30 avatar physically attacks someone31-40 avatar buffs himself41-50-you try to seduce Avatar but it didn't work51-60-you try to have sex with Avatar but he struggle61-75-you have sex with Avatar but it doesn't go well76-80 Success!
Rolled 55 + 8 (1d80 + 8)>>388466
Rolled 74 (1d80)>>388466Hope?
>>388473This is gonna get lewd.
>>388392Prepare to duck avatar's attack. Then Dive attack.
>>388406Oh yea, i forgot this was legit since this is bordline /d/ quest anyway.
>>388525I saw "have sex with them?" in the post and rolled with it. :^)Plus,>Not wanting to fuck a being of ancient, legendary power
>>388529Welp, except a wakfu duck in the front seat, doing its job. obviously not on tumbrl
>>388406>>388473Mecha-waifu seduce Avatar and having sex with him.Wizard: I didn't touch anything!StP MC: Me too!Devil: Hey don't look at me! I was making coffee all this time!Candy: This is not my fault! I was busy controlling candy energy!Princess: MMHhMMHhmMM!Roxane: Well and who's fault is this then?!Lola: I touched some botton. I didn't know it going to do that.Leslie: Well this is definitely one of the weirdest experiences in my life.Avatar: Oh Gods! It was 1000 since have sex in this form! Ohh yes! I am... CUMMING!Devil: Cum containment level over 100%Wizard: What does this mean?!StP MC: That mean we are screwed!Mecha-waifu now have really huge proportions and can't move well. you shouldn't give me opportunity to draw such things http://imgur.com/a/gapIq
>>388791Quick, while Avatar is distracted, chop off his penis and shove it in his mouth.
>>388791StP MC, Roxane, and Lola, jump out of the mech into the hole in the Avatars chest while the others make the mech's pussy clamp down on the avatar's dick.
>>388791Sit on the Avatar, immobilizing him more than us.
>>388837Immbolize Avatar roll. d80+8 1-5 critical fail6-15 avatar cast AoE spell16-25 avatar casts spell at someone26-30 avatar physically attacks Mecha-waifu31-40 avatar buffs himself41-50 Avatar hasn't finished with you51-58 Mecha-waifu try put avatar down but he struggles59-68 Mecha-waifu is on top of avatar.69-76 Mecha-waifu sits on Avatar77-80 Success!
Rolled 64 + 8 (1d80 + 8)>>388900I'm here to ruin everyone's lives with nat 1
>>388904Well, you've probably given us Mecha BBW facesitting porn, so in terms of ruining my life, you failed miserably.
Rolled 56 + 8 (1d80 + 8)>>388904I applaud your life-ruining skills.
>>388904>>388837Wizard>I learned this trick from BernadetteSTP MC>It Comes to my mind... I always end inside of a woman...Devil>Wait, we are fucking a guy, don't this makes us technically gay?Roxanne>No, it makes you an idiot!Dolores>Why don't we punch him in the balls now?Candy>You mean those orbs?Leslie>Guys is this even doing something? I think we only making him hornier!Piñata Princess>MMMMnnnngggh!Avatar>Mmmmnngh mmmph! I could be like this for weeks! NO, I must fight back!Are we achieve something? or just making pointless lewds?! we'll see it tomorrow but I'm ok with both. Goodnight!http://imgur.com/a/KbLAd
>>389172There is no such thing as pointless lewds
Cuminflated giant robo-girl facesitting. I just wanted to see how thats looks in a phrase. I think we are reaching a new point since " Horse-cow transformation ass-expanding spanking"I must go to bed now...
>>389212>>389172Sleep well, for tomorrow we delve deeper than ever before.
New session will be at 15:00 UTC. And for now take a look at ex-best students of "University of Magic and Quacks".
>>390140how is the second one even alive
>>390140I forgot about the shitomancer incident.Good reminder.
>>390140StP MC>This isn't working! It was a horrible idea!Wizard>I'm waiting for suggestions.Roxanne>Stop arguing already!Devil>"Cumflation", checked... I almost have a bingo!Dolores>what a waste of time...Candy>mmmmh! I don't think the princess can endure this much longer!Piñata Princess>NNNNgggh mmmmph!Leslie>G...guys, what it's this sticky white stuff that is filtering?
>>390239Okay new plan, we need to forcefully eject the cum in a narrow beam, the high pressure will create a blade of semen with which we can cleave the fucker in half.
>>390239And now for the finisher.Turn on the ass vacuum and assimilate the Avatar through suction power.:^)
>>390246So we're dual wielding a orgasm powered candy axe and a pressurized semen sword. Sounds kinda cool actually.
>>390253>pressurized semen swordThe way that Anon phrased it, we're going to obliterate a chunk of the Avatar by ejecting it all out of an orifice.You know what would be disturbing? If the Mecha got pregnant and had a half-robot half-ancient legendary being baby.
>>390246Okaaaaay. Roll d75+81-5 critical fail6-15 avatar cast AoE spell16-25 avatar casts spell at someone26-30 avatar physically attacks Mecha-waifu31-35 avatar buffs himself36-45 Avatar wants more sex46-55 you make a stream of sperm out of mecha's hand56-60 you spill sperm on Avatar61-70 you create "Semen blade"71-75 Success!
Rolled 25 + 8 (1d75 + 8)>>390269>75We're wearing him out, woo.
Rolled 5, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 8, 8, 4, 7, 3, 8, 4, 6, 7, 8, 7, 7, 6, 2, 5, 5, 8 = 127 (25d8)>>390269
>>390272Whelp. That was not what I intended.
>>390246>>390270Avatar become bigger and scarier!Avatar: Enough! We are here to fight not to have sex! Win in this duel or surrender! Wizard: We never surrender! Right?StP MC: I don't have nothing to lose anyway.Roxane: Of course we going to figh! But FIGHT! Not doing more disgusting stuff!Candy: That is not disgusting. It's natural.Princess: MMHhhMMHhmMM!Devil: Hey guys! Somebody wants a mayonnaise? There a lot of this stuff in main block.Dolores: Oh come one! Just let me pilot this thing!Leslie: Eeeeww! This gooey stuff on my floor now!
>>390321Use the old "What's that behind you!" Before slamming the axe to the back of the head neck.
>>390321Throw the axe at its face.
>>390321Can we shoot jizz out of our robot tits as an attack?
it all goes straight to our thighsand then we crush the avatar's skull like a sparrow's egg between them
>>390321Start spinning with our ax, becoming a giant hurricane of Avatar's destruction as we slice him to bits with each pass
>>390348we back to the d100+81-10 critical fail11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu21-26 Avatar casts a AoE spell27-32 Avatar casts a spell ay someone33-38 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu39-45 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu46-53 avatar debuffs someone54-59 the drain system expells all the stuff.60-65 the drain system redistributes equally all the stuff.66-75 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifu's thighs but Avatar casts a spell76-82 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifu's thighs and you try to kick avatar but he casts a spell83-88 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifus thighs and you kick avatar89-98 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifus thighs you try to crush avatar but he struggle99-100 Success
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>390373I thought you didn't read spoilers. :^)
>>390383I regret nothing, because your idea was shit.
>>390375oopswhat kind of powerfull spell? rolla d4 not a d31-ancient magic2-war magic 3-lewd magic4-Chaos magic
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>390386
>>390385I mean technically it wasn't even replying to the correct post but who's counting?
>>390389It was also in spoiler text, which the QM said he didn't read.The QM messed up on two counts, if he actually cared about enforcing his own rules.
>>390395It was the only get though, so he probably just wanted a suggestion and took the one that got a get. no harm no foul I say.
>>390388roll a d101 Fist of the north star2 1000 fists attacks 3 avatar cast a Nuclear explosion4 super Lazer attack 5 Avatar summons magic sword6 Avatar summons a warhound7 avatar summon magic cannon8 Avatar transform his hand into a powerful warhammer9 avatar enters Berserker+ mode10 avatar summons an Ak-47
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>390424
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>390424
>>390430>>390388>>390375>>390348Avatar summons a magic sword. It will attack independently.StP MC>Why can we summon cool things like that?Wizard> We already have an axe!Devil>But not that cool.Roxanne>We should get rid of that thing quicklyDolores>When we gonna start to kick asses?Candy>hold on a bit more Princess...Piñata Princess>NNNNgggh mmmmph!Leslie>Why don't we try to get rid of the extra weight first?
>>390590Expell the mentioned weight as a fluid cannon.
>>390590Roll seduction on the sword.Saving throw to not be wooed by the sword yourself.
Transform his fluids into a cum golem.
>>390590All of the semen inside of your bot was potential children murdered for the sake of cybersex. The souls of the semen possess the liquid and drizzle out of the bot to form into a giant sexy Pyramid Head, who just wants to kill EVERYTHING. They will attack the avatar or the mech every round without fail, trying to inflict fatal wounds each time.Pyramid head is magic immune, due to being born from the grudge of the semen of a magic god.
>>390596Wow! But first let's roll for magic sword. roll d61-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword 4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>390609
Rolled 9 (1d9)>>390609Why didn't we seduce the sword.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>390609
>>390598>>390596GOD DAMMIT ANON!
>>390590Candy takes a turn powering the bot, meanwhile, princess needs to recharge candy energy, and the best way to do that is to stuff herself with candy to replenish what was used uo
>>390595>>390596When in doubt, make more waifus.
>>390596Why you want Piramid Head attack US? This is stupid. Roll d100+81-10 critical fail11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu21-26 Avatar casts an AoE spell27-32 Avatar casts a spell at someone33-38 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu39-45 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu46-53 avatar debuffs someone54-59 cockroach now piramid head60-65 you gave birth to small pyramid head66-75 you gave birth to small sexy pyramid head76-82 you gave birth to small magic immune sexy pyramid head83-88 you gave birth to giant sexy pyramid head89-97 you gave birth to giant sexy magic immune pyramid head98-100 Success
Rolled 37 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>390642
Rolled 52 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>390647Rip.
>>390596oh and my idea was stupidstill, i'm on board. lets kick this into high gear
>>390642Roll for debuff1-mecha-waifu become human2-mecha-waifu now frozen to the ground3-mecha-waifu now smaller4-mecha-waifu stunned for a turn5-mecha-waifu inflated6-bad luck debuff7-mecha-waifu downgrade8-inverted controls
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>390699
>>390596>>390610>>390647Avatar: It seems you are really good at controlling this robot. So how about a little control shift?!Avatar casts debuff at mecha. She now have inverted controls.Wizard: What happened?!StP MC: I think nothing changed.Roxane: Well we never know until we try to do something.Devil: Well let's didn't do anything then.Candy: Maybe we will do something simple?Princess:Mmmhmmm...Loliita: Let's dance! That simple and fun!Leslie: Our mecha is full of cum! Why nobody trying to do something with it?!
>>390760Shoot a high pressure cum stream (from. umm, somewhere). A 'cum saw' if you will.
>>390760lets have leslie in charge of cumming on the avatar, from our mecha nipples.While having her hang upside down of course.
>>390760>Reversed controlsHmm. Is it just controls or also actions?Either way, seduce the sword into joining us.
>>390776>While having her hang upside down of course.I don't know if this is important or just some more sillyness
>>390809it's because of the inverted controls
>>390813eeeemh, it doesn't work that way... you'll understand now...
>>390824>Inb4 Critical Failure is a Critical Success now, locking us out of the best rolls no matter what
>>390824Why do you hate the scientific method!
>>390776we have to roll first for sword. d61-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>390837
>>390776Leave Leslie the Nipple shoots! roll. d10+8Wait! what the fuck!1-9 success10-18 Nipple cannons ready!19-26 Avatar is blinded with white stuff27-33 Leslie shoot at Avatar with cum but nothing really happens34-41 Leslie drains all the cum42-47 avatar protects himself48-53 Avatar debuffs someone54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu90-100 critical fail
Rolled 21 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>390872
Rolled 81 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>390872
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d10 + 8)>>390872what an easy roll
>>390872Should it still be +8 with inverted controls?
>>390881>>390885You both rolled the wrong dice
>>390915Roll a d10 was obviously a typo anon. Just look at the results.
>>390881>>390776>>390841Leslie>all right! Something I am good at! Prepare yourself I won't miss!Computer>ATTENTION, ATTENTION, Wrong ammunition selected! changing dispenser!Leslie>Wait! what does that mean?!Computer>Changes completedStP MC>What did you expected!!!Wizard>That's actually makes senseDevil>Of course! "dicknipples" one more for Bingo!Roxanne>Can we just wreck this robot and summon another?!Lolita>I don't think anatomy works that way.Candy>And I think the princess is at her limitPiñata Princess>MMMMnnngh!Leslie>... ... ... Why do you have to ruin everything?!Avatar>That was a little disturbing. Or it was hot?you already know what are in the link, don't blame me http://imgur.com/a/Lqtr4
>>391347Free the princess from tentacles and insult the Avatar's mother(s).
>>391347Grab the Avatar's sword by the hilt, then start hitting him with it and the axe
>>391367roll first for sword. d61-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>391379
>>391367Well let's try this. Roll d100+81-9 success10-18 you grab magic sword and hurt Avatar a little19-26 you just grab magic sword but Avatar evades you attack27-33 you grab magic sword34-41 you break magic sword42-47 magic sword evades you attemt to grab it48-53 Avatar debuffs someone54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu90-100 critical fail
Rolled 55 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>391412Nat 1.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>391412
Two can play at this 'mess with controls' shit.Make the Avatar super laggy.
>>391367>>391383>>391417Mecha-waifu parried magic sword's attack. Avatar: Not bad. But you are open now!Avatar punches Mecha-waifu in her face!Wizard: Why always face?!StP MC: This guy is a jerk! penis-nipples right here http://imgur.com/a/PVetA
>>391520Give the Avatar terrible lag.
>>391520STP MC & Lola: use helicopter building skills and wooden ship knowledge to repair robotWizard & Roxanne: Transfrom Lil Devil into a Piñata Princess, give actual princess a breakRemaining Party members: Try to find weak point on Avatar
>>391537first. sword roll1-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>391556
>>391537what are they trying to repair?
>>391581either cum inflation if that counts as damage, or neck, since I doubt the can change inverted controls
>>391581Cumflation and dicknipples probably
>>391537Fix roll d20+11-critical fail2-4 Avatar casts a spell at StP and Lola5-8 Avatar casts a spell at one of them9-12 they can't repair mecha-waifu13-16 they fix the drain problem17-19 ...and the neck damage20 successMake me a princess roll d21+71- critical fail2-8 Devil refuse to get turned into a princess9-12 Devil counters and turns wizard into the princess13-16 Both get turned into princesses17-19 Devil is turned into a princess but refuses to replace Piñata princess20-21 successSeaching for weak points roll d221-Success2-4 You find a weak point5-8 You don't see any weak point9-12 Avatar physically attacks Robowaifu13-16 Avatar casts a spell at someone17-19 Avatar casts a powerful spell20-21 Avatar Attacks Mecha-waifu22- Critical fail
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>391649
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d21 + 7)>>391649
Rolled 1 (1d22)>>391649
>>391659>>391655>>391652>>391563>>391537StP Mc>Ok I'm opening the trapdoor. In the name of everything sacred, grab that rope tightly!Wizard>Hey! the princess need some break, why don't you replace her for a while?Devil>Don't even think about that...Roxanne>C'mon, do it for the team.Candy>Ok, I'm searching for weak points. give a second!That's all for today. See you tomorrow. Goodnight!
>>391847Great day, we're getting close.
>>391847I thought that a 9 meant that wizard is the one who gets turned into a princess.
>>391995Chances are, it'll happen tomorrow in the opener.
New session will be at 15:00 UTC. I am too lazy to draw something good so here shitty wizard picture.
>>392871Its all good.
>>391847StP MC>Ok, it's coming outLola> Where this trapdoor goes?StP Mc>try to guess.Wizard>You gonna help us! you have no choice!Devil> I have an U tubeWizard>aaagh!Roxanne>well, This also works, I guessWizard>No way! let me fix it!Roxanne>I thought you loved all this perverted things?!WizardNo when it happens to me!Candy>Of course! those are the weak points! It was to obvious! I feel like an idiot now! creampieless version with more creampie http://imgur.com/a/uQ9r3
>>392957Make the switch with CP and Wizard, and have the robot eat the Avatar's beard.
>>392958roll first for sword. d61-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>392962
>>392958Roxane: Easy now, brother. Just change places with Princess and everything will be fine.Wizard: NO! You can't do this to me!Devil: This's not so bad. I am sure you like it.Wizard: No I am not! Shut up!roll for switching Wizard with Princess.d12+21-critical fail2-4-wizard runs away5-6-wizard keeps struggling7-10-it doesn't work with fake Princess11-12-success
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d12 + 2)>>392969
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d12 + 2)>>392969
>>392971Crap, I should've waited.Okay, plan B: we clone the princess.
>>392958While Roxane and Wizard are busy roll d100+11-9 success10-18 you eat almost all his beard19-26 you eat half of his beard27-33 you bite his beard34-41 you bite Avatar's beard but he desn't let you eat it42-47 Avatar evades your try to bite his beard48-53 Avatar debuffs someone54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu90-100 critical fail
Rolled 42 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>392977
Rolled 60 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>392977Wewlad?
>>392958>>392964>>392970>>392980Sword attacks again! Mecha arm getting more damage and can break next time.Roxane and Devil put Wizard into chamber with Princess.Wizard: Oh no!Tentacles AI: New PINATA PRINCESS founded. Scanning for CANDY ENERGY. CANDY ENERGY not founded. Keep sucking CANDY ENERGY from original PINATA PRINCESS.Princess: MMHhmmhMMMMMM!!!Wizard: Oh thank you Gods! I am still a virgin!Devil: And you proud of this?Wizard: Shut up!Roxane: And where we can find more candy energy?In the meantime Mecha-waifu tried to eat Avatar's beard but not succeeded. Avatar evaded Mecha-waifu bite.Avatar: What the hell are you trying to do?!StP MC: Shit! He is fast!Lola: We need try something else!Candy: We need to destroy four gems on his body!Leslie: Sure. Break small thing on body of the giant. Good plan.
>>393027Super shield on Mecha waifu.Clone the princess.Cast hair-eating moths at avatar.
>>393027Unleash the homing beams on the avatar's weak points
>>393027Pray to dice gods for that dice sword, which you fuse with your candy axe into a sword-axe hybrid.
>>393027Assimilate the sword.
>>393027Mecha-Waifu takes matters into her own hands and inserts big black dick-plugs into all the anuses currently inside the cockpit.
>>393027Seduce the fucking sword already.If we succeed and it broke our arm, equip it as our new arm.
>>393030No, wait, reroll this
>>393040For an alternative sore of power, for one.Also, because I'm a huge fucking fag.
>>393044Can't wait for Trump having you gassed.
>>393047Who do you think I'm voting for? I make my best money during the RNC.
>>393036sword attack d61-the sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>393055
>>393036what is this?! Mecha waifu malfunction roll. d301-success2-3 Mecha-waifu makes no prisoner4-6 The party members in the cockpit are doomed7-10 Some party members in the cockpit are affected11-12 only one is affected13-20 everybody stand up at time21-28 Mecha Waifu starts making weird things but nothing happens29-30 Critical fail
Rolled 1 (1d30)>>393063
Rolled 21 (1d30)>>393063Woe
>>393067You are the chosen one.
>>393122Calm down there, Nap.
>>393067>>393058>>393036Computer> Candy energy insufficient. Searching new sources of extra energyLola>What does that mean?Wizard>We really need extra energy? Mecha-waifu was doing fine at her own.Computer>Error! Error! Lola>Que caraj...!!!StP MC>Asimov, save us!Candy>Nnnngh! So deep!Piñata Princess>GGGGnnnaahhh!Leslie>Yikes!Roxanne>Wha...!Wizard>I thought I was safe!!!Devil>I'm gonna wreck this piece of junk!!!
>>393366Now woo the sword.
>>393366"Beginning piston vibration protocol"With all of this new energy Mecha-Waifu found, she is ready to attack the Avatar's mustashe! GO, GO, MECHA-WAIFU!!!
>>393366Woo the motherfucking sword.
>>393366Devil: Press the self destruct button as hard as you can.
RESET THE SYSTEM! RESET THE FUCKING SYSTEM!
>>393396keep rolling for sword attack d61-sword attacks you2-you parry the sword3-you evade the sword4-6-sword does nothing
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>393410
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>393410And there goes our arm.
>>393396welp everybody got buttfucked. Roll d100+81-12 success13-21 Mecha tears down Avatar's mustache22-29 Mecha punches Avatar in his stupid mustache30-36 Mecha punche Avatar and it hurts him a little37-44 Mecha punches Avatar but it did nothing to him45-50 Everybody escapes from black dildos51-56 Everybody escapes from Mecha57-63 Devil in rage destroys everything64-69 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu70-76 Avatar casts a spell at someone77-83 Avatar casts an AoE spell84-94 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu95-100 critical fail
Rolled 95 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>393460
>>393460>>393468What kind of a sick twisted joke is this?
Rolled 50 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>393460
>>393366what the fuck does caraj mean? did you misspell it? Its not even on the urban dictionary
>>393479>Que carajI think he meant>Que carajomeaning>What the fuck
>>393479Short for carajo, ya dingus
>>393468Is this a joke?
>>393468Welp, I'm not rolling anymore tonight.
Here's to the team being literally buttfucked to death.
>>393468I got to admit, I'm kind of impressed.Disappointed as all get out, but still, impressed.
Where's the goodbadartist?
>>393468Suddenly Avatar grabs Mecha-wafu from behind.Avatar: I am tired of waiting! It's time to finish this duel!Wizard: I don't want to die with penis inside of me!StP MC: I never asked for this!Avatar cast an explosion and Mecha blew up from inside. After some time our heroes wake up on the ground only to find out that Mecha is destroyed.Wizard: You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! despair but also an erection http://imgur.com/a/0tRuu
>>393838Wizard Bro, turn Avatar into a Pixie.
>>393838"So which high hat gets the credit for that?"
>>393838>You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!I approve of this reference.
>>393838STP MC: feel very guilty that everyone is about to die apologize for getting them involved in your quest
>>393858How is stp mc responsible for the high hats following the magic siblings?
>>393846You lost an important advantage, but don't give up!roll a d100+51-10 critical fail11-25 Avatar casts a powerful spell at wizard26-32 Avatar casts a AoE spell33-39 Avatar casts a spell ay someone40-46 Avatar physically attacks Wizard47-52 Avatar debuffs Wizard53-60 avatar debuffs someone61-67 Avatar reflects wizard spell68-75 Avatar protects himself76-82 Avatar grows Pixie wings83-89 Wizard turns avatar into a giant Pixie90-95 Wizard makes avatar a bit smaller96-99 Wizard turns avatar into a bit smaller Pixie100 Success
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>393921
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>393921Nat 1 time
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>393921
>>393936Good job keep it up>>393935You as well>>393938fuck you be quicker
>>393935roll for spell type1-ancient magic2-war magic3-lewd magic4-Chaos magic
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>393947
>>393948wew. Magical realm roll. d101 Wizard turns into a bimbo2 Wizard turns into a Loli3 Avatar summons tentacle monster4 Wizard turns into futa monstergirl5 Wizards turns into a bimbo trap6 Wizards turns into a thicc milf7 Dick expansion8 Wizard is conected to a milking machine9 Wizard is now a pet slave10 Wizard turns into a BBW
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>394021
>>393942but now we are a bimbo trap:Pwas that fast enguh for you?
>>393942Thank you, I am proud of my rolling skills
>>393846>>393935>>393948>>394026Wizard>How you dare to destroy Mecha-waifu?! Now be prepared to be turned into a pixieAvatar>HA! I'm always prepared you little bitch! and talking about little bitches let me help you with a new bodyPOOF!Well, cliffhangers are not what they used to be. That's all for today. See you tomorrow!
>>394296See ya tomorrow.
>>394296"Well damn, we know which high hat's magic that is. Guess we finally know who's carrying that team."
You know, it is strange how efficient and quick thinking the avatar is despite being four minds having to debate what will be their next action. Maybe we should focus in doing something to cause friction between minds
>>395061Chances are, it's the other way around. The Avatar was created, then for everyday whatever, the Avatar becomes the 4 High Hats.
New session at 14:30 UTC. I hope you all having a good friday because these guys sure do have fun.
>>394296Wizard>Oh boy! I feel like... much more lighheaded! GigglesDevil>"Bimbo"?! I think this make like a Bingo. Check out this prize!Roxanne>A...are they even dumber now?
>>396005Roxy: Use de-bimbofying spell to turn them into regular traps so we can focus on destroying the gems.
>>396005Candy & Roxanne: summon Lola's pirate ship above the Avatar's headSTP MC: go see if the Janitor Wizard has any anti-magic you can borrow/steal
>>396028>>396011Not everyone like bimbo traps I guess. Roll d26+21-3 critical fail4-7 spell backfires and turn Roxy into bimbo trap8-11 spell backfires and turn Roxy into bimbo12-15-spell backfires and turn Roxy into trap16-19-spell doesn't do anything20-23-wizard and devil transforms into female bimbos24-26-success
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d26 + 2)>>396042
>>396043man, Roxy really can't catch a break, can she?
oh man some kinky shit going to happen latter
>>396054Looks like it's time to lay some traps
>>396011>>396043Roxane tried to de-bimbofy her brothers but spell backfires and transform her into trap.Roxane: Whaaaat?! Where is my female parts?! I am a man now?!Avatar: That what you get when you mess with powerful spells! Ahahahaha!
>>396113Candy: create a barrier to buy team some time to think up a planSTP MC: realize you haven't allocated any XP since the start of your adventure, take a moment to level up
>>396113 reroll >>396125
>>396113Summon giant lego bricks everywhere for the avatar to step on.
>>396113Bimbofy the Avatar.Roxxie and Fail Wizard in unison.
>>396177You are playing with forces you don't know roll. d100 +71-10 critical fail11-19 Avatar casts a powerful spell20-25 Avatar casts a AoE spell26-31 Avatar casts a spell at someone32-38 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone turns into trap bimbos39-44 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone turns into bimbos45-48 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone turns into traps49-53 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone in an area turn into trap bimbos54-57 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone in an area turn into bimbos58-61 Avatar reflects the spell and everyone in an area turn into traps62-66 Avatar reflects the spelll at Roxane67-70 Avatar reflects the spell at someone else, turning him into a trap bimbo71-74 Avatar reflects the spell at someone else, turning him into a bimbo75-82 Avatar reflects the spell at someone else, turning him into a trap83-86 Everybody in arena is turned into bimbo traps87-90 Everyboody in the arena is turned into traps91-93 Everybody in the arena is turned into bimbos94-96 You turn avatar into a trap97-99 You turn avatar into a bimbo100 Success
Rolled 41 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>396229
Rolled 99 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>396229
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>393921
Can we just kill ourselves and end the quest. Avatar is clearly too powerful
D-did.. our beloved Spaniard get swallowed up by the time-space continuum?
>>396235>>396177Roxane>You gonna paid for that! Brother give a hand!Wizard>What you say Sis.Avatar>You fools will never learn!Avatar reflects the spell!STP MC> Not this shit again!!!Candy>someone have to die for this!!!Piñata Princess>no... no... no, no, no, nonononononono!Leslie>Aaaah! give me my boobs back! I need those to live!!!Devil>At least Lola was not affected by the spell. GigglesLola>Shut up, pinche knucklehead!
>>396700>That Bumble JoeHoly fuck.I have a better idea then.Wait for post 777.And Challenge the Avatar to a game of Chess, STP MC.
>>396700Candy with the help of the princess reverses the spell on the group also stp mc levels up
>>396700Lola: Shoot the avatar in the forehead gem with your cannon
>>396716a lewd game of chess?
Shoudn't the boys have turned into Reverse Traps?
>>396731You mean tomboys?
>>396745No Girls that pretend to be boys, like chest binding and shit.And you can only tell they're girls when they're naked.
are you waiting for the 777?
>>396780I guess no
>>396780Looks like we missed the lucky 7
>>396785Technically, I got with >>396716So no.
>>396791Technically the get is "wait for the 777 And chalenge avatar to a game of chess", and we already waited.But it's GBA's turn so he decides.
>>396716so we are sticking with chess game. roll d81-critical fail2-Avatar doesn't want to play with you3-Avatar wants to play other game4-chess it is5-more complicated chess game6-even more complicated chess game7-what is this? a chess?8-my brain hurts!
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>396825
>>396829Or on the other hand: who does he want to play with then?
>>396700Wait ... does this mean the cockroach guy is a trap too now?
>>396881Oh shit, I completely forgot about him.
>>396881He's definitely a duck, not sure on trap
>>396716>>396829StP MC: Hey, you! Let's play chess!Avatar: Go fuck yourself! I am not going to play such intelligent game with moron like you.Well that was rude.
>>396896Make it rain breadcrumbs on him.
>>396898You forgot to mention who is going to do it. So roll d4 then1-Candy2-Devil3-Roxane4-Wizard
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>396910why isn't he a duck?>>396914
>>396916>you transform everybody in the world except AvatarAt that point Cockroach was considered a party member, so it counts as "yourself"
>>396898>>396916Alright! Devil is back to business!1 like some bad thing happen2-4 this big dude doing his stupid thing again5-8 oh there so much boys around! let's have a party!9-12 oh this guy is soooo sexy. let's make out with him.13-16 oh fine. I do this booooring thing you asked17-20 this big dude is so annoying! like lets kill him or something.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>396973haha whoops
>>396981We just can't catch a break!And now the duckpocalypse is upon us!
>>387412I got that reference
>>396981Well then. Whoops indeed.I have ascended to a level of 0 fucks given rarely seen.
>>396898>>396916>>396981Devil: Alright, sister! Let's show everybody what we've got!Wizard: You go, sister!Devil: My anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hunWizard:Oh my gosh, look at her buttLittle in the middle but she got much backThat what you get for rolling 1 with bimbos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
>>397250Cockroach surprise attack!
>>397250Make mc and leslie really big
>>397258Cockroach do something!!!Roach, Roach roll. d1001-10 critical fail11-20 Avatar sends cokroach out of the arena21-27 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Cockroach28-36 Avatar casts a AoE spell37-54 Avatar casts a spell at cockroach Cockroach55-63 Avatar evades Cockroach attack64-69 Cockroach distracts Avatar 70-75 Cockroach jumps at Avatar's face76-81 Cockroach bites Avatar's nose82-88 Cockroach grabs Avatar's mustache89-94 Cockroach kicks avatar in the balls95-98 Cockroach kicks avatar in the orbs99-100 Success
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>397373
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>397373Oh well.
>>397383Not the worst... but still not great
>>397383>>397258Avatar evades Cockroach's "not so surprising" attack
>>397436Stp mc has had enough girl transformations, by sheer force of will be breaks the spell and buffs himself
>>397436everyone does something productive
>>397436Transform the avatar into an oversexualized slut who craves for men so much that she can't think about anything else, thus forfeiting the match to look for some huge man
>>397436Call a master thief to steal the orbs
>>397436Wizard summons Anon, who, through the power of rage, punches through his screen straight to the Avatar's dick, where he grabs hold of his ballsack and squeezes like his nuts were a stress ball.
>>397436Shoot diamond encrusted candy drills at the Avatars weak points.
>>397436Do the impossible.STP MC,Take off the VR Goggles.
>>397517Candy actually aim for the weak point roll. d1001-10 critical fail11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Candy21-27 Avatar casts an AoE spell28-34 Avatar casts a spell at someone35-40 Avatar physically attacks Candy41-48 Avatar debuffs Candy49-56 Avatar debuffs someone57-63 Avatar reflects Candy's spell64-76 Avatar evades Candy's spell77-84 Candy Distracts avatar 85-88 Candy hurts Avatar89-90 Candy damages a orb91-92 Candy damaes 2 of the orbs93-94 Candy damages 3 of the orbs95-96 Candy damages the 4 orbs97 Candy breaks 1 orb98 Candy breaks 2 of the orbs99 Candy breaks 3 of the orbs100 Success!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>397600
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>397600
>>397610oh no! evasion roll1-it hits everyone2-3 it hits someone4-5 it hits Candy6-8 almost hits everyone9-11 almost hits someone12-14 almost hits candy15-16 Everybody evades
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>397644WOE
Rolled 16 (1d16)>>397644
>>397649>>397610>>397517Candy>Guys attack at the orbs! it so simple!Avatar>Ha! you first need to stop announcing your actions!Devil>Look at that! That was soooo sexy!Candy>Why all have to end the same way?!?!!
>>398085come on now, let's fix everyone's genders
>>398085Roxy roid rages and smashes the Avatar
>>398085Sudden realization.You guys, the Avatar, and the Audience aren't alone...There's someone else here.
>>398085Going for >>397512 again.
>>398106steROID Roid rage! d100+21-10 critical fail11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Roxy21-27 Avatar casts an AoE spell28-34 Avatar casts a spell at someone35-40 Avatar physically attacks Roxy41-48 Avatar debuffs Roxy49-55 Avatar debuffs someone56-62 Avatar evades Roxy's attack63-76 Roxane hurts Avatar a little77-84 Roxane hurts Avatar85-88 Roxane hurts Avatar a lot89-90 Roxane damages a orb91-92 Roxane damages 2 of the orbs93-94 Roxane damages 3 of the orbs95-96 Roxane damages the 4 orbs97 Roxane breaks 1 orb98 Roxane breaks 2 of the orbs99 Roxane breaks 3 of the orbs100 Success!
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>398194Hmm
Rolled 48 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>398194Shh
>>398201well. you know the drill1 ancient magic2 war magic3 lewd magic4 chaos magic
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>3982283
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>398228
>>398233war. roll a d101 Fist of the north star2 1000 fists attacks 3 avatar cast "the seed of discord"4 super Lazer attack 5 Avatar summons a knight6 Avatar summons a warhound7 avatar summon magic cannon8 Avatar transform his hand into a powerful warhammer9 avatar enters Berserker+ mode10 avatar summons an Ak-47
Rolled 5 (1d10)This ship's going down, all on account of the weather.>>398258And we're all going....
>>398262Oh no! New enemy! And probably another party member.Well anyway that's all for today. See ya tomorrow.
>to think This was the final thread of stp x WD crossover>tfw I thought this quest couldn't get any worseI WAS WRONG.
>>399395Yup. Pretty much. Without Jara to balance the shit rolls we are kinda doomed. Doesn't help the avatar has a 62% evade rate
Session starting at 15:00 UTC.
>>398325It's Wacky Wally! He is here to kick your ass and have some fun.Wally:Ni!Roxane: I don't expected this kind of knight.Wizard: Oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to give him a hug!StP MC: I sence something weird about him.Avatar: Beware fools! He maybe look small and friendly but he always make his opponents beg for mercy!Wally: Ni!
>>399956trap wizard create a trapdoor under knight and avatar
>>399956Bumble Joe and Cornelia hug him, converting him to our side.Also,What happened to the Magic Sword?
>>399966Wacky Wally looks like it's gonna do something1-He do something2-you evade him3-he does nothing
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>399979
>>399980who is the target. Roll a d111-Wizard2-Stp mv3-Lola4-Roxane5-Candy6-Devil7-Leslie8-Cornelia9-Bumble Joe10-Piñata Princess11-Cockroach
Rolled 4 (1d11)>>399990
>>399966realignment roll. d501-4 Critical fail5-15 Avatar does something16-25 Wally defends himself with cartoony violence26-32 Wally avoids Cornelia and Joe's hug33-39 Wally runs from Cornelia and Joe40-44 Cornelia and Joe hugs Wally but he struggles45-49 Wally is sexually confused for 1 turn50-Success
Rolled 46 (1d50)>>400010
Also this thread stopped bumping
>>400030Past the 72 hour (3 day) mark, threads are on auto-sage on /qst/.
>>400012>>399991>>399980>>399966Wacky Wally throws a pie to Roxane, She is blinded for 1 turnRoxane>Aaaaah! Not again! this can't be more humiliating!Wacky Wally>Ni!Cornelia and Bumble Joe hugs Wacky Wally in hopes of converting him to our side.It's doesn't works but Wally it's so confused he surely won't attack for 1 turn.Wacky Wally>Ni?
>>400113Now the (trap) door thing>>399962
>>400118Traps and trapdoors. Roll d100+51-6 critical fail7-12 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Wizard13-18 Avatar casts an AoE spell19-24 Avatar casts a spell at someone25-30 Avatar physically attacks Wizard31-36 Avatar debuffs Wizard37-42 Avatar debuffs someone43-48 Avatar reflects Wizard's spell49-60 Wally attacks Wizard61-66 Avatar and Wally evade wizard spell67-72 It's a "trapdoor" alright73-78 You create just a door in front of Wally79-84 You create just a door in front of Avatar85-70 You create doors in front of Avatar and Wally71-76 You create a trapdoor under Wally77-82 You create a trapdoor under Avatar83-94 You create a trapdoors under Avatar and Wally95-100 Success!
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>400153
Rolled 75 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>400153
>>400156roll for spell type1-ancient magic2-war magic3-lewd magic4-chaos magic
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>400161
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>400161
>>400164roll d10 for a spell1-Wizard is under control of ancient god2-Wizard become corrupted3-mana burn4-hallucination5-evil doppelganger6-wizard become blind7-meteor8-corrosive rain9-fire 10-heat wave
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>400176Woe is me, for I am the nightmare we doth fear.
>>400118>>400156>>400164>>400178Avatar casts an acid rain on Wizard. For some reason rain destroy only Wizard's clothes and make him completely naked.Wizard: Oh no! My sexy clothes! My style is ruined!
some suggestion ( i know it's not the regual way)1. turn our close combat fighter (MC and leslie i guess) ino giants -> let them grab the axe and the sword and attack his shoulder balls2. turn avatar into a genie so he his bound to some ruls3. grab his balls and push as hard as you can or call for your mom .. idk
>>400270I like one of eb's ideas, so yeah.Have Devil call up Caries' Mom.
>>400277that was my plan i totally forgot about Carrie's Mom and nr 3 was just a joke
>>400277Wally can attack again1-He do something2-you evade wally's attack3-he does nothing
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>400290
>>400277You have her summoning number, you only have to dial correctly! Don't fuck up this!1 Oh yeah! I have to make a call2-4 this big dude doing his stupid thing again5-8 Uuuuh! Dial "P" for party!9-12 Oh yes! I'll call that bootylicious big momma!13-17 Girls power!18-20 this big dude is so annoying! like, lets kill him or something.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>400308
>>400311aaaaaaand you fuck up!
>>400315Maybe we can cast a spell that inverts our luck polarity, like what happened to Mecha-Waifu. Because these rolls are consistently terrible.
>>400374then you'll start to rolling high! you can fool the dice gods
>>400311>>400292>>400277Devil>Don't worry Sis, I have what you need right now! >Alapizzam: your pizza in 3 seconds or it's free! Whats your order?Devil>I like to order a cheese pizza with extra cheese.Ding!Wizard>Mmmmmmh I love the sticky feeling of pizzaDevil>it's so hot in my mouth! Aaaaaamh!StP MC>It's only cheese... r...right?Roxane it's no longer blindedRoxane>But I wish I was...
>>400525roxy: cast thunderstorm on avator beard
>>400525Candy Princess unleashes her deadly royal kung fu.
>>400546Roll for Wally 1-Wally attacks2-you evade wally's attack3-he does nothing
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>400572
>>400546Kung-fu Prince attacks. Roll d1001 critical fail5-6 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Prince7-12 Avatar casts an AoE spell13-18 Avatar casts a spell at someone19-24 Avatar physically attacks Prince25-30 Avatar debuffs Prince31-36 Avatar debuffs someone37-42 Wally attacks Prince43-48 Avatar and Wally evade wizard spell49-54 Prince punches Wally a little55-60 Prince punches Wally61-66 Prince punches Wally really hard67-72 Prince doesn't really hurts Avatar73-78 Prince hurts Avatar79-84 Prince really hurts Avatar85-70 Prince attacks Avatar and Wally71-76 Prince breaks 1 orb77-82 Prince breaks 2 orbs83-88 Prince breaks 3 orbs89-94 Prince breaks 4 orbs95-100 Success!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>400637
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>400637But lo, what is this?
>>400546>>400579>>400648Wally tries to attack Candy Prince but Prince counterattacks him and kicks Wally in his head.Prince: That's enough creeps in this area already! Go back where you come from!Wally: Niiii...Wally is unconscious for 3 turns.
>>400795Cockroach finally reveals his true power!
>>400795cast finger pistols on our party and shoot his balls down
>>400795The highest pitch singing from Roxane.
>>400795STP MC: chop off Wally's head, absorb his Knight's essence, become STP Knight
>>400795Quickly, we must turn ourselves back to our original forms.Then have cockroach use Wally as a spear on Avatars legs. While distracted have Roxane throw Wizard and Candy up towards the Avatars face to get close to the weak points as he is distracted.
>>400795STP MC, make a contract with Lord Black Licorice, ruler of candy hell!Sell your soul for UNLIMITED POWAAA!
>>400795reroll this>>400801and >>400811
Hey, 888 is getting close. :^) Want me to nab it?
>>400830Well I mean, how could you when i've already got it,.
>>400832It's irrelevant now. Oh well.
>>400828>>400811Let's roll first for mcExecution roll. d501-2 critical fail3-14 Avatar interferes15-18 wait! where are my axe?!19-26 Mc Can't chop his head but put him definetely out of combat.27-32 Mc chops Wally's head33-39 Mc chops wally's head and absorbs knight essence40-45 and also adquires an armor46-50 Success!
Rolled 16 (1d50)>>40089550 pls
>>400801>>400828Who cast the spell?1-Candy2-Devil3-Roxane4-Wizard
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>400923
>>400928>>400929>>400931Great work guys...
>>400928>>400929>>400931Man, Wizard really wants to cast that spell.
>>400801Bang! roll. d100+51-6 critical fail7-11 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Wizard12-15 Avatar casts an AoE spell16-19 Avatar casts a spell at someone20-24 Avatar physically attacks Wizard25-28 Avatar debuffs Wizard29-33 Avatar debuffs someone34-38 Wizard casts his own spell but only on him39-43 Wizard casts his own spell on some party members44-48 Wizard casts his own spell on everyone49-54 Wizard casts gun finger on him55-58 Wizard casts gun finger on some party members59-63 Wizard casts gun finger on everyone64-68 ...and the party attacks Avatar "orbs"69-73 The party damages the 1 orb74-78 The party damages the 2 orbs79-84 The party damages the 3 orbs85-89 The party damages the 4 orbs90-93 The party destroys 1 orb94-96 The party destroys 2 orbs97-98 the party destroys 3 orbs99-100 Success!
>>400958I tried, OK. Blame the dice gods, not me.
Rolled 57 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>401000Yay, another failure...
Rolled 66 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>401000Trips, good job.
What the fuck am I reading?
>>401029The story of a bunch of retards, bumbling through a series of unfortunate events, trying not to die, of two worlds forever intertwined, demons and candy in equal measure. Magic aplenty.
>>401029It's the tale of a fail wizard and a fail heroWho've performed great feats despite a success rate of near zeroWe're at the final battle, the story's climaxWhich might be going better if our hero hadn't lost his axe
>>401008>>400928>>400900>>400801Wizard casts finger pistols on everyone. Now they all can use their index finger as guns.Wizard>zzzzzzzzzzzap!Devil>you gonna get fingered!StP MC>Long range attacks! all right!Leslie>It's not the same as my guns but this could work!Roxane>Target adquired!Lola>Where is the candy cannon anyway?Candy>Payback time bitch!Piñata Princess>Let me shoot him first!Avatar>Pfff! you are still a bunch of fuckbois pointing their fingers at me!
>>401669Cartoon physics: on!
>>401669Fire the handcannons!
>>401778Tsk. Almost 777. Well roll d100+81-6 critical fail7-11 Avatar casts a powerful spell at everyone12-15 Avatar casts an AoE spell16-19 Avatar casts a spell at someone20-24 Avatar physically attacks25-28 Avatar debuffs everybody29-33 Avatar debuffs someone34-38 Avatar deflect bullets39-43 Avatar avoids your attack44-48 Party damages Avatar a little49-54 Party damages Avatar55-58 Party damages Avatar some more59-63 Party damages Avatar a lot64-68 The party damages the 1 orb69-73 The party damages the 2 orbs74-78 The party damages the 3 orbs79-84 The party damages the 4 orbs85-89 The party destroys 1 orb90-93 The party destroys 2 orbs94-96 The party destroys 3 orbs97-98 The party destroys 4 orbs99-100 Success!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>401847
>>401872Who is getting debuffed. roll d111-Wizard2-Stp mc3-Lola4-Roxane5-Candy6-Devil7-Leslie8-Cornelia9-Bumble Joe10-Piñata Princess11-Cockroach
Rolled 6 (1d11)>>401891Look at this 1.
>>401904debuffs and shit. roll d81-stone2-corruption3-hallucination4-bad luck5-silence6-blind7-lust8-low intelegence
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>401960Check this 7.
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>401969Hah, as if we didn't have that already>>401960Might as well roll again for something that'll actually have an effect.
>>401778>>401872>>401904>>401969Avatar lowers Devil's luck. Now he has -1 penalty to his rolls.Devil: Like whatever. I still can do what I want.Well that was "productive" session. Maybe tomorrow our rolls will be better. Se ya then, folks.
>>402182See ya tomorrow.
New session at 15:00 UTC. Don't forget to use magic candy beads.
Well our team have finger-guns now. But Devil have penalty to rolls -1. Wally still unconscious for one more turn. Avatar's spheres still not damaged. Oh also everybody still traps. I am sure we don't forget anyone.
>>404193Unleash the Orbital Fingerbeam.Trap Wizard.Everyone else unleashes the artillery.
>>404197Fingerbeam roll. d100+71-8 critical fail9-13 Avatar casts a powerful spell at everyone14-18 Avatar casts an AoE spell19-22 Avatar casts a spell at someone23-26 Avatar physically attacks27-31 Avatar debuffs everybody32-36 Avatar debuffs someone37-40 Avatar deflect bullets41-45 Avatar protects himself44-48 Party damages Avatar a little49-54 Party damages Avatar55-58 Party damages Avatar some more59-63 Party damages Avatar a lot64-68 The party damages 1 orb69-73 The party damages 2 orbs74-78 The party damages 3 orbs79-84 The party damages 4 orbs85-89 the orbital finger beam destroys 1 orb90-93 the orbital finger beam destroys 2 orbs94-96 the orbital finger beam destroys 3 orbs97-98 the orbital finger beam destroys 4 orbs99-100 Success!
Rolled 35 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>404213Suddenly?
>>404215>>404197Everybody>Bang! Bang! Bang!StP Mc>Ok, this feels ridiculous.Lolita>I think is fun! Bang! Bang!Avatar protects himself from the attacksAvatar>Not bad! But still not enough!
>>404367Wizard: "Oh my god. I just wanna get fucked NOOOOOOOW! Can't we just kill him already?"He says this while waving his ass seductively in front of Roxy and Candy. The two get extremely lustful, due to their newly found dicks + male sex drive; this accumulates into Wizard sex musk which attacks the Avatar, causing a multitude of status ailments.We need some PLOT between the characters already.
>>404388Really important "plot" advancement roll. d20+51 critical fail2-6 Candy and Roxy get angry7-10 Candy and Roxy get exited11-13 only Candy wants sex14-16 only Roxy wants sex17-20 success
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>404451
>>404388>>404460Two girls one Wizard. This time best roll from first two decides. d100+51-6 critical fail7-10 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Wizard11-14 Avatar casts an AoE spell15-18 Avatar casts a spell at someone19-22 Avatar physically attacks23-26 Avatar debuffs Wizard27-30 Avatar debuffs someone31-34 Avatar deflects spell35-38 Avatar protects himself39-44 Wizard casts a weak debuff45-50 Wizard casts 2 weak debuffs51-56 Wizard casts 3 weak debuffs57-62 Wizard casts a debuff63-68 Wizard casts 2 debuffs69-74 Wizard casts 3 debuffs75-80 Wizard casts a powerful debuff81-86 Wizard casts 2 powerful debuffs87-95 Wizard casts 3 powerful debuffs96-100 Success!
Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>404523
Rolled 78 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>404523
>>404529Roll for first debuff.1 baldness: succes rate 85-1002 diabetes: weakness against candy magic3 disease: avatar dice is a d80 now4 blinded: +2 to rolls against Avatar5 slow: avatar counter chance decreassed to 1-256 shrink: dice 50 now7 sleep: Avatar can't move for one turn8 paralisys: 1/5 chance in each turn that avatar does nothing9 failure: If Avatar attacks he has 1/3 chance to attack himself10: double check: best of the 2 first rolls
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>404600
>>404529Roll for second debuff.1 baldness: succes rate 85-1002 diabetes: weakness against candy magic3 disease: avatar dice is a d80 now4 blinded: +2 to rolls against Avatar5 slow: avatar counter chance decreassed to 1-256 shrink: dice 50 now7 bad luck: you have +5 to rolls against Avatar8 paralisys: 1/5 chance in each turn that avatar does nothing9 failure: If Avatar attacks he has 1/3 chance to attack himself10: double check: best of the 2 first rolls
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>404636
>We get a free hit for 1 turn AND he's weak to candy magicI know what must be done...
>>404763Give him a massive cream injection?
>>404838I was actually thinking "hope for a good Candy Bead effect and stuff his orifices full of jawbreakers."
>>404388>>404460>>404529>>404626>>404639Wizard decide to seduce Candy and Roxy.Wizard: Hey, girls! I am sooooo horny right now. Like everything I want is to some two cuties make sweet love with meCandy: Oh gosh! I feel weird. And so hungry for sex.Roxane: This male organs are making us to want sex. Wen need to resist. Hnnnng. Oh God I can't! I want to fuck you my sweet Big Bro!Candy and Roxy grab Wizard and start fucking him. They really enjoys this. With power of love Wizard curse Avatar. Avatar now will sleep for one turn and be weak to candy magic.Avatar: This ritual of love can't stop me! I am magic itself! I am... aaaah... want... to sleep a while...Also Wally is wake up and ready to fight again. Hah! Gaaaayyyy! http://imgur.com/a/V0wYC
>>405388Turn Wally into chocolate and throw him at the avatar.
>>405388Oh wow. That escalated much quicker than expected.Giga Cockroach Supremo calls upon his inner Nacho Libre to lay the smack down on the sleeping avatar while Prince gets fed up with all of this grossness and forcefeeds the sleeping avatar all of the sugar she normally hoards for midnight snacks.
>>405388Let Wally have a turn.Also, Pinata Princess, fill Avatar's insides with some delicious cream from your massive eclair, why don't you?
>>405388That's a lotta dick. Holy shit.
>>405416First lets see if wally attack. D31 wally attack2 you evades wally's attack3 wally does nothing
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>405522
>>405538FUCK YOU, WALLY
>>405416The wizards are "busy" right night but roll to see who of them cast the spell1 Devil2 Candy3 Roxane4 Wizard
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>405589
who is Wally's target1-Wizard2-Stp mc3-Lola4-Roxane5-Candy6-Devil7-Leslie8-Cornelia9-Bumble Joe10-Piñata Prince11-Cockroach
Rolled 1 (1d11)>>405611Cockroach.
and finally Candy will take care of Wacky Wally.d501-4 Critical Fail5-8 Wally blocks the spell with his shield9-15 Wally Get covered in hot fudge16-22 Wally is turned into chocolate but he can move23-28 Wally is turned into chocolate but he can move, then, he is throwed to Avatar who get some minor damage29-34 Wally is turned into a chocolate statue.35-40 Wally is tuned into chocolate statue, then, throwed to Avatar who get some damage41-45 Wally is tuned into chocolate statue, then, throwed to Avatar who get some damage. Wally is shattered with the impact46-48 Wally is turned into chocolate statue, then, throwed to Avatar who get grat damage. Wally is shattered with the impact49-50-Success
Rolled 18 (1d50)>>405701
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>405701
>>405708>>405714We could've have had grat damage...
>>405828I think I know that character from somewhere..
>>405388>gender bend + double penetration + incestso Devil got bingo, right?
>>406023devil got bingo a long time ago
>>406056What did he get as a prize?
>>406059To be a bimbo trap, what he wanted all along.
>>405708>>405620>>405602>>405538>>405416Wally is attacking again!Wacky Wally>NI!StP Mc>Oh yeah, I forgot about him...Wally throws another pie, this time at wizard. He is blinded for one turn but he doesn't seems to worry about that.Candy>Poor wizard. Let me clean this mess...Roxane> Don't worry big bro, I'll lick you clean. MMMmh! Lemon!Lola>For God sake! I thought she was the chaste one.StP MC>It must be a family matter...Wacky Wally:>NiCandy>Oh shut up! We are busy right now!!!Candy turns Wacky Wally into chocolate but he can still moveWacky Wally>Ni?Avatar is awake now.http://imgur.com/a/AlIY1
>>406192Perhaps it's time for more lust-based debuffs on Avatar?
>>406192It turns out the pie turns anyone who consumes it into sexy clowns.SEXY CLOWNS WITH MAJOR BUFFS TO MAGIC
>>406192Devil turns the orbs into jawbreakers.
>>406192Candy Witch: turn into chocolate and absorb Wacky into your ass.
>>406192Actually, it's time for a change of pace.STP MC, jump into the Avatar's mouth and tear him up from the inside-out.
>>406192STP MC: Grab Wally, then have Cockroach grab the both of you and find a way into the Avatar's body. We'll implant Wally inside him to slow him down before moving up to attack the cores.
>>406279reroll for this
>>406279suicide action?but first turn for Wally1-Wally attacks2-You evade ally's attack3-Wally does nothing.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>406382
>>406279Mc really loves being inside the people roll. d1001-10 critical fail11-15 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Mc16-20 Avatar casts an AoE spell21-25 Avatar casts a spell at MC26-30 Avatar cast a spell at someone31-35 Avatar physically attacks36-40 Avatar debuffs Mc41-45 Avatar debuffs someone46-50 Avatar casts magic insulin51-55 Mc can't jump that high!56-60 Mc jump into Avatar's mouth but he spits him60-65 Mc jumps into avatar's mouth but he doesn't have any weapon!66-75 Mc Jumps into avatar's mouth. Is that a cavity?76-85 Mc Jumps into avatar's mouth and tries to make all the harm he can86-90 Mc is inside Avatar, now what?90-95 Mc Is inside Avatar, he is no doing any good to his stomach.96-98 Mc is inside avatar stomach, but he knows how to go out.99-100 Success!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>406492CRIT
>>406522who is te target?1-Wizard2-Stp mc3-Lola4-Roxane5-Candy6-Devil7-Leslie8-Cornelia9-Bumble Joe10-Piñata Prince11-Cockroachand what type pf magic?1-ancient magic2-war magic3-lewd magic4-chaos magic
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>406543
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>406543
>>406592>>406584(we are running out of fetishes)1-Foreverial tied up and delitized 2-Inflation3-weight gain4-full latex suit5-Vibrators6-lust7-Reverse trap/tomboy8-age play9-get licked10-just get fucked
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>406723
>>406723you forgot pregnant
>>406739FUCK YES BEST
>>406723>(we are running out of fetishes)Say, if we get to a certain point in the Lewd magic list, can we get a one-in-ten chance for Sissel to accidentally summon the mage FBI, who'll then arrest him for (insert disturbing/illegal fetish here)?
>>406794we'll probably finish before that happens. Summon better the spanish inquisition
We need Stephen King.
>>406855>King is "rey" in Spanish>Rey is a star Wars character portrayed by Daisy Ridley>Ridley is the archenemy of Samus Aran>Samus is in SSBB along with Solid Snake>Solid Snake is from the Metal Gear franchise>Metal Gear=MG>MG= MarioGrantIt was my all the time!
>>406951All this madness...Next you're gonna go off the deep end and tell me the Legend of Zelda main character isn't named Zelda!
>>406739>>406584>>406592>>406522>>406386>>406326>>406279Avatar>W...why are you still doing that?! NO! I must keep focused! I'll teach you how to deal with enemy minions!!!Dolores>Why don't you just jump into his mouth and rip him from inside?StP Mc>Because that is a retarded planDevil>Not fair! Sis is getting all the fun! And twice!Ok, that's all for today. See you tomorrow. Goodnight
>>407064That's a cute as fuck Roach.
>>407064Sleep tight.Come tomorrow, the lewd will be his undoing!
Wasted a whole turn of sleep and resistance decrease, nice.Are there any regulars in here?What thread did you join?
>>408775Been here since the first Magic Duel and the Second Viva Piñata Princess thread
Starting at 15:00 UTC, is that true?
>>407064Avatar turns Cockroach supremo into a tomboyCockroach>Roach roach?StP Mc>That... doesn't make a big difference...Dolores>Let's kill him already. He is still weak to candy magic, right?Candy>Y...yeah! give me a couple of minutes!
>>409040And now stuff Avatard's face with that chocolate Knight of his already!-Candy
>>409040Cockroach, walk up to the Avatar and fail at something on purpose to raise your powers. Continue to do this over and over to keep becoming more powerful.Roxy, realize that you're literally raping your currently magically not mentally consenting brother and attempt to break yourself from this act.Candy, stuff Avatar (and Wizard) full of super sweet stuff.
>>409047first roll for Wally d31-Wally attacks2-You evade ally's attack3-Wally does nothing.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>409056
>>409047now roll for Cockroach d81-critical fail2-not so critical fail3-almost critical fail4-just fail5-not so bad fail6-almost not fail7-this is not a fail8-success
Rolled 2 (1d8)>>409073
>>409047Now roll for Roxane d20+21-3 critical fail4-8 Roxane wants more9-12 lust for sex still too high13-18 well at least she stop fucking her brother19-20 success
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>409085
>>409088Little did they know I actually wanted to crit fail. Just putting the idea of Roxy's actions being worse than her brother's into her head will never allow her to look down on her brother again; plus it'll hopefully unlock a new mentality towards her brother for her. Some guilty pleasure she maybe enjoys?
>>409047Now roll for Candy d1001-6 critical fail7-10 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Candy11-14 Avatar casts an AoE spell15-18 Avatar casts a spell at someone19-22 Avatar physically attacks23-26 Avatar debuffs Candy27-30 Avatar debuffs someone31-34 Avatar deflects spell35-38 Avatar protects himself39-44 Candy keep being busy45-50 Candy fills Wizard with a litlte stuff51-56 Candy fills Wizard with some sweet stuff57-62 Candy fills Wizard with a lot of sweet stuff63-68 Candy splill sweet stuff on Avatar's skin69-74 Candy fills Avatar with a little of sweet stuff75-80 Candy fills Avatar with some sweet stuff81-86 Candy fills Avatar with a lot of sweet stuff87-95 Candy fills Wizard and Avatar with a lot of sweet stuff96-100 Success!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>409132
>>409057>>409074>>409088>>409136wow, this actually worked out quite nicely
>Come back>All thatWow.
>>408775Been here since the first of both, and was also here for the save the princess thread from before pinata.
>>408775I've been here too fucking long.>Underground Princess>Castlevania Princess>Gamestop Princess>Saiyan Princess>Wolfy>Viva Pinata and Magic Duel>All the plot-less Princesses before this trendThere's one or two I'm forgetting, but you get the point.
>>409324you forgot catgirl princess
>>409324Do you have a link to the old ones?
>>409345>"say goodbye to lewds">shows picture of pussy
>>409047>>409057>>409074>>409088>>409136Cockroach try to walk at Avatar but fails and fall down on the ground. With power Cockroach's fail you now have +6 to roll against avatar. Roxane just have friendly fun with her friends: Candy, Wizard and Devil.Candy spill a little of her sweet liquid in Avatar's mouth.Avatar: OH MY GOD! IT"S IN MY MOUTH! Disgusting! Why it taste like sugar? Oh oh. I don't feel so good... Welcome to /d/ motherfucker http://imgur.com/a/0drLh
>>409455Cockroach fails again, this time twice as hard. He also lifts his hands and absorbs all of the failures going around in this world for energy.Roxy does Roxy things.Wizard accidentally orgasms out the friendly squid summon from previously in Magic Duel Quest, who may try to save the group from this "wrong form of love".Lola shoots the avatar to try to keep him from attacking.STP MC eats all the rest of his magic beads and prays for something good.
>>409455bruh>>409477this is amazing, oh god i want all of this to happen so bad
>>409455Lola: Get your cannon and shoot the Avatar in one of the gems.
>>409477man, we are cool with multitask, but this is getting ridiculous!
>>409485we've got a party of like 10 people, how are we ever gonna win doing just one thing at a timealso what are cornelia and bumble joe up to right now
>>409455StP MC, eat the ENTIRE candy bracelet! DO IT!
>>409455oh, and happy 200 images, GBA!
>>409477First for Wally1-Wally attacks2-You evade Wally's attack3-Wally does nothing.
>>409494Thanks. The best 200 picture I never expect to draw :^)
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>409502
>>409477Now, fail for Cockroach. d81-critical fail2-not so critical fail3-almost critical fail4-just fail5-not so bad fail6-almost not fail7-this is not a fail8-success
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>409524
so wait, if the roll is high, does the cockroach fail at failing, but succeed in gathering the fail energy?
>>409524>>409545FAILCEPTION. By failing at failing, technically it's still a failure. As long as we don't destroy the universe through a fail paradox, we CAN'T LOSE.
>>409545If you rolled 8 so Cocroach gather fail energy but you roll 7 and that mean cockroach just does nothing and you get nothing. In lower rolls you got +2 - +7 to next turn rolls
Roxane is out of control!!! d20+81-3 Critical fail4-7 Roxane realises what she's doing and stop8-11 Roxane Slow down12-14 Roxane keeps doing Roxane things15 Roxane invites one more friend to the party16 2 more friends17 3 more friends18 4 more friends19 5 more friends!20 Success (for Roxy)
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>409577
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>409577
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>409573>In lower rolls you got +2 - +7 to next turn rollswait, shouldn't we have had the buff from last turn, then?>>409577
>>409477Wizard's turn. d20+11. holy fuck1-3 Critical Fail4-9 Wizard is busy right now.10-14 Wizard summons Sexy squidboy15-16 Wizard summons futasquid17-18 Wizard summons Sexy Squidgirl19 Wizards summons more sexualy open minded squid20 Success
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>409650Nat 1 time
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>409650
>>409661>dat +11 bringing up a successThank god. I've been waiting for the return of best character.
>>409477Lola's roll! Avatar is weakned with the sweet stuff! d90+7!1-10 critical fail11-15 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Lola16-19 Avatar casts an AoE spell20-24 Avatar casts a spell at Lola25-28 Avatar cast a spell at someone29-33 Avatar physically attacks34-37 Avatar debuffs Lola38-42 Avatar debuffs someone43-46 Avatar Reflects the projectiles47-51 Avatar Protects himself52-55 Lola hurts Avatar a little56-60 Lola hurts Avatar61-64 Lola hurts Avatar a lot65-69 Lola shoots avatar in the face. He is blinded for one turn70-74 Lola damages 1 of the orbs75-79 Lola damages 2 of the ors80-84 Lola breaks 1 of the orbs85-89 Lola breaks 2 of the orbs90 Success!
Rolled 23 + 7 (1d90 + 7)>>409738
Rolled 34 (1d90)>>409738Komm, susser tod
>>409477the rolls never end! turn for mc. d20+61-critical fail2-8 Avatar stops you with a quick spell9-12 Mc eats one bead13-17 Mc eats 2 beads18-20 Success
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>409769
>>409781Roll for FIRST spell! roll a d100
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>409795
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>409781Christ>>409795TAKE THIS ALL OF MY ROLLS
>>409800well you have extra whishes rolla d31- 2 extra beads2- 3 extra beads3- 4 extra beads
>>409800ho ho holy fuck, that's snow faili wish i had the time to stick around in these threads.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>409807uh
>>409814All good things come to an end
>>409814well, you still have 2 more beads for other turn.roll a d100 for SECOND spell.>>409795
>>409830>>409826i don't know how to feel anymore
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>409830
>>409875roll For the THIRD spell.>>409795Also, we gonna limit the number of actions per get to 3. All the characters can participate as long as is the same action.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>409894
>>409914Holy shit a fucking meteor eat shit.
>>409345Oh right, the one where it ended happily ever after cause of Duck Bro.Probably my favorite get still.>>409379Fireden is fucked for some reason, so I don't have any of the ones featuring Underground, Castlevania, Gamestop, Saiyan, or Catgirl Princess.However, Wolfy is still up on suptg.The two in May 2016.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=save+the+princess
>>409914>>409875>>409814>>409801>>409800>>409781>>409744>>409661>>409584>>409532>>409515Those are a lot of linksLet's seeWacky Wally misses.Wacky Wally>NI!Cockroach Supremo not have not successed at fail but din't fail eitherCockroach>Ro...auch!Roxy has slow down a bit her play, but kep enjoying too much. Devil, Wizard and Candy seems to be enjoying too.Candy>Umph!Devil>Ammmh!Wizard>Ooooh!Wizard then summons his old friend the firnedly squid! That's great! beacuse we didn't have enough characters in our party!Meanwhile Lola tries to keep Avatar busy shooting at him whit her finger pistols.Lola>Bang !Bang! Bang! Avatar keeps Lola busy by kicking her.StP MC>Hey bastard! pick on someone your own size!!!StP MC also wants some character development and eats the 3 beads left from the candy bracelet at once to protect Lola. He summons a smoke screen from Candy cigarettes. Enemies can't see him or Lola for the next turn!. The second bead grants him two more spell from the candy bracelet! The last spell is Jawbreaker Meteor.The meteor impacts in Avatar's jaw! He is gonna be KO from one turn!! puppies pics here http://imgur.com/a/qxXHa
>>410726Holy SHIT.That's a spectacle.Now eat the next 2 beads, STP MC, while Squiddy breaks up the Lewdpocalypse.
>>410726STP MC: check to make sure Lola's okay. Then get 200% mad and shoryuken that Avatar fucker in his newly made glass jaw
>>410739Might as well reroll.Also, 777 get?
>>410726Let's do it. You know what. GATTAI, or fusion of every playable character into an all powerful avatar in non weaboo speak
>>410739But first roll for Wally. d31 Wally atacks2 you evade Wally's attack3 Wally does nothing
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>410801Stupid Wally.
>>410739>>410778Candy beads. Again. Roll d100
>>410739There's a better place for those beads you know
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>410815
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>410815And #2 since nobody else is popping in with one.If it wasn't obvious, attack-based ones are aimed at Avatar.
>>410739>>410778>>410815Roll again for second candy bead. d100
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>410830
>>410846>>410815reroll. you can add +1 or -1 to change a result
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>410853
>>410866So you dont need to add even more characters ill take a minus 1 for syrup stream.
>>410739>>410778Squiddy trying to stop this disgusting act of sex. roll d201-5 critical fail6-10 squid gave up and go to do something else11-15 nobody cares16-18 they annoyed by this squid and stop fucking each other19-20 success>>410874Oh thank you! Bless you, kind anon.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>410903Oh no...
>>410910At least he wasn't corrupted
>>410903Dont worry i'm looking out for you!But in return i'd like you to draw the syrup attack in a lewd fashion.
>>410955 Well more dicks is better then more characters.
>>410739>>410778>>410802>>410821>>410866>>410910StP MC eats yet another two candy beads. What effect are going to have these magic candy beads? Squiddy disgusted by this act of horrible act of sex. Does he really gave up and doesn't want to help our heroes?All this you get to know tomorrow in new series of "Magic Duel vs Save the Princess". See ya tomorrow, everybody!
>>411049Lovely, see you tomorrow.Holy shit, ANOTHER thread.
I think we could be in this thread one more session.Starting at 15:00 UTC.The doctor says we need some cute stuff to counter all the lewds or we'll die.
>>411049First candy bead summons liquorice vine trap behind Wally and second candy bead creates stream of syrop on Avatar. is just a penis http://imgur.com/a/21t6g
>>412607Lola, shoot Roxy to try to bring her back to her senses. At worst, you kill the rape demon on accident; not the worst outcome with how she's become.STP, push Wally into the trap.Squid, literally do what you do best and help make everyone friends. You know, deep down, that this form of love is wrong and that the avatar is not being a nice guy. You can help change that, buddy.Cockroach, fail some more. You need more power before you can help the group.Roxy, realize that you are still yourself. This dick did not control you, you control the dick; right now you are just using it as an excuse to act this way. For godsakes, think of your other family members. What would mother and father think if they saw you raping your magically altered brother who obviously said he was still a virgin earlier, which he didn't want to lose it to anal rape (he actually said that about robo-waifu doing that to him)?
>>409894>>412617Choose just 3 actions, I don't wanna spend another 5 hours beetwen pics.
>>412629STP, Squid, and Roxy.Those are the actions I'll choose.
>>412629I wish we could do all of the actions. Damn, we have too many characters. Whose bright idea was it to summon so many people?It was me. I summoned squid, cockroach, and started this "gay?" orgy. I regret nothing.
>>412632>>412617But first Is turn for Wally1-Wally attacks2-You evade Wally's attack3-Wally does nothing.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>412651
>>412617Roll for StP Mc.1-6 Critical fail7-13 Avatar does something14-20 Wally defends himself with cartoony violence21-26 Wally and StP Mc struggles27-33 Wally and StP Mc are trapped34-38 Wally activates the trap. StP is partyally trapped39-44 Wally is partially trapped45-50-Success
Rolled 50 (1d50)>>412667
>>412671>We crit on thisWell then.
>>412671oh shit son
>>412617Squiddy gonna try again to stop this disgusting act of sex and become friend wit avatar roll d201-7 critical fail8-15 Avatar casts a powerful spell at squid16-22 Avatar cast a spell at squid23-27 Avatar corrupts Squid28-34 Avatar debuffs Squid35-40 Roxanne teachs true love to Squid41-46 all this violence and sex is too much for Squid47-53 Nobody cares54-58 Roxane slows down a bit more59-64 Squid annoys Roxane and stop fucking Candy, Wizard and Devil65-67 They all stop fucking68-69 also Avatar is now friend of Squid. But not yours70 Success
Rolled 25 (1d70)>>412713Nat 1?
>>412715Oh no... Literally the worst thing that could happen.My poor squid pal. The Avatar just made shit personal.
>>412617Lewd Roxane vs Politically correct Roxane. d20+21-3 critical fail4-7 Roxane wants more!8-11 Roxane is not satisfied yet!12-15 Roxane slows down a bit more16-18 well, at least she stop fucking her brother19-20 success
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>412746
>>412751Roxane want to invite someone else to the party1-StP Mc2-Lola3-Piñata Prince4-Leslie5-Cockroach6-Cornelia and Joe
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>412765
>>412767>Prince goes to get raped some moreYou know, it's only fitting.
>>412917It takes a few hours for the artists to draw multiple panels, don't bump the thread in the meantime.
>>412949To be fair, you can't bump once auto-sage is on.
>>413051Sage is when you don't bump a thread by putting "sage" with no caps in your Options/Email field.Auto-sage is something that happens either at a given interval or because a Moderator turned it on that causes no posts to bump a thread to the top of the catalog./qst/ has an automatic auto-sage for any thread after 3 days.
>>412767>>412751>>412715>>412671>>412652>>412617>>412632Stp Mc kicks Wally into the liquorice vine trap. Wacky Wally can't move now! But he'll try to escape the trap!Wacky Wally>NI!Oh no Avatar has corrupted The friendly squid! Beware the pervy squid!meanwhile Roxane...Roxane>I'm still feel... empty! Hey prince!Piñata Princess>It's princess!Roxane>Whatever! you gonna help me fell some holes!Piñata Princess>Wait, wait, can we talk about it... EEEeeeeck!Roxane>Just let me make some adjusts! oh yes much better!Piñata princess>Oh my god! what is this sensation! If my hips could move now they would be moving at their own.Sorry for the delay, I had some unexpected guests
>>413168Roxanne's lewdpocalypse hits a crescendo that turns everyone in a hundred mile radius into a buxom female.
>>413168STP, begin praying to the Candy Goddess for her to take you away from this all or for her to save one of her most faithful (you).Attempt to become the avatar of all that is holy and righteous in this candy world. We will become the Candy Goddess's champion to correct this lewdness that detracts from the sweetness of the world.
>>413181Rerolling I guess.
>>413181rolling for this
>>413168Where is our imgur link
>>413249>>413168uncensored version http://imgur.com/a/kFVn2
>>413256Holy Fucking Ass.
>>413181>>413237First roll for range d6+21-3 our group4 also Wally5 also Avatar6 everybody in arena
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>413296
>>413256That's more like it. Thnx m8
>>413308now roll for transformation d20+21-3 critical fail4-6 traps7-8 lolis9-10 tomboys11-12 futa13-14 oppai lolis15-16 milfs17-18 bbw19-20 buxom females
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>413326
>>413326>>413296Holy shitdicks Batman, this gon' be good.
So will all the ducks in the arena become buxom human females or duck females?
>>413380did the get says "buxon female humans"?
>>413168>I had some unexpected guestsDid they see you drawing?
>>413385What are you, a genie?
>>413386Fortunately no. But I had to make a pause.>>413414Yes. It's my favorite part
>>413181>>413308>>413331Everybody are buxom females now. Just trust me. You will see other characters in progress of suggestions. Because there is too many of them. ah Roxy still doing her thing http://imgur.com/a/TiVjB
>>413641Not buxom enough, double it. And triple the ass.Wizard and Candy form a climactic Sugarnova.
>>413641Full body leather suits for everyone.
>>413641Summon sugar raptors. They'll mistake the orbs for eggs and attempt to eat them.
>>413641Lola: Seduce STP MC with new figureSTP MC: Snap Wacky Wally's neck while he's disabled
>>413641>>413649I have no idea what is going on anymore, but make it happen, no such thing as enough around here
>>413666so am I Satan now?
>>413672Yes.What the fuck have you done you fiend?
>>413649>>413666Oh shit, the only thing we can roll if Wally attempt of escape1-Wally escapes the vines2-20 Wally doesn't escape the vines
Do people even like deformed sacks of lard, or is that just meming by now?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>413680
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>413680>>413683I do in-fact have a hyper fetish, so technically yes.
>>413676I am just perpetuating the lewdpocalypse.from a phone, cause I have no comp it er on which to do it and miss any chance constantly
>>413649StP Mc>I lost my capacity to be surprused a long time agoLolita>Oooooh, big!Leslie>Ouch! my back!Piñata Princess>I can't breath!Candy and Wizard has formed a Sugarnova up in the sky!!!http://imgur.com/a/7IjT6
>>413919STP MC: borrow a hose from the Janitor wizard give everyone a cold shower to make them stop being so horny.Delores: Blast Avatar with cannon
>>413919And now, finish the Avatar in one grand collision with the power of the Sugarnova.
>>413919What, no rolling? I call shenanigans.I demand to see a spell lawyer!
>>413938>666 getAny number that is a trips of any of the get numbers is an insta-success. Did you forget this?
>>413938>>413666Here's your roll.
>>413949No, because I was not even there for that in the first place.
>>413962Well now you know, so there you go.
>>413937Well roll d70+51-6 critical fail7-8 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Wizard and Candy9-12 Avatar casts an AoE spell13-16 Avatar casts a spell at someone17-20 Avatar physically attacks21-24 Avatar debuffs Wizard and Candy25-28 Avatar debuffs someone29-32 Avatar deflects spell33-36 Avatar protects himself37-42 Wizard and Candy keep being busy43-48 Squid attack49-54 Sugar nova is too unstable!55-57 Sugar nova explode in space58-59 Sugar nova explode while falling on arena60-61 Sugar nove fall on arena62-63 Sugar nova almost hit Avatar Sugar nova hit Avatar64-65 Sugar nova straight fall on Avatar66-70 Success!
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d70 + 5)>>414015
>>414015>>414022Looks like Wizard's nova was a little premature
>>413937>>414022Sugar nove exploded in space! What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for tomorow new thread to know more.See ya tomorrow, folks!
>>414059Here is my twitter https://twitter.com/goodbadartist. Since this thread totaly going to die soon. Anouncment will be there. Or just stick around 15:00 UTC in /qst/.
>>414059What a waste of a sugarnova.See you soon, for the final finale.